15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
wow, really great place!!
Don’t you love it? Michael everywhere, how can that NOT be great *passing Kels a tall, cold, frosty Creamy Mike* Sip it slowly we don’t want you to get a Mike-rush!!!!
So what’s your favorite story – let me guess? Cowboy Mike! Everybody loves that ruffian!
Sabine…you have a dot…and you dont know all about the site. I joined the first round of dots to get the portrait going…then once it got going I joined the site. Yes you must go check it out. It helped me ALOT in the past few months. Got some really good friends there. And now got some really good friends here, and yes I mean you woman.
Well you know Sabine…my free time is more than willing given to your stories, no problem there !
Wow, there are so many, but yes, Cowboy Mike has to be it!! –
Awwww Nic, that’s so sweet, thank you!!! Here’s another Mr. M on me!!!! Kels, I knew you’d say Cowboy Mike!
I have to go check it out. I made some wonderful friends on a site for MJ too — it was nice to be with people who understood my love for him, but GIRL, there were some nasty ones too, sheeps in wolves clothing. Anyway, I have to run girls! I wish I could stay and chat more. Feel free to stay and chat or look around or read or drool over Mike, whatever!!!
Hi everyone I love your site Sabine………………and the stories LOL been reading those for months now. :))
Hi Deb!! Sabine, thanks for the warm welcome and you are right, there are sheep in wolves clothing out there…. we just have to weed them out!
Well I mainly, mostly stay on MJTP….no haters what so ever . Only L.O.V.E.
Have a good nite Sabine…enjoyed your company. Thanks for the brew, gonna sip it slow.
that’s what I love about MJTP. it is LITERALLY all for LOVE we are family there.
LOL!!! See why I can’t leave!!! I’m loving all the L.O.V.E. I really need it right now! Thank you. Honeygirl! So come on now, you’re not a follower? If you’re a CobraCrack addict you’ve got to be proud of it and say it loud. Ask Nic how freeing it is. You’ll walk with a strut and hold your Creamy Mike in your hand and feel good about it. Oh, by the way, here’s that Creamy Mike!!! Now really I have to run!!! muwahhhhh!!!!
I won’t keep everyone waiting too long! :)
Kels, girl you aint lying. I was surprised because you’d think an MJ fan, oh, they have to be like him, right sweet and loving, oh, no that’s not true at ALL!!!!!
Okay girls this is my third and final goodbye! Until later on of course! Da Smooth Criminal is open 24/7!
Deb you will love the creamy mike, that’s what I had …. oooh smooth
Well now I was thinking more on the lines of The Gentlemen myself :)
well, here I’ll pass you one of those….
Lol…Kels The Gentleman was my first drink…and you never forget your first, right Deb ! So glad you guys came on over…
How do you get your pic to show up..
LOL @ Mel (hi!) calling Sabine Sabah! And Sabine responding! *suspicious look to Sabah-ine*
Girrrrrl… close your eyes… NO! I got sidetracked, sorry, I’ll start again. Girrrrrl… I think it’s time for you to tell us where do you actually find the inspiration…. *dramatic music on background*
*sigh* settling in for a Mikegasm while i re-read my fave Crack. Annie, was wondering what IS that place you swiped the new wall decor from…is that your bedroom?!? :) it’s amazing! really makes the place complete. ..brought my fuzzy bathrobe, i’m spending the night girls…sweet dreams all!
Hey girls, OUCH!!!! *tripping over Gracie* Gracie, girl what are you still doin’ here? You spent the night!!! LOL!!! But why do you have that Creamy Mike cradled in your hand, look at the mess. Oh God!
Sheryl, my darling! Did someone give you a free drink on the house. I’ve got this nice glass hear for you *looking around and whispering* it’s a Golden Boy sssssshhhhh, don’t tell anyone — we’ll act like you never had it. Have a seat. I loooooveeee your comment, warms my heart and gives me the motivation to keep on writing!!!!
Antoinette MUST get what’s coming to her, but I don’t know what it will be or how, sorry to say. The story seems to be telling itself!!!
Okay, I’m working on two chapters as we speak so thanks for your patience : )
Annie, you said SAbah , ha, ha, ha!!! I didn’t hear you *laughing nervously* of course, I’m not Sabah *looking around nervously* I hope she didn’t hear you! Where do Ifind my inpiration hmmm, uhhhhh, where, um well, you know it just comes to me . . . I can’t ooooookay. *Catches Sabah giving me the evil eye from across the room*. Let’s talk about something else!!!
Wow, Sabah is here? So it’s like Michael and Janet, you’re not the same person? But where does the inspiration come to exactly…? …to your bedroom? *wink*
@Gracie – that’s the shop at the end of the Official MJ Exhibition, in London . How I wish it was my bedroom! : )
LOL!!! I wish! I would never leave my bed!!!! It comes to me EVERYWHERE, on the train, in a meeting, while I”m driving, shopping, in the bank — I never know when or how. I just see something and the blam, I get the next chapter.
By the way, Prince Michael is up *secret smile*
Oh damn that new PM had me going for a minute…thought maybe. Gonna have to have a Thug Passion after that chapter…just to hold on for the next. Anticipation is killing me !
girl, you can chug Thug Passions all night — they won’t hit ya like the MIke drinks do, but they’ll keep you ready, if you know what I mean *wink*
What the hell is that man doing, almost naked, in MICHAEL’S bar? ¬¬
Did I tell you I was approached by a man looking exactly like Jackie…? Well, maybe it wasn’t exactly like him (it was indeed to me, at least his face).
*noticing Sabine’s envy increasing :P*
Ok, before criticizing something you must know it, right? Let me taste Jackie… I mean… Thug Passion.
hahahaha Annie… come up for air sweetheart!
so umm, how does/did it taste? Or are you still drinking?
OMG!!! Jackie is looking foine!! O_O……………
I will take a Gentleman and then sneak a Thug Passion!!!!!!!!!! :D I cant pass that up!
Uhm, it’z good but not like Michael… you know… let me have another sip… zou know, I zink I prefer Michael’s zefinitely… but hey, another zip to be zure… ok, it’s zood, it’s zery zood, zeally. What’z zappening to my mouz? I’m ztarting to talk zust az Zames Zown!
*Zolling on ze Lauzing Floor My Azz Off*
First time here. This place is amazing. Jackie does look fine. He has a well toned body but he is no Michael. I love Michaels smile in the photo from the thriller set.
Annie, a man approached you who looked like jackie *blink* did you jump him!!!!?!?!?!
How’s that Thug Passion? Good, huh? I knew you’d like it, now get your hands offa of it! It’s mine!!!! LOL!
J/k
Hey girls how ya’ll doing today. I need a drink! I am so upset about this upcoming book using Michael to promote it’s disgusting agenda. If you haven’t heard about it, it’s called Dangerous Liasons and every MJ fan and their momma needs to protest this book: http://tinyurl.com/yz7vjlz
Lisa, girl, did someone get you a drink?
LOL, you talkin’ James language now. YOu better watch out before he comes here and gives you a sweaty hug! LOL! Should I make a James drink — ugh! I don’t think that one we’ll do well.
Hey how come no one has the Mabha — it’s really good. You know, I think I’ll make me one right now!
Damn, I forgot to tell someone to help Jazzmatazz off the floor over there. I keep tellin’ you girls not to double up on your drinks. You KNOW the force has a lot of power. Wait a minute! *light bulb* The Force! That’s the new drink!!!!!!
NO Zames Zown drink, please. But “The Force” would be pretty good. And this way you could rescue that pic on the bottom of the screen from the other site… *whistling*
And Sabine, “jump him”? You mean literally? O_O
LOL, jazzmataz is on the floor but she’s so happy. She’s fully enjoying the Jacksons!
Girl you know I’ve been drinking! What are you talking about , what pic on the bottom of the screen from the other site??? Stop speaking James Brown!
O – M – G ! ! ! I just saw it. A Prince Royal for me, please. That’s it.
*blinking eyes while seductively hiding behind her fan*
The *cough* gold and *cough* big one. You know… THE Force!
OH my!! The bar is jumping. The prince Royale sound incredible. Alas I know my place i can only aspire to work my way to creamy Mike.Unfortunately Thug passion and my gentlemen, Golden, creamy boy, are a good juxtaposition, but never the twain shall mix
Annie! I’m sorry Madamn *bowing lowly and pushing Mel to the side* I didn’t see you there, please beg my pardon, and beg her pardon too. *snatching the Prince Royal from Mel and handing it to Annie* We had this waiting for you of course. Please let me offer you the best seat in the house! Let me take this from you *holding the Force with my index finger and pinky and curling my lips up in disgust* I’ll fire the servant who prepared this for you immediately. Here you go *handing The Force to Mel* (*whispering* sorry Mel, but Annie is royalty you know!)
Oh god!! I can’t stop smiling. You are too funny. Annie deserves the force. I am but a court jester to her highness. I will be happy watching my Golden Boy knowing this is where I belong. I bow to , “The Duchess of Tiny pic Palace.”
Oh no no, please, Mel, take back your Prince Royal. Please, please, please! Don’t you have some King (of Pub) drink? ; )
“The Duchess of Tiny pic Palace”? LOL
Sabine, that was a secret!
Ahhhh Mel and Annie, you have proven yourselves BOTH to be royalty. Please come, our best seats. Let me put your feet up. Will you require anything else, a pillow perhaps? Something to go with your Prince Royal?
*whispering* It’s a well kept secret but the Mikegasm and the Prince Royal are perfect companions. Might I suggest that?
Jackie is the 2nd hottest out of the Jacksons…Michael comes first but damn Jackie was a hottie
CREAMY MIKE! That’s what I want mmmm yummy
Creamy Mike for the lady. Where is MartiniGirl today? She left the bar alone!
Sabine, can you explain me… why… erm… why Mikegasm and Prince Royal match well? Ah, and we may be royalty, but let me tell you that you are the QUEEN! ♛
LOL Annie… here I am! mixing the drinks that Sabine orders me too… sometimes I have to lay low so the boss doesn’t see me drinking on the job…
gurl are you so hammered by the Thug Passion that you don’t see me… Actully the link on the home page gave me a a 404 error – so I got here by looking at your comments.
You are hilarious Annie – how is your mouth now – zee zkay zow?
do we have a Prince Royal now? Lemme start with a Foreplay… coz we know that all good things start there!
I love how popular this room is… Sabine – you might have to add a chat funtion – or get us a Prince/Cowboy MSN room…. LOL
@ ZartiniZirl… Zive me my Zug Zazion back… if zou can talk “ZamesZownish”, it’s zecause zou’ze (wow, that one was difficult, I almost make a knot with my own tongue, let alone with all the new teeth I have now on my mouth) ztolen my zrink!
You got an error? That was Jackie’s Thug Passion… ask Kit where she has something wrong now! ♨
yay! new drinks! so glad i stopped in tonight….mmm.let’s see…i think i could use a Foreplay tonight…that Force looks delectable but i will have to save that one for another time and no way am i classy enough for the Prince Royal… BTW the link at top of the page gave me an error message too but the one one the side bar worked. …Hopefully i will have more time for Crack tomorrow…i had none all day and i am seriously jonesin” for a hit! thanks as always Sabine..you rock girl:)
oh no – I think we have an issue here
Annie, Annie honey – listen to me…. BACK AWAY FROM THE BAR and put the drink down.
No… NO… Annie… ANNIE – come back here right this minute!
DAMMIT! Sabine, I think we are gonna need search and rescue in here!
Zooooooooooooooo, I said zooooooooooooooooo!! Zou won’t zet me!
http://i45.tinypic.com/nv8tqs.jpg *Annie zunning like zrazy to exit zhe bar*
*Zorry, zpelling error -> I meant “zaid” 8) – It’z all zor Z.O.V.E!
Okay, pheeeewwww, jst came back from fixing the link at the top of the page. God, I’m thirsty. Someone hand me a Mrs. M, please.
Now let’s see here, bills, bills, bills *tossing them over my shoulder* — ahhhh, fan mail!! LOL!!!
Why does a mikegasm go with a royal prince ?
Well Annie you see it’s like this: The Royal Prince brings you to the point of no return and the Mikegasm finishes you off, see what I mean? They’re the perfect combination!
LMAO!!! What was that noise!!! OMG, Annie you are toooooo funny!!! Okay who is responsible for this?
Annie is royalty, remember — we had her in the VIP section, someone must have sliped her a Thug Passion!
You know that Royalty cannot drink that!!!!!
OMG, that’s the funniest GIF, Annie you kill me!
By the way, *hammering a SPEAK ENGLISH sign above the bar* I CAN’T UNDERSTAND what any of your girls are saying. the only one that I heard clearly was gracie!
Gracie, make sure you get your CobraCrack tomorrow, you know if you go without it for a day you’ll start showing symptoms of withdrawal and that ish aint pretty!