15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
I think it’s about time that I pop in again… Have not been here for ages. No wait, it’s only been 4 days. Hm, it still feels like a lifetime. Oh well…
Since Da Bar seems more or less deserted these days (due to emotional hang-overs from last Friday?), I have brought a friend to keep me company. He’s so much fun to be around and I…
STOP POSING, MICHAEL!
Sit down and have a drink with me instead. I’m having a Sangre. It’s the best a girl can get on a hot day like this.
just stopping by to see what going on, i would get something to drink but im getting my teeth whitened… see :biggrin:
Enola… I’ll sit down and have a drink with you. Anything in the bar that will clear my sinuses??? I’ve been sick the last few days. UGH!!! I can’t handle congestion!!!
Now… why don’t you tell your friend Mike to come sit down next to me???
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Wow, I went to see Eclipse last night, the line was literally around the corner. It was so funny/strange to me to see the woman, giggling like little girls as they ran to the theatre.
My official review. Seems like someone read the book and said, Okay, *tossing book over shoulder* here’s what I’ve come up with — they used maybe 10% of it, so diehard Twilighters will be disappointed. We did get eye candy in the form of Taylor Lautner, but the acting was just as stale.
Still of course, people left the theater, young and old, laughing, sighing, loving it — and I was left with that feeling again of how different I must be! I just didn’t get it. . . but it was still fun :wub:
Yoo-Hoo!! anyone here?…I am hanging out for a bit here drinking Mabhas…I’m sick of feeling crummy…I already tried drowning my sorrows in cleaning the house and that didn’t work!
sabine, i haven’t read or seen any of that Twilight stuff (Lestat and Louie and Armand will always be MY vampires thank you very much) but i am so jealous that you went to a movie! I would sit there and watch nothing but that little movie with the snacks on the roller coaster just for some peace and quiet!!!! but what you said about feeling different struck me, i always feel that way on the rare occasions i try to watch something on TV (other than Nickelodeon :wink: )…..I just don’t get it! i don’t understand what people find entertaining about it.
Gracie!!!
Nice to see you, gurl!
Mabhas, huh?
Well, I’m the quintessential Golden Boy girl…
((((Enola)))) :biggrin: …hi honey!!! thank goodness you showed up, i was feeling lonely… :sad:
I like the Mabhas cuz they have bubbles!! bring you Golden Boy on over here and have a seat…tell me what’s new in the state of Denmark..
ummm…did you bring MIchael today? I noticed he was here and lookin fine yesterday but i missed him… :blush:
*sitting down next to Gracie*
Well, thanks for asking, but I am afraid there is not much going on in Denmark these days. My hubby and daughter are both enjoying their summer holiday, while I have to wait for 2 1/2 week before it’s my turn to lean back and relax. It’s a bit frustrating to leave the house early in the morning when everyone else is sleeping…especially since nothing is going on at work either. I’m just sitting in my office, waisting my time.
Hehe, yes I feel sorry for myself… I guess you can tell!
Michael… Well, I think Frodes kidnapped him earlier today.
So how does life look from your perspective? Did you make it past June 25 without too many emotional bruises?
well sweetie, let me tell ya…as the person who is up and at ’em early the other 9 months of the year, I am LOVING staying in bed while hubby gets up and goes to work! ok, it’s really only a few minutes before someone is up and needs me but damn, it’s nice while it lasts. :lol:
Life from here looks pretty crazy…It’s nice having a less demanding summer schedule and having all the kids home but i only am able to have some “me-time” today because my oldest is at a friend’s house, (actually i have to pick him up in 15 minutes ) the little one’s napping, and the other two get along. most of the time it’s non-stop bickering and whining and my addiction has been seriously neglected.
I made it through the 25th okay, i was busy so i didn’t have time to mope but somehow this week has been worse because even though that DAY is past, nothing is changed, you know? it still hurts :sad: …
but…life goes on…
thanks for drinking with me darling E… :heart: :heart:
You are welcome, Gracie. :heart:
hello everyone. i need a pure. so bad…. i really would like to feel clean and get rid of my sins that haunt me daily…
I’ve conducted a test in my house — it’s amazing to me, even with two teens, if something falls on the floor, if I bring up a bag of laundry or the groceries or leave a box of cereal out (well they leave it out so I mean if I don’t put it back FOR them) you know how long it will stay where it is?
FOR – FREAKING EVER!!! Then what kills me is when I tell them to put it away I get grumbling. I have tried to tell these kids that I am not their maid. I don’t get it :angry:
Now that that’s off my chest I think my over all gloomies are lifting and I’ve been getting glimpses of an up and coming chapter. Good thing too. I don’t know what will happen to CCC if I ever got writers block!!!!!!
hello sabine :wassat: . its all part of being a parent (thats what they say). um writers block? they can do that???!!!!
Who the kids? Give me writers block? nahhhh. I’ve never had writers block in my life — I’ve had periods thought when I didn’t have the desire to write anything because I was too depressed, though.
*plopping down on a stool at the back*
something wet, smooth and criminal please…. LLC looks lovely
hello my lovely, lovely ladies, I trust and hope you are super fabulous and beautiful as always..
I wanted to drop a line before my weekend starts.
Man, I miss you gals! So sorry I have been missing in action for a bit – I am not a very good blog drunk these days – as I have been dealing with my own Michael hangover
As I mentioned to a couple of you on here in private – I was okay on the 25th – online lots and chatting with my MJFam and reading – But when the 26th rolled around, it really hit me – it was like that Christmas hangover you get – after spending weeks getting ready and prepared for that ONE special day – that day turns out be only 24 hours and it goes by fast – so fast you almost miss it. Then the next day is so anticlimactic you feel like you could cry – and that is how it was for me.
The 26th felt more final to me, like oh, he really is gone. And I felt like I did a year ago.. and I don’t want to – NO! More accurately, I can’t keep feeling like that! It scares me to be that over the top emotional – as I am not usually like that.
Anyway, I am feeling much better now. I just find that when linger or spend too much of my free time on line reading all the sad posts and stories – I don’t have time or I don’t give myself space to grieve and get over it. It is like I keep reliving the moment he left us – rather than celebrating him and the memories he left us with. Which is what I really want to get to doing to most of the time.
I have to tell you Sabine your post – To Make My Father Proud had me in tears… but in a good way honey – I swear in a very good way.
Anyway I am off for a extra long weekend to my friends cottage and I am all packed for relaxing on the deck chair with Moonwalk – and watching my dufus retardo puppies swim in the Lake! (I will take lots of pictures so you can see a couple)
Wishing all my Canadian / American Friends… Happy Canada / Independence Day… and for all my other friends from other places around the world… a Happy Day!
xx
love you addicts
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Can’t wait to see those pics, Mgirl! Have fun!!!!!
I just saw The Last Airbender — I reallllly liked it! The special effects was nice and the storyline, right up my alley, all about becoming who you “are”, mastering your gifts, growth, rebirth — I love stories like that.
My son was too disappointed, apparently the director changed the story and it sounds like he made minor changes so I don’t even know why he did it, like they called the boy Ung, when his name is Ang — I don’t get it.
Maybe it’s ego — I could write it better.
Anyway now I want to get the DVDs and watch the cartoon. Gracie, if you were closer, I’d take you to the movies with me, my treat and we’d let little Ms. Princess (my daughter) watch your kids, free of charge, ooooooooof coooooooooooooooooourse!!! :wub:
Morning beautiful girls!! Gotta get my fix in early today…mmmm…that sweet sweet MJ… :happy:
Awww Sabine, you are so sweet… :wub:
we’ll be there in about 6 hours!!! tell your daughter to get some rest! :lol:
too bad we can’t really go but it’s the thought that counts..
…it’s funny you saw that movie, my 9-year-old asked to go see it and i have no clue what it’s like or what it’s about (never watched the cartoon) but i do love M Night Shyamalan (i apologize to him if I spelled that wrong)….anyway we hardly ever take the kids to the movies but i was thinking maybe i could sneak out with just him one night for a . He and I could both use a little getaway. do you think it’s ok for him?
MGirl, nice to hear from you honey…enjoy your weekend!!! Unfortunately the best it will get here is eating hot dogs and iwatching from the house while the neighborhood delinquents set off fireworks. yay.
well, busy day waiting for me…have a good one everybody! :heart:
Good Morrow to all!!!!!
I’m feeling so enlightened today, like I’m floating above the ground :lol:
Gracie, you should be here any minute now!!!!
:wink:
Funny how you say you like MNight Gracie — I said to any and all that would hear me that this was his last chance with me. The Village, The Happening — boy, I have no words!
So he did good this time! Definitely I saw sneak and take him — it will be great fun and I swear, he will never forget it — it will be special to him :heart:
hey Sabine…i swear i’m on my way out to the park but i noticed you were here and well, first of all, i’m soooo glad that you are feeling like your old self again…your presence was missed here.
and i just want to comment on my love for M.N.S….i honestly didn’t really like The Happening either but i did like the Village and i like Lady in the Lake which a lot of people didn’t really like either but my thing with him is that even if i don’t love the movie, at least i know it will be something different and unique that will make me think and feel and not the same old action/exploding movie or romantic comedy (my least favorite genre) you know? i think that he is a truly unique and thoughtful artist in his medium and i respect that even if i sometimes don’t love it. and now you got me all excited to go!! maybe this weekend when daddy is home.keepin my fingers crossed :wink:
oh what the hell, i might as well have a L.O.V.E. show since i’m here
:wub: ..thanks honey!
Sabine i have a question.
If and when Sabah goes on Tour with Michael, i was wondering if you are going to include that Tatianna story. well this isnt really a question. I’m more like “You Have to”.
I do have my reasons of course.
You included all the other stories i.e. The Melissa story.
So we have to be relevant and include the Tatianna story, these are just the rules.
But it would be sooo strange, buttttt if u do include the Tatianna then that means that Sabah isnt going, cause this was in the beginning of the tour obviously, so i don’t know, you’re the writer we’ll see.
Sabine…
I’m glad to hear that The Last Airbender was good. I saw Toy Story 3 recently. Did you get a chance to see that yet??? So adorable!!! And lives up to the name, it’s still good!!!
As far as M. Night Shyamalan goes, I agree. He definitely does things differently. I loved The Village. Even though I was going in expecting a scary movie and it was more of a drama. I was a bit disappointed in that sense but the film was still good. Bryce Dallas Howard was amazing. Did not like Lady in the Water. I agree, it was DEFINITELY different. But for me, it was the pacing. I was looking at my watch the whole time. Not sucked in at all. Falling asleep. I woud like to give it another chance but I just can’t be bothered for awhile longer. LOL!!! Didn’t get to see The Happening. Was that good???
*Is so patiently waiting for a new chapter*
:wink: :wink: :wink:
Hey Frodes, the problem I have w/ MS is the build up and then the let down. When he sent that poor blind girl in the woods all by herself or had them plants attacking people in the happening i was like o-o
but i do think he’s super creative and since hollywerid is pretty prejudice in terms of giving people of oclor movie roles and directors roles im happy to see him doing his thing.
ameerra girl what you doing in da bar — *points to sign with age limit*
j/k
girl i told you tatianna was dreaming :lol:
She was SOOOO dreaming!!!
P.S. Forgot to post… I updated my travel blog again.
http://squarabara.travellerspoint.com/44/
Please read… ENJOY!!!
(You have to watch the video of the sheep. Freaking hliarious. And Michael is playing in the background. Always a bonus)
:wink:
Ha ha Frodes, she was. Ooooo, okay let me check out your blog now :smile: before something elsecomes up!
Hi Frodes, so who is Curtis, your boooooooooyfriend? :kissing:
I fell asleep reading your site last night. The pics and videos are great and the sheep :lol: NO words!!!!!
:cheerful:
LOL!!! NO!!! He’s gay!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
He’s been my best friend of 11 years.
I’m glad you got a chance to read the blog. Can you believe I still have 2 more weeks to cover!!! All the entries before the ones where Curtis is there are from when I lived in New Zealand from 2008 to 2009.
I’ll finish it all eventually.
one year in new zealand *sigh*
I can only dream . . . . :smile:
Hey Frodes my favorite pic is of you and Curtis in front of that huge tree — I was like us that real — talk about majestic!!!!! Sooooooooo that lemon drink he likes, what does it taste like?
I like lemony drinks, as a matter of fact, I put lemon in everything!!!!
Oooooo, and I like the picture of the mushroom. Frodes, did you hear that were making The Hobbit?
hey girls…just finished cleaning up a half a box of Cheerios off my living room floor :angry: …..i really need a nice big Creamy Mike. …..*sigh* …well, at least she was using a spoon.
HI Sabine, you would fit right in at my house…we put lemon in everything too…my kids eat them like oranges. let’s see, there was something else i wanted to tell you…hmmm..oh yeah.IT HAS BEEN 49 FREAKING DAYS since we had a TTWC chapter! :w00t:
not that i’m keeping track or anything…
just in case you were wondering. :whistle:
Frodes honey i have been checking out your travel blog too. what fun!! I am thinking New Zealand for my second (oh wait, make that first) honeymoon/retirement trip! I loved the signs…i want to live in a country where it’s okay to say “shitty”…America is so “euphemised”…I know i just made that word up but you get my meaning. :wink:
*Sliding over a Big Gulp size Creamy Mike*
You know Gracie, I’ve been meaning to ask you, you wrote how you were a little peeved at Michael using sex to ‘control’ Sabah and well, now since he’s explained it all, you never did comment on that part of the chapter.
Speaking of honeymoons, as for Saniia and Michael, they are on their honeymoon, and since Elizabeth has them hidden inside of her castle i have no idea where. I’ll have to wait for them to come up for air :whistle:
oh yeah…honeymoon schmoneymoon.. :getlost:
hmmm….i guess i never did get back to that chapter…girl, i don’t have to tell you how crazy it was here that week…it took me days just to get to read it!! things have settled down now a bit but it’s still pretty much chaos as soon as i leave the room for a freaking minute and as soon as i get a quiet moment on the computer someone is hovering over my shoulder cuz he needs to “check his mail”…now, i ask you, what in the life of a 13-year old is soooooo important??? good grief… :pinch:
oh i thought of you earlier after the Cheerio incident….after careful investigation into how the 2-year-old procured the box of Cheerios which SHOULD have been in the high cupboard it turns out….wait for it….you’re gonna be shocked….. somebody else got them out and DIDN’T PUT THEM AWAY!!!! :lol:
anyhoo…. i am glad Michael and Sabah addressed that whole sex issue…I get it now. i knew there was something going on there with him and now i can see that he’s not really “using” sex the way it seemed. here’s something i thought of though when i was reading and i know you probably don’t “KNOW” but if it wasn’t Diana and we only know of the thing with Melissa, who else do you “THINK” he was doing it with before Sabah? ..hmmmm???? …aahh, such a mystery our Cowboy is!
God, they didn’t put the cereal away???? Hang and quarter ’em Gracie!!!!!
Seriously I’ve been going through a bit of a funk — with the “date” and some personal stuff, but I’ve cut all the negativity out of my life and am sending love, love love FROM AFAR to all the hurting, lost and tortured souls in the world. My heart truly goes out to them, but I admit I am powerless to help those who won’t help themselves, so now I can maybe maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyybe free my mind to receive another chapter.
If I wrote anything in this state, people would say, what in the world is she going on and on about :lol:
Who did Michael have sex with before Sabah?
why, does he seemed experienced? :whistle:
this crazy red glove is throwing me off..
can I have a LCC?
morning girls!! got a fireworks hangover…need MJ + L.O.V.E. shot
MartiniGirl…welcome home!! :biggrin:
did you have a nice relaxing weekend?
hmmm….looks like we got a little “foreplay” from my favorite Crack dealer… :wink:
…..let’s go see what that’s all about….
hello beautiful mama… how would you be?
OYE the weekend was crazy – but good.
I think the pups are a little worse for wear – is all they did was run like the devil was chasing them! I gotta upload a couple pics to share soon
How was yours? Are you off for you weekend this week? Don’t cry too much mama… lil’ baby g will be just fine
I saw and devoured the foreplay – right quick too – now we wait for the main course!
hmmmm – what to drink??
how about a Foreplay??…seems appropriate.. :wink:
i know…it was a tasty little morsel but now it’s gonna feel like FOR-EV-UH until we get the goodies! that Sabine, she just likes to make us squirm! :angry:
my girls weekend isn’t until the end of the month…(at Sabine’s birthday!!!!…oooo, Sabine, that reminds me…i got an awesome new recipe for a lemon cheesecake this weekend…how does that sound for your birthday????!)
I’m SOOOOOO ready to go! the little poop monster was at it again today…took off her diaper at nap time and pooped all over the crib!! :angry:
my oldest has a big playoff game tomorrow night so wish him lots of luck! it’s supposed to be in the high 90’s here so the coach told them if they start to feel woozy to just fall down so the ump calls a time-out…now i’m picturing all these kids falling down on the field!! :lol:
Oh… I would love to share a foreplay with you mama.
ICK poop monster indeed… where all I have to do is stoop and scoop – can’t imagine if my boys starting making a mess of it… hahaha… *cough*
:blink: that would not be good – it would be like reliving the puppy crate incident… :sick:
oh I wish him luck indeed that he does not pass out from the heat… hot as heck here too.
cheers mama!
Ooooo Lemon Cheescake! I want some!
I’m so sick girls. I got a little cold running through me system. Trust me, from a person who never gets sick, this is the worst. First it was just the sniffles and a hacking cough, then a raging fever – yeah, in 90 degree weather, you can imagine how fun that is. Now I just feel so lethargic, no energy. i haven’t had anything but orange juice for days!
Okay, I need to lay down again.
sweet michael thoughts to you all!
p.s. *whispering* Gracie, Potty train that potty monster! :tongue:
lots of luck to him on his big game! I hope he scores the winning – what is it football of baseball — home run? I’m so awful with sports!!!
But playing in this weather, God, I wouldn’t envy them that. I hope they drink lots of liquids!
oh Sabine…
feel better honey – nothing worse than a cold in the summer…
Some Holma’s Soup for you?
I am very experience in taking care of sick puppies…. so I rub belly’s very well.
What the hell :cwy:
Mgril, Holoma’s soup, are you kidding?
I can get pregnant just by a man looking at me, that’s no lie!
My grandmother had 14 kids! But oooooo, :cwy: having a cold in the summer sucks!
sabine i didnt know you werent feeling well, im so sorry… i really i really hope that you recover from that, i get colds alot… getting pregnant just from a man looking at you…. lol! good luck with that!!!! ok what the hell is up with that picture above my head??? take it down now please!!!! MY EYES!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!! i need any kind of drink. *runs to the bar and starts rapidly fixing and mixings drinks* ah ha!!!!! i made a creamygoldenforcepuremintplaygasm!!!
:lol: MJ Quan, that sound like one helluva drink!!
awwww…poor Sabine, i normally keep my distance from sick people but here’s a (((((( hug )))) anyway. rest up and feel better soon honey. oh, and it’s baseball! i’ll let you know how it goes….
yeah, that “potty” thing…she is NOT having it right now…dont’ even want to get into it.
and WTF is up with that picture??? where did it come from???? :ermm:
I wouldn’t drink that if I was you, MJquan — sounds like you might blow up!
That pic, I found it surfing the net, as I always do. Looks like someone has fantasies of Mike and Pam :sick:
I am mentally willing myself to be better by Friday!
umm mama… what a potty mouth
hehehehehe
:ermm: ummmm..MGirl, what was that we used to say back in the day?…so funny i forgot to laugh?…
yeah, that was it.
actually I think it was…
so funny NOT…
:blink:
hey everybody…*looking around and under the bar* :ermm:
ummmmm…i mean nobody!
Sabine, are you feeling better? maybe feel a chapter coming on???? hmmmmm???..
I’m putting some Creamy MIkes in the freezer so we can have Creamy Mikesicles!! we are absolutely MELTING here!
MGirl, i suppose you are out touring Canada doing your stand-up act :wink: but if you happen to stop by on a break have a drink on me!
my poor baby lost in the playoffs last night… :sad: …it was a close one, ended 9-8 but it just wasn’t their night. oh well, at least we don’t have to go to anymore games in the 100 degree weather!