15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
*walks into the bar*….
Hello Bartender!
I would like to order a drink.
What do you recommend? And YES! I AM of legal drinking age! “pulls out ID” SEE!!!
I want a creamy mike! :D
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Elmira!!! How many of those Creamy Mikes did you have!!!!?!?!?!
the after holidays blues suck for everyone MJQuan. Hang in there, though, we’re about to get hit with Valentines Day :wub: :tongue:
hahhahahaha only a few! it got me drunk!! LOLOL
Oooooh, okay!! I was wondering who was singing Human Nature so loudly!!!!!
What’s up Miss Sabine!!!
You’re gonna be getting a lot of snow again soon aren’tcha? Up to a foot in NYC.
I’m jealous!
Anyway, I’m so excited about tonight, all of my friends are getting ready for ‘The Game’ premiere like it’s a major event. Not sure if you watch that, but I was highly disappointed when it was canceled and now that it’s coming back on, there’s gonna be a party.
Hush your mouth!!!! I didn’t hear anything like that!!!!! :whistle:
Not watch? Do I have a choice? My daughter has been watchin’ the marathon repeats all day. I might even know what’s going on now!!!! Sounds like fun, wish I could come :smile: :w00t:
Well I hope tonight lives up to the hype.
My dad even likes this show! :lol: Which surprised me when my mom told me.
From what I’ve seen of it, it’s cool, a lot of drama though!!!!! :lol: :tongue:
I’m still heartbroken from when they canceled It’s a Different World, now THAT was my show!!!
I lovedadadid a Different World.
But that comes on now… TvOne every weeknight.
Dwayne and Whitley are still my all time favorite tv couple.
oh, shoot, i didn’t know it still came on!!!! :cheerful: I keep telling my daughter she should watch it!!!!
OMG, Whitley, she was a hot mess wasn’t she? But I lurrrrved how Dwayne would put her in her place.
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They just left us hanging with that show. I’ll never get over the trauma!!!!!
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Well she was pregnant at the end, so they probably moved to Japan and had 3 more kids who all speak Japanese and love to shop!
OMG, that’s right! I forgot about that. You know Dwayne changed so much in the show, and really now that I think about it, so did Whitney. I loved that!!!!! They both grew up! :wub:
wow!!! what day is it???? theyre having a mlk parade where im at in west palm but i am not going because you have to sit outside all day and i refuse to get burned up by the sun…lol!
Great article:
http://www.salon.com/life/internet_culture/index.html?story=/mwt/feature/2011/01/18/what_i_can_find_online&source=newsletter&utm_source=contactology&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Salon_Daily%2520Newsletter%2520%2528Not%2520Premium%2529_7_30_110
It’s freeeeeezing outside and I refuse to go anywhere for the rest of the night.
Hey Sabine!
Where is everyone??????
Girl this crazy weather in NY has me sick as a dog, and I NEVER get sick!!!! This sucks big time. I’ve been in bed all day :sad:
Aww…. well I hope you feel better. You’ve had a cold for a good little while now, no? Do you have green tea on hand? That usually helps me get rid of a cold quickly, especially since I don’t do medicine.
Welp, I had a cold got over it, and then Igot another one. I don’t do medicine either. I’d rather let my body fight it off but it’s very frustrating, :pinch: At least they come and go quickly so I shouldn’t complain, but I just don’t like being sick!!!!! Ugh!!!
Yay, Big Love is coming back on tonight!
How’d you like the Game, the season premiere — I didn’t really watch it, but my daughter said she didn’t like that they changed the daughter, even though the last actress couldn’t act.
Big Love’s season premiere was a trip. They introduced a whole lot of new plots ’til you didn’t know whether you was coming and going, but I have love/hate relationships with a lot of the characters.
The lead, Bill, who is the husband of the three wives, God, I can’t stand him!!! lol!!!! :biggrin: I just want them all to leave him but I know they won’t!
I know. I usually get a cold once a year though, it’s strange. But it only lasts about 2 or 3 days where I’m constantly blowing my nose…. no coughing or anything like that, just severely stopped up. I’m usually in bed for those 2 days with a trash can by my bed, buried under boxes of kleenix tissues. It’s not a pretty sight!
Oh I hated that they changed the daughter.
She doesn’t look like a ‘daughter’ who is supposed to be, what, 12 or 13. She looks like a mini-adult. When she first got out the car, I thought it was one of Kelly’s groupie friends. It turns out the new Brit-Brat is related to one of the executives down in Atlanta, a niece or something like that. They didn’t even ask the original girl to do the show, which is sad because even though neither of them can really act in my opinion, the old Brit Brat actually looked like she could really be their daughter.
Other than that, it was okay, a little rushed.
I liked the second episode better. Some parts I thought were silly. But I did crack up at that song Jason did. Dip and Pitts! OMG you HAVE to youtube it. It’s like the new ‘Hide ya kids, Hide ya wife’ :biggrin:
That sounds funny Ladake!!! I plan on catching the premier and a couple of episodes when they do the marathon! So much better not to wait for the new episodes.
You know when I get a cold, it’s more of sneezing coughing, hardly congested. But this one was more aches and pains and a nasty head ache. But I’m on my 3rd day, and I’m feeling a lot better. It just makes me feel so much compassion for people who are chronically ill. God, I don’t know how they do it. They must be very strong!
Well I’m glad you’re feeling better!
And you’ll definitely be able to catch it, they show it everyday almost.
What’s up with you? No traveling coming up or are you relaxing?
LOL… Tomorrow I’m flying to Ottawa of all random places and sometime next week or after, I’ll be in Houston.
It’s been quiet since the holidays, thank God, but that seems to be over for now.
Girl I don’t know how you do it. FLying is not my most favorite past times. Have you ever seen Up and — god, the movie with George Clooney — :pinch:
Oh, yeah, Up in the Air?
I liked that movie a lot. Any way, it was all about a person who spent most of his life on air planes. If you haven’t watched it, you might like it. :smile:
I saw the previews but I haven’t watched.
But I have had some fun times in airports. You meet very interesting people. Some you end up being friends with still years later. It happens. It’s just like a mini city I guess.
Then two movies I recommend: The Terminal, for humor and laughs, and Up in the Air, more of the same, but also a beautiful exploration of life and our choices. :smile:
I haven’t seen either one.
Wait….. Up in the Air wasn’t the animation about the old man and the house flying away with a bunch of balloons, is it?
:biggrin:
That was UP!
:wub: A very beautiful movie, too.
But definitely, girl, if you’re flying all the time, you need to see those movies!!! Even if you watch them on flight!
Nevermind me. You said that. I’ve heard of Up in the Air, not The Terminal. I’ll have to google it.
I see you made it to Ottawa safe and sound! How’s the weather over there? Cold or what? The Terminal is kind of like a comedy, it’s with Tom Hanks. He get’s stuck in the airport when his country goes to war and ceases to be a country — something like that :lol:
It’s crazy, but funny!!!!!
Oh I remember that now.
Okay. I used to like Tom Hanks…. I think it all went downhill for me after he did that stranded movie.
Ottawa is EXTREMELY and UNCOMFORTABLY cold. But I’m too tired to notice. I’m not here for long and I’m already ready to be home. It’s a pretty city, just too cold to enjoy.
That Stranded movie?
:lol: You’re talking about Castaway?
I liked that movie :smile:
Ottawa sounds cold girl. You KNOW I don’t envy you!
as if the fact that he’s laying half asleep on his Daddy wasn’t cute enough! :wub:
awwwww thats so cute……. my babydoes stuff like that too but shes worse… well be in the store shopping and standing in line then shell just burst out screaming real loud “BEAT IT!!!!!!! BEAT IT!!!!!” messing up the rest of the song lol! and people turn around and look at me and i cant do nothing but blush and chuckle and just look down on the floor…. but yay im finally free now… all aboard lets partay!!!!!! grabs a thriller…. :lol:
Kids are so cute! I love ’em :wub: :heart:
Oh my, he is tooo cute!
lol
Are you preparing for the ice storm.. or snow or whatever it is? I’m hoping the ice bypasses the DC metro altogether. I don’t like ice at all!
I’m gonna start calling you Cold Mizer, poppin’ up here with your bad news about the weather all the time! :pinch: :tongue:
lol
But this is supposed to be a record breaking storm (weather fascinates me on some level) and covering over 29 states I believe.
I am ready for the spring though. Right now it’s a cold mess outside. And all the snow is a dirty gray.
Also,
(not weather related) there is a movie -true movie- on lifetime I’m watching right now with Taraji Henson called Taken From Me.
and can you believe that people still say global warming is not real?
What’s the movie about? I just spent a wonderful day troubleshooting this place. We almost lost every single thing on here, period. i changed one thing, and the whole site disappeared!!!!
Talk about bitter tears. :cwy:
I swear, I can’t write when I’m doing this technical stuff and I don’t like doing it at all. Other than when I fix it, it’s really no fun to me. Thank God I was able to delete some things and start from scratch, but now I can’t get it back to how it was. :sad:
That’s a hint to all the folks who write me to say, HELP!!!! I CAN’T LOG INTO THIS PAGE!!!! Pretty much if you’re on something new and you can’t see CCC, go back to the old thing you were using!!!! :tongue:
There is the new ‘here is your post’ type page after I submit.
I’m glad you were able to get it back. I’m sure your heart and soul is in this site and losing it would be upsetting. You don’t do back ups?
The movie…..
http://www.mylifetime.com/movies/taken-from-me-tiffany-rubin
Basically the son’s father lies about taking the son on vacation and ends up kidnapping him.
Yes, there are backups, but basically that’s a last resort, because it takes forever, and it never works the way it should, basically something is always missing.
Like I can’t get the site back to the way it was now. One of the programs, the one that let’s you guys log in, won’t load any more. I had to find another one. And the thing is, you don’t want to keep trying new programs, and then mess things up even more!
:pinch:
I usually don’t care for lifetime movies,but that looks like a good one.
What’s the page look like that you’re talking about? I’m trying to post on Google chrome now to see how it looks on here with Google.
oh, forget it. I see it now! *sigh* It’s going to be a loooooooooooong night :sad: :dizzy:
Okay is it too soon to say I’m back in business and happy? :smile:
This is a test comment! Wish me luck! . . .. okay, so far so good!
Phewww :cheerful:
wow.. were going through similar things… lke on my phone, i can log in, but i cant comment, ive logged in to ccc from so many different places its ridiculous, i gotta rig this phone t get to what i want it to be…. thats after i got out the hospital for having bronchitis, including migraines and shortness of breath.. and im terrified of taking these pills they prescibed to me.. i might get high or something… :dizzy: ive been going through some stuff…. :sick: i took one and i threw it up five minutes later, i know its DISCGUSTING… but its going away now.. gotta do laundry now.. (as usual, everyday) love ya :wub:
That’s what I’m talking about! That’s what I wanna hear.
Hope you feel better. Take care of YOU, girl, ’cause if you don’t do it, no one will do it for you.
I was watching Castaway today and I thought of you, Ladake :smile:
I really liked that movie!!!! :tongue: