15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Hey mama… I know I have been kinda low key this week, but I am listening in from a quiet room.
All the excitement from the Cowboy & Prince got me all a flutter!
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How are you? How are the babies? Did you get your Census forms done?
Okay – I think I will take something a little stronger this time around as I write my CM comments… lord help me got me all misty again…
Oooo, does this mean I’m getting a CW comment soon!!!!
*cracks open a Thriller in anticipation*
hehe – yup – right now – I got distracted.
morning addicts!
Happy weekend!
I know it is noon somewhere – so gimme a LOVE shot – I gotta get movin today!
Morning Ladies
I don’t know what to have today!!!
Because the hubby today said something that made me go like this……
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The hubby has promised and sworn on our little girl, not immediately though in the up coming future he will take us ANYWHERE in the world for a holiday where we want to go!!! ANYWHERE!!
I’m totally lost, because I don’t know where to go, he also said this won’t be the only holiday but he wants to know my first choice, so I would like you ladies to give me some input as to where you all would go, because I told him I’ll get back to him, so I really have to think about it. I’ve told him I like French Polynesia, Maldives, even Mongolia, Malta or somewhere in the Mediterranean or South Africa, but I can’t decide. Remember I’m the one who can pace up and down the grocery aisle looking for ice cream and still be undecided on the flavor????
:wassat: Can you ladies help out, what you think. OH AND MONEY IS NOT A PROBLEM!!! So feel free to tell me anything.
HI Sonia! Morning Martinigirl!!!!
Well, congratulations! That is awesome!!!!!! It’s so quiet in here this weekend. Well, I’m like you, I can never make a decision and when I do, I always look at someone else and say, Damn, I should have ordered that!
My first choice is something having to do with Michael! I know he said Africa was the most beautiful country ever.
The sun is shinnnnnnnng brightly today in NY! So it’s PURE L.O.V.E. for me!
You know what I think I remember him saying South Africa I told my husband that and he was alright about it also, so lets see. I want to experience something totally different, different culture, language, music, food, and everything and not the same old same old, you know.
:wub: :heart: I was trying to think with Michael’s mind, I thought of Maldives or French Polynesia and thought of his and Sabah’s Hawaiian vacation, but I like the Maldives or Seychelles better, so I dunno.
ohhhhh how exciting I love to tour… I mean I love to travel!
there are so many wonderful places to go!
and since I can’t go everywhere… then lemme drop some ideas/places to go!
Umm – question, is this as family holiday or just you and hubby?
I will get my drinking and thinking caps on..
Well its the hubby and our daughter of course, we go everywhere together, we don’t even go grocery shopping without each other, yesterday the hubby had a cold and still he went with us.
I said Mongolia, because I love the breathtaking landscape and I have a fascination with the land of Ghengis Khan, I like tropical places, and Africa, need I say more, Africa is amazing.
I wonder where Michael would love to go. My husband LOVES trains, he also said that he would love to take the train through Canada like the Rockies and stuff, so maybe I was thinking of even taking the train through Europe or something. Something we can all enjoy, its his dream to travel by trains.
Hi Sonia,
If you want to take the train through Europe – and do it in style – this is the train to choose:
http://www.orient-express.com/web/vsoe/venice_simplon_orient_express.jsp
Thank you so much Enola, I kinda had something like that in mind.
My dad when he was single and unmarried way back in the early 70’s it was his dream to travel also, and I loved hearing his stories of how he toured Europe and Scandinavia. He’s been to Denmark, and said when he was a child he had heard stories where there are rivers that flow of milk and all, I’m not sure if was talking about Copenhagen or what I forget, he went to Sweden, Germany everywhere, so I guess I picked up the love of travel from him.
Thanks ladies loving your input.
Okay – just checking… I have friends that either travel only family holidays or just couple holidays.
I gotta agree with Enola – if you do a train ride – the Orient Express is the way to go.
However, I love everything about Europe – and would go in a heart beat any time. (but of course I cycle A LOT and the culture fosters that!)
Although I have taken the train – quite a bit in Canada – I have never gone a complete trip throught the Rockies – I hear it is a beatiful trip
Places at the top of my list:
Eygpt would be so totally awesome.
Hawaii or the South Pacifc
Tanzania and Kenya are places that I have always wanted to go (to see the migration)
Greece
Oye… it is almost noon – I must run!
Happy afternoon ladies… Sonia keep us up to date on your choices!
See, that’s why I let other people make the suggestions! A train ride sounds wonderful! :heart: Hi Enola!
Hi everyone! I am like you today Sabine, enjoying this GLORIOUS sunshiny day we are having!! :smile: We have pretty much wall to wall baseball games today but i’m home on a little ‘lunch break’ and came by for some of that good L.O.V.E. and to see how everyone is doing!
MartiniGirl, nice to hear from you…everyone here is great although we are fighting allergy season and the Terrible Twos! I haven’t been to the CM story since I peeked on the first day, just haven’t been able to do it yet. Maybe tonight when hubby is at work i will get there.
Hi Enola!!! *waving* haven’t seen you around in a while, i’m glad to see you haven’t TOTALLY kicked your addiction :wink:
Sonia…a big trip!! sounds wonderful!!!! Have you traveled much already? I’ve never been out of the US and honestly only out of PA a few times and that was just to the Big Apple and the FABULOUS New Jersey and Delaware seashore! ( Sabine, you may be the only one who gets the sarcasm there :wink:)
hmmmm..I’ve always thought that given the chance to travel I would go first to Italy to see the art and to breathe in the cathedrals….after that i have no idea!! all your ideas sound fascinating…i like the train idea too…ooh, too many choices! Have fun deciding!!
Hi Sonia,
I’ve never heard the story about rivers of milk in Denmark. We did produce a lot of milk 25 years ago, but stilll…oh and we don’t even have rivers in Denmark – a stream is as wild as it gets in this small country!
I usually hear foreigners refer to Denmark as the place where polar bears wander the streets. LOL!
The only polar bears in Denmark live in the zoo…although I must say, that my neighbor sometimes reminds me of a grizzly bear… (But that’s a totally different story!)
No seriously, Denmark is a beautiful country, but I don’t think it will be exotic enough for you – in regard to culture and lifestyle we are very similar to the US.
Nevertheless I”m going to show you what it looks like where I live – it’s Denmark in a nutshell: http://www.24.dk/image/3335635/540×540
I noticed you mentioned the Seychelles and the Maldives – have you considered the island of Mauritius?
(It’s close to the Seychelles)
Hi there Gracie.
No, your little green push pin is still around. :biggrin:
At least we have Great Adventure! :lol:
Okay, it’s almost 9 PM here.
I think I deserve a drink after a beautiful sunny day in my garden doing some serious gardening.
(It’s hard work but when it’s topped of with the season’s first barbecue it is more than okay…)
I think I’ll start of with a Gentleman!
(Hubby is not at home, so it’s party time)
Hey ladies
:heart: I think I need a nice refreshing Prince Michael!!!!
Thanks ladies, I think I may end up going with the train idea, but not final yet.
Enola, well I didn’t mean literally rivers of milk, my dad said there was once alot of milk being produced there, at one time so i think that’s what he meant. Its so sad, my dad had this big dream of continuing his traveling after retirement, but for the last 35 years he’s been taking care of the family and all and he would always say after all the kids have left the nest, I’ll pack my bags the very next day and run to the airport, he would say he doesn’t want to sit at home and waste even one day like typical retired people who just sit in a chair and read newspapers all day and just wants to live life. Thanks to my mother screwing everything up she ruined his dream also, my brother and sister are still living at home eating his retirement money.
Oh I saw your picture there, looks like a sleepy place. I too came from a small town. I would like to see Denmark one day also, and place I can get around.
Yes I’ve heard of Mauritius, actually that’s why we were discussing this. We might leave the US in a few years for good because the economic situation in US is not getting any better, and he was saying if we go back to his country traveling from there is way more economical and we would have a better life, because we would be taking back US Dollars and live like kings and from there Maldives and Mauritius isn’t too far just a few hours, and South Africa isn’t too far either.
:wub: :heart: I was thinking if we leave US and Sabine is still writing her stories I will be commenting and reading when you guys are all sleeping, I’m gonna miss you guys.
A shame about your father, Sonia.
Hans Christian Andersen one wrote that “to travel is to life”. I couldn’t agree more. I love travelling myself. I need to travel at least once a year – if not, I get restless. I’ve seen most of Scandinavia, Western Europe, and been to Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand and Indonesia. I was in Berlin when the wall came down. Wow, I’ll never forget that.
It’s interesting that you and your husband are takling about leaving the US.
Lately me and my hubby have been discussing leaving Denmark. I think I have come to a point in my life when I need to make a change… Only we have to consider the fact that we have an 11-year-old daughter who will not be pleased if she has to move to another country and leave all her friends behind. I guess it means we’ll wait for a couple of years.
Hey Enola
That’s exactly what my husband and I have been talking about our daughter is 5 and I said whatever changes we’re gonna make it should be in the next couple of years and fast. Some days back I wasn’t in a good mood, because we were having a disagreement on whether leaving the US is a good idea because I’ve grown up in North America so for me to go to another country where the culture and system is different was and still is kinda nerve wracking. Sabine and I were having a huge discussion on Karma the other day, and sometimes we don’t always see it at the present but later on realize that whatever happened was for good. My husband and I are in kind of a transition phase and we have to make some very important decisions in the next couple of years. I totally understand about what you’re saying about your daughter, we don’t want to put our daughter through that either. My husband and I are always weighing the pros and cons of staying in US, and lately everything is in the con. In spite of being in high income bracket we only have one daughter, don’t even spend extravagantly most of the money we have saved up has come from stock market investment and not my husband’s job. I was telling my husband even with a great medical insurance from his company still the medical care in US is so expensive and its getting worse and other things, we went through a housing bubble and bust, people who weren’t in a position to buy homes were given loans to buy homes, the whole thing is just a mess. So we’ve really had to think things over about staying here. The long term picture isn’t looking good. I was saying to my husband money isn’t everything but he said well if you want to stay here FINE, but I’m leaving, of course he was joking, so we kinda had a heated few days over that. I’m like do you even think before you talk, we go together everywhere remember.But lately I’m thinking it might not be a bad idea to leave, in his country I can hire maids and cooks for peanuts to do that job, a chauffeur to drive me around and cost of living is peanuts in US dollars. For one month now we’ve been dealing with a freaking dishwasher that broke down and its still not getting fixed, and even the Sears guy who came to fix was complaining about budget cuts and all, the guy who came to inspect termites he was complaining, I call my relatives they are complaining about medical costs. So basically everyone is super stressed out. Last year I was reading headlines all the time some guy got frusterated about his job and shot his whole family or co-workers. So I think we wanna get out now.
Where’s my Mikearita?? :pouty: it says leave an idea and we’ll put it right on the menu!
It’s delicious Sabine, everyone will love it, you’ll be sold out in no time :wink:
Well I’ll try it – but I will drink anything.
Serve it up… lemme see!
*pours a glass for Martinigirl*
I have to warn you in advance, you’ll be left in a state of bliss that may account for erractic unexplained behaviour such as rereading each new chapter up to 4 times a day the inability to function in public without a hit! Your desire for all things CM and PM will only intensify, it will satisfy your thirst for all things nuaghty and nice! :devil: :angel:
If you agree to these side affects then choose your flavour:
Jackfriut
Passion Friut
Cotton Candy
Candy Apple
and also an assorted variety of Candy and fruit flavours
ooooooooo ummm, well I dunno..
DOH – what??? Hurray gimme a Candy Apple right away.
I can’t get any worse than I already am.. I like bliss, I like nice… and we all know I LOVE naughty.
I like it all..
Bring it on.
*bracing myself*
Uuuuuh, KKDiana, did you bring a thermos in here full of your drink, because I sure don’t see it on the menu!
Martinigirl, have you been letting the addicts go behind the bar? Tsk, tsk shame.
KKDiana, when you suggested the Mikerita I told you:
” :cheerful: That’s cute KK — Hmmm, Mikearita — nothing is coming up yet but I’ll let it marinate!!!!!!!
Usually I’ll see a perfect picture/or GIF that will inspire me — that’s how I choose how the drink will look and taste, and how I write the description. :wink: ”
And you said, “I’ll keep my fingers crossed.”
Sooooooo, nothing has come up yet. Patience is a virtue. I just can’t create on demand :wink:
sorry boss..
but you have to remember I am an addict too.
I try real hard to be good – but sometimes I can’t be responsible for my behaviour.
As punishment I have relegated myself to the sweet smile room… I know it is harsh, but it is what I deserve and I will stay put and accept take my sentence willingly and without complaint..
Only send bread and water – that is all I (we) need.
Mhmmmm, *folding arms over chest*
:pinch: yeah, that’s terrible punishment all right.
*calling out behind Mgirl’s retreating back*
If it’s so bad, why are you running over there?
:smile: (I forgot to add my smilie so that it doesn’t look like I’m being mean!)
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oh I dunno…
I am trying to behave a quickly as possible..
yeah thats; it
OMG Sabine, I almost spewed a mouthful of tea when I read “Great Adventure”!! :lol:
I was there once like 20 years ago…great adventure indeed….all I really remember was having a wet behind all day after a flume ride.. :tongue:
Poor MartiniGirl banished to the sweet smile room!? i better behave myself tonight…
I’m finally going to give CM a good read tonight. I should warn you though, I just watched Romeo + Juliet so I am already a little emotional :cwy: …I don’t know how much more tragedy I can take tonight so it better end happy.
Oh, totally off topic but I forgot to ask you this yesterday…remember I commented that Elizabeth’s Sea Room reminded me of Beetlejuice? and you admitted in public that you like that movie? well, I love Tim Burton movies (Sleepy Hollow is on in 20 minutes but i’m here instead! is that love :heart: or what?) and I remembered that there was a show recently at MOMA, actually might still be there but I was just curious if you happened to go see it and what you thought of it if you did . A friend of mine was there as they were setting up and she we really tried to find the cash and the time but we couldn’t get there. just wonderin’…
:lol: should I have admitted it in private?
:tongue: I’ve seen that movie like 20 times and last year my son was Beetlejuice for Halloween.
No, nope such luck :sad:
I didn’t even know!!!!! WAhhhhhh!!!
But I do truly love him, I think he’s a genius, and when he pairs up with Johnny Depp *sigh*
Magic! Loved Sleepy Hollow, cause Johnny was so funny in it!
I saw Alice in Wonderland, it was really good! And Romeo Juiet — my favvvvvvve!
I always think to myself, when Shakespeare wrote that play, did he realize that people would still be reading and replicating that story hundreds of years later?
:wassat:
Oh Sabine seriously? you didn’t know? I just googled it and it’s still there tomorrow! Get movin’ girl ! I need to see it vicariously through you!:biggrin: j/k …
LOL, Beetlejuice seems to be one of those movies that people either love or hate. my husband Hates it so that’s why i questioned you admitting in public that you like it! I adore it .but it’s not my favorite TB film, that title will always belong to Edward Scissorhands. I saw it in the theater as a teenager and i was overwhelmed, i had never experienced anything like it before and i was hooked from then on. Prized Posession Confession: original 1990 Edward t-shirt
I just saw A in W a few weeks ago but not 3d and i thought it was beautiful and mesmerizing but i wanted more story, i just felt it was underdeveloped, particularly the Hatter, there seemed to be more going on with him but we didn’t quite get to it, you know what i mean. oh yeah, Johnny Depp is magic no matter what…i’ve loved him since 21 Jump Street honey!
OMG, I would have loved to see that Halloween costume!
I was thinking that about Shakespeare also as i was watching R+J….just how utterly human and timeless and tragic that story is…”For never was a story of more woe. than this of Juliet and her Romeo.”
I asked my husband if he loved me that much and of course he said “even more” but you know, IMO it’s really the tragedy of the whole thing that gets to me…I mean, yeah they’re young and in love but really they don’t know each other that well, it’s all romancy mushy stuff. it’s the stubborn assed parents and marriage arranging and all of the “no! answer the damn door! it’s the postman dammit!! important letter!! he’s right there!!! Stop!! ….no, Balthazar you got it all wrong, don’t tell him she;s dead!!…she’s going to wake up soon….no! wait! noooooo!! too late!” that’s going on in your heart that makes it so timeless and moving even though everyone knows what’s going to happen. and that Baz Luhrman version is so beautiful to watch too on many levels.
oye, it’s really late…i gotta catch some zzzzz’s . It’s pouring rain here, i love to sleep when it’s raining… :sleeping:
Oh, my son has regents exams so I won’t be able to do it tomorrow, :sad:
Romeo & Juliet, to me is timeless because it speaks to human nature, all of our fears and expectations and prejudices and human drama — that’s why it will never get old.
Hell we’re still doing the same nonsense nowadays. I think the tragedy of it is that we haven’t changed. The halloween costume was great, I’ve got a picture — we went to see Jersey Boys ,and it was so strange him sitting in the audience in that get up, plus people on the street were asking him to take pictures with them. I’ll put it up but not tonight, I’m tired.
Oooooooo, the rain while you’re sleeping is soooooo soothing! Especially if you have someone to cuddle up to!
I agree w/ you about Alice, I actually don’t understand why he didn’t call it Alice 2, and there was some kind of back drop story going on w/ the Mad Hatter that was not fully developed. I think the story was more about him and Alice.
By the way, I loooooove Helena, Tim Burton’s common law wife. Can you believe she’s over 50? She looks great and is an excellent actress.
Edward Scissorhands is my all time favorite too. Curiously enough I think it also points to human beings and their prejudices and failings, in a tragic way. I sooooooo wanted Edward to get his hands!
**tiptoeing in*
morning addicts…
morning boss..
looking for a couple of LOVE shots to go!
*whispering to Gracie*
don’t feel too badly… hehe it was my choice (don’t tell the boss)
OMG ladies – I love Beetlejuice.. that movie is hilarious.
every time I hear the theme music… I start to laugh
*Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice*
oooooo I wonder if Michael wants to watch it??
I gotta go!
: )
Hey MGirl, the reason I love Beetlejuice is because the character – he’s so arrogant and disgusting and oblivious to it, thinking he’s so smart and some kind of ladies man.
And plus the quirky part of me loves the idea of being given replacement parents, who love you even if they’re dead.
Today I am drinking Mahba’s.
they’re two for one, so anyone who wants one, come and get it!
Well I know it’s not on the menu that’s why I’m bringing it up again :lol:
In my defense it does say “Please leave a comment and we’ll put it right on the menu”
NOT “If I like it and if an idea comes to me, I’ll add it”, but if that’s the new rules ok!
And actually I did bring in a thermos, and business is looking good we could share the profits 50/50 but your not ready :wink:
*pours myself a Passion Fruit Mikearita*, So MartiniGirl how did you enjoy your Candy Apple Mikearita?
You’re ignoring what I told you. I told you exactly what the creative process was for me when you suggested the drink. And I just quoted it again for you in case you forgot. Other’s have suggested names and I’ve said, wow, omg, I can see it now, and it goes right on the menu after I find a picture, create the description and bring it to life.
You suggested something and I didn’t “see it”. I have to “see it” for it to work for me.
KKDiana, you can’t just force it – there’s no Mikerita in the bar, and there won’t be unless I create the description and put up the picture. So you can’t serve it here, sorry.
Mmmmmmmmm Mabahs! Sounds yum!
Sorry KKDDiana – I dropped it when the boss showed up
I gotta stick to the rules of the bar – no outside alcohol… that is like moonshine… hehe
The sip I had was good… will have one with you when it is on the menu!
Hi fellow addicts!
Or am I alone in Da Bar right now?
Never mind, it’s past 7.30 PM in my part of the world, which means I can have a drink.
I’ve been longing for a Golden Boy ever since I accidentally ended up on You Tube last night…
No, don’t ask me what I was looking at – but it was in HD for a change!! Yiii-haaa!
Hey I just got this in my email, Sonia, it’s a virtual trip around the world:
http://community.beliefnet.com/andrejohn/gallery/view_gallery.one?gal_id=2995693
You might get some ideas for where to go on vacation.
Enola, you got lost
onI mean in Youtube? :lol: I swear when I end up there I emerge hours later squinting!Squinting, eh?
That’s what happens if you focus on the same spot on MJ’s body for hours… :whistle:
You know I looked up “fan fiction” on Youtube
:w00t:
There was some stuff (smut) on there! OMG!
You know what, Sabine?
I don’t need to search for fan fiction. I’m more than happy where I am – right here on the CCC.
In my opinion it doesn’t get any better than this. This is the ultimate feel good site…opium for the masses…
It’s only when I need “visual stimulation” that I end up on You Tube.
gotta agree with Enola on that one.
Cheers ladies… 18,000 visitors Sabine!
This calls for a LOVE shot…
Then I gotta head back to the sweet smile room to study!
Awww, thanks Enola, I was reading it and LMAO and SMH, thoroughly!
It means it was BBBBBADDDDD, but just the thought that someone would write it about Michael baffled me. I guess I’m a little more conservative than I thought. I love Michael and I think he’s sexy as hell, but there is something called respect to me. And unless a person portrayed themselves a certain way, I’m certainly not going to write them like that, especially someone like Michael who was used all his life. But hey, that’s just me.
Now if you want visual stimulation though, Youtube is the place to be!!!!
18,000 visiters :w00t: I’ll drink to that!
you deserve it boss.. this place has a life of it’s own!
*clink* cheers addicts
I need ot have an extra shot I think…. it is down in stone we are in LA for Michael’s birthday.
We are decided we gonna drive to California and back… now I am getting excited – but getting really sad too.
OYE – here’s to the place that helps me deal with my sadness.
Wow! 18.000!
Congratulations!
Definitely time for a shot of L.O.V.E…bottoms up everybody!
Sabine,
I can only speak for myself of course, but I do not want to read fan fiction where Michael is acting in ways his father might have acted when he was younger. No, Michael was a gentleman. Period. I think I’m even more conservative than you, because when I first encountered Cowboy Mike it was the Hawaii chapter and he was going at it in ways I have NEVER ever imagined he would be going at it… Oral stimulation and Michael Jackson? Okay, never thought of that… I kept reading for one reason only – it’s was written respectfully.
In regard to visual stimulation – and respect – this is one of the best and most respectful videos I have seen of Michael in his gold pants. Yes, exactly – this is what I watched time and time again last night. There’s some nice dance moves in it as well, but I didn’t notice that at first… :cool:
Check it out – and sweet dreams!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjopbJr_oEw
8.000 visitors?… wait, what, WHAT? 18.000?!?!?!?!?! In no time they’ll be 180.000, I tell you.
(Sabine: Saved and thank you Annie!!!!! :heart: )
Hey all! I want some of those free (I heard they were free?) shots of LOVE, pretty please.
:silly:
OMG, Enola… (thanks!)
0:37-0:42 gets me every time
:blush:
I think that is on here, ’cause I love KingMJRock’s videos — anyway I know I have a couple of them on here.
Annie, here’s that free love shot, I put a little golden boy in it for you!
I can’t believe it’s 18,000, crazy! I’m just happy to be writing and creating and sharing with everyone, for real! I love it!
THe Goldpants videos can be as nasty as they wanna be, it’s all Michael, you know, so I take it with the territory.
as for the love scene in my stories, I mean, I think it’s love, so to me it’s different and plus, it’s only Sabah!!! :wub: