15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
LOL!!! Pinch my lasagna!!!!!!! That’s too funny!!!! :silly: I’m going to sing it like that too!!!! :silly:
:ermm: I love how you said your daughter has a little “addiction” — mhmm, were you still breast feeding her while on CobraCrack?
Hmmmmm, hmmmmm?
:cheerful:
Oh, when you get back by tough cookie, I meant you are not so easiily satisfied/pleased — which means exactly what you said, if you like something or say you do, it’s because you really do.
So by my saying you saying you liked my stories was high praise, I mean I know that you REALLY mean it!
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(you know some people, especially Americans will say somethign is great or we love it, and we don’t mean it at all — we’re just being polite — I myself hate that and don’t do it, but I watch other people do it much to my disgust! Sometimes you speak such good English, I forget I’m speaking to someone who has English as a second language Cherry!!!!)
:lol: Oh no, she was all on her own by then, no ummmsecon-hand CCrack!!
thanks for the laugh…I just said my good-byes to her and put her to bed and it feels like i i ripped out a big chunk of my heart…. :cwy: i’m afraid i can’t do this, that i just won’t be able to walk out that door alone….it just hurts.
awwwww a big hug for you mama
you’ll be alright..
go and have fun
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Awww, big hug Gracie!!!!! You’re so sweet!
thanks for the love girls….i needed it tonight.
still emotional but i’m all cried out now, going to try and get some sleep
Gracie’s Most Excellent Adventure begins in just 5 hours!!
((((hugs))))) for everyone!! :kissing:
“ANY DAY NOW”???
What kind of a cock tease is that???
That could be ANY day.
You know, you may be the best dealer but you certainly aren’t the kindest one……
:wink: :wink: :wink:
Ahhh my fairest and sweetest Frodes, for you I will reveal that any day is probably hopefully if we’re lucky going to be tomorrow, or maybe Friday :smile:
p.s. Mr. Pensive will be making an appearance shortly! :whistle:
I want a mommy who loves me like that!!!! :kissing:
Have fun Gracie!
ARGH!!! I knew that you would take one of those!!! (But I can’t wait to see what you use it for!!!)
Hey, speaking of Mr. Pensive… I know this is a long shot but don’t you think he TOTALLY looks like Frodo there???
I think it’s so cute!!!
Frodes, you have a short memory girl! You put it up before and I snatched it up, but it’s glad you did so again, ’cause I was right at the place where it went perfectly! And you did mention before that he had a Frodo look to him! :tongue:
I never looked at my barbie Doll and thought I want to look like that, and studies show kids prefer attractive dolls it’s human nature, the babies played more with the attractive doll than the unattractive doll. , and it’s not a result of social gradualization.
http://books.google.ca/books?hl=en&lr=&id=pzbolUS6lIsC&oi=fnd&pg=PA27&dq=kids+prefer+attractive+dolls&ots=7ZkOheFS7D&sig=6qfLzPttVfEUMXNRd5_QB1VoKtQ#v=onepage&q&f=false
Attractiveness is what people prefer, it`s just in us, that`s why you created Sabah as a georgeous, thin woman with big breasts, slim waist, toned thighs, clear skin, no one wants to read about Michael with a woman who is 200 pounds with acne, cellulite, stretch marks etc :wink:
Tag Team back again!
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There’s a party over here
a party over there
Wave your hands in the air
Shake the deriere
These three words mean you’re gettin’ busy
Whoomp there it is
hello longggggggg weekend..
my friend so glad to see you
Let’s start slowly.. one Thriller pls!
It is the height of ignorance to think that just because you have one reaction it will therefore hold true for everyone else, or even worse, that your reaction is somehow more valid and appropriate than anyone else.
What we consider attractive is a direct response to social conditioning and highly influenced by our environment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWyI77Yh1Gg
For ex. In Africa a woman who is heavy is traditionally considered more attractive than a thin woman.
Your description of Sabah is based on your subjective view of what you want her to look like. I never said she was thin; I never said she had a slim waist; I never said she had big breast, I never said she had toned thighs; I never said she had clear skin.
Also I’d like to inform you that there are thousands of beautiful woman who are 200 pounds who might have acne, cellulite or stretch marks or even all three, who are in relationships or happily married to men who find them extremely attractive. IMO, one thing women need to learn is that men are attracted to how a woman makes them feel.
DRINKS ARE ON ME!
My cat just gave birth to three beautiful kittens – two black ones and one red..
This is furry Enola with her babies:
awwwwww beautiful!
Congrats!
I think I owe everybody more than one drink actually. She just had two more kittens!
:lol:
so five so far… : )
Sabine and Colette, I don’t want to butt in your conversation but I thought the topic was interesting and so I went to check what we know about Sabah’s body.
“The curve of her waist spread out into ample hips and a round, high derriere that disappeared into her shapely legs.”
“He admired the smooth, soft curve of her flat stomach // He kneeled down again, moved his hands over her flat stomach, her rounded hips and her thick thighs.”
I read a few times that her breasta are full/heavy…
So she’s not actually thin but has a flat stomach. Other than that it seems she’s rather curvy, right? I imagine a bit like Jennifer Lopez for example…
But you describe both her and Saniia as beautiful women, Sabine, and there ain’t nothing wrong with that. :smile:
It’s an open conversation, Cherry, so none of that stuff about “budding in”. I described Sabah vaguely to allow every reader of every ethnicity, shape or size to relate to her. (and if you don’t have a flat stomach, so what! You can fantasize about having one._
Look at the descriptions you quoted, which is indeed what I wrote:
That could be a description of a beautiful 300 pound women! Lets say Sabah was like Kit, and very tall. I’ve seen some heavy women with beautiful hour glass figures and yes, flat stomachs. Oh by the way, Full breasts, does not to me = big although I can see someone arguing that. I always interpret it to mean a handful.
Yet Colette read my description and interpreted it to mean:
And that’s all well and good. This is what is beautiful to Colette and if she wants to imagine that Sabah looks like that I say great. But other people have their own ideas of what is beautiful.
Certainly for Colette to say that:
is highly offensive to all the women reading who are over 200 lbs or thereabouts, who have cellulite and stretch marks.
Having cellulite, stretch marks or being a certain weight does not preclude a person from being beautiful.
Beauty is subjective.
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Enola, :w00t: Congratulations!!!! Does that make five!!!! Wow, what are you going to do with them all?
Isn’t it amazing? RED! Wow, and her little black sisters (brothers). See in the animal kingdom there’s none of that nonsense about color.
This means you’re a grandma!!!! :heart:
Stretch marks and cellulite have nothing to do with size!
Believe me I know.
And as far as Sabah’s breasts….they’re only big cuz MJ made them that way!!!! :tongue:
So I come from work today and see an ‘Any Day Now’… I swear you just keep changing that damn thing just to torture us!
But I read a little more and you say today or tomorrow?!?!?!? Reeeaaallly???
That just makes my whole FREAKING weekend! :biggrin: :silly:
Yes, it is very subjective but maybe Colette meant that you conciously decided not to write that she was 200 pounds with cellulite and so on because (as far as I know at least) Michael has never been with a heavy woman in real life (publically) and I, too, don’t see him with one. On the other hand, in the porn selection he kept, that was found during the 2003 Neverland raid, there were magazines with all types of women, young, older, black, white, thin, heavy…so I think Michael liked women very much in general but sure had his preferences and I think he had them rather for slim women which manifests itself in my image of Sabah.
But it’s actually a very intelligent move of you to not describe Sabah in too many details.
Other girls readig here might see her differently and that is perfectly fine as well and actually very interesting…
Oooooh, yes, Ladake, I’m having labor pains. I’m desperate to just have this baby and get it over with.
Ladake: And as far as Sabah’s breasts….they’re only big cuz MJ made them that way!!!! :tongue:
:happy: That’s so true! They’re bigger now than they were!
My daughter has stretch marks, and she got them from dancing and gaining and losing weight.
I have stretch marks from having kids (but I swear, my sister has had three and she has NONE) — they’re my tribal war marks, and they are BEAUTIFUL — I dare anyone to tell me different! :tongue:
The feminist in me just hates to hear women subjugating their own selves by buying into propoganda!
That is a very beautiful woman and I pretty much imagined Sabah like her, quite curvy and just very feminine. It’s a nice contrast to Michael’s slim body. That’s why I like these lines, they sum it up pretty good:
P.S. I’ve had strech marks, too, since I was 14 or so. Don’t know where I got them from (I guess it was just puberty) and in the first few months my sister teased me about them but I’m so used to having them now, they’re just part of my body. And my sister has cellulite now so I can tease her a bit, in return. :wink:
I have stretch marks on the sides of my butt and I don’t even HAVE a butt!!
I could see if they were there ‘because’ my butt was big but I’m a freakin’ size 2!!! It’s so perplexing. UGH!
Anyway, I’m like you Cherry, I’ve had them like forever…why, I couldn’t even begin to tell you.
And whenever I picture Sabah, I imagine a woman with a shape like Amerie or Kelly or even Bey or Rhianna. She’s a dancer or ‘was’ a dancer, right Sabine???
And labor pains? Do we need to start some breathing exercises or what???
I’m sending you good, creative zen vibes through screen! :smile:
Sabine, you are pregnant????? How on earth did I miss that??? :blink:
lol
And it’s the worst kind of pregnancy too! I don’t think it wants to leave its mama.
The baby, Cherry, IS the next chapter! :cheerful:
I’m not saying that Sabah looks like that mind you – I still want everyone to see Sabah as they would like to, whatever color shape or size that might be!
Ladake, you’re a size 2? :wassat:
I think I was a size 2 when I was like 2 :kissing:
Oh my God, I’m so sorry, here I am talking about all kinds of nonsense while you are in pain. But still, congratulations! I wish you and this baby all the best and hope it’s going to come out soon!
Boy, was I oblivious! :lol: I just remember reading, Sabine, that you said you didn’t want to have another child or something and that you decided that long ago so I never would have guessed you were pregnant now! Well, it can still happen even though you don’t want it to, right? :blush:
OH NO, stopy playing with me! Now I’ve made a complete fool of myself! Thanks! :lol :lol: :biggrin: :blush:
Ok, so you’re not pregnant, ok. Good for you. :wink:
Offfffff courrrrrrrse!!! That’s pretty much how the first two got here! :lol: :silly:
Sabah just can dance but no, she never professionally danced. Now Amerie I know and Rihanna — but who is Kelly and Bey?
I told you, I was a FAT baby…like chubby, I’ve seen the pictures. But from like age 4 beyond I’ve been like a beanpole. :tongue:
:biggrin: You’re cracking me up!
lol…but that’s okay. What’s your first language?
Your english is great, but yeah, sometimes what we say is not necessarily the literal meaning.
Oh thanks, my first language is German. I know it’s not always the literal meaning that’s why I was so surprised at first because up until now I was sure I never read anything that indicated Sabine was pregnant and then all of a sudden you’re talking about labor pains and having a baby! :lol:
Hahaha, I’m laughing really hard right now! :biggrin:
I think that’s great, being able to speak more than one language.
I took spanish in high school and university…but that was soooooo long ago and do I remember any of it??
Numbers, verbs, little phrases here and there.
I’ve been thinking about trying out Rosetta Stone because I have a very strong desire to learn French and Japanese (I luuuurve anime).
I think it’s great too! I mean, more or less everybody speaks English nowadays but for some reason it’s almost been my favorite language and subject in school also.
I also study French but I’m not very good at it yet, compared to English, this is why I go to Brussels in a month to study there for one semester. I really need to get my French together if I want to be a French teacher one day…I’m also learning Italian, beautiful language also.
Japanese, wow! I heard that’s not easy to learn…
@Sabine: Wow, for the first time I actually looked at the pictures above (not the drinks) more closely and saw that there are some taken in the merchandise shop of the O2 Arena exposition of some of MIchael’s things in London! Were you there? I was there January 7th, went there by plane in the morning and then traveled back home that same evening. It was great. :cheerful:
Cherry, I’ve never been overseas, only in my dreams :tongue:
*slinking in to the back of da bar*
LCC and a nice comfy chair please
girls are talking gospel in here
and speaking of gospel…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTIowBF0kE
I realized during the tour de France that some of us don’t see the same commercials and so this one is worth sharing… I mean I am just thinking talking about bodies makes me think of this one..
*swan dive*
Ready for the the Force now..
The article speaks for itself, these are infants and they have a preference, it`s not the result of gradual socialization.
Ladake I know stretch marks and cellulite have nothing to do with size but they do affect attractiveness, and Sabine that`s why you cringe when you imagine Michael with debbie because she`s ugly you can`t accept him having sex with her, you don`t want to because she`s not attractive. Beauty is on the inside that`s true but people look over those things.The media gives people what they want and Attractive People sell
. we don`t we see women who are unattractive and fat on magazines, TV shows etc because it doesn`t sell, I`m just saying what is true. I care about what is on the inside that`s why I always loved Michael no matter how he looked.
the picture of Sabah with Michael on the cover for Bad Boy Mike, she is very thin as are all the pics you put up that are Sabah within the story
2) ànd the idea that he`d get to enjoy her delicious LITTLE body another night…..
3) he admired the smooth soft curve of her FLAT stomach (a fat person cannot have a flat stomach naturally)
3)“Sabah was the first to see the suit in the window of a small boutique and literally had them take it off the mannequin“ (If Sabah can fit into a suit right off the mannequin then she has model proportions, mannequines have the ideal shape that clothes look good on, and Sabah can fit into this??
4) every woman who encounters Sabah is jealous of her beauty or men are ogggling her, calling her drop dead georgeous, this doesn`t happen for your average woman let alone someone who is unattractive
Sabah is descirbed as an attractive woman, that`s my point, that`s what people want beauty sells. Some of your stories are not found#unavailable,, so are you making some sneaky changes to them :whistle:
Nevermind it was temporarily unavailable I can access it now lol :blush:
Collette honey, I hope you know by now that I’m a straight shooter. I’m always hoping when you start talking like this, and yes, I’m going to say it, showing your ignorance, that some how something I write or if someone who is looking on is brave enough to jump into fire, something someone else writes will be able to spark a light in you and help you to see things differently.
This conversation started out about Barbie dolls and the question of whether they have negatively impacted society to believe that only one look is beautiful. That was a point I made and you came and countered it.
But girl you are a PRIMARY example of EXACTLY what I’m talking about.
You said:
Girl, I love how you want to believe your own point of view but did you LOOK at the video I sent to you, what about that? Are you ever going to open your mind to address the obvious counter points to your position?
You know, that’s how you learn and grow.
You like to debate, I see that, and guess what me, too, but if you don’t address what people are saying or even consider it but just keep restating your own point over and over, that is not debating, that is being contrary for no reason.
The BOOK not article (which you sited which I’m not about to read in its entirety) is biased at the outset.
Why?
Look at how they conducted their study. They, with their own biased prejudices selected a group of pictures which they determined were of attractive and unattractive people based on a survey where they AGAIN relied on the prejudice of others to select amongst their peers who they thought was attractive and unattractive.
WITH THIS BIASED SAMPLE they chose babies (and we are not told how they chose the babies or what was the criteria) and determined that IF the baby looked longer at the one picture than the an another picture this somehow meant that the baby considered the face of the one it stared at longer more attractive and actually PREFERRED it — talk about leap in judgment!
Scientific studies sometimes fall very short because they constantly ASSUME AND IGNORE important facts that have relevance to their study.
Your study assumes, because infants cannot verbally communicate why they’ve looked at one face longer than the other, that it is because the face is what they calll “attractive”.
I’d also like to know if any other ethnicities were used in this study because that would make it an even more biased and repulsive I might add.
Your study ignores that babies react to the energy of the people and things around them.
Babies are drawn to shapes and shades and colors.
Your study uses at one point 2-3 month infants who’s vision and brain function is not as developed as an older child.
BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY your study dismisses the fact that even though there might be a basic preference for a certain shaped face or size face (I’ll stretch and give you that) society plays and compounds on this and has stagnated its own collective development by promoting this criteria in adulthood as a standard of “beauty” rather than doing what we all should do when we grow up, that is learning and becoming more mature.
In short, we shouldn’t be picking our toys the same way we did when we were 6 months old at 20, 30, 40!!!!!! How we determine and evaluate beauty should mature as we grow up and have more understanding.
Now you have read 25 chapters of Cowboy mike, I don’t know how many hours you spent combing it for any word that would indicate a certain look.
You did the same thing with the hair, and girl, I don’t know why you keep doing that.
So what Michael called Sabah “little”. I call my daughter who is taller than me little all the time. She calls me little right back. Neither of us are little, let me tell you.
I dislike Debbie (and me and Cherry went back and forth on this) because of how she ACTS because of the choices she’s made.
I dislike people based on their behavior. Believe me, I’ve come to see the most gorgeous people by society’s standards as BUTT UGLY because of their behavior and to the contrary, the most supposedly ugly people as the MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE because of how they treat others.
There are lots of people who society would consider “fat” that have flats of stomachs. The statement is just not true.
the picture I put up is what the worlds is calling a “plus sized model” because she wears a size 12 — it’s ridiculous, I know, but that’s the world we’re living in.
Every woman is jealous? Where are you getting this from? What women? I don’t believe I’ve written about a lot of other women in this story or men for that matter, so your statement that “every women who encounters Sabah is jealous and men are ooogling” is an assumption and gross generalization.
Yes, I agree Sabah is attractive. In my mind she is attractive.
BUT THIS CONVERSATION WAS NOT ABOUT HOW ATTRACTIVE SABAH IS — stop trying to change the goal posts around!!!!
You started this conversation by countering my point that Barbie dolls have been historically racially biased and have had a negative effect on how children, especially little girls view beauty.
The advertisement industry/media moguls have created this circular negative system where they study us and feed us what we “ask” for and then tell us that since we’ve asked for it, it’s really what we want.
Meanwhile they are hiring people like the ones who conducted that biased (and I’m sure racially prejudiced study) to tell them how to manipulate the public, from as early an age as possible to buy their product, believe what they want them to believe, and want what they want them to want.
MY POINT IS that my idea of beauty is expansive, and it is not limited to the small, narrow-minded view that the “world” would like to shove down my throat.
I actually think for myself.
Oh, and the pics I picked for Sabah, I picked what I like, what was relevant according to the era (dress/hair), what I could work with well in photoshop, pics from Michael’s time period, what matched my internal idea of what Sabah looks like (even though I faded it out) and for a whole host of reasons, not just what you think, which is because she was pretty.
This is a constant theme that you keep bringing up, Colette, the external and how people look — I hope as you get older you grow past that immature way of thinking.
Martinigril, thanks honey for sharing that commercial :cheerful: — it’s so true that we are also not exposed to the same tv/print media, which is a manipulating factor in and of it’s self.
It just occured to me that if the kittens are all little boys, then it’s the JACKSON 5!! LOL!
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Ssssshhhh, Motown owns that name :tongue:
Wow. Lots of deep discussion going on up in this bar!!!
So cool, I was at Barnes and Noble today and found a Michael book on sale just simply titled “Michael”. So many gorgeous photos. Aren’t you happy when you come across gems like that???
LOL!!! It’s not that I have a short memory it’s just that I was so stoked on it when I found it that I showed EVERYBODY who was willing to look at it and I asked everyone wether or not they thought he looked like Frodo. It’s been ages since the last time I shared it with someone so now I’ve forgotten who I showed it to and who I didn’t.
But for reals. Doesn’t he look like Frodo???
LOL!!!
It’s like finding money right? I also feel that way when an MJ song comes on in a store or restaurant. I’m like WOW :w00t:
Do you HEAR that???? :cheerful:
YOu know I finally figured out that Bey is Beyonce but now Kelly?
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Hmmm, Kelly Brook?
She’s gorgeous :smile:
LOL Sabine!
Yes, Kelly Brook is pretty too!
But I was just thinking body wise – similar shapes and I was talking about Kelly Rowland! She’s not that big on top, but she has great legs!
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