15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
“…The Winter Solstice and a Full Moon Lunar Eclipse occur on the same day today – a rare occurrence. It’s a day with the potential for tremendous personal transformation. The total Lunar Eclipse early morning acts to heighten emotions. It’s a time for culminations, major epiphanies, announcements, going public, exposure, and increased contact with others. This is a time when matters come to light – things that have been brewing under the surface. Occurring in the sign of Gemini, focus is on communicating….”
Ladake!!! Wow! :w00t: I’m supposed to be asleep, right, but just wow!!!!!!
Coupled with all those 5s I was seeing, indicating change, this is amazing news. I’m a believer :smile:
p.s. I’ll have to see that eclipse on the internet tomorrow, but i’m glad you’re seeing it, ’cause I can see it vacariously through you right now :wub:
It’s pitch black out right now and some clouds just came through… *shakes my fist at the clouds* … I’m going to bed now, though. I can’t stay up any later. Thank goodness I don’t have to work tomorrow!!!
Night, night!
ok like i totally need a drink.. just wow! everytime i come on this site it just amazes me… if i could stay on here forever i would, one day im going to get me a computer and nevr log out of ccc, this is my home,(i need to go to ashley’s and get me some furniture because this place is so wonderful) :wub:
wow my art looks so real on here… lol!
MJQuan, I wish I could see that AV, because that picture looks fantastic!!!! Can’t you upload it bigger? Well, I see you’ve been helping yourself at the bar so go ‘head with your bad self.
Ladake lol @ you shaking your fit at the clouds!!!! I always wondered who came up with that as a sign of anger or frustration!!!! I guess it’s supposed to mean like you know, if you’re gonna punch someone — it’s just so funny to me, and mostly old people do it :tongue: So that means you’re 70 now :lol: :cheerful:
:alien: i like aliens… lol! i dont even know how to upload pictures on here… how do you do it?
Well one of my friends in Atlanta got a picture of the red moon early this morning at 3. That’s what I was hoping to see. :pouty:
Sabine… remember how I told you my friend and I were gonna play the Return of the King game???
Well, we set up the Playstation… Playstation 2, that is… and it didn’t work!!! We were so bummed!!! We hadn’t played that game in years and we were really looking forward to it. We have a Playstation 3 but this game won’t play on it. But then again, our TV is so old that the Playstation 3 won’t even show on our screen so we were pretty much fucked either way. LOL!!!
Look at this post buried under all the others!!!! Blood moon, huh, Ladake! A few centuries ago, people would be sacrificing their first born — makes me thing of Apocolypto !!! :w00t:
MJ Quan, if you just upload your pic to some server you can post the link here, and I’ll magically make it appear!!!! :wub:
Frodes, man, :pinch: I hope that’s just the case for your game, ’cause my son was tellin’ me Playstation 2 games can play on the Play Station 3 console — he’s got a ton of ’em !!!!
APOCOLYPTO WAS AWESOME!!!
Oh, and by the way, some games can play on Playstation 3 but not all of them. Apparently Return of the King can’t.
/sadface
ok im going to tell you right now that i am retarted with computers so i have no idea what youre talking about so you have to break it down (even more… wtf? i know right) lol! :biggrin: :whistle:
let me see now does it go like this? C:/Users/cephus franklin/Pictures/pure michael.bmp , if this work maybe i can upload the other pictures, i had to ask around for some “help” lol!
:lol: Mjquan, I don’t know what that is! How do you upload your pics in FB. If you do that, you can just right click, copy the link location and put it up here!!! See, easy :smile:
Frodes, yeah, I agree! Apocolypto is one of the movies I can watch over and over again.
it wont work… :cwy: can you do it for me? can you go to my facebook and take the pictures and put them on here please…..i really want everyone to see… :angel:
facebook name: quanterria davis…. :whistle: :wub:
:w00t: These are stunning! You are very talented honey :wub:
In the third one you captured the sadness in Michael’s eyes. :heart:
I saw these on your facebook, Sabine. They are AWESOME!!! MJQuan… did you use pencil or charcoal??? They look like they might be charcoal but I could be wrong.
theyre pencil… i dont know why sabine didnt grab janet as well lol!
Anything, anything, lie for you, die for you :whistle: — God, this is my FAVORITE SONG — I mean, until I hear another Michael song, and then that’s my favorite, But this song rocks ’cause it’s so chock full of truth.
the LOVE of money IS the root of all evil!!!!! it,
I love when MIchael says, “if you want it, you earn it with dignity” and his voice is so strong and serious, but it’s in the background, so you have to listen for it; it’s subtle. That man was a genious
I don’t think so . . . lie for you, die for you, anything, anything . . . money makes the world go round, money makes the world go round :whistle:
:wub:
Dude. That song is my jam off of HIStory. I love that little “aye” sound right after he goes “Lie for you, die for you, ayyyye, even sell my soul to the devil”. It’s hard to describe what part I mean cause I don’t know exactly how to spell it. LOL!!! But that part rocks. And so does the song.
The only other song that is more kick ass is Come Together cause it’s a Beatles song. But Michael made it more raw and sexy. But I still love my boys.
i just stopped in here to see how it was going., i had alot of christmas shopping to do, with my sister i had to beg my sister to get me a cd player so i can really get into my michael vibe… its amazing,. michael for christmas. ive never had a better christmas than i am having now.. now im just going to make me some hot cocoa and hang out doing the things i love most.. and start drawing more pictures, be back in a little bit. sabine i hope you are having a wonderful christmas despite all of that mess that is going on.. much love forever and always… i dont only feel closer to michael, i feel closer to you too.. :wub: ok i need a pure-love now, im just really feeling this atmosphere .. christmas+michael- drama+hot cocoa= HEAVEN…. :wub: :wub: :wub:
Ahhhh, the Christmas spirit!!! I’m feelin’ it too MJQuan!!!!
I just got this PERFECT gift I ordered for my children’s Dad. I’m so excited!!!! :w00t: Wait until he see’s it. Now honey if you’re around, can you do me a favor?
I want to see if this thing is working, so if you can click above on the Strung Out Addicts Suite, and click one of the tabs, Bad Boy Mike, Tame the Wild Cobra or Cowboy Mike, tell me if you can see the archive for the chapters and if you can click one of them, ‘kay?
I’m going to put this same message on the other thread and whoever can do it, pullllllease, it would help alot. I just want to see if anyone that I’ve added can see the stories.
I just tried and I can’t see them. But I only clicked on BBM. I’ll try the other ones now.
:ermm: hmmm, interesting. this program drops a cookie saying you’re not authorized if you come on the site and you’re not logged in so maybe clearing your cookies might help but also, I haven’t added everyone yet and I can’t remember who I added and who I didn’t :lol:
How can you clear your cookies on firefox???
And the other weird thing is, when I comment it says that I am logged in. It says “Logged in as Frodes” and then next to that is says “Log out >>”. Do I have to log in separately for the stories???
Tools — recent history, and then you can check what you want it to do, clear cache, active logins and also cookies but that’s only if you came on here and wasn’t logged in or if you want to clean the slate so to speak.
The “log out” next to your name gives you the option to log out. If you click that it will log you out. No, you don’t have to log in separately for the stories.
oh yes mine work perfectly… thank you… gotta go, my sister gotta get on now… :angry: :sad: :cwy:
I feel the Christmas spirit in here! I didn’t know Michael sang Give Love on Christmas Day omg! I’ve heard this song sang by others and I’m like this is my FAVORITE song now. Little did I know…HAHAHA Alright I’m beat I just got in from a crazy Christmas Party thank God I have today off. Have a Merry Christmas everyone!!!!
BAOW!!!!!!!! wow, this is the first thing i do when i wake up, i dont eat or nothing i go straight to ccc. i do the same thing with mj too, its that powerful, you dont even have to write a story i just love being here… :wub: :wub: :heart: :heart: :biggrin: :angel:
i guess ill grab me a twinkie or something… lol! :lol:
Man cannot live on words alone . . . . or something like that!!!! You ate a twinkie when we have all those chocolate covered Mikes in the back?
nom. nom. nom. nom. I mean, that’s all we serve up in here!!! :lol:
Gemmeux, we’re not going to say any crazy FB pics of you at the Christmas party, right? I swear, the internet has put some people in serious trouble!!!! :lol: I hope you had fun. I didn’t do not one Christmas party this year!!!! I might be wrong, but I think that Michael was the FIRST person to sing that song — I love it, the words, the lyrics, just perfect!!! :wub:
Okay, so I want to take this time out, but I’ll probably be doing it all day, to wish everyone a very, very:
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
oooh youre right… nom nom nom nom nom.. (burp) ive been here for two hours visiting all the other rooms, i went to the golden pants room and almost died, then i remembered that picture of mj in the shower. i went there and died.. so ive decided to go to the recovery room (scratching my neck) i went to the remember the time bedroom and just layed down and started reading a book..then michael comes in and starts singing to me, the i told him to leave (in my mind) because if you knew what i just saw you wouldnt be singing to me right now, i was trying so hard not to leap across the bed to get to him… now i have this pain in my groin area… lol! if he only knew….. :devil: :whistle: :tongue:
what should i get a bad boy, a dirty diana, or a golden boy?.. oh well ill mix them all together (wtf are you crazy!!!!… a little lol!) :alien: :ninja: :sick: :lol:
Just remember they’ll be no “getting” of Michael, unless you want Sabah/Saniia to knock your teeth out! :cheerful:
The shower picture :w00t:
I had forgotten all about it!!! :devil: Now be careful mixing those drinks, we might not find you passed out on the floor until New Years!!!!
lol! god bless you… :wub: :w00t: yea, i had to remember who man that was and slapped myself on the wrist about that ive been on mj’s naughty list for a while… but im innocent i tell ya…. i havent done anything wrong i promise… lol! :whistle: i also read that comment about mj liking cunninglus (or however the heck its spelled) and i almost peed myself laughing, you girls are a trip…. :lol:
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *echoes* merry christmasSSS *echoes even more*… where is everybody?? well i guess ill taste that drink mix i was thinking of
Merry Christmas :smile: I’m singing, dancing, eating!!!!!
Man! I’m supposed to be going back home today. (And I’m sooooooooo ready to go home) but the damn snow may keep me here another day. I knew I shoulda left yesterday.
Anyhoo… how was everyone’s Christmas? Mine was uneventful, but we had a get together Friday night, saw some friends I hadn’t seen in years, ate and laughed all night (especially at the drunk people). I pretty much slept Christmas day.
i know right the drunk people be cracking me up.. sabine i wish i could be doing that too, me and my friend was thinking about taking a trip to new york this summer. i really want to move up there florida is boring to me not my taste.. i need something more me…
oh yea i can see all the stories perfectly too, thank you agai and happy holidays and a happy new year too, and for some reason i just think that you are going to do something special for valentines day so ive always had that thought in my head, im just sitting here waiting for valentines day, oh yea i had a dream about michael last night, he was just leaving the thriller era, we were just goofing around it looked like we were at chuckie cheese or something we had so much fun, that really made my christmas that i was blessed with a dream with michael.. :angel: :wub:
Hey guys, weeeeeelllll Ladake! You were asking for snow! Christmas with friends, sounds good. I spent it with family and you know how that can be!!!! :lol:
But seriously we managed to do it without any drama, and then they left all their kids with me! :w00t:
The snow looks soooooo beautiful, but in a couple of hours yuck, sludge. :pouty:
Ahhh, well, I’m going to enjoy is while I can. The kids. :lol: They’re going out to play in the snow, and i am going to watch from my balcony window with a cup of cocoa :smile:
Good times!
MjQuan, Michael dreams are the sweetest. You gotta thank the Sandman for that. Did your daughter enjoy her Christmas? What did she get? What did you get? I am the giver in my family, hardly get anything but I like to give :wub:
My neice, God bless her heart, she’s so adorable, she’s only 3, but so smart. But she was a good little girl. She got excited whenever ANYONE opened their gifts, but after a few she would be like, okay, is it my turn? :smile:
You want to move to NY and I wanna move to Florida!!! :w00t:
I mean I love me some NEw York, but I HATE being cold! And shoveling snow is the last on my list of favorite things to do! Who am I kidding, it’s NOT on my list!
Awww your niece sounds so cute!!
I love little kids. We have a 3 year old boy (a total terror) and 13 year old girl whose birthday is the 25th. Both are my cousins. The 13 y old’s mom let her stay up Friday night and at midnight, everyone sang happy birthday… well then the drunk folks got into a singing contest, and … drunk people trying to sing is most hilarious thing I have ever witnessed (aside from drunk folks hoola-hooping lololol)
But guess what???? I made it home! Down south got waaaay more snow then here. Actually, the DMV had a false warning because there is no snow on the ground at all. And it’s soooo good to be home.
…. now I just gotta unpack and wash all my stuff. Which is gonna have to wait until tomorrow.
Ladake, you’re a traveling fool!!! :tongue:
I like going to new places but I hate – HATE the whole process of flying, check in, baggage check, searching, the flight, packing, unpacking, ugh, hate it. How do you do it, girl?
:lol: @ the 3 year old terror. I luuuuurv me some kids but I don’t like bad-ass children. You know how people laugh and are like awwwwe, aint he cute.
Ugh, no :ermm: that’s not cute. I just gotta give the kids in my family one look! I think I said that before! :cheerful: So you know I mean it!!!!
Lord have mercy I’m laughing at your description of drunk folks trying to sing, that must have been a hot mess!!!!
WEll, I’m glad you made it home! We’re getting a crap load of snow here. I usually pay them no attention ’cause North Jersey and Pennsylvania always getst he most of it, but not today. We are having our white Christmas after all!!!!! Now if I could just get this site the way I want it, I could settle down and actual put up the next chapter :w00t:
I do fly a lot, but I drive to my family’s home. That’s just 3 hours down south.
And yes, total terror. It’s one of those, father isn’t the greatest, but momma wants father because… well, I don’t really know why. He has no redeeming qualities. And I say that with confidence because my family is one of those with open arms to mostly anybody unless you do something totally out of left field that makes it completely impossible to be around you. And he has this little boy doing and SAYING things little children shouldn’t do or say.
I told my mom he will never go with me anywhere because you’re never too sure of the things that come out of his mouth. Which is totally sad. Again… some people should just not have children. But those are usually the ones with 3 or 5!
:unsure:
Ummm… I’m sorry, did I read, ‘put up the next chapter?’
Giiiiiiirl… please don’t play with my emotions. :tongue:
well i really dont get presents, people just buy me stuff and i do my thing with it or play with it….. im just happy that i was blessed with my michael dream, i love dreams more than i like being awake…:ninja: but my baby got a s**tload of stuff and a thousand dolls and dressup stuff, shes walking around in play heels eating everybody chocolate (mikes) *inside joke* lol! im on you tube getting my sexy on (as usual) *another inside joke (literally lol! let me stop)* ok im a mes girl…. i need to take a cold shower, i dont know whats getting into me (here we go again) OH MY GOD! I JUST CANT STOP (loving you) i gotta go i can take it no more (yes you can its right here, i wont hurt you) stop these voices in my head please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *thud*………. :alien: WARNING: never mix the golden boy, the bad boy and dirty diana together.. this is what happens…. :whistle:
Aww.. walking around in play heels! I want one…how old is your daughter?
I know I’ll be the mom that let’s my little girl dress herself. She’ll be the kid with the wild curly hair, pink tutu, white tights and yellow rain boats!! lol
Rain boots, not boats.
:lol: lol
And Sabine, now you got me excited and refreshing every 5 minutes!!!! Darn you!!
I’m gonna walk away. Find something to occupy my time. I ‘could’ clean… but that’s too much like work. lolol
*lightly taps chin* ‘What to do, what to do???’