Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room

Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
- MJ
- Bad Boy Shot
- Ms. Chastity
- Chocolate Mike
- Liquid CobraCrack™
- Creamy Mike
- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
- DDD, also served by the bottle
- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
- Holoma’s Soup
- Holoma’s Soup
- L.O.V.E. Shot
- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
- Mikegasm
- Minty Mike
- Mr. M & Mrs. M
- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
- Prince Royale
- Prince Michael’s Pure
- Sangre
- The Force
- The Foreplay
- The Gentleman
- The Thriller
- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.

Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
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DDD, also served by the bottle

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!

Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)

MJ

- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED

Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.

Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!

The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!

Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!

Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.

:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.

Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!

SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!

The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.

Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.

Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.

Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!

Creamy Mike

Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.

The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.

Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!

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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
Glad you got everything working again the way you want it Sabine.
And yes, that was a good movie. I’m sure they’ll air it again. I don’t normally do lifetime movies either, but I like Taraji and I enjoyed that…. though the segment they had after the movie, with the real Tiffany and her real son was just as interesting. They explained everything regarding how she got her son back from Korea.
I thought it was silly.
I can’t imagine something like that happening to me. I would hunt that man down like a dog!!!! :pinch:
Thanks for your well wishes about the site. I’m sure it can becoming annoying hearing me bitch and moan about it, but imagine how I feel on my side!!!!! Especially when I have to watch the people trying to “sneak” in here. It’s kinda of funny and annoying at the same time. I guess I should admire their tenacity. Now I don’t even think I fixed everything but I’m trying. Meanwhile, what I’d like to do is really finish up this wedding I’m supposed to be writing about! :tongue: :lol:
Now I can’t believe you thought that movie was silly! :lol:
Well, everyone to his own taste. I thought it was very poignant and meaningful. But then again, I always fantasize about living like that!!!! So that may be my fascination.
Sneaking in, really? lolol
I can sympathize I guess. I mean before I even know about this place (thanks to a haircare board I often frequent) I had read, or attempted to read, other stories about Mike. Let’s just say they were less than stellar and leave it that.
And this is that crack right?? So you’ve cut off their supply and they’re just trying to do anything to get to it! :lol:
OMG, this made me laugh! Yep, I guess that’s about it. When I look at it like that, it makes perfect sense!!!! :lol: :cheerful:
Happy Year of the Chinese New Year!
:cheerful:
It’s officially the year of the rabbit.
Is that good for ME? I was born in the year of the Boar! I swear, everything that could go wrong IS going wrong in my life. Nothing drastic, just little things that I have to fix, like my car check engine light coming on, a leak in the roof, tenants moving, my bank cancelling the way I pay my bills so I have to scramble to find another way — just so much that I’m responsible for. I’m going to look at my horoscope because I think I need a TIME OUT! :tongue: :silly: :lol:
Ahhhh, here we are. Anyone who doesn’t believe in horoscopes, please explain THIS (from my personal horoscope):
Sweeping changes ***
Valid during many months: Now is the time to make sweeping changes, not only in your consciousness, but also in the circumstances in which you live. Conditions that have been developing slowly will force major changes upon you now. If you are flexible, you will be able to start a whole new phase of life, even though you may have thought that the time for new starts in your life is past. You will have a new birth of awareness, and you will be able to deal with your life unhampered by old patterns of thought that have limited you.
But if you cannot adapt and be flexible, this will be a period of great turmoil and stress as you try desperately to hold on to circumstances, possessions and relationships that no longer have any real function in your life. What you are trying to save is not something real, it is only an illusion.
The impetus for change may come through persons who present you with many upsetting surprises, all of which show that your life is no longer what is was. The key point to recognize is that this process is not bad for you, it is just upsetting at first until you get into the flow of events. It can be quite exciting and will certainly inject an element of youth into your life again, with the advantage that now you will have the wisdom to handle it properly.
— Well, I say BRING IT ON :smile:
As long as I’m healthy and breathing, I can handle anything! :cheerful:
So now you have a period of agitation that you have to go through? Doesn’t look like it will last long, but hey, that’s how pearls are made! And this says your supposed to come out on the other end wiser.
Plus you seem flexible and level headed so I believe you’ll be fine.
I love that you don’t think I’m crazy!!!! I went through a really rough period a few years ago. My horoscope read like a horror story. It was terrible!!!! I was like, God, please give me a break!!!!! If I can go through that, girl, I can make it through everything.
It’s funny to me, you know the saying goes, the stars don’t dictate, they compel. So when a horoscope reads like that, I often sit back and wonder, how much can I control?
Like my horoscope says with three different influences that I’m supposed to have a confrontation with someone in the next two days. It says even if I try to avoid it, I will have it anyway, but just unconsciously.
I did have to have a conversation with my tenants. I’m hoping that was it. :tongue:
No I don’t think you’re crazy. I try to keep up with my daily horoscope too, sometime it applies, sometimes it doesn’t. Right now I’m supposed to be on this philosopher mode which could be good or could, too, lead to arguments. So who knows. *shrugs*
I think it’s a time everyone has a potential to be aggressive, passionate and short tempered.
But I read both my sun sign (Gemini) and ascendant (Aries) to try to get a full picture.
IF you’re interested, Ladake, this is where I read: http://www.astro.com
I just don’t read sun or ascendant, I read a reading of my influences (planetary combinations) based on my chart. I find that that gives me the best reading. Best of all, it’s free!!!!
And who don’t like free? :smile:
‘SQUEEEEE!’ So I’ve finally, finally found a really good book. I know you don’t read while you write (is that kinda like drinking while driving?? :tongue: j/k) but I would definitely recommend you adding it to your long list. – if you haven’t by chance already read it – ‘Nobody’s Hero’ by Melanie Harvey.
And thanks for the site, it’s pretty good. I’ve bookmarked it.
Ooo, I’m happy for you :smile: Finding a good book/story is liking finding gold. What it’s about?
You know, I have been reading. Linda Howard. She’s written a few books that I really like, some that I’ve read over and over. But you know, I grabbed one of her books that I have, ’cause I was going to be on the train. Um, It was called, Now You See Her — and as much as I love Linda, this book was so corny. I kind of cringed in embarrassment when I read some of the dialogue. It was that bad. Which is so amazing, because there’s a few of her books, like I said, that I absolutely love!!! Her leading men, though, are always the same — alpha males, which can be kind of sexy in fantasy but NOT so much in reality.
The reason I read her again is because I’ve been watching Bourne Identity all week, my new favorite movie. Not ’cause I haven’t seen it. I watched it again and all of a sudden I now love it!!! :lol:
Anyway, enough about her. I’ve been thinking. I need to give you some kind of Bar patron of the year award. All of our other regulars have gone into hiding! Not the one I kicked out of course :tongue:
:lol: :biggrin: We need to make this place a nice cozy corner, ten members who actually participate with no agendas! What do you think?
:silly:
I’ve never heard of her, but I’ll try to check it out. I’m always in search of good book: read, – good fictional, don’t have to think since my day job is so grueling, can lose myself in a wonderful fantasy world – type of book. I.E. BBM. lol
