15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
:lol: I wasn’t trying to be pure all..I just need a break, that’s all, LOL!!! I’m sure Michael was something like that too, since he had been around it since he was child. Visiting strip joints at an age when he should have been playing in the playground and stuff like other boys. Its like an extreme sugar rush, you can only take in so much at a time.
Yeah I love watching all that stuff too, but hubby won’t let me, he says its a bad influence on the baby. I love the Discovery Channel though. You’re talking about Jaycee Dugard, the girl who was kept captive for 18 years, that is so terrible. Reminded me of the Elizabeth Smart case.
:wub: :heart: Thanks for the Prince Michael though (((taking a sip…..aaahh refreshing)))
:smile: CHEERS!!
There’s an interview Michael did when he was like 18, in it the interview asked him what’s the worst thing you’ve ever seen.
So he says, “What’s the worst thing? Hmmmm, should I tell you? Okay, yeah, I think I will.” He said, “When I was younger we used to play in strip clubs and the women would come out and take their clothes off. And one woman she came out and she took off everything, down to her drawers, and oh my God, that was so funky, that was so terrible. OH my God, I’ll never forget that. I’m telling you, that’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen.”
So I’m paraphrasing because I don’t fee like looking for the direct quote, but believe me, I don’t think Michael got a “sugar rush” from playing in strip clubs — I think he was highly traumatized by it.
And the stuff they found at Neverland, I’m going to reserve judgment, because first of all, they had no business being there, and second of all, Michael had a rough, isolated life — I’m talking about his personal life.
It’s not like he could down to have a beer if he felt like meeting someone; it wasn’t like he could date like any regular man.
:sad: Yeah, I’m talking about Jaycee — I watched it with my daughter but she’s much older. I love A&E and the Discovery Channel and I fully expect to see a tell all segment on Michael in the future.
Oh, shoo, by the way, Aphrodite Jones has a program coming up about Michael on the 29th, tomorrow, on the Discovery Channel:
ALL NEW MICHAEL JACKSON EPISODE – APHRODITE JONE’S TRUE CRIME SHOW, Thursday, APRIL 29 @ 10PM EST ON INVESTIGATION DISCOVERY – ID .
http://investigation.discovery.com/tv/true-crime
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From Aphrodite Jones : http://michaeljacksonconspiracy.blogspot.com/
To anyone who wants to see more about MJ in a positive light: I have asked to do a 2-hour special on Michael Jackson, separate and apart from the hour that will air on TRUE CRIME. The TV Special will focus mainly on Michael, the man, and his life in secret isolation with his 3 children… there’s a lot no one knows… and I can shine the light on MJ… I truly believe there are lessons to be learned from Michael’s life that can teach us all about humility, patience, and grace, especially in the face of tremendous adversity.
I need your support, so Discovery will give me a chance to “let loose” with e new MJ special.
So please please watch TRUE CRIME tonight… and email me your comments and thoughts about my interviewing techniques, or the flow of the show, just anything so I can get your feedback! You can post your thoughts here; on my Facebook pages; or on my Twitter site:
hey girls! this dreary weather has really got me in a MOOD today. I have a mountain of dirty dishes waiting for me but i really need a pick-me-up first…hmmmm..i’ll have a Mabha..i like the fizzles! and a chocolate covered Mike…the lunch of champions!!
Sabine, I had to laugh at you sculpture class story! For several years I taught art classes to groups of home-schooled kids and some of their parents (who were mostly a very awesome bunch of parents) would get upset if at the end of a class they hadn’t really “produced” much…they were not only upset with their kid but with me as a teacher too. I would always say, well, we talked about the assignment for the day and they just didn’t feel anything yet!! You can’t force creativity, and let’s face it some people just AREN’t creative at all. It amazes me that you are able to produce as consistently as you do!
OMG!! Michael on Discovery
Sabine, I love that channel but we don’t have it anymore, did years ago. My hubby and I have dish network with lots of Bollywood channels only and basic cable. I really wanted to have Discovery but they make you take a the whole package and a bunch of channels with it that I don’t even watch so we though it was a wast. I wonder who the idiot marketing person is, I think they would make a lot more money if they would let people customize the channels they wanna watch. There are so many I would love to watch but not all the crap they give with it.
Oh God I’m gonna miss it!!!
Sabine when I said sugar rush, I didn’t mean that in a positive way either. Its like getting diabetes it ain’t good, and yes Michael was traumatized.
I’ve already said this. I don’t care if they found porn magazines, videos, or dolls he actually use to do it with. Michael was very lonely and isolated and whatever he was doing was better than picking up prostitutes from some corner although he had the money and means to do it.
:wub: :heart: I will forever hold Michael in higher esteem than most people.
Those people can try whatever they want, it ain’t working on me. How many times I’ve said this also, you can’t have someone like Michael go through what he went through and not learn anything.
I know many people don’t like Shumuley, and I don’t either because he just happened to bring out that book after his death and all this time he was sitting idle. But I have to confess somethings he said about Michael even I agree with on certain points, and there are times he does make sense, but still I don’t think his intentions were right. I do agree that Michael had put up this wall around him and people who maybe did want to help him, he wasn’t letting them get in. Michael just wanted to medicate his pain away I remember Shmuley saying so I do at times see his point also.
:sad: Sabine keep me posted. I”ll go for now, I think I need a break, this talk of Michael’s broken marriages and traumatic life is getting a bit too much for me now. see you later.
Hey Gracie!
Awww, it’s nasty out where you are! That’s terrible! You should make your kids wash the dishes! That’s the rule in my house, if you use it, you wash it. I’m constantly telling my kids I am not their maid! :lol:
Yeah, I told my son afterward he owed me $400!!! It’s terrible, because the other kids made some good stuff, but he just wasn’t feeling it.
Now I’ve watched him leave a movie theatre and start drawing frantically, page after page after page — trying to get out what is in his head. I’ll complain that he’s wasting my paper, but his Dad, who is an artist says, let him draw. But I do find it fascinating — you never know what will inspire you.
As for me, I guess my mind is always ON — I’d like to turn it off sometimes! :lol:
I know, a toast with you! To artists everywhere! *raising my glass of Mabha*
I looooooove carbonated drinks! I drink seltzer water all day!
I love seltzer too! raspberry… I used to drink it constantly but my husband hated it cuz it makes me umm..burpy. :wassat:
Thanks for the drink!
I was just reading TTWC where it was nice and sunny, trying to cheer myself up
yeah, I am constantly telling the kids that i’m not their maid and this isn’t Burger King (you can’t have it your way..you eat what i make or don’t eat) LOL!! However, there are certain jobs that i can’t let go of. I have tried making them wash the dishes but they just suck at it so i end up rewashing half of them and they end up with water all over the place and it just makes me crazy so dishes are mine. Most chores I don’t care if they do it half-assed but when it’s an issue of sanitation, i have to do it right. Dirty dishes, here I come! :tongue: …
ha, ha, kids! Yours do that too!
Well,I’m trying to train my kids, like you do with dogs. When they do that, you know the half assed job, which is their way of telling me don’t ask me, because I’m going to F it up on purpose.
I just make them do it again, and then I tell them, if you don’t want to do it again, do it right the first time.
Do I get tired to talking! OMG, I am so tired of saying the same thing over and over again, but once in a while they do it right the first time so I know it’s working!
You know every time someone says they’re reading a chapter again, I’m so awed and humbled!
:smile:
Oh shoo, I just saw Sonia’s message. See you later, Sonia!! :smile:
Poor Michael!
:w00t: OMG
SABINE IS THAT FOR REAL!!!
HOLY GOD!!!
I just put the baby to sleep, hubby is holed up in the study and I’m staring all alone at THIS!!!
Somebody get a rope to tie me down!!!
Sabine….you said POOR MICHAEL!!
:w00t: Poor all of us…THE ADDICTS!!!
Nope! Sorry :cheerful:
Does it look real to you?
Not to me, not at all. the body is all wrong, not to mention the nipple!
Yeah I was taking note of the nipple, I know what Michael’s look like.
But the rest of the body is still kinda close. I mean the way the picture has been taken its sort hard to tell, from that angle, because like Michael’s own body it isn’t heavily muscular, and the thighs well they look close to his. I mean its just hard to tell you know. The nipple could have been retouched. I don’t think I ever remember getting a good look at Michael’s armpits, so dunno.
:w00t: But if it isn’t Michael, that’s a very good picture still! Most likey NO, its not him, but whoever that body double is, its still good.
:cheerful: Sonia girl you are crazy, that is not michael, there’s no most likely about it.
if Michael took a picture like this it would have been all over the net by now :lol:
it would be on the Nightly news!!!! :silly:
I don’t think the body looks like him, especially something seems to be missing from below his waste :w00t:
I just thought the pic was funny!!!!
Well like I said most likely its NOT him, meaning its not him. Yes my sentiment is exact, if it was him it would have been all over the net and places.
:smile: But still its a good picture, come on you gotta admit??
Its like getting hit with a brick in the face, it’ll take me a minute to come to, LOL!!!
But knowing Michael he wouldn’t pose for something like that!!! He does all his sexy stuff on stage or in the bedroom, LOL!!!
:wassat: UH….what seems to be missing below the waist??
:wink: The signature COBRA!!! I took note of that and didn’t see it either, so I know its not him, the way I can see it in the golden pants!
Sonia, :lol: You’re so funny!
:cheerful: :silly: :face: :lol:
well, looks like i wasn’t the only one busy with “real life” today!
:lol: Sabine, did you make that pic in a moment of boredom or did you find it? yeah, nipple too large, package too not there!
just time for a Sangre…hopefully i’ll have more time to chat tomorrow!
((((hugs)))) and :kissing: to all!
:lol: Sabine
I know I can be goofy sometimes, LOL!!! It’s just my nature. You won’t believe my husband tells me all the time, GROW UP!!!
In spite of my age, being married and a mother, I’m just a kid at heart. A ice cream lollipop eating big kid who doesn’t look her age either. When Sabah told Michael that eating ice cream makes her feel better I was like, WHAT!!! YOU TOO GIRL!!!
:smile: If it was up to me, I’d be in Cold Stone Creamery everyday!! Remember what I said about not being able to pick out flavors. My favs are chocolate chip mint loaded with Oreos and chocolate syrup!! That flavor totally grosses out my family, they say it tastes like medicine. Could you please put something minty on the menu???
:lol: Hubby always asks why are you so indecisive, I said only when it comes to small petty things, but when it comes to big things like marrying you or other life changing things, it comes as easy as a snap!!!
:wassat: Weird isn’t it. I could sit here all day, pondering if that’s Michael or not. Now nobody better come up to me and say Michael was a freak and guilty of those things, they’d be in BIG TROUBLE!!! There’s no doubt in my mind about what kind of a person he was at heart.
:smile: Now deciding if that picture is real……BOY THAT’S TOUGH, LOL!!!
:wassat: Did I make that pic, are you kidding me?
:lol:
Nah, I found it — I swear, it so doesn’t look like michael to me! Especially because I don’t believe that Michael would ever take such a picture!!!!
Something Minty, hmmmm, Sonia, I’ll think about it — some menthol drops maybe — LOL!!!!!
j/k
yeah it was quiet here today ,except for the regulars, of course!!!!
oh God, “regulars”!! you make us sound like the gang at Cheers! :lol:
or like in Piano Man..the regular crowd shuffles in…. :biggrin:
but i guess, here i am at 11:36PM so…just call me Norm! Sonia will have to be Cliff cuz she’s the ummm …verbose one. :lol:
oh well +yawn+ g’night girls! :sleeping:
Night Gracie!!!!
:lol: Verbose!
:silly:
Who am I? Sam?
I love Cheers!!!! As long as I’m not Diane! or Lilith, Good Lord!
I just watched one of my favorite movies, Underworld, the second one — that movie was just perfect but so tragic! *sigh* Love found and lost!
Okay it’s bed time for me too!
oooooooooh i love that kisssssssssss
wow………..
those lipsssssssssss
sooo squeeeezable :D he is my big mikey bear
mmorning addicts… oh today is my Friday! Yippee!
Gonna start my day with The Force ( I heard its got a lot of power!)
Nice pic Sabine (not totally my taste… but nice!)
I have seen a couple one or two forums that he is completely naked!
LOL @ Sonia – brick in the face! hahaha – OUCH!
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:lol: Regulars!
Hey Sabine, you forgot someone else who is a regular….MICHAEL!!!
:cwy: He’s kinda sitting here, crying buckets on my shoulder that you left him out of our gang, LOL!!!
:wub: ((now….now….Michael, I’m sure Sabine didn’t mean to forget you)))
That’s funny, REGULAR. I think it kinda sounds like when you go to the gas station and its like okay what kind gas today, UH….REGULAR!!!
Speaking of gas…..
:heart: Pass me a nice Prince Michael and “FILL ER UP”!
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Well it couldn’t have been worse, I could have gotten hit in da face with the COBRA!!
:w00t: UH…OOO!!! I feel another dirty pang coming on!!!
(((QUICKLY PUTS MY HANDS OVER MY MOUTH)))
:w00t: QUICK!!! Somebody, pass me another Prince Michael, to calm my nerves!
I don’t think I can control myself,
:pouty: RUNNING OUT OF DA BAR WITH HANDS OVER MY MOUTH!
Hey girls!!!!! Ha, ha, Enola, love it! And totally agree.
Don’t be thanking me for the picture :w00t:
I didn’t create THAT!
Sonia, I didn’t leave Michael out — this is Michael’s HOUSE — and all of us are patrons, at the most I can call myself the proprietor! :smile:
:wub: That’s so sweet Sabine, yeah I guess that’s way I should look at it, LOL!!
What a privilege it is, to be in Michael’s HOUSE! To think some people in real life took advantage of it. When we were children, we were always being told how to behave ourselves in other people’s homes, I guess those people were never told, anything???
Michael really had some patience. I remember we use to have some real rude house guests, and before they would leave they would destroy half the house and felt like they had every right to do it. One time I got into a confrontation with my cousin who was visiting from California with his family and he was like “what the hell is your problem”. Well my problem is your wife shoving all your children’s poopy diapers under my parents bed, you kids running through the house knockings things, over and breaking all the toilets, etc etc..The list just goes on and on.
:wub: A nice big L.O.V.E shot to everyone from my side! CHEERS!
@ ANNIE
THRAD ERA :angel: LIKE THAT GIRL SOUNDS PROMISING :cool:
I have noticed that there have been a few suggestions for new drinks lately. Last night – after having just a little too much red wine – I tried to invent a new drink as well. Unfortunately, I didn’t invent anything, but boy, did I have fun!
See, I wanted it to be something that was typically Michael. I was just on the verge of giving up and going to bed, when the words Super Soaker entered my mind. Immediately I saw Prince Michael materialize in front of me and… well, then it got a little out of hand…You know, he’s been leaving little wet spots on Saniia and the bed… Suddenly the Super Soaker became something else than an innocent toy. I started laughing so hard I could hardly breathe while trying desperately to erase the naughty pictures in my mind. The whole thing was just hilarious – especially the fact that after drinking red wine I must have a one track mind when it comes to Michael…
Conclusion: No Super Soaker on the menu! And no more red wine for me for a while!
But I would like a Prince Royale!
hahahaha Enola honey you are killing me!
Super Soaker.
Okay with Annie’s gift – Dee rambling about rubbing and kissing heads… and you bringing up the super soaker… You girls are corrupting an innocent MGirls mind!
Oh Gosh… Queen please tell me we have a chapter soon – I am about to combust!
OMG!
I just remembered…
Maybe this is the Super Soaker? :w00t:
Please, bear with me. It seems telling the story got me started all over again.
It’s just that a wet Michael makes me… *faints*
:blink:
:blink:
ohhhhh
Wet Michael…wet
:blush:
*comes to for a split second, struggles to speak*
..makes me wet. OMG!
*faints again*
Hi everyone! first drink of the day so please pardon my random thoughts…
Sabine, I’m adding Underworld to my “movies to see” list…never saw it. and girl, I LOVED Lilith, she was always my favorite character!! yeah i know she’s uptight but she has that naughty side you know :devil:
Sonia, when I was little there was a family, my dad and the dad were friends, who used to come visit us and they had a bunch of kids and everytime they were coming my mom would tell us to hide all our good toys because those kids ALWAYS broke something!! It used to make me so mad then and now I can appreciate what it must have been like for my poor mom! but poopy diapers!?!? under the bed!?!?!?are you serious?!?!?
OMG Enola, :blush: …i can’t even comment!
sweet MartiniGirl, I want to live in your world where Thursday is Friday!! it’s kind of like an Un-birthday, you know, every day is an Un-Friday!!
TGIU! bartender, set me up with some shots of L.O.V.E.!!!
Okay, I’m sorry to say, I hardly ever pay attention to the little ads over there but the words “Perfect Mother’s Day Gift” caught my eye and is that thing for real?? you can make soda?? I guess it’s like seltzer?? my mind is boggled :blink:
mmmm…I like the wet Michael too…
somebody get poor Enola a cracker or something, she keeps fainting! :lol:
how is your gardening going E? you have to put up some pics when you are finished!
*quick quick*
Gracie Enola… I need a assistance…
my eyes… my eyeballs…
I have a a wet Michael on my computer and I don’t know whakl&U(*)&
djk
:wassat:
Huh?
Oh hi, Gracie. Gardening?
Well, I’m getting there. However I must say that it helps a lot that the show is gone. Everything looks much nicer! This is a part of my garden:
Enola
Girl you have fueled my dirty head with that super soaker!!!
:w00t: All of a sudden I’m getting some really funny images of a fire hose in head. With alot of FORCE, and PRESSURE all built up, just like Prince Michael there. OH GOD, its gonna take a alot of strength to hold it in place. BOY OH BOY WHEN IT BLASTS, EVERYONE WATCH OUT!!!
@Gracie….girl don’t even ask about my relatives, that example was just one set of them. We had at one point relatives coming and going as if our house was the Best Western or something. A hotel where they can check in and check out. Relatives from HELL!! But I blame my parents for taking all that nonsense, they do it thinking they will get respect in return and want to be in everyone’s good books, and be praised. Of course if it was up to me I wouldn’t have let them in the house in the first place. YUP poopy diapers, and not only that they broke both of our toilets at the same time and they were out of order. At the time we were living in our old house and had only 2 bathrooms. My dad suddenly got the urge one early morning, and all hell broke loose when he went to the bathroom and the toilet overflowed because they had flooded with toilet paper, and my cousin who weighs like a elephant put a crack in the other one so we couldn’t use it. Of course everyone was woken up at 4 in the morning by his cursing, and my aunt is like OH MY GOD!!! I think we’re really gonna get it now, but after they were laughing and though it was really funny, except us.
Sonia,
A fire hose? LOL! :w00t:
*rolling on the floor, laughing*
MartiniGirl, you can’t even form words anymore? you OD’d honey, time to go home and have a big Creamy Sabah, no more work for you…doctor’s orders!! :lol:
yes Enola, it is much prettier without the snow! it looks lovely, and that’s only PART of it? You must have a huge yard girl!! I like to garden but i only have a teeny city backyard and i can barely keep up with that!! I love the planting, not so much the weeding :wink: .
here is my first Iris of the year, just bloomed yesterday…I love irises, so Georgia O’Keefe!
http://tinypic.com/r/wumr6p/5
have a lovely day everyone!
You ladies sound so good at gardening
:lol: Let me share my story of the garden of Hell my hubby created. We were living in Arizona at the time, and course there palm trees are very popular. Since I’m from Canada I always go so bored looking at those tall pine trees and wanted to plant several palm trees in the back yard. I got different types of them and the were all very small when we had them planted. Over time I noticed one of the palm trees in the corner was growing rapidly at an alarming rate and I said to my husband one day is it just me or is that one in corner growing really fast. I always use to look out the backyard several times a day so I literally saw growing in front of my eyes. My husband didn’t say anything for a long time out of fear and one day he confessed he had put too much fertilizer or food for palm trees that sent it shooting off!!! I’m like YOU DID WHAT!!! That thing is supposed to grow to be 30 ft, luckily we moved from there and now its the problem of the people living there. God forbid if that thing ever falls over onto the next door neighbor’s yard, its right next to the wall where they built a fancy barbecue in the corner right next to the tree. I can only imagine it will smoke the tree, LOL!!!!
Not only that my hubby is more passionate about gardening than me and he started planting flowers left and right and it turned into a jungle and since we were living in Arizona at the time, its a desert so scorpions and snakes were common and I’m like I’m afraid to go into the backyard, what if something is hiding in those bushes. We had to spend tons of money get someone to landscape it and make it look nice when we were selling the house and when I saw it at the end of the day, I WAS LIKE WOW IS THAT OUR YARD!!! It had turned into a jungle, I told the hubby you better never visit the garden center again or else….!!!!
Who said size matters, Gracie? :cool:
It’s a beautiful Iris.
Hi Sonia,
i can almost see your garden of hell. When we bought this house 11 years ago the garden was a wilderness. Fortunately there are no snakes and scorpions in Denmark !
I love palm trees, you know. I wish I could import the huge fast growing one from your garden of hell.
I have two palm trees in my garden and they barely grow an inch a year due to the climate. In fact they shouldn’t be able to survive in the first place…it’s too cold for palm trees. Somehow I have managed to keep them alive though. Pure luck, I guess.
*looks at an object in her hand*
Wait a minute…
What is this?
Oh no, I’m drinking red wine again…
:lol: Well if we were living in that house, you’d be more than welcome to have it, when my in-laws came to US for a visit, my mom-in-law use to call that tree “The Monster Demon Tree”. We knew at some point that thing is gonna have to be uprooted, its a hazard and if falls on someone else’s yard, there will be alot of suing in order. But we sold that house, so the problem is out of our hands.
:wassat: What did you say…. you’re drinking red wine again!!
:biggrin: Now do I have to get the fire hose, to hose you down???
Hehehe Sonia…get a Super Soaker… :devil:
No seriously, I can’t serve home made lasagna for dinner without a decent glass of Italian red wine.
I have just made myself a cup of tea, so I think I’ll be okay. Maybe I can even stay awake for a few hours more. Would be funny to see what’s going on in the bar when night falls in the States.
:tongue: Lasagna, yummy that’s my favorite Italian dish, with nice buttery biscuits to go with it, yummy nothing like it.
I remember many years ago, when I was in school, during my summer holidays I use to have a stack of recipes in the kitchen and unlike other teenagers just relaxing or kicking it up, I use to head to the kitchen to try out all kinds of recipes,, and I would get a kick out feeding my family after wards. That’s how I picked up my cooking skills, dishes, deserts everything. That’s why I love Kit’s character, she kinda reminds me of me, LOL!!!. I love feeding people and getting praised for my cooking. It kinda runs in the family my dad is an awesome cook and all his brothers are like born chefs, we’re one family that can eat a dinosaur for breakfast and still be hungry, but more than that, we love feeding people as much. We’ve always had complaints when relatives come and stay in our home they put on a lot of weight because the food is so good.
:lol: :wub: Which is why I can understand why Michael would like Sabah to learn how to cook, nothing like a home cooked meal, it really makes me laugh that Sabah is so terrible in the kitchen. As they say “the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”, I know it sure is through my man’s stomach, LOL!!! I’m sure Michael is no different.
uh-oh
super soaked…
super soak
all wet…
:whistle:
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach…
Yeah, I have to agree.
Not too long after I met my husband, I remember he asked me if I was a good cook. Under different circumstances I would have kicked him out of my house, but I was in love, so I just thought to myself: “O-O, baby. You’re not getting away.” :devil:
Oh MartiniGirl, are you okay?
You’re standing a puddle of water. Better be careful not to get a cold again. :heart:
Where’s Sabine?
I haven’t seen her all day. Hm, I wonder if she’s got a new fix on its way?
I dunno Enola…
I feel all a flutter and I not doing any work
I would cerainly risk a cold if I got wet Mike from the picture you posted
I am in the belief that our queen is in the kitchen cooking up some brew to make us even more addicted – if that is possible… I think I am developing a twitch from all the crack.
:w00t: