15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Hey Gracie (((((((((((((((((((((((((Gracie)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Awe honey was it that bad?
well, I know exactly what you mean! You were playing a role, not being yourself. THat’s happens to me when I’m around my family too. It’s like as we walk through the door everyone is handed a mask and a costume, and i just feel stifled and claustrophobic and I can’t WAIT to get out of there.
Awww, your hubby is a sweet heart!!! So glad you have him to come home to! HOME! There’s nothing like it, huh?
I think what you just described is EXACTLY how Michael felt too much in his life:
I’m glad you’re home too, but not only that — but that you created a home that you could go to and be yourself effortlessly.
Match made in heaven!
:lol: :biggrin:
Joe & Tatiana!
Hey Gracie! Good to have you back!
I’ve left another Creamy Mike for you – with extra cream. Enjoy! :wub:
Sabine, really – that picture…. LOL!
I’m glad I already had lunch, otherwise it might have spoiled my appetite. :sick:
You know, I’m not fond of any of them, so to have both of them in one picture is kind of overwhelming…
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hey mama G – lovely to see you – and welcome home – we missed you.
speaking of missed – where is our beautiful Annie? Have not see her in a while.
Okay it is noon somewhere – I think I will have a L.O.V.E. shot or two!
Who’s in?
Hey Ms Thing! I meant to say hi to you earlier but you’re always running in and out, and I was on the run, too. What’s cracking?
Enola!!! It’s just the type of picture to put up on Halloween!!!!! :lol:
Hello boss… how you doing? I am super fabulous watching the Tour De France this AM and having a drink in da bar and checking out our resident bad boy. :w00t:
I meant to mention – I love reading your mini movie reviews – makes me want to start going to the movies! I never even hear of Inception – until AFTER you said something here.
I am curious – how is everyone’s summer going… I know Enola is on vacation after doing the bumblebee dance… what is everyone else up to?
Oh, shoot, I didn’t realize the Tour de France had begun. Oh, I’m an avid movie goer — love it! My summer this week has been GREAT because my kids are away. It’s so blessedly quiet! :smile:
Oh and in a couple of days I hit the big 39 — it’s so funny, I I don’t feel 39 at all. :lol:
ohhhhhhhh that’s right Ms. Leo! I hope to be here for it – will there be a party in the bar? I mean you know I don’t drink much *cough* but I would have one or two… for your birthday!
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Where are the kids? That would be quiet… maybe you and mama G could do like that show where you switch for a week… give mama a quiet day! teehee.. I would do that with the doggies except that are crazier than children – but at least you can crate them!
hmmmmm…”crate them”…..now that’s an interesting idea… :whistle:
*sipping my Creamy Mike* thanks Enola! Miss you girl….hope you are having an awesome vaca!! :happy:
Sabine, I thought about Michael too when i was feeling that way, how tiring it must have been for him to have to BE someone all the time other than himself. I just hope that he had a real HOME somewhere too.
haven’t paid much attention to the Tour de France since my boy Floyd let me down….he’s from here and all the area kids were so involved that year it was awesome and then….the fall. I don’t know what the world consensus is on him but people here are surprisingly still supportive of him and his family.
*sigh* okay, i’m stalling here, got yard work to do.
later my pretties. :tongue:
Like a Mom swap, :lol:
I always wanted to do that — I think that show is hilarious! The producers really play around with people’s heads, picking people that will definitely push each other’s buttons!
Will there be a party? I don’t know, I’m spontaneous like that. The kids have been shipped off to their Dad’s not officially. They went over and just never came back :lol:
Okay what’s the dish on Floyd Gracie, I’m drawing a blank for some reason.
That’s Floyd Landis Sabine…he’s from right here in Lancaster County, from a Plain family and he won the Tour in 2006, then was stripped of the title because he tested positive for doping, he fought it for years and just recently admitted that he DID take stuff and he threw a bunch of other guys under the bus too.
I’ve seen that wife-swap show once or twice….they always seemed to have these EXTREME opposite parents…like the super-strict vs. the ultra-permissive, not just ordinary moms. I used to like to watch Jo-JO on the Supernanny too…man those parents were such a mess, that show made me feel so gooooood! :lol:
Ach, well, I must have missed the scandal, we have them so much!
I think it’s good that people are supporting him, I mean at least he finally came forward and admitted the truth.
Don’t you agree or it is a snitches get stitches kind of thing? :lol:
Girl you are something!!!!
I liked supernanny but it made me so scared, watching those parents. I was like :w00t:
Imagine how those children were going to turn out! Made me think to myself again, we need to have people apply for licenses to be parents!
yeah Sabine, this quote from one of my favorite movies always comes to mind….
“You need a license to own a dog, you need a license to drive a car, hell, you need a license to catch a fish…but they’ll let any butt-reaming a**hole be a father. ….”–Keanu Reeves’ character in the film Parenthood.
….at least those parents realized they needed help…so many just keep making the same mistakes day after day.
UGH! i spent too many hours last week listening to my grandmother wondering where she went wrong with her kids to be talking about this!! mix me up a drink! :wink:
as for Floyd…i am a forgiving person and I’m not that interested in the sport in general so yes, i think it’s good that he’s getting support….what is the point in holding onto bad feelings toward someone you don’t even know when they have done all they can to atone for their mistake? not sure how i feel about the snitching part though…i guess he feels he did the right thing for his sport by exposing others’ wrongdoing but i can’t stand when my kids say “well he hit me too!” to try and spread out the blame you know? a gray area for me i guess. :unsure:
Ohoooooo, I love that quote — I was in love with Keanu too, once upon a time!
When my kids do that, the he did it toooooooo, I always say: I’m not talking about them! I’m talking about YOU and no one likes big mouth — you do that in school and you’re gonna get your a$$ kicked! :lol:
So I hear you Gracie! But you know sports is politics and maybe Floyd got something for snitching — who knows. I know those athletes are getting the drugs from somewhere! Why not crack down on the suppliers!!!!!?!?!?!?!
LOL @ your grandmother! When I spend time w/ my mother I’m always reminded how “special” she is!
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S.O.S. help!!!! computer has virus ive been trying to comment so long, I WILL COMMENT ON EVERYTHING!!! message cant be too long it might not work, phone is off, suffering DEAD. LOVE IT CANT WAIT TILL ITS FIxed, sorry, please forgive. bye..
Hey MjQuan, girl I was wondering what happened to you! Well, honey take your time. The story will still be right here waiting! :wub:
OMG, Sabine.
Saw Inception.
Freakin’ brilliant.
I’ve seen it three times now! I want to believe the end is different!!!!! :sad:
Wasn’t it amazing! Christopher Nolan BETTER win an Oscar for this movie!
Dude, not to mention the crazy conversations you can have after watching this film. My best friend and I were talking about it for like 2 hours afterwards.
And what do you mean you want to believe the end is different??? in what way???
I don’t want to give it away, for anyone reading who hasn’t seen it, but the top continues spinning!!!!!
It’s spinning Frodes! That damn Nolan, I needed to see it drop!
Yeah, but it made the noises that it was gonna stop very soon, whereas in the previous scenes it was one smooth sound. You know what I’m sayin’???
Either way, the ending brought tears to my eyes. Freaking awesome. I loved the english guy who was kinda like the “Han Solo” character of the group. And of course Leo. Sigh. You can never go wrong with Leo. Man, he can do rage like nobody’s business. LOVE IT!!! I also love Cillian Murphy. He’s great, too.
Who’s Cilian Murphy — I’m too lazy to google.
I loved Aimes — is that who you mean, the guy Leo as Cobbs met in Mubai?
He was so great.
But I absolutely loved Arthur — you know the guy from 100 Days of Summer. I’m so in love w/ him!
I’m a sucker for a greater actor and Leo, wow he’s the best.
I remember when I saw What’s Eating Gilberts Grape for the first time — my all time favorite or one of my favorite movies. Anyway, I was like how did they get that retarded boy to memorize those lines — I’m so impressed with him!
Then to find out it was Leo! WTF!
I was officially and forever a fan. And you’re right, he conveys emotion like nobodies business.
you know who else I think does — it’s in his eyes, Hayden Christianson — he played Anakin in the new segments of Star Wars — I mean the emotion rolling off that boy almost knocked me off my feet!!!!!
LOL! @ it made noise that it would stop soon. See, you’re seeing the glass half full! I needed to see it topple damn it!!!!! :lol:
OMG, check out this fly MJ phone!!!!
Frm the site:
I’m sure Michael Jackson would actually like the over-the-top design of this Chinese cell, it’s cashing in on the dead he might have a problem with.
This limited edit Michael Jackson Phone is apparently a replica of a Vertu, plated with gold and studded with plastic diamonds (gold and fake diamonds, a deadly combo). Technical specifications and prices aren’t yet available, but if you don’t live in China, you’ll probably never hold one of this babies in your hand. We do know it comes together with a Michael Jackson live performance DVD and has an impressive number of Michael Jackson ringtones.
http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/the-michael-jackson-phone.html
That phone is off the hook :lol:
Isn’t it though? I want one!
OMG, Karen is like a barnacle :lol:
:w00t: HELLLLLLoooo!!!!! Where are all these addicts! :angry:
:lol: awww Sabine, are you lonely? Have a drink!
I know i have been a TERRIBLE addict lately! I just snuck away for a few minutes while Sesame Street is on to give you my next installment…..
…BTW, have you been spiking my Creamy Mikes with Holoma’s Soup lately?? :ermm:
OOooooo, does that mean someone is having a baby!!!! :w00t:
Either that or trying hard to!!!!
*sneaks a peak at the old lady by the cauldron who winks at her*
She says no one ever orders it so she might as well spike a few drinks . :pouty:
I’m sorry Gracie — I’ll have a talk with her!
I saw you fabulous comment Gracie but guess what I’m writing! And if I start writing comments I loose my train of thought. I came out of my writing room and it was so eeriely quiet in here I thought I was going to lose my mind.
And our blog drunk, well, she’s practically quite on me! :angry:
:tongue:
oh, oh, by the way, I looooooove sesme street!
oooooo WRITING!!! YAY!!
definitely NOT trying but good old “Aunt Flo” seems to have gotten lost on her way to my house this month…just trying to figure out what’s going on. This morning i was talking to my sweeeet overworked, underpaid husband on the phone and he asked what’s going on and he said “wow, i just smiled for the first time today thinking that maybe you’re pg”….. :wub: Awwwww! But more likely it’s just menopause!!! :lol:
yeah, looks like the blog drunk done went sober on us!! :sad: let me know if you track her down!
Okay honey, i’m gonna have a Thriller (just in case :wink: ) and go try to finish up my comment, such as it is! and yes, in case your wondering, my whole life IS as disorganized as my comment! :lol:
OMG, i almost forgot…Sesame Street is the best!! Have you seen it lately? ‘There’s a new monster , he’s only been on since last season i think named Murray, and he is HILARIOUS!! my entire family LOVES him! Seriously, we watch just for Murray! :lol:
Sabine, it’s not true that no one ever orders Holoma’s soup…
Well, technically it may be so, but a while ago I actually took a swim in her cauldron. I was having one of those “last chance” days… But it didn’t get me nowhere… However, my cat Enola is having kittens any day now. I’m just thinking something must have gone wrong. :biggrin:
Maybe I should ask Gracie what she has been drinking lately? :wub:
Anyway, now that I’m here I think I’m going to have a Sangre and a Chocolate Covered Mike.
Have a nice day, my fellow addicts and favorite crack dealer!
*hiccup*
whatcha talking bout willis? 0_o
haven’t quit boss and definitely have not quit drinking and sobered up!
If anything I need to drink MORE! However, be it good or bad, life here in TO has been a little sobering lately so I am trying to keep up with that!! And my work is so crazy busy – it really is interfering with my daily crack habit! tsk – trust me now happy bout that – but whatcha gonna do Mgirl needs to have vodka in her freezer – so I must work for the means….
No kittens yet Enola? Soon I would think!
I have had the Holoma’s soup too E.. and offered it up to the boss who passed on it!
Sorry for missing in action… I promise on my way to California (26 more sleeps to go!) I will be checking and updating you addicts on my travels.
Okay I must go – but I will be back for a drink tonight for sure.
Have a great day addicts!
:happy: aaaaaahh the sun is shining, the birds are singing and MGirl is drunk…. everything is right with the world! you sound like a little kid…”26 more sleeps”! :lol: Only six more sleeps til my girls weekend!
:wub: Congratulations to little furry E on her impending arrivals! I absolutely adore kittens. I grew up on a farm and we always had tons of cats and i used to just carry those little ones around clinging to my t-shirt like velcro! Last week we were visiting my brother and sister-in-law and they had 4-week-old kittens, my daughter was infatuated with them to the point we had to put them in the basement because i was afraid she’d squoosh them! it was sooo cute! (except for the squooshing part)
have a lovely day everyone! and drink up!…it’s FRIDAY!!!
Stop F**king with me, make me wanna scream
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I love the new set list
Heyyyyyyyy everyone I’m sooooooooooooooooooo tired :alien:
But I am taking a break from writing to go to sleep!!!
But before I do I have to say hi to my addicts.
HIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!
Mgirl, I thought you have gone over to da darkside! :lol:
Glad to know that you are still loyal to the alcohol and da crack! Thata girl!!!! :cheerful: :tongue:
Enola, I don’t know why but just the thought of your cat and you sharing a name is so sweeet to me! You’ll have to post pics when the kittens are born.
Now, were you trying to have a baby, Enola!!!!!!!!!
I swear, I don’t know what that feels like! I became pregnant both times to my horror and dismay!!!! It’s true. :getlost: Those commercials where they are like it’s positive — big smile! Nope, never experienced that!!!!!!!!!!!
I blame my mother who spent my whole teenage years telling me that I was going to get pregnant when I was a freakin’ virgin! She made me paranoid! :w00t:
Whelp, Holoma has sent me a letter telling me that the soup can also be used as a after bath splash!!!!!! Try that :silly:
Awww, Sabine, you really need to take it easy, get some sleep, chill out for a while!
Was I trying to have a baby? Hmmm… I guess so. The first (and only) time I got pregnant I had pretty much the same experience as you did. HORROR!!!! But now all I hear is TICK TOCK, TICK TOCK, and I sometimes get a little desperate to have another baby. Hubby’s not happy about it to say the least, so the odds are not too good. Still it’s kind of easy to make him make mistakes. It only takes a little physical persuasion… But as I said, the odds do not look good – I’m getting older too – last time it took more than a year and considering the fact that I was only 27 back then, well, it is definitely not getting any easier now, you know.
I guess Sabah’s odds are better. :whistle:
Confession: My cat and I don’t really share a name apart from here on the Internet.
My real name is Elizabeth. *sigh* Try to have that name as a MJ fan… It’s not easy. Oh no!
Anyway, many years ago I had a chinese friend, who called me Lee and that name kind of stuck with me. Lee means plum in Chinese. It also sounds exactly like the “li” in Elizabeth. Sometimes he would also call me Si Bai – it means white silk and it refers to my hair. Poetic, isn’t it?
However, since I tend to purr everytime I set my eyes on Michael, I thought Enola would be a good name for me. :tongue:
Goog grief SAbine, were you writing all night!!! you look TERRIBLE!!!!!
hi Enola! nice to see you!
I don’t know why it never clicked for me before but there is a little town near me called Enola! Is that a kind of German name maybe? This area was settled by mostly Germans so that’s just a guess.
2 more things we have in common…my first pregnancy was a SHOCK to say the least as well and damn that biological clock IS loud!! I’m picturing Lisa in My Cousin Vinnie standing on the front porch stomping her foot !!
that’s me too! I know i have enough kids already but it’s hard for me to accept that after 13 years of babies that phase of my life is over. :sad: well probably, still not sure what’s going on here right now but i haven’t been the most reliable person since hitting my later 30’s if you know what i mean. :wink:
Is it pathetic that a little part of me HOPES we had an ‘oops”?
uh-oh…speaking of oops, my kid just broke his glasses so i gotta go.
*mixing up 2 Mabha’s for me and E*
Have a drink honey! I’ll catch you later!
You know life is so funny, right, I swear I’ve spent my whole adult life terrified of getting pregnant. I didn’t really how crazy I was until I was worrying even when I wasn’t having sex!!!!!!
I’ve always had the feeling that I could get pregnant at the drop of a hat. Well, my grandmother had 14 kids and my mother had six.
I am happy with my two — really they told me the other day they’d be delighted if I had a baby, but the children would be like 14/16 years apart!
don’t you girls worry about the age difference?
My niece is 2, and her siblings are 14 and 17, and let me tell you, THEY take care of her – – it’s like theyr’e the parents. But I guess ’cause their home is dysfunctional.
Any who, Elizabeth, Enola, I love that name — my choices for my daughter were Catherine, Elizabeth, Jacqueline and Rebecca — I love those names because they sound like royalty.
Why is your clock ticking Enola — in India, some women are giving birth when they are 70 years old :w00t:
Ooooo, wanna hear a funny short story?
Well, my daughter was five or six months when I “realized” I was pregnant w/ my son.
Here is how it happened. I was working and I felt something kick!
Since I was breast feeding I wasn’t getting my period so I didn’t have that to help me out.
Anyway, I asked for a break and went in to the bathroom and waited like I was on death row for another one. Nothing.
So I made an appointment with the doctor and they decided to do a sonogram — my blood and urine tests came out negative.
So I’m laying on the table after drinking a gallon of water and the woman says, Nope, nope, nothing.
I’m like THANK YOU JESUS!!!!
Then she says, Let’s do an internal exam. She puts the condom on the little apparatus thingy, and then she’s probing she says, Nope, nope — ooooooh, wait a minute — here we go!
Okay, let’s measure the heart, blah, blah.
This woman turns to me and says, you’re about 19 weeks.
I was like :w00t: THAT’S FIVE MONTHS!!!!!
:cwy: :sad: :cwy: :pinch:
Of course I love my little baby, but damn did he sneak up on me.
Now that pregnancy, I gained exactly 12 pounds. He was 10 pounds, 13 ounces and 23 inches long. The “little” sucker! :tongue:
Collette, I put the music player on shuffle — but some of my songs are MIA :cwy:
They’re some old ones, but I love ’em. I’m hoping the server will link them back soon!
hello my lovelies… I know I am MIA myself but I am here
*whispering* I promise boss I am always here behind the bar or sleeping in the sweet smile room
I am just lying low – which I know seems hard to believe from the blog drunk – but a the resident alcoholic needs to sleep sometime doesn’t she? I mean I know the boss is a vampire and never sleeps – but in the last few years I find I need sleep… when I never slept as a child – my mother said I use to set my alarm in the middle of the night to get up – she said she I was like a child possessed when I was in my early teens to my twenty’s – she said – you were so afraid you were going to miss something and I use to say I will sleep when I am dead… but that is another story
oh babies, babies… I love babies – other people’s babies that is! WOW that is a nice little baby bundle you had there boss…. you really were ALL baby
Gimme a LCC… let’s get the party started!
Tis a good thing I don’t mind drinking alone….
bottoms up ladies…
catch you all soon!
Sabine, of course I have thought about the age difference. In fact it is probably the most important reason why I do not pursue a pregnancy more actively than I do. Deep down I think I have accepted that it is not going to happen – and for all the right reasons too – it’s just that sometimes I really wish I had an “oops.”
I would never ask my daughter to become an “extra parent”. If she would ever want to help, it would have to be voluntarily, I would never ask her. For me it would be like: Hubby and I did this, we clean up the mess. :biggrin:
But as I said, I do not think it will happen. I should have done something about it years ago… and perhaps refrained from kicking hubby out of bed because he snores like an angry grizzly bear CONSTANTLY. It was okay when he worked the night shift as a security guard 4 nights a week but after they gave him a desk job and he had to work in the daytime just like me, it meant that he effectively prevented me from sleeping more than 3 hours at the max every night. After two years of sleep deprivation I had to do something, so I told him to go see a specialist or GET OUT OF MY BED! Of course I was hoping he would chose the specialist since he sometimes stops breathing too, but no, hubby hates doctors, so he chose to sleep in the guest room. Well, well… But I do love it when I hear him trotting though our house early in the morning aiming for the bedroom… I’m like, oh it’s time for some action! LOL!
Gracie, I do not know if Enola is German. I have never thought of it as German, but what do I know…
I chose the name because it is actually “Alone” spelled backwards. My poor cat was the only girl in a litter of four and apparently everybody thought she was ugly, so our friends could not find anyone who would buy her. In the end they called me because they know I have a soft spot for animals and told me I could have her for free. But animals are not to be given away in my opinion so I told them I wanted to pay for her.
And so I did. She will never win an award for her looks, but I don’t care. She’s a good cat.
This is what she looked like as a kitten:
sometimes our lives seem like a mirror Ms. E.
: )
And Enola is adorable… she looks beautiful to me – but I love all animals.
OYE I wish I could sleep.
Oh, hi there my friend!
Did not expect to see you this early.
Can’t sleep you say? Yeah, I know, it’s horrible.
Here’s a shot of L.O.V.E. for you. Maybe it will help – or at least get you through the day! :heart:
hello my lovely
oh yummy
Ima gonna try crawling back into bed for at least an hour..
*cheers*
hi girls!! WHEW!! It’s like 100+ degrees here! :w00t: I’m soooo tired of this HOT summer. but i got my yard work done early and took the kids swimming so now we are staying in the rest of the day with A/C. movies, video games, and strawberry daquiris (some of them with rum!) :wink:
Sabine I can’t believe you didn’t know you were pregnant!!!!! I always see those women on the Discovery Channel and I’m like “what is wrong with you!?!?!?!?!” :lol: at least you figured it out at 19 weeks, those women don’t know until they deliver!!
and this is how i feel about women who don’t gain weight when they are pregnant: :angry:
OMG, i was like a whale with all four, gained 50 lbs. with my daughter!!! i retain A LOT of water :lol:
Enola, i looooove little Enola, she’s sooo cute!! I had one with her coloring when i was little, her name was Muffin. and what a sweet name for her. our current kitty is “Pepper” how original is that? it’s the name she had at the shelter and the kids liked it so it stayed. E, I don’t know how you can stand not sleeping with your hubby. Over the years my husband and i have worked various night jobs to make ends meet and whoever was the one at home could never sleep either, i used to stay up most of the night and do housework and my hubby is a big baby who can’t sleep with out me squooshed up next to him.0 I guess if the choices were sleep alone or with a grizzly bear though I would have to adjust!! :lol:
hmmmm..age gaps….here’s my experience with that. My oldest and youngest are 11 years apart. of all the sibling dynamics going on here, the ones who get along the WORST are the first two who are almost 4 years apart. My bigger kids do help out with the little ones (make them breakfast or snacks, help them get dressed or put on shoes, read to them,etc. but i don’t MAKE them…it’s just how our family works. and I get really upset if i hear them “disciplining” the little ones, scolding them or whatever. I tell them I am the parent and unless the child is in danger they shall tell me and i will handle it. Even though they all have to sacrifice things like privacy and space,and $ i have never heard any of them complain about having the little ones. they ADORE them. When i found out i was expecting #4 my then-6-year-old was like “oh i know, i was praying for a baby sister” and they ask me now that our youngest is two if we can have another baby! For me, with the 3rd and 4th, it felt like the baby belonged to the whole family, it just felt very different than the first two did. I feel like having little ones helps keep the bigger ones grounded, reminds them what’s important in life. When my daughter was born the boys would come home from school and just want to hold her, just to feel the peace and love of holding a baby.
Now, I have a friend with just one child, same age as my oldest. my son LOVES to go to their house because this kid has the entire basement with TV, games, minifrig, etc. all to himself and there’s no other kids getting in the way, BUT he likes to come to our house too because it’s always fun and exciting, never a dull moment. When there are little kids around, it’s easier for those bigger kids to just be kids, not worry about being “cool”. So what does that say? Just that every family is different and there pros and cons to big and small age gaps or small and large families. Everyone needs to do what feels right for their family.
Have a lovely day ladies !
I love the somgs you have, but hopefully your others will show up soon, don’t be sad :smile:
Enola what a beautiful strange looking kitty! LIke someone had a paint (not pain :pouty: — sorry) pallet and dropped it on him!!! :wub:
I could not ever in a million years sleep w/ someone who snores! OMG! You have all my sympathy!
Alone spelled backwards — that’s so clever and so deeeeep!!!!
My kids dad used to get the elbow and even now if we happen to be in the same room,you can here me go Hey, you’re snoring — and he wakes up and adjusts his position. It’s like torture to me! I don’t know how you do it Enola. But you know he used something like this tape they put on your nose and it keeps the person from snoring.
Gracie, girl, that was depression that kept me from knowing I was pregnant and also made me gain so little weight. Plus, when I get pregnant I have gestational diabetes, so they put me on a diet and I don’t get to eat much of anything. With my daughter I was happier so it was 26 pounds, but I’ve never been skinny so I didn’t want to gain any weight! ZERO!
No one knew I was pregnant both times at work until I was like eight months :w00t:
Gracie, family dynamics are fun. I find only children can be super selfish! I had six siblings so I know about wanting your own space, the older ones wanting to boss you and all that jazz, but Christmas and holidays are so much fun cause there’s so many of us.
And the only children always long for that. I’ve got 13 nieces and nephews — 14 and most of them were born at the same time, so it’s great when we all get together (if you can get passed the family dysfunction) :lol:
But you know what, even that dysfunction can be so hilarious now!
I’m going hiking tomorrow!!!!!! And my Mom is back in the states! This should be a fun month!!! :lol: :silly:
Mgirl, you and I are the reverse — I used to have insomnia so bad as a teen, it was horrible.
Now I don’t need to sleep at all it feels like sometimes, which I don’t think is healthy because I find I want to crash after several days, but of course the kids, the bills, life in general doesn’t let me. So I take cat nats hear and there.
One day I woke up with bags and almost had a heart attack, but thank god some ice and a half an hour made them disappear!!!!
PM returns?
Yes, yes, yes, yes! :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:
*dances around while waving her arms in the air*
Will be soooo good to see him again. I’ve missed him so much. :happy:
Oh, I’d better celebrate with a Prince Royale.