15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
:blink: What the hell is going on here?!?! haha
No seriously, i feel out of place i came in the bar just looking around at the new fixtures and i hear all this chatter, i hear Michael this Michael that, water balloon, rips clothes and i thought for a min you guys were talking about an old Cowboy mike chapter, but then i knew it wasn’t because not once did i hear Sabah.
:wassat: Shame Shame Shame.
:shocked: i think Sabah would be very mad if she found out you guys are ripping off Michael clothes. I mean what type of bar is this?? LMAO.OK Im outta here before she gets here.
*Runs out of Bar*
Omg!aghhhh I’m sorry I wasn’t here to help u with Michael, Sonia. XD he got away again! He’s to good.lol. We need a very well calculated plan.hmmmm.
:lol: Ameera
Where have you been girl. We didn’t rip Michael’s clothes off, Michael ripped off Marlon’s shirt in the Victory Tour he did.
Michael was creaming Enola with water balloons and so we creamed him and Enola gave baby mike a bath, then I tried to catch him and got away, AGAIN!!!
:biggrin: I guess you must have missed all the cobra and anaconda fun as well!
Yeah SIM, what to say, I’ll get him next time. I found him riding through NeverLand Kingdom on his horse, LOL!!!! I don’t think I can catch him that way, I’m not that fast.
Is this pic real? Who is this girl?
http://tinypic.com/r/33os6kn/5
Come on Pink Frosting, girl…
You know who that girl is….its SABAH!!!
:smile: :blush: Yep that pic is real….like the one of them making love at the end of of “Tabloid Junkie” is also.
LOL!!! There’s no way to catch up with him if he’s on a horse!!!
Ah well…maybe a big tall Creamy Mike will help me think. Lol
Oh, I don’t look like this :alien: — I guess the sleepless nights haven’t caught up w/ me yet.
Yeah, I saw the group hug, it was very sweet. I’m noticing a definite pattern — the emotions come in in fluxes and intervals. Sadness, and then Michael’s clothes are getting ripped off or someone’s trying to sneak into his window. :lol:
PF, noooooo :wassat: that’s definitely NOT Sabah, sorry charlie. I don’t like that pic. (If I did, you know it would be up in the here some where!)
Now the one of Michael making love to Sabah, that’s real :wink:
Ameera, I swear, I don’t think you’ve EVER been in here before!!!! :lol: Now I know you’re lurking and spying for Sabah!
Do you think she’ll ever make an appearance in here? *shudder* I’m scared!
Haha. Sonia didn’t you read what i just wrote.
You guys better stop before Sabah comes in here, you know she has a short temper.
But i think the only girl who should be enjoyin cobra and anaconda action is Sabah. Im going to keep it that way :happy:
Please, if Sabah is going to ever make an appearance, let me know before because I want to be near the exit door, just in case! There are jealous women who could start the Third World War… and then there’s Sabah. I don’t even know how Michael got away with spelling her name that way (I don’t dare to write it again).
Hey Ameera (nice to see you here!), Sonia, SIM, PF, Sabine!
Girl do you see me hiding underneath the bar! Just the thought of Sabah coming in here, and Michael is like this:
Can you hear the pin drop?
Knowing Sabah, she’d look around the bar coldly, sit calmly, order a Mabha and then turn to Michael and in a frosty voice and say,
Uh, can I speak to you for a minute?
I would make sure I was locked up tight in my office but call out from there, I didn’t know what was going on, Sabah, I swear!
I mean, Michael would already behind the bar hiding anyway, looking up with his pleading eyes and saying, SSSSSsssshhhh, as if she hadn’t seen him!
lmbo!!!
Damn you girls made a mess in here today! Well, I finally make it in for a drink and as usual, everyone is gone :sad: …guess i’ll be drinkin alone again. Maybe i should have a Mrs. M. so i can sing ‘there’s a tear in my beer cuz i’m missing you my dears….’….. nah..hate beer so there will be a tear in my Mikegasm. Sabine won’t mind if i just take the bottle over to the movie theater…i saw a Michael in there yesterday, maybe he is lonely too :blush:
Hey Gracie! I think Ameera scared everyone with the thought that Sabah might one day make an appearance. Truthfully my hands are still shaking *shows Gracie how my hands are trembling. The shot of L.O.V.E. is spilling over the top of the rim of my glass as I bring it to my lips*
The bar is no good w/o MGril, too. She’s not feeling well :sad:
You know I don’t think anyone LIKES beer — I think it’s an acquired taste. Like when it’s cold, wow, it’s very satisfying, but I wouldn’t say it tastes good.
