15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Hi Enola!!! Thank you honey!
Sonia, I’m going to call you Sonia-Fierce from now on! I can feel your intensity from all the way in NY!!!!
I love it :biggrin:
You see I took down my comment?
I don’t even want to give that women even that much attention! Annie just sent me something and it inspired me! Ahhhhh, she knows me so well. She knew all she had to do was get the juices flowing and my mind would take over.
Who has time to worry about those who want to copy me when I can be CREATING!!!!!
LOL! I feel so wonderful now! Reading your words, Sonia, (THANK YOU :heart: and knowing that there is like a bottomless well of ideas in my head!!!
Anyway check out my new description for CobraCrack! http://165.140.70.174/~cobracra/what-is-cobracrack/
Awwwww, that makes me feel kinda bad for Marlon, knowing why he did it. There’s some funny footage of both of them doing the body roll to each other during the Victory Tour, Marlon starts it off and then Micahel joins in. It’s really funny I wish I had a link — maybe you know what I mean?
Anyway, I know how Michael feels though — it’s so annoying.
For me, I don’t want to ever be motivated to create something because I want to “top” another person. I mean, I’m a perfectionist, I compete w/ myself. I want the motivation and the inspiration to be positive not something negative and petty and a person who is copying off of you with that nasty negative competitive spirit, it can’t help but affect you.
Michael was competitive, I mean we knew he wanted to be the best, but I think it was for the satisfaction it gave himself, not to “beat” anyone else.
I just have to learn how to totally ignore it and block it out. The best way to do that for me, is to just keep creating and not worry about what they “steal” since really between you and me, it’s just a vulgar, and I do mean VULGAR attempt.
:wub: :heart: That was SOO beautiful Sabine!
Oh yes, its more than just a story, now….I bet even YOU didn’t realize it would go this far, since you had said sabah was only meant for once chapter.
:wassat: or did you????
((THUMBS UP)) Silent treatment is the best solution….why waste your time on such people. That’s what she probably wanted anyways, was a reaction out of you, so that she can drain you emotionally since she HERSELF WAS OR IS!
There was one clip I saw of The Victory Tour. In it (I think it was Marlon), Michael ferociously rips or shall I say TEARS HIS SHIRT OFF…
:w00t: That really had me gasping, I was like WEEEW!!! YOU GO MICHAEL!!! Just seeing Michael ripping a piece of clothing off of somebody like that was a real turn on, even if it was was own brother.
:wub: :blush: It made Michael look so FOCUSED AND MANLY!!!
Aawe sabine I’m sorry to hear about the copycat….I didn’t catch your comment, so I don’t know who it is. I like your new description. :-)
Hey PF, listen girl, it’s A NOBODY , that’s who it is :biggrin:
OOooooo Sonia, I feel you on Michael tearing off someone’s shirt and it being so manly.
MIchael totally metamorphosisized on stage. It was exhilarating!!!
You know what I want to have right now! A Thriller!!!!
ooooh sonia. I wish I could see the video of him ripping his shirt off. :tongue:
I only see the picture.
He;s so cute in this clip, but I can’t find the interview…
Which song on the victory tour did he rip his shirt off? maybe i can try to find it on youtube
I love the pic in him in la gears. so sessy. :w00t:
I was saving it :wub: Isn’t he so cute!
I have another one too but I might use that in a story.
Look for the LA Dodger Stadium performance, when he brings Webster — um, I mean Emmanuel on and Janet and the rest of them, I think that’s it. I’m not sure thought.
Yeah Pink Frosting it was on Youtube that I saw it! It wasn’t a particualar song, the way the video was put together it was a series of clips from the Victory Tour, but I think it was Billie Jean playing in the background with a faster beat than what most of us have heard, hope you find.
Not only that!
:w00t: BUT IT WAS IN SLOW MOTION (((BELLS RINGING IN MY HEAD)))
Sonia, I just realize you asked me if I knew I was going to write The Story? No, no, I was only supposed to write that one chapter, a short story, that’s it! :biggrin:
Okay girls i have to run out for a little bit and pick up some more cream for our creamy mikes!!!! I’ll be back, and thank you so much Sonia, Pink Frosting and Elona, and ANNIE!!! You guys really lifted my spirits this morning and I truly needed it.
Thanks to you TTWC will arrive RIGHT ON SCHEDULE! :wub:
*dragging myself in the bar* Oye! **cough cough** Stay away ladies MGirl is is – but the good news is I almost home.
Can someone mix me up a hot toddy? I wanna go lay down in the smile room.
Oh, Martinigirl…
That’s a nasty cough!
Here’s a hot toddy – and an extra blanket for you. :heart:
Now go lay down and make sure to get well soon.
Thanks Enola honey.Just what I need. Hubby is doing most of the driving home. So I am catching up with the crack on my BB – very hard to do.
How is everyone? I really missed you guys and of course the cowboy and the prince too!
Sabine, what’s going love – who is coping your stuff? You know now that the site is officially register, that is copyright infringement. I have a friend who is in rights mngmt at Cooke International as soon as I get home I am gonna give him a call for some info. Will be in touch via email.
Okay I am gonna say bye for now, it takes me forever to do this on my handheld.
Cheers girls.
*slinking off with my blankie*
:w00t: What?!? I was volunteering at the kids’ school all morning, i come home for a crack break dreaming of a Creamy Mike and we’re out of cream!?!? hurry back Sabine!….
guess i will have to make do with a sangre for now…
okay, i just read back through this morning’s activity a little bit…Sabine so sorry about the copycat…you are definitely doing the right thing ignoring it and forging ahead…if it helps i will be angry for you so you don’t have to deal with any of that negativity :smile: wouldn’t want ANYTHING to get in the way of us getting our next hit!
hi everyone else and MartiniGirl safe journey home…
*yelling at the truck backing in a six huge cases of cream in to the back of the bar* Watch out for that picture of Michael!!!!!
Hey girls, I’m beat!!!!! Elona, Gracie, MGirl, what’s up ladies?
MGirl, don’t you give that Ms.WannaBeMe NOTHING person another thought. She’s not stupid enough to copy my content, even though she was dumb enough to accuse me of stealing hers. She just copies my style, my layout and my ideas — which is annoying enough but anyway, I’ve decided to ignore her.
Oh, and you know who it is. I told you about my stalker, remember; I told you, Mgirl, you’re a member of her site . . . if you go to the new one you’ll see it looks amazingly so very similar to CCC, down to the fading pictures on the first page. Thousands of templates online and miraculously she picks one that looks just like CCC, pitiful really — well it’s just like today’s music. I can name a handful of artists today who can come up w/ an original idea. It’s sad on both fronts, but especially for Ms.WannaBeMe who really has no shame about it stalking and copying me, and no qualms about lying about it. She did it with the blog and now since I moved, she of course had to move to. Trying to keep up with the Jones, I guess.
Well, like I said, I have a bottomless well of ideas soooooo oooops for her.
You know Michael said it best. I mean if you want to quote the best go to Michael right. He was talking about the Osmonds, and how one lady had stopped them in the street (this is early on of course, when he was still w/ the Jackson’s) and she said, oh, I like your new song. and she named a song that someone wrote for the Jacksons but then the Osmonds sang it, and they sang it just the way it was written for the Jacksons. He said he told her Lady, that’s not us — why don’t you look at the name on the album — LMAO!!!!!! :biggrin: I swear that’s a direct quote.
He also said, they marketed the Osmonds to look and sound like them and he said that pissed him off. He said it’s one thing to take something and become influenced by it and make it your own, which is what he did w/ James Brown and other artists, but he said don’t just take my idea and act like you came up w/ it first and don’t give me any credit; like it was yours. He said that kind of stuff makes me mad.
I totally agree.
Hi Ladies
What’s up….Oh Sabine is back with the cream….
:tongue: Hey girl throw an entire bottle at me will you….I love lots of cream on my creamy Mike
Sabine, Is the name of this copycat site two of MJs songs to make one word?? If so, Omg, i can see why you are mad.
OMG, I made myself an extra tall Creamy Mike and fell alsleep half way while drinking it. I can’t believe you guys left me in the Recovery room so long
:w00t: *looking around* Look at this place!!!
*Pouring pitchers of L.O.V.E. shots and putting them on the table.*
PF, honey I don’t even want to talk about it anymore — you don’t know the half of the story. I mean to each their own, right? As you can clearly see, obviously copied and made to look like the REAL deal because the person doesn’t have the talent to create their own.
Look, people went out to see Twilight like crazy; stayed on line for the midnight show in the freezing cold. I remember one girl crying into her pillow as my daughter and I chuckled at the last one. They LOVED it — i thought it was beyond corny. Watching Kristen Stewart is painful. she can’t act to save her life. But the book wasn’t well written either, IMO — only the last one I think was written decently.
I think that other place and its stories are vulgar, not well written and the sex scenes are tacky and tasteless — it’s what I said when it was being sent to me for me to edit and fix and its what I still say now. That person wanted me to fix her stories while she took all the credit; in fact she asked me to write the story for her, because she said she couldn’t – I encouraged her to go ahead and try, like I would do to anyone and she said, no, no, I can’t so I offered to to edit it.
Why did I do that? I did, against my gut instinct, and all of a sudden she was my partner and “we” were writing together. She bombarded me w/ emails, texts and phone calls. She referred people to CCC like it was her place and said thank you like she didn’t have an ounce of help writing the story. I saw clearly I should have never helped her. Then she stepped it up and had the nerve to tell me not to write too quickly. I ignored her and then she told me not to write about a certain subject because she had already written it. So I refused to edit the second one and told her if she wants the credit she needs to do the work.
Because I was supposed to let her use me, I became her enemy and someone she would stalk, copy and try to bring down. She’s a user, a stalker and a liar.
IMO, some people are so hungry for Micheal they’ll read anything and others I guess don’t have any taste — they just want to read about sex. So there you go. That’s her audience. Good luck to her.
Like I said to Elmira, I really can’t just read any story. It has to be GOOD. So anyway, moving on.
*turning on the house lights and the music LOUD*
You know what I’m playing right?
Now I’m just wondering why you think
that you can get to me with anything
seems like you’d know by now
When and how I get down
And with all that I’ve been through,
I’m still around
Don’t you ever make no mistake
Baby I’ve got what it takes
And there’s no way you’ll ever get to me
Why can’t you see that you’ll never ever hurt me
’cause I wont let it be, see I’m too much for you baby
[CHORUS]
You can’t believe it, you can’t conceive it
and you can’t touch me, ’cause I’m untouchable
and I know you hate it, and you can’t take it
You’ll never break me, ’cause I’m unbreakable
Now you can’t stop me even thought you think
that if you block me, you’ve done your thing
and when you bury me underneath all your pain
I´m steady laughin’, while surfacing
Don’t you ever make no mistake
baby I’ve got what it takes
and there’s no way you’ll ever get to me
Why can’t you see that you’ll never ever hurt me
’cause I wont let it be, see I’m too much for you baby
You can try to stop me, but it wont do a thing
no matter what you do, I’m still gonna be here
Through all your lies and silly games
I’m a still remain the same,I’m unbreakable
I love this tattooo!!!!
Hi ladies
Okay I’m back how about a shot of L.O.V.E.
Sabine it sounds SOOO horrible what happened to you. It sounds like she took advantage of your good heart, like so many did with Michael. I’m like that, that’s why its so hard for me to trust people at times.
Yes, it was very horrible, and a lot like what I grew up with, and why I relate a lot to Michael — and yes I do have a hard time trusting that people are not trying to use me. But thanks for asking and letting me vent — I needed that! :heart:
YAY!!Creamy Mikes are back!! Make mine a double with extra extra cream please!
Okay, just one more comment about THAT and then no more…I have been there back on the blog (i feel like a traitor now) and read her stories and you know what i honestly thought? even wehn there was’ a decent storyline, the little voice in my head was always saying “Sabine could have written it so much better” ….so that’s that from me. it’s a shame there are users out there but you know we love you and WE have very discerning taste! only the best will do…
My inner addict will be here partying with you and downing CM’s but the rest of me has a hot date with the man of my dreams (hot date meaning TV, take-out, kids in bed early and cheap wine!) :wub: can it get any better?
oh Sabine, also, I love the new pics you put up !
:w00t: :biggrin: Hi Pink Frosting…you wanted to see Michael ripping off Marlon’s shirt (well it looks more like a rag), BUT STILL A TURN ON!!! I can keep watching that over and over again, its at :23 seconds, and the rest of the ladies as well!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSsZPHL22RU&feature=related
:pinch: sorry I don’t know what happened I was looking at earlier at cartoons for my daughter, don’t know how Mickey mouse got in there, but just close it and you’ll see the victory tour, big goof up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmw5l-ELxIo
Okay I posted it again.
*waving to the girls*
Hey ladies… I am home, Home… HOME and oh crap I am so sick so SICK – I don’t even want a martini! WTF?? BLAH
Hubby is gone to get me magic in a bottle – also known as NightQuil – I love the BIG Q – so I thought I would visit until then…. (how addicted is that?)
Sabs…. I know who you mean. I have not been on her site in ages – just checked out the new one now – that little grrrrrrrr – be nice Cheryl… that little ditwit. What the hell – why would someone do that? I just don’t understand. I am the first to admit that I look at others source code to see how they do things… or what I should be installing – but I would never EVER copy anything – I would want my site to be original. If I really want to know – I would ask – Like when I ask you questions… Jesus – that just make me so angry I wanna scream – if I had my voice…
Maybe you should install a proggie that protects your source code… oh that won’t help I guess if she is just lurking and copying…
Damn girl, I am so sorry – I know how much blood sweat and tears you put into this site and what it means to you – I know how long it takes just to get everything running right – my site isn’t half as big as yours or as intricate as yours (YET – he-he) and it is such a labour of love when you do something..
I love your attitude – but it just ain’t right! You are a better girl than me…
Anything you need from me honey – you lemme know.
Oh on a more important note than ditwit – is it okay that I call you Sabs? I never did ask… be nice – I am sick.
hehe
Gracie you also visited the FAKE CM site, so did PF sounds like this wannabe has really got some nerve. I’m curious to know what all she has done but I don’t want to give her the time of day by even taking a few seconds to click on her FAKE site to take a look.
You know Sabine, you have got a real talent girl. Just for future reference don’t share your stories or talents with ANYONE! I mean there are alot of people out there who appear something on the outside and are something else (usually nasty) on the inside. I know because of things that have happened in your past and mine to its not easy to accidently repeat the cycle at times, but I as I said under TTWC thread today we should try to learn from these things so we don’t let it happen again.
:heart: Here are two big shots of L.O.V.E. from my side to you ladies
:smile: Have a nice date Gracie!!!
Happy Friday everyone!!!!!!!!!!!! :cheerful:
Just stopping by for a few drinks.
Hi MGirl, how was your trip? Sorry that you’re not feeling very well but I took the liberty of writing a prescription for you to enjoy a Thug Passion. It’ll knock out your cold. Let me know if you need any refills. :wink:
Hey MsJanice, no, no for a cold you need The Force — that bad boy will kill any virus in your body, pronto quick fast!
Just one sip will do the trick. MGirl, I got a bottle for you right here.
:heart: Hi everyone (((((((((((((((((((( HUGGGG ))))))))))))))))))))) for my CCC addicts, you’re like a big sweet family. I luv ya to pieces.
So I’m writing, writing, writing and TTWC is baking in the oven and getting ready to be packaged and shipped!!!!
My daughter’s new saying, ala Jay Z is “On to da next on”. I love it!
Mgirl, I’m so sorry you aren’t feeling well.
Here’s some L.O.V.E. for you, I mixed it with the Force *holding it with the tip of my fingers away from my face* Powerful stuff okay. Be careful!!!!
Sonia, you are so right: Just for future reference don’t share your stories or talents with ANYONE!
I remember I was listening to an account of two sony execs who worked with MIchael, and they were addressing the MANY lawsuits that had been filed against Michael for alledgedly stealing songs.
He said Michael was so paranoid that he wouldn’t even open a package if it looked like it contained material from another artist.
He said once there was a brown package on the desk and someone said it was a song an artist had left for him, and he said Michael looked at it like it was a virus, pushed it away from him with the tip of his pen and then walked around it with his hand up in the air.
LOL!
OH! Sabine sorry for the late reply.
Yea..I have terrible insomnia. Its quite frustrating. But at least I get to read some great stories..oh! Now I am at the part where Michael just told Katherine that he is going to Marry Sabah! :O I’m about to finish it :D
I’m sorry u were feeling like crap last night. Are u feeling better today?
I NEED A BIG OLE CREAMY MIKE!!! Withe EXTRA cream!! YUMMM! Lol! How do I get an account on here?? :P
ooooo much better SIM. Are you reading Tame the Wild Cobra at all, or are you saving that one?
Insomnia sucks but guess what, there’s no account needed in da bar room, everything is FREE as Michael would have it.
*sliding over a cold, thick Creamy Mike in a tall frosty glass*
So any more favorite parts? :biggrin: *leaning over the bar and putting chin in hands*
Okay….
Is there anyone in here on this Saturday morning???
I wouldn’t normally be up this early today, but have to be somewhere this morning….
So I think I will take a Golden Boy to wake me up!
good morning!!! I would have one with you Sonia, but I need to sleep or else I’m going to look like this for the rest of the day :alien:
Hi Sonia,
It is past noon here in the old kingdom, so I have just walked in for my daily “fix”.
A Golden Boy to wake you up? You’re going for the powerful stuff straight away, huh?
Well, I think I will start of with something a little less dangerous – a Sangre.
Okay girl…
You better go then, LOL!!
The weekends are the only 2 days I can sleep in, so I’m really gonna look like this, this coming week myself
:alien:
:heart: Hope you’re feeling better!
OH Hi Enola…
Missed you there
Yeah I need a few Golden Boys today…SO LETS DRINK!
Cheers Ladies!! (((BOTTOMS UP)))
*watching Sonia in disbelief as she downs a Golden Boy in a split second*
I plan on staying upright all day, so I can’t really do it your way, Sonia.
But cheers anyway!
*takes a careful sip of her Sangre*
WHAT’S HAPPENING???
I’m seeing a blurry…..or are the Golden Boys taken effect or….
:w00t: OMG……Michael where did you just come from????
(((Michael seating himself between Enola and me)))
Michael: Morning girls!!! I’ll take a Golden Boy also….((Michael’s hits Enola on the back))))
:biggrin: Drink up Girl, kay….I know you can’t say NO!! to me
*winks at Michael*
You think so?
Watch this!
*manages to hold back her laughter and looks him straight in the eyes*
NOOOOOOOOO.
See? Easy.
*Michael throws water baloon at Enola, hits her right in the face with a SPLASH*
Okay, I’ve got to go. I think I was just challenged to a water baloon fight.
See you later.
*Runs out, shouting*
MICHAEL! I’m going to annihilate you!
GOOOOOOD MORNINGG!! OMG! Would u believe I fell asleep reading CM :O I was so mad at myself hahaha
Oh! I’m glad your feeling better Sabine! :D
And YESSSSS I am definitely reading TTWC! I am all caught up with that one. :) I am so so so anxious to read more! Lol!
OH I just realized u asked if I had any more favorite parts…wow..its extremely hard to choose favorites..but…(This is in no particular order btw) I love the part where Michael says he has a surprise for Sabah…and then shows up with Bubbles!!! Ahahahaha! I was laughing so hard XD another part..is when Michael and Sabah are on the phone and Michael says something like “are u trying to have phone sex with me?” LOL!
Oh oh!!! And when Michael brings Emmanual to the condo to meet Sabah..and Emmanual is being all flirty with Sabah! I could not stop laughing at that!
More favorites are Michael Telling his mom that he’s gonna Marry Sabah…when Katherine hugs Sabah and Sabah just crys. I think that was sooo beautiful.<3
Oh and my most recent favorite is when Michael and Sabah are talking about what Michael said to Katherine…and when he tells Sabah "I told her I'm going to marry you" and then they start to make love…wow. It was…just BEYOND amazing and sweet and meaningful. I love it<3
Okay
I’m back….for now!
:devil: Now turning out to be the best Saturday….without going into a long story..got up early FOR NO REASON!!! WHEN I COULD HAVE SLEPT SOME MORE!!!!
Anybody in Da Bar….COME AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME!!!
:w00t: I’ll take another Golden Boy, Prince Royale, and A Force!!!! I need a real kick!
:sad: Every time I come in here, Sonia you’re asking for another drink . . . come over here girl, we need to talk.
*pulling Sonia to the side and whispering in her ear*
:sad: :wassat: You can’t drink the same thing all the time, girl!!!! You gotta mix ’em up . . . I know, I know I said not to . . . . but look, try this . . . *sliding a tall, glass towards Sonia and smiling w/ anticipation*
You know what it is, right?
A Creamy Orgasm!!!!!
:w00t: Creamy Mike and Mikegasm mixed together!!!!
:biggrin: I had one last night and let me tell you, my legs are still trembling. Come girl, drink up! *reaching under the counter and pulling out the glass I’ve already poured for myself*
Cheers :wink:
:lol: You know what I thought that looked like for a moment….NO!!! NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!!
I scrolled down to quickly and I thought it was someone’s LEG!!!!
:tongue: But oh BOY!!! It looks yummy
Well I wasn’t having the same drink over and over, actually I was just taking the 3 drinks and mixing them toghether!!!
I almost stumbled drunk into the Neverland Movie theatre this morning drunk. But out of courtesy and not wanting to be drunk in a public place I kept my butt out.
Thanks for the great drink!
CHEERS (((taking a sip….OH YUMMY)))
:angry: Besides Michael wouldn’t let me in, anyways. Funny he had a drink with me and Enola this morning gets me drunk and then doesn’t let me in the movies. I’ll have to get back at him for that later
*soaked, puddle of water forming around her feet, teeth chattering*
H-hi again… do not ever engage in water balloon fight with Michael. You are bound to loose.
Can I please have something, which will melt the ice flowing in my veins?
:sad:
:wassat: OOOOOhhhhh, is that who everyone was complaining about this morning?
:biggrin: I got at least six complaints from the Recovery Rooom abt loud laughter and screaming coming from the bar!!!! Actually, Michael is one of the first people who complained to me.
I saw him in the hall and he said, “Wow, what’s w/ the loud drunks in the bar room” and kinda giggled.
Hmmm, you know he WAS coming from the bar when he said it!!!! :biggrin: Michael is so funny!
I’m putting up something and can’t wait to hear your comment — are you going to be here for a few? And don’t worry about TTWC — it’s coming along nicely!
:biggrin:
Enola, today we’re having Creamy Orgasms — you think you’re wet NOW!