15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Throwing a bucket of Halo over Annie and her Dynamo
cough, cough, I can’t see because of the smoke.
Annie, are you okay? Are you hear??????
Good Afternoon ladies
:wub: I’ll take a bunch of Minty Mikes, with a big shot of L.O.V.E.
@Gracie…sorry to hear about your girl. I guess all children are different. I never had to deal with that. When my daughter was around 6 months old, she started becoming very fidgety. I was concerned whether she was getting enough nutrition so I started replacing one bottle feeding a day with breast milk, and she was a natural and by 1 year she was on formula only. Like Sabine I followed all the rules, she was very much set by her second month in terms of sleeping throughout the night, going to sleep at the same time everyday, and only waking up in the night for an occasional feeding. Compared to other stories from mothers, I had a cooperative baby for the most part, she’d go to sleep at 7 in the evening and not get up till morning with 3 hour naps during the afternoon so she was good. I kinda felt bad when she started going off breast milk, but looking at the brighter side my hormones were back to normal, LOL!!
My God
:blink: How is it that Sabine and I end up on here at the same time always??
:lol: Telepathy I guess!
It’s like the sound of the bell in a fight DING!!!!!!
Since we were verbally debating!!! :lol:
By the way, I just left a comment for you but you’re so fast, you probably saw it already!!!
*looking quickly around*
What’s this… more debating?
I so need to catch up or I need to get you ladies to take my senior stretch slim class… stretch you out like the seniors!
No time for debating… just move it ladies and work it like Mike works Sabah.
Mama Gracie… sorry I missed serving you! Will get you this weekend when I have more time. Promise!
Dee – I can’t find you comment – but I saw another that I was giggling my ass off at… Kissing of triangles.
he-he I love it!!
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:lol: Sabine, the fight bell sound, oh that’s funny!
:wub: lets have a L.O.V.E. shot together.
Okay, because I just read your super long comment and left you a comment so I need some refreshment!!!!
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Martinigirl! Physical activity stretches your physical muscles and debating exercises your MIND! :wink:
Very true indeed Sabine
Sometimes I was not even gonna say certain things, but when I”m having a train of thoughts and thinking about what to right, a bunch of other things I never even thought of, suddenly pop up!! So I guess that’s why my posts can be long.
:lol: Okay I’m all commented out for today. Well that’s never a sure thing until I go to sleep!
Sonia, I’ll believe you’re done posting when you I see it!!! :lol:
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oh no my queen
my mind gets lots of excercise at work… maybe too much
that is probably why I like to stretch the granny gang..
it relaxes me… helps them.. and they are hilarious!
Okay my absolutely last stop for tonight.
:wub: :heart: L.O.V.E. shots for all the ladies from my side. I need to go listen to some relaxing music now!
I had a good round today! with Sabine!
:sleeping: Night ladies
LOL! Night Sonia! It was a blast! :smile:
I need to do some detoxing myself so I can maybe get the next chapter from the God of Fiction!!!!!
Martinigirl, see your perfect timing! The debate is over and you can drink freely without having to think much! :biggrin:
how lovely….
night Sonia..
I need a night-cap and I have to go and catch up on all the comments on the Sneak Peek of our resident cowboy. By the looks of it – he is pretty popular!
Martinigirl, how lovely but no smilie.
Shamone girl, smile.
:biggrin: Cowboy Mike roped everyone in with his sneak preview!!!!!! And Prince Michael is busy getting ready for his big night!!!!
Sabine:
It is true. i have some back at home blues BIG TIME!!! It first hit me when I was taking the shuttle from the airport to the train station. I was looking out at the skyline of Los Angeles and was re-reminded of how incredibly dirty and FILTHY it is. It then made me think of how untouched New Zealand is and I just lost it and started crying right there on the shuttle. I so do NOT want to be here right now. I’m just reminded of how much crap I have to take care of here and it sucks coming back to reality. BUT…. I know I have to be a big girl and take care of my shit. And the sooner I take care of it the sooner I can relax. It’s nice to have places like these to come to when you’re feeling a bit down. Michael always give me a little bit of happiness when I’m even in the bluest of moods. :wub:
Hey, have you ever thought about putting a chat room on your website???
I am smiling honey…
that liquid cobra crack has me smiling for sure..
swaying too
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Frodes, :smile: I guess this is like the chat room — there’s so many places to leave comments, and you can always see who is where at the first page.
Girl, I just was watching Ameria’s Top Model and they had a photo shoot on the location of the fliming of the Shrier — it’s so beautiful and green!!! I can understand how after all of that nature and sunshine, the LA skyline would be depressing!!!
Just take a deep breath, do what you can, but be good to yourself and take time out to relax and breath. And also of course for escapism!
Did you get word about your suitcase? I think you’ll feel 100% better once you get that back, and of course you will.
:heart: I’m so glad to see you by the way!
p.s. I saved you a six pack of liquid CobraCrack to help with the blues.
Look at Martinigirl! She’s so happy!!!
hey girls…another long day finally winding down…i would like a nice refreshing Sangre tonight…something to take the edge off. MGirl, I think i would take you up on that Senior Stretch class…I am in knots girl! Maybe i’ll just settle for my Sangre, a bubble bath and a backrub for tonight….that should do the trick..
Frodes, you poor thing…sending out some :heart: :heart: to you honey.
Sabine…i’m a failure…my little Crack Baby is happily sucking away on her pacifier. *sigh* I think we just aren’t ready yet…life is too busy right now with all the boys’ schedules and i’m too frazzled. I’ll try again in a few weeks when i have more patience and energy to devote to her. don’t be too disappointed in me. :unsure:
Awww Gracie!!! Well, everything all in its good time I guess. Just remember mixed signals is a no-no, then she’ll know how to play you like a harp. Kids are sooooo smart!!!! Sangre, mmmmhmmmm, that sounds soooo good!
I’m down for that!
aaaaahhhh, just had a fabulous bubble bath and feeling much better…thanks for the drink Sabine
I hear you on the mixed signals, that’s why i’m giving up for now. another of my parenting rules is “choose your battles” and right now i can’t be consistent with this one so i’m choosing to fight it later when i’m better equipped. She’s much more attached than i anticipated and when she’s up well past bedtime many nights and stuck in the car a lot because of things beyond her control, i feel like it’s not fair to make her quit now.
oooh, forgot to tell you , I got a big ole smile on my face when i read this…”Prince Michael’s getting ready for his big night..” :wub: awwww…..can’t hardly wait but loving waiting!
‘night everyone…. :sleeping:
Night Gracie. Well at least your little one has a bedtime! I swear, my niece, I can call my sister’s house at 2:00 a.m. and she’s up, wide awake!
yea Prince Michael is doing push ups, squats, the works :lol:
*cracks open the first can of Cobra Crack and starts to down it*
Cheers, Sabine!!! I needed that!!!
And yes, good news, got the suitcase back this morning. THANK GOD!!! I got the call at 2 in the morning and I have never had that big of a weight taken off of my shoulders at one time. It was fantastic. So that’s one good thing so far. I just need prayers that I can find a job QUICKLY!!! I need to start paying off this debt ASAP!!!
Money sucks.
I very much tend to take care of myself. Since I won’t be able to afford to go out and do anything for quite some time, I’m gonna use all of that extra time to be creative and also to get into shape. I was doing really well in Sydney when I was eating healthy and working out. But then of course when you go on holiday and you’re constantly on the move you go for food that’s quick and cheap. So needless to say, no healthy eating or exercising while on my trip. Nose back to the grindstone!!! And I also want to get back into painting and drawing. And my best friend and I want to start our own podcast. We’ve already recorded a few things when we were in New Zealand but I need to learn how the work the program properly so we can add in all the fun stuff like music in the background and all that. It’s gonna be fun!!!
But anyway, that’s the plan. I just want to get out of my crap situation. If I work hard, I can do it. I’ve done it before I can do it again. Blah, blah, blah. LOL.
Thanks for the Liquid Cobra Crack!!!
Sounds like a plan! Frodes!!!! Just visualize what you want and you’ll have it — you already know the deal!!!!
Thank God you have your suitcase, I know that was fueling probably one half of your depression.
I hope you enjoyed that Liquid CobraCrack :devil:
*adding Frodes to the list of the diehard addicts*
:ninja:
Oh, and you owe me two comments!!!!! :smile:
UGH!!! I KNOW!!! But in order to do that I will have to re-read them and with all the work I have to do online like updating my blog and uploading the photos (nearly 2000!!!) I’m just so overwhelmed and I want the comments to be detailed not just “Wow, the sex was hot!!! Keep up the good work!!!”, you know??? LOL!!!
Wait, you mean I wasn’t already on the list of diehard addicts??? I was a diehard from DAY ONE, babe!!!
:wink: :wink: :wink:
:lol: No, now you’re on you’ll be super die hard, because you’ll also be on the Liquid CobraCrack!!!! :devil:
I can’t wait to see your pics! Take your time with the comment, the chapter will always be here and I appreciate that you want to give me a detailed comment!!!!
:wub:
Which drink will go well with blueberry muffins?
Or rather, which drink is powerful enough to wash away the image of blueberry muffins that seems to be stuck in my head even now that I am awake? I had so many muffins in my sleep I lost count. God, I can almost taste them too. :sick:
In my dream, I was sitting in a rather dull looking room when suddenly the doors flies open and in comes… Michael. Not sure why, but it seems he is making a habit of bursting into my dreams. This time however it was the first time the invincible era Mike invaded my privacy…
He brought a huge tray of muffins and handed them out to everybody followed by the words “I love you” and a hug. LOL! :wub:
It turned out that I for some reason was supposed to follow him wherever he went. He was fast though, so he almost got away from me a few times, but I was always able to hear him say “I love you” so I just followed the sound of his voice. Every time I caught up with him, he handed me a muffin, said the words, and gave me a hug… :heart:
Far out, but at least it does not take a professor to figure out what the meaning of that dream was.
Let me know which drink you think will do the trick.
Awe Mama Gracie… I will stretch you out, get hubby to run your bath and have sexy Michael (Triumph Era) bring you drinks… you poor baby.
Lemme see if I can give you a morning chuckle before I get crazy! What you are saying reminds me of my girlfriend – she has 5 kids – at one time they were 5 kids under 5 – she had one boy, then two sets of fraternal twins 14 months apart… and she was hilariously calm… if you can believe it – it was quite inspiring and very comical to watch in action.
I remember a few times going over to her place and she would say – don’t look them in the eye and don’t go with them when you come to the door – or we won’t see you the entire visit!
One of the funniest things she said was when her second set of twins were just around 14 months (I think) and she was tired and she and I were out for rare glass or two of wine one evening and she said, she could really see a difference in the development of her first child (whom she had for almost 2 years by himself) in comparison to her second set of twins… she said – I feel kinda bad, as I don’t have the same amount of time available for them as I did with Haven (his name) – then she looked me straight in the eye with a straight face and said – I am not even concerned they are not walking – I am so glad they are still crawling – it makes it easier to keep up with them – cause once they start walking – we are so screwed.
I honestly don’t think she was joking – but it was so funny!
And btw – she made it through the walking stage – they are now 8, 6 and 4
Yo – good morning my blueberry crazed Danish friend…
well then – I was just taking a quick break from my studying.. (up way too early) so I thought I would come by for a drink… but now I want a muffin.. hahaha
so I need a muffin (blueberry of course) and a Foreplay!
yum!!
Hey MartiniGirl,
I’ll try to send Michael your way next time he shows up with muffins in my dreams. It’s just that he’s a little hard to control… I think he might have found himself a private door to my dreams. He acts as if he feels right at home, that’s for sure.
Morning/Afternoon/Evening Ladies!
Good morning addicts :smile: …Sabine, my next door neighbors are like that! they only have 2 kids but we hear them running around all hours of the nigh!. Bed time is one area i haven’t compromised over the years but when we are out at baseball games and stuff it gets kinda late.
MartiniGirl…she WASN’T kidding!! 1stkid, couldn’t wait for him to walk…last one…”damn girl, why are you walking already? sit down!!” …we all do the best that we can but boy is it ever different when you are seriously outnumbered! thanks for the well-wishes and the drinks from sexy MIchael…just a note for the future though, Triumph Michael is waaay to young for me, I felt kinda nasty oogling him!
okay, time to tackle the laundry mountain and head out to the market , i have this sudden urge to bake blueberry muffins…(thanks Enola!) you know, i used to always have way out crazy dreams when i was younger, i even used to write them down because they were so detailed and strange but I can’t remember the last time i remembered a dream..it’s been YEARS. I wish i could have that little bit of escape back…now, i feel like i lay my head on the pillow one second and the alarm is going off the next, like no time has passed at all. why is that?
catch you all later!
i KNOW i won’t make it through today with out bustin’ out a can of that LCC!
:wub: HALLLO PEEPS
AFTER THAT LONG-@ASSED COMMENT AT sneak CM i need something strong :devil: ; let’s see what to drink?
hhave i tried the Golden boy yet? hmnn how about the Thug Passion? YEP had that, gave me a two day hangover
so something strong……….. :w00t: .mhnnnnnnnnnnnnn,,, i think i pour myself THE FOREPLAY!!!! because that is EXACTLY what that sneak preview was……………..SABINE’S FOREPLAY :w00t: wooooooooooooooooooooo sabine you could make that into a drink :whistle: Hahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahaaaa
Girl, the Foreplay is already on the menu!!!
*pouring DeeDee a double and signaling to the staff to get a room ready in the Recovery Room*
:lol:
Gracie wait!!!! Here’s another six pack of Liquid CC on da house! :devil:
That sleep you mentioned when you just are knocked out and wake up seemingly a few minutes later —
That’s the BEST sleep in the world!!!!
:biggrin: HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
you dont have to name it Foreplay since that is already claimed by MJ LOL
you can name it Sabine’s a Mean… :angel: ……………….. WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!! : :face:
Morning Ladies
:wub: I will have my favorite Prince Michael, with a bunch of Minty Mikes as well.
WARNING: Hold on to your chairs when you read this…and you might want to get drunk afterwards.
I have NEVER told anyone this before. I am just thinking you might understand, and since I have already talked about dreaming today… well, here it comes:
Dreams have always been a part of my life. When I was a child, I would sometimes laugh so loud in my sleep I woke up the rest of my family, who came running in to see what was going on. (My daughter does it too – my mom was a sleepwalker – yeah, great family.) Most of my dreams were happy dreams, and I seldom had nightmares. However, sometimes I had strange dreams. It is hard to explain, but it felt as if someone was reaching out for me from a pitch-black abyss. Whoever or whatever it was never managed to touch me. I do not remember seeing anything in those dreams; when I woke up, an eerie feeling was all that remained. I hated those dreams. They scared me. As I grew older, the strange dreams stopped but I still dream a lot – and still mostly happy or crazy stuff like the recent blueberry muffin dream.
Okay, so dreams are one thing, then there is the other stuff…
Three years ago I almost died. Pneumonia and asthma is a bad combination. I was rushed to the hospital, because I was barely able to breathe and I remember being terribly tired. I also remember the doctors and nurses working on me, but it felt strangely distant. The last thing I remember was one of the nurses slapping me and yelling: “Don’t you dare do that.”
From what I heard later, I had stopped breathing altogether. I just closed my eyes – and goodbye. When she hit me, I took in a huge breath of air and started struggling again. Fortunately, I have not had any problems since then, but strange things have been happening around me since that day.
I think I may have left just a few footprints on the other side, and sometimes someone is following my tracks to the outside to see where they end. Example: One day not so long ago, I was sitting at my desk at work listening to MJ on my IPod (I had to concentrate and needed to shut out the rest of the world), when I felt someone standing behind me, touching my hair. I turned around quickly to ask the person to stop immediately, and found myself staring into nothing but an empty office. There was no one there. Even after I realized there was no one there, I could still feel someone’s presence. It gave me goose bumps.
There have been a few other experiences when I am awake, and some when I am asleep.
I know it is probably not the same person all the time. However, it does not feel as if they are bad, most of all it feels like they are looking after me. So I do not mind – especially since it does not happen very often. Still it is a bit weird when I feel someone touching me lightly with their fingertips ot whatever it is in broad daylight…
And so I’m getting close to what I was hinting at the other day…
There is only one of them, who is different. I hear him, see him, feel him and smell him. He only does it when I sleep…or maybe when I am half-asleep, I am not entirely sure. It has only happened twice. I remember because he leaves a lasting impression. The last time was Tuesday morning, when he told me I was going to be all right. (The day when someone was to get fired at work.) I woke up feeling completely relaxed and confident that I was not going to get fired. It turned out he was right – someone else got fired 3 hours later. The first time was in January and it was…intense. I could not get him out of my system, and I ended up walking to the beach, where I sat down and cried. I have never felt so grateful and so at peace in my life than on that particular day.
If you think I’m the blog nut-case, that is fine with me.
In the dark ages, I would have been burned at the stake. That is still a bit worse if you ask me.
Holy God Enola!!
First of all I just wanna say that you are NOT nuts! and I believe everything you have just said. There are many things that we can’t explain as humans, but it sounds to me as though there is someone who is watching over you in a good way, perhaps angels, deceased loved ones, I don’t know. You know Enola what this means to me. You are a VERY blessed person and not everyone has this blessing, only very few do. I can say this because my husband and I are one of those few. We are very religious and pious ourselves and there have been some incidents that happened with my hubby something what you are describing. I won’t go into detail, but my hubby and I have actual video footage from a religious gathering that took place in the family, and right in front of our eyes we saw a miracle happening that can give anyone goosebumps. That video is a testament to the fact God does exist.
Enola there is nothing to be worried about, this means whatever hardships you will encounter in life, you will overcome them because you are blessed and there will always be someone watching over, just NEVER lose faith and keep fighting and living like a loving virtuous person. An angel brought you back from the jaws of death believe me it couldn’t get worse than that.
:wub: Thanks Enola for sharing that, you are blessed girl. I knew you were a nice person now I know you are a GREAT person and so does God, you’re on his VIP list.
Thank you, Sonia.
I knew you would understand. Your spirituality is clearly visible in everything you write.
:heart:
HONEY… I don’t have time to respond properly… but I will when I am home..
I totally agree with Sonia…
WOW – c’mere I want to be close to ths place..
:smile: You’re welcome Enola
I really meant every word I said. Let me just share a quick story with you. Gosh I really love how all you ladies share such beautiful things. Anyways this was back in 2006, remember when that who Tsunami and all hit in the Indian ocean region and there were massive floodings in Bombay, India, that’s where my husband is from. Anyways my husband gets called over to India on company work and our daughter was 6 months old at the time, and one day my husband said he’s gonna fly over to his company which is another city NOT Bombay and from that city he will take a train to Bombay. He LOVES trains, remember how I said that and I thought that would be a good family trip. So when he told me that he wanted to take the train back to Bombay with his father, I had a very strange uneasy feeling, not in a good way. I insisted that he just fly and not take the train, because I had a gut feeling that it was not a good idea. Well sometimes people can be stubborn and not listen, and said he will take the train. The day he was to leave for overseas, he grabbed his luggage and all and I saw him walk out the door I had a very uneasy feeling that something bad is gonna happen to him. He didn’t turn around to look back at me, he has this ritual when leaving for a trip he never turns around and looks, he thinks its bad luck. When he left for India there were no floods nothing.
Towards the end of his trip just a few days before he was to come home, all hell broke loose in that part of the world, there was record rainfall, massive flooding, the city from where he was to take his train back to Bombay, was grounded and it was flooded with water. My hubby when he came back to the States described what his father and him went through to get back home, how they saw dead bodies, the whole city was flooded with no way to get back home, and they at one point also came close to loosing their lives.He told me over the phone that he would be back in Bombay on Monday and when he wasn’t I called my mother-in-law and said where is he. I was so worried to death and thought she was not telling me something I thought something had happened to him, and was crying, I couldn’t get his cell number because it was out of batteries for sometime I had no contact with him. Well eventually my husband and his father after having gone through hell reached home safely, but my husband was holed up in that country for one extra week. All the flights were grounded one plane skidded right off the runway, you name it, it all happened.
So to make a long story short, when he came back home, he walked in through the door, his luggage has been ravaged and covered in mud by the floods, his clothes had not been washed were smelling and he looked like he too had just come back from the jaws of death. Thousands of people lost their lives in those floods but he made it out alive. My point here is Enola God watches over those blessed ones and I know my husband has always been one of them. I was angry at him for not having listened to me and had he just taken a flight he could have avoided so much of what happened to him.
Sabine and I were having this huge debate and disagreement yesterday about having a certain degree of right over your loved one, and I said that in relationships one does have this right over someone. I said to my husband as your wife, I have every right over you, that if I feel you are getting into something which I feel is unsafe then you had better listen. Well from that experience he agreed so the next time he talks of taking the train like that and he doesn’t listen he might get a scolding from me, LOL! Why because I’m his wife and I have that right, and he also does.
Another incident on a separate occasion. Again my husband had to fly to Taiwan on company business. He came back and told me this after his trip. He said before his flight took off something from the States, something malfunctioned on their plane for which it was delayed an hour because there was no electricity or something in the cabin. As soon as they fixed the problem they took off. It was 16 hours over the pacific ocean and as soon as they landed in Taiwan, the cabin died out, and the lights everything went out. Had that happened moments sooner, the plane would have fallen out of the sky and that would have been the end of all of them. So Enola these are two incidents that I can tell you off where God has watched over us. What affects one person in the family affects everyone automatically you see. But not everyone is so lucky.
Oh and Enola
The fact that all happened to you, it also means you have become closer to God and are more higher on the spiritual spectrum, at a point not too many people reach in their lifetime. People who don’t believe in God and have no spiritual grounding I actually feel very sorry for them, because they seem so empty, hollow and dejected, because their motivation to live seems to me very meaningless. Its like traveling on a journey with no destination in mind, and you will never really reach anywhere and one day you will just give out and that the end of you. Sounds very pathetic and scary at the same time to me.
Oh, Sonia, your stories make my hair stand on end. I know what it feels like to say goodbye to someone and feeling something bad is going to happen. I always listen to warnings like that.
I remember driving home from a George Michael concert late in the evening two years ago. We were driving on the expressway when suddenly I got really scared. There was not much traffic, but still I begged my husband to leave the expressway and drive the rest of the way home on smaller roads.10 minutes after we left a whole family was wiped out when they were hit by a drunk driver who was going against the traffic… a ghost driver we call them here in Denmark. The family who was killed lived in my town – and the adults were employed at the local government – just like me. That’s just so scary.
I’m so happy your hubby made it home safe and sound on both occasions.
Hey addicts…mmmmmm…i’ll have a Creamy Sabah…I just heard TWYMMF :happy: on the local radio station’s retro hour!! Even though i listen to Michael all the time, I love it when i’m all surprised by it like that…i think it’s so cool that everyone else is listening too and it makes his spirit stronger.
Sabine, I had to open up the can of LCC I had stashed in my diaper bag today at the grocery store! Good thing you gave me the extra 6! :devil: you are the lapdog of satan but I loves ya girl!
oooooo, spirituality at the bar today. Enola, after all your time here you didn’t really think any of US would think you were crazy did you? You’re not crazy, you are blessed and fortunate to be able to feel and see in such a real way what others refuse to. I’ve said it before, our culture right now is so based on the material, it just is sad how many people can’t or won’t feel the connections between ourselves and the spirit world.
I know some people think it’s “crazy” to experience in the presence of Jesus in the Eucharist or of Mary or a particular saint when you pray for intercession but LOTS of people do so why should we not also believe that others who have passed on can touch us and intercede in our lives? My grandmother has told me many times that she feels my grandfather (who died 25 years ago) with her often and she talks to him. Once she also saw another man who she believes was an angel. My husband’s grandmother passed away when i was 6 months pregnant with my daughter and on the day of her baptism i was sitting in church holding her and i was overwhelmed with joy but also sadness because her Nona wasn’t there, but i looked down at the baby and she was laying there in my arms smiling a big huge smile up at “nothing ” and i felt instantly that she was there and my daughter could see her. i started to cry and my husband leaned over and asked me what was wrong and i just said “your Nona’s here” and he whispered “i know”..because he felt her too.
Enola would you tell us more about the first time in January? why do you think he came to you that time? it’s okay if you don’t want to, i just would like to hear it.
Enola
the more you’re telling me these stories, the more I’m convinced you’re definitely on a higher level that most people and never ignore that feeling. Oh I think that is so beautiful the way your husband heeded your advice since you are his wife, good for him otherwise alot of husbands would have also just ignored it too, he made a good choice. That story you mentioned about a family getting wiped out. Let me share another story with you. This one involving my husband’s father. Its not just my husband and I but his whole family is very extremely religious and blessed.
My in-laws were living in Bombay until a few years back, and then they decided to move to another smaller less crowded city, since Bombay is one of the world’s most densely populated cities. I mean they are like sardines packed in a can. So anyways, the mode of transportation there for most people are trains, its a way of life for them, getting to and from places everyday. Unfortunately there is another problem in that country, terrorist attacks. Well a few years ago, my father-in-law was traveling by train in Bombay, and thousands of miles away my mother-in-law’s sister was doing her daily prayers, and she is a very divine religious woman. She’s so divine, she can literally feel God on her skin and he works through her and she can see the future, and my husband considers her like his mother also, and she blessed us at our wedding when we got married. Anyways, when she was doing her prayers she suddenly shot up and started frantically running around the room, and called my mother-in-law thousands of miles away in Bombay, asking where my father-in-law was, she told her that she had just seen a vision and something was terribly wrong. Well to make a long story short, a terrorist group had timed to blow up a bunch of trains in succession at various stations in the city that day, and my father-in-law was that day in one of them and the car that blew up he missed it by just minutes so his life was spared, otherwise he would have been blown to smithereens and many people did lose their lives that day. When I heard this I was upset and I asked my mother-in-law why does the old man roam around so much he is retired, LOL!!! She was like oh I don’t know, he doesn’t listen, like father like son I guess, LOL!!! But again that was God watching over him, he could have also died that day.But unlike his dad, when my husband again went on a company trip back to India the following year, he said to me “honey what do you think about taking the train” of course this time he asked with alot of fear and hesitation, and I gave him one cold hard stare and he got the message that he better listen to the wife, LOL! So I made him listen to me, because from past experience he knew better!! Sometimes you have to use tough love on the ones you love for their own good.
Gracie,
I knew that someone would ask me what happened in January. I made up my mind that it was okay before I even posted the story. If I had not been okay with it, I would not have posted it in the first place.
Still, I am not going to tell you the whole story as it involves a family member. I know you understand.
The thing is that a family member had caused me a lot of heartbreak for years. He did things he should not have done and he had stupid no-good friends, who did not make it any better. When you love someone, you want the best for them, but this one was beyond reach. No matter what I tried, I couldn’t get through to him. All that was left for me to do, was to watch him go down the drain from the sideline. In the end you try to turn the blind eye, but it hurts and it doesn’t really work either.
Then suddenly and for reasons I still don’t know, he suddenly turned 180 degrees and kicked out his friends. I was happy for him, but somehow all the frustrations and fears I had kept hidden inside started to float to the surface at the same time. I was so confused and frustrated by the end of January, that I barely managed to keep myself together.
Hubby, my daughter and I were to go to our cottage by the sea for the weekend. I clearly made a mistake when I invited some of our friends to come along. I should have gone for a quiet family weekend, but I remember thinking it would be good for me to have a little company. BIG MISTAKE. They are nice people but the kids… I hate to say it, but they got on my nerves. They were constantly fighting and yelling at one another. I was at my breaking point when I went to bed that night. My hubby had had a little too much red wine so he was snoring loudly. Normally I would just go to another room, but they were all full of people. I felt desperate and knew I had to sleep or else I would blow up the next day. (Oh, and for your information – I had not had any red wine at all that day – nor anything else that would make me drunk.)
I was twisting and turning for hours. Then all of a sudden, my hubby stopped snoring and I started to drift away, but before I was able to fall properly asleep, he started snoring again. I was like NO, NO, NO, NO…
And then suddenly someone said to me: “Relax, you’re going to be okay. Don’t worry about it. You go to sleep now.” I remember fighting it, almost waking up completely. I don’t know how to explain this, but he just walked right up to me – I saw him, not in the room but in my head, as clear as day – and put his arms around me, repeating over and over again that I was going to be okay. I remember wondering how I was able to hear my hubby snore and still dream or feel something that felt 100% real, although it was way out surreal. I felt awake, but I was sleeping. I cannot explain it. I do not know what happened.
He never let go of me again that night and he kept talking. I felt him, (he was warm like a normal human being), I smelled him, and I felt his breath in my ear when he spoke.
When I woke up, I did not dare to move, I wanted more, but the minute I opened my eyes, he drifted away. However, the feeling he left in me was that of complete peace. I stumbled into the bathroom and stared at my reflection in the mirror, but my all too familiar gray green eyes just looked right back at me. Nothing had happened. I did not look different. No one had stamped a sign on my forehead saying “Lunatic”.
I ate my breakfast in a state of shock and then went to the beach, as I told you earlier. I sat there for about half an hour in freezing temperatures and looked at the waves, crying and wondering, but still feeling utterly blessed and at peace with everything.
That night changed my perspective on life. It also changed everything I have ever believed in.
Now, I don’t know what to think anymore, so I try not to think at all. I just go with the flow.
Enola
I’m sorry maybe I must have missed it all together and not been paying attention, so I don’t know what happened in January.
:heart: From what you just described, I just want to say here is a big (((LOVING HUG))) from me. I’m convinced that nothing in your lifetime can touch you that is bad, and even if it comes close,
:angel: your angels who are looking over you will make them disappear.
:wub: I have to say this to you on behalf of your hubby, he is SOOO lucky to have a wife like you, God bless you and your family.
I want to buy somethings sweet for a sweet person for you and Gracie, you ladies are like sugar today
:smile: :heart: Lets all have a Chocolate Covered Mike together.
:lol: Would you mind if I invite Michael for a group hug?? Bless you ladies and your families my best wishes.
Ooo yes, a Chocolate Covered Mike…
One can never have too many. I’d be happy to join you.
Thank you again, Sonia.
God bless you and your family too. :wub:
Oops! Forgot Michael!
Shame on me…
I’ll bake a blueberry muffin for you next time to make it up to you, Mike.
Now come on, let’s have that group hug!!
:heart:
OOooo, you guys are talking spirituality in the bar today!!!! That’s my FAVORITE subject!!!!
But I just had to pull out this gem that Gracie left for me :
Girl, you had me ROFLMAO!!!!!
Just because I peddle CobraCrack!!!!?!?!?!?!
Good Afternoon/Morning/evening Ladies!!! AGAIN :lol:
I said it before but no one answered!!!! :cheerful:
:tongue: Yummy Enola!
Personally my favorites are banana nut muffins. But I think I’ll back my special coffee mocha cake for Michael, oooo yummy!!
:heart: (((GROUP HUG)))