15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Oh God, OH GOD!!! Please don’t tell me I’m too late.
*Elona drops to the floor and starts writhing in passion, flames have spontaneously erupted from the soles of her feet and the top of her head; heat is coming off of her in waves*
Someone get a bucket of ice water quick WHO GAVE THIS WOMAN ANOTHER GOLDEN BOY!!!!!!
LOL!!! Annie! How can you make me laugh at a time like this, when Elona is burning up LITERALLY. She’s almost ashes over here!!!
Haven’t you seen the little children running around in the playroom! Where do you THINK they came from?
*OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER*
Ladies, you are to have ONE Goldenboy and One Golden Boy only. My God, are you not looking at that GIF. Do you guys think you are super woman?
Look at Elona! No man will ever satisfy her again — she’s lucky to be alive!!!!!
I think I need a disclaimer for the bar room!
Yay! So I got another Golden Boy!
I’m so happy… What? OMG…I’m burning….
Running through the door, stripping my clothes off… diving into the snow ….Oh, wow, that Golden Boy is sure hot!
But I’m okay now.
Looking around…did anyone see my clothes?
LOL@ Annie not trying to get pregnant by drinking soup. I’m with you on that one.
I need the actual COBRA!!!!!!!!!!!
Elona *whispering* Your clothes evaporated as soon as Michael touched your lips hun.
Girls Holomas Soup is the name of the DRINK — it’s not the actual soup. I hope you girls are not too drunk that you’re not reading the descriptions. You can get into a lot of trouble if your don’t!!!!
Oh, dear…
I really need to get back home before I get arrested.
LOL @ Enola: “I’m so happy, what? I’m burning”
@ msjanice, please… of course! Look at that gif, just imagining him horizontally… *burning along with Enola-no Golden Boy needed*.
@ Annie Oh trust me, I imagine him in so many positions. LOL
I see Enola passed out on the ground. Are you okay my dear?
I need to step out for a bit but I will return. Have my drink ready for me when I get back.
http://dangerousbadnerd.tumblr.com/photo/1280/439514021/1/tumblr_kz31rbNAkL1qa9b2q
still can’t stay – something to dream about ladies.
Oh my Goodness, I fell alseep — too much excitement this morning!
I hope everyone is okay and the bar is still running.
What a pic, Martinigirl!
U do sleep! I knew it!
I think I need a drink… a STIFF one. Someone, anyone make me something, anything/
For the first time – I was finally able to get through the special features on the TII DVD/bluRay – I watched the Memories of Michael feature and I cried the whole way through…
OYE!
I was knocked out. Woke up with michael on me i dont know what happened. I hear mj break of dawn song on. I must of had too much to drink. Can i have a golden boy. And can you make me a thriller drink?
Oh Matrinigirl, I’ll get you a drink. Just sit back relax and kick off your heels.
No worries.
Would you prefer a Golden Boy or Creamy Mike?
It’s time for us to enjoy ourselves.
awwwe Msjanice… thank you
I would love a golden boy – but i hear I am only allowed one – so you better give me a chaser of creamy mike!
Girl please, rules are made to be broken.
I don’t believe in making drinks with chasers honey.
Go big or go home. See, Mike is agreeing with me.
I’ll give you a Creamy Mike with a twist, especially made for you.
ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the hell! Martinigirl, are you letting the members BEHIND THE BAR???
Ms. Janice, Get back!!!!! I swear you guys are playing w/ fire with the Golden Boy.
Ms. Janice, you’ll appreciate this, like my Mother always said, What you’re looking for you’re gonna get!!!!
Now I have my list here.
A few of you have received the Golden Boy and will not be receiving another. Don’t let me sick Sabah on you!
Now MJQuan, get up off the floor and tell me what a Thriller is!!!!
On a serious note, I can’t even watch the This Is It dvd — I haven’t even bought it!!!!
I’ll give myself some time. I’m sure it was so sad. Oh, goodness ,someone get me a Mikegasm, please.
Oh crap… I thought the boss was sleeping!
Sorry boss Sabine.. I was so sad and I needed a drink and MsJanice was so nice to offer. Don’t be mad with her – it was my moment of weakness. I promised to not let it happen again. Please don’t dock my pay…
I haven’t had my golden boy yet – just an extra special creamy Mike. Can I still get one…or maybe Foreplay to take to Prince Michael… :)
Since we are in the bar – I will tell you something – I got the OPUS for Christmas – it is beautiful – but I have only open it three times… and only getting as far as about page 6 or so – I just can’t seem to get any further without getting emotional – and I don’t want to ruin it.
Okay I am off to hang out with the Prince – coz he make me smile.
A thriller is a drink that you should make Up. i dont know work your magic. I have so many pics of mike on the wall. Its the first thing i see. I dont know how to make drinks sorry sabine.
I was making a Creamy Mike for Martinigirl with a special ingredient. Besides, she wanted a drink and no one else was available. What was I supposed to do? Let her die of thirst?
Would you like me to make a Mikegasm for you? *rubbing hands* hee hee
I haven’t purchased TII either. I’m not ready yet.
Don’t worry, MJQuan, you’re inspired me and I’ve already put it up!!!!
Msjanice, are you the one that put the CumDrop in my Golden Boy?
I still have it. I take one sip every three hours. So I’m good : )
Uuuuhhhh, what’s the special ingredient in the Mikegasm, please? I need to know!
I guess we all do that. I have so much stuff here about Michael, videos the Opus, lots — I haven’t touched but one of them.
It’s like a cycle of grief. First I wanted to devour everything Michael, I ate, slept and breathe him. Now I want to take my time. Like I’m doing with this Golden Boy.
Martinigirl, I loaded your Smooth Criminal, but me no like the short version. Send me the long version, pulllleeease, I can put them both up in one post!
Sorry, that’s top secret information. Only Michael and myself knows what it is. The only reason he knows is b/c he’s so damn nosy, caught him looking over my shoulders. Then he tried covering it up by whispering in my ear. *blushing*
That Michael has a way with words
LOL – you gurls are making me laugh and feel better. Yes, Mike has a way with words…
I hear you about the cicle of grief… sometimes you just gotta step back and not be so immersed or you spend all your time being sad… usually when that happens – I throw on PYT or Wanna be Startin Something and start smiling!
Give me a few minutes to go to my desktop and I will up it to smug for you and then send da link.
I love this bar…l and all the drunks hanging out in it!
Hey you typed he thriller. Instead of the thriller. Well i like that name too. Im not really an alcoholic in real life so thats perfect for me. But i am a mikaholic. I love that. You had me laughing so hard i almost Peed on myself
THAT’S IT! I’m telling Sabah Ms. Janice!
Yes, sometimes it can get so sad Michael was deeeeepppp.
Okay, I will put up that video. Now Iove this bar but I accomplished NOTHING today . I didn’t even write the next chapter of TTWC!!!!
I can’t drink all day, not even cyber drinking!
Girl you noticed that huh!!!! I’m drunk on Mike. I don’t drink in real life too, like I said, only wine for me. And very rarely. Me and that dark liquor, oh no — we don’t mix. Although I did have a ginger drink yesterday that was nice only a few sips though.
MJ, you know you put all of your comments in the title, I have to go in and put your name and then put the comment in the body of the message. I don’t know what you’re doing girl!!!
okay Ms. Sabine…. I ripped the video directly from the Moonwalker DVD – coz I can’t find my DVD with the video on it… uploading as we speak to smug – it is kinda large (coz I made in HQ) so it will take a bit to finish then process to an SWF – will send it to you before the end of the night!
Oh yes Sabine. Mike was real DEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
LOL Sorry but you started that one.
I’m not a drinker myself. But I do enjoy an occasional glass of white wine.
No need to worry about Sabah. I gave her 2 Golden Boys so she’s in the back snoring.
Im so sorry that what happens when you do it from a metro phone. I wont have access to a computer for a while but i really love talking to everyone and i dont know how to fix it. Am i doomed? Can i still talk though? This is all i do.
Martinigirl, You’re a dedicated CobraCrack addict!!! I have to admire that. Everyone will appreciate it, especially ME!!!
Nah, it’s cool MjQuan, you see, I just go in and fix it for you : )
MsJanice – Actually you know Sabah is on a steady diet of Golden Boys. She’s a real woman, I don’t know how she takes it!!!!! And she definitely can “take it”.
Oooooh, I feel another chapter coming on!!!!
LOL, I’m sorry but I have point out how everyone is saying, Oh, I don’t really drink in real life!!!! LMAO!!!!!!
Martinigirl is probably the only brave soul we have in here!
*whisper* but I really don’t drink LOL!
LOL I don’t drink ANYMORE!!!!!!!!! The key word is anymore.
I left that in my 20’s. but I had fun while doing it.
dammit I am still awake – well I don’t drink like I use to in my 20s – that is for darn sure.
It is not that I can’t – it is that I can’t recover like I use to. In University and in my 20s recovery was having another drink the next morning while watching the Smurfs and do it again that night! ahaha good times!
Now recovery is an entire weekend lost of lying around so exhausted and tired! hahaha – not so good!
Besides getting wasted just has no appeal anymore… one martini does a girl good…. especially when it is a golden boy! LOL then it does everything good…
Yeah, Martinigirl, me too. What happened? I used to be able to drink any sailor under the table and I damn sure didn’t get drunk. But now it just feels like I’m poisoning myself, LOL!
I can have a glass of red wine to relax and that’s IT!!!!
Sabine i think everyone is wasted. They not commenting hardly. I had to run out and get a new bed me and michael destroyed the last one.
Now I know YOU’RE wasted, talking about Sabah’s man like that. You better not let her hear you! :)
What? We were just jumping on it. Lol! But seriously i just had a real life gentleman. Good thing we didnt have Holomas soup. Im talking about the real soup not from the bar lol! That what took me so long to write back. Somebody fell asleep right on me.
What? For real!!! LOL!!!! Good for you! That’s the best feeling :)
Ok that gentleman has taken a toll on me im getting sleepy. Ill have one more drink before i go creamy mike. I want a good dream. Im too scared to try the others. Well you need some time to yourself so i will read your last comment then im out. Bye! Love
Can anybody tell me what happended to m the last time I was in the bar?
I have a terrible hangover…but it feels weird. My body is aching and my tongue is numb….to a point where I can hardly speak.
And why am I wearing Michael’s clothes?
Someone please give me a glass of water.
Ugh, you too? I can’t remember a thing. My back hurts, my head is pounding and look at this place *looks around in wonder* I think we might have to open Da Smooth Criminal either only on weekends or right after I put up a story!!!!
Well, besides having had one too many Golden Boy yesterday, i must confess that I haven’t had much sleep.
I should be working, but I can’t concentrate. I can’t make up my mind if I should feel sorry for myself, angry or even overjoyed with the little piece of heaven I had…before it was brutally ripped away from me!!
Oh, sorry, of course you don’t have a clue what I’m talking about!
See, after going to bed last night I started dreaming.. about Michael. Oh, God I can’t do this…
It was the Michael of the early eighties.
I was in my bed, and he came in wearing nothing but briefs..aaaaaaaa. (sorry almost died there) .
So he lifted up the covers and said: I thought you said you wouldn’t be naked.
I went: I changed my mind.
Then he chuckled and said: Okay. And ooooh… his was climbing into bed beside me. I could feel his warm body next to me. But then, NOOOOOOOOO…. my husband started snoring and Michael drifted away from me. I was like OH PLEASE COME BACK! But he didn’t of course.
I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to strangle anyone before.. but tonight I did. (He’s still alive, don’t worry. I didn’t do it.)
I guess should stop drinking at Da Amooth Criminal Bar Room. It’s not good for my sanity. ;-)
Wow, actually if you have dreams like that after coming here, you should maybe come more. “I thought you said you wouldn’t be naked.”
“I change my mind.”
Oooooo, that’s so sexy. If you see that in one of my chapters, don’t be mad! :)
I promsed myself not to spend my day hanging around the CCC…
What a joke!
Anyway, feel free to use the quote, I won’t be mad.
Then at least, my experience will not have been completely in vain….
LMAO @ the boycotter snoring husband, Enola!
Ok, forgive me while I beat my head onto the keyboard for not being able to remember any dream.
Really you could have used your husband as a Michael substitute — he would have been soooooo pleasantly surprised!!!
Annie, I wish I could send you a dreamweaver! Everyone should have a Michael dream!!!! Today I will be productive and write! Maybe a Tame the Wild Cobra chapter, hmmmmm. HOw does that sound everyone?
Okay, Creamy Mikes on me! Annie, for you, one with EXTRA cream!
I swear, not one single dream, either good or bad. So frustrating.
Have you seen his neck in the pic on the side bar? O_O No, Michael, don’t look at me like that and DO ME A FAVOR (OMG…), I mean appearing in my dreams.
Thanks honey, I’ll sure enjoy that “extra Creamy Mike”!
Michael looks so strong in that picture and then look below it, so boyishly sweet!
See that’s what’s so lovable about him, he had all these different sides!
Okay Sabine..I give in!! I’ve been hanging around quietly enjoying the Crack the past few weeks but i just can’t resist stopping in since you opened the bar!!! I’m an ADDICT and I don’t want the cure!…so girl, get me a Creamy Mike w/Extra Cream…i could sit here and enjoy those all day long! and BTW, a new Prince Michael chapter would be just the thing to get me through the long weekend when hubby works the night shift! *sigh* sweet dreams…. I LOVE that story…i’m a sucker for historical fiction :)