15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Great site and book about Michael:
http://www.amazon.com/Poetica-Jacksons-Connection-Defiance-ebook/dp/B004WDRVP8
http://dancingwiththeelephant.wordpress.com/
Just wanted to wish you a happy thanksgiving (if you celebrate it that is.)
Hope all is well, sweetie!!!
Hi Ladake! Thanks honey :bye:
Although I jokingly refer to it as the holiday when we celebrate how we stole America from the Indians, I do celebrate Thanksgiving.
I was away for the holidays; just getting back and wishing I took more food home with me :lol:
Hope your holiday was good and you have lots of good veggies!!!! :yes:
My holiday was less so, simply because I had to work!
I was at my parents’ home, tied my laptop the entire time. It was horrible.
I told my PM that regardless of where I go or what I do for the Christmas holidays, my blackberry and laptop will remain at home!!!
I’m glad you had a good time though.
I haven’t chatted with you in awhile. I hope you’re feeling better these days, and taking some much needed mental breaks.
Yes, sometimes we have to leave those electronic gadgets behind. I have a no Blackberry at the table rule from my daughter :yes:
I’m doing much better, thanks for asking!!!! Christimas is coming fast – always like there’s something more to do.
I’ve toyed with the idea of writing a book: Surviving Christmas :smile:
Sabine!
Just stopped by to say hi! I needed to see some beautiful Michael pictures to get through this crazy week at work!!
Nancy
Hi Nancy, are you getting ready for the holidays???? There’s nothing like a beautiful Michael pic to put you in the Christmas spirit! :swoon:
Hi Sabine,
Trying to get ready!!! It is always such a hectic time of the year!! I usually host Christmas Dinner! When you have a growing family it gets hectic!! I usually have anywhere between 25-30 people. We are never ones to say no to anyone who may be alone for the holiday! So we have had even more at times!! That is when I thank GOD my husband is a chef! He usually prepares the meats, while I do the shopping, the appetizers and the sides!!! Wait I think I got the short end of the stick!! LOL! Are you getting ready for the HOLIDAYS?????
I think the hardest part is the shopping?? There are so many RUDE! people out there,!! I believe it is a time to be jolly and thankful for what we have….I guess more people relate to scrooge!!! Have a great day! I will check in again soon!! Any updates in the works?? I am anxiously awaiting them… NO pressure!! LOL :w00t:
25-30 people! Nancy!!!!! :wassat:
Do you have room for one more! :tongue: Just kidding!
that is so beautiful of you and your hubby. Since he’s a chef the food must be mmmmmmm, mmmmm good. Yes, shopping, at least in NY is an experience!!!! That’s why so many people shop on line, but you know feeling and touching the items, you can’t beat that!
As for updates, girl you have to talk to my muse!!!!! :smile: :yes:
Sabine,
I am in NY too!! What part of NY do you live? Sure you want to come for Christmas Dinner no problem it will be tight but we will manage!! LOL! Yes, I do some shopping on line but like you I like feeling and touching the items I purchase. 1
Awwwww, let me talk to your muse!!! looking for updates!!! LOL!
Have a wonderful Holiday if I don’t get back before!!! I will definitely be on after the holidays….will need to recuperate after all the cooking, cleaning, shopping and wrapping!!!!
I’m sorry my muse couldn’t deliver for Christmas really! But I just can’t fake it, girl! I’m in Brooklyn, NY, I think you are too, right? We might have passed each other on the street and didn’t know!
Sabine,
Hope you had a wonderful Holiday! I am glad that it is over! I am recuperating from yesterday, but it was nice to be with family and friends. I am originally from the Bronx.. I used to be in Brooklyn all the time, I still go now just not as often! Love the bakeries and coffee shops..used to go clubbing there when I was single!! I still work in the Bronx though! I moved out to Long Island after my sons were born!
So, Yes we may have passed each other on the street and didn’t know it!!
:cwy: *sniff* tears… *clears throat* Sabine? Um did you see my last message? Can I please have access? It’s been a couple months and I would like to catch up. I left off at Bad Boy Mike. Do I need a password? I’m signed in under my google account. Waiting patiently…. :cwy:
:blush: :yes:
Oh its PinkFrosting/Shan btw. Thanks… :yes:
:bye: Hey girl, I promise I’m not ignoring you, but I was wondering did you read this?
testing…
Hey Sabine! Read and replied! :)
:thankyou: It means a lot because I meant every word that I wrote!!!! The system automatically boots off if you don’t log in for a time, I think it’s like three or four months, but I went ahead and restored your account :smile: :biggrin:
Thank you sweety!!!!
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I’m enjoying the play list Sabine! I’m shamed to say some of the songs I never heard before. *twirls* :thankyou:
Ahhh, well, that’s the best part right! I was so afraid with all this SOPA talk that my playlist would go bye, bye!
Sometimes i just let it play in the background while I’m doing other things! Michael couldn’t make a bad song! :swoon:
hey gurl, i am back, & i had to save up some money and get me a laptop, but i have no internet access so im at mcdonalds lol (invasion of privacy much?) but its better than nothing, i swear no other website would make me want to buy a laptop, except yours… (not even facebook lol) addicted much lol!, but my next step will be getting home internet next, but hey i hope you was having wonderful holidays and happy valenti——– (puke) day. i just looked up and im the only one in here now talk about feeling awkward lololol! ( but its kinda gonna be sad for me with the loss of whitney right before it) :cwy:
Hey Sabine! How are you? I hope this wasn’t asked before but did you ever think about getting an app for android? :smile:
Hi Crystal,
Hope you’re doing good. I know it would be super convenient for a lot of people, but last time I tried to do it, it shut the whole site down!
I haven’t been here in forever!
I was just reading your book again last night (I still adore that story) and thought about you.
Hope all is well and you and your fam are doing wonderful!
Hey Ladake!
Long time . . . my internet was down for a few days and man you don’t know how much you’re online until you can’t get online! I still think of this place fondly when I remember the good ol days. It was great while it lasted! Hope you are well, too :)
Just checking in because of the frankenstorm. I know you’re prepared!
Stay safe.
Girl you are too sweet! I’m hoping they are making a big to do about nothing but we’ll see won’t we! It’s nice and dry right now, if a big windy :sad:
I just got back from getting food, batteries, flashlights, chargers, gas and cash.
The only thing I’m concerned about at this point is losing power. I’m PRAYING that does not happen.
But I already informed my parents that if I do, I will be taking that 3 hour drive south to stay with them.
I am not in the mood for this thing right now.
My sisters, mother and my children’s dad are in Jersey, and they all lost power, parts of Brooklyn, did too. But I don’t know who is smiling on me, but we didn’t have any interruptions in service, other than transportation, which is out for anyone.
Girl, when NYC doesn’t have transportation, you know that’s a problem!
Hope you’re safe and not alone, Ladake! Catch up on some much needed family time, that’s the best thing about storms. :yes:
Soooo glad to here from you!!!
Our area didn’t really get anything. Praise God. No power loss, no flooding, no damage to homes or buildings. People were still out and about on Monday. (Though some dummies did put their garbage out on Monday with the wind still gusting up to about 50mph)
But I had already forewarned my parents that should I have lost power, I would have been taking the 3 hour drive to their home since they are further down south in VA.
I have fam in Queens that I just got in contact with yesterday, my cousin and his mom.
I was absolutely blown away by the devastation this storm caused – up and down the entire east coast. It’s just terribly amazing.
Me, too! I’m always one to say, oh they’re over exaggerating, and I even went out Monday after noon, took a stroll down to the promenade to see the river in all it’s glory. i wasn’t the only fool out there either! Walking back the wind was terrible but I still didn’t think it would do much. The amount of rain that NYC took in was incredible, and to see the streets flooded looked like a movie!
p.s. I just know Im going to bump into you one day, and be like “Ladake?” :lol:
Ha!!!
I’ll just have to let you know of the next time I’m in NY.
I’m glad you and your fam are safe.
They’re already talking about another weather system next week. I pray that is not going to impact the northeast.
I also hope this isn’t a preview of what’s to come for the winter weather.
Really!!!! OMG, so exciting. We can have lunch? I know people are wary of meeting people off line — I know I surely am, but I would so meet you for lunch :smile:
And I promise I’m not crazy or dangerous like the person stalking me said! :lol:
we survived the NOr-Easter, thank God, but I’m with you, I can’t take anymore abnormal weather systems, I swear!!!
Except for the abnormal 64 degrees we had yesterday :smile: :smile:
Stalking you?? This was a cyber stalking, right? If so I vaguely remember it.
I’ve never met anyone from online before.
I play at match.com but I chicken out before I actually meet a guy for a date. I think of the horror stories, but I know I really shouldn’t do that.
… actually, you know what, scratch that. I do meetup.com, so I do meet people online, just not one-on-one type of deal.
Meetup is really fun in my area. One of my friends has a group here as well as in NYC too. I’ll have to email you the name of it.
But yeah, I would SO meet you for lunch too!
And it’s 2 AM, but I had a chai tea latte after 8 tonight, stupidly of course, and now I can’t sleep! Thank God I work from home because I am not going to be any good in the morning.
OH! Did I tell you I bought my first home?
Hey, I bought my first home! :w00t:
OMG, congratulations!!!!!! Buying a home is a such a milestone event, not everyone can achieve it and I like that you said “first” home which means they’ll be lots more to come!!!!!
Welcome to the world of mortgages home insurance and property taxes :tongue:
So, Yeah, Ladake, cyberstaking, which people might think is not as scary as real live stalking but it is, because the person can literally follow you from site to site, research you and post things online that literally take on a life of their own and you can not know who this person is for like forever.
Thankfully for me, I am a great researcher and I was able to track this person down. I still don’t know exactly who she is (though I know who she was affiliated with online) but once I outed her real identity and began writing about it where her “friends” could see, the stalking stopped. I think it was really a sick, sick person. A michael hater for sure but more than that.
As for Match.com, can I tell you that my experience with online dating is that 80% of the men are just looking for sex :lol: and because of that and my cyberstalking experience, and the fact that for some reason like Michael I seem to attract sick people to me like the plague I’m scared to death of online to real life interactions, but I’m working on it!!!!
I’d love to have lunch with you though :smile: :yes:
Hi dear Sabine!
Happy Holidays.
It’s almost Christmas. yay.
In 2 days… we might be enlightened. Double yay (Though it may just be like that whole y2k hoopla where all the “experts” look stupid as hell because nothing AT ALL happened)
Anyway, just checking in. I know all is well with you and your fam!!
Hey Ladake!
Ha, we made it! I’m not sure how happy I am!! I like the idea of us being enlightened so much better than the end of the world, but I don’t see any evidence of enlightenment yet! Do you? :lol: Christmas was so and so — my family! UGh, but — and I can’t believe I’m saying this — it’s almost over!!!
You’re not snowed in are you???