Meanwhile, this book is so unlikely, since it’s about a white rapper and an authoress. I don’t even like rap music, not really, especially not your Eminem types. *shudders* But this book was recommended to me by a friend and I started reading it and it grabbed hold and hasn’t let go yet. It’s really, really, really good, and I haven’t even finished reading it. But I’m excited about finding it. :biggrin:
And yes, where is everyone?!?!?! I miss the usual suspects. But I can’t help it, I have a few places I check in regularly. This is one of those places.
And bar patron? :lol: I don’t know, maybe an honorary bar patron, since I’m the person that goes to the bars (no, really) and sips on a Shirley Temple while pointing and laughing at all the intoxicated folks.
oh yeah, im in DA BAR feelin’ good need to get a drink because i live on the internet. lol!
Hey MjQuan. :smile:
Ladake, I’m not much of a drinker myself, that’s why virtual drinking is cool!
A white rapper! :lol: That sounds like a book I would never pick to read, but those sometimes make the BEST kinds of stories! Definitely putting that on my list! Is it an urban love story, though? I always kinda hate those, ’cause they are sterotypical, but I’m open to being proven wrong.
:lol: @ “the usual suspects”. Honorary Bar Patron it is!
No, I don’t like urban fiction. I don’t think I’ve ever read any either.
This story, without giving too much away, is about the unlikely attraction between a woman who’s just starting to make it big as an author – kinda self help – and a certain rapper of whom she’s also a huge secret fan. They actually meet for the first time in real life on a show (I’ll leave it at that) and can’t seem to stay away, even though she knows he’s all wrong for her. The book also touches on the famous or semi-famous and the intrusiveness of the media, as well as what one will give up for fame. It kinda reminded me of your stories to…. kinda.
And the dialogue!!!! The story was really spot on. I read it less than 2 days.
ha ha! i just uploaded a video of me dancing to billie jean with the outfit on on my tumblr.. lol! you have to see it mjquan tumblr (or whatever its called, i followed you, watch it when you get the time, it will make you smile girl, cuz’ im so silly… lol! (grabs a thriller) might make another video lol!
Hey MjQuan, dancing up a storm, huh? Good for you. I will check it out if I have the time. i really just go on tumblr to reblog pics. :smile: But it sounds like you had a blast.
Wow Ladake, now I want to really read that book!!!
Hey Ladake,
I just looked up that book on Amazon, and I can get it on the Kindle for 1.49 (I know, it’s horrible!) but I’m going to download it and let my daughter read it!
Then I’ll read it :tongue:
That’s where I got it.
And 1.49 is waaaay cheap and I really think it’s worth much, much more than that (especially considering some of the crap I’ve paid $7.50 for).
Let me know if your daughter likes it. I started reading it again on the plane!
Meanwhile, I’m in New Orleans for the first time ever and I realize that I’ve completely romanticized the city thanks to the Feast of All Saints. I don’t know what I was thinking. I went down Bourbon st and canal in the French Quarter and it looks…. You know, I realize that the 1st level, street level, is just bars and restaurants and strip joints (so tacky), but the 2nd and 3rd stories of the buildings look like what I had envisioned. It’s the style of the buildings I guess. It got too dark, so I’m going to see the St Louis Cathedral tomorrow, but I think I need to go see the plantation homes. Though I’m here for work so I don’t have much time. Good thing is, I’ll be back in May for vaca.
But the whole time I’m thinking to myself, this is NOT the New Orleans that Marcel and Annabella saw! :tongue: Of course, that was the 1840s…
Of course, that was the 1840s
Yeah, if it’s a good book, $1.49 is criminal. You know I believe a writer should be paid for her/her work!
My sister went to New Orleans this summer — well, I don’t speak to that one, so I only knew ’cause her daugher posted pics on FB, much of what you mentioned, bars and such (reminds me of Las Vegas) I heard the French Quarter is the ONLY part of New Orleans that has recovered from the flood, if you know what I mean; that there are parts that you wouldn’t want to see. I hate to think it, but I think its true.
You are the traveling fool though! I admire you that. Haven’t been to New Orleans yet at all. But one day. :smile:
Yeah, I wish I could’ve gotten here before Katrina.
The food’s good though. And I think it’ll enjoy the river front more. I don’t know if bourbon street is my scene.
And I only travel because of work. Which I wouldn’t do if there was more than just me… like a husband or child or something. I tell folks, no pets, no plants, so I don’t have to worry about anything dying when I leave the house.
Well, have a margarita for me, even if it’s a virgin!
You know I meant to read that story tonight but things didn’t work out like that. First of all, I’m trying to finish up TTWC and I have BBM4 on the brain like crazy. It won’t let me write it. It all started when I tried to take a scene that I “received” for Sabah and turn it into a Saniia scene, being that they’re the same person and all, but the Gods of Fiction were like, uh, uh, uhhhhh, that’s not what we sent you. So I had to put everything aside and write that scene for Sabah, and now BBM won’t leave me alone!
:lol:
MJQuan :smile:
Go ‘head with your bad self. I just watched your video. Too cute. I’m trying to put it up here but it is not working. Michael is probably cheesin’ real hard!!!!
Here’s the link for everyone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzLD9UvgQN4&feature=player_embedded
lol! oh no, i told you girl, im so silly… i watch michael so much that i kinda had no choice but to learn some moves… man i am aching, and feening for a chapter *scratches neck* im just going act all nonchalant about it *whistles*..
Yeah, stop trying to snatch Sabah’s moments! lol
And you changed the background… it’s supposed to be white now, right? I like it. It makes it easier to read the text.
Hey Ladake!!!!! You’re back home! :smile:
So how was the rest of your stay in New Orleans?
I really have to learn not to mess with divine inspiration. It’s funny, TTWC, I can rewrite and change, but not BBM and never CBM, everytime I tried I just wasted hours and hours!
So when I tried to change Sabah’s scene into Saniia’s scene,
:lol: It didn’t work! I just couldn’t finish it! Then when I said okay, it’s Sabah’s scene, I get it. Walla, it was started flowing again. It’s like turning on a faucet.
You know I think the white and gray is kinda plain! I like the black better so this is just temporary!
:heart: Happy Valentines’ Day!!
Welllllll, it’s been a really long time since i had a drink here but the sun is shining and it feels like Spring is finally on the way and just for this special day i’m gonna go crazy and have a Creamy Mike + a shot of L.O.V.E…. :wub: :heart: :wub: :heart:
Hope all are well …
For V.Day I got the traditional roses and chocolate covered strawberries….
and a kid home sick with a stomach bug… :sick:
Hey Gracie!!!!! :smile:
Happy Valentines Day to you too !!!!! *picture me running to get a glass and a bottle*
I’m up to my ears in flowers and taffeta and frosting — last minute wedding decorations you know
:whistle:
lol girl i been trying to get in for the longest, ive used the password and everything, did it change? whats going on? any tips or can you email me it/ PLLLEEASEEE?
Girl, I never said anything about a password! :lol:
that what happened to me when i press the button that says click HERE, then it says this post is password proteted and what nt… Oh *looks up* girl i just read that locked door sign… *whistles* um… sooooo…. :whistle: LOL! :biggrin: :lol: :ninja:
lol is right! You addicts are too much! :silly: :tongue: :lol:
ok so now the freaking page doesnt exist WTF??? panicking here… i will not sleep until this issue at hand is resolved at once…. LOL!old time talk…LOL even more…
Ladake, close the door! YOu’re letting that cold air in :tongue:
What are you doing back there again so soon, poooor thing!
Ha!
It’s just work, a potential project. If you really want to know, I’ll email ya.
:tongue:
:lol: I just always seeing you logging in from all these different places, when I saw Ottawa again, I wanted to tease you! Hope you don’t mind! I’m nosy, but I’m not that nosy!
(actually I am, but I can curb my curiosity mos times!).
I just watched — well, I am watching, I Should Have Died, on A&E — I don’t know why I liked to watch things like this. It’s stories about people who go through near death experiences.
I watched a crew of sailors who survived being in shark infested waters for 48 hours with no food and water, under the grueling sun in the Gulf of Mexico.
I watched a man who climb Mount Everest at 50 years old and then on his way day succumb to um, damn, what was it, it’s oxygen deprivation but there’s a name for it because the lack of oxygen causes fluid to leak in your brain and causes swelling. He basically starts hallucinating and goes in and out of a coma. Get this, he’s left for dead when he passes out the last time and wakes up after they’re gone with no supplies, nothing, because they took it to give it to his family as a last memory — wtf, right?!?!?!?!!!!!
:w00t: He is suffereing from hyperthermia when by the grace of God the last crew of climbers for that day find him and call in for a rescue team. But it’s not like they carried him out. He has to WALK — so he prod and pull him along, on the brink of death. But he survives losing only the tips of his fingers and one toe to frostbite.
Now I’m watching this guy who’s ship goes down in the middle of the atlantic ocean. He survives on a raft for SEVENTY SIX DAYS!!!
I wish I would have saw that before I wrote the first part of that last chapter of TTWC :tongue:
I’m not really a fan of the ablum, so I’ll just put the link here:
It’s the Making of Michael, a documentary with interviews with all the producers of the songs on the album:
http://www.deejay.it/dj/music/artist/special/video/965/4412/Michael
Hey dear!
Is what you posted earlier this month regarding your horoscope in line with what you’re going through now???
Is this the diamond from the pressure moment?
Giiiiiiiiirl, you know I think so!!!!! My type A personality.
I always get so crazy when things go wrong. I really need to let go and let God in that sense, you know to know that I can’t control everything in my life. One thing that I thought was a amazing — I was researching how to recover a post that I’ve lost and I found this little gem. It was a comment that this woman made, she lost her a post she’d written and commented this:
I thought :w00t: Yep, this is what I need to do!!!!!
lol…. I am soooooooo NOT type A.
But the general idea of that is good advice no matter the situation. You can’t control other people, and unfortunately, some people are just evil and get kicks out of making others miserable. And it is best to ignore folks like that, though sometime it’s not always possible.
I am very good at ignoring! :tongue:
I was visiting my parents this past weekend and my mother said that exact thing to me. lololol (Which is sometimes a good and bad thing)
Which part did your mother say to you, that you’re good at ignoring?
Not controlling people, I learned that lesson a couple of years ago!!!! :lol:
Now I can ignore people, I’m actually much better than I used to be ’cause some behaviors used to piss me off. But seriously, how do you ignore a stalker? That’s a serious question. If you have any words of wisdom I want to hear it!
People stalk me — they will seriously NOT leave me alone; it’s like they reeeeeeeeeeeallly need me to pay them attention, it’s beyond weird. Some behaviors are just annoying, some of it is down right alarming. I always wonder what in the world do they want from me!
:wassat: :w00t:
She said I was very good at ignoring people.
Now stalkers….. fortunately, I can say I’ve never had the experience, so no, I really don’t know how you can handle that… especially in cyberspace.
ooooh, okay. Gotcha. What I learned about myself a while ago is unfortunately or fortunately, depending on how you look at it, people seem to be very attracted to me in real space and cyberspace; doesn’t matter, and when you have that kind of magnetism, you attract both the good and the bad. I think I mentioned that to you a while ago. Well, I’m still trying to figure out how to handle the bad ones. :pinch:
i thought ill just stop by real quick and say hello, i know im here all the time (like your typical addict lol!) :lol: i just cant help it.. im an internet freak!!! and slightly weird also.. but hey being weird is the new normal isnt it? :cool:
So you’ve changed your screen name to QueenSabine?
:tongue: You’re gonna have folks coming in here talking about, ‘All hail the Queen!’ lol Which would be well deserved praise based off of your writing skills alone.
I also just wanted to stop in and say I’ll probably be M.I.A. in the upcoming 3 weeks. I’m going to be extremely busy for work (which is a good thing I suppose) and may not be able to stop in like normal.
….. Of course, if I see any updates from you I may just have to say Screw IT! and drop everything to come in here to read more about my favorite guy.
Yes! I was ordained the other day — wait a minute, that’s if you become a priest right? Lol!!!
Aww thank you, flattery will get you everywhere!!!
I also just wanted to stop in and say I’ll probably be M.I.A. in the upcoming 3 weeks. I’m going to be extremely busy for work (which is a good thing I suppose) and may not be able to stop in like normal.
….. Of course, if I see any updates from you I may just have to say Screw IT! and drop everything to come in here to read more about my favorite guy.
How sweet of you. Well, now it’s official, you have a life!!!!!!!!
Don’t worry, CCC is going to be here, and remember what I wrote about stepping away from social networking, so I think three weeks being too busy to gt on line is GOOD!!!!
Take this Liquid Crack to go, MjQuan :silly: :tongue:
:heart: :wub: im innocent… i hav:alien: ent done nothing wrong next week… :whistle: