15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
awwww…thanks for the love ladies….i finally got everyone else to bed and i’m heading there myself..
MGirl…ITBS is Iowa Test of Basic Skills….my kids are in Catholic school so it’s not a huge deal here but they have to participate in it to be ranked in the state and receive what little public funds they get. it’s your basic fill in the little circle multiple choice test.
Sabine, is it NY where i read that teachers jobs have been threatened if they don’t perform well on the tests? I know i read that is happening some where…ridiculous! I honestly don’t believe in those kinds of tests either, that reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Skinner was under pressure to do well on the standardized test so they sent all the underachievers on a “special field trip” and as it turned out, those were the kids who actually learned something that day.
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:lol: That’s funny — I learn my best lessons from cartoons.
This is what i think the Board of Education heads are doing when they think up these tests:
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they’re highly unfair and biased, too.
Smoooooth Criminal is one of my Fav songs from MJ :D
i love that you named the bar SC :D
wooohoooo!!
*moonwalks* YAY!
***morning addicts***
I need something strong today!
Elmira girl is this your first vist?
What the heck…. sit your butt down and have a shot.
Thanks Gracie for the info – your school system in the US is quite a bit different than here north of the border – and from what I have read /remember – there is A LOT of standardized testing and ratings – we don’t really have that here in that capacity – at least not when I was in school – they have talked about it – but the teachers held it as a sticking point their last strike… I don’t agree with it either – I am wondering if they have it there and not here based on your pouplation – it is so much bigger maybe they need it to make sure everyone is getting the education they need or require??
As far as I am concerned – there should be certain standards in place to teach children – and the responsibility is on the teachers to know these standards and teach the children and make note of if they are above, belofe or at that standard and take the actions to help each child – I don’t think a state wide/nation wide test does that – it is too open to interpetation / averages – and does not give the child a fair chance .
OYE drink MGirl… save your brain cells….
happy day girls
Hey Elmira!
Martinigirl thought to the name! Isn’t it fabulous? You don’t drink, huh?
Morning everyone! I hope everyone is in better spirits, mentally, emotionally and physically — especially the little ones!
Oh hello boss… I was just over visint the prince when I heard you come in.
Oh no you silly goose – Oh course i drink and Drink… and hello sour apple martini – how did you get in my coffee cup?? I was just saying I should drink and NOT think.. that is way too much serious thought for my little head in the morning!
*clink*
Thanks!
Morning/Afternoon all. Now seriously, I hope everyone is feeling better (Gracie – how are you feeling?, Sonia – how is your daughter?)
BeautifulElmira (I changed your name, yeah) – hi!
*takes quickly one shot before running*
oh there goes Annie again..
she is way too fast for me to catch!
Oh hi, MGirl!
LOL – No, I’m no Flash Gordon but I’m about to leave.
___(ooops, I had to snatch this up for future use! Sorry!!!!! ~ Sabine)
(OMG, this is too much! Sabine is going to love this one -but as this is maybe early Thrad era… you already know girl-, I can almost hear her: “I could eat him up with a spoon”, I think it is… now it’s when I’m wrong and saying something almost pornographic…)
I’ll try to come back later. You stay here to watch the Bar?
Hi ladies!
How are you doing today? I hope everybody is feeling better!
I have taken the rest of the week off in order to finish all the projects I started in my garden last weekend. I’m sure there will be plenty of time to drop by the CCC as well… :w00t:
I was just thinking how quickly things change sometimes.
There’s a risk I might get fired next week because of cut-backs. I have not worried too much about it, since I feel relatively safe, but still the fear of what is going to happen is there all the time subconsciously anyway. There’s only 10 employees in my department and we know that one of us will be fired tuesday next week, so it does get to me of course. Then suddenly today a private company offers me a job like out of nowhere. In case I get fired, I’ll accept their offer straight away. If I don’t get fired I think I’m going to stay put, because I really love my current job – but now I know everything is going to work out just fine – no matter what happens. Besides I just got a raise…
I think I’m going to celebrate with a Prince Royal!
@Enola
Girl I’m glad you’re taking it with a smile and with so much courage. Actually I was telling Sabine something a while back about Karma and all. But since you were brave enough to tell something like that I guess I will to. My husband has a masters in Engineering he worked his ass for 10 years for a multi billion dollar company never took holidays we as a family haven’t been on a holiday he was pulling the weight of several employees on his head, he was the ideal employee several projects were running just because of him, if he stops working EVERYTHING STOPS. He couldn’t even go to the bathroom at home without people from his department calling and even eat in peace always working from home, basically NO LIFE!!! WHAT HAPPENED!! Over the years we were seeing budget cuts happening, every time the recession in US hit, people were getting sacked and losing jobs. After 10 years my husband’s luck ran out, and just so the freaking CEO’S could keep up their stock market shares and their big fat salaries they let my husband go. Of course the bright side of it is, we have 6 months of pay medical insurance and all. But for over the last 2 months there has been tension in our house because we have to do long term planning. That’s why I was saying the other day we might leave the US for good. We have alot of money in our retirement fund and if we leave the US we have no problems living a good life, the cost of living in US is so high.
For the time being my husband and I are waiting on job offer from another company and if the things go well, it will be even better than his previous job, a much higher salary, higher position and all. Even if we do get the job we aren’t going to stay in US and plan on leaving in the next few years.
Enola, I hope you’re job isn’t in danger but I would think about the offer from the other company because the next time your company has budget cuts the axe might fall on you, so its good to keep your options open. My husband and I have had alot of disagreements over the last few months like, should I sponsor him and my daughter to go to Canada or should we go back to his country because both options are better than US. So that has really been keeping me on the edge. Of course I’ve tried keeping his spirits up saying whatever will happen will happen for the better and we’ll get through it. Sabine that’s what I was saying about Karma, of course the astrologers have been involved and over the last 10 years of our marriage my husband and I always look back and have found that we get rocked before things settle down. I guess that is God testing our faith and later on we look back and say “whatever happened..happened for good”.
So that’s what’s been happening in our family. I wasn’t going to say anything for several more weeks, but I just thought Enola if it helps you by looking at our example then its good I mentioned it. You were also saying the other day your family wants to leave Denmark. My husband and I have got options, because economic predictions for the next 20 years in US are not looking good. So we’re thinking long term.
hello fellow mellow addicts! I really don’t have time to be here today but what’s an addict to do?? I had to say hi to my girls and have a shot of that L.O.V.E…..and Annie, that little GIF just made my day :biggrin: so thank you for that and forget the spoon, I could just eat him up straight out of the dish!
I am on the mend today, thanks for asking so now major housework to catch up on…
(((Enola))), i’m glad that you feel everything will work out for you but it must be stressful still…I will keep you in my thoughts. , last year my husband had to make a decision to leave a company he had been with for over . at the time, he felt that his employer was not running the company well and he had had a drastic income reduction over the last two years. He had had many offers before this one but for some reason, something was telling us it was time to consider it. We thought and prayed over it for 2 weeks before deciding to make the switch to the unknown. It was scary but we had faith that we made the right decision and a year later things are much better . We don’t have much but God always takes care of us somehow. I wish you the best! :kissing:
@Gracie
We’re going through something like that right, I just told Enola what happened to us. I’m so glad everything worked out for your family. I was getting a bit heated with my husband because I said money is not everything and he’s the ever so practical husband all he can think is how to take care of his wife and daughter financially even if it means leaving the country. The only thing that concerns me is I don’t want to leave when our daughter is too old, and I’m a bit nervous going to a different country. We’re long term planners, we want to cover our daughter’s college education all the way to her master’s degree and have tons of money for our retirement,because lets face it Social Security is peanuts, and plus we’re not getting any of it, so my hubby is pretty upset that he gets a good chunk of his salary cut to pay for something he will never get back. If hadn’t been for other investments we’d been stretched by now.
Even as of today if we take that money and leave we’d live a good life. But it makes me a bit nervous. Hubby said to me if we leave take a years supply of good quality bras and panties, since in his country they arent’ good.
:w00t: I’m like you see!!! That’s what I mean…its the little things that matter.
:biggrin: I said there is something else we better take that should be good quality otherwise the consequences could be disasterous….condoms!!! That’s why his country has got the second highest population, uh???
Oh Sonia..bras and panties!?!? :lol: LOL!!! i agree, there’s nothing worse than an uncomfortable bra or undies!!
Sometimes we talk about just selling everything we have and going to start over somewhere else, not out of the country or course but just for a change of scenery, a new chance. we have literally NOTHING in savings now because our income went down so much over the past few years and even though both my husband and i have worked night jobs during that time, it wasn’t ever enough. We are very “live in the moment” people which makes us easy to make happy but we probably should worry more about the future…there just isn’t anything we can do about it right now so what’s the point? in a few years when all the kids are in school (unless another one appears but i don’t feel like that’s going to happen) I will be able to work more and we will be able to start saving. Even though we are simple people it is hard to let go of the dreams we had as a young couple when we thought this would be our “starter” house (HA!) and that he would take me on a real honeymoon for our 10th anniversary (5 years ago! HA!) At least we don’t fight about money cuz there just isn’t any to fight about! But our focus is on raising and educating our kids right now and I honestly believe that where we are is where we are supposed to be right now and one way or another everything will work itself out the way it should.
oh, you better have a source here in the states to get you condoms..don’t they expire after a few years?? :lol: I had no idea there was such a thing as cut-rate condoms!!
OH
MY
GOD…
look that smile…
Annie – are you trying to kill me in the middle of the afternoon…
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@Gracie, LOL!!
Yeah I better have some sources in US, or I’ll just fly over once a year, uh?
Yeah, its not easy raising a family. My hubby and I are quite the opposite. We’re very simple people also, but we have to think of the future. It would be nice to have a house full of kids, like Michael LOL!! But he had the money to raise 12 or 13 of em…
:sad: To bad he didn’t live to do that though.
That’s why we only stuck to having once child, that nice thing called inflation sure can eat away at your income. I told my husband that one of us should always be in the position that if we only have one income then it will not affect our lifestyle at all. I never wanted to put my daughter in day care and go to make money, it just made me feel so guilty. My husband in spite of being in the high income bracket and on top of that his investments is what has saved us, not to mention our conservative lifestyle. We always hope for the best but prepare for the worst. I was joking to Sabine yesterday about what difference does it make whether its a lexus or some cheaper car. People were making fun of my husband for not having a high ended car, but boy its a good thing we never bought that lexus. Some of my husband’s co-workers bought really high ended homes and now can’t afford them, and one of them has lost a whopping $620,000 on his home! and he can’t even foreclose otherwise it will screw up his credit rating. That’s why all though we could afford all these things but never bought them, we know alot of people who made some serious financial blunders and don’t know what to do now.
I was having an uneasy time about leaving the country, because I’m Canadian my daughter is a US born citizen, so we’re not exactly too happy about going to a country over a billion people and more pollution, so my hubby that day got me all excited saying if I take you back even as of today, I can make all your dreams come true. Flying and booking tour packages from his country is way cheaper, and he said just tell me where you want to go. So that’s why I asked you ladies where should I go, and yes the trip is still on!!!! No final decision yet because it won’t be happening immediately.
I know MGirl…I was just on my way past the computer to go the the potty and i had to stop in JUST to look at that again!! every time i do i can’t help but smile :biggrin:
it’s like a drug…a wonderful , beautiful , magical, drug…. :wub:
@ Sonia… honey thanks for sharing that story.
I hear you honey – my husband got laid off in February. Despite the shock of becoming a 1 income household – I was not completely unhappy. After years of being treated like crap – I was always telling him to find new opportunities and find something he wants to do… for me – it is all about happiness and doing what you love. For him he was always concerned about making money so we could afford our lifestyle
As I said to him – money does not make me happy, as long as we are together – with our brood of animals I am happy. We have been together for almost 20 years – with a few more to go – I said I don’t want to be dealing with you being unhappy – find something you want to do and commit to it… the way I look at it is when one door closes another opens! You just have to find your door.
So we came to the decision him to take the summer off and look into training possibilities and maybe go back to school in September… so who knows… for now I enjoy getting my drive to work in the AM with my travel mug filled with my favourite tea.. and not having to do a dish!
Hmmm – I might have to keep him a kept man – I LIKE IT!
ANNIE – I can’t stop staring at that GIF – I keep smiling right back at him. I am never gonna get any work done…
Enola – I am glad to hear that karma is alive and well in Denmark too! Ooooo can’t wait to see you around with the other addicts. Please keep us in the loop on the job. I hope it works out the way you want.
@ Gracie… girl it is crazy if you have to stop on your way to the potty – but isn’t it wonderful. It is like a feel good drug right here on da Crack..
Annie – Gracie and I are hypnotized –
Beautiful….
:wub:
@MartiniGirl
That’s exactly what I told my husband so many times. Stand up for yourself and don’t take all their crap. They were loading him up with projects and sending him overseas for almost a month a time and what came of it, NOTHING!! My husband thought by being the hard working employee he’ll go higher instead he got the boot. When we got the news at first I was so ANGRY!!! But then I was like whatever happened was good. My heart is telling me we just have to hang in their because he really wasn’t going anywhere with this company, and there was alot of politics going on. We are the types to live conservatively but I don’t want the tension to live pay check to check also and be comfortable we we’re old and go traveling and do everything we want to do. What’s the point of working so hard if you can’t indulge also a wee bit. My husband’s previous boss was always loading him up with work while he use to give expensive dinners on company money and travel here and there and also took a hot blonde from the office with him on trips to screw here, even though he was married, and then he had the nerve to turn around tell my husband to keep his company expenses down. He even questioned my husband on a little things like did he have lunch more than two times when he was in Taiwan, because he thought my husband had called a call girl to his room when he saw 2 lunches a day on his expense sheet. Well that’s just because the portion sizes in Taiwan are really small so he had to eat double. Talk about double standards!!!
:devil: In a way I’m glad that company let him go, it was becoming a dogs life and I just wanted to take a club and go club the CEO’S and managers of that company.
Sonia, Gracie,
Thank you so much for your support.
You know, Sonia, when I read about your husband the whole scenery you described felt very familiar.
I have been a hard working and loyal employee for ten years. I have carried the workload of my co-workers if they had health problems, I have “cleaned up” without telling anyone if someone did a lousy job, I have never complained nor bragged. Most often however, I see the people who kiss ass move to the top faster than me, but I don’t care. I sleep well at night and besides, I’m not interested in being the top dog…
I just want to do my job and make my clients happy. A heartfelt thank you is worth so much more than a huge paycheck. (Not that money doesn’t matter – being unemployend for more than 6 months would not be fun, I can assure you.) Still who gets fired is not always fair. Maybe my hard work will have been in vain and the biggest show off will get to stay instead of me.
Whatever… I have stopped caring about a while ago. I can’t change the course of events anyway, so why bother trying. The attempt to headhunt me today makes it even easier, of course. And yes, I do think about that offer. Maybe it’s a sign. Maybe I have come to a time in my life, where I need to walk off the edge of the map and into new and uncharted territorry.
Bring bras and panties? That sounds scary, Sonia! :biggrin:
Gracie,
Never let go of your dreams. Some will come true, and some will not. But they are the fuel that keeps us moving forward. :heart:
Gracie, Sonia, MartiniGirl, – and all the lurkers….
Let’s all have a shot of L.O.V.E.!
It’s on me!
Thanks for the L.O.V.E. honey! :kissing:
yeah, i had to “go potty” again… :blush:
Hey girls! How are my favorite addicts doing!
Mgirl, this is what I get I guess for not adding names to my a comment and just assuming people will know who I am talking to. When I said “You don’t drink” I was talking to Elmira, who came in and ran outta here.
GIrl, we know “Martinigirl” that YOU drink!
Enola, I was reading your comment about your job, and you know I have to share this with you. I’m so spiritually into fate and all that, and I’m always fascinated by how life works so perfectly to bring us to where we need to be, if we go w/ the flow.
Anyway, of course you will decide what you want, but I think it’s no coincidence that someone is about to get fired and there’s budget cuts and you get offered this new job.
To me that’s like the voice of God saying, maybe it’s time to move — although you know better of course, but that’s what I always think. We get comfortable as humans and then sometimes God has to shake us up. Plus also you spoke about moving out of the country and I thought what a coincidence!!!!
Yep! That’s exactly what I think! And I didn’t even read that until after I wrote what I did above! :cheerful:
Sonia, same for you — I look at everything that happens in life as an opportunity to move forward to a better place, necessary for my growth. So a lost job to me is just a knew opportunity — and its good to read you’re so positive about it all. Good for you!
You know I’ve never worked for anyone! I mean, I did when I was sixteen, but since I ‘ve been on my own, I’ve always worked for myself and owned my own business. I don’t think I could ever work a 9 to 5!!!!!
Or submit forms and ask permission — ugh! Hate it!
Gracie, I love this:
To me, everyone is exactly where they should be otherwise they would be somewhere else!
Money isn’t everything — there are lots of filthy rich people who are incredibly unhappy. And I wouldn’t trade my health for a dollar.
Long ago I put my faith in God and said, you know, you gave me two children to raise, they have to eat . . . .sooooo — and you know, I have been blessed beyond my wildest imaginations, but I expect more and more good to come.
And there’s more than enough for everyone, so Gracie, you’re next! I’m sending positive energy to you right now!
Oh, and Sonia,
:ermm: uhhhh, just use the natural, rhythm method for birth control, you’ll be okay.
:lol:
LAdies Ladies Ladies…
I’ve been in here beforeeeeeeeeeeee :)
But my problem is that, everytime i come in and i see mikey bear’s sexy face i faint LOL
he is soo FYNE! and squeeeezable :D i just can’t help it. plus, the drinks make it even harder lol
Sabine
:lol: the rhythm method???
Girl that is the most unreliable method!!!
:biggrin: :whistle: Nice try girl!!! getting me to have more kids, LOL!!! I have one healthy one, and that’s good for me
Speaking of birth control. I was on birth control pills when I first got married for the first year. But girl I tell you, they were always making me feel sick, heavy, headaches and a huge appetite to go with it. I finally told the hubby start using condoms or TAKE A HIKE!!
Now that brings me to what I wanted to say about Sabah and Michael, I think Michael is SO barbaric making Sabah take the pill. I know its the most convenient you can just go at it like THAT!!! Instead of condoms and foams, but I don’t know how she’s doing it. I remember in the chapter when Abena came to meet Sabah she told her that she had been taking them but they were always making her sick. I was like I don’t blame you girl!!
:wub: :blush: I guess Michael doesn’t like anything between him and Sabah….you know, LOL!!!
:wink:
Sonia are you making up the story as you go along!
Michael is NOT MAKING Sabah take pills!
She’s taking them ’cause she doesn’t want to get pregnant . . . . and where is that part you’re talking about when she said they made her sick, I need to read that again!!!
quote please :smile:
:biggrin: Now why doesn’t Michael try the coitus interruptus method???
:wub: :heart: He and Sabah would be having babies left and right then, LOL!
Ahh, you can’t hold your liquor, Elmira, that’s it — when it’s liquor laced with Michael, I don’t think anyone can blame you!
*whispering*
I am so confused…
no wonder I drink..
*did someone say drink*
WHOOP
*clink*
:blink:
I think you misunderstood me, I said Abena told Sabah that the pill was making her (Abena) sick not Sabah. But I’ll still go back and read if you want me to, I swear that’s what Abena said.
Well obviously Sabah is taking them because she doesn’t want to get pregnant, I know. I just meant Michael could be a bit more sensitive and a gentleman and offer to use a condom, because birth control pills can really be hard on a lady’s body, from my experience. I know Sabah isn’t ready right now to have a baby, and I know Michael respects that until they get married, but until then, maybe he could make it a bit easier on her.
:smile: But then again its Sabah’s decision I know….so why should Michael take the responsibility, otherwise he would love to have a football team of children, LOL!!!
MartiniGirl are you a little tipsy already this evening? Thought i might see you on my way to the potty! :wink:
Oh yes Sonia, the rhythm method works wonderfully! Just ask any big happy Catholic family! :lol: OK technically, it’s called “Natural Family Planning” now and it’s a bit more scientific than the old rhythm method, but guess what? IT STILL DOESN’T WORK!!! why? Because we are humans and we are programmed to want to “get it on” during the exact times that we are not allowed to “get it on”!!!! it’s cruel and inhumane and it’s the reason I have my precious surprise little girl. :wub: I believe that every family should be able to decide how many children are right for them and often worry about having a “whoops” again but you know who i think of? Katherine…what if she had said,’you know, 6 kids is enough and i just lost a baby and i don’t want to go through that again..’??? and then we wouldn’t have Michael! So i believe that if it happens it’s for a reason. That said…I’m on your side Sonia I was on the pill in college and hated it!!
Oh, okay, I read it fast — it sounded like you said Sabah was getting sick from them. I was like, I don’t remember writing that :lol:
Actually, you know what, Sonia, I think birth control should be a mutual decision between BOTH people in the relationship and no one should be telling the other person what to do with their body nor should anyone be relying on the other person to “take care of it”. (you know like when a girl get’s pregnant and the guy says, oh, i thought you were on the pill — um, bad move.)
So I think it’s Sabah’s decision to let’s say take pills if she doesn’t want to get pregnant or she can also decide she doesn’t want to, but she can’t demand that Michael use condoms ’cause she don’t want to take pills — what if he doesn’t want to use condoms?
It’s like when Michael married Lisa and she decided she didn’t want to have kids. Yes, it’s her body, but that’s not fair in a relationship. That decision should be made by both parties. And if there’s a conflict, is should be spoken about and worked out until both parties agree with the decision.
But trust me Sabah is cool with the pills, they don’t make her sick or anything. Personally, when I took pills they didnt’ do a thing to me either, I just kept forgetting to take them!
But my sister had a hard time with themYou know, scratch that, my sister likes to play victim, so I don’t believe she really had a hard time with them, she was just trying to excuse her irresponsibility. :lol:Gracie, isn’t that true? It’s like your whole body wants you to get pregnant! But I don’t think it’s cruel and inhumane!
Were you being sarcastic?
God made it that way, so the species would continue!
If sex didn’t feel good, we wouldn’t do it. We only want it easy and pleasant.
And I do believe that having a child is a blessing. Both of my kids were SURPRISES.
:ermm: :w00t:
But a blessing all the same!
@Gracie
The way you just described your family, LOL!!! But you know what I always tell my husband the first 7 days after my period are the BEST times to catch me because I’m on FIRE!!!, because as you said, those are the most fertile days, and the time to GET IT ON!!! So unless you wanna end up with
:w00t: OMG….WHAT HONEY YOU’RE PREGNANT!!!
Betta be careful! One time I did decide to play a dirty joke on my hubby and I said guess what “I’M PREGNANT!” You should have see him he was like
:cwy: :blink: :shocked: :w00t: THIS ISN’T FUNNY, TELL ME YOU’RE JOKING!!!
Of course I just had to pull his leg, I was mad at him because he’s always being so practical about money.
As for Katherine….I think it was just the times back then, people had big families. Both of my parents come from big families as well. I remember Joe saying it was the fifth child before he had to get a second job, but still they had more. I don’t think people were into so much family planning back then.
Yup Gracie… I am right here… looking at Mr. fabulous… I can’t get over how much that Gif is making me smile…
hmm we are programmed to get it on when were not suppose to get it on?? well that is just wrong
Not too get too specific/ – but ima gonna weigh in on this birth control conversation – if only to give a little clarity from a MGirl’ point of view…
If I was Sabah.. or let’s say it is me (coz that makes it more fun for me) I would not want him to wear a condom… hell no – not even the slim ones….
Geez… I really shouldn’t drink at work!
:blush:
Going home!
Catch you addicts later!
Sabine
I do agree with you, in such situations there should be complete open honest communication, instead of later on blaming each other. After all, this is a baby we’re talking about and the parents should be careful to not bring a child into a loveless relationship and have to pay for the bad choices of the adults.
In such situations there should be middle ground where the couple can come to a compromise that fits both of them. Like Michael wants to have kids, but Sabah isn’t ready, and if she was to find by taking the pills they were making her sick, then out of love and respect Michael offering to use a condom. But as you said they don’t make her sick, GREAT!!! But you get what I’m saying, both people involved should be pleased and satisfied by the mutual decision.
Lets not use LMP as a good example, Michael and she discussed having kids prior to marriage she promised and backed out, so I don’t think Michael was forcing her to use her body to produce a child when she wasnt’ ready. Its just that Michael was getting her to live up to the promise she gave him. But I know what you mean, in such situations I’ve always felt, the final say should go to the woman because its her body and she has to go through for 9 months. Well that’s what I feel.
:wassat: By the way I wonder if Michael ever tried lovingly to get LMP to have a baby, the way Michael is manipulating Sabah in the shower to get her to give him what he wants. Well if he had surely LMP would have given him a child, either that, or she really doesn’t know how to appreciate a good thing.
:wink:
:wassat: Oh and your sister, she like to play victim by having kids??? I’ve always found that women who do that, do it to keep the guy in their lives by making them feel sorry for them, for putting them in that situation.Its like “you did this to me….so you owe me by taking care of me”. I call it emotional blackmail.
Well, Sonia it’s like this. It IS the woman’s body; she can say, I don’t want to take pills, you use condoms, and that’s it.
And the man might decide, okay, no problem. Since I don’t like condoms, I will go have sex with a woman who doesn’t require me to wear them and I won’t tell you.
Lots of men do that.
That’s why I say it should be a mutual decision.
LMP said I think it was quote in Taborelli’s book so take the quote for what it’s worth, that Michael wanted to have kids and she didn’t and you can’t have kids if you’re not doing anything — so I think she tried the all withhold sex from him manipulation, which is kind of funny since she was chasing him for it later on.
You know I always wondered if that was the basis for the six weeks dissappearance on his part. She tried to “fix” him with no sex, and he said, ha, ha, ha, I’ll fix you.
:w00t:
My sister, I didn’t mean she uses the kids as a way to keep a man in her life, well, she does that too.
But I mean she’ll say, OMG, the only reason I got pregnant is because I was taking those pills and they made me sick — I didn’t even want a baby.
B.S., she got pregnant because she was being irresponsiblie, period. And yeah, secretly she thinks the baby will make the man behave himself. Not stay in her life, ’cause he aint going no where. I mean stay home :lol:
My semester is finally over. :smile:
And I see I’ve missed out on alot. :wassat:
Hey Pink, what’s up girl?
Hey Sabine. I know I didn’t really comment officially on TTWC yet, but I will. Did you get the pics I sent you?
I’ll be here more often since I’m free now.
Hey Sabine. I know I didn’t really comment officially on TTWC yet, but I will. Did you get the pics I sent you?
I’ll be here more often since I’m free now. I guess I better reread CM. till u put up another chapter. :whistle:
Sabine
I’m sorry if I said anything wrong about your sister. All I meant was that its just a way of gaining some kind of sympathy, but you yourself kinda said the same thing, so….
:wassat: I haven’t read many of these “tell all” books about all the people in Michael’s life. The only thing I can say is, if they were genuine, they wouldn’t be saying it at all. So what do you think the deal was….Did they, or didn’t they??? I guess we will never know. But one thing doesn’t seem to fit. Michael and LMP decided to have kids right away after getting married, and this they discussed BEFORE getting married, according to Michael. LMP’s justification or excuse, whatever you wanna call it, for NOT having children with Michael is because after a year or so into the marriage, she felt things were “doomed” and so decided against not having kids. So in my head according to the time line, things were okay and all in the beginning they even went on a honeymoon, so they should have ended up with a child right away. Well I know it sometimes doesn’t always happen on the first several tries, so maybe there were having sex, and nothing was happening. Once LMP thought the marriage was doomed, I think THAT’S when she stopped having sex with Michael all together, and said, “I ain’t doing it”. Or were they not doing all together from the beginning and she denied him a child outright from the beginning????
You tell me Sabine, honestly I’m not as familiar with the time line as you. But I did read that LMP had alot of trouble getting pregnant with her fourth husband’s child, because she said her blood was too thick but as soon as she started taking blood thinners she got pregnant. I wonder if she had this problem during her marriage to Michael.
Sometimes, certain things just don’t add up in my head.
:lol: You’re kidding, right, Sonia?
My family is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, there’s nothing that anyone can say about them that would offend me. Yeah she used her kids to get what she wants but I was just explaining that she likes to pretend that she didn’t want to get pregnant when she really did.
Anyway, this is how I took the quote for that book — that Lisa WAS having sex with Michael and then when she felt he wanted to have kids and he wasn’t ready she decided to stop having sex with him.
I personally think she was taking birth controls from the beginning and that SHE and SHE alone was going to decide when she was going to have kids with Michael, because she wanted to be in control.
I think the whole not having sex with him was NOT to not have kids but to punish him.
Well, Michael fixed her by having kids with Debbie —
ooops :wassat:
That’s what happens when you try to control people.
Obviously the having sex was not a problem, because she was running all over the world after him after it was all said and done.
