15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Drama here and there huh?….. What else is new? j/k
There’s always gonna be drama b/c of different personalities. Never a dull moment in CCC-land.
Gotta love it though.
I’ve been working some serious overtime, I’m exhausted.
Been neglecting Michael, hope he forgives me.
Goodnight Martini…. See you soon
Ha, ha, never a dull moment, huh?
Well, I want it to be ’cause of the stories! Personality clashes on line is a drag! No reason for that when you can just skip over comments!
Girl, you know Michael is always here waiting, whenever you get to it!
Morning addicts! gee, am i the early bird today? how unlike me…oh well, it’s another rainy dreary Monday morning but there’s new Crack waiting for me so suddenly my day is looking brighter!! :smile: Sabine, you’re the queen!
A quick shot of L.O.V.E. for now but i’ll be back……
Good morning— nope, it’s official afternoon.*sigh* I am sad today. :sad:
I need a shot of L.O.V.E. and some PURE, a splash of HALO and a Thriller PRONTO!
hey Sabine, I just got back in to read the new chapter. :sad: I’m sorry you are sad today..
*mix mix stir stir*…here’s your PURE L.O.V.E…
*glug glug glug*…a BIG Thriller
*fshht fshht* spritz of HALO
and a big hug (((((((SABINE))))))))
…anything else I can do for you? comfy shoulder to cry on? …I’ll be around.
Ooooo, Gracie *sipping slowly* This is perfect!!! Anything esle?
:wassat: You’ve done so much already! sometimes when when I’m sad, all I need it for someone to say, hey, are you okay :smile:
Thanks honey! :wub:
Sabine, honey you ARE a little off today…I’m Grace! :blink: LOL! you’re like my grandmother…it takes her like 3 names to get to the right one!
I know what you mean, though…it always helps to know someone somewhere cares. I wasn’t around here this weekend but you were on my mind last night. Beetlejuice was on TV and my hubby just fell asleep on my lap …i watched it thinking it would have been so much more fun to watch it with you than him!
*Filling my glass of PURE*
OK, back to the prince…i’m at the panther shrinking part…loving the imagery, i keep backing up and rereading the paragraphs!
Oh Gosh :blush:
I’m sorry! I fixed it! LOL, I call my kids five different names before I get the right one, but yeah, I’m a little out of it today.
Hey, I would have loved to watch Bettlejuice with you, but hearing that your husband fell asleep on your lap is too sweet :wub:
You know I love the romantic mushy stuff!
Okay, I love that you’re re-reading :blush:
I’m so humbled! Can’t wait to hear what you think!
UGH! Hectic day..need a five minute break for a drink!! *Grace throwing back a double shot of L.O.V.E.*
LOL! Sabine, I hate to break it to you honey but hubby sleeping on my lap? …yeah, it’s usually sweet, he does every night after a long day at work and i love that he is cuddly and can’t sleep without me (i’m like a living breathing Ambien) , but LAST night, I would have much rather NOT been watching a movie (if you know what I mean) :wink: but we HAPPENED to have had friends over for a cook-out and SOMEONE had WAY too much to drink and THAT is why he was ASLEEP at 9PM! Just one of those nights when we weren’t on the same page!
OK, time’s up! bye!
OMG!!! I’m sitting here in the Christchurch airport about to fly to Auckland and then home. I am SO SAD!!! But since I have some time before my next flight I thought I’d drop you a line. And pick up a drink. The Force, please!!! I need one!!!
Okay, I’ve had the most lovely time in New Zealand the past 16 days. i will, of course, have loads of photos and a blog to share with you once I get home. And I can’t WAIT to share it with you all!!!
By the way, Sabine. I bought some internet access JUST SO I can read the 2 latest chapters of PM and CM. OMG SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I shall comment on them more properly when I have the time to do so.
Love you, ladies!!! Hope everyone is well and enjoying themselves and getting wasted in the bar!!!
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*running to throw a bottle of Force at Frodes plane which is taking off*
Did you get it!!!! I left a comment for you in the wrong place, LOL!
OMG, Frodes, I thought about you today!!!!!! You are a super sweet heart! Yay, I can’t wait to see your pics and hear about your trip and of course read your review!
I can’t believe you bought internet service just so you can read!!! :lol: :silly: OMG, girl you are such an addict!
Gracie, you are a riot!!!! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: Maybe next time!
aaah, finally home for the night…just a couple of bath times and tucking-ins to go!
:lol: LOL at Sabine throwing bottles of booze at the plane! Get that crazy woman off the runway!!
Sending out a “HI!” to Frodes too, can’t wait to read about your travels!!
In honor of the over 2,000 comments at the bar, I just wanna offer everyone a free Creamy Mike!
*roar goes up in the bar as addicts rush to the front*
Okay, okay, here you go :lol: :lol:
YUMMMMMM! You know they’re my favorite! Thank you Sabine! and congratulations to you…do you think they give out a Nobel Prize for dealing Crack? probably not…*sigh* the great ones never get the recognition they deserve, but you always have our love and gratitude. :happy:
Did I just hear free Creamy Mike? *running to the bar counter*
Gimme some…..please :cheerful:
*peeking in*
hi girls…
I am sad today too Sabine… ICk I hate the blues…
hopefully things will get better in the next couple of days…
Ima gonna take my Foreplay + my free Creamy Mike to go…
will be back when my mood is better… or I run outta vodka..
much love ladies…
Oh man, I’m feeling a little down myself right now.
This stuff is contagious. Ughh :sad:
Why is that?
Ughhh *hauling in a case load of the new shipments of drinks*
Well :biggrin:
I’ve got the cure to our collective blues: MINTY MIKES!!!!
We can’t have our Blog drunk sad! Martinigirl, I’ve put one aside for you especially.
Thank Sonia, it was her idea. Everyone have a glass and you’ll be feeling 100% in no time. Remember I was feeling down, too?
Well look at me now:
Now if your problem is that you’re just going through the beginning stages of withdrawal, Liquid CobraCrack will take care of that for you in a jiffy.
So who wants to have a drink with me:
I dare anyone to say no!!! :lol: :silly:
I don’t like mint all that much
but in the interest of keeping up with my blogging drunkenness duties.. I will try one (thanks boss and thanks Sonia) I will come back to try the liquid CRACK.
Yeah I dunno Ms. J.. and I work in an office full of woman… so you know we all end up cycling together – but at least all the blues/crabbiness comes out all at the same time of the month… he he – just don’t call our office and you certainly don’t want to be one of the many couriers that have to drop by during that time!
Have a happy Tuesday!
Gracie, MartiniGirl, Sonia, Sabine and everyone else,
I promised to keep you updated on my job situation.
So here’s the update: I didn’t get fired.
Love and peace from Enola
Good morning ladies!
Hey Enola :heart: that’s wonderful news! It’s what you wanted, right? I’m happy for you. Soooooo, did you read the last chapter?
Martinigirl, for a chance to be happy like Mike was I can endure the taste of mint — it’s not my favorite but ya know, it’s mike!
You wanna know something, I don’t get PMS or anything — really, I never even know when it’s coming and I used to think the whole PMS thing was just some thing women made up as an excuse to be mean (because of course if it’s not real for me it’s not real for anyone else.)
:lol: :biggrin:
I’m so sorry people suffer like that :sad:
I guess I’m one of the lucky ones. :happy:
Oh I dunno if I am PMSing..
right now I have hubby getting on last nerve (might need to kill him) syndrome….
Oh wait – maybe they are teh same thing!
:smile: Thanks Sabine
I love minty stuff! I love mint ice cream its my favorite. I have this habit of going around and trying to feed my family mint ice cream and they always wrinkle their noses in disgust, and I say “oh pleeaasssee…just one spoon kay”, LOL! One time it was my birthday and I said to my mother-in-law “mummy just one spoon its my birthday”. I gave her a spoon and she said “dear….I had it just this once, never ever AGAIN”, LOL!!
I love you new menu, its getting better all the time. I wasn’t feeling well, my hubby and daughter gave me their germs, had a bit of sore throat, so mint is what I needed.
:wub: I’m kinda on cloud 9 right now feeling better because hubby for some reason called me Sambah!!
