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17 Apr 2010

Goldenboy

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(Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )

9 Responses to “Goldenboy”

  1. Ameera says:

    Ahhhhhh. Sabine LmAO. ROFL. That picture is too funny.

    You didnt tell use that michael would be shakin and stirring the drink vigorously. I mean look the drink is spilling all over the place, there wont be any left. LMAO

    This is how i pictured it tho, a little michael in it mixing the drink, in a martini glass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ahhh i love it. It’s so tempting, but i dont drink so i think i’ll pass. LMAO. you should start charging people for these drink, i mean we are sleeping here for free, eating and drinking AND going to rehab for free. i say make this into a buisness. LMAO

    i love the golden boy!

  2. Sabine says:

    Ameera, you’re too sweet!

    When I was making it, I was laughing because Mike looks real SERIOUS about what he’s doing. Can you imagine a little Michael in your drink?

    I mean he’s in the PURE and L.O.V.E. but not physically :lol:

    As for charging, you mean you didn’t get one of these?

    You won’t ever get a bill, though :wink:

  3. AnniesNotOK says:

    I was coming here to say that I love it because the image reminds me of Dita Von Teese and her performance inside a sort of huge Martini glass (too sexy but I’m not going to link a pic -I’m too young! LOL-, and much less here because that’s GOLDEN BOY space)! But now looking closely at it… huh, I don’t know if I’m going to be able to drink this AFTER that night…. OMG! *whispering* MIchael, are you going to sit on that olive or not?

    Hey Ameera, I made a (L.O.V.E) deposit. But I love that electronic certificate. I want one of those! Wow, can’t believe that I’m pleading to be charged! LOL

  4. Sabine says:

    Oooh, you mean this performance:

    Isn’t it magnificent?

    You’d just have to take little Michael out and put him on the side. Imagine how many you could collect if you kept ordering them — that’s why technically you’re only supposed to get one per life time, though no one is listening, and their Golden Boys, don’t come w/ little Mikes!

    ANNE: MIchael, are you going to sit on that olive or not?

    OOOOoooo Annie that’s nasty!!!!

    Annie, everyone can have a card and there’s no charge for anything, as Michael would have it!

  5. AnniesNotOK says:

    Hey, I’m listening and I’m virgin to Golden Boy.

    What happens with the olive comment? What did I say? O_O

    I’d eat it, though, ah? I would drink it, set Michael apart (if I survive and can take more Golden Boys I’ll collect little Michaels… can I exchange them for one real size Michael after several drinks?), and then, after tapping him lightly with the olive on his head, eat it (the olive -_-)

    [If you put something about the performance I can’t see it]

  6. Sabine says:

    It’s my dirty mind — I was thinking of Prine Michael telling Saniia to sit on something :devil:

    I love to collect things! I would collect little Michaels and feed them large kernels of popcorn and small pieces of KFC chicken. And they would sing and dance for me , and when I came home after a hard days work they’d all jump around like little puppies and say, Mommy’s home!

    I fixed the pic — can you see it now?

  7. AnniesNotOK says:

    LOL @ Michael’s olive… (OMG, girl, and then you say about me…). I see it now! Look how she’s staring at it…

  8. Elmira2887 says:

    Sabine..
    this frink looks so cute!! hahahaahha

    i want one of these :D
    how cute is mikey bear in that drink?

  9. Sabine says:

    “frink” — did you already have one girl?

    If so, make sure to keep your little Mike in a safe place — their very fragile! :happy:

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