20
Aug
2010
CobraCrack ™ Valley: Enter with Care!!!
HEY!! GO GET your protective eye gear before going any further!!!!)
You are now about to enter an alternate universe.
MJ: “No thats crazy, like some of these singers who put bulges in their pants, that’s crazy. I don’t understand that. That’s like disgusting to me when they do stuff like that. That’s embarrassing. I don’t want nobody to even look at me down….like looking for that. That would just embarrass
me so bad, oh God”
(Oh, Michael we KNOW you’d never stuff yourself with socks now that 
WOULD be embarrassing!)
MJ: When I think about it – I would never say this on TV – but if I went on stage thinking about what goes through womens’ heads, I would never go out on stage. If I was suddenly to start thinking about what they were thinking about … sex, or what I look like naked, then, oh God, that would be so embarrassing. I could never go out. That’s so horrible.
(Oh, Mike you’re so cute 
! Don’t be shy!)
That Ugly Rabbi: A lot of people like being a sex symbol. You don’t like it because you are shy about it. Do you know when some woman speak to you that is what’s on their mind ?
MJ: Umhum. They tell me.
That Ugly Rabbi: I want to have sex with you ?
MJ: Aha. (with the sneaky smile)
It’s not our fault Michael, you’re so beautiful!
You may now put on your 3D Glasses:
DAMN GIRLS! THAT WAS A BIG ONE!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Yeah it’s a real song, but it’s kinda old – from the late 70s I think.
I don’t even like the song, I just could not help thinking about it when I read your previous post.
I’m pretty sure Michael knew exactly what went on in his pants – and in the heads of his female fans when they watched him…uh… flop around. He must have liked it too, somewhere deep inside, because if he did not I’m sure he would never have allowed it to happen.
Ugh, he’s sooo naughty.
I had to look that one up. Never heard of it before; made me laugh though.
Speaking of penises… lol… I always wondered if you ever had any men visit your site. Of course, you probably wouldn’t know if they just lurked, but have any of our male counterparts ever left you a comment or read your stories?
I had ONE man visit the site he might still lurk and read but he only commented a few times. He was from overseas, a writer himself. Others may lurk!!!!
hi im back again lovin’ the cobra, omg those gif’s are a trip
Hey Deb, see you got your favorite seat :whistle:
Okay. I have a question.
In some of those gifs… mainly the black or white one on stage and the earth song one, it looks like he actually has an erection and it’s not just the fact that he’s big. It’s the way the pants look. Don’t you think??? Did Michael get erections on stage??? And I am being totally serious. I’m just curious, you know???
*shrugs*
Sheryl said Michael would get erections on stage all the time and the band/crew would try to bet when it was gonna happen :whistle:
Why do you think that happened to him???
:lol: :lol: Really????? She said that? OMG! I don’t know why this still makes me blush and giggle and put my hand in front of my mouth but that’s what I’m doing right now! :blush: :w00t: Can you post the link to the article or video or whatever it was where she says that?
They would bet?? :shocked: Wow, that’s kind of mean! Ha, I bet Sheryl was sooo into him and watched him like a hawk! :biggrin:
I mean, you can see him having an erection during the Dangerous and History Tour but I never saw one in any of the Bad shows we have (which admittedly aren’t that many) but Sheryl wasn’t around for the other two just out of curiosity I’d like to see a picture of video from the Bad Tour where he…you know. Or maybe it’s the different pants that he wore back then, they weren’t as tight as the Gold Pants.
I wonder how it works, though, really. :ermm: DIdn’t John Legend get one when there was a female fan on stage with him? But Michael got it even when he didn’t hug a girl or anything…so it was just the adrenaline (and other hormones) from performing or what? :wassat:
I’m right there with you, Cherry. The thought just makes me turn so red!!!
But yeah, what was it, I wonder???
Hmmmm…..
Cherry!!! Oh, I don’t have a link I’m so sorry!!! I read that years ago, but shamone now, a man can get an erection if the wind blows the right way!!!! :lol:
Just the excitement and passion of the moment since Michael felt things so deeply, or whatever he was thinking about coudl do the job I’m sure!
I knew a man once, who told me he would get an erection if he rode a bus wearing silk boxers. The bumps in the road caused him to rub against the soft material – and voilá – an erection!
I’m not surprised Michael got a little “happy” on stage sometimes. Doing all those sexy moves in front of thousands of worked up females was litterally to ask for it.
I still cannot believe they would bet… Gosh, he must have been having erections constantly!
Not that I mind though…
:angel:
sabs, listen i know this is going to sound crazy but i had a long dream about mj last night, it wasnt sexual at all though , he had came to my house when i was younger and living with my parents and my sisters and he stayed for a week while he was doing a show there’s a lot more to it as i can recall. i remember him joking with me about the computer and me trying to show him how it works then he got on there and made an annoucemet ‘TELL THE FANS I SAID THANK YOU AND I LOVE YOU ALL’ , then when i went to his show he got on stage because there was some problem with the sound system so he was trying to hold off the audience (j-5 era) and he repeated the same thing ‘ TELL THE FANS I SAID THANK YOU AND I LOVE YOU ALL.’ so i thought i would come on here and tell you cuz he may have wanted me to. i know it sounds crazy but i think he was giving me a message cuz im always hoping to have a dream about him and it finally came. i was so happy and and mad when i woke up . guess how i woke up , the guy sitting next to me was rubbing my leg and i looked over at him and he started to apologize and he kept apologizing so i looked back at the stage and the guy tickled me in my groin on the side right where your thigh comes up at. the most tickliest spot on me. i think it was him sitting beside me also cuz the guy was really light skinned but i couldnt make out his face. too funny huh . just wanted to share with my friends.
Awwww, that’s too cute Deb!!!! Well congratulations on finally having the dream.
I think that’s a great message!!!! Michael, thank you and I love you, too!!!! :wub:
hey girls , this might be crazy and out of order but i wonder if he liked cunnilingus? lol anyone with the answer to that spill. thanks
LOL!!! Oh my word, Deborah.
Hmmmm…. I’m on the fence on that one.
I don’t know what you girls are talking about — on the fence pffff :ermm:
Michael liked it!
Offfffffffffff Couuuuuuuurrrrse he did!!!!! Why wouldn’t he? :whistle: :cheerful:
thanks, just fantasizing that’s all. you just made me really happy lol
:w00t:
Clearly it’s been a loooooong while since I’ve journeyed in here.
….*exhales*…..
Yes, Yes, Yes!! Mike loooooooved it… at least he does in my dirty little mind.
:angel: :whistle:
Sabine, Im soooo late to this site but :w00t: OMGOMGOMG!!! the pics are insane!!. The story about the band betting oh my poor baby, they teased him. Sigh. It so cute that he had them on stage. I do belive it was the adreneline rush and excitement. Michael was passionate in the things that he did so Im not surprised. Do you think he is big in that area? It looks that way.:whistle: I can’t believe I just asked. :blush: Well? :angel:
:lol: Wendy are you seriously asking me that question. Girl, do you not have eyes!!!! Shamone now!!!!!!
Michael wasn’t getting any complaints in that area!!! As if he wasn’t blessed enough, damn! :cheerful:
I agree with you agreeing with me, by the way, the excitement and adrenaline rush, 20 millions girls screaming and fainting at the sight of you!!!! Michael was a man, damn it! :silly: :biggrin:
:silly: :blush: I I just wanted to make sure my eyes werent playing tricks. He was so beautiful. :tongue:
Please more stories! Thank you!
Aaaah, the gold pants performances. Thanks, Sabine, for the great pics!
The up-close shots are enough to cause cybergasms, or more appropriately, Mikegasms, as you call them– just from looking.
Every MJ woman’s dream!
I may be wrong, but it’s pretty obvious that he wasn’t wearing any “underwear” and if he was, they must have been sexy, ultra-sheer silk! The constant friction from his undulations against the fabric and the excitement of all those lovely, screaming women couldn’t help but cause the bulge. I won’t share what my guesses are but he was lavishly-endowed!
In some ways I can understand Lisa’s reluctance to become pregnant if she was afraid he would cast her aside in favor of his children. Had she been mature enough to realize that she couldn’t have him ALL to herself, things might have been very different for them. No doubt one taste of him would turn you into a ravenous, unquenchable nympho, but if she could have controlled her desires, she could have had him AND his babies. Making love to him must have been nothing short of pure ecstacy. :heart:
I can’t believe I just wrote that!! My God! Hopefully, I’ve not offended anyone. He’s just the most sexy, sensual man ever and a woman can’t help herself but be explicit at times. No? Come on ladies, fess up!
Michael Jackson, the King of Pop and “soft porn”. Definitely the reincarnated god, Eros!
I am blushing. Wow.
man, i couldnt stop smiling lol…i had to fan my face a lot to keep from fainting…. :wub:
:D :heart: :w00t:
Man! You should see the line out side of this place, guest, after guest, after guest but they’re not registering to become a member, so I guess they don’t wanna get in here that bad!!!!!!
(I’m referring to the number of guests I see logging onto this page! It’s crazy!!! :w00t:
Great pictures of a beauti–gorgeous man! Love him in tne black hoodie. You know that one on the bike. That look in his eyes and the tilt of his head. Amazing. I love this man.
That’s one of my favorite pictures, the one on the bike. He’s looks so . . . regular!
yeah i guess not …they don’t know what they missing :wink:
Oh, I think they do! It’s the gold pants, they’re trying to get a peak :lol: :tongue:
I know I’m late to this page but,
Michael in ALL these photos, not just the goldpants, is breathtakingly mavelous. Yes, Lord, he was wonderously made! Now, if I could figure out how to make the flipbooks work. It’s probably an IE9 issue. Maybe it’s all good right now ’cause my husband might be mortified when the 911 response team asks what was she doing before the attack.
Sabine, I haven’t seen some of these pics since the early days of Right On! Magazine and Tiger Beat. Some of these I still have in a few scrapbooks. Where did you get ’em? I want ’em, I want ’em. Can you imagine tbe screensaver?
Understood. Regular, everyday, beautiful black man. Looks like he’s on the block, or the yard, flirting. WHOA. But had he never sang a note, Joseph never gotten them out of Gary, he would not be regular in the “common” sense. He is/was, as Shakespeare had Antony say of Brutus, “gentle, and the elements/so mix’d in him that Naure might stand up/and say to all the world ‘This was a Man!’
Ha, ha Right On Magazine! You’re taking me way back.
I’ve got a stash of pictures!!!! And my daughter has a stash too!
As for what you’ve said about Michael, agreed, on all counts! :heart:
i feel faint ….why do i this to myself while im at work
you should be blind by now :tongue:
OK, I’m way late to the conversation here. It’s not my fault. I live in the sticks and had only dial-up internet access. It was so slow, so I was missing most of the good stuff here (like this wonderful thread!) But now I have high speed so I’m getting all the features here now. But, there was definitely something going on with Michael on stage in his various stages of excitement (and no, I’m not talking about his dancing;). My eyeballs about popped out when I saw that gif above with him performing with the white shirt and black pants. :w00t: Thank you for all the beautiful pictures and gifs!
Just so you know . . . you can go blind in here! :tongue:
Ok Sabine,
Right now I think I need a cold shower and I better go to bed!! My husband just asked why my face is so flushed!! I told him it’s absolutely nothing sweetie!! God help the man!! He hasn’t a clue!! But damn Mikey was packing!!!! LOL : :wassat:
OMG, you wondered in here after reading all of that cobracrack!!!!
:lol:
You are one brave girl!!!! I hope your husband got to enjoy your “excitement” :heart:
Waaaaaa I’m totally mixed up!!!! :swoon: I love the gold pants, especially with Michael in it. And now I know, whaall these girls fainted in front of him!!! :thankyou:
Michael was a great combination of sweet and sexy :smile: :yes:
Hey Sabs!!! Do you remember me?, I`m sorry I have not come around here very much, my other account was close. My baby girl doesnt give me very much time for myself, but I promise I`ll try an come visit more often :). Can you please give me access again so I can cotinue reading the stories?…I just fall in love with your stories!! Please!! :)
Kisses ans hughs!!!
Mady
Hi Mady, of course I remember you!
I talk about where I’m at with CCC here! http://165.140.70.174/~cobracra/2011/10/25/mirror-mirror-on-the-wall/ It answers all your questions! :smile: