Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room

Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
- MJ
- Bad Boy Shot
- Ms. Chastity
- Chocolate Mike
- Liquid CobraCrack™
- Creamy Mike
- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
- DDD, also served by the bottle
- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
- Holoma’s Soup
- Holoma’s Soup
- L.O.V.E. Shot
- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
- Mikegasm
- Minty Mike
- Mr. M & Mrs. M
- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
- Prince Royale
- Prince Michael’s Pure
- Sangre
- The Force
- The Foreplay
- The Gentleman
- The Thriller
- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.

Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
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N E W ON THE M E N U!:

DDD, also served by the bottle

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!

Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)

MJ

- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED

Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.

Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!

The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!

Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!

Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.

:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.

Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!

SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!

The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.

Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.

Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.

Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!

Creamy Mike

Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.

The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.

Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!

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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
*waving to da boss*
join us for a shot Sabine?
Oh MartiniGirl,
It was a huge step for me to come forward and tell you about the experiences. It is a very personal thing for me, as you can probably imagine, but I felt safe sharing my experiences with you and the rest of the addicts. I knew in my heart that you would understand.
I have not even told my husband. I don’t think I ever will.
I’d love to . . . . but I’m writing.
:heart:
Wow.
This is one of the truly marvellous things that I love about the internet.
That is the amazing thing about meeting people online. You can share things or talk openly and share experiences that you might not ever do with someone in person – even if you love and trust everyone in your life.
One of the closes friends I have evey had was from the Internet… (I am gonna find a link from a story I wrote about her on FB to share) There is something safe about being faceless – but in a good way – if you know what I mean.
I have made a lot of really good friends online – and some I have never met – and I would share anything with them.
I try to be very open… especially as I get older – thought I find most of my real world friends are the opposite… they seem more closed and not open to change or different experiences.
I am a very self conscious individual and always ALWAYS worry about things out of my control – but you it is nice to have a place that you can go to and feel safe to share them.
I am glad you could tell your story – for your benefit – but for mine and anyone else who was reading.
Oh this calls for another shot!
Yes?
SHE’S WRITING!
OMG, Sabine’s writing!!!
*faints and falls off her chair with an expression of extreme happiness on her face”
oh… back, back into your writing room..
dammit Enola – slap my wrists!
*wakes up*
Who said shot?
I’m not shot!
Oh a shot!!! :whistle:
Yeah MartiniGirl, just serve the shot down here on the floor, will ya?
I don’t want to fall off my chair again. :biggrin:
ha-ha girl you make me laugh.
*crawiling on my knees*
Big E – I got a bum knee.. so you are gonna have to control yourself and stay sitting.
Here’s to Sabine in her writing room…
lemme go find this story before you pass out again!
Okay – so apparenly you can’t link NOTES from FB – so I have copied it… it is kinda long.
I am gonna up the picture from when I met her too! This was written last August after I learned that Nikki had succumbed to her illness she had her entire life.
I learned about Nikki’s passing just a few days ago and I have been wondering where and if I should write something about the beautiful girl I affectionately referred to as “wheels”. I am glad I found this space and I hope you don’t mind if I share my connection with Nikki.
Once in a while you meet a person who defines a moment of time for you in your life – who makes a difference that you never forget. I was lucky to have Nikki be one of those people for me.
I met Nikki in the spring of 1998 – in the days when online chatting was the big thing. We were both kinda green and innocent looking to meet new people and chat.
We met in Yahoo Chat and instantly we hit it off. Nikki with her infectious chatty ways and a wry sense of humour that immediately had me hooked on her friendship. And I kid you not – we were in the Hot Tub Lounge both drinking some fruity cocktail when we started chatting that would carry on throughout that summer and long into the fall and winter nights.
We would meet up online and share our lives and stories almost daily – it was fun and it was interesting. I remember once, when we first started chatting, Nikki said to me… how wonderful this chatting thing was that you could sit in your own room and start chatting to people all over the world – and then she asked me where I was from… imagine her surprise when she when I told her I was from Toronto… and how she was so intellectually stimulated by another Canadian. We laughed for months over that one.
About a month after we met Nik confided in me about her condition – she was really kinda scared to tell me – as she was afraid I would think different of her and treat her differently. That is when I started calling her “wheels” and promptly advised her that I could care less about anything affliction she may have – that I saw it as a benefit, as I could use her as my ride home if and when we ever went out and got drunk together in person. She of course happily agreed.
I have to hand to her – she really tried to dumb it down for me so I could understand what her condition meant to her on a daily basis and what she had to deal with. She was a rock and would not let anything hold her back – I never ever saw her with a disability. She was just my friend who liked to laugh and talk about anything and everything. And talk we did. The anonymity of chat has a funny and motivational way of making you open up, share and trust in a way you never would with a person face to face. We shared everything about love, life, our dreams and our fears – basically just about anything we could think of talking about that particular day. Along the way we shared a few tears – but for the most part we laughed and had a blast.
The following summer in 1999 – I decided I was going to take a cross Canada road trip – and even though I never thought I would ever want to go any further than Vancouver over to Victoria – I now had the perfect reason.
When I called “wheels” at home and told her I was coming out – she couldn’t believe it – we have to go out and get drunk I believe were her exact words.
We met face to face in July 1999 – when her mother, Donna, dropped her off at the hotel I was staying. I am sure she was worried what her daughter was getting into meeting this stranger from Toronto. We hit it off instantly in person… we spent the entire day together touring the city, having lunch, and checking out tattoo places – I am getting one of those one day she said… just you wait. I don’t think there was a moment’s silence between us. And yes if you are wondering – we went out and got drunk that night – staying out much too late – until finally I said Nik – you better call you parents so they don’t worry – raising her eyebrow she advised that if I didn’t stop treating her like a child or she would kick my ass… and she would too! It was a wonderful day.
Over the years we chatted less and less and kinda lost touch for a few years there… in 2007 when I finally joined Facebook – she was one of the first people I looked for online… And YUP there she was – exactly the same – the spirited vivacious girl – charming everyone.
I am so glad that I found her online again so we could reconnect and once again she could show me the only physical limits one has are the ones in their own mind.
You were an angel “wheels”. Thank you, thank you, thank you for demonstrating what being alive really means.
You will always be in my heart. xo
oh my comment is very long… and awaiting moderation…
here is a picture of the girl in the story above when it is moderated..
Hey Mgirl,
I don’t know why but your story went into spam for some reason. that’s a beautiful story and the picture :heart:
Thanks for sharing!
Wow MartiniGirl,
I don’t know what to say except that I’m deeply touched by your story.
“Wheels” made sense the minute I saw the picture. She must have been very strong.
Thank you for sharing.
Oh no SPAM – I always think of the canned meat!
Thanks Sabine and Enola.
I cried like a baby when I wrote it last year.
Now I just smile about her.
She was in sooo much pain and now she isn’t and in the place she belongs with the other angels.
She will for always make me want to meet people online – that how she met everyone…
All righty – one more shot girlsbefore I go and run my doggies ragged for a bit!
Hi Ladies
I came by for a drink and to see what you guys were up to.
Martini, that was a beautiful story. I hope to meet all of you guys some day.
*pouring myself a glass of Sangre*
Okay, one more shot and then I’m going to find myself a nice Michael to cuddle up to in Da Recovery Room. :wub:
Cheers!
Night night Big E!
Yo MsJ… how are ya hoeny?
Well get your butt to LA.
: )
Martini!!!!!!! What’s up
I’m a bit moody today.. It’s that time of the month ya know. :pinch: Ughhhh
My butt will be there. Are you ready?
MartiniGirl….
You should have Wheels save you some front row seats to Michael’s concerts in heaven!!! That’s what I asked my grandfather for!!! ;)
Thank you so much for sharing that story!!! I remember those days as well when chat rooms and chatting were all the rage!!! I made a few friends online, too, but none that lasted as long as this one. What a sweet story!!!
Just got off work and I’m EXHAUSTED. The work itself wasn’t that hard I just didn’t sleep well last night. Blah.
How sad is it that I think about CCC at work and find myself wondering wether or not Sabine has updated the stories or not??? LOL!!!
L.O.V.E. shot, please!!!
OMG ladies I HAVE to share this with you!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI8RTbJLTbY&feature=player_embedded
Prepare for one of the following reactions:
1. Laughing
2. Crying
3. Praising
4. All of the above.
I love it. And I love him.
Thanks Frodes! I always love this Apple commercial — it’s so true. For Michael and a number of people who the world always tried to tear down. Such a beautiful message!
Nope, that’s magical!!!!! :heart:
yea but im glad that i know now so i wont get fooled. But any ways the ambulance had to come to my house. I passed out in wal mart today. Then i went home and passed out again. I have got to stop worrying. Ugh! Now i am stuck in bed drinking gater
Jesus girl, passing out? :w00t: The Illuminati didn’t make you do that. I hope you’re okay soon. Take good care of YOU, girl, if it’s rest you need, give that gift to yourself.
:heart:
Hey Sabine, how are you?
I was listening to music today and I found a song that I think it totally matches the story of Prince Michael and Princess Saniia! Oh and I have to say that now I look with other eyes at MJ’s pics haha…
Can’t wait for the next chapters!!!
Girl, don’t hold out — what song?
I think it’s a funny thing, when you’re reading a story you love or you’ve seen a movie you love, everything relates back to it.
U know Ms.J I am ready… I am actually gonna try to swing a few extra days from work so I can get to LA earlier… we shall see!
Frodes – honey I was just gonna ask you how work was going? I gots to agree with da boss – thinking about CCC is the ony way to get through the work day!
MJQuan – what up girl – you passing out in wal-mart – did they have deals too good to be true? geez take care of yourself…
Hey Bella – welcome, welcome to da bar!
I think i am ready for a FORCE!
MartiniGirl…
When are you headed to L.A.??? Depending on when it is, perhaps we can meet up??? If it’s anytime within the next 6 weeks I won’t be able to go as I am BROKE as a JOKE!!! I am playing a serious catch-up game right now.
But it would be really cool!!!
Sabine… what is the original of that commercial??? Do you have a link to it??? I would love to see it. It fits Michael so perfectly, doesn’t it???
And I wasn’t joking!!! I was seriously thinking about CCC at work today!!! I was like, “I’d rather be reading one of Sabine’s kick ass stories than be here right now.” LOL!!!
hey girls…only time for one Creamy Mike with lots of cream and make it a quickie! PHEW! what a hectic day!
MartiniGirl, thank you for sharing the story of your friend. i feel so honored to know you :smile: no, even better “hunored” :wink:
I agree, meeting people online is so different than in person…i guess it’s because it’s easier to be yourself here. I think of the movie Shallow Hal…like we all have a mental p icutre of each other based on our inner selves instead of our actual physical selves.
Bella, nice to see you at da bar! have a drink on me…choose your poison!
MJQuan take care honey. i hope you feel better soon…ugh, passing out at WalMart of all places! you poor thing!
oh, and Frodes, on New Crack Day (my unofficial name for the day a new chapter arrives) i walk around with my head in the clouds and a big ole grin on my face! and yeah, when life is bringing you down, there’s nothng wrong with thinking about coming here for a little pick me up!.
Sabine…what have you been up to today? Hmmm? anything SPECIAL? anything..having to do with a certain Cobra? ….. :wink:
hate to drink and run but *wiping the cream off my mouth with my hand* …i am!
Frodes, look up Apple Crazies — I’m running out now otherwise I’d put up the link. They showed pictures, Einstein, JFK, just revolutionaries whom the world thought was kind a weird.
I like weird people. Give me weird, eccentric over regular folks ANY DAY! It’s perfect for Michael!
I never understood why people called him weird anyway. When I call Michael crazy it’s with love, because I truly think to be different is WHERE IT’S AT!
About it being magical, I was serious too! I think it’s MAGICAL that my little story would be on your mind! That’s too sweet for words :wub: :wub:
Awww man, too bad I can’t be there for the L.A. party!!!!! :sad:
But I’ll be there in spirit!
OH did someone ask what I had been doing today?
Girl, get Bella a drink . . . I’ll be right back
:face:
:ninja:
Oh the song?
It’s called Nostalgia by a Greek composer called Yanni. There are plenty of versions on the internet but I like this one:
http://www.filestube.com/5b145fb1e51355f103e9,g/Yanni-Nostalgia-Live.html
You can listen to it without downloading it if you want. I think it has the innocence, the passion between Michael and Saniia and also the struggle of the two to be together…It’s like when I listened to it I immediately thought of their story…
Hey MartiniGirl thanks for the welcome!
Hahaha, thanks for the drink Gracie…I choose PRINCE MICHAEL’S PURE…
IT’S OFFICIAL!!!
Every day we have a new chapter it shall be deemed “New Crack Day”!!! Spread the word to all lands near and far!!!
Sabine… I cannot agree with you more. Who wants normalcy??? BORING!!! That’s the thing I love MOST about Michael. Every time I think I have him figured out, I read an interview, see a photo or another interview that I hadn’t seen before and it completely warps my perception of what I thought he was in my mind. But I LOVE that!!! It keeps me on my toes!!! He’s like this giant Enigma. I have a feeling I mentioned this before but it’s so very true. I just love it!!!
You know, Sabine. My sister lives in New York City. Perhaps when I visit her we shall have to have a CCC meeting??? Hmmmmm…..
P.S. You did say you live in New York, right??? LOL!!!
Hey girls, peeping in for a bit. Yes, Frodes, I’m in NYC da place to be, so if you come through, defnitely, but be warned, I’m a night owl!
Bella, that’s a very pretty piece — deceptive, it started out so calm with the piano but then it had so much feeling in it. So pretty. Very dramatic. I love, love the strings around 3:59 wow. It’s like the song is telling me a story. Love it! Thanks for sharing.
You know which song I love — it was originally supposed to be Bella’s Lullaby — you know from the Twilight Movie — okay I’m not a Twilighter, but the song is very pretty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhN7SG-H-3k
New Crack Day, Frodes, that’s funny! yes, I am definitely in NYC, da place to be — but be warned, if you come through, I am a serious night owl!!!!!!
Girl, we are one and the same!!! I come from a family of night owls!!! I am such a night person it’s not even funny. It’s 1:30 a.m. right now and normally I’m still up but since I didn’t sleep well last night it’s catching up on me.
I can see it now!!! I would get to read a new chapter before it’s posted on CCC being that I’m the special guest and all, LOL!!! And then I can taunt everyone here and make them jealous about how I got to read it first. That would be SO AWESOME!!! LOL!!! I love it.
Oh my. Funny, the one night you mention you’re a night owl is the one night where I can’t keep my eyes open!!!
Well it’s 4:44 a.m. here and I haven’t been to sleep yet, so maybe I should say vampire.
:happy: You’re funny, because you know, even my daughter doesn’t get to read the chapters before anyone else. She reads them when I post them. Like everyone else! :lol: :biggrin:
But a girl can dream, can’t she?
Hi there, night owl and vampires,
While you chat the night away, I go to bed like a good girl and try to get my 8 hours of sleep every night. DOH!
Unfortunately, I’m equipped with a brain that refuses to shut down when I want it to, so it’s not uncommon for me to toss and turn all night long. Maybe I should try to spend one of those sleepless nights in front of the computer too. So far, there’s only one thing that keeps me from trying it. When I finally fall asleep, I dream. A LOT! (I’ve told you before.) I think my addiction to the CCC has made it worse, or at least it has a huge impact on what I dream. Michael is here, there and everywhere. I don’t mind of course, sometimes I just wonder if my addiction has fried my brain completely. If I told someone at work – or my family – what I dream about or should I say who I dream about most frequently, they would certainly think I needed to see a shrink. But frankly, I don’t care. If this is the side effects of MJ madness, I love every little bit of it!
Yep, last night was one of those nights again.
I laughed when I saw your last comment, Sabine. “But a girl can dream, can’t she?”
You bet she can. I can’t stop smiling. My brain really outdid itself this time.
Hubby and I were sitting at our dinner table this morning having a cup of coffee, and I could not even look at him without giggling like a stupid school girl. I sat there feeling extremely silly and quite a bit naughty, thinking if you only knew, old boy…
God, I have such a vivid imagination when I sleep. Thank you for fueling it, Sabine.
Oh that’s a really nice song, but just as you mentioned Twilight I started freaking out! It’s not that I hate the movie cause I haven’t even seen it, but I am so sick and tired of hearing about it everywhere. The minute I saw people going crazy about it I said ok now I don’t wanna watch this, no thank you. But I watched the trailer, which I shouldn’t have, and of course it added fuel to my not wanting to see it…and you know why, right?
I guess I really am crazy!!!
good morning addicts
*clearing my throat and looking across the bar with a slight smile on my face*
gooood morning my dirty naughty Danish friend… *sliding her over a L.O.V.E. shot*
he-he – good for you – dreams are good, sometimes very good!
oh night owls – I use to be one – lived on 3 to 4 hours for years – but now I need to rest more
but on occasion the old night owl comes – but not often – maybe on a New Crack Day (ha-ha Frodes)
happy day addicts!
Good morning, MartiniGirl,
Oh, a L.O.V.E. shot!
God, I’m not sure if I can take more L.O.V.E. today…
Oh well, you’ve got to live life dangerously sometimes!
*downs it in one big gulp*
Ahh, thank you.
BTW, you might want to check you inbox. I’ve just mailed you a longer comment on the Wheels story.
Good morning ladies — well, um afternoon — I had a late start.
Bella, I am not really a fan of Twilight the movie or the books — I mean, to me that relationship is quite dysfunctional and also, *whispers* I don’t think it was written that well. but hey, look at how many fans it has. So what do I know, right?
:wassat:
Sabine I can’t agree with you more. It was written HORRIBLY. Now, I forced myself to watch the movies to see if maybe I wasn’t seeing something that everyone else was. I have never been more disengaged from a story than I am with this one. I so don’t care for the characters. It’s cheesy as all hell. They might pull it off slightly if they had better actors, but no. Rubbish.
Sorry, babies, if anyone here likes it but that’s just my personal opinion. LOL!!!
MartininGirl…
I can’t take the credit for New Crack Day. If you look further up through the comments, Gracie actually came up with it. ;)
Frodes, girl, Funny thing if you hear — really listen to Robert Pattison or even Kristen Steward talk about the books, they are just as disillusioned with the story as you and I.
I remember Rob Pattison was promoting the first movie and a girl told him, I love you so much, and he asked, with the most peculiar look on his face: Why?
As far as I’m concerned, Bella is a terrible role model for young girls — she has no life, no self esteem and her one and only living reason for being is to be with Edward. From beginning to end she questions why he is with her, why he loves her and what he sees in her, and I’m like, yeah, I don’t understand it either Bella :lol:
Okay, back to shipping! :devil:
Hey Frodes… well I should of known that was Mama Gracie! : )
Honey you asked me when I am coming to LA – I am hoping to leave Toronto August 17 or 18th and hit Cali by the 23 or so… I have to be in San Diego for the 26th and 27 – and then back to LA for a few days…I gotta figure a few things out – but for sure I am gonna hook up with some of my crack addicts… MsJ is moving in July and Elmira is already there as are you… so I am hoping to see you all at the same time – I have one person that I met on another site that took flowers for me to MJ – who is gonna take me to FL on his birthday – so I need to figure these things out… would love if we could make it a group outing – but us addicts have to go out for a few drinks… I might even bring my hubby along – although not a huge MJ fan – he indulges my PYT playing and is really fun… anyway – we will chit chat offline prior to my arrival..
Sabine – shipping.. We are SHIPPING??
Oh my goodness.
I must sit down.. Wait, I am sitting.. I am gonna lie down.
LOL, MartiniGirl you are a CRACK-UP!!!
I would SO LOVE to meet up with you and August sounds like a realistic time for me as well!!!
I live in San Diego so even if I couldn’t get up to L.A. then we could definitely meet up in S.D. That would be bloody epic!!! We should definitely chat about this through email or whatever and I’ll definitely keep it in the back of my mind for future reference.
SABINE!!! *looks down at watch* How long does it take to unpack a shipment?!?!?! GOD!!!
:wink: :wink: :wink:
good evening addicts…how is everyone?,,i’ve missed you!!! I am just wrung out after this weekend, i can’t tell ya how sick i am of baseball!UGH!! AND i have a ginormous zit on my forehead!! i swear, fate is getting me back for having good skin as a teenagerI need something strong and sweet, hmmmmm….a cold Sangre would be nice….. a looooong bubble bath and some serious zzzzz’s.
…I see Sabine is up to her old tricks with that flashy banner taunting us up there :angry:
will they or won’t they?!?!?
but….perhaps the dawning of a New Crack Day is on the horizon!! :cheerful:
….ah, that would just make my Monday…oh, i also noticed that the FUSE channel is having a Michael takeover tomorrow!! it starts at 11AM here and goes until like Tuesday morning!
…gosh, you girls are having like a CCC US tour! how exciting! I am in Pennsylvania if anyone feels like stopping by for an Amish buggy ride and some shoo-fly pie!! ha-ha :lol:
A good story is like fine wine *sipping in the back of the bar on a Sangre*
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hey i want to join i live in florida! About the passing out i woke up & my arm & head is hurting.I have a obsessive Compulsive michael jackson disorder.I need help lol!
Hahaha!
New Crack Day! I freaking love it Mama Gracie!
Frodes… oh my.. SD…Ssssssssssssss Ddddddddddd – oh honey that is so awesome – I am so gonna find you and my return to Sea World! I will send you an email so you have my contact info – then we chit chat before me arriving…
*whispering*
You know I can kidnap Sabine… and put her in my suitcase – she is just across the border from me… she would never know what hit her (I have tons of LCC to pacify her with!)
Pennsylvania? I have been there – Hazelton to be exact… Amish Buggy Ride??? Ummmmmmm do I have to? Well maybe just for you mama!
MJQuan.. Girl I am worried about you.
:w00t: Girl, you are reminding me of that movie Misery, talking like that!
I can see it now: More sex scenes, Sabine, or I’ll get the sledge hammer!
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