15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Wait a minute! I just saw Sabine. Maybe she’s going to join us here at the bar too!
Ssssshhhhhhh…be quiet! I’m going to hide under a table. I don’t want her to think I’ve been here all day.
oh good idea.
I am gonna get under the bar…
(so I can drink while I hide)
tehehe..
shhhhh
You know, I’m beginning to think the only time you girls can really let loose and have real fun is when I’m not around!
:w00t:
I feel like the School Matron! :cheerful:
The jig is up…
Save yourself..!
I got her covered with a creamy Sabah..
run Enola – run!
:angel:
I’m trying, MartiniGirl….but the floor is wet and slippery from all this talk about the Super Soaker…
Shoot! I’m not getting anywhere!
GracieOooops, I mean, Enola, I think your garden is divine, and Enola, that picture of Michael in the rain!:wub:
Gracie, it’s your flower i meant to mention — very pretty!!!! :heart:
Sonia I was cracking up at your house guests! They needed to GO pronto!!!
Now as for you Martinigirl
And you’re dragging Enola into it!
I’ve got just the thing to make you behave:
Noooooo, not Michael with a Super Soaker….
have mercy on me! :shocked:
Enola… stand back, I’ll protect you.
bring it on… lemme grab my wet suit!
okay – I am going in…
:biggrin:
Okay, *looking around*
Now that’s we’ve taken care of Martinigirl.
Who’s next :devil:
*runs out of the bar screaming*
I’m not next!
*sloshes back into the bar soaking wet with a couple of sea urchins stuck in her hair*
tsk – shucks sorry boss…
I have been a bad girl..
maybe I should go to my room?
hehe _ I have done no work this afternoon, hung out with CM & PM, got lost in the sweet smile and laughed my ass off… I really should do this more often! Thanks ladies for a fun filled afternoon.
Good move, Enola!
I don’t think you really wanna mess w/ this man:
I’m off to my writing room talk to you ladies later!
Sabine I am about to be sick :sick:
Have you heard of this guy who claims to have been Michael’s gay lover, and Dr. Klein says he walked in on them and Michael was shirtless, his interview is being shown on Extra OMG, I want to kick some ass right now, why won’t this end? Why are shows still doing this? why is it so hard to accept that Michael was straight? I hate EXTRA, I’m NEVER watching them again!!!!! :alien:
What? Oh my goodness..
Colette, turn it off… don’t watch!
:w00t: COLETTE
:w00t: WHAT THE BLOODY F@#CK!!!
:sick: You know why, that Dr. Klein is saying all that shit, because he’s gay himself, and probably wanted to have an affair with him. OMG!! How the hell do these people claim to be MJ’S friends. Maybe Dr. Klein should go to Debbie, she’s no less than man if you ask me.
But you know what, don’t pay any attention to all this shit, just come here and read CM and PM and Michael was one straight guy, PERIOD!!!
Girl don’t watch Extra that show is junk, just like Access Hollywood and them.
CCC Service announcement:
For those of you who have forgotten:
Posted by Sabine on 2010/03/30 at 6:26pm
“Oh, by the way, KKDDianaMJ – Kris – Collette, I can clearly see that you are posting from the same IP address so Sonia, if it’s worth anything, even though we already knew, you were right. :smile: “
Okay Sabine
I have one sharp memory, and no I didn’t forget who colette was, but why would someone be posting from the same computer with different ID’s???? Haven’t they learned their lesson??? Really shameless!
I mean are they trying to prove a point. Did they think we would soak that crap up!!!
Okay ladies lets move on.
:wub: :heart: How about a Nice Creamy Chocolate Mike, who wants to join!!!
Oh Sabine
You were saying earlier that you feel like the school matron.
:lol: Girl you are. Whenever you dish out a new CM or TTWC chapter, its like homework and we all get down to business and have to write our comments. Only thing is, this is homework we actually L.O.V.E. and its kinda reverse homework, instead of you grading us we grade you….girl so far you
:smile: you are off the charts….a new grading scale needs to be invented just for you!!!
:w00t: :lol: Can you imagine going to school and all we learn all day is all about Michael Jackson….I’m sure no one would fail!! Now if only Michael could come and teach himself. I’ll be sitting right at the front, LOL!!!
I don’t like replying to sock puppets, and once someone picks an identity in an on line forum, chat room whereever, they should stick with it, IMO.
KKDiana is posting as Collette because she was being a bully in Da Bar Room and I called her on it. Now she wants to pretend to be someone else, because she doesn’t want to deal with the consequences of her behavior.
I will respond to KKDiana, as long as she treats this place and myself with respect. But I will not respond to any of her sock puppets. Nor will I put up with any abusive/bullying behavior in this place. I just feel the need to say that.
Whatever anyone else chooses to do in terms of responding to Collette/KKDiana is on them.
Now, give me a Creamy Sabah!!! :lol:
By the way, Sonia got the email you sent me and as soon as I finish this work I’m doing I’ll work on it. Thanks so much! It was very nice! I just have to tweak it :smile:
Girl, if Michael was my teacher I would most certainly be a teachers pet!
You know it’s true, I receive reactions to every chapter, which is kind of weird, because usually you just rate a book on the whole. But I’m having so much fun!!! And it’s my favorite subject!
:lol: OOOO teacher’s pet!
Now as the teacher’s pet, what would you bring him…an apple everyday, LOL!!!
I remember when I was in school I always liked sitting in the back because I’m very fidgetey and love to stretch and wave my arms about, also sitting at the front makes me self conscious and I think everyone is looking at the back of head. There’ seems to be this myth that only stupid or lousy students sit at the back but I was an honor student, so no relation there. If I was in Michael’s class I’d be failing left and right in spite of sitting at the front, LOL!!!
Hey Sabine….just a question I keep forgetting, in the chapter where you showed antoinette’s childhood, you used alot of French, I was just wondering do you speak French??? I only know a little bit, because I use to take it in school. I wonder if Michael ever tried speaking another language I don’t think I ever heard him, but he was intelligent enough to pick it up. I remember when I was in the second grade there was a teacher who could speak 32 languages!! I always wanted to be like her, LOL!!!
32 languages! :w00t: That person is a genius!!!!
I speak Creole fluently and French with difficulty, :lol:
If I was in Michael’s class, I would bring him flowers, I would write him stories, I would volunteer to stay after class and help him clean the board. I would tell the other kids to ssssssshhhhh, when he was talking and I would sit in the front of the class, preferably on his desk if he’d let me!
And I’d come to class dressed like this.
:blush:
:wassat:
:cheerful:
:lol: Girl….now what do I tell you by looking at that picture??
:blush: If that is the teacher’s pet, he will have to give private lessons after everyone else has gone home!!
:lol: Whatever happened to student/teacher ethics?
No offense Sabine….but when I was growing up all the kids always wanted to beat up the teacher’s pet after school for being a suck up!! But I can understand its Michael after all. I guess we’d all be jealous of you and competing for the teacher’s pet position.
:wub: :heart: As for the language thing…I always wondered what it would sound like if Michael sang in some other language like French Spanish, he would sound so romantic. I speak Hindi and Hindi is a very very very romantic language. I mean I find English just doesn’t have the depth and other languages just go so far beyond. By saying the same thing in another language it can sometimes make the statement even more powerful. Like in Hindi we have so many ways of saying “I love you”.
Michael sang I Just Can’t Stop Loving You in both French and Spanish — look it up on Youtube.
Yeah, they beat up the teachers pet in my school too. But if Michael was a teacher, all the girls would be trying to be his pet, you know that!
And all the boys would want to be him!
He would be the most favorite teacher and my guidance counselor would ask my why am I 22 and still in H.S. taking dance/chorus?
Dont’ I want to graduate :lol: :wub:
He would have to be very careful, because you know how crafty girls are and they would really be trying to get him! :lol:
Oh about languages, you can curse people our REALLY good in other languages, but English lacks the UMPH! :silly: :cheerful:
*sneaking out of my room*
hello boss…
Hey Sonia S….
I don’t recall that service annoucement -but I remember peeps talking that it was the same person.. what a waste of effort..
what are we drinking? if I promise to stay dry – can I have one too?
Okay I’ll do that, someone said it wasn’t really him but I’ll listen anyways, thanks.
:lol: I think I’ll just skip being the teacher’s pet. I’m lousy at sucking up so I’ll just be myself,would appreciate, I think he would appreciate that. One time in college in a political science class, the teacher asked everyone if they could be anyone they wanted to be who would it be. Everyone answered all different people, and YES someone wanted to be OPRAH!!! When he got to me he said what about you I said “I just want to be myself” I just couldn’t think of anyone else.
:lol: As for cursing in other languages….girl I tell you. I’ve heard guys cursing in other languages like they are giving commentary on a football game! It just keeps coming and coming with no signs of stopping for miles!! I tell you to be able to curse like that is a talent in itself. I couldn’t do it even if I tried, LOL!! When we were living in Arizona, alot of the signs had Spanish names, and whenever we would see the word “Camino” we’d get psyched because that word is a swear word in Hindi only thing is its spelled with a K instead of C.
I think we should all have a shot of PURE L.O.V.E. (PURE and L.O.V.E. mixed together) so we can all act Michael-like — you know, kind, giving and respectful (that’s only three of his many wonderful qualities *sigh*)
:wub: :angel:
I am in on that sister!
PURE LOVE
:wub:
I see the marquee is teasing me… I need rehab – I really do!
What does K – amino mean, so if a person calls me that I’ll know what they’re calling me!
Count me in I’ll have a shot of L.O.V.E too
:wassat: You know I just realized I haven’t tried many of the drinks here. I’m like that in real life also, I don’t like to deviate from my usual favorite food items, I always find I just end up coming back to where I started off, so why bother, LOL!!!
:wassat: :whistle: Why you wanna know Sabine….has someone called you that??? When I was growing up all the other kids always wanted the East Indian students to tell them the swear words. I hope you’re not asking me, because you wanna call someone that, LOL!!! It’s spelled Kamino.
No seriously I want to know. Who knows, I may use it in a story one day!!!!
No one ever called me that as far as I know, maybe behind my back! :lol:
hey ladies, can you spare a shot or two of that L.O.V.E. for a frazzled mama? :dizzy:
ok, going to catch up on the convo..
hey Gracie…
here you go mama..
PURE LOVE for you!
Hey Gracie, Drink the L.O.V.E. shot FIRST :lol:
:lol: I was just making sure…I would have told you anyways.
Well Sabine since you speak other languages then you must be knowing that when referring to two or more people (plural) whether its 2 males or male/female, the masculine form is always used. Kamino is the plural form referring two or more people, and actually its most commonly used with the word salo in front of it, that is Salo Kamino meaining roughly (bloody f@#cking (Salo),scoundrels/assholes (Kamino)). Salo refers to the first 2 words and Kamino to the second two, they are interchangeable. Now some people even commonly say Salo Kutho Kamino, Kutho means dogs. So it becomes (bloody/f@#cking dog scoundrels/assholes).
:lol: Sorry that was a long explanation. So if you ever hear anyone using those words, the sirens should go off!!
:wassat: Now how in the world do you expect to use that in the story one day. I can’t see where that would fit in???
Okay I need a Prince Michael now, yesterday the birth control pills, earlier the fire hose and now a swearing lesson for Madame Sabine, LOL!!!
Okay…Sonia, LOL at your demon palm tree! :w00t: I have a demon unidentified shrub that was here when we moved here…in the winter of course! we have tried to cut it down and kill it many times but it always comes back and it has roots to China i swear so it’s here forever…it will survive all of us!
Sabine, you are totally the school matron here! but unlike Sonia who feels she’s grading you , I even feel like you’re grading me when I write a chapter review! i’m always afraid of sounding stupid or not getting what you were trying to say. yeah, i was a teacher’s pet, big time. i don’t know why but i craved the approval of teachers when i was little. That wore off by junior high but teachers always liked me cuz i was quiet and got good grades. sometimes i envied my badass friends but even if i tried to let loose a little, no one took me seriously!
Please Gracie… do you actually read my replies?
I can barely speak in complete sentences – after a chapter – yet I reply like a DORK.
LOL @ Sonia… gurl, I would hate to see you when you really get angry.
You kick ass Ms. Ex – Canadian….
@Gracie
Actually you know what I should have made myself more clear. I meant it was like we are doing our homework and grading it ourselves too. Wouldn’t that be nice if we could grade our own homework and hand it into the teacher. But Sabine’s story writing and telling is no doubt off the charts!!! Wouldn’t you say?? Sorry if I sounded a bit full of myself, didn’t mean it that way.
:smile: Sabine you know you are good!!
Gracie….shrub with roots all the way to China, OMG!!! That’s funny. I tell you dunno where they pop up from, LOL!!! I liked Arizona for one reason though, there’s no grass, and the yards are landscaped with pebbles and rocks, so no need for lawn mowers. When we moved to Texas, we were a bit lazy and pay someone to do it. I miss that place sometimes, our daughter was born there, and it was our first home we bought, so I was a bit nostalgic about it when we sold that home and were leaving. There use to be these rabbits that use to come to the backyard everyday and I would show them to my daugher, but the scorching heat made us move from there. For someone from Canada temperatures in the 100’s are a bit too much.
okay girls..
I am here for my nightcap and off to bed to dream of a new chapter…
*sipping on her Mr. M*
i feel it Sabz… I feeeeeel it.
Night girls!
oh but Mgirl, you see, it’s okay for you because you ARE the blog drunk, so we expect you to be that way! That’s what i’m talking about! it’s like in high school i had a good friend who was a total badass, big hair, black eyeliner, tight jeans, metallica t’shirt, smoked Newports…you know the type, anyway, she was one of the few people who could accept that side of me. she didn’t put me in a box, you know what i mean? i hate boxes, i’m so much more than one person…anyway, once we went out to a movie and she dressed me in her clothes and did my makeup and it was soo much fun but if anyone we knew had seen me they would have laughed their asses off!
so, here, as in real life, i hold back my naughty side because it doesn’t seem to fit with the rest of me.
question for anyone with astrological knowledge…does my split personality have something to do with being born on a cusp? or is everyone like that and just handles it better than i do? hmmmm…
crap, i have to go, i’ll have to talk to you all tomorrow. :sad: damn needy little people! maybe i can check in before bed..
bye
:w00t: I’m not teaching any more swearing lessons tonight. I haven’t even told the masculine/feminine singular version, since Sabine said she wants to MAYBE use it one day!!!
:sleeping: Good night ladies
MartiniGirl I’m still very much Canadian girl!!!
NIGHT NIGHT!!!
Gracie, girl, I’m just humbled when anyone comments and inputs and shares, so don’t you be worrying about what you say or how you say it!!!!!
Sonia, I could have a woman run into Sabah on the street who speaks Hindu and they can get into an argument — I mean it could be anything! The sky is the limit, but see what I mean, in English calling someone a scoundrel or a dog is nothign, but in another language it is the WORST.
Like if you say PIG in Creole, oh my God, you couldn’t call a person any worst. But in English it sounds like nothing.
About gardening and plants, I have SUCH a green thumb, I don’t really like to because the plants flourish and grow so much. And in NY, you have to repot, move inside the house, put them back outside, reseed — LOL! I have a balcony now that I put plants in, but I cemented my backyard, sorry :sad:
OMG!! I just logged out and saw your comment
Sabah get into an argument with an east indian. That sounds funny, but like I just said in my last comment, that is the plural version not the feminine singular version, but I’ll let you know later if you want to know. Hey if anything like that comes up let me know, because there is much worse, LOL!! Yeah I know exactly what you mean, it may not sound that bad in English, but it can sure put someone in a bad mood in another language, LOL!!!
Oh its Hindi not Hindu, there’s a difference. The second refers to a person not language.
Sonia, girl, Hindi, Hindu Smindu, do you know how many things I’m doing right now?
I’m multitasking :tongue:
Astrologically, your sun sign gives hints to how you behave in public, the face, if you will, that you show the world, but it is your moon sign that will tell you how you will behave in relation to others, in intimate relationships like friendships and in a marriage, as a daughter, etc.
Not only that, every other planet in your chart has an influence on you, and combined together form other influences. It is as if, let’s say the exact minute you were born someone took a snap shot of the sky, every planet, and the exact position it is in, the angles they form with each other, the degrees of separation that they are from the moon and sun and from each other all have meaning, in relation to your characteristics and traits and personality.
So the answer is being born on a cusp means nothing.
You need to know exactly what time you were born, and where, to know exactly where the planets were when you were born and where they are in your chart and then you will know exactly what sign you are.
And even then, birth circumstances, who you grew up with, all of that will have influences on you, too, so you can’t just look to your astrological chart to tell you who you are.
last but not least, everyone has a number of different faces that they show the world.
Good night everyone!
Well, I’m not going to sleep but that’s neither here nor there!
:smile:
@ Gracie. I will take that as a compliment. Honey you sure you didn’t go to high school with me? I had rocker hair – goodness knows how I got it to the orangie/blonde it was – smoked like a friend, cursed and got expelled for fighting more times than I could count at the time… I need to find you guys my grad photo!
But, on a more serious note – I think it is interesting what you say about what people expect you to be or how you are – I had a very hard time adjusting to what people thought I should be or wanted me to be when I was in high school – my years there were very tumultuous.. and to make a long story short – I had a interesting reputation that wasn’t anywhere near the truth but perpetuated by my not give a damn – I was failing miserably and I dropped out in grade 11 with only 4 credits – I sat around for about two months doing nothing but loathing myself and wondering how I could end it.
Eventually I found my inner self (and amazingly found she was pretty strong and smart) I went to night school, summer school and took a bunch of correspondence courses and within a year and a half I made up for all I missed and I was able to return to high school for my final year to gradate with my class with honours. When went back – I wasn’t messing around
I was really proud of myself for doing that and going back to face all these people at my high school – I still consider that one of the hardest things I have done… but what I find interesting is even the people who didn’t know me in the year and a half that I was gone – had thoughts about me when I came back and what I was up to while away… including all the teachers who knew me and who didn’t
I was pregnant, I was in jail, I was on drugs.. and not a one was EVEN close to what it was or why I left… but it didn’t seem to matter even if I told them why – or how hard I worked during my last year to show I was serious – I was still that person from before… and that reputation has followed for a long, long time…
OYE – didn’t I say I don’t get serious – but I think it is a good story to share – because we all have something we have to overcome that makes us stronger…
Gosh – I need a drink and a chapter… he-he – I am gonna go find my grad photo – and I admit – I look the part of my reputation.. but I really was a nice girl… hunestly!
Morning Ladies
Sabine you’re multitasking??
:smile: Does that mean we’re gonna get a new chapter soon. I’m waiting for TTWC more eagerly. Oh I feel bad, looks like CM is kinda losing to PM, LOL!!!
@Gracie…whatever Sabine just said, that is true, I’ll just add my thoughts in on it. Every person is born with their destiny and their birth in my opinion is predetermined by God. What makes the biggest difference is the exact position of the stars and planets at the exact time at which you were born. For that matter even identical twins don’t have the same fate and can be very different people with different personalities.
My husband and I are into astrology alot and even have an astrologer who we have been consulting over the years and he’s BANG ON!!! And both of us have had our horoscopes made so we know what to watch out for. The presence of Rahu, Ketu, and Grahu they are known as Sanis in one’s horoscopes and them being heavily present in any of the 12 houses is not good, since they are the ones responsible for bringing turmoil and any kind of hard times in one’s life. Saturn, Mars are unlucky planets and when present and in strong positions they can bring about turmoil in ones life. On the other hand Jupiter is the strongest planet and this brings about luck and good times in one’s life. My husband’s astrologer has told him that his Jupiter is very strong beginning this year and so therefore he will prosper. I hope his prediction is true. Also Mars being in strong position in the 4th, 6th, 8th and 12th houses (I’m not sure) if I remember correctly is not good. People who have this are known as Mangliks and they are the one’s who have troubled marriages and face hardships in them. A manglik can only marry a manglik otherwise it is believed a woman who is one, her husband will die and she will become widowed. That’s why in our culture its considered very important to match horoscopes before marriage. Both my brother and sister are mangliks and having a hard time finding suitable marriageable partners and I had a clean horoscopes.
:wassat: I wonder if Michael had this problem, I wonder if he was a manglik and that’s why neither of his marriages survived and he could never find a suitable match???
Sorry I know that was a bit more than what you asked for, but you being a cusp in itself has nothing to do with it. Its the exact time at which you were born, where on earth you were born that make the difference. The time and place is what changes the exact positions and angles for any given person.
morning Sonia!
okay I am off to stretch the seniors at the Y…. I gotta a new mix of all MJ – they will be complain – so I am gonna work them good! ha-ha
LOVE shot for me!
and here I am!
:whistle:
I am innocent!
hmmmmm we will have to wait for the boss to fix me up.