15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
That tall drink was a Creamy Orgasm, A Mikegasm and a Creamy Mike, but since the story hasn’t been put up yet and everyone is kinda anxious, I DO NOT recommend serving that.
Of course, I know you girls never listen to me! :lol:
Here you go Pink one…I added an extra shot of NyQuil to yours! :wink: I swear you sick girls get ALL the attention around here.
i’m here hoping for the new chapter soon but it looks like we’re going to have to wait a bit longer…that Sabine sure knows how to keep her addicts on a leash!
too late SAbine…we had to do something to pass the time…!
get back in that delivery room honey, i’m coming to set up you Pitocin drip!
j/k…take your time, i wouldn’t have time to read it tonight anyway :unsure:
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drink up ladies….
Pink I am feeling for you… *come here under the bar*
Sabine we would never complain if it was too long… I am just wondering what we are getting? I am missing our handsome prince.
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Mgirl, I’m working on a Tame the Wild Cobra Chapter —
Gracie, only YOU would know all about a Pitocin Drip!
You know I never gave birth naturally? All of my kids, well both of them had to be induced, and both stayed in NeoNatal Intensive Care and could not come home with me. I was always high risk (gestational diabetes)
My daughter had an infection nearly killed her, six weeks in Neo Natal ICU and my son had Jaundice so bad, they kept him for three weeks.
All in all being pregnant and giving birth was no picnic for me!
oh boss… you are making me feel even better.
:bounce: <—— does that work
happy, happy , joy, joy….
zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
who's your daddy…
come to mama
I do believe I am a cheap drunk – need to get my tolerance up again
Double Foreplay please.
Oh yes, good old Pitocin…or as i like to call it…liquid Satan! I only had it once, with my daughter cuz she was huge and still not out after 28hours of contractions with no drugs or epidural :w00t: It was horrible! Afterward, all the nurses looked at me like i had just returned from war :lol: Other than that all the other births were fairly “average.”
(((Saabine))) you poor mommy! It must be so hard to not be able to bring your baby home :sad: I know I am so blessed that they were all healthy babies and i got to hold them right away. I think if i had to leave them they would have had to drag me away (I get a bit ummm emotional? no…better word PSYCHOTIC!! from the hormones) One of them had jaundice but not bad enough he had to stay in the hospital…he just looked like a Simpson baby for a while :lol: and they told us to put him in the sun like he was a plant or something! *sigh* good times…good times..
Gracie.. how many babies do you have?
Hi MGirl…life is sweeter just knowin’ that PM Crack is on the way isn’t it?
Just 4 babies, although sometimes they seem like 12! :lol:
Omg! I guess I’m the only one here who had a natural birth? No drugs or anything. 18 hours, and stayed home as long as I could. When I got to the hospital and my doctor checked me, she asked me was I tryna have my baby at home…lol I was already 8cm. :lol:
She is my first child and I feared drugs for me and her. It wasn’t as bad as I thought, and the pain was forgotten as soon as they put her in my arms.I’ve had 2 root canals that hurt more. :angel:
The pain for the next 3 wks or so though was the worse. :pinch:
Sabine, I don’t know how you did it girl. When they came and got my daughter for tests or shots I was anxiously waiting and near tears until they brought her back. :unsure:
Awww, Gracie, you know, I just feel blessed that I was born in time and in a country that had the medical equipment and the technology to save them.
If I was born in a third world country, my kids would have probably died at birth or never been born!
LOL @ Simpon baby! Remember I showed you my little burnt baby boy. Oh, he was roasted by the time he got home!
You know if the God of Fiction gives Michael a baby, it’s going to be sooooooooo much fun for me to write about Sabah/Saniia being pregnant!
Double foreplay :w00t: Martinigril, that sounds sooooo goood! I’ll take one!
Omg Gracie. How is it with 4 babies? :smile:
I have one and I swear I don’t think I wanna have anymore. :dizzy:
If Sabah get pregnant. I already see her being 10x more feisty and freaking out….CM would be there to calm those nerves though. Funny, how I think it would be the opposite for PM And Saniia.
Sabine if that chapter is up I am wide awake girl.
4 babies? Oh my – you know you are in trouble when the kids outnumber the adults.
I can barely manage with my two Labrador Retriever brothers and their sister Molly. God bless you honey…. at least there will be someone around to wheel you out for some sun when you get old!
Coming right up boss, I got your Double Foreplay right here.
I’ll be honest…it’s a zoo, but you kind of get used to it! When you look back at pictures and stuff you’re like…wow, look how clean our house used to be, and wow…there was actually grass in the yard instead of home plate and teh pitcher’s mound..and wow..we used to go OUT sometimes! But I wouldn’t trade it for ANYTHING! BUT, it’s certainly not for everyone! I have some friends with as many as 8 or 9 but some with 1 or two, everyone is different. For me it got easier with the 3rd..I just stopped caring about the little sruff and let them take over :silly: it’s definitely easier with other moms around to talk to. it’s a little difficult to hang out with friends though when between you you have like 15 kids! My husband always loved kids and knew he wanted a bunch so i knew what i was getting into when i got married :wink:
how old is yours? are you the one with the 2-year-old? They are CUTE as buttons at that age but sooooooo demanding.. it does get easier ( a little.. :wink: )
I totally feel you on the birthing drugs…I had nothing with the first 9 and i was really worried when they started dosing me the last time but we have to trust that they know what they are doing in there. Probably most of us were born on drugs…it was pretty routine back in the day.
WHOOPS! :w00t: typing in the dark and i hit “9” instead of “3” there…..YIkes!
MGirl…honestly…2 dogs would drive me INSANE!! I’ll take my 4 kids any day! :lol:
Sabine, if one of the girls gets preggers you have to put up a thread where we can all give you our worst pregnancy quirks to put Michael through! Puking…cravings…mood swings..lack of ummm..interest :blush:
Omg wow Gracie. I guess I can see what you mean. I know someone who has 10. And she is only 28. Those kids pretty much raise themselves…lol. She’s tired. :sleeping:
I have the 2 yr old, and it seems like this stage is when I’m starting to get a little frustrated. :dizzy:
And you sound like everybody else who told me it will get a little easier when she turns 3…lol. :silly:
I so know what you mean about the house being clean…and sigh at the days when I could just pick and go as I pleased. :tongue: But you are right, I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
crap… it just lost my long comment… can’t type it again.
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night girls
Mgirl has the okay to go back to work – so I need my sleep.
PInk… feel better.
*off to dream of the prince and the chapter to come*
WOW!!….i think i will take THE FOREPLAY………. :blush: see ya in couple days ladies :wink:
awww, hang in there Pink…I know it’s the oldest cliche in the book but it’s also the truest…they grow up sooo fast…next thing you know you will be missing these days so cherish the good moments. :smile:
‘night girls…hoping the Cobra Crack Fairy leaves a little something’ while i’m asleep!
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*feather pen moving feverishly*
tsk 16310 vistors… and only 1 connection…
*looking around*
just me all by my lonesome in the bar….
sounds familiar to the blog drunk…
oh well… gotta hit da road
one tall dark and handome… creamy Mike go please
Oh and you know I am seeing you all tonight!
Happy Hump Day Ladies…
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Morning Ladies
I see there was a discussion going in here about babies and all.
OMG Sabine I’m so sorry to hear about your kids being sick when they were born, and Gracie 28 hours of labor HOLY CRAP!!!!, and PF you said 18 wow, I thought I was bad with 12 hours of labor. But I got through it naturally no drugs nothing.
I’m a real health freak, I started taking my prenatal vitamins 6 months in advance, kept myself as thin as possible before getting pregnant knowing how much weight I was going to put on afterwards, but luckily it all came off after wards. I was jogging and excercising everyday right up until the day before I went into labor, so I was really ready for it. I guess it helped. But boy did I have food aversion during my entire 9 months and hated eating, contrary to popular belief that pregnant women love to eat, there were days I just didn’t want to eat, I couldn’t stand anything non-vegetarian. I was really worried about if I was getting enough calories, because you couldn’t even tell I was pregnant until 8 months I had a very compact belly. But at the end of it I had a healthy baby, and boy oh boy, did she have strong lungs, that the entire hospital could her scream and the tiniest tennis ball head I’d ever seen with LOTS of hair.
Okay I will take one shot of L.O.V.E.
Sabine how is that chapter TTWC coming along???
:w00t: *Grace enters the bar, eyes glassy, hands trembling* Sabiiiiiiiine!!! I neeeeeeed some Crack, girl!
Morning everyone and anyone…i’ve got a busy morning but just umm..checking if the baby’s here yet….poor Sabine, it must be sextuplets!
OK, i’ll join Sonia in that first shot of L.O.V.E. of the day…
Sonia, I don’t know if i can keep chatting with you. :ermm: ..I just have a policy against befriending skinny women who don’t gain weight when they are pregnant. I was pretty big with the first and just GINORMOUS by the 4th…like, the little ones could hide under my belly…I think I was showing at 8 weeks with her! LOL and then I get pretty bad edema and can’t even wear shoes by the end…UGH! I hate it.! Somewhere between the 3 months of nausea and the swelling and backache I am happy for about 4 weeks!
Please tell me you at least have a stretch mark or two??? maybe i could make an exception for you… :wink:
Thanks MGirl….seems like I’m feeling much better today. :) *crosses fingers*
Wow, Sonia I see your were very prepared. It seemed like when I decided to lose some weight and started enjoying myself again is when I got pregnant…lol
I continued my taebo until I was about 5 months,. I didn’t start showing till I was six. After that, I just took walks in the park. I also had aversions, I no longer had a sweet tooth, and even hearing someone say the word meat made me hurl. :sideways:
Jogging?! girl how did you do it? My pelvic pain was so bad, I could hardly walk to the bathroom. But I guess at 5’2 alot affected me more. I’m very petite. Only gained about 30 lbs. It came right off. But I’m much curvier now.
And Gracie, if it makes you feel any better, I got stretch marks as well, but they pretty much faded now. I made sure I nipped that in the bud before it started. when I saw the first one I wanted to die. :blink:
I hated looking at my belly after I gave birth, it looked like a brain. :sick:
Sonia….awww. @ tennis ball head with hair. Sigh. Sounds so sweet and cute. :wub:
Sabine…waiting patiently as I rock back and forth in my chair. Sounds like we’re getting 2-3 chapters in one maybe? :whistle:
LOL!! @Gracie…
Girl I’m not perfect, you know…uhh as for stretch marks well even if I do have them they were NOT from pregnancy, sorry I can’t give you that one, LOL!!! But if it makes you feel better, the only glich I had during my pregnancy was severe nausea and vomiting during the first trimester and my husband and I spent an entire night in the hospital while I was hooked up to saline bags to rehydrate me again. The doctor said that happened because the baby was really strong and growing rapidly so my system got a real shock. I guess I must have done too good of a job by taking care of myself, MY BAD!!!, But she was a good baby, never really kicked me or anything, but I didn’t really have a strong appetite, throughout the 9 months, and I was a little paranoid about my baby getting enough nourishment but when my doctor did blood test, he said my red blood cell count was through the roof, so I was relieved. I hated anything non-vegetarian while I was pregnant, but the two days I spent in the hospital after my baby was born, OMG!!! Was I in the mood to eat. I chowed down big meaty beefey cheesburgers and french fried from the hospital cafeteria, I was making up for the 9 months of lost appetite, and when I got home I chowed down a whole baked chicken, I just couldn’t seem to eat it all up fast enough.
I was swollen a bit during my pregnancy but nothing out of the ordinary. Now I know you’re going to hate me, but I never suffered from any backaches, joint pain and I was even jogging on the treadmill everyday almost up to 5 months, after that I changed to speed walking. Got to heavy to run.
OH by the way I did gain weight, almost 40lbs although it didn’t show that much, I’m like only 5’3 so I wasn’t too happy, and got even chubbier when I started breastfeeding with enough milk to feed all the babies in the neighborhood, had hypothyroidism WITHOUT symptoms so I had a hard time getting the extra pounds off. But I started practicing yoga and that jump started me, and I was back to my old self in no time, actually I ended becoming thinner than even before the pregnancy, I was like YOO HOO!! And now I don’t even excercise and gain weight.
:biggrin: SORRY!!!!
How about another shot of L.O.V.E.??? Please don’t hit me, no one is perfect, LOL!!! I know I’m not.
As for Sabine, like I said I think she is the next Octomom, it must be octuplets she’s giving birth to, it really taking a time now isn’t it.
Hey PF
I see you and I were writing at the same time, LOL!!! Yeah I’m only 5’3, and being skinny is NOT something that runs naturally in my genes, really have to work on it. At least I did, before I started doing yoga, and now I’m excercise free, isn’t that awesome??? Well I was use to jogging for many years, everyday before my pregnancy its just something I was use to. I always believed if a woman goes into a pregnancy mentally and physically fit, the healthier the mother and baby will be. I was just kinda paranoid, I think Sabine said something about having a baby in a 3 world country. My family is from India, and I always saw my mother, aunts and all the woman I knew, and after having just ONE baby, they were so bent out of shape, that they could just never bounce back not to mention childbirth would take its toll on them physically that they just couldn’t get up for days after, whereas I was flying after my daughter was born. I realized the problem was lack of education on becoming pregnant and proper nutrition which is a problem in third world countries, there they don’t talk about things like sex or pregnancy openly. My mother had my brother and sister back to back and after my sister was born she suffered some kind of paralysis all the way down the left side of her body, which she eventually recovered from but still feels it to this day. Like the way Katherine Jackson had polio, she recovered but the disease left a lasting effect.
So I guess I was a little paranoid, because I didn’t want to become like all those woman walking around with a belly where I couldn’t even see my feet. My mother was shocked to see me at a year and half after my daughter was born, and she was like I wasn’t expecting to see you so thin, and she my dad were complaining that I needed “more meat” on my bones, LOL!!!
:cheerful: IT’S A BOY!!!!
:unsure: No wait IT’S A GIRL . . .
:wassat: No, umm
:silly: IT’S A BOY AND A GIRL.
Awww, whateer . . . the chapter is done!
:w00t: Phewwww, I need a drink!!!!
:w00t: QUICKLY GULPING DOWN MY CREAMY ORGASM!!! GLUG GLUG GLUG!!!!!! SLAMMING THE GLASS DOWN!!! WIPING MOUTH WITH THE BACK OF MY HAND…OH WHAT THE HECK (((BURP)))
SEE YOU LADIES LATER!!!!
:ermm: WTF — looking around at the empty bar and then leaning over it to grab the hose for L.O.V.E. and spraying it down my throat.
:wub: Ahhhhhh, that hits the spot!!!
I guess I’ll save my very funny pregnancy stories for later!
:ermm: I wonder how long it will take my addicts to figure out what we’ve just learned about Prince Michael in the new chapter.
*looking at my watch*
I mean my addicts are addicts, but they are SMART addicts!!!!
*sipping L.O.V.E. slowly as I smile and hum to mysefl*
I don’t know what we’ve learned about Prince Michael, Sabine.
I lost my brain somewhere in the TTWC room. :whistle:
I am not going back to look for it, until I have had a few cold drinks.
The only thing that will quench my thirst right now is a double Golden Boy.
No wait!
He sleeps with the lights off! Is that it?
No? Hm… Gotta find my brain again.
OMG, this is too good! I’ll wait for someone else to let the cat out the bag! I can’t believe you missed it! :lol:
I just came back from outside had to stop reading only read up to PM and Saniia going off to meet Queen Elizabeth.
:wassat: Sabine you wanted us to learn something in this chapter???
I don’t know what it is, but one thing or the clue that I picked up on so far is that Prince Michael is a VIRGIN!!! So far that is, I still have the rest of the chapter to read, so I’m off be back later.
So I’ll let you know???
Wait, wait, Sonia — here takes this HUGE
:ermm: Elona —
picture of L.O.V.E. with you!!!!
That’s the prize for guessing correctly.
Elona!!!!! How did you miss that!
I am a shy and innocent, girl.
I don’t know a thing about virgins and stuff…
Oops! Wrong answer, Enola! No one is going to believe you.
Okay then… I did notice, Sabine.
I just like acting stupid.
OMG, Elona, people play dumb w/ me and I NEVER catch on.
I’m still explaining long after they’ve say a thousands times, okay, okay SABINE I GOT IT!!!!
:lol: !!!!
hey you know what? yesterday i was singing you are not alone and my 6 year old nephew said i hate michael jackson… as you know i stopped singing and i asked him why? hes dead, he was like i dont care i still dont like him, and i said well he is a very nice man and he never did anything wrong to you, then he said ok, i love michael jackson…. isnt that cute?…
OMG!!! Sabine did you say I guessed CORRECTLY!!!
You know I really thought that wasn’t IT!!! Because that was way too easy to guess, or is there really something else we should’ve learned because I didn’t think you would make it that easy!
Okay I need something to hose me down, that was some intense scene the end.
Hey! I didn’t know we were having a contest!!! no fair!! SAbine, if you go read my comment on the story you will see i figured that out before i even came in here….
Good Lord, I need something strong to knock me back into reality!.. I want to stay over there with my sweet Prince :wub: :wub: but Life is a great big distraction!
Gimme the Force bartender and make it a double!
Hey Gracie,
Judging by your blushing cheeks and the wild look in your eyes, I would say you have just finished reading TTWC.
I know what it’s like. I was there too.
:w00t:
Mj Quan, that is sooooo sweet. For children things are simple.
Sonia, yes you guessed correctly — I only asked ’cause I thought that was going to be the first thing people talked about!!!!
Aww Gracie, you were late in the game. Two diehard addicts
:ermm: Sonia & Elona
started reading like 10 seconds after I put the story up!!!! :lol:
Can you believe that? I think they were listening at the door when I pulled the paper out of the typewriter (ha, ha, remember those thigns?)
Okay, I haven’t read your review yet. You guys jump for the stories and I get excited about the comments :wub:
Oh Enola..I’m hopeless!!! I came over here, downed the Force and next thing you know I was back over there again!!!!!!!!
Help!! I am in a whole new level of addiction!
Damn, it’s gonna be a long day out there with my head still in here with the Prince :wub:
oh i found another house to get on the computer, my sister house, she feels similar about michael jackson though she said she used to be crazy about janet, the way im crazy about michael..im waiting for tonight to hit da crack, that way i can dream anout it, i have that patience that alot of people dont have, i call it the mj patience… even though my hands are trembling because im ready to jump on it, but i can wait…..
No, no, Gracie, you are not hopeless.
I am hopeless. I read the new TTWC chapter when I came home from work. It is almost 4 hours ago now.
I don’t know what I am still doing here. Apart from having fun, of course…
So do not talk to me about addiction. I am past the point of no return.
:biggrin:
oh im also twittering my a** off about your site, at least i got about 5 people to join…
MJQuan, how can you sit there and not go read that chapter!?!?!?!?!?!? that’s INSANE!!! oh wait, maybe it’s me that’s insane :unsure:
Holy crap ENola 4 hours!!!! Wow, Inknow, isn’t it scary though when i think how much i would be here if I didn’t have a life!
..UGH!! Must…leave….now….must….go….!!! dammit! it’s not working!!
i’m late!!….must….GO!!!! NOW!!!
What’s the passage of time when you’re having fun!!!!
Gracie, be happy you don’t have things like an I-touch or a laptop —
:ermm: or do you?
I take them with me, and every chance I get log on to see what’s happening at CCC!!!!!
MJQuan, wow, really :wub:
You deserve like a case of Golden Boys for that!!!!
Elona, what are we drinking now?
:lol: How about a Prince Royal, in honor of the new chapter? It’s on me!