15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
That has to be the best bar of all! I needed that, see, that might be my body craving for alcohol, or Michael… or both!
Okay, so I love the second pic. Can I have one of those? Uhm… that’s not a drink? Why is that girl, huh? Anyway… I said can I have one of those? *wink*
Gotta love the MabHa… Michael, please!
But now, my choice:
“Cobra in the Cave”… “THE GENTLEMAN“. Girl, you know I have to try that. Not sure though if that will be possible. Thanks Michael Jackson, now I’ll never fan a (gentle)man ¬¬ Did I say I’m in love with that Vanity Fair photoshoot? Look at Michael’s chest in the pic next to Mrs. M … it’s like pure chocolate!*find (not fan, LMAO).
Ok, girl, what did you put in that drink? I’m already drunk.
*Annie dancing throughout all the room and blowing kisses to the pics on the walls*
Hi Annieeeeeee!!!!!! My favorite poster!! LOL!!! I know we’re going to have a lot of fun with this section!!!!! Okay, don’t tell anyone but I had a few complaints about Holoma’s Soup. Three women have complained of Morning Sickness (there was another woman who showed up nine months ago with a baby that looked just like Michael but like I said, don’t tell anyone ; we’re preparing for the law suit as we speak).
I don’t know what to do. I might have to take it off the menu!
LOL @ Cobra in the Cave– that’s a good name! Annie, stop dancing. I have to tell you — I am in love w/ Michael’s little nipples! I find them fascinating. They’re sooooo small.
So are you suggesting a chocolate drink!!! OMG, we need one, Annie. What shall we call it? Come on girls, think up some good ones and I’ll match it with a picture!
I have to tell you I love the mental picture of you dancing through the halls and blowing pictures at Michael!!! Too funny!
Aw, I love you tinynippleslovinggirl. If you’re going to serve a new chocolate drink, I want it, I NEED it, with a shot of cream (I swear that, and I’m telling the truth drunk as I am, there’s no erotic tint in this suggestion)
http://i44.tinypic.com/2wp185f.jpg
LOL! Okay but we need a name! Chocolate w/ a hint of Baily’s Irish Cream — I can even make it into a cheecake:
http://metromarket.info/Admin/Images/Food/productimage-picture-baileys-irish-cream-cheesecake-18.jpg
It’s so clear, that’s called “Creamy Mike”! OMG, I don’t see any dish in your pic, I see a lying Mike… Lord have mercy! That’s the effects from the other pic. I’m sure a few ladies here have now a super shiny, clean and bright screen.
*Annie tries to moonwalk and do the Michael leg kick all at once, but due to her state, falls on the floor and starts laughing and making “angels” on the ground carpet”
Picture me like this: http://tinyurl.com/yg4vk5m (“Such lovely pics… Such lovely colors… and SUCH lovely Michaels!”)
OH, no, your video has been blocked. You must have files and files of pictures and videos labelled for when you want to use them, right!!!!
Okay, at your service, I am preparing a Creamy Mike — But Oh my, Annie, are you sure you’re okay to have one after the four Mikegasms you’ve had and the cake?
Oh yeah! The bar is open… and it is noon somewhere – the blog drunk is here – so let’s drink!
I will specialize in sexy drinks for the ladies of the house!
Today’s special drink is called: Foreplay
1 oz Amaretto
1 oz Southern Comfort
Fill Pineapple Juice
Poured on over ice on the rocks…
(Sabine – I don’t know if you wanna use them – but I am gonna send you an embedded link from my smug mug so you can have the videos without them being blocked/or deleted. I will send the short version today – and the moonwalker version tonight – use them if you wish!!
Hmmmm DRINKS!!
Annie…. you make me LAUGH!
*shuddering at the thought of 4 Mikegasms*
Oh, you meant the drink… right…
hehehe.. Annie – you are gonna hurt yourself!
One Miekgasm cumming up!
It is a Martini of course!
1/2 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz White Cr De Cacao
1/2 oz Triple Sec
1/2 oz Vodka
1 oz Cream
Shake and Strain – ENJOY!
Hey girl, okay, I’ve put up two more Drinks, Annie’s Creamy Mike and Martinigirls foreplay!!!
Annie, you’ve had FOUR Mikegasms! Wow, you are a trooper! I thought only Sabah could do that! LOL!!
Wow. What a selection…. How do I choose?
Oh gawwd. Can I mix the drinks?
I want to try The Gentlemen mixed with a Mikegasm.
I’m excited. I might stay hear all day ordering.
Ms. Janice, with all due respect — The Gentleman mixed with a Mikegasm, girl have you lost your mind!!!!
Okay, if you insist *handing goggles and a rubber apron to Martinigirl*
Everyone please stand BACK!!!!
If you explode remember I’m not liable!
Hey Martinigirl, thanks for the video offer — I’d love that. I’m sorry I didn’t respond but I’ve got my hand full. Someone just had a Holoma’sSoup and she says she feels something kicking!
@Sabah-ine – Yes, 4 Mikegasms, that’s why I’m still on the floor.
@MartiniGirl, go serve a drink to our only man in the house (not Michael, he’s the God of the house), he’s in “The Dancer” room.
@ThatBeautifulCurlNamedJanice… :)
LOL @ The only man in the house! What shall we give him, a Mr. M of course! Ice cold!
oye…. look at my beer googles… LOL – I think I am gonna need them – especially oin ladies night!
No worries babes – this bar is busy! short version of video was emailed a few minures ago – Long version tonight when the bar get crazy – although it is pretty busy now!
Yup I saw a “theman” in the The Dancer room… was wondering what he was doing – Iwill find him a drink too if he wishes one.
Okay – I actually have to work today and so far all I have been doing is drinking and drooling – which is my norm – but I am not usually grinning as much as I am right now!
Have a good day ladies… Annie – you gotta PACE yourself honey !
Annie my love, are you prepared for 4 Mikegasms? We don’t won’t you sloppy drunk. But hey, you only live once right?
@ Sabine- okay let’s not mix it up. I’ll have what Annie’s having with no chase.
All right get ready Ms. Janice, youve seen Annie and you’ve read about Sabah BRACE YOURSELF GIRL! Here it comes! *everyone shields their eyes*
WOWWWWW!!!!
*ten woman rush to the bar*
Okay, one at a time. Where is Martinigirl — what does she mean she has to work! I thought she worked here! LOL!!!!!
Martinigirl bailed on us and she never came back with my martini. *pouting*
Annie’s gone crazy doing leg kicks and she won’t sit down.
I suddenly feel my heart racing feeling the urge to move around myself. *getting nervous*
What did you put in my drink?
oh MsJanice… I never really leave… I am the blog drunk… I am here – but I am in charge – I dunno how that happen – so sometimes I gotta act it!
Here is a special one for you…. called Between the Sheets!
1/2 oz Brandy
1/2 oz Rum Light
1/2 oz Triple Sec
1 1/2 oz Sweet/Sour Mix
Shake and Strain
Hmmmmmmm! Let me know if you make it out alive.
oh I mean I am in charge where I am at… I am not in charge here – I do what Sabine, MIke and Sabah tell me too… and maybe Annie when she is not drunk!
Janice are you OK, are you OK Janice? *paaaaaw*
I still have some of MY gentleman, do you want a sip? Wait, how many Janices are there? I see 3 of you in front of me… awwww, that’s good because I see soooo many curls, they’re like dancing for me… But oh please, stop moving around… you’re making the walls move too. Why are the pics now dancing too? *yelling to the pics* I’m not gonna steal you!!!!! You don’t have to run, ok? *looking to the pic on the left in the bar* And why are you staring at me like this? I’m not talking to you! I’m talking to the other pics! … Nice back sight though…
Aw… I’m feeling dizzy *tries to hold onto the column of the pic*
**THUD**
You girls are cracking me up over here!!! Annie doing leg kicks! MsJanice heart is racing. You’re sure that’s the ONLY place you’re having a reaction!?!?!?! Pictures are falling all over the place. Look at MIchael on the other side of this message!!! He is laughing his ass off!
Martinigirl, my baby daddy would love you — as he is a functional alchoholic LOL!!!!
Oh Martinigirl, I thought you ran off with my drink. Shaken not stirred, just the way I like it.
I think I’ll try the Creamy Mike next with whipped cream and shaved chocolate on top. Mmmm
Oh no, Annie’s talking crazy. Do you need me to call a cab?
You know what I like?
Golden Boy.
It’s so sexy you can’t wait to have a taste. (LOL!)
Only to be served to women who can deal with it.
Yeah, it’s those gold pants again…
Oh my goodness Sabine i cant believe you would say something like this. I am upset. (Looks both ways) let me get some of that sweet creamy mike, a mikeGasm because i want a taste, and the gentleman in that order so i can go to sleep and wake up deep. Lol.
From mjquan im ordering from the phone ill be at the bar in a little bit
Oops, forgot one thing:
You’ve got to shake it, baby!!
I don’t know if this bar is such a good idea. Only a few hours open and things are getting hectic.
Okay, I have a request for a Golden Boy hmmmm, sounds like courvoisery — courvoisiar — courvoisier, there! http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o110/revmyspace/party/party-courvoisier-scroll2.jpg
Okay, I have to think up a very good description for that one and must get a wonderful picture!!!
And MjQuan, lord girl, you can’t have all those drinks before noon — oh shoot wait a minute, what time is it where you are, maybe you can! LOL!!!!! The picture next to me is Mike giving me the mean face. God, he’s beautiful no matter what!!!!
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Oh my goodness SILENCE! THE MAN is here, where is that beer!!! Oh, no, he’s requested a Sex on the Beach.
I can’t believe Martinigirl! She is the worst!!! Wait unitl I get my hands *grabbing a bottle*
Of course, I have no idea how to make this drink since I don’t drink.
When I was young I could drink anyone under the table but alas, now my body will only tolerate a glass of red wine, anything else and I am TOAST.
So I can virtual drink Mike with you girls and with THE MAN but that’s IT!!!
We are honored by your presence, sir. It must be great indeed to be surround by so many women with their lust in high gear!
Hello to all, it’s a pleasure to be surrounded by so many pretty girls, funny, and with literary taste. Drinking cocktails on a Wednesday morning is not a good idea. It’s better when night falls, by candle lights, with background music and when everything stops around us. We only have eyes for the person we have in front.
The truth I’m not a much drinking person, but a ‘sex on the beach’ in all senses is interesting.
Living on an island, the sea and the beaches become a nice setting to enjoy, to imagine and unleash our hidden passions.
@ Sabine, Thanks for your response, I look forward to contributing my bit in this virtual space.
A kiss.
Before I forget, MartiniGirl, where’s my drink?
Martinigirl seems to be missing in action! She might be in another room with one of the *whispering* stories!
You know, MJQuan, that’s the first time I’ve heard of someone ordering drinks over the phone! LOL!
Elona, stop drooling on the pictures!!!!!! LOL, since I do the same thing!
Are you keeping track of me, since you know I was drooling on the pictures?
LOL! Don’t worry I’ll wipe ’em off when I’m done.
Ah, well, if you’ll wipe them off, then no problem. Look at Michael staring at me with his big beautiful eyes. Stop it, Michael!!! If his eyes are this intense in a picture, can you imagine how they were in real life?
No wonder he wore shades all the time! And he put the surgical mask on ’cause he was always licking his lips and driving us crazy.
See Michael was always thinking of others *sigh*
LOL! Shades and mask to protect us? I love it!
Hubby’s fallen asleep on the couch (wimp) and I’m out roaming the streets looking for some fun.
I really need a Golden Boy – but hey, why don’t you hand me a Mikegasm while I’m waiting?
I heard “licking lips” and came running from the other room:
http://tinyurl.com/yhl4d47
That’s the best gif! LOL
CRAP! I need to quit my day job! I cannot keep up with you ladies… is anybody working today? LOL
TheMan… being a GOOD Canadian gal…. here is how we do sex on the beach in winter…
1 oz Peach Schnapps
1 oz Vodka
3 oz Pineapple Juice
3 oz Cranberry Juice
1/8 oz Creme De Coconut
Shake and Strain – into a collins glass with ice!
Yum, yum… I am thirsty1 Especially after Annie posted that gif… where is Summertime?
Yeah I am with Enola… gimme the Golden Boy… or maybe we need a DESSERT one!
OMG I am getting nothing done… and payroll day… I have to stop drinking or mama really will be back to tending bar… whoever is sober enough to keep Annie smiling and assist Sabine – please take my goggles and apron – and GOOOOOOO!
(officially in lurker mode)
Martinigirl- you cannot be in lurker mode now, I need another drink
Where’s the Creamy Mike that I ordered? My glass is almost empty.
Maybe I should jump over the bar counter to make my own creation.
*Gigantic blast of steam from behind the bar* Okay, okay, coming through, coming through — LADIES!!!!!!
Please stand aside *ouch* SEE!!!!! This is hot stuff I’m carrying!!!!
Okay, now who wants a Golden Boy? Ahhhh, Annie get’s one first, since she provided that gorgeous gif that I will be using very soon!
Okay everyone line up nice and — damn it! I said line up! LOL!
Okay… this is my last drink…
1 oz Irish Cream
1 oz Coffee Liqueur
1/2 oz Banana Liqueur
Shake and Strain
(AKA a CumDrop)
*****running out the room*****
ADP wait, wait… I need to pay my staff!
in case you didn’t know
that one was for you MsJanice
OMG I love the Creamy Mike pic! *lustfully -sorry, it’s the alcohol- licking the computer screen*
Go on, Janice!!!
Coughing….wow, I just choked on my Golden Boy… it was that CumDrop…
Wiping my mouth off.
I think I’m okay now..
Martinigirl, do you know how to prepare cocktails? If you don’t know, I’ll drink a cold beer. Thanks for the recipe for sex on the beach. If you came to my island, I’d prepare you one.
Annie and Sabine, would you like to drink something?
Kisses.
Elona LOL!!!!! OMG, you have me cracking up over here.
Martinigirl will you come back here and DO YOUR JOB and get THE MAN an ice cold Mr. M pullllllease my goodness. The man lives on an Island, for God’s sake! He’s worth his weight in Gold!
Thanks for the offer THE MAN but I am nurisng my Golden Boy and will be for the next few months . . . wait a minute . . . who put this CumDrop in my Golden Boy? O-O Are you guys trying to kill me?
Annie, I think you might be suffering from Michahol poisoning . . . how many drinks have you had today? You’ve licked all the cream off the Creamy Michael! Now I have to go get some more!
Elona, how was it? You drank it pretty fast, considering you can’t get another one unless you reincarnate.
The only good thing about this place is you guys are so drunk offa Michael you’re not asking me for stories : )
Oh no, new drinks and, after seeing the picture up above, now I need a “Golden Boy”…
… *
on my knees*That Golden Boy is sounding pretty good right now. I’m going to get sloppy drunk after having a different variety of drinks. But I can’t contain myself.
*lifting glass* Cheers Everyone
Annie I don’t know, you’ve had quite a few Mikegasms, a number of Creamy Michaels — how about a Holomas Soup *thinking* if she get’s pregnant, she won’t be able to drink anymore
I’m seriously considering reincarnation.
But still I think I deserve ONE more… I mean the drink was inspired by me wasn’t it?
Besides half of it went flying across the bar when I coughed.
If you get me one more, I’ll be a good girl and go back home… alone.
PLEASE?
No way I’m getting pregnant ONLY BY a soup, girl!
*repeating to herself in total ecstasy: “quite a few Mikegasms, a number of Creamy Michaels, quite a few Mikegasms, a number of Creamy Michaels… OMG”*