15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
:shocked:
LOL!!!
:whistle: Why are you looking so shocked????
:wink: Ah….playing innocent, like the way Saniia does?
I don’t… I don’t know what you are talking about… *cough*
I never told you but I love your avi! Look at that jaw-line.
Talking about avis… Gracie… OMG!
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:lol: I’m just pulling your leg, girl.
You know something Annie..I guess in this cyber age of ours, human communication as evolved with it. But when ever I read your comments, and the way you talk and express yourself, I get the same vibes from you as I do when I read Saniia.
:wassat: I don’t know, but the same innocence, and chirpiness I pick up from Saniia I pick up from you. I’ve been noticing it a long time, but only commenting about it now.
As for the avi, that is my MOST favorite picture of Michael. He looks the most handsome in it to me and like a real gentlemen in this picture. Very crisp, too bad I couldn’t fit his bow tie and everything in. He almost looks good enough to be dressed up for his wedding in that pic. I hate to sound nasty but the way his neck looks in that picture..
:devil: (((VAMPIRE ON THE LOOSE LOOKING FOR BLOOD!!!)))
OMG, Saniia… I mean, Sonia! That was SO sweet.
:cwy:
You know I gotta go for now…be back later, but I’ll leave you this for now.
:devil: She looks like she wants to draw blood and very hungry!!!
Oh oh… I smell Sabah!!!! *running away*
LOL – Talk to you soon, Sonia.
Hahaha your right Sonia! Maybe being short is good in some ways :P
Oh goodness! Maybe I should stay on this site always! So I don’t miss anything.lol.
*drinks Golden Boy and Chocolate Covered Mike back to back!*
Okay! Who wants to dance with me??? Lol.
Hey hey!! I wanna know…what is EVERYONES favorite song? :P
Hi Annie, Hi StrangerInMoscow, Hi Enola, Hi Gracie!!!!
See my readers pay more attention than I do — yeah Sabah is 5’5 — lol! My bad. She’s a little taller than I thought.
Gracie, I know you’re beautiful, that’s why your husband keeps giving you all those kids!!!!
:whistle:
:angel: and that angel face baby, where’d she come from???? Hmmmmm
:lol: I would never call myself “exotic” to me exotic is like that kind of woman (or man) that you just can’t STOP staring at!!!!
Sonia that GIF!!! Now I can see Sabah in the audience when that GIF took place. Is it me, or did Michael kiss her back? I’ve looked at it like six times now. At one point it looks like his lips are puckered, and he has that smile on his face like,
You bettah stop playing with me girl, ‘fore I give you what you looking for!
LMAO!!!! I love the way he’s stroking the back of her hair with his big hands!!!!
Okay I’m back
Sabine….I don’t know it does look like he might have kissed her back. Yeah you did say Sabah was 5’5 in “Rock with You” when she went overboard. I kinda just remembered that.
:wink: I hope you have been quiet around here because you are working on that GREAT TTWC chapter.
As for seeing Sabah in the audience and watching that great kiss!!! this is the broom she is going to use to hit and knock out Michael with after the show
:biggrin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou6xVVGoHeU
LMAO!!!! Please God, don’t let Sabah hurt Michael!!!!
Sonia, you are very good. Even I didn’t remember writing that.
Yes, I’ve been steadily working on the chapter. It’s one of those chapters that has taken on a life of it’s own. Just when I think I’m done, something else comes up. The only good thing about that is that it will be longer.
Plus, in the middle of writing it, I was hit with a scene for the next chapter of Cowboy Mike and I had to stop and write that!
It’s been a crazy couple of days.
LOL!!! What would you do, if you found your man doing that??? I can’t think of anything better.
Sounds like the next chapter of TTWC is going to be the best yet! Looking forward to it.
OMG!!! Aghhh I can’t wait for the next chapter of TTWC!! Oooo its gonna be great!:)
How has everyones day been?
Mondays are always sooo blah for me.lol
I feel so lazy today, like it’s Sunday still It’s a good thing I don’t have anything pressing to do. It’s one of the rare days when I can truly relax. And what’s relaxing for me? Writing :lol:
Hhahaha that’s cool. I wish I had some kind of talent like that. :P
What I do when I wanna relax is litsten to music.:P and when I’m alone…I dance and sing too.haha I’m too shy to do it in front of others. XD
I’m still sick and drugged up. Read the past few comments…and realized I want Sabah to beat somebody’s ass. Maybe bitch slap mike and melissa…lol
Ok *cough*…back to the sack I go.
Oh yea…so that pick I posted of the shirtless mike and girl is a photoshopped pic?
Hi ladies,
My daughter is not feeling well today, so I am working from my home. (Nothing bad, just an upset stomach) However, it also means that I am destined to end up in here, hanging around the bar all day long…waiting for something to happen. I think I am getting to a point where I am in desperate need of rehab. Yeah whatever…I will deal with that another day.
I guess I had better start with a non-alcoholic drink since I am working…hmmmm…ah, a Thriller, of course.
You’ll find me in the corner over there in front of my computer in case you want to talk or have a drink. I promise to pull out my earplugs every now and then…
*Dragging myself out of my office looking like this*
:alien:
*grumbling* Morning Enola! awwww, your honey is sick. I’m so sorry. I am so fortunate, knock on wood, neither I or my children get sick often . My bedside manner is kind of atrocious, so that’s probably a good thing. I’m the one that says:
You’re sick! Well, why didn’t you tell me! God, don’t throw up on my floor! OCDing all over the place. I make myself sick! :lol:
Enola, I hate to tell you but um, did you read the disclaimer. There is no cure. There is no rehab that can help you.
I mean, seriously, you’ve been in the bar drinking MIchael’s ESSENCE!
:w00t: Hello????
*Pour myself a huge pitcher of L.O.V.E. and start drinking it right from the pitcher. *
You’ve got him in your system now!! The only thing to do is keep feeding the habit! Here, you wanna sip?
Pulling my bathrobe closed and adjusting my slipper. I’m staring at Michael’s picture.
:smile:
Another idea!!!
*runs back to the office*
No cure? :shocked:
Just kidding! :tongue:
I have known for a long time that I am a lost cause.
*noticing that Sabine left the pitcher of L.O.V.E. on the table*
I really shouldn’t…it’s not right…I’m working…
NEVERMIND! Down the hatch!
Okay now, back to work. I bet the posters I am supposed to be working at today will be full of L.O.V.E. as well…
*sneaks in the bar with a sneaky look on face* i think i will have a creamy mike… Looking for some trouble to get into…. *Hums and whistle to self*
*Sabine comes out and catches Mjquan at the bar*
Ooooo, I’ve been looking for you!
Telling someone on Twitter to come to this site but pretend to be older :lol:
Girl, you are crazy!
Enola, posters full of love, that’s a GOOD thing!
Hey, who drank my pitcher of L.O.V.E. ?
*pulls earplugs out*
Huh?
Oh, the pitcher of L.O.V.E…that was me, Sabine. Sorry, could not resist!
Hi there, Mjquan,
I did not see you come in.
*puts earplugs back in and goes back to work*
*Pouring two pitchers*
Here you go, Elona *slams it on her table and it splashes onto her laptops which is now glowing a pretty pink.
*Bringing my pitcher to my lips and downing a big gulp *
Here I go!!!
MjQuan, you get to have the creamy mike! No L.O.V.E. for you
:lol:
Girl, you know I’m kidding! I left a glass for you on the bar!
*slinks back into my office*
*whistles, girl i dont know what youre talking about* (laughs nervously) what do you expect, im only 19 years old..*innocent face* (changes subject) i love the colors youre trying out for CCC… *Sips nonchalantly on the creamy mike*
:ermm: No changing the subject.
Nineteen is old enough, but how old was the person you were sending?
:w00t:
Oh by the way, thanks — I’m loving the blue right about now, for the highlights.
Hey!
What happened to my laptop?
if i can remember i think 16. I just didnt want her to be immature on the site thats all…please dont have my head for this master, is that an appropriate age? I think your site is pretty respectful for 16 and up. Those are my peers kinda… Hell
OMG, Elona, did I do that?
Isn’t that so cool!!! :lol: How did you find that?
I’m dying over here because we’re both supposed to be working!
Mjquan, quiet as kept I think I have a few “under age” followers. :wink:
Someone sent me a twit pic the other day and I couldn’t believe my eyes – it was really like straight up porn to me. I was like, OMG who is monitoring Twitter?
To me it’s impossible to police the internet and besides, I was reading romance novels when I was 14 :smile:
Did she come by?
Hi Sabine,
Yeah, it happened when you spilled a few drops of L.O.V.E. on my laptop. Buy hey, isn’t it wonderful?
The L.O.V.E. is so strong it works on laptops too!! It’s like magic! :heart:
(BTW, did not find it, it’s homemade. Thirty seconds of work in Photoshop. It’s not perfect, but like you I am supposed to work, so I had to keep it simple…)
*shaking her head, talking to herself*
Who are you fooling, girl? You are SUPPOSED to work, but it ain’t working…
Oooo, good job, Enola; it’s lovely!!!!
I’m supposed to be working :w00t:
Really? I swear, my goal – eventually God willing – is to never work, lol!
Seriously, I was writing and then made the mistake of checking my bank account and realized my credit card bill hadn’t been paid. Seeing that late fee zapped the creativity right out of me! Thank God, I always pay my bills in full every month so they waived the fee.
Now I don’t know how I’m going to get the creativity juices flowing again!!!! :sad:
Never to work…LOL!
Sure, that would be nice.
However I think I would experience some really interesting side-effects if I stopped working. I am pretty sure one of them would be that it would no longer be possible to seperate the chair I’m sitting in right now from my butt. It would simply become a part of me, because if I don’t have anything else to do, I would probably sit here all day drooling over Michael and laughing at all the wonderful comments. Fortunately the chair has wheels so in case my family would get hungry they could just wheel me into the kitchen…
STOOOOOP!
OMG, I’m having too much fun… back to the posters!
Regarding the creativity juices…
Just picture how a ray of golden summer sun would make Michael’s beautiful brown eyes glow.
Ooohh, boy….
:lol: I’m picturing your chair and what you’ll do when you have to say, uh, go to the bathroom.
I mean never having to work because I’m doing what I love!!!! :heart:
It’s not work when you love it!
Sitting here all day, laughing at the comments, drooling over Michael — sounds good to me!!!
Okay I think I need to take a nap — it’s 6:00 a.m. Maybe when I wake up I can “stitch” the last chapter together and put you addicts out of your misery!!!
Okay who is in here this morning….
:smile: I want some coffee and a chocolate covered Mike, PUULEASE!!!!
*pulls out her earplugs again*
Thought I heard something… Oh, It’s you Sonia. Hi there.
I have been in here for a while trying to work. Not easy after two pitchers of L.O.V.E.
You just go right ahead with your coffee and the delicious Chocolate Covered Mike.
I will join the party later.
*puts earplugs back in*
Did you see what I did to Enola’s lap top? She posted a picture. It’s too cool
*pouring L.O.V.E. on my hands and looking to see if it has the same effect*
:sad:
*crawling in with my pillow, blanket and kleenex* sniff, sniff
Damn – I miss you ladies.
Are you okay with me sleeping under or near the bar? I promise to try and stay awake for more than a couple hours straight and visit with you today….
One warm creamy Mike for me…. who is joining?
Hey MartiniGirl
:sad: Sorry to hear you haven’t been feeling well. You know let me see if I can find something soothing for you in this bar.
(((looking in under the bar)))…..okay here is something for you, I found some lemon and honey to go with a nice cup of tea…WAIT I JUST HEARD THE DOOR OPENING!!!
:w00t: OMG…its Michael!!!
“Michael c’mere” and make Martinigirl feel better!”
:lol: Hey MartiniGirl, are you okay if Michael sings to you, and how about a nice back rub from him???
Michael singing and rubbing MartiniGirl’s back.
:wub: :heart: Hope you feel better soon….check back later.
*shuts down laptop for today, sees MartiniGirl slouching in her chair by the bar*
Michael! Get in here quick!
MartiniGirl is in desperate need of a little TLC!
We need you to hold her hand and wipe her nose.
from 4:30 am til 7:30 am, all the sleep i had, i need the force. Hello lovelies… Hows it going inda bar.*looks down* What is martinigirl doing unda da bar? Sabine im just so excited about your site that im spreading it like a virus. She says she
Somebody hose me down. Maybe it will bring my fever down.
Give me a gentleman so he can take care of me for the next hour.
awwwwwe I knew you girls and Michael would take care of me…
What the heck…who needs bed rest – when I can have a creamy Mike, CCC Addicts and all this LOVE!
AND Michael rubbing my back… oh I feel better already. – MUCH BETTER
*trying not to pass out*
How is everyone? Doesn’t our bar look nice?
*stops Michael who is dragging a hose towards PinkFrosting*
NO!
Michael, I do not think she wanted you to literally hose her down. Yeah, I know you like to play with water, but not this time, okay? She’s not feeling well. Why don’t you give her a big hug instead?
Hi MartiniGirl,
It’s good to have you back!
Must have been a really nasty bug you caught up there in Nova Scotia.
*whispering to Michael to attend to PF as well*
NO HOSE!
Nice to be back… I really miss you ladies
What can I say Enola – I am a city girl.
I think all that fresh air just came in and infected my entire system. Filled my lungs with nothing I can use with nothing but clean living! I haven’t been this sick in years.
Proof positive that “Green Acres” isn’t the place to be when you are a MartiniGirl!
:sad: everyone’s gone as usual *sigh* oh well, i can’t stay anyway. just having a Creamy Mike.
Hey MartiniGirl,you poor girl welcome home! seems like you survived Hicksville by the skin of your teeth! I was a country girl too but I never felt like i belonged there… I could not wait til I graduated and went to college and never looked back! I don’t think I would survive visiting there as long as you did..I think the longest i’ve ever done is 2 nights!
hmmmm..seems like Michael took good care of you….*cough* uh-oh…*cough*..think i’m coming down*cough* with something *sniff*…
Sabine, I laughed when i read about you treating your sick kids…you sound like my mom! She was a nurse but when we were sick, no sympathy whatsoever :lol: I used to go to my grandmother’s house for the TLC!
Hey Ladies…
back in here, I see Gracie is having Creamy Mike, sounds good, I’ll join your Gracie.
Yeah I sent Michael to sing and rub MartiniGirl’s back, how are you feeling MartiniGirl??? Make that 3 of us. I also grew up in a small town, but it wasn’t as bad as Hicksville from what it sounds, LOL!!! I always wanted to venture out into the world, and explore all the wonderment out there that is to be discovered. I always looked at life as “there are places to and people to meet”, and just being in awe at what all is waiting out there for me. My parents just wanted to get further and further away from civilizations because of fear of the outer world and I was running towards it.
I think missed the part about Sabine treating sick kids. My mother use to send me to school sick, and showed no sympathy. So MartiniGirl I feel for you.
:sad: @Gracie you had to go to your grandmother’s for TLC, I use to also but not just when I was sick just to get some love period.
I’m loving this conversation but I can’t participate!!! I’m still writing. Okay, if it’s too long don’t get upset with me!!!!
Okay
:w00t: I’m kinda really getting jittery here……I need to have have that new tall creamy drink Sabine gave a few days back.
who wants to join???
okay, i’m back…while i was commenting before my little ones were in the tub and my daughter squeezed an entire bottle of shampoo into the water so i had a LOT of bubbles to clean up!
Calm down, girl, you know these things can take hours…hmmm…anyone know where we can get some Pitocin?
Yeah what was that drink?…it was a mixture i think…a Creamy mikegasm or something like that? welll, no harm inexperimenting, right??
*Grace grabs two tall glasses and starts mixing…green vapors fill the bar*
*cough* better put on your safety goggles Sonia, this one’s POTENT!!
*stumbles in bar*
*trips over a stool*
*coughs* Give me something potent Gracie, it’ll probably knock this sickness outta me.
*collapses in corner with blanket * I’m requesting another gentleman…he’ll stay with me and pamper me for the rest of the night…..
Ooooh Sabine! I love how you said the chapter will be long. I’m excited and I can’t wait!!!! I read the 1st two chapters of CM again last night….bedtime story, i tell ya. (giggle)