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20 Aug 2010

CobraCrack ™ Valley: Enter with Care!!!

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146 Responses to “CobraCrack ™ Valley: Enter with Care!!!”

  1. ladake says:

    And is it wrong of me that in all these pics, I'm not even looking at his face??

    You know, I wonder if that material is breathable.... it doesn't , you know... look.... porous.. Um, so does it get .... sweaty in there?

    You know what. It's too damn early in the day for this!

  2. EnolaLee says:

    Are you kidding?!

    I've been in here so often I think it has damaged my eyes...but hey, that's okay!
    I just use my hands to guide me in the right direction.


  3. ladake says:


    I had no idea it even existed.

  4. EnolaLee says:

    Oh wow! A CobraCrack Valley virgin...

    I remember when I came to this golden place for the first time.
    I swear I blushed so hard no blood was left in my feet. :lol:

  5. Sabine says:

    We are now offering pocket sized molds if you'd like, you can pick them up as you exit the valley. I thought you girls would figure that out by now, there's a whole tray of them right by the exit door, free of charge -- but the thing is you guys never leave!!!!

    Ahhhh, somehow I don't think that's gonna satisfy you girls!!!!!! :lol: :tongue:

  6. CherryLeigh says:

    Nothing will ever be satisfying enough once you've been to the Valley, Sabine! :lol: :blush:
    I mean can you believe your eyes? He is sooo b...! Where did he hide all that during the Bad & Dangerous Tour or any other time, really because the Cobra never looked this huge again before of after as far as I can remember. :wassat: :blush:

    And yes, those lucious thighs...but I agree with Sabine, I love my skinny Bad Tour Mike just as much. :wub:

    Do you know the movie "Prime" with Uma Thurman and Meryl Streep? Meryl plays Uma's therapist, Uma sleeps with Meryl's twentysomething son and there's one scene where she tells Meryl: "His penis was so beautiful I wanted to knit it a little hat." :lol: :biggrin: That's how I feel! I mean, I've never seen the Cobra undressd but we just know it's beautiful, don't we? :lol: :wub: :ninja:

  7. Sabine says:

    Cherry: Do you know the movie "Prime" with Uma Thurman and Meryl Streep? Meryl plays Uma's therapist, Uma sleeps with Meryl's twentysomething son and there's one scene where she tells Meryl: "His penis was so beautiful I wanted to knit it a little hat." :lol: :biggrin: That's how I feel! I mean, I've never seen the Cobra undressd but we just know it's beautiful, don't we? :lol: :wub: :ninja:

    OMG, :lol: :silly: :cheerful:

    It's like a cruel joke God played on us, making Michael so talented, so sweet, so kind and giving, so beautiful to look at and then to top it off putting a bat in his pants!

    WTF! :w00t:

    We just had no chance did we ?????!?!?!?!

    I never saw that movie but I remember when I saw the preview i thought that was hilarious -- what a situation huh????

  8. ladake says:

    Yeah, so .... I bookmarked this page.


  9. Sabine says:

    You can go blind doing that!!!! :lol:

  10. ladake says:

    It's your fault! lol

    I can't stop looking at the one we were talking about.

    Why is LL's song 'jingling' going though my mind right now.

    I'm gonna have to say some prayers tonight.

  11. Sabine says:

    You know when I first put this page up, I spent all night doing it and then I felt sooooooooooooooooooo bad, because I would never want to reduce Michael to a body part or just a sex symbol, so I asked everyone what they thought -- if I should leave it up.



    You know what the answer was!!!!

  12. EnolaLee says:

    I just came by for a quick morning peek before I'm off to work.

    Oye, he still looks just as delicious as last night...
    I would really love to feel my way up those thighs to...

    *slaps herself*

    Get your bad self off to work, girl. NOW!

  13. EnolaLee says:

    *sneaks in during her lunch break, carrying a pitcher of Holoma's Soup*

    :w00t: :heart: :wub:


  14. Gemeuxx says:

    Why wasn't I aware of this page? Before his death I didn't know about the History Tour "Gold Pants"-- I think it was the same year I graduated 97? Correct me if I'm wrong...In the back of my mind I'm asking myself what the hell was he thinking? LOL It almost looks like he's wearing NO UNDERWEAR! I rolled my eyes at the comments he made to the Rabbi. I mean damn, if you wear shit like that wtf do you expect women to do?-- Oh yeah, I'm going to look at your feet... Get the eff out of here!

  15. ladake says:

    He's not wearing any underwear, he couldn't be. Especially not in the one at the top right under the 3D glasses caption. Not when I can CLEARLY see the outline of EVERYTHING in that first swing out!!! Naw homie.....he's so commando in these.

  16. Sabine says:

    OMG! Girls, did you congratulate Enola on her pregnancy!!!?!!?! :wub:

    She must be carrying triplets!!!! Coming in here with a glass of Holoma's Soup!!!!!

    What was she thinking!!?!?!?! Well, she did say she wanted another baby!!!! :lol:

    I'm telling you girls, if you spend too much time in here, you're gonna go blind, and you won't be able to read the stories!!!! :lol:

    Gem, Michael told the Rabbbi what he wanted to hear. He was speaking to Michael Jackson Inc. Not Michael!!!!!!! Was he wearing underwear?

    You know, I do see an outline in the back of something in the back -- I'm stumped!!!!!

    I had no idea about the gold pants or even Michael's cobra until I started blogging w/ a couple of women who I won't speak much more of!!!! Seeems like that's ALLL they wanted to talk about it, and then that's when I looked and said, WTF!

    I swear, I never looked at Michael "down there". :blush: :angel:

    I guess I'm gonna have to get a scouting party in here to round ya'll all up, 'cause I think some of the addicts have gotten lost in here!


  17. ladake says:

    I guess I’m gonna have to get a scouting party in here to round ya’ll all up, ’cause I think some of the addicts have gotten lost in here!Damn!

    Well, to be fair, some of us just recently realized this page even existed, so we're still a little awe struck! :tongue:

    I think the gold my have us hypnotized.

  18. Sabine says:

    Damn Ladake, are you STILL in here!!!!! :lol:

  19. Katerina says:

    daaaaamn!!! and there's not even a smiley of biting your bottom lip because seriously when I see such pics it's the only thing I can do!! girl you should add one!!
    thank god temperature got a little lower since yesterday otherwise I'd be all over the floor now! :biggrin:

  20. Sabine says:

    Katerina!!!! :angry:

    Are you old enough to be in here?

    :lol: :silly: :tongue:

  21. Sabine says:

    *speaking loudly into a megaphone at the entryway to da valley*



    We are particularly looking for Ladake, who was last scene in these parts a couplah days ago! Anyone running into her bring her in immediately! :lol:

  22. ladake says:


    I think I got lost for a bit. Took a while for me to find my way out.

  23. Sabine says:

    Ladake!!!!!! :sad:

    I was was so worried! :wub:

  24. Katerina says:

    take it easy girl.. why so :angry: ?
    are 25 years enough? :tongue:

  25. Sabine says:

    See, Katerina, I thought you were like 15 :cheerful: That's cause you have a youthful spirit!

  26. Katerina says:

    15?!!!! OMJ!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
    are my comments so immature?!!!
    (and to think I have a real photo of me....)

  27. Sabine says:

    Noooo, why take it like that?!?!?!

    I said you have a youthful spirit, not immature!!! :tongue:

  28. Katerina says:

    ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! you certainly have your way girl!!! oh I well I guess it's because I refuse to grow up :biggrin:

  29. Sabine says:

    Katerina: I guess it’s because I refuse to grow up

    Sssshhh, don't let Colette hear you! :lol: :cheerful:

  30. Sabine says:

    Oh, :lol: You have to read the other thread we were on, she was saying that Michael needed to grow up.

  31. Katerina says:

    right... like there aren't enough "grown ups" in this world... man!!!! if only every man were like him!!!! then this place wouldn't be so full of sh**
    sorry but that's my opinion

  32. Sabine says:

    No need to apologize, since I 100% agree with you! :wink:

  33. Katerina says:

    just out of curiosity what other thread you were talking about? here in the valley?

  34. Katerina says:

    Sabine: See, Katerina, I thought you were like 15 That’s cause you have a youthful spirit!

    I meant to thank you for that!! (since most of the times I feel like a 80 yr old)
    so thank you :smile:

  35. Sabine says:

    Katerina, awww, you're welcome. I did think yu were that age, but like I said, only because I sensed a youthful spirit -- but you know, an old soul and a youthful spirit is synonymous -- Michael had both! By the way its the Touched by God thread not in da Valley, but here on CCC.

  36. Katerina says:

    now that's def the best compliment I've ever had!! :wub: :wub:

  37. Sabine says:

    you're so welcome!!!! Look at us getting all mushy while surrounded by all this cobra :lol:

  38. DeborahGreene says:

    i dont know why in the hell i cant stop coming back to this room , its ridiculous i have been here everyday almost all day for a couple of months now. this is getting insane.

  39. Sabine says:

    OMG!!! :w00t: Deb, was that YOU!!!!

    People have been reporting this crazed addict dodging in and out and in of the exhibits like a mad woman, but no one has been able to catch her. The rumor was that she was . . . . FAST :tongue:

    :silly: :lol:

  40. ladake says:

    That 1st gold pants gif....which from this point on shall be referred to as 'THE GIF'... is completely hypnotizing.

  41. Sabine says:

    :w00t: How'd you get in here?????


    :cheerful: :lol:

    j/k :kissing:

  42. ladake says:


    I told you, I sneak in through the back.

    I can't help myself...just can't stay away.

  43. Sabine says:

    Okay, don't get upset but I have to tell you this.

    Sit down first okay.

    Listen, I've seen the signs, it sounds to me like you're


    Celebration time!!!!! :silly: :happy:

  44. ladake says:

    Girl, I been an addict since day one.... which was sometime back in may or june, I can't remember.

    Meanwhile, I have a serious question, well, halfway serious.


    Did Michael not feel that thing floppin' around in his pants? Seriously though, for some reason I would imagine that would be totally uncomfortable. The only time I know of when a man... does that or something like that is when he's....you know...

    Anyway I'm making my own self blush and I feel bad for staring... kinda sorta, but it's like you said... because, because you can SEE it. (I laughed out loud, literally, when I read that too) And I'm sooo not ashamed because I love all facets of Michael, this is only one of them.

  45. Sabine says:

    You only say that 'cause you don't have a penis!

    I'm sure he was used to it flopping around all over the place!!! Lucky him!!!!! :cheerful:

  46. EnolaLee says:

    Floppin' around?
    Ladake, you are killing me! I nearly choked on my morning coffee...
    I'll think about flopping around all the time while I am at work. I'm sure it will keep a permanent smile on my face.

    Have a nice day, ladies!


  47. ladake says:


    Sorry Enola... lol I wasn't trying to make you choke. It's just in all the concerts I've been to, even when the man is jumping around acting like an idiot, I don't ever remember seeing that. I have seen John Legend get a little excited but it didn't move like that. And when the guys I know are playing sports or dancing in a club, nope, that doesn't happen. But I know they're either wearing tighty whiteys or a cup.

    So I'm going with my previous assumption that MJ is just plain 'ole commando in these LOOSE pants and he obviously KNEW he'd be 'floppin' around . But I ain't complaining at all....just curious.


  48. EnolaLee says:

    Why am I suddenly hearing the song "Hit me with your rhythm stick"?

  49. ladake says:

    Is that a real song? lolololol

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