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15 Mar 2010

Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room

Bar Room, GIFs Pictures, Michael Jackson 5,390 Comments

 

Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want?  You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!

[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]

Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll  see about putting it on the menu!!!!

Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.

Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room.   :silly:   :cheerful:   Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!

After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!

N O W   S E R V I N G :

Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’

MENU LIST:

N E W  ON  THE  M E N U!:

 

DDD, also served by the bottle

 

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA:  Some of you addicts have been pretending.  And it’s really not necessary.  When you come into the bar, have a seat.  Your drink has already been prepared.  We’ll even serve you the bottle.  After all, it’s got your name on it.   :yes: :alien:      

Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots.  We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!


Bad Boy Shot

THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at  CCC already know that’s not all you want.  Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.

:pouty:     :sick:   Warning  (Drink Responsibly)

MJ

MJ, Too

 MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE!  We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow.  :whistle:

 

A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.

A Wet Sabah:  Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.

In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:

CHASTITY and UNLEASHED

Ms. CHASTITY

MS. CHASTITY:  Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.

Unleashed

UNLEASHED:   Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED.  We were there.  We captured it.  We bottled it.  Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.

Liquid CobraCrack™

Liquid CobraCrack ™

LIQUID COBRACRACK There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days!   Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod.  Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie.  Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now.  But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!

Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™.  Stock up now while supplies last.  Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand.  Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!

The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.

MINTY MIKE:  Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!!   A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!

Creamy Sabah

CREAMY SABAH:   Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah.  We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!

 

Pure

Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink  refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst  . . .  but alas not your desire.  Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.

:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying.   We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more.  People who met him basked in its warmth.  It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile.  He simply exuded it from his pores.   He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.

If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs.  It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long:  L.O.V.E.  Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson.  ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.

Chocolate Covered Mike

CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!

 

Sangre
 

SANGRE:  Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy  drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:

The Force - it has a lot of power!

THE FORCE:  This drink is served with a resuscitation kit.  I don’t’ think I need to say more!

The Prince Royale

THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and  you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal.  You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice.  He  enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.

Thug Passion

THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash.  The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink.  A favorite of our financially challenged customers.  What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.

THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )

THE MABHA:   A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!

THE GENTLEMAN

THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.

Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.

THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, homebrewed right here at CCC.

Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!

MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.

Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!

MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.

Holoma's Soup

HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!

Creamy Mike

Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme

CREAMY MIKE:   (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours.  You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger.  So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly.  BE WARNED:  This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush.  A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.

The Foreplay

THE FOREPLAY:  (Inspired by Martinigirl)  Trust me.  Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there.  No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink.  The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally.  Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights.  I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers.  It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above.  A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.

Golden Boy

THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand:  The Martini  . . .  shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )

The Thriller

THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too.  One sip, and your  hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink.  You can take it all day and never get tired.  Enjoy!

 

5,390 Responses to “Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room”

  1. MJQuan says:

    With a headacI just woke up.he. I think i really must of had a mikeover. I was having a dream of me and michael in the earlier 80s we were dry humping then we started to really get busy then the phone rang and woke me up. I almost through the phone but

  2. Sabine says:

    Well, *sliding a huge Creamy Mike towards Grace* you know what’s the next step right, if you haven’t done it already?

    Become a follower! Yay! Good times!!!!!

    I’m working on the new Prince Michael, making sure it is as lovely as all the others. IT’s crazy but I have Sabah and MIchael on my mind and it makes it hard to write about Prince Michael — I keep thinking of Michael as Sabah’s man LOL!!!

  3. Sabine says:

    Oh Lord!!! *rushing to the door to close it* Someone call an ambulance quick!!!!

    *leaning over MJQuan and whispering*

    I told you not to talk like that about Sabah’s man. You’re lucky she didn’t do more damage to you girl!!!!

  4. MJQuan (I hope) says:

    It was just a dream but thanks to the stupid phone ringing. We didnt even get to cum yet! From J. Jackson lol!

  5. Sabine says:

    MJQuan, is that you? Every time the message comes in the title I think it’s you but you wrote from “J. Jackson” Girl, you gonna make Sabah knock you out for real LOL!!!!!

  6. Mjquan says:

    Yea its me i was talking about one of the quotes from janet songs. She was like (i didnt even get to cum yet) lol! At mjquan ( i hope ) im a very goofy person. I have laughed a thousand times on this website

  7. Sabine says:

    Did she really say that? I heard from someone that she was freaky LOL!!!!

  8. AnniesNotOK says:

    4 Foreplays, please (I’m collecting the pics provided with them, yeah). I need it ¬¬
    I don’t mind if I’m all the weekend with my back to the floor (who would mind it, anyway?)

  9. EnolaLee says:

    Oh sweet freedom! The weekend is here (at least at GMT+1).

    Why don’t you hand me a huge glass of everything you’ve got on the menu? (yeah I know I’m not allowed to have my third Golden Boy).

    I want to be knocked out so hard, that my hubby’s snoring won’t interrupt me and Mike again… ;-)

  10. AnniesNotOK says:

    As nobody was here I was trying to do my own Foreplays (did that sound bad? :S) so I’m carrying some bottles. Enola, do you want some of them? :)

    Are you going to sleep already? If so, good luck with Michael!

  11. EnolaLee says:

    No I’m not going to bed yet. It’s still early in the afternoon. (But if there was a chance I’d dream about Michael again, I’d stay in bed all weekend)

    So you just hand me one of your bottles!

  12. Sabine says:

    Hi girls I’ve been sipping on this same Golden Boy for two days. I have to say, it’s delicious! This bar is open early today. *looking around* I see Michael’s here. Any sign of Sabah?

  13. msjanice305 says:

    Hello MJ Lovers

    I am in need of a drink immediately. Help a sistah out please.

  14. Sabine says:

    I’m thinking what . . . . a Mikegasm? *pouring ingredients and turning on blender*

    *Serving a tall frosty, creamy Michael with a cherry on top* What’s on your mind honey, you look stressed!

  15. Sabine says:

    Annie, *Handing a tray of four tall glasses of Fourplays filled to the brim with a slice of pineapple on the rim of each cup* Be careful, don’t drop them.

    *Calling out to the back * Someone bring out the roll-away-bed for Annie!!!!!

  16. msjanice305 says:

    Do I really? Not stressed, maybe a little emotional right now.

    I can’t make up my mind whether I’ll have a Mikegasm or Foreplay.

    What do you suggest?

  17. Sabine says:

    *nodding head towards the back* We got cots in the back. *taking back the Creamy Mike and taking a huge gulp* Have a Fourplay, kick your feet up. I’d have one myself but I haven’t been to sleep all night and after that drink knocks me out, when I lay down that’s it for me for the day.

    I’m using the Golden Boy to keep me up, and this Creamy Mike is going to help immensely!

  18. AnniesNotOK says:

    Enola, I totally understand you!

    (((Janice))) I LOVE your avi, did I ever say that, Mr.Curly Seriousness? *wink* You don’t need to change it, please. I hate when people suggest things like that! You don’t appear serious, you are SOLEMN!

    Sabine, you are not only the magic creator in words but also in drinks!! *saying that while on the bed already, of course*

  19. EnolaLee says:

    Slams my bottle into the bar…
    No, I don’t want to drink this!

    I know a better way to get drunk.
    I will just sit here for the rest of the weekend looking into Michael’s beautiful brown eyes.
    I’m already feeling dizzy….

  20. Sabine says:

    Am I the only crazy one that can really SEE this bar in my head??? In my head we are in a cozy room with dark hard wood floors and a mirrored walled behind a waist high counter made of the same walnut mahogany. Bottles of liquor gleam in the warm light that runs over head and soft lamps are situated all around the room. Annie is layed out behind me on her rollaway bed. Enola has just scared the beejesus out of me by slamming her drink down on the bar, and all around us are HUGE floor length pictures of Michael. They’re like the pictures in the Harry Potter movie, some of them, moving, following you with their eyes.

  21. EnolaLee says:

    Reluctantly pulling my eyes away from Michael for a second to have a look around….

    Oh! Sounds as if we’re in the same bar…. Amazing.

  22. AnniesNotOK says:

    LOL @ me in the bed (do I have some pic on top like a cover?)

    I picture it, at least the decoration (the big pics you said, Sabine), like this:


    ***** I put the pictures up so everyone just look around at Annie’s vision!!!!

    Cool or what? :)

    Sabine whispering: (Annie it’s very cool)

  23. AnniesNotOK says:

    My comment is awaiting for moderation.

  24. MartiniGirl says:

    hahah ladies… i would say the order of operations for drinks would be…

    A foreplay, golden boy, creamy mike, and last but not least a mikegasm… yup that should do the trick! but i gotta go and stretch out some seniors at the local community centre – but I think I will have those drinks tonight when I get back!!

    Sabine, I noticed the long version of smooth criminal is not working – I will check my links – but can you check yours too to see if there is somthing missing – or maybe I didn’t sent the full link!

    lemme know – happy Friday ladybugs!!

  25. Gracie says:

    whew! rough morning..stopped in for a Mabha and a hit to get me through the rest of the day! Yes Sabine, this bar is like a real place!… it’s definitely warm and cozy, i loved your description with the pictures all over the walls lookin at ya! wouldn’t that be great?! okay, just time for a little CC then back to reality and a whole lot of laundry….thanks Sabine for opening this place up:)

  26. Sabine says:

    Hi Annie, your comment was awaiting moderation because of all the links. But I decided better to just put them up then to let them sit here as a bunch of numbers and letter’s don’t you think! Doesn’t the place look fabulous? And thanks so much for always coming up with such wonderful pictures!!!!

    Elmira, I’m so flattered that you go back and re-read the stories. I have SAbah and Mike on my mind so much, I can’t seem to finish TTWC LOL!

    Gracie, you are so welcome and stop by anytime. Now that Annie has provided us with such great pics, the place really feels cozy!!!!

    INgridje, wow, such high praise coming from a fellow writer! You know this process has been a wonderful blessing to experience because I’ve been sharing w/ everyone how the stories just come to me, and they really do — everywhere, while I’m on the train, in the shower, at work, in the car LOL! Sometimes I pull over and jot it down before I lose it, the scenes and dialogue are coming in so fast.

    I was walking around laughing to myself as the scene of Bubbles in the bathroom came to me while I was shopping in the grocery store!!!! So the blessing is that I don’t have to come up w/ them — they seem to be coming to me!!! LOL

    Thank you for commenting and for being so generous w/ your praise. We’d love to read whatever you write so give me a link and I’ll link you!!!

  27. Sabine says:

    Ms. Martinigril, your comment deserved a reply all it’s own!!!! You are not to be drinking all of that on the job you know. Especially not another GOlden BOy, as you’ve had your one and only!!!!!!

    THe video was working when I put it up, I wonder what happened. I’ll check it and see!

  28. Nic says:

    OMG..this is the best bar ever ! Id never leave…
    Im thinking Ill take a Gentleman…would really hit the spot. Just to start things off.

  29. MartiniGirl says:

    Gurls… do you know what I am having??

    A Mike’s Hard Lemonade… Umm hello – why isn’t this tasty tangy drink on our menu??

    My fault I guess – so will pick up a few cases on my booze run and serve them up nice and cold to all the willing ladies!

    Hey Nic…. one Gentleman coming right up!

    (sneaking off with my GoldenBoy)

  30. Sabine says:

    When your heart stops, don’t blame me! I think I might take the Golden Boy OFF the menu, because this is getting ridiculous. What you guys need is a nice glass of HOlomas Soup — a couple of big doe eyes babies would slow you down on the drinking!!!

    Hey Nic, how’s your Gentleman coming along? It get’s in ya, doesn’t it? LOL!!!! Good enough to publish, girl thank you honey . Though let me tell you I’ve read some published books that have gone straight in the trash. Publishing doesn’t always mean good writer *cough* Twilight — (don’t hate on me Twilight fans — I bought all four books and read them AND watched the movie on opening night, both of them BUT I just don’t think that book is a well written book!!!)

    Girl, pass me a Creamy Mike, got me all upset talking about vampires!

  31. MartiniGirl says:

    well someboy has to be the regular lush… I am up for it – as think Annie is passed out somewhere!
    besides all this blogging is really hard work – and you make it look so easy… you really are a Queen! it took me like a week to figure out a good gallery and a good way to post it.. (I will send you a link to get your opinion)

    Something special for you… so here is a creamy mc-dreamy Mike…
    dont’ think about vampires… think about our prince!!

  32. Nic says:

    Lol…oh is commin…along quite nicely !

    In the trash…hardly, straight to my nitestand beside bed !
    I loved Twilight…but if youd wrote it…OMGosh what a much better book. I was suprised I enjoyed G rated reading material !

    That Creamy Mike should help you realax…so its all good.
    No pressure…good things cum to those that wait…hehee.

  33. Mjquan: says:

    Getting a little off topic are we?. I keep waking up and dozing off all day. I feel weird. I think somebody slipped me a foreplay. Help me please somebody

  34. Sabine says:

    Off topic? Girl this is a BAR we can talk about ANYTHING here, anything at all.

    Now what was saying? Oh, my eyes are closing but I’m writing a nice Cowboy mike scene half a sleep — it’s too funny. Martinigirl you are sweeter than a Creamy Mike and that’s saying a lot!!! Nic, you loved Twilight? I didn’t like it ’cause of Bella. Bella is SOOOOOOO WEAK and hungry and trifling. She USED Jake and she doesn’t value herself at all. She had no life, no friends, her whole existence was wrapped completely around Edward.

    After we read the book (I read it cause my daughter wanted me to) I had to sit down and have a What’s wrong w/ this book talk?

    Besides, Edward was a straight up stalker, climbing in her bedroom window to watch her sleep, taking out her carborator battery so she can’t leave, sending his sister to watch her so she can’t go no where — that’s not no nice man.

    LOL, don’t get me started on my Twilight critique. I want young girls to have STRONG woman role models and male role models who respect them.

    In real life the Edwards stalk you and make your life miserable. *sipping my McCreamy Mike with a halo on my head*

  35. Nic says:

    Oh Im feelin the Mikeover…slept in this morning.

    Hmmm well Sabine, you being a writter…you would analize Twilight, and I have no problem with you finding fault with the books. I had a friend talk me into reading the first book…I balked about reading tween adventures. My last vampire books were Anne Rice…now that was a good set of books. As I said I was suprised that I did like the Twilight Saga…but then again I was quite pleasently suprised I got into MJ fanfic. Never looked at him this way before and man did it open my eyes to a whole nother reason to be overly obsessed and very addicted to Mike.
    I myself am a very strong independant woman. Im single and bought my own house with no help…so I certainly hear where your coming from. Reading to me is just an escape…so I toast you with my drink for allowing me to escape into a great fantasy. Buying you a round gurl…enjoy.

  36. Sabine says:

    Very politically correct answer NIC! I’m just teasing! Yes, I suppose my being a writer I would tend to over analyze. I liked the books, I just didn’t think they deserve all the hooplah. It’s funny because when the actors are interviewed, especially Rob Pattison, you can tell he shares my opinion. A girl was crying and saying how much she loved him and he asked with the most serious face, “Why?”

    LOL! Plus, have you read Midnight Sun? It was Twilight from Edward’s point of view, someone leaked it on the internet and because of that the author said she didn’t know if she’d ever write it. Anyway, it’s very insightful.

    Well, enough about that. Do you know I never ever read one fan fic story before I wrote Yvette 2.0? Apart frm Harry Potter (which I LOVE) I never knew they existed!!!!

    by the way, Anne Rice, now there is a gifted phenomenal writer Wow! Good for you for being an independent strong woman. As you can tell from my female characters – I love ’em!!!!!

  37. Mel says:

    Hi Sabine can I run up a tab in this bar? I love this new place. I have yo start with a Mikegasm, then an extra helping of the Golden Boy, Creamy Mike deserves A day of his own (thanks Annie!!)

  38. Sabine says:

    hey Mel, now girl ,you should know with your medical background that you cannot have all of those drinks at once. Have you ever seen a person who is suffering for MIchahol poisoning, It’s aint funny!!!!!

    Save that golden boy for one special day, like when you’re 90 – you only get ONE!!!!

  39. Nic says:

    Afternoon all…time for a beer I think, A Mr.M I believe. Gonna work my way towards the Golden Boy eventually. Think I would explode if I got on that fast !

    Why yes I did read Midnight Sun…to me that was more interesting. Anne Rice did kick some butt with her Vamp books, no doubt.
    I can dig on some Harry Potter as well….have loved every movie.
    Can not believe youve never wrote this stuff before…cause you are soooooo good at it. I was on MJTP one day and saw a link to this site…and the way they were talking about it, I was like hmmm need to check that out. Well after reading one story…Chapter One of Cowboy Mike, I was hooked. Iv found other site as well…but none as good as yours. Like I said …”YOU ROCK” !!

    So looking foward to new chapter…in mean time I just keep revisiting the other stories on this site. Hotness abound !

  40. Sabine says:

    Hey Nic, I think I’ll join you but I’m going to have a Mrs. M – I’m going light. What’s MJTP – I always like to keep track of who’s talkin’ about me, LOL! I told you you’d get hooked. The Cobracrack IS addictive.
    Midnight sun was insightful, I was like oh shoot, edward is just as insecure as Bella is, of course!
    I love Harry Potter because the story is so multilayered and so full of lessons and messages. I like to read stuff that is deep. Besides, I am soooo going to the Universal Studios Harry Potter portion. I have my wand and cape ready!

    I was going to put up Prince Michael today, but I want to write another part of the chapter so patience, patience, or like you’re doing, re-read everyone!

  41. mel says:

    Ok Sabah. One hit of Golden boy has me tip toeing through the tulips {and I can’t stop thinking about those swirling hips} I’m sure a Mikegasm will follow shortly. Can’t get enough!!!!

  42. Sabine says:

    Did you say ou want a Mikegasm? Coming right up!!!!

  43. Gracie says:

    Sabine you’re killing me!!! No new Prince Michael yet?!? Ah well, the anticipation only makes it that much sweeter,(just ask Sabah!) and i know it will be fabulous…speaking of anticipation i just have time for a Thriller…better keep it ‘virgin’ till the kiddos are in bed:) i was in here earlier with my daughter on my lap watching vids and looking at pics,,,she doesn’t talk much but she says MJ!! She’s a Crack Baby for sure! …be back for the ‘good stuff’ later…..

  44. Sabine says:

    LOL @ Crack Baby, that’s soooooo funny!!! My daughter was raised on MJ, too, so of course now she’s a diehard FAN!!!! There’s no better way to raise them. Sorry about the wait but quality does’n’t come easy!!!!

  45. Nic says:

    Hey Sabine…hows that beer ! Glad you could join me.

    Well MJTP is Michael Jackson Tribute Portrait…biggest tribute in world at moment. Fans from 165 countries are represented at moment. Its a portrait made up of dots, by an artist David Ilian. One dot=one fan. Gonna take a million dots to get the portrait finished. Please go join and get your dot. Its a great place to hang and socialise with other Michael fans from all over the globe. michaeljacksontributeportrait.com.
    My user name on site is StrangerinMoscow…join and become a friend. Your site is talked about there in our personal notes. I have three good friends there and we talk about this site constantly…plus you will enjoy some of our hotness photos.

    Ready for another beer…its soooo good.

  46. Kels says:

    Hello!! I understand this is where I can join other MJ crackheads???

  47. Sabine says:

    Here you go, NIc *sliding ice cold frost Mr. M towards Nic*

    I do have a dot alreayd!!! IF you look through the archives, just click on CCC Portfolio, not the tabs that come up below but on that title, and it’ll take you to all the posts on here, it was one of my first posts — I didn’t know you could post notes on there or join. I’ll have to take a look.

    Funny how word get’s around, thought huh!

    I read your message for when you joined, Nic, too funny. It means a lot to me to hear , especially today ’cause I got some haterz who will not leave me the F alone, you know!

    You just can’t do something you love and be happy about it w/o some people trying to bring your spirits down and rob you of your joy.

    They are so evil, people like that. Anyway, pass me a Mr. M this time, I need something to keep me focused on Michael, my first love, and writing, my second : )

  48. Sabine says:

    Hey Kels, what you drinking? I didn’t see you over there, come on over to the bar, girl, get a load off. You wanna menu?

    *handing Kels a menu* You look familiar, do I know you frm somewhere? New here? Come on stop staring at the pictures and tell me girl!

  49. Nic says:

    Hey Kels….yep this is the bar I told you about! Great place huh ! Sabine this is one of my good friends from MJTP…shes all about some hotness . Welcome Kels. Have a beer on me…

  50. Kels says:

    girl, the creamy Mike looks awfully good. Nick sent me here, we are talking on MJTP and she keeps telling me to come to the bar, so pass me a creamy mike!!

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