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15 Mar 2010

Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room

Bar Room, GIFs Pictures, Michael Jackson 5,390 Comments

 

Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want?  You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!

[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]

Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll  see about putting it on the menu!!!!

Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.

Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room.   :silly:   :cheerful:   Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!

After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!

N O W   S E R V I N G :

Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’

MENU LIST:

N E W  ON  THE  M E N U!:

 

DDD, also served by the bottle

 

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA:  Some of you addicts have been pretending.  And it’s really not necessary.  When you come into the bar, have a seat.  Your drink has already been prepared.  We’ll even serve you the bottle.  After all, it’s got your name on it.   :yes: :alien:      

Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots.  We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!


Bad Boy Shot

THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at  CCC already know that’s not all you want.  Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.

:pouty:     :sick:   Warning  (Drink Responsibly)

MJ

MJ, Too

 MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE!  We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow.  :whistle:

 

A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.

A Wet Sabah:  Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.

In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:

CHASTITY and UNLEASHED

Ms. CHASTITY

MS. CHASTITY:  Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.

Unleashed

UNLEASHED:   Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED.  We were there.  We captured it.  We bottled it.  Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.

Liquid CobraCrack™

Liquid CobraCrack ™

LIQUID COBRACRACK There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days!   Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod.  Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie.  Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now.  But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!

Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™.  Stock up now while supplies last.  Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand.  Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!

The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.

MINTY MIKE:  Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!!   A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!

Creamy Sabah

CREAMY SABAH:   Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah.  We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!

 

Pure

Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink  refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst  . . .  but alas not your desire.  Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.

:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying.   We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more.  People who met him basked in its warmth.  It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile.  He simply exuded it from his pores.   He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.

If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs.  It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long:  L.O.V.E.  Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson.  ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.

Chocolate Covered Mike

CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!

 

Sangre
 

SANGRE:  Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy  drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:

The Force - it has a lot of power!

THE FORCE:  This drink is served with a resuscitation kit.  I don’t’ think I need to say more!

The Prince Royale

THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and  you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal.  You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice.  He  enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.

Thug Passion

THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash.  The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink.  A favorite of our financially challenged customers.  What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.

THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )

THE MABHA:   A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!

THE GENTLEMAN

THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.

Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.

THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, homebrewed right here at CCC.

Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!

MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.

Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!

MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.

Holoma's Soup

HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!

Creamy Mike

Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme

CREAMY MIKE:   (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours.  You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger.  So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly.  BE WARNED:  This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush.  A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.

The Foreplay

THE FOREPLAY:  (Inspired by Martinigirl)  Trust me.  Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there.  No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink.  The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally.  Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights.  I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers.  It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above.  A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.

Golden Boy

THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand:  The Martini  . . .  shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )

The Thriller

THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too.  One sip, and your  hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink.  You can take it all day and never get tired.  Enjoy!

 

5,390 Responses to “Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room”

  1. Sabine says:

    oh, lord I didn’t mean to tease you girl!!!! I really got to get my mind right before I can put up tht chapter!!! this little thing I wanna do with the site is messing with my creativity!!!!!

    I can see YOU walking around with your heels and tu-tu!!! :lol:

    :wassat: OMG you’re right, about the people who shouldn’t have children having two three four, five — why the hell do they have them? They don’t seem to really want ’em :lol:

    It’s sooooooooooo sad! By the way, my neice she has a sister on the way. Due in March.

    :ermm: Nuf said.

    :silly: :face:

    Okay so this is a real Nooooore Easter in NY, the window is howling, snow blowing, crazzzy.

    :w00t: Crazzy like MjQuan – how many drinks did you have girl? If people buy you stuff and you play with ’em,aint that presents?

    :lol: at your cute little daughter, I can see her toooo!!!! Too cute. I wanna be a little girl again!!!!! I’m going to have a longgggg day. My neice goes to bed at 3:00 in the morning. She has no concept of a bed time!!!

    now father has no redeeming qualities, lord, I know a lot of girls with men like that — what the hell, did they have a sale?

  2. ladake says:

    OMG! Sabine. Yes, please stop teasing me.

    Jeez Louise,,girl! You know we get excited when we hear about our BB!

    Me in a tu-tu…. lol.. maybe next Halloween.

  3. Sabine says:

    I’m sure you”re gonna be super sexy!!! :whistle:

    No, I’m not a tease!!!!!!!!! You know I just hope when I do get this thing worked out, I can recapture where I was when I was ready to just put the finishing touches on the chapter. Ah well, everything happens for a reason. But I just hate when life get’s in the way of creativity, you know what I mean?

    But thanks to some wonderful members on the site (like YOU) I can have that to look forward to and know that this is all for a purpose!

  4. Sabine says:

    It’s 11:51 p.m., and my neice wants to go for a walk! :w00t: She says she has cabin fever.

    Jeeeeeezus!!!! I hate being cold! God help me, I gotta start bundling up! :lol:

    edit: my 16 year old neice, not the three year old!!! :lol:

  5. ladake says:

    HA! At first I thought you meant the 3 year old..

    Did you go out walking in NYC as freezing as I’m sure it is there? What was it, like minus 10 degrees???

    We know one can not rush creative genius… it just has to flow naturally. Though best believe we’re gonna be all up on that as soon as you post it!!!

    :heart: *sigh* Did I ever tell you how much I just love that story.

  6. ladake says:

    :cwy:

    Teena Marie passed last night, just like Mike IMO, extremely TOO young!

  7. Sabine says:

    Wow, Teena is gone? I’m feeling my age with all the people that i grew up with passing on. It’s so sad. I have to listen to Square Biz and Fire and Desire in her honor, that woman can sing!

    Yes, it is freezing cold outside, but last night it was more windy than cold. There were people stuck in the intersections, trying to get there car to move. It was crazy, Even the sanitation snow truck was stuck. I am snow bound myself, at least driving wise, ’cause my car is stuck in my garage with a mountain of snow in the drive way and the street. i won’t even bother trying to shovel it, ’cause if I do, the snow trucks will come and push all the snow right back in my direction.

    Ladake: We know one can not rush creative genius… it just has to flow naturally. Though best believe we’re gonna be all up on that as soon as you post it!!!

    Ladake::heart: *sigh* Did I ever tell you how much I just love that story.

    :w00t: Wow, creative genius???? Thanks!!!
    I can feel the love, I reallly can :wub:

  8. Frodes says:

    Hey Sabine…

    Just wanted to let you know that I still can’t see anything in the “Strung Out Addicts” section. I even logged out and logged back in.

    Well, I can see one thing in BBM which is the post you made about whether or not you were gonna continue writing but that’s it.

    Well, I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas!!! I got 2 Michael gifts so that was nice. =)

  9. Sabine says:

    Hi Frodes. as far as access, I haven’t done anything yet! I’m still trying to figure out what’s wrong. The BBM post about where I’d continue writing is not blocked at all. I was considering trying out another program and see if that works but Im trying to see if I want to go through the trouble or just stick with this one. Technical stuff that you guys could care less about I know!!! :lol:

  10. Frodes says:

    Oh okay, no worries. I’m sure it’s a big headache for you. It took me forever to try and work out wordpress. I eventually gave up and went to blogger which was still a bit confusing but I worked it out in the end. Internet stuff is just mental. I need to take a class where I can learn all of this stuff on my own. That way I will know what’s going on, LOL!!!

  11. Sabine says:

    I love WordPress- the possibilities are endless. Blogger was too limiting for me because I have so many ideas :lol:

    Working with Code is confusing, because it’s like it’s own language, but that in and of itself is kinda cool. I don’t have a headache I would say I’m more determined. After watching Social Network, I am inspired to learn more of it and the great thing about the internet, is knowledge is free!! So many people put up blog posts and tutorials, no need to take a class!!! That’s one of the things I love about the internet. But you got to be careful and sift through the misinformation ’cause some people put up stuff and they don’t know what the hell they’re talkin about. Put that code into your blog and *poof* a year worth of posts GONE.

    :w00t: Can you imagine that nightmare!?!?!