LOL, I’ll have a Minty Mike ready for you every morning! HOw’s that! But you still haven’t told me what Sambah means!
I honestly don’t know I’ll ask the hubby and get back to you, but I don’t think it means anything.
:smile: I will have a dozen Minty Mikes and the new CobraCrack Liquid. Those Liquids look like the canned and bottled coffee drinks that I love so much like the Starbucks.
Awww, that’s so cute then. I love pet names. When my son was little he couldn’t say Mommy, so he used to call me Nunny, and my boyfriend at the time would call me that. I thought it was adorable.
Wow! :w00t: good morning everyone!! Sabine, you were a busy girl last night weren’t you? I come in to find two new drinks AND the sneak peek!?!? I see how this works…the preview gets us all psyched for the new chapter so we need to buy the Liquid Crack to get us through…supply and demand, eh? well…IT WORKED!! Give me a six-pack to go please!
*pulling out an ice cold six pack*
Here you go Gracie! :smile:
:ninja: *whispering* She’ll be back!
Muuuuuhahahahah!!!! :devil:
:biggrin:
:lol: Sabine…nunny! OMG that’s cute
My daughter calls me honey alot even now because that’s what my husband calls me and she calls my husband by the pet name I call him by, because that’s what she hears all the time.
Sabine,
Of course I read the new chapter.
Will be reading the sneak preview soon to.
Enola, welllllll, what did you think???? And Ooo, good, you can weigh in our Sabah poll!!!! Don’t forget to grab a can of Liquid CobraCrack while supplies last!
*I’ve got to promote my product, at least until the addiction sets in* :ninja:
:devil:
Hey Enola honey…
glad to hear you didn’t get fired… so teh private co will have to do without you!
I hope that is what you wanted.
Nice to see your lovely self here too!
Mama Gracie… xo!
Hey ladies! It’s past noon! Sabine, stir me up a Minty Mike! :biggrin:
Enola, relieved to hear you still have a job, how are you feeling about it?
MartiniGirl! (((hug u back))) I had such a good morning with my little ones today that i was “extra nice mommy” and made us apple slices with peanut butter for lunch! you better snatch some up before they eat them all!
is everyone in a better mood today? Sabine, this may go beyond the scope of da Bar but I was wondering if you could do me a special favor and concoct something like a “Liquid Pacifier” for me? I have been trying to break the Crack Baby of her habit but OOF! it’s BAAAADDDD! That girl is a hard core addict , worse than her mother!! I’m not even trying to make her go cold turkey, just have the nukkie only at nap and bedtime but she is just NOT happy with me AT ALL! *sigh* if I know me, ( and I do) I’ll end up caving by tomorrow …I just can’t stand how sad she is, I mean, if a little piece of plastic made you THAT happy, wouldn’t you suck on it too? So anyway, if you think of some magic potion, send a case out Next Day Air!!
Oh, Sonia, your daughter calling you honey reminded me of just last week one day i was changing my daughter and i went to shake powder on her bum but the lid was twisted shut so i kind of like sighed loudly in exasperation and she goes “now hold on honey” with a little attitude! It cracked me up! :lol: I always say that to her when she’s frustrated and needs help with something.
Martinigirl, Gracie,
I’m not really sure what I want in regard to my job situation other that I’m happy that I – and no one else – now have the chance to decide when the time is right to search for something else.
I wouldn’t say I’m super happy at the moment, because It’s hard to see one of your co-workers go. I don’t know. There’s been so much tension lately that I just feel kinda numb today – and a little tired. Yesterday was horrible, and I was convinced I would be the one to be fired, but when I woke up this morning after sleeping like a baby all night, I had a strong feeling it was not going to be me. In fact I was confident it wasn’t going to be me. I might tell you some other day what made me feel so confident. It’s highly personal, but I guess this would be the perfect place to say it. Right now I just need to chill out for a while.
:ermm: Hey was that Martinigirl?
I think my blog drunk took a leave of absense and forgot to tell me!!!!
Ahh well. :smile:
Graci, how about hot sauce!
:w00t:
J/k!!!!!
Here’s a funny story, when I was breast feeding my son, when he was about 1 and a half, I realized one night that he wasn’t drinking the milk (it was sliding out the side of his mouth, down his cheek into his neck). Then I looked down, and was going to change his pamper and walla, a little erection. I said, oh, boy, no more bubbies for you!
OMG, he had a HEART ATTACK — he really like those breasts! I imagine he’ll be a real breast man some day. But I held out and eventually, he understood he wasn’t getting it anymore.
Gracie, you KNOW that, after 3 little ones, right?
I just can’t stand how sad she is,
Ever heard the saying, make her cry now so she won’t make you cry later. There was a funny skit in a British comedy show about a man who was still breast feeding in his thirties — it was funny and HORRIFYING, too!
He kept saying at the table BUBBBIES, BUBBIES!!!
No one knew what he meant until his mother whipped out her breasts and start feeding him!
“No hold on honey” — that’s too precious. I love them at that age ’cause they are little sponges and soak up everything!
no, no.. I am here..
just crazy busy – well and crazy..
I need a liquid crack to get me to my next destination…
*running out the door*
:biggrin: Handing Martinigirl a six pack of Liquid CobraCrack!
:ninja: my evil plan is working so well! :ninja:
Sabine
My mother actually tried tobasco sauce with me when she was breastfeeding. I was at it for almost 4 years!
:sad: Boy that was mean
With my own daughter it was such a smooth and natural transition from breast milk to formula I didn’t even need to wean her off it gradually happened on its own. Same with toilet training, I just let it take its own course.
:w00t: My head is fried…..pass me a bunch of minty mikes please!
OK Sabine, a big EEEEWWWWWW! at the 30-year-old breastfeeder!! my personal motto has always been “if they can ask for it, it’s time to quit!” but i know lots of moms who do it for years. Sonia, I would feel bad for your mom if i didn’t know so much about her!
LOL at you little boob man! my first 2 gave me up before they were a year old all on their own but the 3rd lingered a little longer. My daughter used me as a pacifier until she was about 10 months old. I knew she wasn’t really getting anything anymore, she was drinking formula but still wanted me too..I cried when i finally made her stop. I got SOOOO much less strict on everything with the later ones, I think I just realized how short a time they were little and i didn’t want to let go. :cwy: I had bigger things to worry about too. My 3rd was the only one who had this pacifier problem, when he was almost 3 I cut the nipples off of them and that was it. i don’t want to wait that long with my little girl though so, we’re working on it. Of course, today she pinched her finger in a door really bad so I gave her the nukkie (i know …bad mommy! i TOLD you i would cave!) but tomorrow’s a new day so we’ll try again.
I never heard ‘make her cry now so she won’t make you cry later” i have to remember that one..but she already makes me cry !
I’ve stashed my Liquid Crack at undisclosed locations throughout my house for when i get really desperate! For tonight, MMmmm…i could go for a Creamy Mike with chocolate….EXTRA cream please!!
beautiful mama… here is your creamy mike… (shhhhh and EXTRA EXTRA cream for you)
sorry I missed the PB sandwiches… love them – next time just throw me a spoon with a big whack of PB on it… that will work..
Now – I need to study – so I am taking as much LCC that I can carry in my bag…
lovelies… I will try to sneak in tomorrow before I leave – otherwise happy Wednesday!
I know a woman Gracie, who breastfeed until the child was 4 — girl, you should have seen the looks I gave her — and she was a grown woman too, with big kids. Like you said, I think w/ her last one she kind of lax the rules, knowing it would be her last one.
That’s West Indian saying and girl it’s really true.
With my daughter, being my first born, I was so good. I followed all the rules. She slept the entire night by the time she was 8 weeks and she would wake up and just play by herself.
But with my son, oh lord, I didn’t follow any of the rules and boy did I suffer.
But you know *whispers* I NEVER let my kids use a pacifier. I just can’t stand to see them in a grown child’s mouth plus I worried about them wanting to suck their thumb. So to avoid the problem, I never bought them any.
Now you sure you don’t need a couple more cases of CobraCrack?
:devil:
If the estate does sue it could be an example and they might back of alittle, but your right they will never be his friend, the media is horrible!! :angry:
UGH!!! I need some TLC!!!
I’ve pretty much had the worst week and it didn’t hit me until I got back home today.
First off, when I was in New Zealand, we rented a car. The ONE TIME I decide to drive I get a speeding ticket for 120 bucks!!! I wasn’t even driving for 30 minutes!!!
A few days after that I found out that my grandfather passed away. He went very peacefully, though. He was a good man and he lived a good life.
I hate flying and the flight from New Zealand to LAX was turbulent as all hell. Being stuck on there for 12 hours does not make it any more easier.
I was late for my train from the airport to San Diego so I had to get the next train but I didn’t have any way of contacting my ride to let them know that so I just had to hope that they would be there. Luckily, they were. But when I went to claim my suitcase I found out that it didn’t get on my train and that it might come on the next one. Now, normally I would just be a bit irritated but I’m literally VERY upset as my entire life is in that suitcase being that I lived out of it for TWO FRIKKIN’ YEARS!!! I was an absolute mess the ride back home. Not to mention that I’m also in like the worst financial situation I’ve EVER been in. My best friend is pretty much taking care of me until I get back on my feet. That makes me feel special cause I know that he wouldn’t do that for just anyone. So that’s cool.
But God DAMN!!! I’ve pretty much cried out all the tears that I can cry so I’m having a drought right now. But anyway I need a drink so PLEASE HOOK IT UP!!! I’ll take ANYTHING!!!
:cwy: :cwy: :cwy:
Awwww Frodes, honey!!! It sounds like you need some good old fashinoned Michael love!!!! It’s nothing a bucket load of PURE L.O.V.E. won’t take care of!
:sad: 12 hours on a plane
:angry: Missing suitcase
:pinch: Ticket
:cwy: No, no, that’s too much for one person.
:wassat: Plus I think you’re feeling the back home blues, huh?
It’s quite an adventure you’ve had for the past two years!!!!!
Think of all the memories you’ll treasure forever Frodes!!!!! :wub:
:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: *squeezing Frodes in a big, tight hug*
awwwwwwwwe baby girl..
c’mere ((((Frodes))))
I hate all the mishaps of travel
hopefully soon this will all be just a small insignificant blip of a memory in the bigger life changing adventure you had.. Till then you come sit right here with us…
:heart: :heart: *passing Frodes one of my valued liquid cobra cracks*
CRAP – gotta run!
well i read everything but i am not a debater or am i a confronter so i cant join in that conversation. Im just sitting back eating my pops.i be on here most of the day im just silent.(as usual) i just wanted to tell you that. Can i have a pure drink
Gosh, it’s deserted in here! That’s okay, I’ll just help myself…i need a big Creamy Mike to take my mind off of things for a few minutes, a Mabha to cheer me up and a Big Gulp of the L.O.V.E. for inspiration to get through the rest of the day!
((((Frodes)))), welcome home, honey…I am sorry everything is sucking right now :sad: everything will settle down soon and i’m excited to hear all about your adventures (the good ones, not the speeding ticket!) Hang in there, and of course feel free to dump on us ladies in the bar. :wink:
Hi MGirl, Sabine, anyone else who stops by…it’s really stressful here today, wall-to-wall temper tantrums, scraped knees, and dirty dishes…and it’s only noon!! the busiest part of my day is yet to come. Sabs, she’s been crying all day : :cwy: and i almost lost it and gave in…every little thing just results in a HUGE MAJOR screaming fit since i took away her coping mechanism…..I want my sweet baby girl back :cwy:
Hey MJQuan, I’m with you, I am not a debater either. Have a drink with me? I think it’s serve yourself in here today! :wink:
Gracie, QUICK :w00t: Here’s a can of CobraCrack!!! Hold on. Right now she’s trying to get her way, and that’s the only way she knows how!
Think of it as your thirteen year old trying to get that thing you told him he can’t have. If he cried and threw a tantrum, you’d send him to his room!
MJQuan, I can’t help it! I love to debate! As long as it doesn’t get nasty I think it’s fun! :lol:
I’m weird like that!
Quick, somebody please spray some Halo over my dynamo, I’m running out of force… force… hell, give me The Force!