15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Frodes likes the build up:
Gracie :lol:
That’s exactly how I’d expect some CobraCrack to be delivered! :lol:
No seriously it looks like a CCC package! Just how I’d imagine it, and in it this:
Oh My God, Frodes…
:shocked:
right on Frodes…it is all about the build up…
Like the drink the Foreplay… ohhhhhh I want it..
NOW!
:blink:
Awwww..well, that’s about the sweetest way to start a Monday morning :wub: …*sigh* i could watch him all day…
L.O.V.E. shot pleeease….good morning girls! :heart:
Sabine, I would love to snuggle up in my favorite chair and read Cobra Crack in that book! mmm..i can almost smell it! …ahhh, but i guess we’ll have to settle for the computer screen for now!
Did you have a nice day with you kids yesterday? I hope they are better at breakfast than mine…this year i got soggy Cheerios, cold toast with so much butter and cinnamon on it it was like mud, :sick: and a strawberry pop tart broken into little pieces and arranged in the shape of a heart . and OJ. …thank goodness my husband decided to go out and get donuts!
still reading the chapter..i peeked last night but it started out pretty racy and i kept getting interrupted so i decided to save it for today!
Ok, I’ve been looking at the gif for 4 hours now (believe me, I know exactly how many millimeters that perfectly placed curl moves, I could even tell you its latitude and longitude coordinates)… I mean, this is not fair! How can someone be that beautiful and the rest just… plain normal mortals?
Hey Gracie! Your Mother’s Day Breakfast sounds . . . um . . . interesting!
:sick: I agree!
:lol: but it’s the thought that counts. You don’t know how many TEXT messages I got saying happy mother’s day — crast and crude, smh — I figure if you don’t want to talk to me why bother.
So I sent the text messages back and statd, donchta love text messaging?
Some of them had the nerve to say, YES! These are my sisters!
Well, me and kids went OUT to dinner! So that was good! I had a really nice time :heart:
Wouldn’t it be so special, if I could deliver the chapters just like that! They’d be like little keepsake souvenirs, very special!
I love stuff like that.
The chapter started out racey! Whatcha talkin’ ’bout Wilis?
HEY Annieee!!!!
That GIF, *sigh* Michael, Michael, Michael! :wub: :heart: :wub: :heart:
Martinigirl, Foreplay in the morning?
:wassat: How do you function?
*squeeeeeeeeee*
That gif is killing me…
I know I have not commented yet on the chapter – but I was so happy to see the use of the GIF that almost got me fired.
Annie – I must conquer! How can anyone be a hot sexy gorgeous as that… I mean COME ON! Hell not fair – we are only woman – we can only handle so much!
Better question Sabine – how can I not function WITHOUT my foreplay in the morning! Hehehe
I see a new pole… *let’s dance* ohhhhhh it is a Poll! Tsk.
Oh I am in fine form today – I think I better sit down now
HI Annie! ….Annie?…Aaaaannnnieeeee…..*waving hand in front of Annie’s face* …i think she’s been hypnotized.
hi Sabine…i HATE texting!! UGH! not only is it one of those things that makes me feel old and slow but it’s so impersonal…if you got something to say to me, TALK to me!! Okay, i get the irony that i’m TYPING to you all all the time but it’s different! :ermm:
MartiniGirl, as your foster mama, i gotta say, good grief girl, it’s Monday morning and you’re already drinking Foreplays and thinking about pole dancing!?!?! :w00t: settle down and get to work! But i can’t really blame you, between that GIF and the other one that SAbine STOLE from us before making it’s return…*sigh* .we’re helpless against the Force. :wub:
*downing another shot of L.O.V.E* …off to finish the chapter..
Ha, ha, you girls are hilarious. :lol: Let me remind you of the power of mystery it’s not as effective in the story if it’s been up all week for you guys to drool over in the da Bar.
:ermm: Besides, Martinigirl made it a point to send it to me by email, even after telling me she had it saved in two places, just to let me know she still had it
:getlost: :lol: :biggrin:
:heart: All the pics and gifs are all over the internet — they belong to all of us!
You just gotta know how to find them :wink:
Sorry mama Gracie.
I am trying to behave. I really am.
I am in the middle of doing payroll and invoicing – and I gotta tell you – not so much fun. I need a little diversion from it all….and rump shaker is playing in my office – and the staff is laughing at me!
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
and a poom-poom – JUST SHAKE YA RUMP
*whew*
I am outta breath..
Gimme a LOVE shot as well!
OMG, I hear someone calling me but I can’t take my eyes from the gif
:sleeping:
oh but Sabine… it was so much better with the story…
ima like when is she gonna use it
so I would much rather see it here..
I emailed it to you?? DOH – what do I know?
Oh wouldn’t it be magical to have gifs exactty like that one all over the place all the time??
Or I could start making them…. bahahaha – not that is craz and would get me fired!
:w00t:
OMG! OMG! That gif…
It reminds me of the first sunny day after a long cold winter.
:heart:
:lol: Martini, you are too much! I wish you could stop by and cheer me up when i’m paying the bills!! :dizzy:
Aww, Sabine, you know i’m just teasing you..you ALWAYS know what’s best for us!. besides I totally forgive you now cuz i just read the office scene and i want THAT picture permanently burned into my retinas! OMG, it’s so burnin’ up sexy i had to run back over here for a Minty Mike to cool me down!
Why thank you! I aimz to please! :happy:
Mhmm, like you don’t remember! :whistle:
Of course I know YOU are only teasing!!!!
:lol: :silly: :biggrin:
You know what would be great? A GIF of the Office scene, when she flips him over!
:w00t:
Annie! Annie!! ANNIE!!! Did you hear that? A GIF of the office scene!!!!
:pouty: ACH! It’s hopeless!
Someone douse that girl with Halo or something!
Hi Enola!!
Gif… of the… Office… sex-cene? OMG!
Hi Sabine,
You know, that gif was just what I needed today. I returned home from work an hour ago with a terrible headache but after drooling over that gif for 5 minutes the headache vanished into thin air. I’m not joking!
(Yeah, I’m still checking out the CCC to see if I have missed out on anything even though I am not feeling well. A-D-D-I-C-T-I-O-N, I believe it’s called…)
I was just thinking, maybe he is Doctor Mike after all?
A little love and a bright smile seems to cure it all.
:lol: I just noticed this:
Martinigirl, I know you meant concur, but I gotta love the Freudian slip!!!
:angel:
okay, okay, back to your rump shaking!!! :happy:
hahaha… Conquer – now I am being funny and I don’t even know it!
but of course I am slipping all over the place today – I am WORKIN IT!
Now I am playing Shake Your A$$ – by Mystikal
Umm, really – Cheryl you need to stop dating yourself
But dame… these songs are making sweat!
Mama Gracie… *accounting* is my middle name…
I make your numbers work…
I love counting the beans!
Hi ya EnolaLee – how you doin?
Annie? Are ya okay?
Oh boy I hope the payroll went though okay!
Ok, now I know why I didn’t get that MGirl’s sentence!
LOL – Enola, that’s addiction, but it’s a healing one it seems. Hope your headache is not coming back, I was like that 2 days ago and uh!
Hi MartiniGirl,
I just loved your pole dance / poll mess up. LOL! :biggrin:
:heart: In honor of my girl Sabah!
***raised glass*** cheers * gulp*
just what the doctor irdered :wink:
:whistle: that was a Creamy Sabah i just had ,, now i would like THE GENTLEMAN in honor of hir royal highness for TRYING to be a Gentleman to Melissa :lol: :lol:
Hello from da permit office!
Ineed something to hit me quick and make the old men here look good!
Do we have anything like that?
MGirl, try the Golden Boy and let Michael mix it up for you!
You’ve already gone over your life time quota like a hundred times!!! :lol:
Hey I hope while you’re dancing you’re keeping DeeDee’s glass full!
Drink up DeeDee!!!! Virtual drinking is the best — no calories!
You know, there are some comments that go into hiding!!!
I just saw Annie’s GIF from THe Office — ugh, I love Robert Downy Jr. He’s a doll baby! Tell him to stop growling at me like that.
And Enola, you were writing at the same time!
Headache disappears because of GIF on CCC?
:w00t:
I can see the headlines now baby!!!!! Csh money in the bank.
Annie, I hope both you and Enola are pain free! CCC is about GOOD TIMES — no pain allowed, not even headaches!!!!
See, Sabine???
It’s all about the build-up. How many women have swooned in the bar today over that gif??? Pretty much everyone who’s walked in here. Oh yeah, it’s THAT good.
Man, I’m gonna miss the days that I can just sit on the internet and just look at Michael to my heart’s content. But alas, must get back to work eventually!!!
*sigh*
Minty Mike, please!!! Mint is my favorite flavor. ;)
Frodes, really! LOL! Well here you go! *Pours a giant Minty Mike for Frodes!*
He is to die for, no denying that!!!!!
Shamone all work and no play makes Frodes a dull addict, so make sure you separate a couple of minutes for CCC!!!!
Hey Enola… I tell you with all the drinking I was doing this morning, I was ready to roll!
POLE!
Yes boss – I am still serving while shaking my rump… I am trapped in the 90s… and I can’t get up!
Whaddya mean virtual drinking? Umm am I the only one really drinking when we drink? I mean it was noon somewhere – wasn’t it…
*crossing my fingers behind my back*
Okay I am only joking… *gulp, throwing glass behind me* I’m not drinking – I’m just funnin’
Whatcha talking bout Frodes… am I not suppose to be online all day when at work? Why? Is that a rule? Oh I am confused…. I think I need a drink.
*grabs a LCC and runs out the door*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Well, I’m gonna be waiting tables so no possible way for me to be online while at work!!! It might be a good thing for me. I’m going a bit insane. In a good way, of course. Mike could NEVER make me go mental in a bad way. Michael represents all the positive things about going insane!!!
Sabine, that Minty Mike was SO GOOD!!! I’ll take another one!!!
Oh, and GOOD NEWS!!! I went to go get some new black pants for work today and I was surprised to find that I still fit into the size that dropped down to when I left Sydney… YAY!!! I was so worried that I gained everything back while I was traipsing around New Zealand, but I guess not!!! WOO-HOO!!! But back to the routine ASAP, that’s for sure!!!
Frodes, You gotta get a smart phone girl, so you can check the messages!!!!
I can see it now!!! Where is my waitress? :biggrin:
If you worked anywhere near me I’d give you a fat tip!!!! Keep drinking the virtual Minty Mikes and you will always fit into your clothes — believe me!!!
Good night/good morning everyone!!!!
Oh, oh, something is WRONG — no Martinigirl this morning!
Everyone, check under your tables!!!!
whew… don’t you worry boss…
I am here!
I was exhausted from my review last night!
As well – I didn’t want people thinking I was drinking and drunk all the time…
or do I?
Hello Queen Sabine!
What are we…errrr you drinking?
:w00t: Wheeew! I was just about to put the buy one get one free sign on the door!!!!
Goodness gracious. I can’t be alone in this place, I start to panic big time!
I loved the review! It was like just when I thought I would be getting nothing more than thuds from you, you go and surprise me!!!!
:wub:
ahhhhhhh I was sensing there was gonna be free drinks and suddenly appear.
he he – you know I realized this morning that I never said anything about Antoinette at all in my review.
umm, I don’t feel bad either – except that I loved Jonathan’s reaction. It is a good twist.
You know what I thought was funny?
When he said that Michael was fine! :lol:
I was chuckling as I wrote it!
:w00t: HELP HELP HELP!!!! UGH! family drama bs :blink: ….husband work drama….kids all home….raining outside….baseball cancelled….it’s only6:20!?!?!?!?! No time to chat but PLEEEEEASE throw me a HUGE creamy MIke and all the positive energy you can spare and i’m stuffing my pockets with LCC! :w00t:
:sad: bye….
awwwwwwwe mama Gracie – take my LCC too!
Sounds like you are gonna need it!
big HUG!
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that is what I love about your story as well Sabine – the humour… with a big Canadian U in there for extra emphasis!
I still laugh at the conversation b/t Michael and Sabah from BBM on the plane ride/ limo ride back to Sabah’s home… (so many reasons to love that chapter.. hmm, think I will have dinner and read it again!)
back in a bit!
*putting together a CCC emergency survival kit. Okay, 200 pics of Mike, Michael CD, IPOd Nano full of Michael songs, in case kids have gotten to the CD player, 12 packs of liquid CC, Bottle of Halo, Michael’s Dancing the Dream, Michael Poster*
:pouty: Am I forgetting anything?
:w00t: OMG, the drinks: Hmmm, couple bottls of Sangre, Creamy Mike, Mahba, hmmm, couple of frozen Mikegasms and last but not least One Golden Boy
Okay Michael, you can stop mixing it now!
*packaging it all up and sending it by MikeMail*
Phewwww :tongue:
Gracie, Enjoy!!!
Martinigirl, I’m lost with your anagrams BBM — which one is that one — oh shoot BAby Be Mine, but which chapter number what?
I really have forgotten what I wrote, so its a treat to go back and read from time to time.
I’m like, “Wow, I wrote that?”
:blush:
chapter 4 baby… chapter 4
I just finished reading…
damn
*Grace slumps into her seat at the end of the bar and drains the last bottle of Sangre*
OMG, thank you thank you thank you thank you girls…i :heart: you so much!! I know it’s crazy, i was only here for a minute before but it actually really helped….Sabine, the iPod was a nice touch…i listened while i washed the dishes, the Crack Baby loved the photo album but i will have to hide the poster in my closet….hubby might think it odd :biggrin:
I can not even begin to unload my wagon right now, i’m still processing it all but suffice it to say my extended family (who i moved hours away from for a REASON!) is in major crisis and they are draggin me into it and it’s just horrible and on top of it i just felt like everyone NEEDED me today when i really needed someone too. :pouty:
but, the day is over, the little whos are all a-snooze and i’m taking a little me time to sit back, drink my Golden Boy and watch MITM and read a little somethin’ sexy…
yep…feelin’ better already!
Hi Gracie! I’m glad it helped. Just remember, no one can drag you into anything w/o your consent!!!!
Stay strong sister! :heart:
mmmmorning addicts.
*grabbing a shot of LOVE*
Happy Hump Day to you all!
Ummm boss – how is our prince?
just wondering what his is up to… or into…
:lol:
Hi MGirl…thank goodness you are here, i was afraid i would be the only morning addict today…i don’t want to get a reputation!….or steal yours :wink: …but i will join you in a shot of L.O.V.E.
i still haven’t voted on PM…i just can’t decide what they should do…guess it’s a good thing i’m not the one writing the story, huh? it would never get finished!
I’m feeling stronger and more in control of my life today. Sabine, I thought about what you said about giving my consent to get dragged into this mess and you are very right…my family is ALWAYS in some kind of drama and i always have just chosen to stay as far away from it as possible so i asked myself why this time i am choosing to get involved and my answer is that this time they are messin’ with my grammy and that is just taking things TOO far. I mean, the woman is 83 years old and at least partially raised most of us and she has health and depression problems and has experienced so much loss in the last few years and i just feel like she deserves better from us as her family. So now that i figured that out I feel like i have a better handle on why i am in this fight and i’m holding my ground. Today though, I am not going to waste any of my energy on them…THIS right here is MY life and MY family and they can all kick rocks.
a shot of L.O.V.E. for anyone who comes by today on me!
Oh I am right here to go for another shot with you mama!
(Loving you new AVI. – Oh I should use my puppies!)
Now that is hilarious – I have not voted either for PM – in all seriousness I so want them to do it… but oh *shaking my fist* it is so hard to go back to the innocence of exploring and I am so enjoying it…
*cough*
although a little oral stimulation wouldn’t hurt… (shoot did I just say that out loud??)
Geez I think tomorrow I will have a stiff martini and make a choice!
Till then…
*clink* mama – here’s to a good day!
hey hey..late lunch drinks!! mmmm.i’m having Prince Michael’s PURE and rereading the last chap so i can finally make up my mind and vote! (Sabine, you probably have your mind made up already anyway!)
Where is Sabine today anyway? *sigh* poor thing must have had to do some dull human stuff like work or eat .
*cough* Mgirl… :w00t: …oooo, that oral WAS yummy hot wasn’t it? you’re right, we can have some sweeeeet foreplay and exploring scenes before the BIG ONE!
BTW my new avi pic is one of your little sibs (#3)…I have a whole file of them in costumes and disguises..it’s hilarious! I would love to see your pup-kids! question…do they get along with the cat or just tolerate each other? my neighbors have a dog and a cat and that cat RULES the house! :lol:
off to Neverland!…second star to the right and straight on till morning…..
Hey girls!
Sabine’s in da House!!!!
Okay, all you stragglers not voting, no problemo.
Buuuuuuuttttt *tapping on my clipboard*
You’re holding up the shipment!
*shrugs shoulders and grabs a bottle of Sangre*
mama Gracie…. did you see that?
What we vote will have an effect on the chapter…
ooooooo I gotta think.
*downs a LOVE shot*
GULP
Ahhh! Martinigirl has her thinking cap on!
hehehe – at first I thought that said drinking cup…
:biggrin:
Okay Ima gonna cook some dinner and come back and read the last chapter and decide..