Michael might be in the RR — truthfully, I think he’s hiding :smile:
*walks up to the bar and sits down*
This insomnia is killing me. :/ *lays head down* I feel like a zombie..look like a vampire. I need a pick-me-up. Lol.
Maybe a Mikegasm?? Orrr…The Force *really big smile!*
Hi how is everyone this mornin??
Morning SIM, withdrawal kicking your butt huh? Join da club *pouring SIM a nice hot cup of Creamy Mike*
See you can drink it hot or cold :wink:
Hi Everyone
Hi Sabine, SIM, I see you guys are in Da Bar this morning.
I’ll have whatever you guys are having.
:biggrin: You know we must be the only ladies in the world who start our day off in a Bar having alcohol, rather than sitting in a cafe or something and having a regular coffee. At this rate I might need to go in for rehabilitation.
:wub: :heart: Sabine I L.O.V.E The new colors, its looking so gorgeous!!! Even more fun now.
Hello Sabine, Sonia! *slowly sipping creamy mike*
Yes. The withdrawals are definitely kicking my butt.haha. I told one of my friends about this site yesterday. She was reading all day hahaha she’s already addicted. These are some serious drugs u got here. Lol. U need a rehab for CobraCrack. :P
LOL Sonia XD this is the best way to start the day!
Oh and I agree with you! The new colors look great!!! :D
I think all the ladies in here have had a real scare with the thought of Sabah coming in here.
I can understand….because like I’ve said before, I have alot of her characteristics, and speaking from personal experience we might have reason to worry, LOL!!!
I can be so possessive, that there was once a time I would get dreams, for NO REASON, that my husband was having an affair with someone else or some woman was trying to seduce him, and OMG!!! Did HELL BREAK LOOSE!!! I actually once in dream broke a thick branch off of a tree and was headed for an attack and well…..you ladies might guess what happened after that. Once I would awaken, I had just had the urge to rough my husband up bit and would just (in a nice way of course) give him a punch and he’d be like “OUCH!!! what was that for???” well I’d say “that’s what you get for messing around with another woman” LOL!!!
:wassat: and he’d be like this “what the hell is she talking about” and I would tell him and he be “its not my fault your BRAIN is dreaming up all screwed up things.
:wub: :heart: Poor puppy had to take the wrath of my over active imagination, LOL!!!
I can only imagine what Sabah would do to Michael and US if she saw all this. But knowing Michael she doesn’t have anything to worry about, I know I wouldn’t but sometimes you just have your moments, I guess that is HUMAN NATURE, LOL!!!
If all you are getting scared of yourselves.
:devil: Just think what Sabah is going to do to Melissa when she finally gets her hands on her!
I’m surprised Michael has been able to keep Sabah and Melissa away from each other so far. I’d be after him day and night, I remember doing something similar.
Morning ladies…starting my day with a couple shots of L.O.V.E….coffee?!?! yuck!!! who would want to drink that vile concoction when you can feel like this?!? :wub:
I agree with you Stranger in Moscow..this is the best way to start your day..especially on Monday :tongue:
I can’t believe you all think we need rehab! :lol: I don’t know about you but i could quit anytime i want…really i’m fine :whistle: …i swear…I could……..but i don’t want to!
Sabine, I am reserving judgment on the colors..it looks awesome but last night in here in a dark room the bright on black was giving me serious eyestrain : :w00t:
Sonia, I think it was you commented somewhere yesterday about being nervous about having a son and i just want to assuage your worries…I have 3 boys then a girl and SHE is the most difficult!! The boys are a bit more physical but I never had the tantrums and mood swings from them like i do now with my daughter! WHEW! she can be verrrry trying . The bond is different with boys and i did feel like i “lost” them to cool fun daddy at a certain age, but my oldest who is 13 and starting to butt heads with daddy often is kind of coming back to me now. My middle son is a lot like Michael, one side quiet and sensitive and imaginative, the other very tricky and joyful and he LOVEs babies and little kids, especially his baby sister…they have the most special relationship. ..he happens to be named after an archangel too :angel: Anyway, truth be told, i am more nervous about raising my daughter, i’m so afraid of screwing her up! Okay? so go ahead and get knocked up…it’s an amazing adventure!!!
okay off-topic…can anyone tell me how to resize that damn little box on my Google profile when trying to add a picture!!?!?!? I am getting so frustrated with it! ARRRRGH!
see..i wanted to change it up for spring and i found this cute little pic but i can only fit in one corner of it!! I feel so old and stupid…..
*cough*
greetings beautiful ladies…
just had to drop in for a little fix… and back to bed
Sabine – I don’t have the energy to say this properly – but wow – I love all the changes and upgrades to da place… You ROCK girl
hope to be back rocking the bar soon…
Hi Ladies
MartiniGirl…you’re back, how are you feeling now???
LOL!!!@ Gracie…I know what you mean every child is different. Actually my husband was way more nervous of having a boy than I was, and I told him even if it was a boy, he wouldn’t have to worry about anything, since he would have our genes, and so naturally he would turn out to be great..at least I would have hoped. Actually I was just a bit resentful of boys, because growing up my brother got treated like the king of the house which is often very common in Eastern families, and if you’re a girl you get treated like dirt. So I just really wanted a daughter for a chance to “set things right” and just throw it back in everyone’s face like “hey look…she’s a girl and yet we treat her with unconditional love and respect” My mother would call up and always be asking what I give her to eat and after some time that question started becoming very annoying because I knew she wanted to hear from me that I don’t feed my daughter good healthy food since its a waste of time and money for girl….. Of course I would love to have a boy as well, but even before I got married or met my husband, once day I heard a strange voice coming from somewhere I was all alone in the living room of my parents house and I heard a girl child’s voice calling “mommy!! mommy!!!” it was really strange. When I met my husband, we always use to talk about our daughter like she was already with us although she was born 5 years after we got married. We’d walk in the mall or the stores and see little black shoes and be like “oh their are our little girl’s shoes”. We had her name picked out and I even knew what she was going to look like, and voila!!! she was almost very close to what I had imagined.
Okay who’s up for a shot of L.O.V.E. with me??? handing one to Gracie and MartiniGirl, drink up ladies.
So, I guess I missed out on the action again.
Why does the bar always explode into life the minute I’m out the door?
NOT FAIR! I want to be in another time zone!
Anyway, a shot of L.O.V.E. is never out of place.
hi Enola…I know what you mean, I feel like I live across the sea like you! my schedule just conflicts with everyone elses! I’m here again wrestling with creating an avatar STILL :biggrin:
here…*pouring shots of L.O>V.E.* this will take the edge off!
Yaaaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnnn, good morning my dear ladies!!!!!
Gracie, you CAN’T resize the picture on google!!!! You have to resize it somewhere else, and then come back with a picture that fits! You’re not stupid or old, google is!!!!! I wanna see the picture!!! I only get to see a few of your beautiful faces, it’s such a treat!
MGirl, are you feeling better honey? The bar needs you, girl!!!!! As you can see I’m toying around with colors. I actually did some reading up on light text on dark backgrounds.
I felt the same way you did, Gracie, with the white on black :w00t: but I felt it was nicer and easier with a darker color and I changed the font. I’m still experimenting so we’ll see how it comes along. I like the black though, because it makes everything seamless.
Soniafierce, girl your pour husband!!! :lol:
I think Sabah is pretty cool w/ Michael having friends — I mean I don’t see her in the story chasing after him and making sure he’s not talking to any woman.
Um :ermm: she may just not want anyone pulling his clothes off, if you know what I mean *nervous laugh*
*looks around* :whistle:
Okay, hopefully Ms. Ameera, our resident spy hasn’t told her anything and we’re safe.
Do you see what I did with their “picture” — I wanted to make Sabah’s face more obscure. You know I just realized, with the big debate about Sabah and Saniia being black, I never even referred to the front cover of Tame the Wild Cobra. I mean, that’s supposed to be Saniia :w00t:
I don’t know about you, but when I’m reading a book, I totally dismiss the front cover and just decide in my own mind what the character looks like. Sometimes I wonder if the person who they got to create the cover even read the description of the character in teh book because sometimes they get it allllllll wrong.
But anyway, what do you guys think of the cover?
Edit, edit: I see some people were typing while I was.
Hi Enola!!!
You know, Gracie, Sonia, raising my son has been a different experience than raising my daughter. My mother has six kids, and I think when you have a lot of kids, you see the big difference in girls and boys, and also the big difference in different children. They all come here with their own little personalities and spirits and you have to kind of adjust to it.
Then comes the dreaded TEEN YEARS da da da dunnnnnnn.
I just survived phase one with my daughter and here comes my son. I looked up this morning and realized he’s taller than me. And the other day, Ii took him to get some sneakers and he’s wearing a size 12 :w00t:
I told his father, I can no longer afford to feed and clothe this boy!
But my sweet, nice, innocent little Mama’s boy is growing up :tear: he loved me so much as a child, much more affectionate than my daughter, who has a heart of stone :lol:
But he still cries if you say something that hurts his feelings or if he thinks you’re yelling at him, so I think he’ll always have that sensitive side. He likes to be touched too, like if you rub his back or stroke his arm. I told him, you’re going to make some girl very happy! :smile:
But now he has a bit of THE MOUTH, too. I just took the cable box out of his room.
:angry: Wow, wait until he gets home. His teacher called to say he didn’t do part of his homework. Do you know that boy told me he didn’t have homework!
AH! I think I conquered the evel Google box!!! There’s an hour of my life i’ll never get back! do you liike the pic? that’s the crack baby on Valentine’s Day! :wub:
OMG Sabine…my son NEVER has homework!! it’s the same conversation every day…
mom:did you do your homework?
kid: i don’t have any homework.
OR
kid: i did it in school
iswear he thinks i just fell off the turnip truck and never talk to any other parents! :lol:
at his school if they haven’t completed an assignment they have to call home and i have to go pick his 2ss up and take him home to finish the assignment and then schlepp him back again!! well, that happened ONCE and i told him if he EVER makes me do that again he will regret it….so far hasn’t happened :happy:
Ah, I see the discussion about boys and girls continued.
In Denmark it generally does not make a difference if you get a boy or a girl. As long as the baby is healthy, then evertything is fine. That said, I must confess I was hoping for a girl when I first learned I was pregnant.
I too was under the impression that girls are easier to raise. So of course I was happy when it turned out to a a girl.
So has she been sweet and adorable all the time? NO! I can tell you a thing or two about stubborn behaviour. If she felt things were not going her way, she often declared; “My legs are broken,” and then she just sat down no matter where she was. Oh boy, did it get embarrassing at times…
oh I forgot…I have always loved the TTWC cover drawing, i like the ‘Harlequin’-style of it but i don’t think that’s Saniia, she looks to old or something…now that i look and think about it, she kind of looks like a Charlie’s Angel! :lol:
Hi Gracie,
Yes, I have noticed that you are not in the bar either when everybody else is partying.
Homework?
Who said it was just boys who never have homework?
My daughter told me times and times again last year that she did not have any homework.
Until one fine day when she brought home a note from school…
Mommy got VERY angry!
LOL Enola @ your daughter’s legs being broken! Mine is not that verbal yet, but she will just lay down on her face in the middle of the supermarket or wherever and not budge. I have to pick her up and she’s like a limp noodle or else she kicks me. yeah, real sweet, huh? the worst is I know that before i had her i would have seen a kid acting like that and thought..” oh, if that was my kid i would NEVER let her behave that way!” …little did I know!
See, you have your own idea in your head of what Saniia looks like right? That’s how I like it — I always ignore the cover of romance novels. But I think I did a good job with Michael on that cover, although he wasn’t that muscular. :smile:
Oh, God, I can’t take another homework conversation. My theory is just do it already! Gawwwwdddd!
oh yes Sabine, Michael is beautiful there, you used your creative license or course…mmm..those thighs are yummy! good grief, i’m getting excited over a drawing! Help! a drink…STAT
Well as far as Saniia is concerned I don’t picture her at all what she looks like on the cover. I always pictured as being tanned, dark eyes, and very thick long dark hair since you said after she took a bath she was braiding her hair on either side of her head. I think girls back then had very long beautiful hair past their butts.
As for Sabah, based on her ethnicity, I picture her to be tanned or a little darker maybe, dark brown eyes, and dark hair, mostly straight slightly wavy and bouncy half down her back. Both Sabah and Saniia are of medium height maybe 5’5 or 5’6, slender not too skinny or overly chubby and big boned. Both of them have good sized chest, not mosquito bites but also not bulging that need quicker picker uppers! I imagine them both as being cutsey beautiful more than sexy. In my mind Sabah even looks younger than her age, an innocent face with a sweet smile, and Saniia of course as well.
I never have given any thought or paid attention to what their race or ethnicity was nor really care. They both make Michael happy and he loves them, that is good enough for me. Oh and both of them have soft voices as well like Michael, and not rough voice with a tone to match it like LMP, and Saniia since she is so innocent and a girl of olden times her speech and manner of speaking is very sweet and full of wonderment like a little girl, and always sounds so bubbly and chirpy which to me was probably common of girls back then.
:lol: WOW!!! I didn’t realize I could detail how I see Sabah and Saniia and still feel I have not fully expressed myself.
Look at that little cutie pie with those glasses on, where does she think she’s going?
:angel: OMG, Gracie, she’s adorable.!!! I had to come over to the other side to see it, from inside the site, I don’t see your AVs.
she’s a doll baby! I just love babies! :wub:
I swear someone is always commenting when I am!!!!!
Sonia love, love your description — especially the breasts (quicker picker upper :lol:)
I must tell you that Sabah is about 5’2 – 5’3 — she’s little!
I don’t know how tall Saniia is!!!
@Gracie
Does your daughter by any chance have different colored glasses that came in package with heart, and star shapes, my daughter has bunch of them also and likes to go around like a movie star.
ha-ha Sonia, those sparkly red ones my son got a preschool but she loves ANY kind of sunglasses and will just rip them off your face if you let her! she is just starting to be able to put clothing on and she will put on whatever she finds lying around (which in my house could be anything from baseball hats to little girl PJs) so i have lots of pics of her in interesting outfits :smile:
sheesh Sonia, your descriptions of Saniia and Sabah are so detailed! I commented the other day that I see Sabah as looking a lot like our Sabine and i tend to think of her as being short and curvy (like me…well, maybe like pre-babies me!) Prince Michael always describes Saniia as looking very young in his eyes so i see her that way too, young and umm, perky. and with the long dark hair just like you said.
Sabine, my husband and i are both complete baby addicts! we keep saying we are getting too old for this but they are like that free sundae at Friendly’s you know…you’re really too full for it and you know you’ll probably feel sick afterwards but it looks so yummy and you know it will be fun while it lasts so you have it anyway!
Gracie, that is a PERFECT description!!! The free sundae at Friendlys!!! LOL!
You flatter me so much thinking that Sabah looks like me! In my mind, Sabah is much cuter than i am! :lol:
My niece has a thing for shoes she loves to wear high heels and walks all over the house with it, that and her purse, she likes a purse too. Oh, And she has a lotion thing too. She takes the bottle and just bombards herself with it. I mean at one point she couldn’t see, she had so much lotion caked on her face. I wwas like, what are you doing? Then she says, “C’mere.” And she puts it on you, too.
Every time I think of her I smile. The last time she was at my house, she looked at me and for no particular reason at all said, “ I feel a celebration coming on“. She’s only 2 but I think she’s really 40!!!!
LOL!! @ Gracie…wow!!! you said she’s 2 right??? Wait until she gets older and wants to smear lipstick and makeup all over herself, if she hasn’t started already. My daughter loves to put stickers all over the house, our coffee table is officially destroyed, and the living room carpet is full of all nice colors from markers and felt pens.
As for Sabah and Saniia I don’t imagine them too short or too tall, they have to fit Michael since he was I think 5’9-5’11 (depending on different sources) Michael wasn’t very heavy or big boned, but lean, so to me Sabah and Saniia shouldn’t be overly skinny or too heavy.
:sick: Whenever I would see Michael and Debbie together I would think if they did indeed have sex, if she was ever in the top position Debbie would have crushed him to death (((shuddering in disgust))). This could just be my bias, but I find it to be real turn off the woman in any relationship being physically bigger than the man. LMP I never liked her, she always seemed very rude and overly aggressive, no sweetness at all, her and Debbie.
So I picture both Sabah and Saniia making up for all the qualities that both LMP and Debbie lacked, I liked to picture both, but Sabah especially as having the class that LMP and Debbie never had. Sabah is assertive and stands her ground but isn’t rude to Michael and shows him the respect, love and understanding her so deserved in real life. As for Saniia, girls of her time were naturally docile and more shy and reserved anyways (at least in my opinion). But both Saniia and Sabah to ME or full of more class and the ladies both LMP and Debbie could never be.
OMG mine loves lotion too! and shampoo! She shrieks like a banshee when i rinse her hair but as soon as i take my eyes off of her she grabs the bottle and soaps up again and she washes my son’s hair over and over if he is in the tub with her!
LOL and your niece’s celebration! they say the craziest things! we always say”we should write that down” when one of them comes up with something funny but we never do and now we sometimes remember what was said but not which kid said it!
Oh Sabine, you are beautiful you know! you have that ‘exotic beauty’ thing that i always wished i had. it’s funny but i am just a plain ole white person and as a little kid growing up in the country i never saw any real people who weren’t white. I can remember seeing Sesame Street sometimes and seeing this little girl with lots of braids and wanting my hair like that! i always thought people of various and mixed ethnicity were so beautiful.
all righty then…one more drink for the road and i’m outta here! thanks for the drinks and the convo girls!
What!
Is Sabah only about 5’2 – 5’3?
My daughter is almost taller than that – and she’s only 11.
How tall was Michael by the way?
Sonia, you were typing when I was but good Lord did you have to put that mental image of Michael and Debbie in my head?!?! YIKES! that give me shivers …You owe me a drink AND a chocolate-covered Mike for that one!! :lol:
Hi Enola…I don’t know different sources have quoted Michael being anywhere from 5’9-5’11. I think Sabine once wrote in Rock with You that Sabah is 5’5 when she went overboard???
@Gracie…SORRY girl
:w00t: :sick: didn’t meant to make you look like this! The fact the Michael lived after having 2 kids with her, gives me some reassurance that nothing happened between them, PHEW!!!
Alrighty…hey Sabine if you are tending Da Bar, one Golden Boy and chocolate covered Mike for Gracie, (its on me).
Can I have one too, Sonia?
i just read what you wrote about…that woman…too.
I can’t go to bed with that image on my mind.
Hahaha goodness I always leave the bar when everyone starts talking XD bad bad timing. :/
Omg ahaha I was just reading yalls description of Saniia and Sabah..I’m the same height as Sabah XD I’m so short..everyone always picks on how little I am. Lol
Sooooooo I think today ill have a Chocolate Covered Mike! WOO! :D
What’s everyone up to????
:lol: OKAY!!! My intention was not to gross anyone out!!!
((passing one Golden Boy and Chocolate covered Mike))) There you go Enola…..drink up girl!!! I wouldn’t want you to have nightmares all night about THAT woman!!! Although I don’t know how she sleeps peacefully at night. So many of us ladies in here love talking about our kids and all the beautiful moments we have with them. I could never understand what THAT woman was made of or where she was coming from. (From now on I think we should just call her THAT woman or the big ole Butch).
Hey SIM, girl come on in and join the fun, its never too late to jump in, LOL!!! Passing one Golden Boy and chocolate covered Mike to SIM, ENJOY!!!
Oh SIM, don’t feel bad about being short, my husband is 6’0 ft and I’m only 5’3, but it you know what, your man just has an easier time swinging you then. You don’t want him to die while carrying you do you, and just think how he squeeze you like a little teddy bear then!!!! OMG, again getting graphic images of THAT woman and Michael again. (((fighting back the urge))).
:pouty: I think I’ll just shut my mouth and run outta here before I gross you ladies out even more.
YOU KNOW I HATE IT WHEN YOU TALK IN THAT SEMI-LANGUAGE (INCHES?) I DON’T UNDERSTAND, RIGHT? *pouty face and kicking down*
Hi… – LOL!
:pouty:
Sorry Annie….you taking to me???
:wassat: I really didn’t get you when said I talk in semi-language…exactly what is it that you wanted me to finish saying girl???
I’ve already grossed out some ladies in here this afternoon, you coming for your round too. I’ve had to give all the ladies in here a Golden Boy AND! a Chocolate covered Mike.
:lol: I guess you’re feeling a little left out….so here you go (((passing a Golden Boy and Chocolate covered Mike))) Enjoy Annie!
Sabine wher are you??? I wasn’t volunteering to tend Da Bar, girl that’s your job!!! I guess that’s what I get for my BIG MOUTH, LOL!!!
Sorry, Sonia, it was just a joke (my measurement system is different and I never get it). Don’t worry!
:wink:
:lol: Like I said girl, you never get enough
:wink: Oh I think I got what you were saying…I can take a hint.
:biggrin: Go back to playing your trombone, LOL!!!