15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
I can’t! *helping Sabine up*
I knew you would love it!!!!! Yay, I was just keeping it for the perfect moment and this is now. No cobra but this is sexy as hell. You know, I just imagine him now like that, the way he was there, moonwalking on the clouds.
:wub:
Hey Ladies!
Whats up!
Annie I love Michael in that video. God he was so gorgeous then, the good old days. Its got to be the most AMAZING performance ever!!!!
:blush: As for blushing, you know Sabine when I first use to read your stories, the love scenes, it use to make me blush. But now I think I’ve become shameless it doesn’t happen so much anymore. Not the love scenes are not HOT!!! But what really pushes me over the edge are diologues. Its talking during sex, that really does it for me. I don’t know how Sabah can stare into those big round eyes, when Michael is making love to her????
Okay L.O.V.E. shot anyone
I don’t know how Sabah can stare into those big round eyes, when Michael is making love to her????
You’re going to think I’m crazy, but neither can I !!!!!! :w00t:
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Michael didn’t need a cobra to be sexy, but just the fact that he had one, and thinking of it inside of Sabah while she’s staring into his big dark brown eyes OMG! dies a thousand deaths
*Sabine drops to the floor*
those big round eyes… making love…
Yeah, shot please…
:pinch:
Sabine, I give back the hug to you (don’t make it appear because it’s too big and someone may die – and if you want to use it, you already know what to do, just be quick! *mwah*):
LOL! I tried to put it up but it’s so big, you only see his hand, so you can see it forever here:
http://165.140.70.174/~cobracra/gifs-and-pics/bad-era-pics-to-die-for-sigh/
NOT AT ALL!!!!
:w00t: I’M WITH YOU ON THAT ONE!!!!
Sometimes, some of Michael pictures that highlight his big beautiful eyes are TOO much to look at. In real life I’m sure he could hypnotize anyone!!
I’m sorry but I’m still passed out on the floor and I can’t hear you. Can someone throw a glass on L.O.V.E. on me at least!!! Sheesh!!!
*helping Sabine up again* Girl…
Oh yes, his eyes, forget about any cobra.
:heart:
:w00t: Michael staring into Sabah’s eyes, while making love to her and smiling at her seductively also, now that is OMG!!! To me. Michael had the most amazing smile and plus talking to her dirty, OMG!!!
What I’m really looking forward to is what Michael is going to do with Saniia. I’m sure our patience will definitely pay off!!! I’m only guessing but there’s going to be even more fireworks with Prince Michael and Saniia than with Sabah.
:unsure: I’m guessing I don’t know….
LOL @ that hand popping in the Bar, as helping you to stand up Sabine (I told you it was WAY too big… the pic, I mean)
Sonia, I CAN’T WAIT either for that! I’m in love with PM (ok, with Saniia too).
LOL, is that who picked me up off the floor!!!!!
OMG :lol:
*fainting again and peeping open one eye*
Well!!! Where’s Michael!
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Sonia don’t get me started *said from the floor while I wait for Michael to pick me up*)
WOH!!! Girl
Pulling and helping Sabine to her feet!!
:lol: I think we must have scared Michael away by our talks earlier!! Don’t blame him.
oh all the talk with Saniia is gonna be outta control…
I already love that she says what is on her mind.
*looking around*
I dated a guy that like to talk… and like me to talk to him…
:blush:
holy crap – I blush now when I think about it – and that was a life time ago.
talking is fun coz you have to say what you feel… it is so intimate I find – even more so than the act..
When Mike says ‘tell me” I am dying…
Annie – did you figure it out?
Sure Sonia, look at him (sorry Sabine for the extra work with the pics, is you making them appear right?):
OKAY!!!
I’ll go find Michael for YA!!! That is IF, he’s not busy making love to Sabah and staring into her eyes, LOL!!!
OR
listening to Saniia chatter, LOL!!! I think our old fashioned couple aren’t getting as much attention as the modern couple, but OH BOY, when Prince Michael and Saniia DO IT!!!……
:w00t: It will be like a HUGE orgasm that was building up, the longer it takes THE BIGGER IT IS!!!!!
Oh no Sonia… I love PM and Saniia… I think it might be my favourite outta the two.
When I downloaded stuff to read on the train ride to my parents – I brought the Prince.
:wub:
LOOOOL, love them, I can almost HEAR Saniia talking out everything inside of her and PM like “Uh, I guess this means I’m going right…”
MGirl!, no girl, I don’t know how to make my smilies appear acrobats! I never was good at gymnastics, ok?? *crying*
Sabine, you still on the floor? You can’t get up or is it because it’s… uhm… cold and you’re comfortable there after the eyes-love talking?
There you go MartiniGirl
I love that. The act isn’t as hot as talking and all the stuff that comes before it is. Talking is just so intimate, nothing like good old fashioned human verbal communication.
:blush: To me sex or lovemaking is like a journey. Reaching the destination isn’t as much fun as the travel is and all the adventures and experiments along the way. Kinda like traveling the yellow brick road, its more fun than reaching the Emerald City.
:unsure: I know that kinda sounded silly
You mean something like this Sonia
sorry Sabine for the extra work with the pics, is you making them appear right?
Me making the pictures appear?
:angel:
No! It’s maaaaagggggiccccc :smile:
I’m with you MartiniGirl
:wub: Prince Michael and Saniia are slow in the moving, but that’s what’s making it SOO wonderful. Kinda like having a nice gourmet meal slowly!!!! Savoring every minute of it. I know they aren’t as talked about around here, but I’m can so old fashioned although I don’t mention that much. But that’s just because the speed as which Sabah and Michael are moving is just more in tune with our times. I’m sure if we were alive several hundreds of years ago, we be looking at Sabah and Michael thinking…..WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THOSE TWO…THINKNG….
:whistle: :unsure: Scratching our heads, thinking about em….because those things wouldn’t have made sense back then.
:blink: SABINE!!!!
:w00t: YOU NAUGHTY GIRL!!!!! OMG!!!! Where do you come up with stuff like this.
OMG!!!! I’M DYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW….OKAY I’LL COME BACK AFTER A WHILE KAY…AS MICHAEL WOULD SAY!!!!!
:w00t: :blink: :wassat: :shocked: Don’t know how to feel (((tears in eyes from laughing)))
Whoa! That’s where the PM cabin was just when… uhm… ok… Saniia, girl. *OMG-photocaption-face again*
no Annie I meant did you figure out how to add me as your friend…
when it pops up – you have an option to add me..
I gotta agree Sonia – all thet talk about doing what you are gonna do – or what you are doing is intense.
don’t get me wrong – I like the Emerald City verrrry much – but I like the journey to get us there.
If I am in a hurry I can get to the city myself.. but I like the getting the directions from someone else…
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:blush:
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whoop!
:w00t: HOLY GOD!!!
:unsure: :shocked: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY MARTINIGIRL!!!!!! IS THAT WHAT I THINK I HEARD!!!!
:w00t: OKAY I’LL BE BACK AFTER A BREAK…..I’M GONNA END UP DYING TODAY!!!!!
LAUGHING MYSELF MAAADDDD!!!!!!
There’s something wrong with me (my profile) because I can’t even appear as an official addicted on the left side bar. Help Sabine! “My name’s AnniesNotOk, and I’m addicted that’s why Annie’s not OK… well… it depends on how you see it… anyway… I want my CCC addicted card and my name on the addicted list!”
Yup the slow journey is making it much more fun (although Sabine don’t take that as we wanna keep waiting – how about a little 2nd base action…. LOL)
But yes – I gotta say I can be seriously old fashion at times… I don’t say this very often but I was painfully shy about my body and sex when I was growing – it took me a long time to trust that I could be considered sexy and sexual… I thank the talker and my husband (who are not the same man) for making me more comfortable with who i am as a woman – I still have my moments – but now that I am in my 40s they are shorter periods and much more time passes between them – for my 40th birthday I had pictures taken of myself… and it did wonders for my self esteem…
BLAH! where the hell did that come from.
Anyway – back to our couple – I think Saniia’s raw naive spirit is gonna set Prince Michael on fire – when he is so use to woman fawning and being pushy – he is going to want to show her what love making is all about and please her more than himself…….
OH it is gonna be good!
LOL!!!!! OMG, the image of the PM cabin being swept away by Saniia’s humungous orgasm. LMAO!!!!!
I like the Emerald City verrrry much – but I like the journey to get us there.
If I am in a hurry I can get to the city myself.. but I like the getting the directions from someone else…
Ooooo Mgirl, that’s tooo funny!
Sabine, you still on the floor?
Uh, :ermm: Yeah, Annie.
Sonia said:
I’ll go find Michael for YA!!! That is IF, he’s not busy making love to Sabah and staring into her eyes, LOL!!!
Okay, last time we left them he was on his way home from the icecream parlor. Of course, :mad: what do you think they did when they got home and Michael took that make up off?
*struggling to lift myself off the floor*
Well, shamone now somebody help me!!!!
Uh oh – can I not say that here??
oh it is the bar – so yeah…
I am of the opinion that you need to make that journey on your own – or else how are you gonna be comfortable enought to take the directions or let someone else take you there..
just my opinion
*lifting the boss off the floor*
oh can we do it in the car? elevator?
oh really let’s just do it…
boss can you help Annie with her profile issues??
Ok, you lost me with the MGirl metaphor.
Anyway, what you said about the pictures is SOOOOOO nice! I want to do that!!! I’ve been telling for a long time now but nobody is listening. Can I ask you if the pic of your avi is one of them?
Annie, you mean one of these:
There’s only one!
Mgirl, I think it’s true, in order to have a good sexual experience with another person, you have to be comfortable w/ your body, but I really think that starts in your mind. So the key to me is healthy self esteem — some people are very sexual but they don’t like themselves; they “use” other people to make them feel good, ya know.
Did you take nudy pictures? Ooooo, you naughty girl :devil:
Oh ok, I got it! LOL
Whoa, wait! Step by step:
MGirl & Sabine: I didn’t mean I wanted nudity pics, I thought you were saying a “normal” session! Not that I don’t like the idea, but first one, then maybe another (for me!) *applauding MGirl if it’s so*
Sabine, I LOVE IT! I want one of that! (Guapa!)
yes – I did… it was just for me and my tattoo
It was hilarious when I did them – i was not too bad – but the day I had to go back an look at them was awful.. oh I hated everything – finally the photographer said to me Cheryl – we only have so many to choose from – so either start picking something – or book another sitting… LOL
now that it is done – I feel great – when I get my tattoo finished this summer – will do it again – but it will be mostly for the tattoo this time..
yes it does start with yourself for sure – being a girl with many issues in my past – it took a lot to realize it was okay to be me.. and I needed to learn to like and love myself. and to show that part to others
I like your membership card… NICE
LOL Annie… too much! Add me silly goose!
sorry Annie, I missed that – yes my Avi is one of them – which is nude from the waist up… ( i have a big tattoo on my back so I did nude for that – and of course for myself)
She does very suggestive nude/intmacy photos and it was important that I did that – after years of being so *shy* about myself
What the hell – us woman are CRAZY!
I love that word “Guapa” – what does it mean, literally! I’m going to use it all day now.
I would/could never take a nude picture! OMG, I don’t even like pictures of myself until maybe a year later. I always think I look terrible and then a year later I look at the same picture and say, God, I wish I lookd like that now.
*sigh* I can’t see myself clearly! :lol: OMG, I have to laugh *lauging hysterically*
Annie, you want a membership card? I will make one for you, Official Purveyor of Photographic Stimuli and MGirl Blog Imbiber :lol:
oh I like the title… so regal! Do you think the prince will like it?
Girls I am gonna have to sign off soon – since my connection is beside my parents room… and they are about to head there is about 20 mins…
Annie – I hope by tomorrow you have added me!
I so miss you girls! Where are the rest of da ladies tonight..
hello, hello when you get here!
couple more shots before I go
Sabine, you better like what guapa means because it’s “beautiful” (both in Catalan and Spanish) and guapíssima fits you more because means “very beautiful”!
Yeah I want one of that! If I send you that pic of the prohibited eye (uh, that doesn’t sound good… don’t, just don’t think), I mean the eye nobody wants to see will you make me a card? But let me be on that /&%(/·&) bar of the left first! LOL
MartiniGirl – that’s so interesting, thanks for sharing. I thought it was a “normal” session, what you made is even more brave!
Talking about PM… where’s Sonia…?
:ninja:
Annie… you are the cutest thing, ya know thatÉ
Ha!
Drink up baby girl… I gotta leave soon – I think.
Martinigirl, you look like you’re about 12 years old :smile:
Annie, send me that guapissima eye and I will put it up for you pronto!
Right here Annie
Just coming back into Da Bar.
Phew!!! Okay getting a grip on myself…had to step out for a bit
Sorry ladies, Sabine and MartiniGirl had me cracking up and then hubby comes along grabs ma butt and says honey from now on watch your back you’re gonna get more of it!!!!
:w00t: I feel like I’m under attack today. OH GOD FORBID!!!! Michael joins the action!!!!!
:wub: I love Prince Michael and Saniia don’t know about Prince Michael but I can relate to Saniia. MartiniGirl, I use to be very shy also, just my nature, but once I open up I’m unstoppable. I don’t know if I’d say too much but my husband and I were each other’s first and last if you all know what I mean. So I’m kinda enjoying the TTWC story as well. That’s why I really respect Michael, I was telling my husband, although we don’t know for sure, but since Michael wasn’t a womaniser or skirt chaser I think that had a lot to do with his success. Michael was really focused.
Sabine (and MartiniGirl), actually I’m sure I look older than both of you, so shut up guapíssimes!
in the mosaic… everyone says taht
I am actually 39 in that picture…
hehe..
oh crap… getting ready to sign off..
Annie – don`t forget about me…
:blink:
oh and Sabine… please you look like a little girl in the pitures I have seen
Annie-kins.. I doubt it baby girl..
rmember your sunscreen
I pay the people at “church“ dearly for my lack of suncreen in my teens…
oh I feel ike I am 10 – my mommy is standing over me…
could not agree with you more Sonia..
although you gotta love CM`s – ummmmmm – drive
I would not say no to either
:wink: MY SENTIMENT’S EXACT!!!! GOTCHA!!!
PM chivalry with CM drive
Sabine (and MartiniGirl), actually I’m sure I look older than both of you, so shut up guapíssimes!
*whispering* Annie looks like she’s 10, don’t let her fool you!
ooooo, Sonia, can I use that line! So sexy! :wub:
LOL @ Michael being “focused” — that’s one way to put it.
What I see on stage is raw, sexual frustration bursting to be let out!
That’s so beautiful that you and your husband were each other first and only :sigh: LOve that! :heart:
Sure thing girl!!!! Its all yours
Sabine, I have an intimate question about Sabah and Michael if you don’t mind??? Just curious. I know you don’t always put every detail that we the readers can read but still….
:unsure: Has Michael ever practiced orgasm control with Sabah, you know stopping and going routine until its really AWESOME!!! Just wondering. Maybe he might do that with Saniia.