15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
LOL! Choose well :smile:
Hey all!!!
Well, first day back to work since being back home in the states. It was so weird. It’s a place that I worked at 6 years ago. And when I worked there it was for 4 years. But things have changed a LOT there. So it’s kinda old and new at the same time. Make sense??? Whatever. I don’t know. I’m tired. I think I need a Force, please!!!
I already voted on my decision AGES ago. I picked the first one. I think I’m in the minority. LOL!!! I was just being honest!!! If I was Sanaii and Michael was MY man??? Forget about it. I would’ve given it to him long before now. Of course, the experimenting and exploring of each other’s bodies is always fun to read and will they or won’t they do it yet blah blah blah. But seriously I want them to do it. Like now. It’s already obvious they are in love. Just cause they don’t know it doesn’t mean they can’t do it!!!
LOL!!!
Okay, okay. I know it’s better if they wait.
But they should do it now.
Hi Frodes!
I know just what you mean, different but the same, right?
It’s weird and hard to explain.
LOL! You have me cracking up over here! :lol: :biggrin:
You need a supersized FORCE!
Hey Frodes! I think you just described it perfectly, old and new. But was it ok? Force here!
I died here: Like now.
I voted the second one, ok I confess, but I’m dying for them to do it and I think that, by the time they finally *ahem* I won’t have any nails left.
Uh oh, Sabine was fast, you have a double Force! LOL
*keeping one of them to me – he hee*
What?!?!/ our vote actually counts…oh n o..i can’t take the pressure! :dizzy:
I can’t I can’t!! It’s scary to admit i am putting more thought into this than the last election!!
Annie, you and me both on the nail-biting!
Okay, I’ll need a drink first….*gulping down a Creamy Mike*…
can I vote #4 but not until the end of the chapter?? I am sooooo anxious for it but i want some other goodies first too! UGH! Okay, I’m off to the poll….
OK, you win, I voted..now write the damn chapter!!! :angry:
please :angel:
pretty please :angel:
….with a cherry on top? (hee-hee :blush: )
oh my goodness Gracie… we almost said the same thing..
but I have not voted yet…
*downing a double L.O.V.E. shot*
To the dance pole… I mean the voters poll!
that was rough…
I voted # 4 – but I am gonna count a little while and may need to change my response…
*note to self… you really should drink through the work week – makes things much simpler!*
MartiniGirl, :lol: LOL at the two of us tryin to have our cake and eat it too!! (yes that says “CAKE”…I know what you’re thinking!)
awww…here’s a PURE L.O.V.E. for you….everything will turn out OK. :wub:
nite-nite honey :kissing:
night mama gracie…
hmmmmmmmmm CAkE!
Holy crap the gif above…..
who’s got the link?!?!?!?!? I wanna save it!!!
OMG he’s so precious!!! Is there anyone more precious??? I think not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
awwwwww dosen’t Nat (N4ty) makes the best gifs?
I love them all = especially the bad tour ones…
I haven’t changed my vote…. but I am thinkin about it.
WELL SOMEBODY CHANGED THEIR VOTE! Lol!
We were 7 to 9 and now it’s like 5 to 8 — how that happen!!
Ah well, . . . .
*pacing back and forth*
Update: 154 people but only 18 voted but we’re neck to neck – 9 yes, 9 no.
Decisions, Decisions! :whistle:
Frodes, here you go honey:
http://goo.gl/kq1p
And no, I can’t think of anyone more precious, maybe AS precious but definitely not more! :heart:
OMG OMG OMG!!!
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!
To be honest, I was just trying to find a reason to use that gif. LOL!!! It NEVER gets old!!!
oh I was here earlier – but i got distracted.
*grabbing a Foreplay and kissing the dance pole*
have a FAB day addicts
Good morning ladies – and fellow addicts!
I’ve prepared at little surprise for you today.
Today is my 39th birthday. As you all know by now, back in 1997 I was fortunate enough to be at Michael’s show in Copenhagen the very day he turned 39. Since there is no way I can share my day with him, I am going to share it with you instead. If I can’t have Mike, you ladies are my first choise!
I’ve been up before dawn to create a little masterpiece for you with loads of chocolate, pineapple, whipped cream, and a few marzipan roses and strawberry sweethearts to top it all off.
Enjoy!
Oh, and save a piece for me – I’ll be back later for a Golden Boy.
L.O.V.E.
Enola :wub: :heart: :wub:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ENOLA!!!!!! BIG b-day hug for you ((((((((Enola))))))))
WOW! that is the most amazing delicious looking birthday cake i’ve ever seen!…lucky for me, i’m NOT one of those people who thinks food can look too nice to eat! :lol: Looks like i’m the first so I’m taking a piece with a strawberry…chocolate strawberries are my favorite thing in the whole world..
I think a Prince Michael’s PURE will go nicely…
let me borrow from Annie….*nomnomnomnomnom* DELICIOUS! ..best breakfast EVER!
thank you so much honey and I wish you many blessings on your special day! :wub:
MartiniGirl…I have to pay bills today…send me some accounting skills :tongue: ….there never seem to be enough “beans” to go around….bills make me CRAZY! :blink:
Happy Birthday girl!
Just in case we run out of cake (but yours look delicious):
Gracie, shamone girl: *nomnomnomnom…*
We do know Big E!
Happy Happy Day!
It makes it extra special too. Kinda like your champagne birthday (you know… the day you turn the age of your day you were born!! So I think we should think of this as yours!!)
Thanks for the yummy mommy cake…. I think I will have a drink first… being the blog drunk and all and let my mama Gracie and girl Annie do the nomnomnoms for me!
Hmm, interestingly enough my champagne birthday was the 19th… so when I turned 19 – do you know that the legal drinking age in Canada is 19…
Ahhh it was fated for me to LOVE the Martinis!
*cheers*
Happy Birthday Enola – have a wonderful day!
Mama G… I am sending you my bean skill associates Peter and Paul… do you know them? They are friendly…
(Annie is that your eyeball??)
hey MGirl, your timing is impeccable…I spent the morning playing and cleaning and i just came in the door looking for something to steel my nerves before i wade into my pile o’ bills …..i think a double shot of L.O.V.E.and another piece of Enola’s birthday yummy should set me up good.
soooo..this um Peter and Paul…friendly?..hmm…cute?? i mean do they even MAKE cute accountants? (aside from you of course) no wait…if they’re too cute then i won’t be able to focus at all! oh Hell, i don’t care if they have warts, dandruff, and crossed eyes as long as they can make the balance come out in the positive column!
OMG, I just looked at the poll results up there and it looks like we may have to WAIT!! :w00t: aaaargh! just when i had convinced myself that i really wanted them to go for it!
ok Grace, FOCUS! bills bills bills bills…… :alien:
Gracie, the key to paying bills is to be creative!!!! LOL!
Send enough to those vultures just to get them to leave you alone!
Ahhhh, can you imagine living on an indigenous island? I always say, No bills!!!!
Enola, happy, happy birthday!
I left this for you in the Man in the Mirror Room
*talking with mouthful*
But I just wanted to give it to you again. Wow, that cake is fantastic!!!
Ooooh, and Annie MORE Cake, awwww man, and here I was trying to eat healthy again.
Ah hell! Nomnomnomnomnom!!!
:lol:
Hey MGirl, you know I never heard of that, champaigne birthday, my own was the 31st and let me tell you it was NOT a good one!!!!
I’ll be 39 in July, wish me luck Enola! You’ll have to tell me how it feels to look at he tale end of your 30s. :w00t:
Frodes, omg, that gif is hilarious! :biggrin:
*cutting half of the cake Annie brought and sticking it in the back*
*returning with a big smile*
:sad: Oh, oh, Annie’s beautiful eye is watching me!
*running in the back to return the cake*
I just thought I’d keep it , uh, safe for other guests ! :whistle:
Hey ladies,
It’s 8.30 and I think it’s time for my Golden Boy.
Hubby is out cold on the couch (couldn’t take the red wine, that wimp), so now you have to put up with me here in Da Bar. :w00t:
Sabine,
How does it feel to look at the tale end of my 30s? Hm….
First and foremost I’m happy I’m not 40 today, but still it’s just a number isn’t it? If you ask me the most important thing is not what your birth certificate says, but how old you feel in your heart. I still feel like a teenager at times. (Completely off the record – I hate the fact that I’m going to be 40 next year… UGH!)
Really Enola?
I can honestly say I could careless how old I am — I truly don’t feel a day over 18. I think it’s a mind over matter thing, I think. Sometimes I forget that I’m 38 and say I’m 39 already. Well, it’s only two more months but I love how Michael put it:
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were?
:wink:
Let’s toast to wisdom and experience, the most important gifts that hopefully come with age!
oh girls… there is nothing wrong with the 40s…
Nothing that a stiff sour apple martini can’t fix..
speaking of… let’s drink… I will have foreplay please…
:wassat: Laying off the LCC for a bit, huh?
:happy: Yeah, I think that’s best!!!
One Foreplay —
:ermm: hey, wait a minute — you’re tending bar,
:biggrin: Aww, what the hell, Okay, I’ll get it!
LOL!
I just love the way Michael put it! God, he was so smart, wasn’t he?
If I had to answer it, it would say 17 ( judging by my raging hormones… hehehe…)
Anyway, I agree with you on wisdom and experience. Would not want to be without either of them.
Enola, I want my mind in my 18 year old body, now THAT’S a perfect combination! :wub:
If only . . . .
Sabine,
My mind in a 17 year old body… Oh boy, someone would have to tie me down. :devil:
Say, have I already gulped down my Golden Boy, or did someone else drink it?
Little Michael might have had a sip — he does that sometimes :wub:
If I had my mind at 18 I would be like I don’t know — probably sitting alone on an island somewhere, because as I’ve gotten older I’ve become more disillusioned with the state of the world in general and people in particular and that’s the truth.
not to sound jaded, but some of the stuff I see and hear baffles my mind — just watch a nightly news program (an American one)
you’ll see what I mean :w00t:
Oh, yeah, that and Twitter. :lol:
I mean, why would I be interested in every thing that a person does from the time they wake up to the time they go to sleep?
Brushing my teeth now.
Going to the store.
Laughing at the man on line . . . .
I don’t get it!!!! :biggrin:
I know exactly what you mean, Sabine.
Tsk, and Michael having a sip… well that explains it.
*Raises her voice and points at Michael*
Come here young man, you can’t drink without having a piece of my cake!
So, how is Prince Michael doing at the moment? :angel:
:alien: …well, i’m broke again but everybody got paid…MGirl thanks for the “help”
Sabine, that island sounds wonderful! God what i would give to live a life with no debt and no bills….
wow…you girls all have such a healthy perspective on age…gimme some of that! i don’t necessarily FEEL old but then i will think about it and remind myself that i AM! I think it’s because i’m still in the same “place ” i was in my 20’s with little kids and no job and no money even though i’m 37 now! i keep waiting for myself to grow up and get with the program, ya know?
any cake left?….i’ll have a BIG slice of that and a cool Creamy Sabah to make me feel like this again :biggrin:
sorry boss.. I am serving
creamy Sabah for mama right there…
Enola for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YubkQC5RWAo
I am now officially leaving hte building and da bar – see you all later on!!
Shoot!
*climbs back on her chair*
I just saw the “Are you ready?” sign outside the bar. Apparently I wasn’t ready for that.
Or maybe I’m drunk even though Michael had at least half of my Golden Boy…
Whatever! I hope there’s some good stuff coming our way. I’ve missed the sweet Prince.
Gracie honey,
Don’t worry. You’re doing a great job.
Oh, Copenhagen 1997…
Thanks MartiniGirl!
:wub:
I’m waving at you! Did you notice? Look, right there, a little to the left and a mile away from the stage…
ENOLA: How is Prince Michael?
Oh, you’ll see . . .
:whistle:
By the way, did you have a piece of the cake Annie left you?
It’s delicious, especially that ghoul in the corner! :devil:
There’s nothing like a piece of Thriller Mike!
Gracie, correction, you are at a different place, with a loving family, a beautiful husband, older kids and enough money to pay the bills you’ve paid — exactly where you are supposed to be — otherwise you’d be in another place.
:wink:
*sneaking in and takes a seat at the back of the bar*
I have never had a Sangre – and I like the bottle.. let me sip on that for while
Martinigirl! What are you doing back here, girl?
:silly:
Boy, I hear “nomnomnoms” from the RR!!!
(tst tsst… Is there any cake left?)
That gif of Michael, how beautiful he was (news, uh? LOL). No, I really like that one.
Oh girl… it was a long week…
I just need to chill for a bit… then off to my room I think
was gonna go take in the sneak preview… but my brain is fried…
come back tomorrow morning when it is fresh.. my brain that is..
:wassat: Um, Huh?
*wheeling in my giant blue Coleman cooler*
:whistle: yoo-hoo!! bartender!…i’ll take a case of LCC to go please….it’s gonna be a looooong wait for my next hit and i’m jonesin’ already! :blink:
aw shucks..the cake’s all gone? :sad:
Hey Gracie!
This Lap Dog of Satan is allllllll ready fuh ya!
Take a look at the shipment from this afternoon — I’m not sure what you guys THOUGHT it was!
:devil:
Um, what cake?
Aww, feel better Mgirl. :heart:
“Sabine, come on, open your mouth”:
*nomnomnomnom*
OMG, girl, what’s THAT shipment? The new chapter??????
Gracie, I can’t help but smile every time I see your avi, too cute, he looks so serious!
MGirl, night night girl! Want some cake, some sugar will always make you feel better.
Okay, I’m sorry but am I the only one who is not looking at the slice of cake?
Oh yeah, he’s holding cake…didn’t notice…. :wassat:
OMG, what is up with that guy in the GIF? he’s frightening!
Sabine, ROFL ing at the new shipment! that’s awesome! :lol:
OK, i’m draggin my cooler o’ crack outta here…
He’s looking at Michael, girl! Just like we are!
Yeah, I anticipated a “need” for some LCC!
:devil: