15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Oh, Martinigirl,
I’d love to pass you a glass, but you know mama Sabine won’t allow it in her bar.
*whispers*
But I’ll tell you what it was…
It was a Californian red wine with a far from charming name – Gnarly Head Old Vine Zin Vintage.
At 14,5% three glasses made my knees feels kinda weak – and there was shirtless Mike!
Try it – it’s a winner with pizza (home cooked of course).
:sad: That’s not every nice Enola! The issue with KKDiana/Colette was not about an imaginary drink in a virtual bar, it was about bullying plain and simple.
:sad: :sad: :sad:
I was just trying to respect your territory, Sabine.
Well, I guess even if yout try hard to get it right, you end up getting it all wrong in the end…
But, if you don’t mind… then here’s my last bottle.
Go ahead, have a try! It’s not good for me anyway. I see shirtless Mikes all over the place.
Okay, I feel the need to say this — I just feel an over all atmosphere that is being created — I do NOT want to be treated like some kind of sgt or general.
In the real world, no one who owns a business wants their customers bringing in outside food/ drinks to their place.
But you know, people still do it. Times are hard.
You might buy a fifth of vodka, and order a soda and spike your drink anyway.
The owner knows and doesn’t care. He wants people in his bar, having a good time, and if a couple of people order nothing or order a soda for $4 instead of a $12 alcoholic drink, so be it.
What a person DOES NOT DO Is go wave the fifth of Vodka in the bartender’s face and say, Looooksy, Loooooksy, look at what I got — I’m going to drink this in your bar and not order your drink.
I mean, if a person had to do that you have to wonder about their intention — what’s going on for them? It’s hostile, IMO, but maybe that’s me.
So I mean, really, would I be upset if you describe a drink you were having in real life and you offered it to Martinigril?
Come on.
But to talk about how delicous the drink is, and then when someone predictably says, Let me have a taste say, I’d love to pass you a glass but you know, mama Sabine won’t allow it in her bar
What’s that for?
Please, I don’t want to be looked at like a warden or something. You may have meant nothing by it or thought it was showing me respect, but to me it comes across as like saying I’m trying to force rules down people’s throat.
I’m sorry, but I have to say how I’m feeling about this.
Sabine, I’m sorry. I wasn’t trying to be disrespectful or anything like that.
I’m going to keep my big mouth shut from now on since I obviously don’t know how to express myself properly.
I’m sorry. Now I’ve ruined it for everybody else too.
It’s been a wonderful experience to be around the CCC and I love you all.
Take care. There’s shots of L.O.V.E. for everyone who cares to drink one, and a double for you Sabine.
:cwy:
I wish that wasn’t your response. I am just saying that the talk was making me feel uncomfortable.
I could have said nothing and let it continue, and suffered in silence, but I don’t want to be in a place where I can’t say how I feel.
You didn’t/aren’t ruining anything and no one said you don’t know how to express yourself properly.
*sigh* :sad:
Umm.. What the heck? It really is true…. we are all going through crack withdrawal!
I go and lay down for a quick puppy nap and two of my girls are misunderstanding each other.
Come on ladies… please don’t argue.
Please, PLEASE remember we are in an online format – it is so hard get the inflections out in your words or to actually hear that someone is being facetious.
Everybody’s emotions seem to be extra sensitive these days… I know mine our…
Come on girls – Enola – you are my partner in crime and Sabz you are da boss of the blog drunk… I won’t have half as much fun if I can’t hang out with and banter with you two.
Hmm, I need to think about this in my inside voice a bit more.
*slipping into the dar* I don’t really post here, Really and truly i just started reading these stories. I love these stories and I enjoy the comments but i am starting to see a lot of negativity on the board.
We all know there are rules, but that doesn’t mean we go around saying what the rules are, that we can’t do such and such just because some one said so.I would think it would make anyone feel like they are being accused of being a dictator. I can imagine Sabine doesn’t like to feel this way, and i know anyone else wouldn’t want to feel that way either.
Sabine wants to have fun in the bar too, and I think she’s saying she can’t have fun if everyone is talking about “her rules”. and it’s not even rules it’s just basic consideration and respect.
*ducking out the bar*
Pouring shots of L.O.V.E. for everyone (Enola too!!!!)
I think we’ll be okay when I put up another chapter! Admittedly, I’m a bit sensitive because of some stuff that’s going on outside of here, of the board.
Look this is nothing a little Michael can’t cure!!!!!
And no one, not even Enola, can resist the power of the CobraCrack!!!!!
It’s all L.O.V.E. here, please I just want to keep it that way!
He’s watching over us!
*looking around… shaking*
did someone say Crack?
where is the crack?
gimmie the crack…
ahahahah]
I can’t find it
Sabine….. Crack me!
*melting to the floor*
hello?
oh crack… I mean crap – I read that wrong.
*sigh*
back to jittering in the corner and sipping on my foreplay
You mean even that Michael pic, didn’t do the trick?
Come on look at him?
Isn’t he divine!!!!?!?!?!
Good Afternoon Everyone
I’ve been late in posting today.
You know what Sabine, I read some of the posts today, and sweetheart I could feel the vibes through the screen and through your words that something else is upsetting you. Sabine dear, I know how you feel, remember some days back I was in not such a good mood. I’m like that, when something else is going on in my life, it makes me hypersensitive as if all the other stuff that has happened hasn’t done that to me also. It kind of makes you spark and react to everything that is going on until this rough phase passes. I’m sure some of “regulars’ here mean nothing by our words and you also know that, but its okay I can understand when there are things happening in one’s life its hard not to have such reactions.
I’ll join you all for a shot of L.O.V.E.
I’ve brought Michael to da bar and he’s wanting to give Sabine a big hug
:wub: :heart: (((MICHAEL GIVING SABINE A HUG))) GIRL SMILE!
girl those pictures just make it worse.
I am hopeless
I keep checking the site…
when my husband is trying to talk to me and I got my one eye on the computer… my eye is gonna be wonky soon..
then the kids will all talk about me
hey – did you see the crazy blog drunk today
sitting in the corner with her wonky eye
oh my – that’s it… this is my last fix and then I must learn to unplug..
my husband has become a CCC widower..
:lol:
Hey Sonia, thanks for the hug!!!!
I’m very sensitive by nature period. And I did mean what I said. I don’t want to be treated as some kind of Warden.
Girl, that is NOT fun!!!! :lol:
I totally believe in free speech and expression and I don’t like to block anyone! But we all have to treat each other w/ respect. that’s all I ask. If we were all the same and felt the same thing, it wouldn’t be half as fun!!!
:wub:
*Squeezing Michael tightly*
Thanks I needed that!
(Do you see how Berry starts to pull away but Michael pulls him in again and squeezes — he’s so sweet!!!!)
Sabine
I know what you mean. You’re full of so much L.O.V.E. that it sort of hurts you that you had to take a drastic measure and block someone out like this. Its so sad, it shouldn’t have come to this, but it wasn’t your fault. Its like if someone is trying to break into your own and breaks in and starts causing destruction, what will you do just stand there and take it.
You are SO humble and modest, not wanting to be looked upon like a warden and want everyone here to feel as equals. Oh God I’m like that also, that is “SO MICHAEL” LOL!!! I understand what your underlying feelings are.
I’m very sensitive too. I may be tough and strong on the inside and I am, but I’m also human. How many blows can you take to your heart before it really starts to hurt??? Its the basic instinct of all species and humans when we are threatened to fight back and nothing wrong in that.
I still sometimes feel guilty because I had to do what all I did to my family. BUT HEY!!! It wasn’t my fault I was put in a position to do so and left with no choice.
CHEER UP GIRL (((ANOTHER HUG FROM ME)))
:wub: :heart: WOULD THIS HELP
Come on hop on my train to the stars and Michael is with me too, and we’ll sit and have a latte together, how does that sound.!!! We all have to take care of each other.
Poor hubby!!!!
But he benefits from CCC, too, doesn’t he :wink:
Okay, in the interest of disclosure, I’ve patched things up with Collette — apology extended and accepted, and so I’m going to leave this big pitcher of L.O.V.E. for her and for Enola!
I don’t hold grudges, you know. And life is about learning, loving and understanding! :heart:
Sonia, it helps soooooooo much!
Thank you honey!
I truly believe L.O.V.E. conquers all. At the end of the day nothing else matters. I’m so glad we got this place back to feeling positive.
I was getting a little worried!
:lol: I’m trying to think of a funny story from my past to tell, just to lighten the mood.
:wassat: Uh nothing coming back to mind, but be back in a bit!
Thanks Sabine for the pitcher of L.O.V.E, it’s good to be back, and just so everyone knows this is the name I will be posting under from now on :lol:
welcome back Colette
oh I can tell you all a story of my first hot flash… it is pretty funny – but much funnier if I am drinking…
I will be back in a bit.
You are very welcome, Collete :heart:
And thanks for the disclosure!
A funny story, hows this?
once when my daughter was about five, her father was taking her to the clinic for shots — I was fed up w/ doing the whole doctor appointment thing and told him that he needed to step up to the plate and do it.
So I gave him the number and told him to set up the appt.
Of course he kept calling me and trying to get me to do it for him, but I was firm.
WEll, well, on the day of the appt, I got off work early and said I would meet him there. WE get to the doctors office and it’s closed.
I said, what happened?
He goes, I don’t know, I made the appointment.
I say, what number did you call?
He says, he doesn’t remember so we call his secretary to get the number frm her.
The secretary connects the call, and I’m telling this woman that we’re standing outside her office but she’s closed.
She says, no, no, we’re opened. Who is the appointment for.
So I tell her my daughter’s name, and she says, okay is she a dog or a cat or . . .
He made the appt for her with a Veterinarian Clinic!
:lol:
:biggrin: Sabine
that’s all I gotta say to that, LOL!!! OMG I always say UH MEN!!! IF you want something done right you gotta do it yourself.
I have lots of funny stories, but lets see!!! okay how about this one!
When my husband and I first got married, he wanted to take me out for a nice walk in a park where we could sit and talk.
Well he drove me to this place and I wasn’t really paying any attention to where he was going, but when he was about to park his car and all, I’m thinking GOSH there seems to be something very strange about this place. Its way to beautiful to be just a park. Well I looked around and what do I see a sign that says “RESTLAND”
:w00t: I’m like OMG, I said to the hubby you brought me to a cemetery!!! How could you do that. He was looking all dumbfounded because he it took him a minute to realize we were in a place with dead people. I said WHY THE HELL DID YOU COME HERE!!! He said well how was he supposed to know anything. In his country they don’t bury but cremate, so he wasn’t familiar with what cemeteries look like. He thought Restland means a place to rest and refresh!!!
I said lets get OUTTA HERE!!!
:pinch: OOO so much for impressing me, he wanted to take me out for a stroll and it backfired.
This story my hubby told me when he was in college
Before my husband went into his current profession, he was in medicine to become a doctor. In his country they can go directly to medical school from high school if they have good grades. So he had alot of medical knowledge and experience working with patients.
Well when he went off to engineering college which is his current profession, he had this friend who wasn’t too popular with the ladies, since he was ‘NOT SO ATTRACTIVE” and plus he just didn’t have the guts to go up to a girl and even say hi! Well what is a guy to do to get some action?? He use to watch adult movies and stuff to relieve himself, and one night his friend got too turned on and jacked off. While doing so he got a bit rough with himself and got “IT” caught in his zipper and was severely hurt….OUCH!!
:blush: Well my hubby’s friend was so embarrassed he didn’t want to go to a “real” doctor, because every time he had to take a piss it would hurt. He knew my husband had had medical training so he shows up at my husband’s dorm one day with his legs spread apart and tell him he got a big rough with his “willy” and says
:w00t: “hey man can you look at it for me!!!”
:w00t: My husband was so disgusted and grossed he obviously he said “F@#CK YOU MAN!!!” AND GET LOST!!!
Well his friend recovered but was very worried for a long time because it wasn’t standing up due to being in pain. When I heard this story I was like OMG that is so GAY!!!!
LOL Sonia, at the first story!
OMG, restland! That’s too funny!
And to the second one :pouty: — boy, I hope he recovered fully!!!!!!
:wassat: OUCH!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: Well he recovered, but….
:sad: He fell madly in love with some girl, but because he didn’t have the guts to tell her his feelings, some other guy came along and snatched her up, which forever put a dagger in his heart and he turned into a heavy chain smoker to numb his pain and then had to have an arranged marriage with a wife he didn’t love.
He was so unpopular with the ladies he had to buy dolls to do it with before marriage, and he told my hubby that when he gets married he’s gonna keep doing it until nothing but air comes out, and since he was so frusterated with women, he also told my husband, that just to teach his wife a lesson he’s gonna pour hot candle wax on her p…sy!
:pinch: SHEESH!
Sabineeeeeeeeeeee
That GIF you posted with michael and barryyy awwwwwwwwwwwww sooo cute :D
You can totally tell that he is full of LOVE and nothing else :D awww i want to squeeeze him tooo :)
he is just wayy too cute and kind..
gosh why is it that i never had the chance to give him a hug? :(
*criessss*
I heard one of his dancers say, Elmira, that he gave the BEST hugs, long and tight!
OMG, I want one!!!!!!!! *crying with Elmira*
I want one too! :sad: *crying with Sabine and Elmira*
Hello everyone. Hope you all are enjoying their Saturday.
ohhh Sabine.. I am sure his hugs were the best :D he is soo cute :D *cried with Sabine and msjanice*…
ahhh man… I hope someday i get to meet KAtherine and tell her how much the world loves her son..
*keeps cryinggg*
Awww Ms. Janice, join the group hug!
Sabine…….. that makes me cry.. the GIF you posted.. :'(
Wow that’s a heartfelt hug but I prefer Michael’s hug much better. :heart: :kissing:
i haven’t been here in awhile, need to catch up on comments and would like The Foreplay please..
Oh Sabine the GIF you’ve posted brings me tears such a wonderful man full of love. A hug from me too and LOVE!!!!!
Sabine…………
i”ve never been addicted like this before.
So i just woke up right now and the first thing i did i came here!.
HAHAHAA i’m SOO addicted lol.
So when is new chapter coming up?? The banner still says MAYBE today or TOMORROW..
IM looooooosing my mind here lolol
I want to hug Michael like Berry got to do :sad:
Hey everyone I have some good news Extra decided NOT to show part two of their slanderous interview with that fat guy who says he was Michael’s lover :sick:
If all the fans work together as one we can do alot to protect Michael’s legacy and it just makes me sick the timing of it because the same night Aphrodite Jones’s special report on the trial tears it to shreds and once again prooves Michael’s innocence. The timing was not a coincidence that when the truth is being shown they have to come out with some crap like that. It’s very bizarre this Klein is distrubed and don’t believe a word he or this other guy says. They are looking for attention. We have to stop the slander of Michael, I hope his estate starts suing people for defamation of character and slander!
What the hell Sabine, i thought the new Tame the wild Cobra chapt. was supposed to be up already. I’ve been waiting here for 2o min this is ridiculous
Do you know how it feels to be awoken at 5:00 in the morning by the sound of addicts banging on your door!
Yeeesh!!!!! Hi Elmira :wub:
MARIAKOURAKI Hi honey!!!!!! :smile:
:angry: Ameera!
Okay, okay, okay, here it is GOSH!!!!!
:taking a large gulp of my Creamy Mike:
I finally put the next chapter up, and it’s Tame the Wild Cobra, so ENJOY!!!!!
Colette, yeah, I think it was no coincidence that they aired the same night. The media wasn’t Michael’s friend when he was alive and will never be. I didn’t even bother to watch or give it any attention. Like you said, that’s what they are looking for. Some people have no shame!
I do hope the estate starts suing people, but that takes a lot of money and there are so many of them. :sad:
I see it… I see it…
what the hell am I doing here?
One creamy mike to go…
Oye… before Igo…
a kiss to the COOK!
*running…*
Hola Mgirl
:wassat:
Adios Mgirl!
:lol:
Hello Ladies
Yeah Sabine I real all that nonsense about that idiot claiming to be his so called lover. SHEESH!! I tell these people are not even going to find a place in HELL when judgment day comes!
They can say whatever they want. What is really strange is that doctor, I mean he was even with Michael and his kids celebrating his last Christmas and now he’s going around saying these lies. I just don’t get it?? Oh and lets not forget Debbie is all praise for him, by calling him “sharp as a tack”. I think she still keeps in touch with him. It really makes you wonder who all are involved in his death.
Plus Michael’s ex-lawyer has also been found dead.
:wassat: Really wonder what is going on??
Lets have a shot of L.O.V.E.
:biggrin: Sabine you’re right girl. I am fast I saw the new TTWC chapter and when I checked it I was still getting the 404 error message. Funny I just happen to log on at that time only, although I wasn’t the first to comment, LOL!!!
i was looking at these sexy Mj pics and enjoying my (big charms) lollipop. I have to tell you that this is one happy piece of candy. *whistles* should i read it? I have nothing else to do *coughs* lollipop…
msjanice… where have you been hiding?
Where is Annie? is she okay? no pun intended….
One foreplay for me please…
Hi Martini… Long time no see.
I’ve been putting in extra hours at work but I’m here.
Mmmm… A foreplay sounds really good, I’ll have one too
here you go honey…
I was wondering where you were…
I was going about my regular blog drunk duties and thought – hmmm where is MsJ – and then you appeared..
How lovely.
Thanks for the drink… I really needed that.
I’m never too far away, I peak in when I can to see if CW has been updated but I’ve been so busy lately.
Now I’m able to relax
Time for a refill………..
MsJ is waiting for Cowboy Mike ’cause she only likes the pure uncut stuff! You gotta respect Ms. J’s swagga!
:lol:
Sabine-You better believe it…LOL :tongue:
How have you been BTW?
Girl, I am good! A little drama here and there but nothin’ I can’t brush off my shoulder! What about you? You’re working hard, huh?
oh I do…
I really do…
hehe
Okay gurls – early day for me 2morrow…
nite, nite..
one refill for Ms. J and one for da boss
Night MGirl :smile: