15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Well, Annie, I started to feel sorry for old grandpa. He just sat there in his corner looking kind of lost.
So I decided to walk him home. You know, to be a good citizen.
When I left him at his doorstep he looked a bit disappointed. I seriously don’t know what more he expected from he. Besides he was way too old for me. I mean he had to be at least 90 years old. An old fart with arthritis, come on!
However, the funny thing is that his eyes keep haunting me. I feel as if I have seen them before. They looked so young.
Anyway, I can tell there has been some real partying going on here after I left with grandpa.
I guess I should have stayed and left grandpa in his corner.
OMG Enola; I’m loving the “fsht fsht fsht”! LOL – Thanks!
Sonia, let me tell you that no yoga can calm down what Michael turns on….
*off to some RR, but with NO Michael in it, just look at my face, uh… no no*
Well Annie….
:biggrin: Lets just say The Cobra Crack Valley now looks G-rated to me compared to my dream, LOL!!!
Its happened to me so many times, if watch a movie or read something that gets me excited before bed then I end up dreaming about. Not only that I turned in early last night, and REM cycles get longer throughout the night and this dream I had just before waking up so Michael took up my longest cycle, GOD HE NEEDED IT!!!, LOL!!!
:heart: Okay who wants a L.O.V.E shot with me???
Well, I’m still here.
Can’t think of anything better than a L.O.V.E. shot right now.
So pour me one, will ya?
(((POURING EnolaLee L.O.V.E. SHOT)))
:smile: CHEERS!!!….Bottoms up Girl!!!
oh my god! Annie! I was worried sick about you. I literally could not get any sleep until 330 in the morning, you had me pacing back and forward on the verge of tears! Are you ok? *runs to annie and gives her a bone crushing hug*
Oh, hi again ladies! *waving while entering the Bar*
Enola – so you were just being a “good citizen”? 90 years old!, wow, that’s old! Could it be that his eyes were haunting you because of the glasses? LOL No, now seriously, keep describing them if you can, please… and your avi has some power over me!
Sonia – you’re too funny! I WANT TO DREAM TOO!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Can you lend me some of your golden dreams? I need a shot, NOW.
MJQuan – awww… *fighting to breath* Why worried? Until 330? That’s so late! LOL – j/k! I’ll behave tonight, I promise! *drinking her shot while already thinking of a Golden Boy… hehehe*
BTW, Michael is seated there, waiting for his drink… somebody please help him:
Hi Girls!!!! Annnie *muwahhhh* :wub: *giving annie a super big hug and a kiss*
I just read your fabulous comment (did you see me dancing in the halls) and had to run in here and say hello.
LOL @ Michael :lol: He is sitting there like, I cannot believe this ish. I ordered a Thriller two hours ago and these women have been sitting here and ignoring me.
Michael, we thought you were a wax statue, a new fixture for the bar. You know you look TOO perfect to be real!!!!!
*handing Michael a big Thriller*
Now I came earlier and saw that Sonia wrote she had a dream about Micahel WOW — I swear, we are all spiritually in sync girls!!!!
Because I had a dream too. Now I was up until 6:30a.m. and I had to get up at 8:30 a.m. so when I finally went to sleep I was KNOCKED OUT.
This is my dream. We were on the set of Oprah, and Michael was about to come out and do a show with her. He came out IN the audience though, in the crowd, and gave out a bunch of his awards to the audience members. OMG :w00t: they were crying and so surprised and greatful, and then as Michael walked down the stairs, I’m seated in thefront and looking up at him. He is Dangerous Michael. Anyway, he is very mindful of the crowd getting out of hand, and he has more awards he wantst to give out. So he says sternly, as people call to him for hugs and what not, I’m coming. Please just be patient.
Well, he hands this Asian women who is right near me an award, and she’s smarter than the rest of them (this is what I’m thinking) becuase she asks him to sign it! So he bends over to sign it, and he is standing right in front of me. And as he’s trying to sign the award, I reach out to hold it steady for him. But the pressure of him trying to sign this glass award w/ a marker makes it wobble and he’s having a hard time.
Meanwhile, the girls above realize he’s SIGNING the award (:w00t: Why didn’t WE ask him to do that for US) so they start calling out to him, Michael, Michael, please sign our award. And he turned, very sternly again, Please ladies, one at a time, I’m coming. Now he is done signing this award, and the woman pulls her hand away and now Michael’s hands fall into mine and I shake it and say hello, and he looks up at me and smiles.
I want to emphasize, nothing, nothing at all sexual, just a comaradrie, like meeting an old friend. So Michael has my hand in his, in his big, warm solid hand and he is not letting go. And I love that he’s not letting go becuase I want to be closer to him. Again, I have to emphasize, it’s nothing sexual.
So he starts heading down the stairs and he’s pulling me with him. At one point he and I are back to front and I say, in his ear, jokingly, It’s almost like we’re doing the tango. And I hum the song, da, da, da, da, dadada da da — you know the tango song and Michael laughs.
Then we get to the stage and Oprah is not there yet. Michael let’s go of my hand and he’s VERY excited, so happy, that I am there! :wub: He’s sliding across the floor and messing around w/ his crew, asking them to do crazy dances with him. And one of his producers appears at the side, and he looks at me, and says, What’s got into him.
I say: You know Michael is crazy with a chuckle.
Okay bear w/ me. It’s almost over. So now we are waiting for Oprah, and in front of me are these file cabinets, and there is stuff hanging out of them, like papers and clothes, and I say to Mike, you know if I was alone, I would go through all of these draws because I am sooooooo nosy. I know Michel is nosy like that too. And I say it not to ingratiate myself to him, and point out, Oh, look, we have this in common, but because I am so excited to tell my secret to someone who understands!!!
He say, Oh me too. Not cause you are looking for anything, right, but because you’re so curious.
I say EXACTLY and then wham, it’s 8:30 a.m., and I have to wake up!!!!
Now I believe in dream interpretation!!!! There is SOOOOO much in there! Sorry it was so long. You know I have to describe every detail!
hello ladies…
OMG I love my mother, I love my mother, I love my mother.. but can someone please slip me a drink under the door…
Double Force for MGirl. *singing* “Just have a little patieeeeeeeeeeence…”
Oh, girls, please!!!! You’re making me jealous. I must have something wrong inside of me (well, as if this was a surprise…) because I CAN’T dream! *crying* But I’m so glad you all are having all these wonderful dreams!
Sabine is punishing me with no reply to my comment… and there were 2 videos, I only see one now… Why me? I just needed time… it was so emotional this one, and you know it… don’t punish me *sobbing*
I need something strong, like that man in red seated there… and a strong drink too – LOL
Hi everybody,
Seems last night was the night to dream about MJ.
I did too, but I didn’t care to mention it. It was noting compared to last time, where I actually felt his cobra pressing against my back… :devil:
This time I was walking around in some sort of garden with Michael. It reminded me of Neverland.
I have no idea what I was doing there. Nothing happened.
So my avi has some power over you, Annie?
Well, I like it too. :angel:
You are asking me about the eyes… I don’t know why I can’t forget them. They were dark brown and looked too young for grandpa’s face. To tell you the truth I was really confused by the mischievous look in them.
They looked naughty. Just like a 5-year-old boy, who has just told his mother every dirty word he knows and now is waiting expectantly for her to blow up.
Maybe I shold go knock on grandpa’s door and see if he looks different in daylight?
Oh, one more thing. I found the best picture ever last night.
It’s Michael of course. I wish I knew how to show it to you. He’s sweating, his hair is wet, his naked chest is showing and OMG…. NIPPLE ALARM!!! I wonder how he can be sweating when his nipple says it’s cold? Or maybe it’s something else?
his cobra pressing against my back… – *thud and re-thud* That’s porn!! Oh my…
Oh yes, I think you definitely should go see that grandpa again… and tell us! Girl, as for the pic, paste the link, like if it were a message… and I think Sabine has the wand to make it appear as a picture.
We need some drink… don’t we? Oh no, you actually can dream… anyway, have some shots with me, please!
:cwy:
*Packing up a case of L.O.V.E. for Martinigirl*
I understand!!!
*Brushing off my trousers* Annie, I fixed your video links. Did you see where MIchael’s kisses’ Sabah under the stage? It’s at 43 seconds in the second link :wink:
He’s sweating, his hair is wet, his naked chest is showing and OMG…. NIPPLE ALARM!!! I wonder how he can be sweating when his nipple says it’s cold? Or maybe it’s something else?
Elona, girl, post the link to that picture and stop teasing us!!!!!
Elona: his cobra pressing against my back… –
Annie: *thud and re-thud* That’s porn!! Oh my…
:w00t: :lol: :smile: Annie you are a riot (that means VERY FUNNY)
Yes, let’s have a shot.
This is the last day of my Easter Holidays, so I feel like making to most of it!
Grandpa will have to wait until tomorrow. It’s already dark outside.
I’ll see what I can do about that picture.
It’s at http://steady-laughing.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=3838 Sorry, I wasn’t logged in :smile: That pic is on CCC in the MJ BAd Era Gallery
Enola, download it to your pc and upload it here: tinypic.com. Then, paste the link again!
Are you getting desperate? :devil:
Try this one: http://tinypic.com/r/290px1c/5
*rocking back and forth as if the Cobra was actually pressing my back and not yours – OMG*
Girl, we need that pic, now!!! Excuse my cobracrack addicted behaviour
Sabine, thanks for the translation, last time I thought you were calling me an orgy and *brushing her nails against the front of her shoulder* and I’m much more classy than that. You fixed the vids? I’m afraid of your reply.
Ooooooooh, that picture!!! :lol: That was in the Entryway of CCC for many a day. (Before I used the other sweaty one that I loved so much, from the Off the Wall era.)
But now it has found it’s home here: http://165.140.70.174/~cobracra/gifs-and-pics/bad-era-pics-to-die-for-sigh/
Annie, yes I fixed the links, just click the sentence that’s in blue and it takes you right to it.
I asked if you could see Sabah kissing Michael for good luck. It’s right there clear as day at :43 in the second video.
*realizing she’s had THAT shirt from BoW short film in front of her and falling again on the floor*
I think he’s wet (OMG) because, if I’m correct, that was from the Black or White (esp.Panther Dance) filming, when he rips off his shirt and falls onto that puddle (that the thing that appears on the floor when it’s raining, for example, full of water?) and he’s probably cold too, hence the erected tiny nipple (Sabine’s gonna die).
I should have known you had seen the picture already, Sabine.
As I wrote earlier I found it only yesterday and GOD I’ve been walking around with a stupid grin on my face ever since. He looks so innocent, but holy moly that nipple is disturbing…
I need a strong drink for my hands to stop shaking.
Can I have a Golden Boy?
And Annie, STOP TALKING ABOUT THE COBRA!
It’s freaking me out!
I love Michael’s sexy little nipples, especially when they’re hard!!!
He is wet, you can see the droplet’s of water on his forehead (and lick them too, if you want :smile: )
Oh and thanks for a plausible explanation, Annie.
I never got that far…
Arrrrrrrgggghhhh, no talk about licking either…
*passes out and falls to the floor with a thud*
Hey Ladies…
NO NO!!! I will not talk about tongues and cobra today!! Otherwise tonight I will probably become Sabah in my dreams, and I don’t think I could handle that, LOL!!! I’m just happy reading about it.
I just want a shot of L.O.V.E. lets drink!
OMG, cobras and tongues, tongues and cobras… what a wonderful world!
Sonia, help me with Enola, please, she thrown all the Golden Boy upon herself.
Oh, thanks for helping me up ladies.
Oooohhh, I must have hit my head.
You know, suddenly I saw grandpa on his doorstep. He was waving at me, asking me if I wanted to come in and see his pet snake. I asked him if it was a cobra, but he shook his head and said; “No, honey, it’s an anaconda. The biggest snake in the world.”
What is wrong with me?
:w00t: WOOOO!!!…..Okay did you just say ANACONDA GIRL!!!!
I think I’m definitely screwed for the night. Its gonna take alot more that a shot of L.O.V.E. to knock me out!
Annie thought I was bad, just seeing cobras, LOL!!
Ladies looks like we have a new WINNER!!! ENOLA!!!!! (((HANDING A GOLDEN BOY AND BLUE RIBBON)))
Awww, thank you everybody.
I really don’t know what to say….
*Off the record: It took me 5 minutes to write two lines – I can’t stop laughing. I’m not sure whether I should feel proud or embarassed*
Elona RUN once you see the anaconda, you will fall in to a hypnotic state and he will be able to do WHATEVER he wants with you and I mean WHATEVER. Run for your life girl!
Hey Sabine…
Haven’t you heard the saying…YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE!!!
:devil: When that ANACONDA gets desperate it will FIND YOU!!!!
Sabine,
If it was Michael I wouldn’t run. At least not away from him.
*talking to herself*
Man, I really need to stop. I’m going nuts because of a stupid nipple. Get a grip, girl.
“he will be able to do WHATEVER he wants with you and I mean WHATEVER”
Oh yes, Enola, run, run… but before just tell me where is that ANACONDA?
:biggrin: You sure about that Enola, even if it is Michael… I mean its an ANACONDA AFTER ALL!!!
(((handing a golden boy))) here take this and think it over girl!
Step away from the Anaconda *standing w/ my arms open wide* I’m warning you girls!
You are addicts, it’s potentially lethal for you girls. One look I’m not going to take responsibility for this.
:w00t:
*jumping to the side as the girls rush out in search of the mighty cobra*
Elona, that’s one sexy nipple girl, I can’t blame you!
Hey Annie,
I think I was just hallucinating. It can’t be real.
I mean, if old grandpa really had an anaconda, don’t you think it would just eat him?
Swallow him? But then again, there’s something fishy about that man. I think he’s hiding something.
I promise I’ll put on a beard and and a pair of glasses tomorrow – and then I will go spy on him.
Now it’s time for me to go. See you.
And thanks again for the blue ribbon.
Anacondas, old men? Seriously what is going on in here. I cant breathe i am Dying laughing right now.
:sad: Everyone has disappeared. This is terrible *looking frantically for the Search & Rescue dogs, flashlights and my whistle* :unsure:
Hey Sabine
I’m still here girl
:w00t: Phew!! All that cobra and anaconda drama is over!!! Kinda had to step out for a bit, and get a hold of myself!! Otherwise I’ll be seeing more golden tights tonight or even might see Michael totally NAKED!!!
Hey Sonia *grabbing Sonia’s arm* come on you can help me look!
ALRIGHTY
Right behind YA!!!
Just a sec….let me grap a chocolate Mike as well while I’m looking, a sugar rush will help, LOL!
By the way I loved your dream. It looks like many of us were having one last night. I remember shortly after Michael died. I had a dream and it was late at night somewhere in a typical neighborhood and Michael and I were just walking around through the streets late at night just talking like good old friends and all of a sudden he disappears and I’m running around looking for him, frantically.
:sad: I never found him, in that dream…I interpreted the dream to the what happened in real life that he is now dead and we have lost him…feel like crying now.
AWwwww, don’t cry Sonia ((((((((((((((((((BIG HUG)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
I think my dream was about being close to Michael,
Michael’s hand falls into my mine like the story falls into my head.
We are on the set of Oprah which to me represents success.
But Oprah hasn’t come out and we (I) am waiting for her, so I’m waiting for sucess.
The people in the audience are excited and MIchael is worried that they will get out of control and trying sternly to keep them in control
To me that’s my own fear of people and my becoming successful and they (the public) getting out of control — that’s an old fear.
Oh, Michael is EXCITED to be there with me — which to me is my subconscious telling me that Michael would be excited about these stories, because I worry about that.
Hmmm, what else? Oh, the explanation of how nosy I am is my I guess trying to explain to Micahel why I’m all up in his business, because I worry about that too.
: )
WOW!
You really know how to interpret you dreams, I mean you interpreted every little detail. But that doesn’t come as any surprise, you’re a lucid dreamer. Gosh…I still have yet to go a long way, I even started keeping a journal and started writing down all my dreams and then writing out symbols or anything that looked out of place and then going back and trying to figure out the meaning.
Of course I do have some recurring dreams and its these ones that I watch out for, because usually they’re the ones that have a hidden meaning. One of the most common recurring dreams I have (even after all these years) that my husband sends me back home to my parents house for a visit and has to come back to the US since he can’t take too much time off for work. Not wanting my parents to pay for long distance calls, he leaves a bunch of calling cards with me so I can call him anytime. In the dreams whenever I try to call him, and go to press the numbers on the phone I can’t if I press say 2 it goes 45343 or something, I loose all my calling cards, I can’t remember our home phone number and I feel trapped. Once again I’m back in the nightmare house of my parents and my past becomes my present again and my thoughts always go “OH MY GOD HOW WILL I CONTACT MY HUSBAND NOW”, he doesn’t even know I’m in trouble. Its almost as if my family has done something to the phones and I can’t make contact for help with anyone.
Of course to me these dreams are just a scar left on my by the past and all the emotional stress and trauma I went through although I’ve come a long way and moved on. But like Michael those nightmarish days never leave you and Michael was scared of his father right until the end, and I guess I’m afraid of getting trapped again. The only relief comes when I wake up and I’m like OH GOD it was just a dream, phew!
wow so many comments – I can’t keep up..
it is a sad day when I have to drink my martini from a pilsner glass… but I don’t care if this is beer country – I am a MartiniGirl.. and I will take a LOVE shot and anything else I see fit to put in this glass..
Well, I’m a firm believer that the dreamer is the best person to interpret the dream. Obviously this dream is about issues from your past. I have reoccuring nightmares, too, and they ALWAYS take place in my home, the one I lived in growing up.
But over the years the dreams changed as I’ve changed. That’s what you should look out for the little changes, the nuances. The subconscious mind is tricky. It speaks to us in symbols and double meanings. Like in the dream, MIchael got excited, but that is really my need for approval for him for the stories that I’m writing because I worry what he would think, so in tht way Michael was a representation for me.
The themes that stand out for me in the dream that you told me about (I hope you don’t mind, but of course, it’s YOUR dream and you should interpret it)
Your husband sends you back home (fear of rejection) and leaves you there and goes to the US (abandonment).
Not wanting my parents to pay for long distance calls (fear that parents will never take responsibility; others must take it for them or hmmm, does your husband make excuses for your parents behavior? ).
But the calling cards don’t work! Of course not! No one can take responsibility for what your parents did. they have to do it, and if they won’t, then that’s their choice. no one can make them either.
You try to call him and can’t (fear of being trapped, out of control, no power)
You press 2 and it goes to other numbers (again fear of having no control over what is happening, what you are doing doesn’t it work; it doesn’t have the desired effect)
You can’t remember the number (fear that you will become out of control — you lose it, and are in effect lost)
It’s almost as if my family has done something to the phones (fear of sabotage, maybe not literal, maybe subconsciously in you, that your issues will sabotage your present life)
To me your husband represents hope and a desire to heal. You are trying to contact him and you know you are only in the house for a visit — it’s not where you belong anymore; he’s your anchor and you are desperately trying to let get back to him.
The fact that the dream is reoccurring to me, means subconsciously there’s a reason that you keep going back there; there’s something that needs to heal or be understood in the past, something that has to do with your childhood and your parents..
Anyway, those are my thoughts. I hope it’s not too intrusive. Let me know if you think so, please. :heart:
Hey MGirl. *from the corner behind a huge bottle of Golden Boy* I’m tending bar, cleaning up, minding the recovery room, putting up pictures and videos. Let me tell I am one tired woman! :wink:
awwe honey – sorry for leaving you all alone… but my parents deserved a visit – and I need to pick up my car… if it is any consolation.. my facebook status states;
Cheryl knows by now that when her father throws a pair of coveralls in her general direction and says: “meet me at the building” it won’t be a good day. What does he not understand about Mr. Lube?
It is crazy times here in the Maritimes… I swear – it is amazing the things you consider the comforts of home when you are not there… as I mentioned in my crazed mantra – i love my mom – but there is a reason I moved out at 18
Let’s have a shot honey… I must get back soon!
*enters the Bar, prepares herself an Extra Creamy Mike and leaves with it*
Annie! Get back here…
Here’s to moving out at 18 (I did too!!!) *raising glass high in air* Cheers!!!!
*Downing L.O.V.E. shot and slamming glass on table!*