15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
oh no! i hate being alone on a new page!! :sad:
quick somebody comment!
No, need to feel lonely.
I’m still here. I live here, you know.
:cool:
Hey girls :smile:
Now what’s this about Gracie wondering if she’s gonna be alone on a page. :w00t:
Whenever you post either Enola or Mgirl shows like clock work, and visa versa. You three are like peas in a pod :smile:
Love the new AV. Enola, you definitely have a signature style going there, it’s present in all your creations. Funny, Gracie, your hair is covering your face just like in photo AV you had. Girl, did you tell her to do that :tongue:
Walmart Rocks! I got my shipment in two days, FED EX no less, free of charge. I swear if I have to buy anything else on line, and they sell it, I will buying from them!
Epic Mickey! Awwwwe man, I want one! Alas, that’s not the gaming system my son wants, so he won’t be getting it, but the game looks down right Epic! Love it! :heart:
Well, you knwo I’m not a numbers person, usually, but I’m almost up to 500 non shy subscribers and 5,000 comments in the bar, now my numerological book tells me that 5 is a number indicating life changing events or thoughts!!!!
:w00t: I love change!
Aww shoot I almost forgot to say, I’ll always love Michael for being bold enough to where his Leo thong. I mean who else can pull that off!!!!! Thanks for the great pic, Enola! :wub:
YAY! Fears of abandonment are assuaged…for the moment. thanks E, you’re a true blue friend.
And the Lady of the CCC herself too! HI SAbine!! It’s been forever since i talked to you :sad:
Life is crazy here as usual.
How are you and everyone??
Isn’t Enola so awesome?! I didn’t tell her to do anything, she had a couple pics of me and she added the flowers for my babies and then….voila! it’s ME! only way cuter. but more importantly, she captured “me”, not just what i look like..and my rosy aura! :lol:
:lol: :lol: OMG, yes, the leo-thong ! On any other man…utterly ridiculous but somehow Michael makes it work!
Amazing!
Actually I think you’re just as cute, if not more :heart:
hee hee… :happy:
Sabine, you are so sweet. :happy:
….and cute yourself i might add :happy:
….or else you are hoping for a nice Christmas present from me!
:lol: aren’t your kids extra sweet and nice to you this time of year? OMG, my son (the oldest one who knows where the goods come from now) is just laying it on thick lately! Every chance he gets he’s telling me what a wonderful mom i am :lol:
:getlost: I’m like oh puhleeeaze!
He knows i’m broke though so he’s asking his grandparents for the big $ stuff.
oh boy, somebody needs me in the bathroom…that’s never good. :unsure:
night night :kissing:
Awwww, you’re sweeter. :wub:
Me, trying to get a gift! :lol: Nahhhh.
It’s the giving I love. I swear, I get so excited when I find the PERFECT gift! :w00t: I really like giving presentswhile people often claim that don’t KNOW what to get me, which is
:ermm:
But N e way, my kids, be nice! Ha! My son is always sweet, but my daughter is a teen i have to remind her that she’d gonna ruin her Christmas if she doesn’t get her attitude together. They can be nice to me all they want though, there’s a number one requirement for getting new gifts in my house and that is that they take care what they’ve received.
Case in point, I came home from work today and did a little clean up in their room.
My clean up of their room always takes TEN minutes and no more. I simply take everything that’s on the floor and not in itts place (shirts stuffed in the closet, you know) and pile it up in the middle of the room. If, when they get back, they don’t put it away, I assume that don’t want it, and I will throw it in the garbage.
I tell my kids all the time, if you appreciate the clothes, toys, electronics that you get, then you take care of it. i don’t want to see anything on the floor or just stuffed anywhere. Like Ifound one of my son’s video games outta the case on the floor.
I’m like :w00t:
And you want a NEW gaming system, when you put that $60 game I bought on the floor and risk it getting scratch. :getlost: Shamone now. You’re guaranteeing yourself to get nothing. So that’s the situation in my house.
You’d think I wouldn’t have to say the same thing every day, though :lol: :silly: :pinch:
I hope you had a “small” emergency in the bathroom!!!!! Yikes!!!!!!!
ola lovelies…
MAMA – MamaG – I thought I saw you wandering around in here – i have missed you
look at your new AVI do? I almost didn’t recognize you!
I will have to come back and read all your comment.
pssssst – I hear the boss is inspired..
happy days addicts – happy day
Heeeeey MGirl!
didn’t recognize me, eh? … :lol: same ole me, just a new package!
maybe i can catch you for a drink later..
:lol: Sabine, i do the garbage pile clean up method too all over the house! a pile in every room!
A couple years ago for my son’s birthday he got a DS game thingy, 2 weeks later LEFT it at a friend’s house. …and didn’t tell me! OMG, i was furious! but i didn’t yell or scream, we simply put it away for 6 months until he could show he was mature enough to take care of it. He didn’t fuss either, he knew he screwed up and has been fine with that kind of stuff ever since.
What system does your son want? My hubby wants a PS3 and he keeps trying to tell me the kids want it and would really like it but not ONE of them has asked for it! :lol:
My brother just got the XBox Kinect and loves it…he’s 29!
:angry: UGH, repeating the SAME THING EVERY DAY!!! THey never get it do they? It’s the same at school too.even though classroom procedures dont change i still have to go over it EVERY time or they don’t do it! Just one of the reasons for my gray hairs.
BTW, the bathroom emergency..*sigh* you don’t want the details….let me just say my almost-potty-trained 2 year old has recently ‘fallen off the wagon’ so to speak. :ermm:
here’s hoping for a better day!
Nintendo DS, don’t remind me, Gracie!
My neice got one, within days that little stick things was missing, games all over the floor — ugh. Then she had the nerve to ask me to buy her a Blackberry – I told her she must have lost her mind.
I think kids just keep trying and trying you to see what they can get away with and THAT’S why you have to tell them over and over! Sad thing is, as you notice with your husband asking for the PS3, some kids never grow up! :lol:
So he wants it huh? :cheerful:
I think guys stay kids about electronics and stuff and it’s so cute. I love it!!!! :wub:
My son wants the PS3 — his father made the mistake of getting him the Xbox and I was like, did you ask him what he wanted, ’cause I didn’t hear him going on and on about it. He said something about he likes the controller better. It was the Kinect one, too but girl, I don’t know nothin’ about those games!!!!
LOL @ lil Lydia!! Don’t you mean she’s fallen off the potty?????
:lol: :tongue: :silly:
A longer version of Slave to the Rhythm has been leakd. I LIKE it, the lyrics are deep, and that’s my kinda song!!!
:getlost: fallen off the potty?…OMG you’re hilarious. i need a “rolling my eyes” smiley here!
just wondering…WTH is that little furry brown dancing critter that’s down below the comment box but then disappeared when i signed in??
I do not play video games either, except Wii if one of the little kids needs a partner and even then, i just suck at that kind of stuff. i never played any of it when we were kids and i sure can’t do it now. Once i tried playing Mario Bros. with my hubby…OMG…we ended up fighting cuz i was so bad and confused i was holding up the whole game so he turned into Yoshi and kept eating me so he could get through the levelwhich pissed me off even more. Last time we ever did that!! we’re sticking with Scrabble! (strip Scrabble of course!) :lol:
well i came in here to chat while the staff, (an old sleepy lady) was asleep. lol! but everyones gone. so ill just chill around here for a bit. sabine i read ttwc and it was so hilarious, i had to cover my mouth to keep quiet, and the facial expressions you had me making was priceless, but what i dont understand is why do these stories turn me on so bad until i want to bang my head against the wall. :devil: if you know what i mean… :blush: :whistle:
Well, weelll, wellllll sounds like somebody got a pretty bad addiction!!!
:ermm:
:lol: Hey MjQuan, well you can always try and nurse your addiction with some Liquid Crack!!!! :whistle:
Seriously, I’m so glad you like the story, that it made you laugh!!! :wub: That’s the best! And that it makes you all hot and bothered! Go me!!!!! I’m feelin’ myself!!!!!!! :whistle:
Gracie, girl I should have been a little clearer, my ignorance of the video games is self imposed, see I used to play obsessively, like I NEED TO WIN — and so I can’t do it any more so I don’t touch it!!!!! :lol: :tongue: I never gave a damn about points, I just needed/wanted/HAD TO beat the game, and well we all know I don’t sleep!
So yeah, no more video games for me, I let the kids play ’em :lol:
OH yeah, preview Michael’s album here.
Gotta say, the only song I love instantly is Behind the Mask — vintage Mike!
http://165.140.70.174/~cobracra/lzc
*pouring a bad boy*
ola ladies… hold my hand preview is out if you haven’t see it yet… it is lovely
*gulp*
I also downloaded – so feel free to embed Sabz if people can’t see it.
I hope in the real video I see more Michael and less Akon or whoever, I just wanna look at Michael! Unseen footage of him doing natural things would be PERFECT :cheerful:
Oooops, Gracie I forgot to mention that dancing critter — just click it, you’ll see exactly what it is. :smile:
hmmmmmmmm
Bad Boy please and let me see this and put this baby on repeat.
I hope so too Sabz… but I know they had tons of fans turn out for the shoot – so might not get as much Michael as we want – but can we ever get enough?
Happy Saturday night addicts!
Hmm 4699 and 499 . . . 55164– I’m hoping all the numbers synchronize at 5’s at the same time. :cool:
It’s a celebration!!! :w00t: 502 members!!! 55222 hits!!!!
Numerogically the number 5 signifies: Adventure, change, freedom, exploration, variety, sensuality, unattached, curious, experience, knowledge-seeker, knowledge teacher, traveler, imagination, child like, playful
Amazing!!!!! That is a perfect description of where I am at, where CCC is at and where the story is at!!!
And if you add all those numbers up it adds up, 5+2 = 7, 5+5+2+2+2=16, 1+6= 7 7+7 = 14, 1+ 4 =
5 :wub:
oooops, I forgot the number of comments here, hmmmm, lets see 4971 = 4+9+7+1= 21, 2+1 =
:wub: 3
3 signifies: The holy trinity, the union between humanity and the divine, manifestation, positive, negative and neutral integration, the expression of the subconscious mind/imagination, creativity, optimism, enthusiasm, expressiveness, charm, humor, fun, attractiveness and friendliness.
:heart: :wub: :heart: :wub: :kissing:
Hello, Hello, Hello, Heeeeeeeeelllllloooooo!
Aye.
Hi Sabine! What’s going on chica? I finally feel like I’m able to breathe again. This holiday and work was entirely to much all at once. Talk about needing a vacation from the vacation.
Numerology huh? I’m more like the 9 when I don’t calculate my middle name, than the 1 when I do.
ohhh I think the boss has had one two many..
I like math – love it actually – but that just sounds whack!
Hey Ladake! welcome back girl, looks like you’ve been doing some traveling! I know the feeling, you’ve got to recover from traveling so much, that jet lag and all that. Well kick up your feet virtually here with me.
I’m a number 8, no middle name so it’s easy for me!
Mgirl, giiiiirl, numerology is not whacked, and it’s not math either, only when you have to reduce the numbers to single digits .. . . hmmm, maybe it’s just too deep for you :tongue:
Girl yes, I’m home for the rest of the week (and next) and I’m very excited about it.
As apart of my ‘de-stress me’ regime, I’ve started juicing twice a day. It’s only been 4 days and I feel better already.
I think numerology is fairly accurate and I wish I had known about how to align my life with all of these tools earlier… like when I was a teen. When I calculate my birth date, I’m a 5. And that and my natal reading pretty much say the same thing… I abhor routine and boring work and don’t like restrictive, repetitive tasks and timelines. To which I say, ‘duh’, but I think it’s also a nice way of saying I’m a procrastinator.
And if you do Mike… his birth makes him a 6 (which pretty much fits him to a tee!) and his name (middle included) makes him a 8 … without it, he’s a 7.
I did a juice fast a couple of weeks ago, and then a complete digestive cleanse — I was feeling kinda I don’t know, just something but now I feel so much better. What juice are you taking?
You can virtually drink the newest drink we have here, the DDDD and feel REAAAAAALLLLY good! :lol:
You’re preaching to the choir about numerology, I think my life number is 8, but I know my path number is 11, I have to look at the report again. It’s visa versa or either or, but I know 11 and 8 were big numbers in my chart. But I know this is what stood out for me, it said if you have the master number of 11 in your chart: It might be a bit of a case of “be careful what you wish for …you just might get it!”
WE have lots of great gifts and talents, but a whole lot of karma and issues to over come too! And girl, aint that the truth for me! :cheerful:
thun, thun, thun, thuuuuuun fits me to the tee, so much so I was like wow,feeling kinda stuck, like can I change my less then desirable qualities!!!?!?! :w00t:
I read a numberology report r michael which outlined not only his genius, but some of the struggles he’d have too, which is why I love numerology and astrology — you get the good stuff and the other stuff too, so that you can figure out what you need to work on to become that better person,
And shoot, I’m always striving to become a better person. :smile:
You know for the past year I see 1111 wherever I go. 1111 and 1212; it’s supposed to indicate a new cycle in my life is about to begin. The other day I was driving, and my speedometer had the last digits, 7777, and I said to my daughter, look, 7777, then a car cut in front of me and the last digits of the license plate was 7777, so I said wow. When i got home and looked it up, it said this sign indicates that an important lesson has been learned.
Now if I could just figure out what it was :cheerful:
Watchmen is on. I feel like it’s my birthday! :wub:
Watchmen was a trip. I liked it but I’m just not sure why.
Hi ladies. I haven’t been here in ages. I’m feeling SO MUCH BETTER!!! And I had a really good day today. I had an awesome shift at work. It’s the first shift I’ve worked since being sick where I was like “Wow, I can totally handle this today.” It was a FANTASTIC feeling!!! And I made good money, as well, HOLLA!!!
Sabine… did you see the latest Harry Potter yet??? I ADORED IT!!! Loved pretty much everything about it. So bummed that we have to wait for the last bit to come out in June. Grrrrr… but OMG it rocked.
Now that I am off my antibiotics I can have a DRINK!!! YES!!!
Ten Minty Mike’s please (and one Bad Boy)…
Hey Frodes! :heart: Glad to hear you’re feeling better! Watchmen is deep, even watching it the fourth time I get new things from it, it’s like layers of stories, and each one more profound than the last. I understood it better the fourth time around and hope to understand more when I watch it again. Of course the book is ten times better, too.
Now you must not have been around when I announced that was off to see the midnight showing of Harry Potter!!!!! The theatre I saw it at had 13 screens, all completely sold out!!!!! It was crazy, lines around the corner, but I get in VIP, so don’t wait on lines :wink:
I loved it of course, and it reminded me of the last chapter of TTWC, because of the traveling, and the epic scenery, each in different places. I don’t mind waiting for the next movie, I love the excitement of the bulid up, plus I’d rather they take their time and do a good job!
Here’s your glass of PURE.
:ermm: Ten Minty Mikes and a Bad boy, indeed!!!
We want you to get better honey! :wub:
oh, by the way, I bought myself the Elder wand for Christmas! http://www.noblecollection.com — this site rocks!!!
Ooooo… I see a new pretty picture. :heart:
I can not get into Harry Potter… it is just so not my thing. Neither are Twilight or the Lord of the Rings or that Pirate movie… I tried to watch all of them, but have never been able to make it through the entire thing.
I like off-the-beaten-trail movies like Stealing Beauty, Catfish in Black Bean Sauce and Curse of the Golden Flower (which I had to watch again recently because I hadn’t seen it in so long!)
And I was very, very excited to see Watchmen when it first came out, I remember seeing the trailer when we were at the movies for Batman. I have to say I enjoyed the trailer more than the actual movie. I don’t know what I was expecting, but what I saw was not it.
Did you happen to see, For Colored Girls? (And did I ask you this before? I can’t remember) I went with friends because they dragged me (I have such a stank attitude when it comes to Tyler Perry)… I actually liked it.
:lol: You’re an intersting person Ladake!!! I Love Harry Potter, of course, and Lord of the Rings, but I cannot for the life of me understand the appeal of Twilight, the books OR the movie!!!!! Pirates of the Caribbean is just a guilty pleasure because you get to see a book come to life and of course there’s Johnny Depp :wub:
So Stealing Beauty, loved it. Catfish in Black Bean SAuce, loved it!
You know if I was going to say two movies that are kind of unorthodoxed that I looooooved: Waitress and I just saw this movie called Secretary.
I love these movies because they’re a great look into human nature and you have to suspend with judgment and really put yourself in the character’s shoes to “get it” and it’s just really great fun, at least for me, when a director can make me do that!
Secretary I saw not knowing at all what it was about and I find that sometimes that’s the greatest movie experience for me, when I have no idea what I’m going to see.
Also, you know, there’s this film called Moon, which I like just cause the acting is so superb.
I haven’t seen Curse of the Golden Flower but I’ll look into it.
Now why don’t you like Tyler? I don’t care for his plays, just not my thing, that kind of humor/acting. But I liked the movie. I loved Tandy — I forget her last name, she played the hell out of her roe. But Janet, I don’t know, I just kept thinking, why is her voice so deep? :lol: Don’t mind me, she was good in it too. Her outfits were BANGING. I loved the poetry, and of course remember the play fondly. :heart:
Though I’m not a fan of that kind of urban stereotypical humor for black folks, I do wish Tyler all the success in the world and I am happy for him, even though he’s Oprah’s friend! Blech. :sick:
My mother has a DVD of his play, Meet the Browns, and based off of that, I’ll say, I like the plays better than the movies.
I wish him success too, and I know he has it, but…his movies make me wanna scream. I hate the way they end, so wrapped up with a neat little bow on top. They just bother me…and everybody ends up getting married all the time. It’s just weird.
I know what I wanted to ask you, did you see Black Girls Rock? I banned BET from my home years ago but it seems to be begging for forgiveness for past sins and I’m slowly letting it back into my good graces. Anywho…. Four Women, did you catch it? With Ledisi? I nearly *dieded* from the fierceness.
And I’ve never heard of Moon… I’ll look it up.
Have you seen The Bad Seed? The original black and white one with Rhoda?
I love that movie! lol That little girl was off the chain.
:lol: I hardly watch t.v. and just catch what’s on — I saw the previews for Black Girls Rocked but didn’t remember to watch it. So it was good?
I hear you on BET, they just can’t seem to show any quality programming, it’s such a shame!!!!
I know what you mean about Tyler’s movies, but not for nothing, I just don’t think he’s that good of a writer. There’s no depth to his stories, it’s that kind of urban drama writing that I don’t really care for. You know what’s going to happen, you just watch it like a train wreck :tongue: :lol:
Oh, and yes, I’ve seen the Bad Seed, for some reason I love movies like that!
It was exceptional. And you HAVE to watch the youtube vid of Four Women. I thought they sounded just as good (if not better than) Nina Simone.
And you’re correct there is no depth, but there IS an overly used formula. If he comes out with another movie, I already know the storyline. *clears throat dramatically* Girl was molested as a child and therefore doesn’t trust men. Girl meets amazingly sweet guy whom she can’t stand but eventually ends up liking and they get married. The End.
And how many times have we seen that story, replace molested with another form of abuse. I really think, God bless him, Tyler hasn’t dealt with his own molestation, and as all people do who express themselves through an artistic medium, he’s working his stuf out in his writing, but he’s stuck, and unfortunately, we’re stuck with him :lol:
:w00t: Oh, yeah, that song was on the song track of the movie, and my daughter recognized it right away because I think she watched some of the show. Of course, Nina is a legend, but it’s such a beautiful song!!!! The women give me chills. Girl, THAT is what you call singing!!!!!
Speaking of beautiful songs, why in the world they didn’t put All I Need on the Michael album, I will never understand. For that matter, I don’t know why they didn’t put Do You Know Where Your Children Are and Slave to the Rhythm.
They keep saying Hollywood Tonight is so great. The only songs I like on the new album is Behind the Mask, I like the WAy that you Love me, which was out for forever. Hold My Hand grew on me but it’s not my favorite and Best of Joy, that’s it. The Cascio tracks all sound suspect to me. By the way, they’re going to be on Oprah today for anyone who is interested.
So I just watched the Cascios on Oprah, showing their private home videos with Michael and sharing their “secret” 25 year relationship.
You know, if Iwas fortunate enough to be Michael’s friend for 25 years, to have earned his trust and honored his desire for privacy for so long, you could pay me $25 million and I wouldn’t do an interview. :pouty:
A glass of PURE??? BOOOOOOOORING!!!
*sigh* Fine….
*sits in the corner sipping her boring drink*
:wink: :wink: :wink:
So we went for a quick trip to Disneyland last night as some of my family was there and they were flying home today so we wanted to say hi/goodbye, LOL!!!
It ended up raining while we were there and it was miserable!!! Our shoes got completely soaked through and it was just awful. So we went into the Disney Store and bought matching Christmas PJ’s!!! OMG they are so cute!!! We’re gonna take a photo and then I’ll post it here when we do. So awesome!!!
Listen to you, “quick trip to Disneyland” and having the nerve to complain!!!!
well, I’ll have you know it’s freakin’ freezing in NY and we don’t have a wonderland in our backyard either! :tongue:
You know, it’s not that I totally dislike Oprah – The Color Purple and Women of Brewster’s Place will always have a special place in my heart – but I have never, ever watched her show in all my years living. And her antics now, all of these interviews she just has to have with people regarding Michael, when I’m not even sure that she liked (or at least respected Mike) just makes me mad. So I spear myself the aggravation and act like it doesn’t even exist on my plane. As old folks around my way used to say ‘Give me my flowers while I’m still living.’
Just came by to say hello and have a quick drink.
Can’t live without my Golden Boys for more than a couple of days…
Speaking of boys – how is our Bad Boy?
The longer he stays away the more trouble I seem to be getting myself into…
Cheers for the lost causes – which means people like me. :tongue:
I LIKE that Ladake, :heart:
Sometimes you can say a lot with just a few words. Oprah, blech :sick: I don’t know why I torture myself. I must admit, years ago I watched her regularly, but I’ve watched her stagnate, project her issues onto people, take the world on her self-hatred rollercoaster I can’t be happy unless I’m a size 6 ride, and just basically vomit her feelings all over America, and this latest display, doing all of these shows on a man she continues to ignorantly and maliciously label a child molester because she can’t be bothered to look at the facts.
smh. Remember how I said Tyler was stuck. Well, guess whose stuck right there with him?
Hmmm, Bad Boy Mike? :whistle: He’s marinating. He’s being seasoned and basted, and then he will be cooked to perfection so that he can be served in the state of quality and with all the flourish that CCC is known for :wink:
Trouble? :lol: Is that what you call it?
I think since the CobraCrack is being delivered a lot slower these days you just figured you’d make some moonshine. :tongue:
Making moonshine? Don’t you know I am like permanently moonstruck? Making moonshine would kill me!
No, Sabine, I am just scratching the itch until you deliver the drug…
I am glad to hear you have only seasoned and basted Bad Boy Mike. I was beginning to worry you had enbalmed him for good. But I guess that’s just withdrawal messing with my head…
Embalmed BBM? Naahhhh, he is very much alive. Now I rarely go on Twiiter but damn, I just saw comments that make me very glad about a decision I made a few weeks ago. :pouty:
I heard the name… but nope don’t see him.
*plunking my butt down*
I think I will try a golden boy – according to E they are yum.
Bad Boy, Bad boy, Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they come for you . . . . :whistle:
I’m listening to Stranger in Moscow. :whistle: :wub: Loooooove that song. I never knew the last part in Russian. It translates to:
“Why have you come from the West?
Confess! To steal the great achievements of
the people, the accomplishments of the workers…”
Michael is soooooo deep!!!! :wub:
good morning addicts…
*gulp*
man I drink those fast…
:blush:
I think this is number 5000!
whoop there it is!
5,000 Comments !!! :w00t:
It’s a party!!!! I could have never did it all by myself so thank you to all my 1,639 official addicts (shy and non shy)!!!!! and the 500 bold people who log on and give themselves a name and face, and the few who are even braver and come on by and say something!!!
Love to you all :wub: :heart:
p.s. I should probably start doing this. I”m so lazy. Hello to Sri Lanka!!! Hello to Switzerland! That’s our newest visitors! :smile: