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15 Mar 2010

Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room

Bar Room, GIFs Pictures, Michael Jackson 5,390 Comments

 

Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want?  You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!

[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]

Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll  see about putting it on the menu!!!!

Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.

Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room.   :silly:   :cheerful:   Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!

After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!

N O W   S E R V I N G :

Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’

MENU LIST:

N E W  ON  THE  M E N U!:

 

DDD, also served by the bottle

 

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA:  Some of you addicts have been pretending.  And it’s really not necessary.  When you come into the bar, have a seat.  Your drink has already been prepared.  We’ll even serve you the bottle.  After all, it’s got your name on it.   :yes: :alien:      

Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots.  We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!


Bad Boy Shot

THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at  CCC already know that’s not all you want.  Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.

:pouty:     :sick:   Warning  (Drink Responsibly)

MJ

MJ, Too

 MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE!  We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow.  :whistle:

 

A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.

A Wet Sabah:  Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.

In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:

CHASTITY and UNLEASHED

Ms. CHASTITY

MS. CHASTITY:  Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.

Unleashed

UNLEASHED:   Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED.  We were there.  We captured it.  We bottled it.  Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.

Liquid CobraCrack™

Liquid CobraCrack ™

LIQUID COBRACRACK There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days!   Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod.  Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie.  Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now.  But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!

Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™.  Stock up now while supplies last.  Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand.  Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!

The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.

MINTY MIKE:  Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!!   A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!

Creamy Sabah

CREAMY SABAH:   Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah.  We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!

 

Pure

Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink  refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst  . . .  but alas not your desire.  Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.

:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying.   We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more.  People who met him basked in its warmth.  It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile.  He simply exuded it from his pores.   He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.

If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs.  It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long:  L.O.V.E.  Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson.  ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.

Chocolate Covered Mike

CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!

 

Sangre
 

SANGRE:  Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy  drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:

The Force - it has a lot of power!

THE FORCE:  This drink is served with a resuscitation kit.  I don’t’ think I need to say more!

The Prince Royale

THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and  you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal.  You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice.  He  enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.

Thug Passion

THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash.  The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink.  A favorite of our financially challenged customers.  What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.

THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )

THE MABHA:   A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!

THE GENTLEMAN

THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.

Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.

THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, homebrewed right here at CCC.

Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!

MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.

Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!

MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.

Holoma's Soup

HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!

Creamy Mike

Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme

CREAMY MIKE:   (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours.  You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger.  So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly.  BE WARNED:  This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush.  A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.

The Foreplay

THE FOREPLAY:  (Inspired by Martinigirl)  Trust me.  Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there.  No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink.  The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally.  Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights.  I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers.  It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above.  A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.

Golden Boy

THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand:  The Martini  . . .  shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )

The Thriller

THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too.  One sip, and your  hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink.  You can take it all day and never get tired.  Enjoy!

 

5,390 Responses to “Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room”

  1. MartiniGirl says:

    It’s a celebration!
    Whoop – party

    blog drunk is ready to roll
    most likely onto the floor – but hey – whatcha gonna do

    congratulations Sabz…
    join me in my favourite past time… *clink* **gulp**
    hmmmm tasty

  2. EnolaLee says:

    5000!?
    Wow, I am really impressed – and equally pleased to find one more reason for celebrating today.
    (Yes, I’ve been listening to the new album all day long – even at work… tsk, tsk, tsk… I am going to get myself fired one day…and I LOVE IT!)

    Okay, so where am I going to start… Oh, yes…of course… a Thriller!
    Naaahhh, just kidding – give me a Golden Boy.

    Cheers everyone!

    :devil:

  3. Sabine says:

    I haven’t bought the album will by a few for presents, but i’m undecided if I’ll buy one for myself. I like a few songs, but none of those songs with that Cascio flava! :cheerful:

  4. MartiniGirl says:

    hello lovelies..
    well I posted something – but my internet crashed before it went through.. ACK – so I won’t try to recreate my super funniness!

    I would join you E with your golden boy -but I will take a DDDD chaser and give me my big bad sweaty silvery boy!

    I have to tell you that today I finally listened to the whole album – except BN – and I have to tell you I love this album and Behind The Mask… omg – I freaking love that song… damn that song is sexy as hell and he sounds so freaking good.

    And as much as I love this album and how grateful that we get to have it, it makes me miss him so much more – is that just me?

    *gulp*

    oh gimme another one… gimme, gimme!

  5. Sabine says:

    Oooo, two days in a row and I’m up at 6:00 a.m. — I’m happy!!!! I even got some sleep.

    Behind the Mask is on of my favorites on the album!!!! That and Much Too Soon. It’s not that I HATE the other songs — I don’t. It’s just that it’s not vintage Michael and they’ve messed with his style.

    If I buy an album called MICHAEL, I want to hear pure Michael gosh darnit. I think it’s like having a relative or a good friend, being a fan of his all my entire life, listening to his music and his interviews and reading up on him since I was a child that’s like 30 years, man, I know what Michael sounds like!!!!!

    It’s in his style, delivery, his work ethic — put on the headphones, listen to those layers, Michael was a genius, and you can’t pass off mediocre tracks with a trendy beat and call it Michael’s music.

    Mgirl: And as much as I love this album and how grateful that we get to have it, it makes me miss him so much more – is that just me?

    I don’t think it’s just you, Mgirl. i think lots of people are missing Michael like crazy, and that’s why they’ll accept this album no matter that it has questionable tracks on it, imo. I sure wish they’d have included those tracks AS IS and let the fans just hear Michael in his process. :wub:

  6. Sabine says:

    5,005 comments — I’m still seeing 5s and the number of change. I’m happy!!!! I’m looking forward to a change. Life is about growth and progress and learning.

  7. MJQuan says:

    hello there. i came and checked up on you guys, i have a new inmate in with me, i have a horrible neck pain from last night. we were both dancing to michael songs till 4 in the morning and i was banging my head back and forth acting a fool… we partied so hard, its hard for me to keep my neck up… lol! but she cant dance for nothing in the world lol! (imagine a drunk drug addict dancing lol! but i would never tell her that lol!) Whew! i had to teach her some rhythm and moves, she swears im related to them because i dance so accurately… i had so much fun, at our “michael party”. i need a drink but i dont know what i want. lol!

  8. Sabine says:

    Well MJQuan, you might as well have a Thriller, since you inspired it!!!! Sounds like you were relieving some good old stress and giving a dance lesson at the same time :lol: :cheerful:

  9. Sabine says:

    Today I’d like to spend some time doing some quality writing :smile:

    I have written 222 posts. 222 is the numerical sign that “You are on the right path, doing the right thing and going in the right direction. Continue with this train of thought”

    :wink: I’ll drink to that!!!!

  10. MartiniGirl says:

    http://www.megaupload.com/?d=S5MV5ON1

    Slave to the Rhythm – longer and no dj – get it before it is gone…
    mixed a bit odd at the end – but the best thing I have heard all week.. love it

  11. Sabine says:

    Thanks Mgirl — this is already on the tool bar. :smile:

  12. MartiniGirl says:

    Sabine:
    Thanks Mgirl — this is already on the tool bar.

    no honey this one is different and longer

  13. Sabine says:

    I put up another version that I got last night. No DJ and it seems doubled up by a fan. Just listened to the one you put up, same thing, doubled up and the chorus plays out ’til the end. The link is here in the bar and on the tool bar so anyone who wants it cane download both and compare. I also put it on the playlist, so . . .

    Crazy how on Tumblr they’re like OMG this song is about sex, when the song is actually about a woman exploiting herself. I like the song for the beat and ’cause it’s so deep :whistle:

  14. MartiniGirl says:

    okay – long as it is the same one without the DJ
    I really like it coz it is almost 4 minutes long – like a real song!

  15. YukonGirl says:

    *carefully opening the door*…….Hello???!!!! ….I guess every body left ….well only the pacific timers left..
    the big lights are on and the janitor is wheeling in his mop and bucket….
    The bartender doesn;t look too happy with my presence …
    After lurking around the bar all day , I finally decided to step in ,* sigh* really suffering from “missing the Mike man”blues , I figure I might as well get drunk on a couple of shots of L.O.V.E. but I will do it by my self :dizzy: …oh …guess I have to take it to go…., the janitor is splashing water all over my shoes already.
    see you later then :cwy:

  16. Sabine says:

    *Yawwwwn* :sleeping: I’m so proud of myself, waking up so early these days.

    Hey Yukon girl. :cheerful:

    Yukongirl: The bartender doesn;t look too happy with my presence …

    *looking around* ” :ermm: REally, what makes you say that?

    :cheerful: Well, you know the bartender is supposedly Mgirl, though she comes and goes as she pleases nowadays.

    This is an open bar, girl, the only requirement is that addicts come in here with love

    :pouty: *points to the flashing light on the door*

    I know the “M” doesn’t light up anymore, been meaning to change it but haven’t had the chance. But that’s the motto around here. Lively discussions, yep, sure, but that sign says NO DRAMA, and I mean it :smile:

    Nothing but LOVE up in this place, LOVE without the periods of separation, too. Just pure LOVE all day, every day, even if people disagree.

    So how’s that shot treating you? You want another? I’ve been drinking this stuff all weekend! I swear, it’s the only thing that keeps me sane!

    Yukongirl: really suffering from “missing the Mike man”blues

    You know, me too. Me, too. I asked BBM, I said how you feel about making an appearance? He peeked out and said not right now. He’s feeling scrutinized and all shy about it. Like he’s being compared to someone else and found wanting.

    I was like, Michael don’t you know you’re #1 and the best , :wub: :angel:

    :sad: but you know he never did feel that way about himself; was always so very insecure, poor thing. I told him he doesn’t have to be perfect, but he thinks people want that, a perfect story, a perfect heroine, a perfect Michael . . . . .

  17. YukonGirl says:

    Morning Sabine , just wasn’t sure the bar was open 24/7….yeah that shot felt good …although I gotta go to work so might have to stick with an MJ this am.
    I didn’d know Mgirl was the bartender …bear with me it was my first visit last night…
    Yeah, LOVE girl that is what it is all about , nothing wrong with healthy discussions though!

    Still missing that Mike though …..

  18. Sabine says:

    Is it morning in Canada? I can never get the time zones right. Yessssirreee, this bar is open 24/7. This is your first visit? Get outta here! I guess it took you a while to decide to come inside :tongue:

    Yeah, Mgirl is the self appointed bartender. I don’t know, maybe she’s quit? :silly:

    YukonGirl: Yeah, LOVE girl that is what it is all about , nothing wrong with healthy discussions though!

    I love healthy discussions!!!! Even if they get a bit rough, but that’s when you know how everyone REALLY feels. One thing my mother always told me about love though — well she just said it once but I never forgot it. She said, love is an action word. So true.

    YukonGirl: Still missing that Mike though …..

    Well, Mike can be found anywhere, :silly: :lol: But around these parts, BBM, i think he’ll come out of hiding when he feels genuine love and appreciation for his own unique beautiful self! I just gotta convince him that it’s true love and not just talk. Wish me luck! :wink:

  19. MartiniGirl says:

    oh I am still here… you know I would never leave my bad boy all alone
    he is sooooooooooo SHINY
    Yup I appointed myself since really I am the blog drunk – so when not passed out – I server
    speaking of passing out… c’mere DDDD
    YUM!

  20. Sabine says:

    Ahhhh, there you go, Mgirl :smile:

    Well, so I won’t be accused of being cryptic like the Jacksons on their tweets,I wanna say there’s something going on that I don’t like one bit. I can see it for what it is and I’m trying to figure out what to do about it. All the people involved know exactly what I’m talking about, so the people who don’t forgive me. I was never one to bite my tongue, though and I hate beating around the bush.

    I also hate drama so what’s a girl to do!!!!?!?!?!

    See what a couple of shots of L.O.V.E. does to you? Got me speaking the truth about how I feel when probably it would be nicer to stay quiet. I need to feel comfortable though, right?

    :pouty: I’m not touching the DDDDs now. Probably make me really bold and brazen and I don’t think that’s a good idea right about now! :angel:

  21. MartiniGirl says:

    Oh I missed that comment about getting BBM to come out of hiding when he feels genuine love for his own unique self…

    Well I love him for his own unique self… let me count some of the ways…

    I love shiny tight silvery shirts that fit his little fit muscular unique frame
    I love the super tight black buckle pants that show his unique back side…
    I love the way he uniquely puts it all together with that sexy white top underneath *grrr*
    I love those sex body waves that are uniquely his own..

    *thud*

  22. Gemeuxx says:

    Sabine, Honey is everything ok?

  23. YukonGirl says:

    Yes , Sabine I am 3 hours behind you , just back from work and ready for a drink …. :blink: , is that bartender there? I think I would like to try the golden boy this time , nice and smooth and tight in all the right places :heart:
    and maybe a few more after that …..yeah good luck with that Mike ….I love him in every which way….
    No I don’t like drama , just need to be open to different points of view and agree to disagree at times and then get together and drink some more :w00t: :w00t: …is that bartender still standing?

  24. Sabine says:

    Gemmeux: Sabine, Honey is everything ok?

    Hey Gemeuxx thanks for asking honey. :pouty: No, honestly, not really. But I’m gonna just step away from it for a few days and see how I feel later. :heart:

  25. Sabine says:

    Okay my dear addicts, we’re back in business.

    It doesn’t look much different, except it’s snowing a bit. But I did clean up the place!!!!! I swear :w00t: :smile:

    It was getting a little cliquish in here, and there was some negativity and just all around bad intentions lurking about, lies, misrepresentation, secrets — so I just got the dust mop out and an old broom and I gave this place the once over!!!!

    I don’t have a problem with conflict, as long as it’s up front and honest, but let me tell you, what I dislike is drama!!! :pinch: I have no desire for it in my life.

    Plus, :sad: I can’t write/create in that kind of environment.

    So it’s Christmas! Let’s celebrate the season with love and good tidings. :wub: Michael is almost ready to go and I want to share the next chapter with sincere love :wub: :heart:

  26. Elmira2887 says:

    Hey guys!!!
    GUESS WHO IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    it’s elmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiira!! :D yay!
    I’m here to celebrate CCC and mikey bear’s new CD. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!

    Dear bartender:
    I would like to order a Wet Sabah!! LMAO!

    LETS CELEBRATEEEE
    IT’S HOLIDAY SEASON!!!! :tongue:

  27. Sabine says:

    Hiiiiiiii Elmira!!!! :wub: :wub:

    Yes, let’s celebrate, that sounds wonderful.

    we don’t cell the CD, if we had it, though, I’d GIVE it to you :wub: :heart:

    But I need to see some I.D. for that Wet Sabah, because I think you’re about 16!!!!!! :tongue: :lol: :smile:

  28. Frodes says:

    Sabine, Elmira is 23!!! She’s of legal age serve up that Wet Sabah!!!

    And I shall have my usual Minty Mike.

    Lovin’ the snow, OMG!!!

  29. ladake says:

    Oooo…it’s snowing. …or in here it is. (Though it may snow where I live pretty soon, too)

    I love the snow! Just not blizzards, so unless we get 60 plus inches like last year, I say bring it on.

    Sabine! So our Bad Boy is gonna be all wrapped up in a bow and ready for us? That’s your christmas present to us, but what can we get you, dear?

    Hope everyone is keeping warm in the cold (It’s FREEZING here).

  30. Sabine says:

    hey girls :wub:

    So Frodes, I’m holding you responsible for Elmira, and what’s up with these Minty Mikes *stacking them on the counter*

    No one else orders them!!!! We’re up to our ears in ’em!!!!! :lol: :cheerful:

    Ladake!!!!! All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth!!!! :wub:

    No seriously all I desire is love and peace!!!!! If you can send some of that my way that would be great!!!!!

    So yeah, I got BBM a new outfit!!! I’m pretty sure he’s going to knock your socks off!!!!! I’m in love with this chapter! :wub: Is it freezing where you are. man, it’s cooooooold here too. Brrrrrrr :pinch:

    I hate being cold!!!!!

    :w00t:

    OMG, Frodes, are you a freakin’ mind reader or what?!?!?! With all the controversy surrounding Michael’s album, I was thinking of singers who have unique voices that can’t be replicated, and one of them, my all time favorite, is BING CROSBY

    :kissing: Wow, he’s so dreamy, boy that man could sing :wub:

  31. Frodes says:

    He had an AMAZING voice!!! You’ve seen “White Christmas” yes??? I love how he sings the “Count My Blessings” song. It gives me goosebumps.

  32. Sabine says:

    Yes him, Dean Martin, voices to DIE for :wub:

  33. MJQuan says:

    yes!!! im in baby!!! whoo hoo!!!!! yea!!! alright!!!! lol! i need a bad boy shot because i am feening like a straight crackhead out here in the cold looking for some crack lol!!!!! :ninja:

  34. Sabine says:

    Hey MJ :smile: Let me tell you there’s so many “people” coming in and out of here, it’s not even funny :tongue:

  35. MJQuan says:

    lol! hey i put one of my pictures i drew of mj on my avi, i feel so proud of myself… :heart:

  36. Sabine says:

    I can’t really see it, ’cause it’s small but from what I can see it looks great :smile:

  37. Elmira2887 says:

    hahahahaha
    *shows ID to sabine*
    *drinks up 10 wet Sabahs*

    ———10 mins later—————

    WOOOOOOOO!! I’m drunk!!! hahahaha!! someone has to take me home now!!! :sick: :sideways:

  38. Sabine says:

    You drank 10 Wet Sabahs :w00t:

    Someone call an ambulance!!!!!!

    :silly: :tongue:

  39. Frodes says:

    MJQuan… that’s really good!!! So funny that you happened to mention a drawing of Michael that you did BECAUSE…

    When Michael passed away a friend of mine got in contact with me on facebook. When we were in high school together we were the only ones we knew of her were crazy about Michael. I drew her a portrait of Michael about 15 years ago. I gave it to her cause I was moving and I wanted her to remember me. Well, she kept it that WHOLE TIME!!! (We weren’t in contact at all with each other so it’s a good thing she found me online.) Anyway she scanned it and sent it to me. So I hadn’t seen it in 15 years so it brought back a LOT of memories. You can see it here:

    Sabine, you can just leave the link there cause it’s quite large.

    But anyway, that’s the drawing. Don’t laugh!!! LOL!!! (Only I can, haha.)

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

  40. Sabine says:

    I love it! I read about this on your FB page and was going to ask you about it. It’s great Frodes!!!!! I think any artistic expression is wonderful :wub:

    You really did a good job, and what’s more, your friend kept it for 15 years? Wow! :w00t:

    She really appreciated that drawing! You should draw more!!!! You captured his eyes perfectly. :smile:

  41. Frodes says:

    That’s so funny that you say that about his eyes because from what I remember, when I showed this to people that would be the first thing they would comment on. YAY!!! I can capture Michael’s eyes!!! And that’s my favorite part of him, too. LOL!!!

    OMG my kitty is cuddling with me right now, and it’s the cutest thing. I’m pretty much gonna die from the cuteness.

  42. Sabine says:

    I need a cat to cuddle to brrrrrr . . . I’m cold!!! :pinch:

  43. CherryLeigh says:

    Hello everybody!

    Happy belated Birthday Elmira! :smile:

    Frodes, wooow, that drawing is awesome! :wub: It looks really great! I can’t even draw a house. :lol: :pinch:

    Ok, since everyone seems to have THEIR drink by now I annouce that the Prince Royale is mine, it looks sooo delicious. :happy: But just as I was about to order it at the bar my eyes fell on the drink right next to it, (Prince Michael’s) Pure and after reading its fabulous description in the menu again I decied that this sounds just like my kind of drink, too. :biggrin: :whistle: So now I have, hope that’s okay? :angel:
    I’ll have one of each of them, please, I really need something to cheer me up right now. :pinch:

    P.S. I like the snow! I’m slowly but steadily getting in the mood for the holidays! :heart:

  44. Sabine says:

    Hi Cherry, how are you?

    Okay, you’re mixing drinks???? :w00t: I’m no responsible!!!!!!

    But I know why you couldn’t resist a Pure, and I have to commend you on your exquisite taste, picking the Prince Royale!!!!! Not many peolple have tastes that are that refined!!!!!

    I lovvve the snow, when it first falls, but here in NY it gets dirty and nasty quickly!!!! Then it’s just yuck :sick:

    Have you done some Christmas shopping? I’m almost done, though I have an aching feeling that I’ve forgotten someone !!!! :pinch:

  45. MJQuan says:

    hey!!!!!! im at my sister house for the holidays so you know im gonna be on ccc 24?7 now hee! hee! baow!!! lol! so…. what goes on? whats all this fuss i hear about this dirty diana drink? you guys made me afraid to try it….

  46. ladake says:

    So like… I know I should be asleep right now (1:55 EST) but there is a total lunar eclipse tonight and I’m trying my best to stay up and witness it. I went outside in the freezing cold a few moments ago and I can see it beginning. Though NASA states the full effect won’t be seen until 3:17. Plus the lunar eclipse is in my sign so I feel like I neeeeeed to see it.

    What in this here bar will keep me up waaaaaaaaaaaaaay past my bedtime???

    lol :tongue:

  47. Sabine says:

    You know I SHOULD be asleep but I’m not!!!! :alien:

    Girl, we’ve got drinks in here that will knock you RIGHT OUT but nothin’ to keep you awake! Can you believe that? Now I was trying to figure out earlier, what do you see in a Lunar Eclipse, the orange outline of the sun around the moon?

    I’m ignorant, girl, enlighten me! :smile:

    :lol: Okay, so I looked it up! I couldn’t wait!!! Very interesting. It said no two Lunar Eclipses are the same. Now I want to get outta bed and go see, but I’m sooooooo tired :sleeping:

  48. ladake says:

    Yes, I just went out again. If it were warmer I’d stay out but it’s 20 degrees outside. It’s half way covered right now.

    When it’s completely shadowed, it’s usually orange in color.

  49. Sabine says:

    Darn it!!!! Now I have to get up and go look :pinch:

    Weeeelp! I couldn’t see it from my balcony window and there aint no way i’m going outside :lol:

  50. ladake says:

    Well it’s completely shadowed now, except for a tiny sliver. I’m visiting relatives in the country for vaca this week so going outside and having a clear unobstructed view is easy tonight.

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