15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Oh no! i’m going to be at the top of the page !
has my sweet *cough* innocent *cough* MartiniGirl been hanging out in here tonight? a night alone MGirl? sounds blissful to me! I’m stealing five minutes while my son is in the bathtub and i’ll be lucky if i get that long without being interrupted!
mix me something special….
Frodes, don’t even get me started on dieting….my hubby THINKS about losing weight and BAM! it’s gone…i can diet for a month and lose a pound! right now i know none of my shorts are gonna fit and my so hilarious 8 year old keeps walking around going “bad news…bathing suit season is just around the corner …” have you heard that Weight WAtchers commercial? UGH! more power to ya honey.
so MGirl, what is your magic diet? BTW, i been meaning to ask you, does the Wii yoga really do me any benefit? going to a class is out of the question for me but i feel like the Wii thing takes sooo long and i don’t really feel like i’m doing anything! just wondering…
okay, this is not a topic i wish to be on… i’m going to drink and visit the Prince instead!
Oh, Sabine. It’s not like that at all!!! LOL!!!
I mean, of course, I do want to look better but that’s just one of the bonuses. I do it because I have issues with anxiety. And if I don’t exercise or eat properly, it effects it big time. I was instructed by my doctor to work out 4 to 5 times a week for like 20 to 30 minutes. And when I was doing that in Sydney, I felt SO GOOD!!! I was in a better mood throughout the day and I looked good, too. So I’m trying to get back into that routine again. Gallivanting around New Zealand through me for a loop so I’m slowly getting back into the swing of things.
But virtual drinks are where it’s at!!! L.O.V.E. shot please!!!
Oh, honey, you have anxiety, I’m so sorry!!!
Girl, I certainly promote exercising to feel good — I mean, I think nothing makes you feel better. *whispers* other than sex . . . and eating heathy, yes, yes.
But this idea of punishing yourself by withholding food to get to a certain size, girl, it doesn’t work; the person always gains the weight right back and besides, not all of us were meant to be the same size
end of rant. : )
If you feel good, you have a way of thinking you look good too, so I think most of us need to work on our minds.
Hey gracie!!
Sounds like a plan!!!
Now as for LOST, OMG, the writers of that show are geniuses! Only six more minutes!!!!
YEAH… I have company bar.
I mean I don’t mind drinking on my own
*whispering* I really don’t
but it is so much fun when others see me drink.. I mean when I drink and people watch..
WAIT.. hehehe let’s drink
I won’t say the word… but I do follow a good eating habit and I exercise everyday – it is a huge stress reliever for me, like you Frodes I have to as well – due to my arthritis and my fibromyalgia – which I am in constant denial about… but if I didn’t keep moving I would be…heheh are you ready?
ONE STIFF Martini..
Hahahahaha..
That is almost as good as DESSERT??
Heheh – oh goodness I told you ladies not to leave me to my own devices in here!
LOVE shot ladies…
Mama – I will email you my thoughs on WII and all good things!
oh my god…
help me – I am giggling at my own silly jokes!
Must be bliss!
Hey MGirl..I’m back! my hubby and my son are playing PS2 and listening to Metallica so i am hiding here for a few more minutes…i need more drinks before i can face THAT room!
:lol: hee hee “Stiff Martini” (see, i’m laughing at your joke with you!…that’s what friends are for)
I AM one stiff Mama Gracie…oye! i inherited my grandmother’s arthritis and since the last babe it’s bad in my hips…UGH!
Must be L.O.V.E. MG!!!
Sabine, I would never DREAM of denying myself the things that I love!!! I allow myself all of the things I love just in smaller portions. And I’m never miserable!!! Trust me, I am a diet role model and it’s not always about losing sizes. The healthy eating and the exercising make me feel so good and I don’t rush the process either. I let it happen naturally.
But anywyas… Minty Mike, please???
Minty Mike…
hmmmmm
I have not had one of those..
Mama – I hear ya… so YOGA is good for you.
but a Creamy Mike is better…
better make it a double for you mama..
*clink*
cheers ladies..
hey when is happy hour around here?
I am gonna book it in my busy drinking calendar!
Ready for another Golden Boy. I’ve been really thirsty lately.
I didn’t know that I was surrounded by health conscious women.
I’ve also started working out and trying to eat healthy myself. Don’t get me wrong, I hate working out but I love the way it makes me feel afterwords.
Matrini girl, you gotta tell me your secret. I’m dying to know.
L.O.V.E. shot anyone?
The more the merrier!
How you doing MsJ…
I am in for one or five of those
*looking around*
blog drunk seems to be in fine form tonight..
chug..
ohhhhh maybe I could do a boat race…. lemme see if I have any gravol in the house first!
*yawning*
night addicts…
super long day 2 morrow…
I gots to come back and get my girls thoughts on me changing jobs…
save that for Thursday…
much LOVE ladies…
Martini, I’m fine, just sitting back and enjoying a few drinks.
The bar is pretty quiet right now.
*watching tumbleweeds rolling by*
Time for another LOVE shot
oh last LOVE shot with MsJ
night!
night night Martini
Sweet dreams :angel:
morning, afternoon and good evening addicts
have a fabulous day!
good morning everyone…i MUST be productive today so if anyone sees me in here kick my butt OUT!
*packing my cooler with cans of Thriller*……fare thee well addicts!
Sabine…that dancing banana kinda gives me the creeps. :wassat:
Really Gracie? I love him!
:happy:
Good morning to all!
dropping in for a quick lunch time drink…
OYE… I am tired already today..
Think I will have myself a Thriller.
Oh I gotta agree boss, the naked banana is creepy… but the dance is kinda fun!
Naked Banana?
:getlost:
Banana’s are supposed to have clothes on?
Yeesh, I need a drink . . . :biggrin:
Ooooooo, just read the new TTWC chapter again…
It’s even better the second time!
*wiping the sweat of her forehead*
God, it’s hot! Is it me or…?
I need a cold drink before I hit the kitchen. It’s almost dinner time here, and hubby and daughter are begging for food. In no time they’ll be sitting at the table wanting to be fed like young birds in the nest.
Sometimes I just want to leave a huge sign in the kitchen – you know, one saying something like “The fridge is that way – help yourself.” Especially when there’s fresh Cobra Crack available…
Ah yes – the drink…a Sangre will do the trick.
And then it’s pots and pans!
LOL@ Enola…
2nd time… girl you know you read it more than that!
haha – I think of everything naked… must be your influence boss
L.O.V.E. shot before I go!
Hehehe…
Okay, I admit. I have read parts of it at least ten times.
This time however, I was a good girl and did the proper thing – I read all of it again. I did not skip a single line although it was tempting to get to that special part as soon as possible. Maybe there’s hope for me after all?! (Nahhhhhhh…)
Cheers MartiniGirl!
hey girls…i had a very productive morning so i’m rewarding myself with ONE drink!
so, the banana…i think it’s the ummm… “shape” of the banana and it’s ummm… “moves” that make us feel that it SHOULD be clothed!! but MGirl is right, the mindset in here is probably distorting my view! anywhere else it would be, “ohh..a cute dancing banana”
Enola, I applaud you for reading the whole thing…i think there are parts i haven’t read at all because i was rushing through so fast to get to the goodies! :blush:
L.O.V.E. shot! Cheers my fair ladies! :kissing:
Cheers to you too, Gracie.
I’m glad I’m not the only one, who’s going straight for the good stuff! :angel:
21.999….22.000 visitors! YAY!
Congratulations!
Okay, I was just looking for an excuse to have a bit of a party, and 22.000 visitors seems to be a pretty good excuse to have a little drink.
Ohhh, what’s it going to be?
A Mikegasm! .
all Ima saying is CTRL-F is my friend…
cheers to my girls… and congratulations to my dancing banana boss!
creamy Mike for me… coz REALLY can you have one too many of those?
22,000 visiters :w00t: I need to make a drink for Saniia — hmmmm, what shall it be?
HA! Gracie! THAT’S why you got confused! Rushing through it, eh?
Congrats!!!! Yohoooo!!
Rushing through, huh, Gracie???
I don’t know, Sabine. Should we ban her from the bar until she’s read the whole thing??? Hmmm…. :wink:
Oh, oh, oh!!! Just a friendly reminder. Can I have the link to those gifs, please??? The baby reading the book and the one of Michael rolling his hips. Especially that one. I must have that one in my life. It’s perfect.
Thank you, love you!!!
Hey Annie! *sigh* He’s so handsome!
So handsome… yes! Hi Sabine – Hi ladies.
Ban Gracie from the Bar? But Gracie girl, haven’t you read it?
How can you resist!!!
Hi!!!!! Frodes, paitence, patience, all good things come to those who wait — or didn’t I say that? I left the gif of the baby reading the book (thanks Annie :heart: ) in the comment, go see — I got to get the other one, ’cause it’s in the story *grumbling to myself* damn insatiable addicts
:ermm: if it aint one thing it’s another.
:cwy: oh no! please please don’t ban me! :cwy: .
*sniff* ..I’m sorry, it’s just that i’m sooooo impatient and i NEVER have a whole block of enough time to just thoroughly read the whole thing so i just kinda…skimmed like the chit-chat and the food foreplay (that just makes me hungry anyway!)….I read MOST of it …i SWEAR!
…i promise to be a good addict and not ask questions and to read more thoroughly as soon as i get time…and i’ll do your laundry and clean your windows…. and i promise i won’t complain when it’s been a week since we had new crack…. :angel:
*in my tiny whiny voice*..pleeeeeeeeeeez.
Frodes: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v479/lowerclassbrats/badgif.gif
:cwy: i’m sorry
Should I forgive Gracie?
Hmmm
Okay!
Sorry, Sabine!!!
You know, I saw that you left me the link in the other post for the baby one last night, but for whatever the reason the link did not show up on my end and I even reloaded the page like a billion times but today it’s on there.
WEIRD!!!
So that’s why I asked again. So sorry to be a pain in the bum!!!
But I will say this…. there are a lot of happy MJ fans in the forum I post on because of that gif!!! LOL!!!
So on behalf of them and myself I bow down before thee.
How was LOST??? Was it bloody epic??? I bet it was!!!
P.S. OMG!!! “One Day In Your Life”.
That song ALWAYS brings tears to my eyes. I love you, Michael!!!
Yeah . I finally got my computer back after two weeks!! I got to read the important chapters. I haven’t had a day off in a while . The barroom looks sooo different.I will try to peruse all the thing i have missed. :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Frodes, girl, that song makes my heart hurt — he sings is so beautifully!!!!
Mel, girl, are you going to be hear for a minute? I have a surprise!!!! You too Frodes, and well everyone !!!!!
I’m so excited!
Hey, Girl so glad to hear from you. I haven’t even seen the new digs yet. I wish I could have voted on Tame the wild Cobra. I would have voted to keep the suspense going longer. Though I understand the story is ready when it is ready. i love hoe it was written though and please don,t keep me in suspense to long. My heart can’t take all this new stimuli.
OMG I LOVE SURPRISES!!!
As if you don’t give us enough already, Sabine. You’re the best, babe!!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!
Holy shit.
I will TOTALLY have an Unleashed, please!!!
I don’ t know what I did but i have to sign out to get updates???? :ermm: :ermm: :ermm:
wth
chastity to start for me…
I am bad enough on my own
Ahhh, Martinigirl,. ummmm, uhhhhh, okay
what the hell . . .
bottoms up! I haven’t made the drink yet so use your imagination — it’s a shot!
Mel, clear your cache.
OHH!! You have no idea how much I want Mike to unleash on me.I could use some unbridled passion MJ style. I love this site, miss this man and my heart aches with the void this enigmatic man left with his passing. Have a good night ladies. Enjoy Sabahs newest concotions
ohhhhhhhhh
use my imagination??
Umm boss that gets me in trouble!
but buttoms up!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hahahah MEL