15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Okay guys, remember what Pure looked like . . . Okay Michael has been unleashed — the drink is up and I think I’ll have one with Mel and Frodes while I put together the pure . . . :w00t: ahhh, I can’t speak!
:getlost: I burned my tongue.
Okay, Ms. Chastity is up too. I think I will rename the drink to Ms. Chastity!
:lol: I like that better.
now that is a nice drink – when it burns…
Thanks for my Ms.Chastity…
sweet and yum!
Long weekend starts tomorrow – so I will be ready to be unleashed!
:w00t:
night, night addicts!
Ahhhhh, good morning ladies!
*stretches her body*
What a beautiful day to be working from home. We had a bit of rain last night and now everything look fresh and green. The sun is shining from a clear blue sky and as soon as the temperatures rise a bit I am going to open my window up wide to enjoy to summer breeze and the sound of chirping birds.
*notices the menu and claps her hands with childlike exitement*
Oh, new drinks!
I am definitely going to come back for some Unleashed passion later, but right now I am in the mood for a Gentleman.
See you when the sun rises where you are!
You know it’s breakfast but I really want a Wet Sabah!
Wet Sabah?
Huh?
Ohh, I did not notice there was a Wet Sabah too. It looks delicious.
But I’m in the mood for more than just a hint of Michael today!
Mm….mm….mm…
:biggrin:
Well you know The Force, it has a lot of power
:wassat:
Wait a minute — that’s another drink!
:cheerful:
Arrrrrr, Sabine, did you really have to mention The Force?
Now all I can think of is having one.
I am supposed to be working, but I cannot concentrate. Am I already experiencing the return of the withdrawal symptoms? Arrrrr… Why in God’s name does that man have to be so darn beautiful?
*sigh*
If I am lucky it’s not withdrawal symptoms yet. Maybe it’s just the soft and warm summer breeze playing tricks on my crazy hormones…
Oh my, I can’t stop wondering what it would have been like to have been one of those Y.A.N.A. girls…
Just imagine what it must have been like to hug him and feel his … NO, STOP! RIGHT NOW!
Okay Sabine, you better give me a pitcher of The Force. Without it, I am not going to make it through the day!
:pouty: :shocked: :ermm: :blink: :w00t: :blush: :angel:
Good morning, Enola! The sun is definitely shining here.
OMG, ok, now that I can talk after seeing all the new drinks… I want Ms.Chastity… no, no, … I want an Unleashed (Prince Michael? – Uhm, too much for me to put it this way)…. no, NO! I want a Wet Sabah (or Saniia, because now it can be this way too – he he…)
You know what?! GIVE ALL OF THEM!
:wub:
Hi Annie!
Just be careful with all those drinks, will ya?
If not, you will end up just like me. I am running around in circles right now in order not to think of Michael’s body, lips and oh, those eyes…. No, no, no… I just did it again.
MIIIICHEEEAAAL! Help, I can’t stop!
Ugh! I feel kind of weird… like I’m dizzy or… :sick:
*faints and falls flat on her face with a heavy thud, a cloud of dust rising around her*
*wakes up for 5 seconds*
This is how I feel today when I look at Michael.
So, Annie be careful! And the rest of you too. Oh, I hope it’s not contageous…
LOL – I was like that when I saw all the new drinks!
Enola, oh well, maybe you need to drink some Pure… *reading* Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more. Uh, maybe it’s not a good idea either.
:shocked:
*waving to the ladies across the time zones*
morning addicts…
umm boss – is it a wet Sabah or a Creamy Sabah?
Whatever it is… I think I will indulge and serve up to anyone who wants to join!
Happy Day Ladies!!
good morning girls! OK, i let the “Yo Gabba Gabba” gang babysit this morning so I have now thoroughly read chapter X, (including every delicious word of the food foreplay…causing my now rumbly tumbly) so i can drink with a clear conscience…
New drinks!! how about a Chastity…it’s been a looooooong time since i felt like that! :happy:
Sabin, I am forgiven for my wayward ways? thank you honey…i honestly meant no disrespect to you and your work…that’s just how I read everything I think it’s because i’m always rushed so i skip ahead to get the plot development, then go back and read to enjoy the writing.
a Lovely Day to you all…i’m busy as usual but maybe i can stop by later… :Ciao!
Whoop whoop ladies..
I am 4 hours from my 4 day long weekend…
Aoooooow
BRING IT
WOO-HOO!!! Four day weekend!!!
Well, four day weekends don’t keep us from working in hospitality!!!
That being said, I’m off to work!!!
Have a good day, all!!!
I see everyone is enjoying the new drinks! Good, good!!!!!
Hi Annie, Enola, Frodes and Mgirl —
Hey do we have a four day weekend here in America — since I don’t do the 9/5 I never know? Someone clue me in
*sipping on my drink*
Martinigirl, it is definitely a WET Sabah — did you read the description?
I think I’ll be having that all day today!!!
Oh I see a Wet Sabah and A Creamy Sabah…
hehe – I will take them both!
I don’t work Friday’s so it really is a 3 day long weekend for everyone in Canada / US
much love ladies – I gots to work my bum off to get outta here on time!
Really where?
:lol: Put your drink down and look again.
The only thing on this menu is A Wet Sabah :wink:
Hunestly boss…
The Wet Sabah is at the top of da page…
The Creamy Sabah is the first drink on the NEW ON THE MENU LIST – right before the Chastity!
The both have a touch of Michael – so I will take them all and get lots of touches of Michael..
:blush:
Sabine, girl;
I meant to ask before… the order of the new drinks on the top panel of the front page is arbitrary, right, because you, as a writer, wouldn’t purposely write something you don’t mean to say…
:whistle:
Oh, hey MGirl!
Ahhhhh, I get you now Mgirl :lol:
Your drink may be a little too weak, ’cause you’re thinking too much.
I changed the drink from Creamy Sabah (which I took off the menu) to A Wet Sabah, which is what I just put on the menu. So the drink IS what is on the menu, the description is “creamy sabah with a little Michael in her” but the name is A Wet Sabah.
Get it? :happy:
And yes, ma’am. Ms. Annie, the menu is NOT arbitrary (arbitrary meaning Determined by chance, whim, or impulse because I put them like that on purpose :tongue:
:pouty: Pheww, girl why did you ask?
:pinch: Don’t you whistle while I’m trying to talk to you!!!
:sideways: :silly: :lol:
*sigh*
Ever have one of those days where you can’t stop thinking about certain things and the thinking just makes it worse???
What can I drink that will calm my nerves???
:blink: :unsure: :ermm:
hehehe…
U know me boss…
Just give me a drink and I will drink it.
I better got with a LCC
Yes Frodes honey – join me for one… LCC calms everything 0 except your libido!
OKay. Sounds good. I’ll take it.
crap – drinking ang blogging does not mix!
hey Frodes – did you have a bad day today?
whatup baby girl? everything okay?
Hey guys, off to the movies!
Frodes you’re either talking about food, sex or a man — the only thing women obsess over :lol:
Every drink on CCC will cure you of that, trust me! That or a chapter (hey I’m a dealer, whatdya expect? I gotta peddle my stuff)
Seriously, I hope you feel better. Pamper yourself by giving your body something it wants and you will feel better.
MartiniGirl, I sent you a message. And you can pass it on to Sabine if you like.
A very early good morning to you ladies (at least where you are)!
I am running late – I feel asleep again after turning off my alarm clock. Stupid girl!
Anyway, there’s still enough time to try the Unleashed. :devil:
Yep, I am starting out with a bang this morning!
See you later!
3:16 a.m. here! Is that early enough for you?
:sleeping: I have to get up in two hours so I better head onto bed!
Good morning (evening..) Enola! How was your day?…mine is just getting started and i swear this entire city woke up grumpy today….we need little L.O.V.E. in the drinking water! :happy:
you know, i’m a little worried about trying the Unleashed..that sucker’s on FIRE!! :w00t: any reviews?
Sabine, ( i hope you are functioning after your 2 hours sleep my lovely vampire) is that the little Earth Song girl in the Chastity picture? what a cutie pie! :heart: i just realized she looked familiar!
:smile: to all
It’s a beautiful day in NY! Wow, and I’m up to enjoy it!
Gracie, no, that’s not the girl — her name is Jasmine Alveran, and this is she:
I guess there’s a slight resemblance, they both have that “mixed” look.
Hi Gracie,
My day turned out just fine!
I made it to work on time and as soon as I returned home I slipped on my bikini and spent an hour in the sun! YAY! Now I’m looking forward to some BBQ and a glass of redwine (or maybe two) later today.
Oh, you’ve got to try the Unleashed. I rode my bike to work this morning after having gulped down on of those fiery things and I can assure you it did more to me than make my legs turn faster!
Hi Sabine,
You know that sign outside the bar?
Sooooo satisfied? Well, it’s making me nervous.
See the point is that I’m not feeling the way the sign says I’m supposed to feel.
Maybe I was for a day or two, but now I’m soooo NOT satisfied.
Is something wrong with me?
And can it be cured?
Hi girls!
What movie did you see Sabine? I just got around to seeing Twilight and New Moon. :lol:
When it first came out I thought oh God vampires like I’ll really be interested BUT I was pleasantly surprised.
Hey E!…i’m picturing you lounging with your glass of wine and i’m soooo envious! Thanks for the tip on Unleashed….i think i will save it for later on tonight :wink: …i have to be respectable the rest of the afternoon.
oooooo, there she is! thank you Sabine….she is gorgeous! now that i see her again i think she’s a little older than the Chastity girl but she reminded me of her…those big wide eyes i guess :happy:
taking a can of Thriller and heading for the backyard….UGH! i hate mowing….maybe i’ll get a sheep.
Hey girls! Yes, Gracie, Ms. Jasmine is gorgeous. The pic I used for Ms. Chastity, just think of her as little Saniia — I loved her smile.
Musicnme, as I thought that Twilight and New Moon was mistakenly lableled drama when it should have been comedy, maybe I should refrain from commenting?
I think Kristen Stewart is the worst actress I’ve ever seen, her range of emotions is no-emotion, that’s it. Rob Patterson can act, but was limited by the script, which was crippled by the story.
I have to admit that the first movie had some very cute parts which my daughter and I giggled at — we lol @ Hold on, Little Spider Monkey, and the special effects which were kinda awful.
New Moon was good for only one thing, eye candy in the form of Taylor Lautner aka Jake.
I will see the next one, if only for a good laugh, it really can’t get any worst.
Okay ,that’s my official review :lol:
I saw Shrek — it was really kinda cute. There were a couple of really funny moments. And the script was clever. I love CGI and fairy tales, but the last two Shreks were awful.
Now if you want to see a really good vampire movie with a strong story line and great acting, see Underworld, all three, but the last, which is the prequel, is my favorite.
Enola, meditate on being satisfied with all things — think zen girl!!!! :cheerful:
Don’t make me go
:ninja:
on ya!!!!
Sabine, I agree.
I thought the special effects in those movies were like “made for tv” special effects. I was like, where did all the money go into making this film??? lol
Anyways, my best friends cousin is graduating from college today and I got invited to dinner, so that should be nice. Babysitting right now and doing chores around the house. So why am I on here??? Oh, right. I’m an addict.
Hope everyone is well.
Hey Frodes, girl, I am still amazed that people like that movie!
after I saw New Moon I went on Fandango and was like
:wassat:
I read the thumbs up and MUST SEE reviews and was like, did they just see the same movie I saw?
Then I read the THUMBS DOWN save your money reviews and felt sane again, plus they were really funny.
This one guy wrote, I only went to see this movie because this chic I wanted to bang wanted to see it, and half way through it I realized nothing is worth this torture! She better give me one hell of a BJ tonight!
LOL!
OMG, that is BRILLIANT!!!
That totally made my day and made me feel better.
Thanks!!!
:tongue:
Isn’t that funny, Frodes! Let’s drink to crazy guys everywhere and what they’ll do to get in our pants! How about a Wet Sabah?
*clink*
Sounds good, I’ll take one!!!
*clinks back*
You are on point about Kristen Stewart though. I saw nothing in her eyes. I guess I was happy to be interested until the end. The storyline intrigued me. Underworld huh? I’ll give it a whirl.
Yeah, watch it Music, it’s such a sweet love story, the third one, at least. I loved it!
And to me the acting, the dialogue, just perfect — can’t get any better. If you watch it, you’ll be surprised to learn who wrote the script!!!!
:ermm:
Hmmmm, it’s sooooooooooooooooo curious that a certain blog drunk is MIA today!!!
Left me to tend bar by myself has she!
Hmphf! :angry:
Hey Music, how’d you get in here, and the bar has been closed all morning.
:ermm: *looking down at my keys*
Well, everyone so sorry, but here you go:
Music, that story has been done so many times — I think if anyone wants to read a really good vampire book they’ve got to go with Anne Rice — you know, of Interview with the Vampire — there’s lots of them and the movie was good too, but in the books, wow, Lestat was a troubled soul,for real!
ANNNNNNIEEEEEE!!!!!!
I’m pouring you what? A Ms. Chastity, right?
It’s waiting for you when you stop drooling over Michael in the Oh Yeah room!
Whoa, I love the sign!!
Ms.Chastity is fine, thank you, I want some extra innocence.
I had to run out to get that extra innocence for you *pouring one drop*
Here you go. If I put too much in, you’ll turn into this:
OMG, this guys looks just like George Lopez, and look at the look on the baby’s face!
Too funny!
Ok, the little lady up there, after the extra innocence drink, is very moved by this. Just his voice… but all the words, feelings and wisdom he’s sharing:
(thank you for sharing, as usual Annie, it’s be up in about 30 secs.)
:cwy: :heart: