15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Goodness gracious, this place is going nuts. Has anyone gotten Gem her creamy mike yet? Annie, honey thank you for calling me a Queen but as royalty you know the best Queens serve — so I am here to serve you :)
What did you mean with that gesture? No ZamesZrownish allowed? Zhat the zell??
http://i41.tinypic.com/29cp21c.jpg (LOL, this gif suits better Antoinette than me)
Ok, next day I’ll have Royal Prince->Mikegasm… Woohoo!
LOL, girl what ARE you drinking? I’ll have whatever she’s having!!!!
(That’s lack of sleep with some drops of my own craziness, but that’s different in every “drink”)
Want some popcorn to go with it?
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Michael is feeling generous today! – LOL – go check your email!
Chocolate covered popcorn!!!! I love dark chocolate Mike! Makes me feel so warm inside!
Ok, Sabine, calm down your “warm inside” (too much Royal Prince uh?) and take a look at the gif again.
*Tss tsss*, I see a pic change.
I’m looking! It’s chocolaty Mike eating popcorn — what pic change? Girl do you KNOW how many drinks I’ve had today? You have to speak like you’re talking to a three year old! Check your spam folder again waaaahhhhh why am I spam?
The gif is in reverse! I die every time I see it, that’s why I said Michael is feeling generous!
Where is MartiniGirl again?
< – – – What if I stretch this belt…?
Did you check your email!!!!!
Shamone girl! Okay, it’s in reverse, you wanted me to catch that? After 17 Creamy Mikes, 5 Mahbas, A half a Golden Boy AND a Prince Royal? I just looked at it again, very cute. Any other guy it would be disgusting! LOL!
Don’t you know you can share? 17 Creamy Mikes? That’s a lot of cream … *murmuring* and sure a lot of Mike…
Royal mail checked and replied.
LOL @ us drunk and alone in the bar. Come here girl! *starts walking to Sabine with opened arms* Aw… look at that curl… *changes her direction now towards that pic in the wall* No, no! Look at that neck *new direction decided*
*sabine looks down with a frown on her face, but then notices she has a half a cup of Creamy Mike in her hands and smiles*
You are not alone is playing in the background . . . and I’m dancing by myself.
Okay….lol…testing post. Gosh it is so friggin early in the morning but saw you pop up at mj.com so I decided to stop by. Yeah, well damn I wish this was a real bar. Okay woo! I think I’ll take some of that Foreplay. I mean obviously I’m suffering from insomina so I need something that will knock me right out :wink:
And Annie did a great job on the graphics. Okay I thought my reply would be a bit more longer but I think the drink is sneaking up on me. Ciao!
Hey girl you made it!!!! Weren’t you having trouble logging in and commenting? I’m glad you got through!!!! Well, as you can see, you’re not the only one suffering from insomnia, but at least I’m writing the next chapter :) Okay, yeah, I stopped here for a drink too! Yeah, I googled and found you guys talking about the site, it was too cool reading all the good stuff everyone had to say, totally inspired me! Thanks for coming by. If you had a sip of that Foreplay, you better be sure you gonna be knocked for the next eight, nine hours!!!!
Okay check back soon for the next installment!
Just heard about the new record deal with Sony… and a new album in November…
I need something strong. OMG I’m so excited. But at the same time I’m a little worried. I hope the money will end up in the right pockets. (I’d hate to see Joe profiting from this)
Can I please have a Mikegasm… no wait… give me some of The Force!
I NEED IT!
being the responsible person i am, and seeing as i’m NOT supposed to be drinking anything potent even if it is mike
i’ll have a MR.S M please on rocks!!! lol ; although i must say the creamy mike with extra cream and the mikegasm looks very tempting, throw win the force and i will be in a wheel chair! :)
MAY i put in a request/? a DCB and ON ICE!!
FIRST VISIT TO THE BAR LOL
sabz may i have a MRS.M please ? not supposed to be drinking so that’s a safe choice
although THE FORCE and MIKEGASM looks very good, they also look potent, so since i dont want to wind up in a wheel chair i’ll take a MRS.M
MAY i put in a request for a DCB ON ICE?
tried THE THRILLER and CREAMY MIKE, whoa!!!! still recovering, those two packs quite a wallop!!:)
oh sabs sorry about the double posts
had a little trouble signing in hence the two headed monster! lol
Hey honey!!!! *opening my arms and giving Bgirl the BIGGEST hug* Here’s a Thriller on ice AND a Mrs. M. Start off with these. You know, you can always go for a Thug Passion, they’re not as potent as the Michael drinks. Girl what is a DCB — let me get my note pad out!!!! Don’t worry about the double post, we got girls in here walking into walls!!!!
Hey Elona, *pouring Elona her usual Mikegasm which I started making as soon as I saw her at the door* Oh shoot, The Force? Wow, it must be bad!!!!
I feel you! Don’t start me worrying about Joe and Sony early this morning. Heard about the deal, and don’t know what to think. Michael wrote lots of song, but he was a perfectionist. Some of them he never had any intention of releasing. I’d hate for them to just take some mediocre tunes and put them on an album in a rush job to make money for themselves. I mean, of course anything Michael does is gold, we know, and even if he ddn’t think it was good enough we’ll probably love it, but there’s just something real crast about that
hey girls!…Sabine, i am MAKING time for a hit today ,though it will have to be a “quickie” :( …and a Creamy Mike (xtra cream PLEASE) to go with it …Oh, i was watching vids with the Crack Baby yesterday and an idea came to me for a Blood on the Dance Floor -inspired drink…something RED but I hate bloody marys so maybe cranberry juice and coconut rum or maybe a sweet Sangria? hmmmm…what do you think?
did you catch Lenny (HOT..) the other night on George Lopez? I guess Another Day will be on the album, I am EXCITED (I would buy it if it was just that song over and over1) ! but also hope that they have someone who knows what they are doing putting the album together and who respects Michael’s work.
off to sip my ‘Creamy” and have a quickie with the cowboy!
hey Sabah er sabine LOL
GO CHECK YOU EMAIL:) A DCB is a nekkid mike, straight pony tail,
with mike’s favorite colors, black bow tie round his neck and a red bow ties around the snake [wink] with a creamy substance and lots and lots of ice, my special!:)
have this every night in my dreams! very good for insomnia :P
THE NAME IS A GIFT TO YOU, YOU CAN MAKE IT WHATEVER DRINK YOU WISH, THE ORIGINAL RECIPE IS ALL MINE, YOU CANT HAVE THAT :D
Hey Sabine,
I totally agree.
If MIchael didn’t think the songs were good enough to release, they should never be released. No matter how much I miss him…. And still somehow the prospect of hearing something new from MJ makes it very tempting to go nuts with exitement…
I’d better start drinking The Force…maybe it’ll make me feel more comfortable about that deal.
MJ’S ex-Debbie Rowe won her suit against that reporter that said all she wanted from the estate was money not the kids
good, it may not have been much but at least one of them lying asses got just what they deserved even if it was from DR
I’LL TAKE A THUG PASSION to celebrate that please, no ice!:)
Hey B-giril, ooooh, I just gave birth! I need a drink.
Well make that two lying asses, ’cause Debbe damn sure just wanted money. She don’t have nothing to do with those kids, what is up with that? Thanks for clearing up your acronyms for me! I’ll see what I can come up with for pony tail Mike!
Elona, I really understand being torn between wanting to hear as much Michael as possible but also wanting to preserve the carefully crafted musical genius he fashioned for us. I don’t want Sony or anyone to mess that up!
Okay, I feel sorry for all the people waiting for their payroll, all the bosses thinking their employees are really working, all the teachers thinking their students are paying attention to them, and all the while here you guys are getting another hit!
Poor CobraCrack addicts!
the employees can wait dammit… mama needs a fix.
Sabine… that is just cruel… I can see there is a new cowboy issue – but I am getting the 404 error when I click on it…
Why? Why? Why you do me that way?
Yoohoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pass me a drink. I’m in desperate need of a Mike fix. Now, what is today’s special?
I haven’t been here in days and my stress level just went up. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh snap i thought i was the only one getting that 404 error message
S.A.B.I.N.E YOU ABOUT TO HAVE A MUTINY ON YOUR HANDS IF WE CANNOT GET OUR CRACK FIX!:)
WHERE’S THE NEW UPPIE ? I KNOW THERE’S ONE I SAW IT :-)
That’s it… free drinks on the house lady. Sorry Sabs…. but I gotta control the masses
Golden Boys’ all around…. drink up ladies… maybe we will feel better until we can see CM’s new chapter!!
Annie… I will give you a chaser of da Thug… zou zill zeed zit!
Yay! That will be my third Golden Boy.
Better be careful…I want to be alive when you’ve got that 404 fixed!
OKAY SABINE WHAT’S UP WITH MY AVI,? WHY CANT I SEE MYSELF ALL OF A SUDDEN!:)
okay i think i fixed it now it should come up let’s see hhahahahahahahha
MsJanice… come and get your golden boy… they are FREE and as many as you want!!
AARGH!!! Frustration! Thanks for the Golden Boy MartiniGirl…you’re a peach! that will have to hold me over, it’s gonna be hours before i can come back for the new chapter!
Enola…. I think you could probably have one more – but that is it. Or maybe you should have a creamy Mike.
I am gonna go walk around the block and burn off my energy and excitment… praying that CM will be up (in more ways than one) when I get back…….
MartiniGirl… Thanks but no more Golden Boys for me today. I caught fire last time I had two in a row, remember? But a Creamy Mike sure sounds gooooooood!
Sabine!
Are you just teasing us or what?
I’ll get drunk before CM is up.
Oh thanks you Matrinigirl
Whew… I really needed that. Now all I need is the new Cowboy Mike installment and I’ll be good to go.
Oh yeah, and some popcorn too.
Come on Sabine, we’re ready
Hmph! I am back and nothing… ARARRAGA*&^&%$#$^
Whew – I feel better now!
I just sent an email to all known addresses of our crack supplier. :)
You are welcome Gracie & MsJanice… Enola -CREAM UP!
I think I am just gonna sit here and try to get my twitching under control
Hello addicted ladies!
*crowd is going crazy*
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Whoa, what’s happening in the bar?? Revolution?? Ah… it seems we have an invisible chapter! Error??? Where are Summertimes and her chairs when you need’em uh???? Argh!
@ msjanice – have you seen that we have Michael in the bar sharing out his popcorn?
hahahah
ANNIE! you came back! Thank you for the comic relief… LOL too funny.
Poor Sabs is gonna be so upset when she see what we have become.
my eyeballs are bleeding I am so having a drink when I get home to read this baby… I hope by then it will be up!
No problem, no problem *breaths in breaths out* No problem, Annie, calm down… *breaths in breaths out* No chapter but you still have Prince Michael *hyperventilates* Calm down… Annie… You still have him but not that way! *breaths in breaths out*
Ok, can’t help it! I’m taking off my skirt Saniia style to go find Sabine…
Sabiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
creamy mike alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll throughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
all overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh for this slow jam please!
bawhahaha… I have ODed on the Golden Boy (YES ODed is a word!)
I wanna be starting something – but I got nothing to start with.
Sabainnia…. where are you? we need you. The Cowboy Prince Thug is stealing my drink.
Must have it, must have it.. oh the little green men are here..
I sleep now and wait ….
*Whistling as I turn the corner* WTF — what are all of your addicts doing!!!! OMG! *taking in the turned over glasses, chairs, the lip stick prints on the Mike Pics, bodies on the floor where some people have passed out*
What do you MEAN the link wasn’t working!!!!!?!?!?! Why didn’t anyone CALL ME!??
What do you mean Martinigirl was giving out Golden Boys for free! To who — how many O-O. Oh no, we need a paramedic.
Well, I just took a look it’s working fine now — wait a minute. All of you ladies come back here this instant! Who’s gonna help me clean up this mess!!!! LOL!!!!!!
Boy if I didn’t think you guys were addicted before I swear I do now!!!!
Hey girls. Gem, Martinigirl, Annie, Jenna, Ingridje, MsJanice, who am I missing? Enola, Graci Bgirl, — you started off good now you’re drinking Creamy Mikes OHLORD!!! – dinna, why did you tell everyone you fixed it LOL!!!
Okay sorry girls, my bad, I set the schedule to publish this on April 12th but since I was logged in I could see it — thought I was going to home to a bunch of satisfied addicts and instead this.
Ah well, no one is here anymore. I guess I’ll see you guys when you get back :)
oh I am here now – and here I go to the chapter where I see Annie is!
Oh you and me need to talk Missy!!! *pointing at 50 empty glasses once containing GoldenBoys*
***slamming my hand on the counter***
gimme a drink.. ummm GBoy.,.. where are you? hello – mama is thirsty.
uh oh – the jig is up – the boss is here…. so cruel she is… tell me to see the chapter – knowing that we would be lurking.
OH the horror – I almost caved and had a Thug passion when the GBoys were running low…
hello Foreplay – can we talk?
Oh no you didn’t leave the story without leaving a comment!!!!
ARe you kidding me! Get your b u t t back there this instant! LOL! What’s up girl, I’m hurt. You like the drinks betta than the story?
ZartiniZirl – One Jackie… no, not the drink.. the man!
Sorry, Sabine, I steal your man. I’ll need some Jackson hug while reading THAT sweet torture, but I cannot be touched by Michael right now… too many Michaels (Cowboy, Prince, the drinks…)
Whew… I gotta hurry.
Here you go baby girl… One Jackie (in the flesh) for ya!
I will take all the Michaels and and then some!
*gulp* there goes my golden boy….
Yummy for my tummy… and well you know all the rest!
Ok, I need something strong… now.
*cigarette in hand even when she doesn’t smoke*
Foreplay straight up!
Oh I haven’t smoked in years… but I woulnd’t mind having one with you before bed.
I am exhausted from the excitment today