15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Hey Sabine, Hi Annie, everybody!!
Oh Sabine what happened I read you’re not feeling well today??
:sad: What happened???
Well guess what.. I have just the thing to cheer you up LOOK WHO I BROUGHT WITH ME!!!
:biggrin: MICHAEL
((PULLING MICHAEL IN THE DA BAR BY THE ARM))) Come on Michael!!! Girls help me he’s feeling a bit shy!
:biggrin: ((MICHAEL SPEAKING TO SABINE)) Hey Girl whatcha doin???….Now girl!!! you betta show me real big smile in 3 seconds or I’ll tickle the daylights outaa you!!! C’MON LETS HAVE A L.O.V.E SHOT TOGETHA!!!
Count me in Michael!!!
CHEERS EVERYBODY, BOTTOMS UP!
LOL! Hi Sonia. I’m just feeling sad. Can’t shake it. Don’t know why!!!
I should just channel it and write something sad but I dont’ feel like it.
*hissing to Michael*
Michael! Stop it! I’m not ticklish — (I’m really not, sadly).
*Pouring some L.O.V.E. into a BIG TALL GLASS!!!!*
*taking a big gulp*
*everyone looking on in suspense*
:smile: Ahhhh, that hit the spot!
Sonia, make Annie leave me a comment on the chapter!!!
:sad: Hey!!! Where’d she go?
“Sabine, girl, come with me and I’ll make you something better than tickling, hee hee”
You are not ticklish, really? That’s lucky, yesterday I almost lost a rib from a tickle attack.
Uh, and don’t pressure me, please… *crying*
Hi Sonia! Poor Michael, bringing him here dressed like that!
(Oh, I want to edit!!!!)
You were talking in another room about the wedding with Debbie. Just look at this pic: (no need to make it appear, really, Sabine – LOL)
Her hand is more like a claw grip and he’s not even holding her. In fact, he seems to be looking at it thinking of a way to get rid of it… (and by the clothes, it seems a funeral).
“you were talking in another room”
okay, okay, I won’t say a word more! :sad: . . .. Wait a minute, is tht CAPTAIN EO :w00t:
I can’t be sad when he’s on his knees like tht, especially when I think of how he was on his knees for Sabah in the last chapter :angel:
:sick: Oh, god, who put that picture up of Debbie with the iron lock grip on poor Michael was is contemplating this fate worst than death!!!
I just threw up all of my L.O.V.E. shots!!!
:sick: OMG I WAS GONNA SAY THAT AS WELL SABINE!!!! EEEWWW!!! Then she says she’s not a public person and hates attention. WHAT THE HELL DID SHE THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN BY MARRYING NONE OTHER THAN MICHAEL JACKSON!!! You’re right Sabine, all she could think of was possessing him at that point nuthin else mattered until reality hit the opportunist, then started crying buckets for her lost privacy!!!
:w00t: Hey Annie, what the hell has gotten into you today girl????
YOU BETTA GETTA YOU BUTTAA OUTTA HERE AND GO WRITE SOME COMMENTS!!!!
:blink: What is this slow torture you’re tryin to do GIRL
Poor Michael :ermm: aka Captain EO I should say. What to do…when I told him OUR girl is feeling down, he just dropped everythin and came (((RUNNING))) Surprised, nooo ITS MIKEY AFTER ALL!!!
especially when I think of how he was on his knees for Sabah in the last chapter – *thud followed by the sound of some broken glasses* (that was me falling off the bar counter, where I was up to put that pics on the wall, uh)
That picture of Michael on his knees…OMG!!! If I wasn’t married I’d say
:w00t: YES!!!! YES!!!! MICHAEL I WILL MAAARRRRYYYYY YOUUUUU!!!!!
:wub: :heart:
LOL @ and came -running-
No more pressure please! *crying even more* I said I will!!
Sabine, where are you? Mikey is waiting for you, he’s already on that table to have… uh, wait, I don’t know what time is it there and I don’t know either at what time you use to have dinner *epic matchmaker fail*
****right click and saving for a future chapter ~ Sabine******
*helping Annie up and brushing off the dust off her clothes*
Okay, now Annie by now you should know how my mind works. You wrote: Mikey is waiting for you, he’s already on that table to have . . . “
Girrrrll, do you know what sprang to my mind? Not dinnner!!!! You can’t do that to me!!!!
*reaching for a Golden Boy, and wiping off the sweat from my brow*
:biggrin: ANNIE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO KILL A PERSON SOFTLY……DON’T SHE SABINE?????
:devil: Hey Sabine I don’t think you can have Michael all to yourself…..I’M COMING TO DINNER AS WELL, LOL!!!!
Uh, thanks girl *combing hair*
I know, right! Why do you think the suspension points are for? What were you talking about Michael and being on his knees before…? Let me tell you *pointing to Michael there on that table* You see he seems to be cold, don’t you? Well, I bet you he has little clothing under that jacket… Now, go!
Sonia… you can always get married again, with Captain Eo and having Hooter as a testimony.
:wub:
What were you talking about Michael and being on his knees before…?
You told me not to pressure you. Sonia, Annie doesn’t know what I mean *snicker* :devil:
LOL Sonia, I picture Michael like this:
(I’m not the man behind him – LOL)
We should better stay here, gossiping about the pair with some Mikegasm in hand (I’m talking about the drink).
LOL @ the “man”.
Oooo, Michael is soooo cute!!!! I just want to kiss him on those sweet lips. NOt even sexually, like you would a chld. No wonder they’re squeezing his cheeks!
:biggrin: You know what Sabine…..
:wink: :whistle: I’ve had this experience before with Annie….She’s a whole lot smarter than you think, and LOVES taking everyone for a joy ride.
:wub: As for getting married again…well not in this lifetime, LOL!!!!
:blink: AND HOOTER AS TESTIMONY!!!
:blush: uh….that lady on the far left, where does she have her hand on Michael????
Wait, what? Sonia! *tsk tsk* What’s she talking about?
[Oh, the pic was too big (better this one:
so that we can see the woman on the right experimenting what she doesn’t yet know but it’s a text book Mikegasm – sorry Sabine). I love to notice how his face was tiny usually, when next to other adults faces]
They look like they’re about to have him for dinner! :lol:
As for getting married again…well not in this lifetime, LOL!!!
Ahhh, Sonia, :wub: That’s sooooo romantic! *sigh*
Oh, Aniie, she’s just toying with me, like a tiger with it’s prey. I know she’s probably fluent in 17 languages!!!
UH HUN!! Dinner alright…
Yeah, its like a pack of wolves, fighting for the prey..
I GET TO HAVE A LEG….!!!!!
NO..NO..I WANT A THIGH…!!!!!
:w00t: God knows what other parts they WANT!!!!
He looks like like a whole chicken about to be torn apart!
YEAH ANNIE IS SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST, LOL!!!! DON’T YOU LOVE IT THOUGH????
Well, if I could get a “piece” of Michael, you know which one I’d want, right?
THE HEART!!!!!
Now what did you think I was gonna say :devil:
Annie, you have a vault of pictures, I swear!!!!!
:wub: AAWW!!! That is shoo shweeett!!!!
:cheerful: DUH!! WHAT WAS I THINKING…OF COURSE IT HAS TO BE THE HEART!!!
:blush: :blink: Me and my dirty little mind…..SHAME ON ME!!! LOL!!! That’s the result of all those Michael/Sabah love scenes.
Sabine, I’m only half fluent in Michaelish, hunestly.
:ermm: I don’t know what you two are up to… mmm…
Look at this one. Is that really Michael’s tongue?!
Did someone say
:w00t:
?
*dropping glass and jumping over the bar to run and see the pic*
ANNNIEEE!!! That’s not his tongue! Did you mean THUMB?
Got me all worked up for nothing!
“Me and my dirty little mind…..SHAME ON ME!!! LOL!!! That’s the result of all those Michael/Sabah love scenes.”
Sonia, I mean seriously, let’s be real, it’s the girl who writes them must have one helluva dirty mind!!!
:whistle: :angel: *wiping the bar and looking around*
I’m too drunk!!!
:w00t: from this angle it looks like the COBRA!!!
Sonia, Annie, are you guys looking at what I’m looking at!! I wanna see too!
:w00t: WELL IN THAT CASE….SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!
I must be getting really drunk here….my judgement is getting impaired.
MICHAEL COME AND TAKE ME SOON TO DA RECOVERY ROOM! SABINE’S MESSIN WITH MY HEAD, LOL!!!
Girl, look higher, up to his mouth. I need to stop drinking because I see a big long tongue.
Well if you wanna see what were seein….
:w00t: Go and get 10 more shots of L.O.V.E and you’ll be seein through our eyes!!!! in NO TIME!!!
:w00t: :biggrin: NO ANNIE ITS THE COBRA, LOL
LOL, I missed all your comments while I was posting. Ok, now I want 10 more shots of LOVE.
No, Sonia, the Cobra is here:
*smh* poor Michael. He was just carrying too much baggage :lol: :wub:
Okay, I’m drinking as fast as I can so that I can get to the state that you girls are in!
because I see a big long tongue.
ANNNIEEE!!!! I said stop it. You don’t know what you’re doing to me!
Okay, when you read the next scene in Cowboy Mike, you will be totally to blame (you welcome) : )
Seriously, isn’t that just a pic of his finger pointing! Come on help me out!
Uh, the next or the last chapter scene like that kind of scene, you know *wink wink*? You already know the next scene like that scene, like you know… like that sort of sexcene?! Uhh *seeing big long tongues everywhere*
Ok, here (sorry for the bad calligraphy, but I’m drunk of LOVE):
http://i43.tinypic.com/14tsar4.jpg
Where’s Sonia? Yoohooooooo¿¿??
Just stopped by for some L.O.V.E and wanted to say miss you Annie (ARE YOU OK?) I miss your pictures :wub: and sunshine the most!!!!! The golden Boy still calls. I am not a happy drunk so I will leave you all to your celebration
((((((((((Mel)))))))))) !!!!! *drunken love moment* I miss you too. I just need to find a way back “home”. And to be able to accept the reality that’s breathed there (sometimes you just need to escape from the ugly truth and shelter oneself in a maybe not healing but helping mirage, right?)
Oh, don’t go, have some more shots with me, please! : )
what da hell? What is going on in here?! *busts through door looking like a mad woman lol!* tongues, cobra, marrying, trying to seduce my annie? *covers mouth* oh hell no. Annie are you ok? These ladies are getting raunchy in here *clears throat*
Woohoo, Mike is here! I thought you were … eating up… erm… dinning with Sabine on that table.
Nah, I’m not ok I’m seeing tongues everywhere. But Sonia is even worse, she’s actually seeing Cobras!
annie now what did i told you about revealing my- i mean you not showing up for the past few days? Do someone needs to get punished? Is someone getting a little drunk in here?
Drunk? Who? Me? Nahhh. I was in the Recovery Room, recovering after recovering after recovering after recovering and so on… *shivers at the memory*
Another few shots of LOVE, want some? *raises her arm with the shot, loses balance and falls with her back on the floor – zzZzzzZZzzz*
oh no! *bends down to pick up annie but realize where i have to touch and starts blushing* shes kinda light *dirty thought goes across mind then feel something start to move down there) *lays annie on couch and stands over her to keep watch…*
OOOOh, that’s what you mean, but seriously, all I see is his head and a big blur. HOw could you see that was his tongue Annie? I need like a gallon of L.O.V.E. to see what you see:
Morning Ladies!
Okay I think I will take DOUBLE Golden Boys this morning, WHEW!!!
Sabine, Annie you guys have no idea what happened last night!!!! This is the last time I’m gonna talk about Michael’s tongue and cobra before going to sleep!!!! AND THIS IS THE HONEST TRUTH!!!
:w00t: I was seeing Michael in my dreams last night, dancing to a beat of Billie Jean that we have never heard in real life, and there wasn’t just one but like 4 Michael’s (duplicates) on stage, and plus I kept seeing Michael in different eras, WITH HIS SHIRT OFF, BULGING MUSCLES, SIX PACKS, STRONG ARMS, THE WHOLE WORKS!!!! ALL SWEATY
:w00t: Are you ladies ready for this…..I saw Michael in skin tight golden tights SOOO tight they were as good as his own skin, the kind ballet dancers wear and I saw the outline of his butt as good as if he was NAKED!!!! I woke up and was like DANG!!!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!!! OH and while Michael was rehearsing his pants fell down half to his knees and that’s how I saw his tight TIGHT TIGHT GOLDEN TIGHT!!!! PHEWW!!!!
:unsure: Wonder what hubby will think!!!!
Oh-my-head *Waking up on the couch*
Sabine;
I see TONGUE! Uh, sorry Sonia… *whispering now* big long tongue.
Sonia;
Girl, I want your dreams!
Uh huh… *lying down again on the couch*
Wow, Sonia!
Sit down and take a deeeep breath!
You sure about the double Golden Boys?
Maybe you need a cup of coffee?
:w00t:
Oh Annie, you poor thing!
Here’s a squirt of our favorite Halo Mist.
Maybe it will help?
*fsht, fsht, fsht*
Enola, where you’ve been??? The last thing I saw was you leaving with that grandpa…
Sonia…? Sonia?!?!
:pouty:
Hey there Annie!
Sent of my daughter off to school, now I’m gonna go practice my daily routine of yoga….HOPEFULLY!!! That will calm me down, then be back later for another HIT!!!
:w00t: God I still can’t believe what I saw last night, all around me Michael was jumping around like a monkey!!! from here to there.