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15 Mar 2010

Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room

Bar Room, GIFs Pictures, Michael Jackson 5,390 Comments

 

Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want?  You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!

[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]

Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll  see about putting it on the menu!!!!

Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.

Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room.   :silly:   :cheerful:   Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!

After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!

N O W   S E R V I N G :

Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’

MENU LIST:

N E W  ON  THE  M E N U!:

 

DDD, also served by the bottle

 

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA:  Some of you addicts have been pretending.  And it’s really not necessary.  When you come into the bar, have a seat.  Your drink has already been prepared.  We’ll even serve you the bottle.  After all, it’s got your name on it.   :yes: :alien:      

Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots.  We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!


Bad Boy Shot

THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at  CCC already know that’s not all you want.  Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.

:pouty:     :sick:   Warning  (Drink Responsibly)

MJ

MJ, Too

 MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE!  We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow.  :whistle:

 

A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.

A Wet Sabah:  Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.

In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:

CHASTITY and UNLEASHED

Ms. CHASTITY

MS. CHASTITY:  Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.

Unleashed

UNLEASHED:   Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED.  We were there.  We captured it.  We bottled it.  Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.

Liquid CobraCrack™

Liquid CobraCrack ™

LIQUID COBRACRACK There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days!   Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod.  Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie.  Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now.  But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!

Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™.  Stock up now while supplies last.  Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand.  Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!

The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.

MINTY MIKE:  Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!!   A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!

Creamy Sabah

CREAMY SABAH:   Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah.  We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!

 

Pure

Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink  refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst  . . .  but alas not your desire.  Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.

:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying.   We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more.  People who met him basked in its warmth.  It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile.  He simply exuded it from his pores.   He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.

If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs.  It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long:  L.O.V.E.  Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson.  ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.

Chocolate Covered Mike

CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!

 

Sangre
 

SANGRE:  Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy  drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:

The Force - it has a lot of power!

THE FORCE:  This drink is served with a resuscitation kit.  I don’t’ think I need to say more!

The Prince Royale

THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and  you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal.  You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice.  He  enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.

Thug Passion

THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash.  The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink.  A favorite of our financially challenged customers.  What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.

THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )

THE MABHA:   A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!

THE GENTLEMAN

THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.

Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.

THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, homebrewed right here at CCC.

Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!

MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.

Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!

MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.

Holoma's Soup

HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!

Creamy Mike

Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme

CREAMY MIKE:   (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours.  You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger.  So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly.  BE WARNED:  This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush.  A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.

The Foreplay

THE FOREPLAY:  (Inspired by Martinigirl)  Trust me.  Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there.  No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink.  The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally.  Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights.  I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers.  It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above.  A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.

Golden Boy

THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand:  The Martini  . . .  shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )

The Thriller

THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too.  One sip, and your  hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink.  You can take it all day and never get tired.  Enjoy!

 

5,390 Responses to “Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room”

  1. EnolaLee says:

    Good evening to you Sabine.

    I :angel:

  2. Sonia says:

    :lol: sorry I meant bake not back, typo

  3. Sabine says:

    Hey Enola!!!!
    Hi Sonia!

    Gracie, ummmmm, who am I forgetting — oh, Martinigirl who just pops in and out, what a Blog Drunk she is! Never here when I need her! :pinch:

  4. Sonia says:

    Hi Sabine

    Good afternoon. Yeah its real spirituality in here today. MartiniGirl said she’d be back later.

    :heart: Come join our group hug!!

  5. Frodes says:

    I need hugs BIG TIME!!! And if Mike is joining it I’ll feel that much better.

    Sabine…. you ARE the lapdog of Satan.

    :wink:

  6. Sabine says:

    Ooooo I love group hugs!!!!! Count me in!!! Shamone Frodes!

    Even though you’re calling me names :tongue:

  7. Gracie says:

    Good afternoon Ms. Sabine…
    OMG Sabine, I meant “lapdog of satan” in the nicest way possible!
    That’s one of my fave movie lines ever from “Dusk till Dawn”, you know, the Tarantino vampire movie? (it’s got a lot of great lines!) when the dad gets bit and he is so calmly explaining to his kids that they will have to kill him because he will no longer be their father, he will be the lapdog of satan! my husband says it all the time..anyway, you made me think of it because you always put this: :devil: at your post when you pass out the LCC!

    thanks to everyone for sharing the great stories today, so much positive energy!! Squeeze me in the group hug!

    and i wasn’t kidding when i said i was craving muffins! I just baked them, blueberry/raspberry with crunchy sugary tops..mmmmmmm…plenty for everyone!

    OK, i gotta run as usual…school spring musical tonight..THAT is ALWAYS a good time :wink:

  8. MartiniGirl says:

    Sorry Sabine.
    I am not in a good place these days… so I am working like mad to keep busy and work my way through what I have to… so I can get to my good place again.

    The bar was an extremely spiritual haven today… and there is no need for me to comment, brining my own bad aura in here. I loved reading all of Enola’s and Sonia’s post today… but for me – I need to hang back for a bit and just listen.

    much love ladies..
    :heart: :heart: :heart:

  9. Sabine says:

    Awww MGirl, I’m sorry! Well, take good care of you, that is first and foremost what is important :wub: And it’s so sweet of you, even though you’re not in a good place, to pop in and say hi! :wub: much love to you back!

  10. Frodes says:

    Time to celebrate!!! There’s an MJ marathon on FUSE TV right now. In San Diego, anyway. In the Closet is currently on and oh my word how yummy is Michael??? Hook it up with a milk chocolate covered Mike!!!

    YUM-MEE!!!

    God I love this man.

  11. Sabine says:

    Ooooo, I just LOVE an MJ Marathon!!! Especially with Chocolate! Scoot over Frodes, so I can have one with you.

    Good morning fellow addicts!!!!

  12. MJQuan: says:

    good morning, i wish i had fuse, can i have a minty mile please. Im having a rough day, not a bad day though. I broke up with boy friend and im moving out so i gotta take down my Mj posters. (cry)

  13. EnolaLee says:

    Hi ladies,

    Saw Frodes write about In the Closet and came to think of this Herb Rits foto, which is one of my absolute favorites:

  14. deedeeluvmike says:

    :wub: BBL8ER :heart:

  15. EnolaLee says:

    20.000 visitors…
    Congratulations! :w00t:

    Anyone out there, who wants to celebrate?

  16. Sabine says:

    Did someone say celebrate!!!

    Liquid CobraCrack for everyone!!!!!

  17. MartiniGirl says:

    oooooo Enola! Girl.. you and I are connected – is he not FREAKING stunning in that shot?

    Love it. I also need to comment on all your posts – they were wonderufl and I am so glad you shared them with us.

    I think I will take a Liquid CobraCrack to start… see how that hits me and come back for another.

  18. Sabine says:

    Liquid CobraCrack it IS!!! :devil:

    Just run on back when you run out!!!!

  19. MartiniGirl says:

    *running, tripping over my feet*

    oh fill me up sweetie.. I am about to head our for drinks at a local bar for a birhday get together…
    oh boy I am hoping our package arrives when I get in!

    see you all soon!!

  20. Frodes says:

    Wow. For there are MANY reasons to celebrate today!!!

    1. Over 20,000 visits!!! Congrats Sabine!!! You really do deal the best crack ever.

    2. A new chapter on it’s way!!! Can you feel the anticipation?!?!?! I can!!!

    3. I GOT A JOB TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is what I put as my facebook status: “Sara Cleveland… GOT A JOB TODAY!!! Not even 24 hours of looking and I’m already employed. The Force… it’s gotta lotta power. And it is strong in this one.” LOL!!!

    ROUND OF DRINKS ON ME EVEN THOUGH I DON’T HAVE THE MONEY YET BUT I’LL HIT YA’LL BACK LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :wink: :wink: :wink:

  21. msjanice305 says:

    Congrats Frodes!!!!!!!!!!

    That was fast girl and you deserve it.

    :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

  22. Frodes says:

    Cheers, Janice!!!

    It’s a huge weight lifted off of my shoulders, THAT’S for sure!!!

  23. Sabine says:

    Frodes is super woman in disguise! Why didn’t you tell us you were a super hero? Able to find a job in ONE DAY!!!

    WTF!

    Good for you honey. You certainly mean business when you put your mind to something.

    I LIKE THAT!

    Sooooooo, about that drink you asked for. :ninja:

    Liquid CobraCrack? :devil:

    It’s on the house! For everyone!!!! :cheerful:

    Thanks for the congrats! It was like 14,000 just the other day, I swear!!! :w00t:

  24. Frodes says:

    Sabine, you rock the Casbah!!!

    Drinks on the house!!! WOO-HOO!!!

    I love this bar.

  25. Sabine says:

    *Talking in a drunk voice* Did I ever tell you ’bout the time I — nahhhhhh *laughing hysterically*

    Forget it :biggrin: :lol: :smile:

    You know even though I told you to take your time (and I mean it) I can’t wait for your review of Tame the Wild Cobra ’cause number one, you give great feedback, and No. 2, our mutual love for Lord of the Rings!!!!

    :w00t:

  26. MartiniGirl says:

    *crawling in slowly*
    :face:

    whazzzzzzup bar?
    hello
    Hello
    umm hello?
    hey girls I hope you had a good night – I am just checking in before my big SLEEP

    oh I thought our Mike Mail arrived – but not yet – which I don’t think I could stay awake for – but thought I would grab a night cao before crashing

  27. MJQuan says:

    *walks inda bar with smug look on face* i guess everyones gone so i have no choice but to serve my self anything i want (except for that liquid crack), im on to you Sabine. *whistles* sits at da car and pulls out a sexy Mj magazine…

  28. Sabine says:

    Hey MJQuan, back from rehab, huh

    :getlost:

    Oooo, you all cocky and confident. Welllll,

    :whistle:

    It takes a while for the smell to start to get to you.

    :devil:

    Want me to get you something else to drink? *polishing glass knowing that MJQuan will be back on the pipe soon enough*

    :happy:

    MGirl, when she gets back in will fixya up something reallllllllll nice!

  29. MJQuan: says:

    oh my god! Me and my boyfriend just did the gentleman if you know what i mean. He almost favors the 70′S Mj(except he has a low cut. I have to keep women off of him.same build and all)anyway he is inside me sleep. I have to read me some Cm!

  30. Frodes says:

    ARGH!!! PRESSURE!!!

    I swear I’m gonna get right on that, Sabine!!! It’s almost 12:30 am here in San Diego but I’ll put it on my list of things to do tomorrow as I have nothing planned except finding a shirt for my new job (yay!!!). Until then I offer you a peace offering. Not that we were at war, but you know, in apologies for not giving a review yet. I’m gonna post this in multiple ways as I’m not sure which link works with this website best so I’ll put them both up and see which one works. Here you go!!!


    *testing testing*

  31. Frodes says:

    Hmmm… I don’t see it on my end I have one more to try:

    http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v650/Frodes/Profile%20Photos/?action=view&current=roflbot-tbWe.jpg

    Let’s try that.

  32. Frodes says:

    Ugh, okay. How does one actually post the photo so that everyone can see it on here WITHOUT clicking on a link??? Like how EnolaLee did above with the In the Closet photo??? Hmmm…

    But anyway… just a little present for you, Sabine. As you can probably guess, it’s from the shire!!! That’s the front door entrance to Bag End, right there!!! I can feel the jealousy seeping through my computer screen now!!! LOL!!! Just kidding. There’s more where that came from!!! Part of all of the things I need to do includes updating my travel blog with this particular trip. So much to do, so overwhelming!!! Most people would’ve put “so little time” but all I have is time right now considering I’m not working, LOL!!! It’s taking awhile to get all the photos organized and captioned but it’ll get done soon enough and I will be sure to post links!!!

  33. Sabine says:

    I appreciate you distrubingly addictive attempt to put up that picture :devil:

    :lol:

    You can’t put it up! I have that blocked because of Spam, so you have to put up the link, and I physically go in and approve the pic!!!

    Awwwww Frodes that is so sweet!

    HI!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you see me waving!!!

    I wanna be there, I want to walk aroudn with my big hairy feet!

    And look at how fabulous you look with your cool MJ shades on! Girrrrrrllllll!!!!

    I can’t wait to see the rest — it’ll be like I was there with you. And don’t worry about the review. I know when you give it to me, you’ll be like Cowboy Mike and give it to me good!!!!!

    And MJQuan, good lord, I guess that was some make up sex, huh??????

    You are something else! :lol: !!!!

  34. Frodes says:

    You know it, girl!!! I rock the MJ Aviators like nobody’s business!!!

    OMG!!! “I know when you give it to me, you’ll be like Cowboy Mike and give it to me good!!!!!” LOL!!! God, what a way to put it. ;)

    It’s settled, tomorrow I will work on my review and start to put my blog together. And it seems like a new shipment is coming in soon??? God, I am WELL behind!!! MADNESS!!!

    By the way, I am looking for a gif of Michael from Captain EO where he is standing still and looking over his right shoulder and he has this concerned look on his face. The reason why I want it is cause I really think that he looks like Frodo in it!!! Seriously, the resemblance is crazy. If anyone knows the one I’m talking about please hook it up!!!

  35. Frodes says:

    Never mind!!! I found it!!! OMG how cute is he???

    (Ha, ha, from time to time I confiscate things like pictures and GIF for upcoming chapters! This one is a keeper so you’ll see it again here soon! Thanks Mama!~ Sabine)

  36. EnolaLee says:

    Incoming shipment? :sleeping:
    INCOMING SHIPMENT! :w00t:

    I guess I’d better stay right here then. Don’t want to miss a thing.
    Besides, it’s raining and cold outside – it’s just like a gray autumn day – so it’s much nicer in Da Bar.

  37. MartiniGirl says:

    mmmorning ladies.

    Frodes it is so nice to see you back on a regular basis.. and Congrats on the job too!!
    Enola – we must have the same weather – it is not too nice here today either. Much NICER in da bar “waiting” for our shipment!

    MJQuan – whatever you need to drink – I will fix you up!

    for me… I had enough to drink last night so I will start with The Thriller.

  38. MJQuan: says:

    *walks in bar all dizzy and uncoordinated flops down on the stool to finish looking at my Mj sexy magazine* whew! Im awake. He knocked me out last night. (gentleman style) so for the irony i think that i will get a gentleman.

  39. Gracie says:

    Good morning Sabine, Enola, MGirl, MJQuan, Frodes, anyone else who stops by!
    Everybody’s waiting on the CCrack delivery ,huh? I am in the middle of a crazy busy weekend but i needed to take 5 minutes to say hi, grab a drink (fix me a Thriller too MGIrl!) and oogle Michael for a bit…*sigh* that’s better.

    Frodes congrats on the job and I love that pic! how cute! :happy:

    had to post this pic i took this morning too, just in case anyone doubted the level of addiction i’m dealing with here! :lol:

    *grabbing a can of LCC for the road* Bye girls!

  40. Sabine says:

    Enola, girl, your head is falling over on the table — do you need a pillow?

    Gracie, OMG, is that TWO pacifiers!!!!
    She’s adorable, OMG, I can’t stop laughing!

    How cute is she! Just let her have them then!!! Girl, she’s her mother’s child! You with sneaking sips of you Liquid CobraCrack (I see you) while telling her to take the pacifier out of her mouth! :biggrin:

    By the way, Happpppppy, Happy Mother’s Day to you and Enoa and oh, MJQuan, too!!!!

    MJQuan, I can’t believe you think you are walking in the bar. You slept right here on the floor with the life size cut out of Michael from when you have the ForePlay, don’t you remember? I almost tripped over you this morning!!!!!

  41. EnolaLee says:

    Hey Sabine,

    If you think I look sleepy, why don’t you serve me a glass of the Force? :heart:
    I think I deserve it. I’ve been in Da Bar for hours now…waiting for my next fix.

  42. Sabine says:

    *pouring a large supersized glass of THe Force for Enola*

    Awwwww, Enola, I’m sorry

    :devil:

    :ninja:

    I swear we — I am working on it as WE SPEAK! And besides, you didn’t even tell me what you thought of the last chapter of TTWC

    :sad:

    ( you know I love to hear what everyone thinks, girl!) :happy:

  43. MJQuan: says:

    i did?! Oh yea… What? Wait! I did what!!? Why didnt you wake me up? You little sneak! So…*looks around blushing*(grabs a creamy mike and sips suspiciously) nothing happened here last night right? *whistles nervously*

  44. EnolaLee says:

    Thank you very much, Sabine!
    *takes a huge gulp of the Force*
    God, I needed this.

    Yeah, I know I have not commented on the TTWC.
    The real world sort of got in the way. However, that does not mean that I did not enjoy reading the chapter.

    Today, on the other hand, has turned into a Michael marathon. I was supposed to have gone to a marathon race (not as a runner – but a s a spectator), but the cold weather made me chance my mind and I ended up spending my day with Michaael on the internet. I cannot believe how gorgeous he was… *sighs*
    I think I’ve fallen in love all over again. :heart:

  45. Gracie says:

    :pouty: *sigh* no new Crack yet? Sabine, why must you torture us this way girl?

    :lol: I knew you’d like that pic! I love the eyes too…totally stoned! THAT is the face of hardcore addiction!
    and how did you see me hittin the Liquid Crack? :blink: Have you been blessed with Q-Liz’s gift of sight so you can spy on us? that’s not NICE! … or did you plant camera’s in my house ? (that’s just plain creepy!)

    Awwww, Enola, i can feel the love sweetie…I know, he’s just…dreamy…. :wub:

    OK, guess i’ll have to take another six of the LCC…I am definitely developing a tolerance! Sabs, your keyboard better be burning up!

  46. Anonymous says:

    whoops! Forgot to send back the Happy Mother’s Day to you Sabine and all the other CCC mamas! :heart: hope everyone has a fabulous day!

  47. Gracie says:

    BTW, that’s me up there, something went wacky with my page, it said i was signed in but didn’t show my profile!

  48. Sabine says:

    GRACIE: Have you been blessed with Q-Liz’s gift of sight so you can spy on us?

    Hey Gracie! No, I’m not queen Liz, I cannot read minds, girl. If I did I wouldn’t ask for feedback!!!!! I’d just know! Yeah, my keyboard is on fire.

    ENOLA: Yeah, I know I have not commented on the TTWC.
    The real world sort of got in the way. However, that does not mean that I did not enjoy reading the chapter

    Enola, hey you did? Okay, great! I wouldn’t know if you don’t tell me.

    But it’s cool. I already know if I want to find you, I just have to look in the bar, ’cause like a typical addict, you always find time to comment here :wink: :lol:

    Gracie, are you doing anything special for the big day?

  49. Frodes says:

    Sabine… didn’t you think that Michael looked a lot like Frodo in that gif??? Frodo with a tan, of course. LOL!!! I can’t wait to see what you use that gif for. You always use them so appropriately!!! Like the one gif you had from Moonwalker when he’s walking down that dark hallway with that sneaky smirk on his face. And it went with, if I can remember correctly, “He smiled as he thought to himself that he’d make it up to her later.” God, that is HOT!!! And he sure did!!! But this other gif I don’t see being used for a sex scene so i can’t wait to see what you put it with.

    Down under it is already Mother’s Day so happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers down there!!! I think I’m more jet lagged than I thought I was cause I woke up at 1:30 in the afternoon today, HAHA!!! Oh well, it’s all good. Enjoy it while I can cause it’s back to work on Wednesday!!!

    *Patiently awaits for the new shipment to be handed out*

    I have a sweet tooth I’ll take a Creamy Mike with chocolate, please!!!

  50. Sabine says:

    IT’s so strange, like I’ll see a picture or a GIF, and it will tell me it’s own little story, so as soon as I saw, that well, I KNEW exactly where it would go.

    Yeah, he does look all Frodoish!!!! :smile:

    Okay here’s your Creamy Mike w/ chocolate *whispers* I put a little Liquid CobraCrack in it for you.

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