20
Aug
2010
CobraCrack ™ Valley: Enter with Care!!!
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(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
ohhhhhhhhh the valley.
sweet smile... I gotta hang here for a bit... but I promise I will be back soon
oh it is hard to breath in the valley...
I gotta go out and get some air
*thud*
Don't tell me he didn't know what he did to us, when he wore those pants.
He must have looked at himself in the mirror and realized how incredibly revealing those pants were.
God, and then to go on stage and movehis hips like he did....
That's naughty!
Although I must admit that it's kinda hard to take my eys of the bulge, there's another bodypart I like even more.
He was a bit heavier than usual back in the late 90's... and his thighs look incredible.
Awwww, I just want to reach out and touch him.
I :love: love my thick MIKE!! With those nice thighs. What's the other body part you like more?
OH
his thighs!!!
I never, ever looked at Michael THERE until some bloggers corrupted me by talking about it all the time. I was clueless! And I'm not talking about his thighs!
His thighs,Sabine. His thighs....
And he's not thick, he's perfect.
This is the only time in his life I've not felt desperate to feed him... ;-)
*running around turning off the alarms* Elona, did YOU sneak Gold Pants Mike into the Recovery Room????? He is lethal, you know!!!!
I swear I love Mike at that healthy size although I love my skinny mike too!
Nope, I was quite happy with Peter Pan until you kicked me out.
;-)
Oh MY...the GOLD pants. I put his HIStory tour on my iPhone, just so I could watch those GOLD pants in action. I absolutly believe he knew how he looked in those pants on stage...damn sexy hotness ! His movements and finger gesters on stage poured sex out..c'mone. He was the man in control on stage...and he wanted to please the girls. On stage was a different personality..confidence in all areas. Another area of eye candy...that ass , tight and wrapped in shiny gold, seriously, I can see where the girls and the boys passed out ! Serious hotness coming off that stage. Gimmie Mike in any shape, form or personality. I now need a drink..whew ...
OMG the first time i had 5 minutes to stop in here today and I find this!!!! Sabine, it's tooo much!
now everyone will be wondering why i have this big stupid smile pasted on my face!!
*runs to the bar*
oye... I am blind.
hey... be careful with that thing
some one could lose an eye..
Hey Nic! I'm about to burry this bad boy as far as I can put him -- Gold Pants Mike is wreaking havoc on CCC!!!!!!
WOW. Stopped by before work( BAD Idea!) to see if there was an update. Fell into Cobra crack valley and now I am having trouble climbing out.Also two chapters to catch up on. Thanks for all you do to keep supplying this addict
I was about to say something like what MartiniGirl said...
Wreaking havoc indeed...
LOL!
Took another walk down the CC Valley.
Can't believe what I'm seeing - no, it's what I wasn't seeing on my first visit last night...
I suppose the picture with the birthday cake from Copenhagen was there yesterday as well...
But I didn't even notice it!
Can you believe it? I mean I was there when had had that cake!
Guess I was looking at something else.
Who can blame me?
afternoon fellow addicts - I have my protective eye gear on!
Enola, Sonia, Gracie, Mel... COVER ME - I am going in!
hey... fix my SILLY's Sabine!
bahahahaha
*dead - my sunglasses didn't work for this*
OMG, and you added the gift (thank you sooooo much!). I need to leave the room for a bit, though.
*heart attack* dies and go to heaven is this is what heaven is like, yes i fanally made it to the golden "gates", now just open up those golden pants-eer i mean gates......
Oh No Mel -- I should have warned you not to venture into da Valley before Work!!!!! Six members lost their jobs behind that. They wondered around here for DAYS!!!!
When we found, they were bruised beyond recognition, black and blue, but smiling OMG! They couldn't stop smiling
OMG!!!!!!!!!!
Sabine..
it's the 1st time I've been to this valley. I don't know how the heck i made it through, but i did. haha!
ok.. some of those sexy pics you got up there i've seen before.. but boy oh boy... those GIFs KILLED ME!!
Was I seeing THINGS or was mikey really "grabbing" "it" in two of those GIFS? No joke.. i swear I saw him grab the tip... After those two, i scrolled down and what do I see??? Michael PUTTING HIS HAND DOWN HIS PANTS????????????? OK ladies.. some one please be honest with me, was that GIF editted or did michael REALLY put his hand down his pants??? I almost died..
WOW he really did make love with his music. I think being on stage and the music was more pleasurable to him than sex... he must have had 10 orgasims in each show! LOLOL
ohh wow. he is sooooooooooooo fyneeeee!!
im dead.. i aint gonna be able to sleep tonight..
Sabine..
btw, you know those conversations you wrote up at the begining between mj and that rabbi... well is it a tue conversation? i've never listened to the rabbi's tapes and stuff.. did the rabbi REALLY ask him those questions?? :S
Yes, I think he did. That particular last one seems to be the rabbi himself asking Michael for sex. Ugh.
Elmira, coming back for more ah...?
yes.. haha i am coming back for more LOL.
I can not believe a rabbi would ask him about sex. I am jewish myself and i am sooo dissapointed in that rabbi. I can tell you that he is not a real rabbi.... he is probably faking it..
but boy oh boy......... he actually grabbed it? im dead now.............
And yes, Rabbi Schmuck who is no Rabbi as far as I'm concerned, asked him those questions. He asked him a bunch of questions. I really think Michael just told him what he wanted to hear. Michael didn't let his guard down w/ everyone and he was aware, I think, that the Rabbi was very judgmental.
There's a part in the transcript where he tries to get Michael to talk about Brittney and someone else, but Michael doesn't take the bait.
What Rabbi betrays the confidence of someone he's counseling or abandons someone he's giving spiritual guidance to? There's actually a few Rabbis who have criticized Rabbi Schmuley for make his book.
hahahah Sabine.. i am sure that the 1st two rows of girls fainted for sure. Damn i can not believe michael ALMOST grabbed the tip.. hahahaha
Anyways, that rabbi does look weird. I never thought rabbis could talk about sex and stuff. I guess schumely wanted money just like anyone else. And i do agree with you, Michael was smart and he did not let down his gaurd with anyone.
I miss him though..
he is soo cute :D
Oooooo, wow, what's that smell?
Elmira, did you see our latest entry in CCC? I think you'll love it!
Elmira, what, where, how? huh?
NOOOO, my eyes, my eyes!!!!!!!!
*running around like a decapitated chicken - but a chicken with the finest feathers, mind you, and with 2 pearl earrings.... oh, but if I'm decapitated... well...*
I couldn't put on my glasses, just after reading the warning, right after that *hint* something hit me in the eye... Oh God... my eye, my poor eye!
Ok, *putting her head back in place and rearranging the feathers* Now you can... now you can *cough* hit in the right place *cough*
Keep posting stuff like this i really like it
You welcome!
aww...I feel really bad reading those comments he made :( I wonder if he'd be able to love me if he knew the dirty mind I have.
But...I do have to know...I heard somewhere that "it" was nine inches...is that true? Where is the source that says that?
found your site on del.icio.us today and really liked it.. i bookmarked it and will be back to check it out some more later
OOooo, I can't wait to hear your thoughts!!!! Welcome!
*looking around*
I swear I don't ever remember coming in here!
YET it looks like I am a regular...
Now that is what I call a selective memory…
Hehehehe
HOLY CRAP!!
Can we drink in here - I may need it.
Where where can In find those performances in the GIFS? You should post links to all them if you can! Michael got alot of boners on stage :shocked:
too bad he didn't wear them during the bad Tour and the Victory Tour, Dangerous and every other tour he did LOL 
see this is why I need to venture into this side of CCC more often! It seems one of the addicts stole a picture! (pulling out my hammer) But thank goodness, I have lots more!
I found the video for the GIF for Black or White:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esPJiEYviDM&feature=related
i like to make a mold of that sucker. oops im sorry my thoughts got away from me for a second. nice pictures, thanks
*officiallyhasdiedfromthegoldencobraoverdose*
*heading in with protective gear and a cape on and pulling at Cherry's elbow*
Cherrry!!!!!
What are you doing in here!!!!! After doing a hit of CobraCrack, are you crazy girl?????
A mold of what, debbie?
I like it here...
yes, yes... I do
*standing at the gates and whispering* Martiiiiiini Girl . . . . Martinigirl!!!!!
OMG,
She doesn't have her protective eye gear on!!!
Man...
You can bounce a quarter off of dat ass.
a mold of that cobra for a keepsake,omg wow what a snake. uh oh, you gotta turn off the alarms again. ( moonwalks out the room) he he.
A mold... I WANT ONE TOO!
I want it on my wall in my bedroom!
Well, now that I think of it, it may not be such a good idea after all. For one it might intimidate my husband. Oh, whatever, he's snores, so maybe I can get the bed to myself permanently if I put the cobra up on my wall. I believe that is what they call a win-win situation. LOL!
Ah yes, almost forgot! The second problem, or should I say the only one now? Hm...
I'm just thinking my walls could cave in under the weight of that...massive beast.
Hey, I'm outta here!
uuummmmmm...
Why come I've never seen this page before?????