15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
:smile: okay I gotta go soon here as well Sabine…
I’ll take a L.O.V.E. shot before I go.
:lol: Sabine, I have an intimate question about Sabah and Michael if you don’t mind??? Just curious. I know you don’t always put every detail that we the readers can read but still….
:unsure: Has Michael ever practiced orgasm control with Sabah, you know stopping and going routine until its really AWESOME!!! Just wondering. Maybe he might do that with Saniia.
You girls are too much! That’s all I’m going to say! LMAO!!!!! (oh, and I agree it IS awesome!)
Oh, I was just sidetracked(?) by those new bad era pics on the side bar (I almost typed “those bar era pics on the side bad” – LOL).
Sonia – looking out there for Michael…? ; ) The more I read about your story (and history – sorry if I’m intruding) the sweeter I find it! That’s too sweet!
MartiniGirl – Don’t talk me about sun!!! I have a souvenir from one sunburn from my baby years in freckles shape (hate them) and my undereye skin is like cigarette paper (hate it even more)
Sabine – 10 years… on each leg, plus 6 in my head (well, that’s my mental age I guess).
Wow, tantric *ahem* for PM…? *dying* That pic is going to be nothing compared to my own tsunami.
:lol: :lol: OMG!!!!! Annie, you’re probably even funnier in your native language. OMG, that’s the second time you made me cry today!!!!
:tongue: :biggrin: :silly: :cheerful: :biggrin:
:w00t: DANG!!! Why didn’t I think of that!
:wub: Tantra Sex, for Prince Michael and Saniia. Someone was asked if Saniia is going to get pregnant right away if they have sex. Well I was saw a documentary on tv, that said people in acient Babylonia or Mesopatmia used wheat, buckwheat or something and honey as contraception. I’ve heard honey is a food a couple should stay away from if they are trying to conceive.
Thanks Annie, people who came to know my story, and I’ve told you guys NOTHING!! is that I can make a movie out of my life or I should say our lives.
:smile: Age is just a number. I feel like a kid still. When I got married, sometimes people would ring the door bell and say “can I please speak to the lady of the house” and I’d be like “you’re lookin at her” and they be surprised like Oh God you only look 17 or something. I remember when I was 26 one guy asked me so which high school did you just graduate from. I looked at him like, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW OLD I AM????
I even look younger than my younger brother and sister.
:unsure: I guess that comes in handy as you get older. To me Michael was like that I don’t think anyone has been so loved across the decades by people of all ages as Michael was. I still can’t believe when I look at pictures of Thriller era that it was so long ago. To me Michael always seemed young. Its too bad he was so afraid of growing old, that’s why it kinda surprised me in this chapter when he dressed up like grandpa, and played an old man.
it’s really AWESOME
it IS awesome
Aha… *drawing conclusions*
:ninja:
Well, I know age is just that, a number… but I wish I could say too I look younger than what I really am. I don’t see so *pouty face* LOL – me wants!!
But don’t you find yourself remembering sometimes, me esp. in TII, like “hey, Michael is 50!”. I mean, that footage from the extras (I don’t remember exactly which ones – where he’s eating something while seated discussing something with Production, wearing 3D glasses, etc…)… he’s totally BAD ERA Mike, 20 years later! As if Mike didn’t look young enough (that’s thinking about his age), the curly hair looked really good on him, so “fresh”!
Ok, this is “tantric PM” – it’s ok, Mike, it’s ok, let it go or you’re going to explode:
I think age is a state of mind, like if you are pure of heart and not full of evilness, then you’ll look young — I think that’s why Michael always looked young.
But then again, my mother looks 20 years younger than her age, so scratch that theory :lol:
Am i alone? *takes a shot*
im making myself sick with these CM chapters….*cough* sex scenes
sigh and sniff
*slinks off to recovery room*
oh I missed the Tantric sex talk with you gals??
Awwwwwe and I was having such fun last night.
Leaving hickville tomorrow in the AM – will be back to the big city Friday night…
my mantra
I love my mother, I love my mother, I love my…. I DO – I just miss home.
:blink:
Just 24 hours then, and you will be back in Cyberville :smile:
Morning Ladies!
Just had a swiss mocha coffee, and now I’m ready for a drink at Da Bar..
I’ll take a few shots of L.O.V.E.
Oh by the way….. have a nice journey home MartiniGirl!
:whistle: Where is everybody today???
Finally coming into the Da Bar since this morning???
:sad: No one even gave me company for a L.O.V.E shot….
I’m here!, I was sleeping like a baby in the RR *rubbing her eyes*
I want a CCC Resort, with the Neverland MOVIES Room! Michael and his popcorn, two comfortable armchairs (because there can be no simple seats like others theaters) and the chance to curl up with him while breathing his scent.
Now, do the shots have caffeine? Because I think I’m still dreaming…
Enola, if you’re outside the Bar, come in and have some shots too girl!!!
Hey girl!!!
No the shots don’t have caffeine. You got something better than that…MICHAEL!! with him around, no one can sleep, just ask Sabah, LOL!!!
I think everyone is in the Recovery Room! I swear every door in that place is shut tight!
Annie, honey, thanks for the new idea for the newest room. I’ll have to think of how to design it! Love the idea!
I need Thrillers, lots of them, to give me all the energy I’ll need!
hi Sabine
How you doing today girl….its been dead today????
:wassat: Did something happen here last night after I left???
Oh by the way, I must have missed it….but I love your cobra crack card picture, you look so young, oh and I love your hair!!!!
By way way you’re born in the same year as my husband, I’m 1976 born, so that should tell you my age.
with him around no one can sleep – So here we go again, girl, why are you trying to? LOL
Hi Sabine! Girl, it was a flash. When I was coming to the Bar from the RR I was thinking I’d need something to actually “recover” from the RR… the Resort-Movies or whatever you think of finally!
Ok so… Thrillers, shots, … *low voice* coffee for me…
Yeah, with Michael wanting to go on all the rides at Neverland, have water balloon fights, play video games, climbing trees, and going on adventures how can you sleep????
:wassat: Annie….what were you thinking girl????
I was trying to what……….
Uh *poker face*
Michael… rides? *blushing*
Ok, ok… iced coffee for me.
:lol: Its okay girl…its all the effects of Cobra Crack addiction, all of us are suffering similar symptoms.
((HANDING ICED COFFEE))) Enjoy!!!
Although I don’t think they serve iced coffee at this Bar
Ahh, Sonia, I thought you were either 6 or 70, I couldn’t figure out which!!!
I was trying to figure out where to put it on the site, but it was so big, I just decided not to use it.
Annie :heart: *gulping my third Thriller and sketching out plans for the Neverland Movie room*
I have to put Captain EO in there, of course!
Oh, it’s true… I’ll have to go back to the RR… I guess I have no choice *sighs exaggeratedly*
:lol: 6 on the outside but the wisdom of a 70 something.
I’ve come across young children who I just loved talking to as young as 8, 9, 10 even with their limited life experience they are so well spoken and organized in their thoughts, and then I’ve come across senile old people, and GOSH I just can’t stand to be in the same room as them, once or twice I even felt like giving them a black eye.
To me the older someone is doesn’t always mean they are wise, they may have gone through alot of life experiences but have learned NOTHING!!! whereas a child may not have much experience but may be very intellectual, and talk so wisely on whatever it is they know, and express their thought and opinions so well, it just makes you go WOW!!! What a smart kid, if at this age he/she is so well spoken wonder what’s gonna happen when they are older.
hey girls! …*Gracie runs in ,curls flying in all directions, diaper bag, baby and Big Gulp cup in hands*
no time to chat but somebody fill ‘er up with L.O.V.E….i’ve a feeling this day is going to get worse before it gets better :unsure:
thanks!…..hugs and kisses…
Oh by the way Michael was a PERFECT! example of this. His body may have aged, but his innocence and heart was that of a child and for someone who had lived his life in fish bowl all his life, he was so wise beyond his years, that he would have made a Great college professor. To me intellectual people are not just the ones with college degrees. I know MANY! people who are college graduates but STUPID as a jackass, or even worse, LOL!!!
*filling Gracies diaper bag with Golden Boys and Chocolate MIkes* Okay girl, come back when you’re done, I have a Creamy Mike in the freezer waiting for you!
Sonia, you know I always tell eveyrone this. When I was 18, you could not tell me anything. I thought I knew it all. By the time I was around 28, I was confused. But at 30 it was crystal clear, I knew nothing. I am happily content to say today I know absolutely nothing.
That’s why I love talking to chidlren. They are filled with the wonder and amazement with life, full of questions and open to all answers, even those they don’t understand.
If an elder person is not bitter, I love talking to them too — first of all they tell the BEST stories, and they don’t have judgment about it. They just tell the story as is. SEcond, like children, they are inquisitive too. I am so curious, I love people who want to “know” like I do! I’m always trying to puzzle things out.
Though sometimes I wish I could turn my brain off, which is why I’m always in this bar drinking! :lol:
As I say you can never know it all, right until the end.
Life is about the learning wheel turning continuously. Yes I know what you mean, if old people aren’t bitter or stuck about “KNOWING IT ALL”, the yes I do enjoy learning wisdom from them as well.
Hey Sonia, Sabine.
i totally agree. i always say that the smartest people I know are the ones without degrees.
That includes some children as well. :happy: It’s truly amazing
All right Sabine, I made it through my very bad awful horrible no good day and it was much better thatnks to all the “goodies” in my bag :wink:
I’m enjoying my frosty creamy mike AND I just read over on chap.XX that you are workin on a new TTWC?!?! dear dear Prince Michael…pure escapism that one….
Life is good…. you’re the best crack dealer EVER!
Hey Gracie (((((((((((((((((((biggest HUG EVER AGAIN)))))))))))))))))))
I’m so glad you’re here. Sonia, Annie, MGirl, Pinkfrosting (kisses all around, where’s that kissy smilie)
Okay, so I had a productive day which means I did everything I set out to do in my mental list!!!!
I need a nice drink to relax me — I think I’ll have a Mabha, because it has that sizzle and pop!!!!!
Then I’m going to have a nice tall Gentlman and write a bit. I’m working on another shipment and I want this one to be extra good!
You know what I call people w/ no common sense but who have like three letters behind their names and lots of degrees?
Educated Idiots. I worked with lots of them in the legal field over the last 20 years.
Oh, and they are the most pompous too. YOu can’t tell ’em nothin’!
Okay before I turn in for the night and head to Da Recovery room…
:heart: I’ll take one L.O.V.E. shot and one for all the ladies in Da Bar…drink up girls!
Sabine, I absolutely agree with, educated idiots, who think that just because they have degrees they are better than those people of lesser education and academic background. There was movie I watched on this subject matter some time back, it was bollywood movie called “3 Idiots”, and its about how colleges don’t teach students to be themselves and really go for in life that makes them happy and they are good at, it was really good, had me rolling and laughing.
:kissing: Night Ladies!
That sounds like a hilarious movie. :lol: I wish schools would teach people who to THINK for themselves, instead of making them memorize the thoughts of other people!!!!
Night Sonia!!!!! Don’t forget these *handing Sonia a package of Chocolate Mikes and saying w/ a sneaky smile*
For a late night snack . . .. or maybe breakfast :wub:
Hey Ladies
Had such a busy day and need to sit back, relax and have a Sangre.
We need a couple of massage chairs in here, I need it.
Hope everyone is having a great day so far. :heart:
*smelling chocolate from the RR, doubting if it was Michael’s deliciously colored body but no, finally leading to the Bar*
tall Gentleman… a-haaa!
:ninja:
OMG that curl… hi!! Sangre for you girl. Just relax.
(I support the idea, btw)
Goodnight, Sonia.
:wink:
Hi MsJanice *smooches on both sides of your cheek*
Sangre sounds wonderful!!! Pour me a tall glass Annie *throwing Annie my apron and rag and jumping behind MsJanice to massage her shoulders*
YOu don’t need a massage chair when I’m right here. What’s up, girl?
Came in early this morning to see what I missed out on yesterday. (Had to work for 18 hours – budget cuts – yes, it is diffucult times for everyone these days.)
I noticed you discussed “educated idiots”. Yeah, I know a few of them myself. People who seem to take pleasure in intimidating and humiliating the “less fortunate” with their fancy degree, people who think they should have everything handed to them on a silver plate because of their educational status.
However, you will find lots of nice people with a degree, who does not act like that. Who does not brag and walk all over their fellow human beings, who does not believe that experience can be learned from a book, who knows that intelligence is a constant and not something you can improve by going to college.
Ah yes, I am an educated idiot too. However, I am not an idiot because I have been fortunate enough to make it through 8 years of university studies. I never tell people I have a degree unless they ask me. I have never used the three letters behind my name. Why? Because it is not important. It is who you are and what you do. I do my job because I have a great sense of duty and responsibility. It is not the paycheck that makes me get up every morning, no, it’s the people my organisation is meant to take care of. At the same time I am always playing the fool, always trying to make other people laugh and feel comfortable. If you see a group of people laughing their heads off, you will most likely find me in the centre, telling crazy stories.
I play Guitar Hero on my daughter’s Playstation – pretending to be someone like Slash or Angus Young – can you picture it? I am usually a complete embarrassment to my family whenever I get near a swimming pool because I definitely do not act my age (in this all too serious world). I could go on and on…
So I am a responsible person and a happy fool – all in one. Does that make me an idiot?
For some, yes. But my education has nothing to do with it. It did not change me as a person.
Listen, I know you were not going after me, because you had no way of knowing. But I sooo hate generalizations, so yes, I am feeling a bit hurt right now. I am going to find Michael. Maybe he will lend me a sholder to cry on. And then it’s back to those budget cuts…
*’calling out*
Michael, where are you? I need you!
Sorry for being so sensitive by the way.
Heeyyyyy Elona, girl, ((((((((((BIG HUG)))))))))))))))))) 18 hrs, oh no!!!
Girrrrrrl, I’m talking about people who have book smarts but no people skills. Only if the behavior fits the person do generalizations apply. I say it all the time here, I do not believe in labels.
:heart: Now have a L.O. V .E. shot — no, have two!!!!
*snif*
Maybe just one.
Maybe it will help me make those budget cuts… but it’s 75 millions.
*snif*
Michael, come on!! Better hurry up now.
Awwwwe ((((((((((((Elona))))))))))))
You know what they say, where there’s a will there’s a way.
I remember after the Tsunami hit Sri Lanka, there was a woman who was given a home months later. She had lost everything in the flood waters, she didn’t have so much as a pantie to put on.
She said, with tears in her eyes after they presented her with a simple home, one bedroom, a modest kitchen, very simple but beautiful — that the one thing she learned from the tragedy was that she could live with absolutely nothing and be happy.
I thought her perspective was beautiful!!!!! :wub:
Yes, absolutely beautiful. The most valuable thing we have is our lives.
I wish it would apply to my situation as well. I work for the local government and we are now in the process of taking money away from schools, cutting back care for senior citizens and so on…. It does not feel good.
that is sad! :sad:
:pouty: In this world, in this day and age, it seems that what is important doesn’t matter and what is not important is given so much attention.
:blink: Right is left and up is down. Please don’t ask me to explain it — I marvel at it every day, which is why I hardly watch the news.
Morning ladies
What’d I miss last night???
I see that conversation on educated idiots continued last night. Sabine to your last comment, as I always say, normal is considered abnormal these days, and abnormal is normal. Of course the way a person views this, depends on who you ask. What is right to one person, may be wrong to another, and vice versa. College and books, can make you more knowledgeable and aware, but common sense and how to treat others with love and respect is something that no university in the world can teach you. Its something that has to come from within. I have an uncle, a so called ‘educated intellect”. He use to lecture everyone in the family and tell my parents how to raise their kids, and everyone use to pay so much attention to him thinking he just knows WHAT the hell he’s talking about, when in fact his own family life was so screwed up. It turned out he was just mad because the girl he wanted to marry turned him down and he could never forget her, and he use to beat I mean batter, thrash his wife left and right, had his ass thrown in jail many times, and his kids just scoff behind his back and his family….well just gives him the finger all the time. That’s why I never use to give him the time of day, and I would always think to myself when I saw him, here comes the “educated idiot”.
:smile: Thanks for the chocolate Mikes last night, I LOVE chocolate..but who doesn’t right????
Oh need a few L.O.V.E. shots right now!
Good morning girls!!!
Well, since I never went to sleep goood day!!!!
Wanna hear a funny story about “educated idiots”. My sister when she graduated w/ her Masters in Sociology and I told her congratulations told me, Well, now maybe this will encourage you to go back to school and get a real degree. (referring to the fact that she now had her masters and I didn’t)
I laughed and I said, “But I make three times as much as you do!”
LOL!!!!!
You welcome for the Chocolate Mikes but look what I have this morning:
Chocolate Croissants!
*Working from home after 18 hours on the job yesterday*
Feeling, tired, depressed and sad, I needed to find something to cheer me up. Could not think of anything, though. Misery and heartbreak….
However, I just went and checked my mailbox outsideto check if there was any mail (I was expecting bills of course, with my luck it couldn’t be anything but bills) – and YAY! – there it was – a tiny box with my Black Orchid perfume, you know the one Michael used when he couldn’t get hold of that Versailles thing. So I quickly pulled it out of the box – and did it the MJ way. Fhst, fhst, fhst, fhst, fhst, fhst, fhst….
Result:
I CAN SMELL MICHAEL ALL OVER ME.
I’m in heaven, I’m in heaven, I’m in heaven…. :heart:
Sabine
Girl I’m getting worried, sometimes I take notice of the time some of you ladies post your comments.
:wassat: When do you all sleep???
I can’t function if I don’t get a at least a good 8 hours and I have to have the same schedule everyday. I wish I could be like some of you, more flexible, otherwise I look like this
:w00t: :sick: :sleeping:
OMG, that’s so funny about your sister. That just shows, what kind of stereotypes society holds about a person having a degree, that as soon as a person receives one they are some how…upgraded and have got a license to go around talking and preaching to others. Funny your sister should know better about society, she got a masters in sociology!
Well Sabine the movie I was mentioning last night, it racked alot of money worldwide, I don’t know if you know any hindi, but the movie does come with subtitles (although I know that can’t be much fun) but give it a try if you want. It deals with things like this but in a comic vain, and one scene had me laughing so hard I was hitting myself, head about to explode with tears running down my face.
OH GO GET SOME…. :sleeping: :sleeping:
OH I am such a vampire!!! I don’t ever sleep despite my best intentions!
I get maybe five hours at the most but I don’t seem to need more than that. Sometimes i get less and I walk around like this all day!
:alien:
My sister works with children who are abused, pulling them frm their homes and then working w/ their parents and determining if they are fit to get the kids back and she is SOOOOOO ABUSIVE herself, it’s not even funny. So talk about educated idiot. She should not be working in her profession at all!
I love movies w/ subtitles Sonia, I will definitely check it out!!! As for sleeping, I think I’m up until I crash. Thank God i have nothing pressing to do today.
ELona! I smell Black Orchid in the air! *taking a deep breath*