  12. Frodes says:

    I agree, WordPress is awesome. I just couldn’t figure out how to work it and even the online tutorials were confusing to me. I’m a visual learner and I need to watch someone do something so I know what the hell is going on, LOL!!!

    One of these days I met get myself a more professional blog but I just don’t have the energy to do that right now. Got too many real life issues going on to worry about a blog. :blink:

  13. MJQuan says:

    your comment is waiting moderation… WHAT????!!!!!! really where they do that at??? lol!!!! :lol:

  14. MJQuan says:

    wow… >>> wakes up, jump straight to the computer eating a candy cane<<<<<, SO ADDICTING, WHY SO ADDICTING????????? im sprung!!! :blush:

  15. Frodes says:

    I see improvements!!! I can now see the different chapters for each story. But I can’t click on the actual story yet. Hey, it’s another step forward. LOL!!!

  16. Sabine says:

    Hey everyone!!! OMG, i was in hell for a day — no internet!

    WTF!!!! :w00t:

    Okay, it seems that some — most people have access!?!?!?! Yay. I need to sleep on a real bed and get my head straight before I tackle this. I still have to add a whole bunch more. Plus, I’m DETERMINED to put up the new chapter!!!!!

  17. MJQuan says:

    ah another new and fresh day at ccc…… ah i can smell the soup, but i dont know if i want to try it because mama aint raising no babies… :ermm: :lol:

  18. Sabine says:

    Hey MjQuan, how are you today? I think I’m coming down with a little cold. Ugh, hate that. I actually have some REAL soup in the fridge that I’m going to have . Mhmmmmm. Hopefully that will fix me right up!!!!! I’m watching Dr. Drew and celebrity rehab. OMG, I LOVEEEEE him!!!! He is so sexy to me! :wub:

  19. Frodes says:

    I totally agree with you about Dr. Drew.

  20. Sabine says:

    He’s dreammy :wub: Intelligence and good looks plus emotional healthiness that can spot dysfunction a mile away — that’s my kinda man!!!!!!

    I just wanna hug him!

  21. MJQuan says:

    OH MY GOD!!! ITS OPEN!!!! *runs to the bar and gets ready to mix something up dangerous* WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! calm down girl, you know what happened to you last time you did that, you completely lost your mind!!! :getlost: ok ill get a thriller….. and a chocalate mike… ill lay off the mixed drinks for a while… :angel:

  22. Sabine says:

    Okay so now I just know you’re losing it :tongue: :lol: :cheerful:

    Happy New Years everyone!!!!! I’m early I know but better early than late!!!!!

  23. CherryLeigh says:

    Happy New Year Sabine, CCC and fellow addicts! 2011… the beginning of the first decade without Michael in as far as we can all remember. :cwy: But we’re still here and as for me, I think I will have nothing less than the time of my life. Wish you all the same + health, love, happiness and good luck! :heart:

  24. Sabine says:

    Happy New Year CCC!!!! Happy New Year Cherry!!!!

    I liked to think as Michael still here and watching over us or even doing his own thing. He’d done with this rat race!!!!! I can imagine his spirit soaring :wub:

    Wishing all of you guys health, love, happiness and peace for the New Year!!!!!

  25. Sabine says:

    Happy New Yearss!!!! Again!

    The sun is shining! I have a leak from all the snow on my roof and family drama, buttttttt,

    It’s the year of the rabbit!!!!! Coool. Ladake, if you’re around, what does it mean!?!!?!

    I logged from my daughter’s twitter account, giving her access and she was able to log in, so please tell me you’re able to see all the posts, you definitely have access. You too, MJQuan.

    Okay sooooo . . . i don’t want to speak prematurely but I think today IS THE DAY!!!! If you know what I mean.

    :whistle: :wink:

  26. MJQuan says:

    yay… im in now. i think it lets me in every now and then.. of course my new year sucked because i wasnt able to get into the bar last night.. :tongue: but i just had me some hot cocoa…… Prematurely huh? :whistle: oh crap, i have to do these 3 loads of clothes before 3, ill be right back..* grabs a thriller from the mini fridge, spot a LCC* maybe i could have one……. no no no… ok ill just have a thriller, i do need the energy*…. :biggrin:

  27. Sabine says:

    ha, ha! Mjquan, you’re the queen of mixing drinks :cheerful:

  28. ladake says:

    okay… I can post again!

    YAY!!!

    I was coming in here this morning to post, but got sidetracked by some ignorance.

    But ANYHOO…

    I woke up this morning early (surprisingly since I was up ALL night!) with a new sense of purpose. I just feel energized and focused…like I’m about to go out and conquer something.

    The year of the rabbit…it means peace, tranquility and diplomacy. 2011 corresponds with the element Metal which also means competitiveness and aggression.

  29. ladake says:

    Today is THE day??

    YES! Yes! YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

  30. Sabine says:

    wow, interesting stuff!!!! I wonder what it means for the world. We need less competitiveness and aggresion, well, I guess if it’s against the forces of evil, that’s good!!!!

    I’m glad you’re feeling energized, Ladake. Send that my way. I’m feeling like crap. This cold is kicking my butt, girl! :cheerful:

  31. ladake says:

    yeah, but I guess the two (rabbit and metal) kinda cancel each other out…or at least meet somewhere in the middle. Hopefully, anyway.

    Are you sick? Partied a little too hard there??? lol jk.

    I don’t really know any remedies for colds, other than oranges for the vitamin C. But I do hope you feel better.

  32. Sabine says:

    Thanks Ladake. I’m drinking orange juice like there’s no tommorow. I’m just a bit congested, which is unusual for me, but I was drinking milk when we were snowed in, so that’s what I get!!!!

    Good call on the rabbit and metal canceling each other out.

    :lol: To people who are not into this stuff we must sound crazy!!!!!

    Okay, sick or not, I’m still working on that chapter !!!!! :w00t:

  33. ladake says:

    LOL…

    It’s also a YIN year, too. Which means it possesses more feminine qualities…passive, etc… so that may help counter the Metal as well.

    It may sound crazy…but actually, Chinese astrology describes me to a T. I’m an Earth Sheep.

  34. MJQuan says:

    well i guess since i did my chores i can reward myself with a little “somethin’ somethin’ ” hmmm what shall i experiment on this time…. *looks at drinks * wow, all these drinks are really seductive……. any suggestions on what i should mix up now, (which wont make me loose my mind…. lol!)

  35. Sabine says:

    An Earth Sheep :wub: That sounds so cute!!!!!

  36. Frodes says:

    I wanted to come in last night and say happy New Year but I wasn’t able to log in. It keep going back and forth for me. But I’m here now so anyway…

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! I hope everyone had fun whatever they did. :biggrin:

  37. Sabine says:

    Yeah, this place went wacko last night for some reason. Hey Frodes Happy New Years to you too!!!

  38. MJQuan says:

    ill come back later, really busy

  39. Frodes says:

    Aw, I still have restricted access!!! And there’s a new chapter up!!!

    Sabine, do you think you can sort it out when you have a moment???

    I’ll be patient, BBM is TOTALLY worth it!!!

    :wink: :wink: :wink:

  40. Frodes says:

    P.S. I saw you latest post in “Changes @ CCC” and tried what you recommended. (I couldn’t find my cookies the last time.) Still no luck. I’m currently using Firefox but I have a Mac so I’m gonna try it on Safari and see what happens there.

  41. Sabine says:

    Hey everyone. Okay, it’s 10:18 pm., which is kinda early for me, but I think I’m gonna sit on down here and sip on a couple of cans of Liquid CC, because I just know some people are going to be asking me for another chapter and I have NO IDEA what to write next in BBM!!!! So may these cans will infuse me with some ideas.

    Then tomorrow, I’ll take off my creative hat and put on my technical hat and figure out what the hell is going on with this access thing.

    *snapping open a can, chugging it down, and reaching for another*

    :lol:

  42. ladake says:

    Well, I was actually trying to go to sleep, because tomorrow is a work day. I actually laid down for about an hour in the dark but couldn’t fall asleep because of a sinus headache! So I just got up and made myself some green tea… and came back here.

    And you don’t know what to write now…. but I’m sure you will later. Divine inspiration is so driving these wonderful stories.

    And about the access, I have it, but can only see the chapter if I come to the bar first, wait a few seconds, and then click on chapter 3. Not sure if that’s the same issue Frodes is having.

    I do know, this latest chapter is gonna give me sweet dreams tonight…. as soon as I can actually fall asleep that is.

  43. ladake says:

    Why did I just realize today is a holiday??!!!

    I’m up early this morning wondering why no one’s emailed me yet. Well, duh!

    It’s like finding money in your pocket that you didn’t know was there.

  44. Sabine says:

    Okay, wait a minuate — today is a holiday? Where? What holiday? Do tell!

    Did you get to sleep sooner than later? Hope you’re feeeling better. My cold is just lingering and I hate that. Feeling congested sucks!!!!!

    I don’t know about that access thing. I’m toying with the idea of putting in someting that will automatically log people out once they close their browser, so you guys won’t be getting all of these conflicting cookies. We’ll see.

  45. ladake says:

    LOL.

    Yes, yesterday was the observed day for New Year’s since it fell on a Saturday. Well, at least it was in my company.

    Did you also know that early this morning, there was a partial solar eclipse (new beginnings)?????? There is so much going on this year already it’s crazy. Good, though, but crazy.

    The green tea helps, I just have the sniffles.

  46. Sabine says:

    Everytime I hear the word Eclipse, I think of that stupid book! She’s ruined it for me !!! :pinch:

    :lol: Okay, now I get it. I’ve never worked in an office, so I miss out on stuff like that – knowing what’s a holiday and what’s not. I’ve always worked for myself. I am so ready for my new beginnings!!! I’ve been seeing 11:11 for over a year now!!!!! :tongue: :cheerful:

    I just redecorated my livingroom and diningroom so I feel really goooood. Nothing like redecorating to make you feel good.

  47. ladake says:

    Lucky you…. working for yourself. I’ve never done that, always worked for someone else. Of course, my ideal would be having the means so that I wouldn’t have to work at all!

  48. Sabine says:

    Girl, you and me both!!!!!!

    I don’t want to work to live, I want to live to work, if you know what I mean.

    Anyway, I’ve never worked a 9-5 in my life, and don’t know if I could, actually. I’ve always worked independently but even independent contrators have to depend on our contracts to pay the bills, so you get the dead beat who won’t pay or the one who is trying to squeeze as much work out of you as they can, and it’s the same rat race. Only difference is you can say, I won’t work with you anymore, so there’s more independence. Actually my observation is that everyone should work a three day work week, with two from home. I understand the corporate idea that if they don’t make a person come into the office, work won’t get done, but I swear, half the time workers nowadayes spend their day browsing the web and reading things like Cobracrack!!! :lol: :tongue:

    I’m watching one of my favorite movies, Enemy at the Gates with Jude Law, who I’m in love with as Vassaili Zaiytev, the soft spoken heart warming, sharp shooter with those gorgeous baby blue eyes :wub:

    You can’t help but fall in love with him. He’s the reluctant war hero, a simple farm boy who caught in the middle of World War II.

    Then they manage to introduce a Major Konig, also a soft spoken man with few words that some how while portraying a cold a heartless killer, manages to make you like him.

    Rachel Weiz is the love interest, and that the two manage to find love amongst all the carnage is a testament to the human being desire to survive, no matter what. There’s a bunch of other very interesting, full characters, and sub stories in the background. Love this movie!!!!

    I think I’ll do a Jude Law night and watch Cold Mountain next ! :wub:

  49. Sabine says:

    Good morning addicts!!!!

    :alien: I’ve been up all night and I don’t think I’ve made a lick of progress.

    If you have access, treasure it!!!!!

    I’m going back to my little corner of the world where I do my writing! :tongue:

    :wassat: actually, I should be sleeping huh? I swear I’m not tired though. When I do go to sleep, I’m going to have sweet dreams, because I watched Legends of the the Fall yesterday – well this morning.

    Brad Pitt in that movie :wub:

  50. MJQuan says:

    crap, my holidays are over and im back in this wretched place again sneaking on the computer, while theyre gone.. so you know how that is… lol!

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