IMO, she thought she could use that thang to control Michael, and well, Michael had enough of that from Joe so . . . .
oh by the way, I never read Taborelli’s book because I think it’s just tabloid, IMO, too much of his opinion and he/say she/say for me.
Pink Frosting, I got the mail but I didn’t have a chance to open it yet!!!! :lol:
I will though and thanks in advance! :smile:
Oh, and yeah, I can’t wait for that comment!
LOL!! Well my family is NUTS!!!
That whole thing just sounds so shady. I feel the same way also.
:wassat: Wonder what she married him for then??? But just look at her….getting married is no big deal for LMP I guess.
Michael fixing her, well that doesn’t sound like real love from his side either. I don’t think Michael would do something like that to Sabah and nor would Sabah deny him a baby after promising to do so. That whole marriage with LMP sounded like a joke from the start and they both had their own intentions I guess. I mean LMP backed out on her promise, but it also didn’t take Michael long to get over her like a “real mad guy in love”. I mean he was just more upset that he didn’t get kids out of her than losing her as a wife and life partner, who he truly loved. To me it looks like neither one of them was truly in love. But still I would say Michael was more genuine than LMP. But he sure did move on quickly to having kids with debbie, while still married to LMP, and I don’t think Michael would do something like that to his wife with another woman.
:unsure: But that’s just my way of consoling myself that he didn’t screw debbie and they must have gone to a fertility clinic and done things the artificial way.
I dunno I’ve always gotten this feeling I could be wrong, NOT that Michael didn’t have a sex drive, but to him sex was more for just procreation than anything else, and he didn’t even really like having sex with LMP other than he thought it would produce a child. So then why would he sleep with debbie, right. That’s just my opinion. For Michael talking was more romantic than the act, that’s what I’ve picked up from his talks. Like he offered to marry Brooke Shields and adopt, but she turned him down. Sometimes I wonder if Michael didn’t care for LMP or debbie, then why not just skip all that unnecessary drama and just adopt in the first place?? To him all children are equal whether his own flesh or blood or anyone’s else’s.
Hey guys, go and check out Tame the Wild Cobra, Annie sent me these pictures OMG! They are so perfect!
http://165.140.70.174/~cobracra/2010/04/13/2145/
Sonia, you know how they say all is fair in love and war.
Let me tell you I worked in divorce court for years and when couples start playing games with each other, withholding, manipulating, especially if they came into the marriage w/ an agenda, things can get UGLY
You would never know these people were once “in love”.
So who knows, but I so don’t agree:
You talking about this man right here:
:w00t:
Sonia, I DON’T THINK SO!
Hello PInkFrosting!! Welcome back and congratulations on a semester well done! Have a Golden Boy on me…you deserve it!!!
OMG Sabine LOL@ “Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs”…!! My kids say that all the time as in ..”what are you, cuckoo for cocoa puffs?”
and honey, I didn’t mean the wanting to ‘get it on’ at that time was cruel and inhumane, :w00t: I meant the PROHIBITION to get it on at that time if you are doing NFP!!! what are you,Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?!?! you know i like the baby-makin’ sex! :lol:
MartiniGirl, I was thinking what you said about the ummm condom issue but my good girl side wouldn’t let me type it! :blush: anyone out there who thinks that it’s not a big deal…ummm, yeah, it is sooo much better bare! :blush: :blush: :blush: ican’t blush enough!!
*Gracie runs away to pray*
LOL!! Yeah I’m talking about him
:wub: But the Michael I saw on stage, “the performer” Michael was different from the Michael I saw off stage. I was talking about the off stage Michael.
Well, Like I said those are just my opinions, but who knows, except the people involved. But the whole thing happened so quickly, they knew each other just 4 months before getting married, and under 2 years they are divorced. I guess the problems must have come on quickly, its not like it all just happened over night and one day they decide to go their separate ways, that leaves very little in the way of romance, as far as I’m concerned. I wouldn’t want to have sex with someone I’m always arguing, and fighting with and mad at also. Sometimes I wonder if they did anything at all.
:wub: :heart: I guess I see Michael as PM more than CM, and there wasn’t a real Saniia or Sabah around to bring out the CM in him more! But both sides were there.
I agree
I like going bare!! If the pills didn’t make me sick I wouldn’t have a problem.
:wub: Okay I need a Prince Michael….who wants to join???