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15 Mar 2010

Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room

Bar Room, GIFs Pictures, Michael Jackson 5,390 Comments

 

Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want?  You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!

[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]

Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll  see about putting it on the menu!!!!

Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.

Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room.   :silly:   :cheerful:   Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!

After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!

N O W   S E R V I N G :

Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’

MENU LIST:

N E W  ON  THE  M E N U!:

 

DDD, also served by the bottle

 

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA:  Some of you addicts have been pretending.  And it’s really not necessary.  When you come into the bar, have a seat.  Your drink has already been prepared.  We’ll even serve you the bottle.  After all, it’s got your name on it.   :yes: :alien:      

Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots.  We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!


Bad Boy Shot

THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at  CCC already know that’s not all you want.  Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.

:pouty:     :sick:   Warning  (Drink Responsibly)

MJ

MJ, Too

 MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE!  We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow.  :whistle:

 

A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.

A Wet Sabah:  Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.

In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:

CHASTITY and UNLEASHED

Ms. CHASTITY

MS. CHASTITY:  Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.

Unleashed

UNLEASHED:   Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED.  We were there.  We captured it.  We bottled it.  Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.

Liquid CobraCrack™

Liquid CobraCrack ™

LIQUID COBRACRACK There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days!   Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod.  Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie.  Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now.  But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!

Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™.  Stock up now while supplies last.  Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand.  Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!

The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.

MINTY MIKE:  Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!!   A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!

Creamy Sabah

CREAMY SABAH:   Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah.  We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!

 

Pure

Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink  refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst  . . .  but alas not your desire.  Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.

:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying.   We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more.  People who met him basked in its warmth.  It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile.  He simply exuded it from his pores.   He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.

If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs.  It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long:  L.O.V.E.  Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson.  ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.

Chocolate Covered Mike

CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!

 

Sangre
 

SANGRE:  Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy  drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:

The Force - it has a lot of power!

THE FORCE:  This drink is served with a resuscitation kit.  I don’t’ think I need to say more!

The Prince Royale

THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and  you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal.  You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice.  He  enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.

Thug Passion

THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash.  The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink.  A favorite of our financially challenged customers.  What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.

THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )

THE MABHA:   A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!

THE GENTLEMAN

THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.

Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.

THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, homebrewed right here at CCC.

Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!

MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.

Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!

MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.

Holoma's Soup

HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!

Creamy Mike

Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme

CREAMY MIKE:   (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours.  You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger.  So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly.  BE WARNED:  This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush.  A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.

The Foreplay

THE FOREPLAY:  (Inspired by Martinigirl)  Trust me.  Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there.  No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink.  The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally.  Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights.  I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers.  It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above.  A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.

Golden Boy

THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand:  The Martini  . . .  shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )

The Thriller

THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too.  One sip, and your  hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink.  You can take it all day and never get tired.  Enjoy!

 

5,390 Responses to “Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room”

  1. Sabine says:

    Hiya Gracie, yes I’m almost all better thank God, with no insurance I have not time or money to be sick :sad: But more good news, yes, I am writing!

    Oh, I’m so sorry your son’s team lost — but I know you told him it’s not whether you win or lose it’s how you play the game.

  2. MartiniGirl says:

    Glad to hear you are feeling better Sabine..

    Why yes Mama G – As a matter of fact I did take my stand up act on the road… but my laugh track broke – so it was not much fun – but I am sure you will laugh @ me right?

    Let’ s have a tall cool Thriller… it is smoking hot here today!

    And sorry bout the game too!

  3. Frodes says:

    Hi ladies!!!

    Sabine, I hope you are feeling better. I just got over a cold myself. I am FINALLY feeling normal again. Back to my Bikram Yoga tomorrow morning!!!

    Hey I wanted to share something with you guys…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13smacu_Y_4

    LOL!!! I hope you like it!!!

    :wink:

  4. Sabine says:

    Awww, Frodes you were sick too — I’m better now, I gave myself until friday and got better by Wednesday. So thank God for that but, bu, but, . . . . . OMG, Frodes, I want that Tshirt! That’s so freakin hot! I would like totally wear it every day!!!!!! That T-shirt is more than Kick-ass it’s Bad-Ass!!!!! Curtis rocks!

  5. Frodes says:

    Curtis wanted me to tell you that he knows he rocks. LOL!!!

  6. Sabine says:

    But does he rock all night long? :whistle:

  7. Gracie says:

    good morning girls!! *downing a tall MJ*
    YAY! I just read the magic words…”I am writing”!!!! :biggrin:
    and my day just got a wee bit better!

    AND i got to see Frodes’ kick-ass MJ shirt!!… not too bad for 8:25 AM.

    thanks for the love for my little loser girls… he was really okay with it, they were underdogs going in so they didn’t have really high hopes and he had a good game…and naturally he’s the cutest little centerfielder.

    gotta share..the eye black is just too precious :wub:

    http://tinypic.com/r/4vi7on/3

    okay..look out Friday, here I come!!!!!!

  8. MartiniGirl says:

    hello beautiful ladies…
    xo to the weekend – hope you all are well.

    Mama what a cute picture… naturally – he got your eyes!

    I only loaded a couple of pictures from my long weekend on my FB page… so here is da link – so you can see my crazy crazy boys!

    http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=224969&id=659758899&l=5509904a28

    see you all soon!

    writing… YEAH!

    :blush:

  9. Gracie says:

    UGH! Friday is winning!!! I need a drink…

    Sabine, ummm no pressure or anything (fine fiction is like fine wine) but i’m going to visit my family next week, and i NEEEEEEEED some CCrack to get me through! PLEEEEEEEEASE!!!

    no pressure. :blush:

    awww MartiniGirl, looks like the boys had a great time…they are tooo cute! :wub:
    i just wanna rub behind their soft little ears.

    back into battle i go….maybe i can stop by later if anyone’s here to drink with me.

  10. Sabine says:

    I would need a case load of crack to get through a visit with my family so I hear you honey!!!

  11. Gracie says:

    :lol: hehehe i’m still here, revisiting my Prince for just a few more minutes.

    OMG Sabine…5 DAYS!!! 2 sets of parents!!! numerous sibs, step-sibs, aunts! uncles! cousins, family DRAMA i just don’t want to even hear about, NO COMPUTERS ANYWHERE!!!!! i have been dreading it all summer and now i just want it to be over.

    *sigh* i know you understand… :wub:

  12. MartiniGirl says:

    mama… I will have a drink with you when you are back..

    When my mama comes to visit in September – I am gonna mainline LCC!

  13. Gracie says:

    hey MGirl…ahhhh, i’m having an icy cold Sangre to end this loooong hot day.
    ….big daddy’s got a late game tonight so i’m stealing a little “me” time, i have been badly ignoring my addiction again!

    oh God, she’s coming to visit?!?!? :w00t:
    Oh, i don’t think i could handle that either. no one has ever stayed here more than a few hours….(except for that one Christmas we had a huge snowstorm a few years ago and my in-laws were stuck here. Oye, thank goodness we had plenty of wine!!) maybe that would be easier though, at least you will have one foot in the real world you know? going there is just like totally stepping back in (not fun) time for a week. we will stay with my grandmother (neutral territory) the only bad thing is when we get home i have to detox the kids from all the junk she feeds them!! :lol:

  14. MartiniGirl says:

    ohhhhhhhh Sangre sounds good and refreshing! count me in..

    OH mama G is stealing home while papa G is playing ball! Excellent idea!

    How is your summer going so far with all the kiddies home? How many time outs to you wish you could have given? All work and kiddies and no CM / PM makes for a very frustrated mama G!

    cheers honey! *clink*

    How you feeling Sabine?

  15. Gracie says:

    aaaaaahhh…a nice rainy day here, we really needed it! but the warring over the TV and computer has already begun (summer reading lists anyone???) :wink:

    MGirl, we have settled into an acceptable level of chaos v/ peace here…or else i’m getting better at ignoring them! but i do miss my CCC time…no doubt about it!

    Sabine, i’m going to see The Last Airbender tonight! I know it got horrible reviews, i don’t care. I trust your opinion over some anonymous reviewer and i know my son will love it…i mean, he loves the old Ninja Turtle movies and it really can’t get any worse than that so it’s not like he has high demands! i was wondering though if you saw it in 3-D or 2-D? I have only seen one 3-D movie (Coraline) and it was cool but i kinda had a headache after so i’m just wondering if it’s worth the extra $2 for this one.

    Enjoy your day everyone! :kissing:

  16. Sabine says:

    I saw it in 3D Gracie! I like 3d effects but I guess it’s not for everyone. I would do the 3d just because kids love it, and your son might get a kick out of it. I liked the movie. i know other’s didn’t but hey, what do they know!!!!!

    I think it had a very strong message of inner strength and purpose. Plus all the fighting and effects were a blast!

    Have fun! And I am working on that crack for you, I promise! :kissing: (right back at you).

  17. Sabine says:

    Hey guys, I got this in my inbox and Mgirl also sent me the link — it’s from the “dot” people — the fan book they made.

    I have mixed feelings guys! I need to know who the proceeds of this book is going to?

    Because if it’s not all going to charity that’s not in the spirit of Michael, to me!!!!

    I think books like this should either be given away, or if money needs to be collected for production costs and distribution, which is natural and makes sense, then the bulk of it should be given to charity.

    I don’t want to support anyone “using” Michael’s death and memory to make money for themselves.

    So here’s the link:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dlMmbAGxFU

    It says afterwards that none of the pics in the video are in the book, so that’s kind of like false advertising, isn’t it?

    :pouty:

    Thanks Mgirl!

  18. Sabine says:

    OMG, my daugher just emailed me this picture.

    I’m going to Times Square to stand there and drool:

  19. Frodes says:

    Holy fuck what is THAT for?!?!?! Are they promoting something??? Or is it just that Michael is so cool that they can’t help but put him up there???

    Can I go there and drool with you, too???

    OMG my sister lives there she needs to go there and take a photo for me. ACK!!!

  20. Gracie says:

    OMG! Sabine That’s FREAKIN AMAZING!!! :heart: :wub:
    i wish i was with you to see it! (and drool)

    so i just stopped in to tell you i went to the movie and we both really liked it…so all those damn movie critics can just eat my shorts! i felt like they totally missed the point! maybe it’s just because i’m a mom and so pretty much all the movies i get to see are kid-friendly but i realized one of the reasons i really enjoyed it aside from the beautiful message of the story was that there were no talking animals, sarcasm, product placement, potty humor, butt jokes or other attempts to “entertain” kids…i felt it was very respectful of what they are capable of understanding and appreciating.

    anyway, waaaay late for me but i just wanted to say “thanks” for recommending i go.

    sweet dreams
    :sleeping:

  21. Sabine says:

    I’m going to watch all the cartoons now because I’ve never seen them — I saw a couple and they are much better than the movie, still I loved it so I’m glad you liked it too, and got the great message!

    You’re so right about the prodcut placement and potty humor! Oh, and the talking animals — hate it!

    Now don’t anyone rush to Times Square — that picture is just a great photoshop!

    It’s not there!!!!! :lol:

  22. MartiniGirl says:

    well this is very disturbing…
    I can’t see a picture..

    and now we have a special shipment…

    OYE

  23. Sabine says:

    Yes indeed, special shipment on the way, but no picture!

    :w00t:

    Where!!!!?!?!?!

  24. Frodes says:

    I’m pretty sure that this is the longest we’ve gone without crack. That can’t be good. I’m sure there’s some serious withdrawals goin’ on all up in this mug.

    God, I can’t wait for that new shipment.

    P.S. And damn you for getting me all excited for Times Square!!! I totally thought it was real.

    *sulks in corner waiting for crack as an apology*

    :wink:

  25. Sabine says:

    Ah the sweet sound of grumbling addicts — it’s music to mine pusher ears :whistle:

  26. ladake says:

    Frodes: I’m pretty sure that this is the longest we’ve gone without crack.That can’t be good.I’m sure there’s some serious withdrawals goin’ on all up in this mug.

    Um, hello, that’s me over here. I’ve been checking back into this site almost every damn day.

    sigh….I’m just gonna go and drink my chai latte, since caffeine seems to help calm the jitters and whatnot.

  27. Frodes says:

    WOO-HOO!!! Over 30,000 visitors!!! Go, Sabine!!!

    L.O.V.E. shot to celebrate??? A round of them on me!!!

  28. Sabine says:

    YAY!!! Free L.o.v.e. shots all day!!!!!

  29. EnolaLee says:

    Do I feel sorry for myself or what?
    This morning on my way to work, a bumblebee flew under my dress. Before I got the little sucker out again he managed to sting me 3-4 times way up high on my thigh. Now I have a red and painful swelling the size of Michael’s hand on my thigh… God, what a way to start a monday.

    I need a L.O.V.E shot.

    I guess I must have looked quite hilarious on my bike – you know, pulling my dress up and squealing like a pig while I tried to get the beast out again… hehehe… a sight for sore eyes.

  30. Sabine says:

    Poor Enola, you must have had something that caught that bees attention!!! :tongue:

  31. EnolaLee says:

    Well, I don’t know if a tight skirt is especially attractive if you’re a bee, but do I know this: Mr. Bumblebee’s attention was unwanted! :devil:

    I had to go see a doctor in the end. It just kept on swelling and when it turned a scary purple I decided it was time to do something about it. But at least I did contribute to the fun at work today, although it was not vountarily… :happy:

    Today’s lesson: No tight skirt on my bike again.

  32. EnolaLee says:

    Hey what a minute… WHAT’S THAT?!
    New shipment!!! OH BOY!

    *running out of the bar*

  33. Frodes says:

    Hey ladies!!!

    I’ve started a new blog that will be more of a regular day to day kind of blog so I hope that you all read and subscribe!!!

    http://frodes99.blogspot.com/

    Of course, it will have random blunderings about Michael. :wub:

  34. Sabine says:

    Just what the world needs, another blog!

    :lol: :biggrin:

    I’m only joshing you! Thanks honey! I will bookmark it!

    Here’s a L.O.V.E. shot on me!

    Oooo, look at your big cheesy smile! Love it!

    Wow, that’s your brother? He’s a doll baby *swoon*

    Umm . . .

    :ermm:

    How old is he?

    :blush:

    :biggrin: Just kidding!!!!!!! :lol: :silly:

    Oohhhh, look at Michael! I can never get tired of looking at that man! You know, now when I hear his songs in the street, I get a secret smile on my face, cause I’m thinking about Cowboy Mike!!!! :wub:

  35. Frodes says:

    Oh, God. You know my sister posted a photo of herself and my brother together on facebook and all of her friends were like “OMG if I was just a bit younger” and I was like “OMG that’s my baby brother you’re talking about!!!” LOL!!! He’s 17 by the way.

    Yeah, I could never tire of looking at him either. He’s just so kind on the eyes. I was telling my friend how I have to get all of Michael energy out of me since I’m on such a kick right now and having a blog where I can do that seems like the best thing. I mean, that’s what you do here. But my blog won’t be all about Michael. A lot of it will, but not all. LOL!!!

  36. Sabine says:

    17 mmmmmhmmm, that’s the perfect age for a cougar!

    :lol:

    He looks like a sweetheart!

    I like the way you phrase, that “get all my Michael energy out”.

    I think like in Star Wars, when Obi Wan meets Darth Vadar, right before he kills him and says:

    Darth Vader: Your powers are weak, old man.
    Obi-Wan: You can’t win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

    That’s what happened to Michael.

    When he passed on his energy became more powerful than we can ever imagine. Freed from his body and the pain of this world, he became PURE FORCE!

    Let me tell you, I am dead serious. :pouty:

  37. Sabine says:

    OMG!!! Just saw Inception! LOVED IT! Thinking person’s movie — all about the subconscious mind, my favorite topic!

    DiCaprio is a genius and so is Chris Nolan!

  38. MartiniGirl says:

    mmmmorning bar
    jeez it has been a while since I’ve come in here for my wake me up drink!
    what shall I have?
    I think I will have a creamy Mike and take me into the weekend

  39. CherryLeigh says:

    Sabine: OMG!!!Just saw Inception! LOVED IT! Thinking person’s movie — all about the subconscious mind, my favorite topic!DiCaprio is a genius and so is Chris Nolan!

    Aaaaah, I can’t wait to see that movie!!!!!!! It’s not out here yet! :getlost: I love Christopher Nolan, his name is a guarantee that a movie will be good. Did you see Memento with Guy Pearce by him? That is one mind fucking movie! And Leo DiCaprio is one hell of an actor…. :heart:

  40. Sabine says:

    OMG, Momento is one of my favorites. I’ve added Shutter Island to the list — have you seen it? There’s some similarities in the characters that Leo plays.

    10 + — I’m actually going to see it again tonight :smile:

  41. CherryLeigh says:

    Yes, I have! But it reminded me too much of Memento that’s why I was a bit disappointed…but the first half was great. Martin Scorses and Leo DiCpario…never change a winning team. :biggrin:

    Wow, you’re going to see it again tonight? I love that! :lol: When Batman Begins came out I once watched it two times in one day. Movies are my passion. :happy:

  42. EnolaLee says:

    YAY! No more work for three weeks… FINALLY!
    This calls for a really wicked Golden Boy!

    Cheers everybody!

  43. Sabine says:

    Bottoms up!

    No, not you Enola — we don’t want any Bumblebee’s in here!

    :tongue:

    :silly:

    Cherry, I saw This Is It in the theatres 10 times – I made a promise to myself that I would!

    I loved seeing Michael on the BIG SCREEN! :wub:

  44. Frodes says:

    OMG I am SO STOKED for “Inception”!!! My best friend and I are having a girl date this coming Monday. We’re gonna see it on the IMAX screen and go to Yoga class.

    Which would you do??? Yoga first or movie first??? She would do the yoga first to clear or minds or do the yoga after the movie to let everything simmer that we just saw??? Hmmmmm….. decisions, decisions.

    I’ll have a MInty Mike, please.

  45. Sabine says:

    Well, I saw it again, Frodes! Do the Yoga first, ‘kay! You’ll love it on IMAX.

    I can’t wait to hear your thoughts. I loved it just as much the second time. Actually people clapped at the end of both times I saw it!

  46. Sabine says:

    I got this in my inbox from Urban Dictionary.

    Me and Debbie fighting over the check! :lol:

    July 17: Tab o’ War

    The fight over the check at the dinner table over who will pay.

    “You’re getting ridiculous, Debbie, I’m wanting to pay tonight.”

    “Just give her the damn check, Sabine, you two look like your having a Tab o’ War in the middle of the restaurant!

    I always get psyched when I see my name, which is hardly ever!

  47. Gracie says:

    I’m home! I’m home!! I survived the week with my fam but i need a drink and some CRACK!!!!! :w00t:

    ((((hugges)))) and :kissing: kisses to all the lovely addicts.

    aaaaaaaahhhhhhh….my favorite Creamy Mike and i’m feeling like my old self again…..the memories are fading back into my subconscious where they belong….*sigh*

    Sabine I owe you a comment! it’s been simmering all week long but i don’t think i’ll have time until Monday…don’t worry i won’t cheat and read the other comments first, I promise. :angel:

    hehe…i just read your latest entry up there and you know what?, my daughter was very close to being named Sabine! It was in the “Final Four” :wink:
    OMG, it’s hilarious that you’re having dinner with DEBBIE of all people!! :lol:

  48. Sabine says:

    Gracie, fading back into your subconscious, :lol:

    You don’t know how touched I am that you get back and one of the first things you do is get back on here to tell us!

    YAY!!!!

    So yes, I’m waiting, waiting, waiting for you to tell me what you thought, like you wait for the crack!!!!!

    Ah, look at fate bringing us together. You almost named your daughter Sabine!!!!!!

    :w00t:

    And look, here I am!!!!! :happy:

    p.s. of course in the example they used, Debbie is really not trying to pay for the food! :lol:

  49. Sabine says:

    Hey DeeDee — how r you girl????

    :heart:

    Oh, lord foot in mouth disease is right!!!!!!

    Michael, Michael, Michael!!!!

    I can’t wait to see how Sabah reacts :wink:

    :devil:

  50. Gracie says:

    :lol: Awwww Sab, i missed you! yeah, when I finally “met” her I just knew she wasn’t “Sabine” and now I’m like “well of course not!” because YOU are!!

    so when we FINALLY got home today I was a little miffed cuz my bachelor-for -the-week hubby left me dirty dishes and unfolded laundry and spilled a huge pile of cat food so he wouldn’t have to remember to feed her every day but then i visited the bar and went to check my e-mail and he left me these long gushy happy/sad e-mails every night that i was away…(remember i was in the Land of NoTechnology) and admitted that he “sucks” without me so of course I totally forgive him and i can’ t wait to see him tonight :wub:

    God it just feels so good to be able to be ME again!!!! I can’t even explain it but i’m sure you understand. it’s like i was in suspended animation all week and this other person took over who had to make conversation and smile all the time and stay as far away as possible from the family drama and the real issues everyone wanted to drag me into (but not me no way!) and wear a bra ALL DAY LONG and ….*sigh* i just can’t explain. It was exhausting. i don’t think that i ever felt like i belonged there even when i was a kid, i always felt like a square peg. i’m just glad to be HOME.

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