15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
That’s why I updated — all feelings are valid, I read over what I said and I didn’t want anyone to think that I was saying showing sadness met your were not “tough” — that is so far from the truth! IMO, The strongest people are people who CAN show deeper emotions like sadness.
It’s just that I hate to see people manipulated by the media. It’s good, I think, for your children to see you cry, especially if you’re a man. Society is always telling men they can’t cry. Is it a wonder they can be so angry!!! Oh, and children know when we’re sad too, even though we try to hide it. They have that sixth sense thing going, at least that’s been my experience.
So what am I trying to say *taking a deep sip of my Creamy Mike* (You know how alcohol makes people think they’re a whole lot smarter than what they are.)
*Standing on top of the bar* The feelings that the media manipulate from us are negative and designed to be that way — so they’re not coming from a genuine place; they’ve been manufactured so to speak. And as a writer, I know ALL about that, how you write something just so the person can feel a certain way when they read it.
We don’t need to waste our time being sad over their made up, pumped up, trumped up stories. If we’re going to be sad, let it be from a genuine positive place : )
Now pass me a Prince Royale!
Sabine, I try to look at it like you but I can’t. Although his body was tired… tell it to his children.
*off to the “Sweetest smile room”*
:cwy:
Annie, It’s a hard concept to understand. (((((((((((((((((biggest hug)))))))))))))))))) There is worth in being sad. It’s okay to be sad. I cry about Mike too, and when I do, I write a chapter or create something from the sadness.
Listen to Stranger in Moscow, such beauty came from such sadness. And I’m grateful because it is such a beautiful song, and it will last forever.
So in this way, Michael is not gone at all. He is here, peices of him — with us forever. His children will hurt and mourn and cry, a thousand times, but they will come to accept that he physically is gone. If they can embrace that his spirit is still here, wow, that is such a beautiful gift.
Sometimes when I write a particularly touching part of the story, I can FEEL Michael’s energy all around me :)
You know what I love about being a writer — everyone one of us, our lives, is just a bunch of stories, at the end of the day, that is who we are — our stories.
:biggrin: Passing a Prince Royale!!! Cheers Sabine
:biggrin: Annie please let me cheer you up girl. Come with me to that magical landscape with snow capped mountains, lush green meadows covered in flowers, the turquoise lake, Michael is looking so happy there right now you know. Lets go and push him down a hill, and tickle him till the cows come home!!!!
Ooooo, Sonia, he looks so cute with his big smile and that HUGE HALO — how does he keep it on while we’re tickling him!!!! Listen to that laughter, OMG, it just warms my heart!
I’m sorry, I’m so sorry really. I can’t, I can’t see it. I guess it’s just one of those days, before I just broke down with WYBT (my “taboo” song) and it seems it really hit hard. Please, sorry.
*wraps herself in a blanket and curls up in bed*
Annie, don’t be sorry . . . it’s for you to see when you’re ready to see it. Be kind to yourself, sweetie :heart: Go spend time in Da Recovery room (((((((((((((((BIG HUG))))))))))
*Annie enters the Bar, still wrapped in the blanket, puffy eyes, a weird clownish makeup trace running down from her eyes because of the mascara run, but calmed down… and takes position behind the bar, waiting for MartiniGirl to come*
Ok, I’m gonna have a Prince Royale, that’s the drink now, although it would feel so good on me it will become the King Royale. Who wants some? : )
Sabine, you know, thinking about your message before, you should invent some “Halo” drink or something like that, when all we need is some big hug and to “feel” something of him around us (not Gentleman style). Just like this:
:wub:
Hey baby girl… why the frown and tears?
I left you a funny comment in the sweetest Michael room too this afternoon… bahaha!
Reading through all of today’s posts…. interesting times I see!
So what are we having.
Ohhhhhh Sabine – we need a HALO drink – just like Annie is suggesting! :sideways:
Wohoo, the cocktail master is here! I was beginning to picture myself all alone in the Bar, with my blanket and talking to myself… what an image.
(Sonia, girl, you mean something like that with “seeing landscapes”? – Seriously, a big hug girl, though I couldn’t “see” it, the happiness you were feeling while you were seeing it really arrived here, and it’s a long way to go!)
come on ladies…
I am up for a couple shots…
I got one more MRI tonight with Nurse Ratched so i wanna be on the ball!
:biggrin: Count me in MartiniGirl
:heart: I’ll have whatever you’re having, preferably a shot of L.O.V.E.
*comes back to the Bar breathless*
How do you do that? You’re so fast! Tell me what you’re drinking!
:ninja:
Buttoms Up Sonia…
This girl is ready to roll..
Annie… where are you? I think you mixed up the sweet smile room with the sweetest Michael room.. THERE is a difference you know… (shhhhh Ihave a key to all those rooms) :ninja:
*magic and pixie dust*
LOL I am a seasoned professional – remember I am the BLOG drunk!
I will drink whatever.. mama is thirsty!!
Sonia!
MartiniGirl – I meant the “Sweet smile Room”. Key? What key? There are keys…? Like locking keys…?
Uh :w00t:
:w00t: MartiniGirl if you have a set of spare keys, give me a pair girl!!
:biggrin: Michael sometimes likes to try and get away in the recovery room so I’ll have to lock him up tonight. He’s been a “Bad” boy lately.
:wub: Maybe I should go get those handcuffs that Sabah used on him eh????
*shaking my head*
me and my BIG yap..
BLOG drunk my arse… BLOG ditwit tonight.
*handing over one set of keys to Annie and another to Sonia*
(hiding the keys to the sweet smile room in my bossom)
Time for a LOVE shot… then off to the twitcy nurse!
MartiniGirl talking about sex in churches, Sonia handcuffing “Bad” Michael…
…and me with my blanket O_ô
:biggrin: Ooooo!
:devil: Sounds like Michael is in “TROUBLE” tonight!!
:biggrin: Michael you can run but you can’t hide…(((Help))) he’s trying to get away, Michael (((running)))
WAIT…..
:biggrin: Just caught a hold of him by the back of his pants!!!
:heart: Hey MartiniGirl, Annie get ova here ladies….He’s too much for me to handle, I need help holding HIM!!!
hold him Sonia… hold him.
Annie… hurry up and get that blanket off yer head
:biggrin: OH MY GOD
:lol: Can you ladies BELIEVE IT!!!
Michael’s bribing me!!! He’s saying if I let him go he’ll sing to me all night…..YEAH RIGHT MICHAEL!!!! He fooled me last time with that one last time, and feel asleep flat on his face snoring till the cows came home!!!
:devil: SORRY MICHAEL….NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE THIS TIME!!!!
:w00t: Annie hurry up….we got carry him to the recovery room!!! He’s gettin ROWDY
Sonia, look what you’ve done to his jacket! He seems angry… angry face… mmm… OMGLOL
MGirl – Oh no, no blanket off till the LOVE shots are not taking effect!
Wait… cows? In the recovery room? Why cows?
LOL @ Michael fooling you with singing *whispering* I would have fallen into the trap…
:wub: :wub:
Annie.. that picture is gorgeous
ohhhhhh and I have to go – putting that in my pocket – and keep him under the hosptial gown…
have fun girlies… see you soon!
goodness you girls are rowdy tonight!….I just came by for a nice Sangre or three to get me in the Mood and i find you locking up poor Michael?!? That’s why I like the reading Michael, much more docile….I know that Bad Mike is cute but you are just askin for trouble.
Annie, feel better soon, that blanket is not doing anything for your look ! :biggrin:
Sabine, if you’re reading I “3rd” the Halo drink idea!
MartiniGirl best of luck with you new best friend the nurse, hope you get fixed up soon :wink:
OMG, tell me I didn’t slept… *cough* contemplate the city coming to live from the night… with a cow Saturday night… I should have know Michael wasn’t that hairy…
“She” even sang “Smile” and didn’t sing out of tune. It sounded weird to me the version though… “Smilee… thought your udders are aching…”
“Oh my cow”…
:cwy:
OOHHH!!!
:biggrin: I’m sure he won’t mind after I give him several shots of…..
:heart: L.O.V.E.
MartiniGirl – are you having trouble with that nurse? Show her the pic and it will hypnotize her! Take care.
BeautifulBrownEye – Hi! Don’t you like my new look? I’ll make the blanket trendy, you’ll see. *Sangre for you and some shots*
M: “Sonia, get me if you can, woohoooo!”
http://i42.tinypic.com/2s7dxsk.jpg
:biggrin: OOOOHHHHH!!!
:devil: So you wanna make this difficult do you MIKEY!!!!
:angry: I guees I’ll just have to get a rope for our COWBOY!!!
(((THROWING THE ROPE AROUND MICHAEL))))
:devil: AAA HAH!!! CAUGHT HIM!!!!! YEE HAAA!!!!!
:biggrin: I told you Michael you can run but you can’t HIDE!!!!
hey Annie thanks for the drink honey…
i’ll be waiting to see that blanket thing in Vogue this fall….I for one could get behind a style that involves blanket-wearing..
LOL at my “BeautifulBrownEye”…are you bustin’ on my avi?? I feel like the Eye of Sauron! maybe someday i’ll fit the rest of me in that box, but for now you will just have to wonder…I haven’t seen any of YOU in your box ! and BTW I have 2 of them and they are technically hazel :wink: ..so there! :tongue:
Uuuh, then BeautifulHazelEye. I was being serious, no busting! Love it! I swap one of my dark brown for one hazel. Which one you prefer, left or right? *hint* The eyelashes are better on the left one!
Sonia, quick, to the Recovery Room, any bedroom!
*tip-toeing in looking around*
looks like everyone is a sleep or passed out…
grabbing myself a night cap… off to slumper with the prince…
later lovelies… see you all tomorrow
Walking into the bar with Bad Michael who has his arms folded over his chest and is scowling.
Okay, which one was it? *Michael points to Annie*
Annie? :w00t: *shaking my head*
Who else? Martinigril, of course, I should have known. Anyone else? *MIchael points to Sonia*
Sonia! No?!?!?! Sonia, for real?
But I thought she was in the valley with sweet angelic Mi — forget it.
*shaking my head* *huge sigh*
Girls, I need to speak to you about what happened this afternoon. *turning to walk into the office* No Michael you don’t need that bat, they’ll behave . . . I think!
Not so fast Martinigirl, I see you trying to leave a good night message! Very slick!
what?
I am of the innocent.
:lol: Love it!
Well, things look like they got a bit emotional since the last time I posted. That gif was supposed to put dirty thoughts in your mind not sad ones!!! Do I need to show it to you again??? *sigh* Fine…
If that doesn’t show up then here is the link:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v650/Frodes/MJ%20Avatars/2m6jq5t.gif
Creamy Mike, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:devil: :devil: :devil:
OMG yessssss… that gif
*from the ground again, where she fell to just stepping into the bar*
Hi Frodes!
Sabine, a bat. What? Where? …. *wondering if she’s thinking the same*
Hi Annie!!!
So glad you “enjoy” the gif. I aim to please inda bar. (As Michael would say it. LOL!!!)
I wish I could take credit for making it but I just happened to find it on another forum. As soon as I saw it I started thinking of all the randy girls over here at CCC and just HAD to post it!!! I knew it would be appreciated in every way that it should be.
MMmmmmhhmmmmm………
:devil: :devil: :devil:
*slowly getting up off the floor*
Are you kidding? Of course we enjoy it! In fact, I think it should be in the Valley, but please, place some mattresses on the floor near the door… all my body is starting to ache because of the falls. BTW, have you noticed that the guy on the right repeats what Michael is intending to do (right when Michael finishes expressing his desire), just in case it’s not clear enough with the captions – LOL
What time is it there, Arwen?
:wink:
Arwen… have you been reading my blog??? ;)
At the tone the time will be 12:09 a.m.
Tooooooooooooone…
It’s 12:09 a.m. here but I think I got this message way after you posted it. Sorry!!!
Will be back again tomorrow after everyone has left, as usual. LOL!!!
Awwww, I really wish I could come to the bar when you are all here. You seem to have so much fun.
Unfortunately I have been left here at GMT+1, so unless I stay up all night I cannot take part in the fun.
(However, I just might have a go at it in a few days. The Easter Holidays are coming up here in the old kingdom, so maybe…)
Anyway, reading your postings from yesterday was a ball. I can almost see you chasing Michael around in the bar. I was just wondering – what would you do if you caught him? Or let me put it this way: What you you do if you had a few hours with him – with no one else around? NO, NO, NO – NOT THAT!
I was thinking maybe you would rub his back, massage his feet? No?
I know what I would do.
I would kick out his chef and cook for him.
I love to cook. My husband says that I put a drop of love in every meal. It’s like my secret ingredient. (Okay, so I’m a good cook, now I’ve said it. Oldfashioned? Maybe. But I don’t care. It’s an act of love – not duty. And I still have a job and a career.)
Besides from looking like he could need a good meal, I’m thinking maybe Michael would even have liked it.
(Off the record: Tight fitting black leather pants and a good home cooked meal will seduce any man. Well at least it worked on my husband 13 years ago. LOL!)
Hi Enola…I love that you would cook for Michael….how sweet :smile: i don’t like to cook but i do like to bake so maybe i would just make him a batch of muffins :lol:
what is the time difference in your part of the world? I am in US Eastern time so it’s around 11AM right now. The addicts were crazy last night, I only get to stop in for a few minutes here and there at night , it’s a busy time here with dinners baths bedtimes, hubby coming home and all. Usually I am around here between noon and 1PM when my daughter takes a nap and the big kids are at school. Gosh, it’s so crazy that we are all over the world ! isn’t it wild?
what would i do with MIchael for a few hours? probably just listen to him talk about whatever he wanted to talk about. I just love listening to his voice. I would love to give him a deep muscle massage too, just to feel him *sigh*…i don’t know if i could take it though, i might pass out!
OK, i’m having a shot of L.O.V.E…….
:heart: Oh ladies are soo sweet! Wanting to cook for Michael. I read that he likes spicy food, why wouldn’t he, he’s so HOT himself.
I would rather bake stuff than cook as well Gracie.
:wub: I had told Sabine sometime back that there’s this dessert called “Sex in The Pan” which I made years ago, and its so (((yummy))). I would definately have made that for Michael. I was just telling my husband the other day about and he said why don’t you make it so I said “okay”, I’ll save some for Michael as well.
:whistle: Of course I wouldn’t tell him the name of it until Michael finished eating it, LOL.
I am in Central European Time here. (Denmark)
:angry: Hey Annie, MartiniGirl
You guys just disappeared on me last night. You have any idea what happened with Michael last night????
I gave him too many shots of L.O.V.E. and had to help him to the Da Recovery Room (boy he’s heavier than he looks).
:pinch: In doing so I was trying to help him to the bed, I must have pushed him too hard, he went flying and fell on the other side of the bed, plopped down on the FLOOR!!!
Woke up this morning, he was rubbing his head, and asked “hey girl….what happened last night can’t remember a thing…”
:unsure: Now what do I tell him????
oh Enola I just pulled up a world map so i could find you in Denmark! ( i feel kinda stupid but it’s been a REALLY long time since i had a geography class:)) There is now a little green pushpin with your name on it on my mental map of the world :biggrin:
Hi Sonia…sounds like you had an interesting night….
Hey Gracie,
Don’t worry – I know I live in a really small country. I’m used to people going “Where?!” when I say “Denmark”.
Thanks for the green pushpin on your mental map of the world. ;-)
*pouring a line of 10 shots of L.O.V.E.* okay Enola, you start at that end and i’ll start at this end and we’ll race to the middle!
Ready…Set…GO!
that should make the day a little brighter :silly:
I shall do my very best!
*grabs first shot of L.O.V.E. determined to win*