15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
MJQuan,
Yeah I like the pic too. I was looking for something else on the Internet, when I first saw it. I just love the way the color changes from blue to gold – and it’s perfect in another way too: Michael wears a blue shirt in the GB gif on the page – have you noticed? The picture was literally begging to be turned into a picture of the Golden Boy.
Well, let’s see if Sabine likes it too.
oh yea…..i noticed :blush: *looks back at the golden boy gif. the shirt* :whistle: yea, it matches perfectly…. i think that the golden boy gif… has a meaning in it… like the drink and michael shakes it up so good until you can only see blue and gold, and at the peak of his dancing, and the golden boy you have a surprise… :tongue:
a real big surprise… sabine better like it… or else… :lol: :ninja:
Where is everybody? It’s friday for crying out loud!
Well, MJQuan, since we are the only people in here, let’s just have a go at everything in the bar, shall we?
Maybe we should the the Golden Boy – Enola style?
Sorry, my spelling is rapidly going down the drain…
I meant “try the Golden Boy…”
Hey Ladies
:lol: Enola…I also love the picture, I think Sabine should really like it also, the colors and the look is just perfect.
@MJQuan….girl you just had to mention that about the golden part at the top….as if we weren’t on fire just reading….now we have a visual.
Oooo Sabine, I love the new menu..I don’t think I saw the creamy Mike/w chocolate earlier, but that sure looks good. The drinks are looking very tempting.
Hi Sonia,
Nice to see you. I was starting to feel a little lonely here.
what’s doing fellow addicts
:sad: OH
:devil: Well I’m kinda in a bit of a irked mood today. Just feel like ripping off somebody’s face or doing some KUNG FU! Its just one of those days I guess. All problems seem to start with men, except MICHAEL of course.
:devil: Sabine bring in a bulldozer I want to run somebody over with it!
Oh, another friendly face… Hi, MartiniGirl!
Well, it’s getting late here in the old kingdom, but I have had so much coffee I can’t possibly sleep tonight.
So I have decided to hang out in the bar for a while. (Although I must admit I was starting to get a bit worried that I was the only one still alive and kicking today…)
Hey girls!!! Well, well Elona! :w00t: You’ve outdid yourself, haven’t you? That Golden Boy is HUGE!!! :smile: And nothing else would do, right, when it comes to Mike!
The Golden Boy on the menu, I chose that because of course it’s Golden, but it was only temporary until I was able to spend some time on photoshop creating what it looked like in my mind! Looks like Elona, you saved me the trouble :smile:
Your picture is fab, Elona. I think it kind of looks too close to what The Force on the menu looks like though :wassat:
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Put it in a martini glass, and I can work with it. Remember technically Golden Boy is supposed to be a Martini (I couldn’t find one that morning and being the “perfectionist” that I am, I couldn’t put up the menu and leave a drink off!).
Did you put the name on it, too, on the glass? I would leave that off!
MjQuan, wow, it does look like Michael with his hat on, right ? Isn’t that amazing!!!!! I couldn’t see the shirt when I pressed the link though — was MJ in a shirt? I swear, it wasn’t on the page.
Hey Martinigirl!
Sonia, for extreme anger, L.O.V.E. shot after shot after a shot — doctors orders!!!
Kung Fu? Ummmm Sonia – can you wait till my nails dry – then I got your back.
Hello lovely Enola… what time is it there 9PM?
You know the bar does not get hopping until after 9PM EST….
Friday is one of those odd days… either we are packed to the rafters with addicts and the blog guzzlers or we are quiet…
With all that TTWC excitment this week – I am not suprised.. (hehehe I was reading in the doctor’s office today!)
What are you drinking honey? I think Sonia and I need to join in!
*waving*
hey Queen Addict… bonjour!
I am already jonesing for my PM ( i know I don’t dare ask… )
Tsk it is just so good…. and I wanna know what happens.
Oh, I never get high on my own supply!!!! I am the CobraCrack Dealer, nothing else.
I already pretty much wrote the next chapter, by the way, (in my mind) but you have to wait for it . . Cowboy Mike is next!
As a dealer, I am more than happy that you are HOOOKED :devil:
OmG! :lol: That is soooo true. Love “blog guzzlers” — too funny!
Now what am I having today, hmmmmm, I want . . . I think I want an ice cold Sangre — I changed the description, did you guys read it? :smile:
Sabine,
Never mind about the Golden Boy. It’s going to take too long for me to pour it into a Martini glass in photoshop. I must make sure that I take care of my family too….if they are still there?
*checks if they are still there*
Yea, they’re still there… :lol:
MartiniGirl,
It’s 9.30 PM. Usually I tend to crash around 10 PM…but that’s not going to happen today. I feel wide awake. Damn coffee. I’m not drinking, by the way. I’m swimming in Holoma’s soup… :whistle:
Hey ladies…
Did someone mention a Golden Boy? Hmmmm, that sounds pretty good right now.
Hey Sabine- yeah I am Team Sabah all the way and never really got into TTWC. I am tempted to see what it’s all about after reading the comments, I’ll have to start from the beginning.
MsJanice, be warned — you’re already an addict in every sense of the word. Taking another hit of CobraCrack while you’re already high as the sky on Cowboy Mike
:ermm: *smh*
Okay, okay, okay I’m not going to say one more word . . .
You know you can’t stop an addict when they want a fix!!! :lol:
Elona you go to bed at 10:00?????
:w00t:
OMG, I’m just “getting up” at that time.
I have to say I love NY for that. You can go out at 1:00 a.m. and the streets are packed like it’s day time! And everyone is having breakfast :lol:
Well, Sabine,
This is not NY. This is the Danish version of Hicksville…but it’s nice. After 10 years in the capital, I needed a little peace and quiet – I wanted to hear what chirping birds sound like, you know? I found a nice place in the countryside, not too far from the everything. I’m a country girl, I think. I have even had my own horse.
(I guess I could teach Sabah a thing or two about horses. But then she probably would not have met Michael.)
Besides I drag myself out of bed every morning at 5 AM…
So yeah, I usually feel tired at this time of the day.
I hate to say it, but I’m a city girl! I lived in a quiet part of New Jersey where the buses stopped running at a certain time, and everythign was closed by like 8:00 p.m. — it drove me crazy. I love the country, but if I ever lived in the country, I’d have to be RIGHT by the city, so when I wanted to go out and be near the hustle and bustle I could.
I guess it’s because I’m a people watcher . . . I find people fascinating! Being up by 5:00 a.m., I guess it would be natural to be tired by ten.
But I get up by 6:00 a.m. — actually sometimes I haven’t been to sleep at all, and I’m still up at 11:00 pm — I don’t know what’s up with my inner clock!!!
that is how I felt MsJ – I thought no way would some willy nilly historical fantasy get me…
I think it is after chaper 3 I made my commnents known that I was hooked – it is not pretty
It’ll catch off guard – so be prepared to be sucked in. And now only a couple days after I need another Fix!
shhh (whispering) quiet honestly I think Sabine has sprinkled CCC/CW fairy dust in there – so once take a hit you are hooked and addicted..
Queitly simply she isn’t playing fair!
But what is a small addiction when you get a prince??
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That is okay my Queen – I can wait..
You know I will swing either way for my M… CM PM or how about VTM
oh that reminds me I need to go to the ATM…
catch you girls later!
Night Enola!!
You know, Sabine, if we were all the same, life would not be fun.
I’m the type of person who can spend hours doing absolutely nothing. We have a small house by the North Sea as well, and I can sit in my favorite chair all day just looking at the horizon, the thundering waves and the drifting clouds.
I would have had a ball sitting next to Michael in his tree at Neverland…
Neverland…. Awww, now I’m getting sentimental. :cwy:
OMG! I would have loved to live there.
Faire dust, me? Nahhhh, MGirl, I sprinkled crack on it :lol:
You know if people were not “hooked” on TTWC — I would have even finished it, I swear.
Elona, that’s why I find people fascinating, because we’re all so different – but yet curiously also so much alike.
Curling up with a book is my favorite thing to do, that and watch a really good move — oh, yeah, and I love nature walks — I find them very relaxing.
But when I imagine myself in Neverland, you know where I am — in the library!
When I saw a picture of it I literally went ooooooooooo :wub:
But I don’t like to think of Neverland anymore, because after the raid, I feel they tainted it. I agree w/ Michael — I would NEVER have gone back in there. i would have torn the place down.
Hellooooo!!
Can I have a chocolate with Creamy Mike? What? No, no, I named it ok, I know the drink is Creamy Mike WITH chocolate but… I want chocolate sprinkled with it (glucose needed, sorry). And you already know I’m chocolate addict. CobraCrack addict and Chocolate…. wait, it’s a C too. Well, then CCC addict somehow: CobraCrack and Chocolate addict :)
Not that I’m changing the drink ah? It’s just that I’m adding some more chocolate only for this occasion, just like my mother likes to add whipped cream to everything (I swear some day she’ll come up with some whipped creamy pizza). I guess it’s some chromosomal defect – LOL
They all look great but the LOVE shots, Prince Royal, Creamy Mike w/ Choco… OMG, divine!
Here you go, Annie!
This is the finest chocolate CCC has to offer, just tell me when to stop
hey enola, sabine thinks that the golden boy is mj in a hat:lol: :whistle: yea, sure let it be that… :ninja: for her!!!! :devil:
MJQuan, My mind is not polluted by the CobraCrack, girl, you can’t blame me !!!
but do you know what it is that we had in mind right???? :whistle:
OMG; I think I’ve just died and gone to heaven,… choco-heaven!
What’s he holding in his hand? That has to be a little choco bar… uhm… even more chocolate *licking lips*
oh… thats what that pic meant…. :blush:
MjQuan — nope, not at all
:whistle:
Why is everyone whistling :wassat: ???
:smile:
It’s that square jaw line
MICHAEL: Yes, yes, I know” *laughs knowingly*
:wub:
:shocked:
Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that! -> What the… ?
Ok, let me tell you something, little person (I know inside Sabine’s laptop there’s a little person living there, helping her with the site because if that’s not the case I can’t understand how she’s making it all work!), one thing is me -the person- making the shocked face. But if I’m expressing myself by smilies, that’s another!! YES, I was having the same exact face but that doesn’t mean it’s a duplicated comment!! *sticking out tongue to the little person inside the laptop and going back to my shocked face – jaw line… OMG*
because whistling is cool…somebody.. took the golden boy pic that i was looking at & cut it out!!! what da f**k :angry: i was having fun with that…
Oh, the pic is too big it doesn’t fit — Mjquan, it’s like Mike that way :smile:
LOL Annie, I have to have a talk w/ that little person in the computer!!!!
Hey, what pic are you talking about? That’s little person’s fault again?
now you know exactly what youre doing when you said that :devil: why? why???? this aint human nature……. HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I im spiraling and falling into that bliss thing again… sabine i need to get some more courage so i can comment on that TTWC chp. help me, talk to me… michael jackson me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pinch:
just keep thinking of how brave Saniia was with Michael, and how she didn’t hesitate before reaching into his pants!
:wink:
I think she’s talking about the pic of the Golden Boy that Elona put up Annie!
yea, but she didnt know what she was doing.. did she even know that she was touching a pe pe penis???? :wassat:
:pinch: ok i said it……do she even know what a good d**k is???? now whew!!!!!!! im hyperventilating again… i seriously need a drink…….. :w00t: :alien:
Oh, I thought you were talking about some Michael pic. Nevermind!
MJQuan, be brave, shamone! Actually you should be shamoaning.
oh my god!!!! dont do that too me!!!!! so unexpected!!!! :w00t: no no no no no no no no no no no no no! you dont know what that does to me…….im not around my boyfriend…. and if i read that chapter…. when its not night and im not tired after i read it, and my location at the moment is really close to my very goodlooking, oh so sexy, highly seducing, sex appeal having, virgo male, very nice and sweet… ex boyfriend… i left him because i was crazy about him.:blush: .. i needed time to calm down from him… and if i read that chapter, i swear im goona go over there and OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :devil: IM TRYING TO STAY FAITHFUL HERE, MY BOYFRIEND IS NO WHERE AROUND ME SO I HAVE PERFECT ACCSES…. :ninja:
OH BY THE WAY DID YOU FORGET IM 19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY HORMONES ARE RAGING MORE THEN EVER!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO CRY….. :cwy:
WHY DO YOU THINK… I CANT READ THAT CHP, THATS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL………
Don’t talk me about hormones, I don’t know, I’m just 8! LOL
I MEANT RE READ THAT CHAPTER… THE WAY MICHAEL IS HOLDING BACK, THATS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL… he is only a two minute walk from where im at…… see im going crazy!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhheeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllpppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cwy: :dizzy: :alien:
No no MJQuan, come here. Sit down. We’re gonna do breathing exercises and relaxation.
*sits atop the cushion, other way she can’t reach the bar*
Okay: just close your eyes and picture something nice. Like a clear day, a lot of sunshine… you’re outside, enjoying the warm weather. You follow the rays of light and… find Michael laying there… NO NO NO NO!
Let’s start again: just relax, the way you feel your body relaxing just before falling asleep. You’re in a comfortable bed, there’s a soft light, and good vibes in the place, then you turn your head half asleep to accommodate to the pillow and… see Michael right next to you…. NO NO NO NO!!
Uhm, I’ll try again… sorry, I can’t!!! I see Michael everywhere!
:pouty:
OMG!!! Seems like someone is having a Mike-attack.
MJQuan- Better be careful, don’t want you to overdose on Mike.
Hi Annie, I missed you girl.
oh lord, now i just ran into one of my old crushes.. :wassat: :blush: .. what is happening to me!!! and why mow!!!! annie, thanks for the “the-rapy” :lol:
OMG, one Pure for me (I read “Purse” and I was expecting some pic of Michael like that one he has with 2 old ladies, sitting in a park bench with purses on their laps all of 3 – silly me)!!!!, just before lunch time and to be able to get through it today. I’m sure it’s inspired by our reactions after reading the PM chapter, right Sabine? I mean… look at all that smoke! LOL – j/k
Elmira girl, that drink has something to do with you for what I’ve read, so… come here and share some with me!
msjanice – I missed your beautiful curl too, how is all girl? :)
*cough* *cough*
Pouring a PURE and waving the mist out of my face but . . .
:wub: OMG it smells so good and I already want another.
:wassat: Why won’t it satisfy me?
Annie did you look at the bottle of Sangre?
:cheerful: I think that’s my favorite! : )
I tried to put a spinning Mike gif in the Golden Boy but he kept splashing the drink in my eyes!
:mad:
Bad Mike!