15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Cherry, I’m still writing it!!! :w00t: And girl, its always the same people.
Michael is more than a star he’s like a galaxy compared to the other “stars” :lol:
Also I love this performance, it’s not very good quality but it’s someting about the way Michael moves his hips at 1:38-1:40 :devil: :w00t:
Wolves in sheeps clothing, yep, we have them right here.
Since my parents are like this, I think I got tuned into some funky frequency that I can’t get my dial off of. I unfortunately have had run ins with them before.
Mhmm, you know I did!!!! Frank Incense and Myhr, too!!! All over. You know, this is to show you how negative a person’s spirit could be. One time I was burning sage in the hallway and she BLEW IT OUT!!!!!
I told her don’t you ever do that again — I did not rent you the hallway! But it was bothering her spirit and made her uncomfortable. Whenever she complained to me, like when I told her not to park in my drive way, I would say, It’s okay, you know; I’ll let you out of your lease no problem. You shouldn’t’ live where you’re uncomfortable.
Don’t you know, at the end of the year, she was SURPRISED when I served her with a non-renewal notice. She actually felt I was going to let her stay. In my house???? Oh no, I don’t think so!!!!
OMG, :cheerful: Gracie, that’s tooo funny! I wanna have a PowWow meeting right here!!! It’s so funny she wouldn’t bless but she’d pow-wow — same thing!!!!
OH, I feel so bad ’cause I haven’t gotten to the first one yet but I will. Its just that I don’t like to rush through things like that :smile:
I was so excited about it I forgot to put up th link :w00t:
Sabine what do you mean “we have them right here” wolves in sheeps clothing?
People who are here on this site solely to cause trouble. Colette, I’m not talking about you! I don’t want to give this any more attention because God is taking care of it right now!!! :wub:
Cherry, I hope you’re not too busy in Brussels for CCC!!!!! :wub: :heart:
Sabine… in that gif I posted you notice how it says Elizabeth Taylor at the bottom??? I think they were reading off the names of the nominees for an award and she was one of them and they were both just looking on at the stage and the person presenting.
But oh my Lord he looks heavenly there. What I would give….
Do you have haters talking shit about Mike on this site, Sabine??? I will drop kick their asses.
Uh, more like stealing shit and reposting it and pretending to be me.
I WILL arrange time for CCC always, Sabine! :heart: You forget, I’m a CobraCrack addict and addicts are very good when it comes to finding ways to get what they need. :devil: :tongue: :wink: In case a lecture turns out to be too boring or I can’t concentrate because of withdrawal symptoms, I’m always going to carry a copy of CM, TTWC or BBM with me in my bag! :cheerful:
Now, I was about to watch a movie, wasn’t I?
Later…
Awwww :wub: I’m so touched. But remember, we are NOT responsible for any failed tests!!!!!
Oh, okay. I already knew about that. That’s why we have the password. Oh, yeah!!! ;)
Anyway, those people suck.
Sabine is the password really going to stop them from stealiing your stories? they could just sing up for the newsletter and then get the password, there’s nothing worse than plagarism and identity theft, it’s not right, karma will catch up to them
What do you think of the video I posted? there is always little things about him I love, certain movements, I watch it over and over again :wub:
HOME
home – right where I left my heart….
Bonjour ladies…
dropping in for a bad boy – coz I am a bad girl
AND I got a chapter to wrap my legs… oh to wrap my head and arms around to read – FINALLY!
WHOOP – the blog drunk is read to roll!
Had a wonderful trip – so much to tell – but for now I am happy to be home with a drink in hand and a big old chapter to read…
:blush:
The password was put on the chapter/picture for reasons having NOTHING to do with plagerism. However, it makes it patently clear to any website or blog that the material is restricted and owned by someone else. And besides, I told you, God is taking care of all of that for me. :smile:
Ahhhh, the video — I can never get enough of Mike; you can always see new things about him :wub:
WOO-HOO!!! Mgirl made it home!!! Glad to know your trip was safe on the way back, babe!!!
OMG and now you get to read the chapter I’m SO EXCITED!!! I can’t wait to read your comment!!!
And yes Sabine and Colette, you can ALWAYS see new things about Mike. I see them ALL the time. I love him so much.
hey honey bun… how are you?
YUP made it home – but so already missing everything and everyone
goodness – I am so glad we met up – did you see our pictures that they took at the premiere?
Damn girl we look good! FREAKING fabulous actually!
I have so much I want to write about Neverland and our visit to Forest Lawn – but I gotta get my thoughts in order and another bad boy in me…..
Oh girls – funny thing I forgot to share… so I have a shirt that says
L.O.VE.
1958 – 2009
That I purchased @ Justice for MJ and I wore it on Michael’s birthday in LA. Hubby asked about it, so I explained the significance of the L.O.V.E. to my husband and he was like oh okay… I didn’t know that
Anyway – while we were travelling we stopped a lot for gas, as you can imagine, and one of the places we stopped quite frequently was called Loves Travel Stops
After I told him about the L.O.V.E. – whenever we would see a Loves – he would say:
Lets’ stop at Loves – L.O.V.E. for gas – it was really quite cute.
LOL!!! Since I have now met your husband I can TOTALLY hear him saying that.
How sweet!!!
Oh, was it just to get people out of the woodwork and comment more on the stories, sign up for the newsletter? That was what I thought originally! lol
Hey Girls!! Mama is off to bed soon and going to be out of town for the holiday here so i just came in for one last drink and surprise surprise MGIrl is HOME!! YAY!! we missed you honey! :kissing:
catch up with you later…
((((hugggggsss)))) to all
and Sabine, I can not even comprehend what you are going through right now…it’s so unfair and you don’t deserve to be treated like that. I’m HOPEFUL that everything will work out and you will be vindicated. never forget we love and appreciate YOU! :heart: God bless :heart:
Good morning girls!!!!! Gracie, you’re a sweet heart — thanks so much love and appreciate you MORE! :wub:
Colette, remember Michael siad MYSTERY — that’s what drives interest!!!!!!
MGIRL :w00t: OMG!
Let me get you a drink! You wanna a Bad Boy, right!!!!! Here you go! Now I have a beautiful face to go with the lady in the pink glass! That’s such a funny story about your husband, so cute! He sounds like a keeper for sure!
Michael is soooooo cute, I was looking through my favorite lists on YT :wub: :
I love how he goes “Pleeeeeeeeeease???”.
If I was Barbara Walters I would have jumped on him.
I think I need a double shot of my new favourite drink..
*gulp*
damn that bad boy is so smooth and tasty.. I just have to say
*oye I feel dizzy*
I hat ta say dat
*thud*
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Frodes — I love when he says Ssssssh, and “Ohhhh”. :wub:
I’m watching Star Wars
Can’t get better than this!!!!!
Heellllllo!!!
For those getting that stupid Ajax error and having trouble commenting, go ahead and comment for now by putting in the email you used to log into google connect, it will still post your comment even though it says loading and even though it gives you that ajax error I tried it while I was logged out and it worked for me I’m going to see what I’ve loaded that is interfering with the comments. Hopefully it can be reversed!!!!
Okay I think i got rid of the Ajax error culprit. Enola, girl, if you’re around, what are you drinking????
I’m having no trouble commenting. What’s going on? :wassat:
MIchael at Barbara Walter…now, that woman is :pinch: The question she asks…but I like this interview because he is soooo cute and he looks just fiiine. This video is on my favorites list, too! Aaaaw! :wub:
Look at this picture…I found it yesterday, never seen it before and I just can’t stop looking at it because it emanates joy and magic like almost no other picture I’ve see of Michael so far. I love it so much! :heart:
I’m on my way out and I’ll take a Sangre with me. :devil: :whistle: :blush:
Oh, LOL, I forgot the link!
CCC thanks you — look to your left!!!!
I’m drinking my own salty tears, because no matter what I do I cannot log in properly.
Ajax is still keeping me out.
Hey no fair! Where’s the picture! :pinch: Some members were getting an error when trying to post, but I think I fixed it — hopefully.
I turned it off — did you clear your cache? I kept getting the error too, but I cleared my cache after i turned off the offending program and googlefriend connect logged on and I could comment as myself. Did you try logging into googleconnect at the bottom of the page where it says get hooked? What happens?
Nope scratch that — I logged out again and I am STILL getting that stupid Ajax error!!!!
No thats not it — it’s something else that I tried that is doing it. Thing is I turned it off and I’m still getting an error.
if you’re still around Enola, can you try again — I don’t seem to be getting it anymore and I”m logged out.
Hello!
:w00t:
Yay!!!!! What shall we give you — ach, I know , a BAAAADDDDD BOOOOOY!!!! :wub:
Oh a Bad Boy… Yummy!
It seems you found the source of the problem.
It feels good to be back.
:wink:
Cheers!
Okay, now it’s really time to go. See you later.
Me too! I never went to sleep!!!!
:alien:
Be back in a bit!
:face:
Your comment is awaiting moderation :ninja: Don’t you want to see the picture? (I bet you already know it anway)
:happy:
Nope, never seen that Cherry!!!! CCC thanks you! don’t you see it :wub: ?
No, I don’t! :blink: :ermm: It still says “awaiting moderation”.
Look to your left girl!!!!! :smile:
Oooh, there it is….aawwww! I could stare at it forever. :wub:
It’s a beautiful picture!!!! :heart: Thanks again!
Are you guys talking about the newest photo at the very top on the left??? The BAD one???
If so, OMG it’s freaking gorgeous!!!
I will take a Bad Boy with a MInty Mike to wash it down. I need them tonight!!!
:pinch: :pinch: :pinch:
Here you go — watch out for the kick though! :tongue:
hey girls!! Long time no drunk but i’m done work for the week so let’s celebrate with…you guessed it! Bad Boy Mike for all! WHOO HOO!!
OMG, Cherry Leigh thank you for the beautiful picture!! i love it! he looks so amazing and so happy. :wub:
:happy: so guess what? not a single tear from baby girl when i took her to the sitter this morning!! I’m soooo happy!!
thank you to everyone for all the positive energy…you sent my way. :heart:
I’m on my third BAD GIRL today!!
Know what is?
Bad Boy in a Creamy Sabah!!!!! :tongue:
Hey girls !!!!! So happy for you Momma Gracie!!!! You know, why did I think that Mgirl was back from vacation!!!!!!
But that crazy girl is such a diehard addict, she even uploaded a video for Cherry WHILE on vacation! Gotta love her!!!