15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
LOL Enola, you know I was walking and I passed an ale house and two women were having a beer with their infants on their laps. I kinda took a double take, LOL! Imagine getting rip roaring drunk and then rolling out the baby carriage!
Hi Gracie!!! *handing Gracie the Sangre she ordered to go* Bye Grace LOL!!!!
LOL, Martinigirl don’t you know Michael is far too busy trying to keep us all satisfied. He’s got a lot of thirsty women lusting after him!
Thanks for the link Martinigirl! Off to see it now!
I’m sorry, but every time I try to reach for another concoction, Golden Boy knocks it right out of my hands. those hips trasnfix me as much as any other potation could ever do.
all right girls… IT IS ON!
Who wants to do some shots?
do we have have shots in this bar??
ohhhhhhh we need a shot on the menu – something that is quick easy smooth and gets you feeling right
Sabs – whatcha got?
LOL @ mel
I WILL TAKE A SHOT!!!
You decide, I trust you. ;)
Sabine… the link didn’t work for me!!! And I know that sexual chocolate comes from Coming to America but it is a film that I have yet to see. I know, I know. I totally need to see it. My friend tells me about it all the time and the way she describes it gives me tears in my eyes. Sounds SO FUNNY!!! I also know that “Soul Glow” is from that movie as well. LOL!!!
One day I shall watch it. But yes, I stole the name from that movie as it is SO PERFECT for MIke, is it not??? ;)
Hmmmm, shots! I have to think of that. Hopefully had something ready for Frodes when she get’s back. It has to be something gooooood. I already have something in mind!
Mel, no one can resist the Golden Boy, it’s impossible!
I have yet to try a Golden Boy!!! Is there one left for me???
And what about that shot??? What are we having??? It’s my day off and I’m ready to party!!!
;)
Hmmm, that Sangre sounds pretty good. Might have to try one. Been thristy for a minute…*sigh* Blood on Dance Floor is one of the hottest videos ! Its snowing here today and I need something to warm me up…
Its the weekend and Im all ready for a fun night at bar ! Line up the shots…
Hey Nic, well, the shots are not ready yet but help yourself to the Sangre, all you can hold. It is sure to set your blood on FIRE!!
*Gracie yawns* Another lonely Saturday night…*wrapping up in my pink fuzzy robe* i’ll be hanging out downing Creamy Mikes (served hot with two marshmallows) and hitting the crack for a while..
Sabine, I see you put a cot out for me tonight awww, you are so thoughtful, one of the many reasons why we love you :) i have been unbelievably busy with life the past few days, i am really missing you girls! (okay, i miss the crack too) hope all are well . XOXO
Enola Lee…i noticed your comment earlier where you were concerned about bringing your daughter to the bar, well I bring my daughter here all the time and she’s not even 2! I say bring her in but stick with the non-alcoholic drinks :) ..I don’t care if you’re 1 or 100, that MJ Magic hooks you!
Hey Gracie,
I sometimes suspect that my MJ addiction is the main reason for my daughter’s interest in Michael.
But we’ll see when she gets into her teens… maybe she will stick with him. I just hope she’s not going to fancy someone like Marilyn Manson… but one never knows with teenagers. LOL!
Anyway, in real life I would never ever bring her to a bar – but I guess this one is quite safe, right?
And so far I’ve managed to protect her from seeing the Golden Boy (although it was kinda my invention and she is really curious).
I would get sooo embarassed if she saw what mommy was thinking about sweet MJ.
I think it’s fantastic that their are married women and mothers here who have thoughts like they are still teenagers. Isn’t that fantastic??? A lot of the MJ fans that I have been talking to lately (I post on MJFC) are usually in their teens. Which is great cause it shows that the younger generation is still loving MJ and that’s awesome!!! But it’s nice to be talking to women who are out of the teenage face and have experienced life a bit. It’s a whole different level of conversation I can tell you that much!!!
Now, hit me up with a sexual milk chocolate covered Mike, please!!!
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That’s teenage phase, not face, by the way. LOL.
Frodes… “Women and mothers who have thoughts like they are still teenagers…”
It’s interesting that you say so. Lately I’ve been asking people I know, how old they FEEL they are, and most of them say they feel as if they are in their twenties – regardless of their actual age. Even my mom says she mentally feels like a 20-year-old, and she 67.
So i guess it’s a common thing to stay young at heart, so to speak. Somehow I never grew older than 17 myself… God help me… ;-)
Apart from our bodies obviously growing older (NOOOOO), I tend to think that the only thing that sets adults apart from teenagers is experience.
And yes, having expienced life a bit makes it possible to discuss Michael’s life – and other topics – on a different level. That’s the thing I really love about the CCC.
Hello ladies…first of Im certainly reliving my years as a teeneager. Putting up posters and the like, but in laundry room..lol. Have a photo of him by bedside, with a sample of his purfume…reading these stories and smelling that will send ya over the edge ! Im on up there in years…but he certainly has brought out the younger mind set with me. Its so wonderful that I have this site to escape to and yes it very much keeps you young at heart….
hey Ladies, ugh, today I MUST MUST do my taxes. I HATE IT but I’ve put it off too long. But to do it i’m going to need me something really strong, not The Force — that knocked me out! Maybe another sip of my Golden Boy.
Nic, you ever noticed how Michael seemed ageless — even when he was 30 he seemed like he was 18. Remember Michael said, How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were?
I think I’d be about 16!!!
Enola, my daughter loved Michael originally ’cause I loved him, and since she’s a teen she is fickle, but the passing interest she has in the Jonas Brothers or other artists fade. Michael’s love is enduring ’cause he is the real deal, and lol @ you being embarrassed if your daughter knew what you were thinking of Michael. *blushing* my daughter is seeing inside of my head LOL!
Gracie, I think of Michael was your MD, all of the self consciousness would fall by the wayside, because he would be so loving , so gracious, so kind you would not be thinking of impressing him w/ your sexy body. you would just feel so wonderful being near him and of course he would make you feel like a beauty queen, no matter what !
OMG, ladies. Hook it up with a Mikegasm and feast your eyes on this fan made video that is SO AWESOMELY WELL MADE!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsJro7mYtyM
It’s so well put together and the song is really catchy even if you’re not a Lady Gaga fan. I’m not a fan myself but it’s not like I don’t like her. I can get down to her tunes in the clubs. But seriously, grab your favorite drink and watch it it’s awesome!!!
God he is so sexy.
;)
Good morning Frodes! Thanks for the vid…that was just what i needed on this dreary Monday morning!! I never get tired of watching Michael work his magic and I love Lady Gaga’s music. I don’t get out to clubs in my “old age” but we get down here at home ( my little daughter loves to dance) and in the minivan on the way to school, baseball praftice, all that mom stuff! Funny story, I caught my 13-year-old son who doesn’t really “get” Michael working on his moves in the backyard yesterday, trying to stay on his toes and do that arm pointing thing, even pretending to push the fedora down over his eyes (wearing a Yankee hat!!) I didn’t tell him I saw, but I am proud!
@your comment yesterday on us ‘mature’ MJ fans, it is true that you don’t feel your age as you get older. I am 37 and sometimes look at my life and think “What the hell am i doing? who decided i was responsible enough to have all these kids?!?” and I have a 93-year-old grandmother who says she looks in the mirror and wonders who that old woman is…inside we are all the same! And as for those “thoughts” like we are still teenagers, don’t let anyone tell you that you lose your desire when you get old or married, if you do then you are with the wrong man! Just my experience…..:)
Good morning girls! Frodes I spent some time looking at your travel blog, wow, I am so impressed. I’m in awe of a person who can just pick up and go, like that. I swear I am so ultra responsible it’s hard for me to conceive of doing what you’re doing although I really, really want to. It’s not possible because of the kids, but I can definitely see myself doing this in a couple of years. I loved all the details and the pics. WOW! That’s all I can say!
Martinigril, what we’re drinking today. I still haven’t come up with a great shot description but I’m swarmped with the dreaded disease of multitaskism. :)
OH, who came up with the L.O.V.E. shots?!?!?! That is the most precious idea EVER!!! I will take one of those, please!!! I L.O.V.E. YOU MICHAEL!!!
Sabine…
Thanks for taking the time to look at my travel blog. To be honest, it was easy to just pick up and go cause I had nothing going for me at that moment when I made the decision. Obviously, if I had the kids like you I would not be over here right now, to say the least. I definitely recommend it to anyone who wants to experience something new and learn something about themselves. Very kick ass. =)
oh yippeee..
just they was a dirty MartiniGirl likes to start her morning…
One L.OV.E. shot please… I wanna feel the LOVE
Frodes… I missed where you blog is – I would love to read it! can you link it again…
Happy Tuesday girls!
H, who came up with the L.O.V.E. shots?!?!?! That is the most precious idea EVER!!!
Frodes, Michael working his magic again. We were in desperate need of it yesterday. The shipment just came in, out of the blue, right on time, just like the stories. I think they’ll be just as popular as the Creamy Mikes :)
Yes, when I get rid of the kids then I can travel the world — that’s the plan at least! Cheers! *holding up my tenth shot of L.O.V.E.*
*looking at the glass in wonder* The wonderful thing is you can’t OD on this stuff!!!!
Hey Martinigirl !!!! You’re up early! Or maybe it’s me that’s up early ;)
Well in that case I will take a shot of L.O.V.E.
You know Sabine girl, speaking of LO.V.E. that makes me feel all good, warm and lively all over is at least once a day I have to take a hit or shot of Michael’s 1983 interview he did at his home in Hayvenhurst. OH I just LOVE! That interview. Michael before all that bad stuff and raw, being himself.
Maybe you should have that somewhere on the menu. That gives me a real kick, his eyes are so beautiful in that interview and at one point the way he shoots his eyebrows, OH I COULD JUST DIE!.
Hey Sonia, that video just makes me wanna squeeeeeeze Michael tight!!!! I’ll put it on when I get back today! Enjoy the L.O.V.E. shots!
YAAY!!!
Now I won’t have to go anywhere for my hit of L.O.V.E. If I haven’t been a regular in the bar until now, I will be now GUARANTEED, I’ll be in here at least once a day for sure. I just love that interview. I feel like grabbing both of Michael’s cheeks pulling them back and forth, like I do with my daughter sometimes. He’s so cute and cuddly in it.
Sabine this site is becoming like the “MJ Supercenter”. Everything under one roof. Now maybe we should also have a “MJ Pharmacy”, to treat symptoms after getting a shot or hit.
Hi ladies!!!
Martinigirl… here is the link:
http://squarabara.travellerspoint.com/
You have to start from the last page and read the entries from the bottom up if you want to start from the beginning. A bit annoying but such is life. Enjoy!!!
Sonia… Michael is absolutely DEVINE in that interview. I could just die from sexy overload. What a DOLL!!!
Sabine… it seems like things just really come “out of the blue” for you. That’s AWESOME!!!
Another shot of L.O.V.E. is heading my way!!!
Wow we have a new drink…Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ll try a shot of L.O.V.E.
Where’s the bartender? Everyone is passed out on the floor. Should I be nervous to try one?
Where’s my favorite Martinigirl? I don’t want to take a shot by myself.
Right here msjanice…
sorry – had to get a big project out the door…
Now I am ready to sit back and have a drink
I am ready to do a few short if you are!
Yes, I think I’m ready just a little nervous.
Why is Sabine lying on the floor like that? Is the shot of L.O.V.E. having that effect on everyone?
Well, one shot shouldn’t hurt.
Okay I’m ready Martini…………………………
hey… here we gho.
Who is on the floor?
not me… on the count of 3 – kay?
1, 2, and… hmmmmm now that is WARM!
Sabs – that is early for you considering you don’t sleep!
Not early for me – I was already on my second martini of the morning… HA!
I am an early riser – up at 5AM everyday. DOH!
Ummm where is Annie?
Thanks for the link Frodes… so far read up to your flight out with Ron (was it Ron??)
Sonia… I love that interview as well… so freaking cute /sweet you wanna him with a spoon!
msjanice… I am ready for another… dont’ be nervous!
Okay, the 1st shot wasn’t so bad I must say.
I haven’t seen Annie here in awhile. Where is the not so shy Annie? I hope she wasn’t banned from the bar. :)
I’m feeling pretty loose from the shot.
Martinigirl- ready for seconds?
mmmm…joining you girls in a shot of that sweet L.O.V.E…..that is perfection! Goes great with “Human Nature” in the background…I find that song sooo soothing..
Line ’em up..I don’t care if I end up on the floor with Sabine (the lush!)
yUPo
I am good to goooooo
Come on Gracie… you too!
I’m with you MartiniGirl!
*sigh* peace, joy, contentment….I will be floating through the rest of the day…
what’s that? your brother punched you in the nose?…mmmm i don’t care..
the cat barfed on the carpet?….no big deal…
the baby poured sugar all over the kitchen again?….that’s so sweet!
what honey? your parents are coming over?…great, i love them!!
yes, life high on L.O.V.E. soooo much easier than the real thing!….this I could get used to!
Gracie-What a trooper. Are you sure that you can hang? Well, let’s go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Line em up bartender. Okay girls, lets raise our shot glasses to make a toast for the love of MJ.
Keeping all the L.O.V.E. and positivity in this room and leave all of the negative drama outside.
Can I have a shot of L.O.V.E as well?
I need it. I have just returned from a trip back to 1997.
AMEN msjanice…life is to short to live without L.O.V.E.!!
Enola were you in the hot tub time machine?!?
whatever it is, a couple shots will have you feeling fine…no worries baby!
Wow, this bar is… I´m lacking words… the decoration, the menue, the guests…. and my thirst….
Exactly what I need now after such a bad day! What´s the strongest you have? I´ll take three of them, please!
*waking up groggily from the floor and wiping the drool from my cheek*
“Hey, who turned on the lights???” *squinting*
“I need ‘nother — *burp* *slamming hand on bar as I struggle to stand up* ” I need ‘nother shot!!!! Martinigirl!!!!”
*falling onto Gracie and smiling* Hey, Gracie. I’m soooorrry. Ooooooo, whatya got there?
*reaching for her glass* Is that a shot of L.O.V.E. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ? You know the first rule of drinking L.O.V.E. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ shots, you have to share! Bottoms up!!!!
*downing Gracie’s glass and giving her a big, tight hug*
*Heading over to Msjanice to get her glass.* Did you ask about Annie? I saw her leave her two days ago with three Creamy Mikes and a case of The Force — I think she’s sleeping it off!
Okay everyone let’s sing together!!!!!
♪♫ If they say, why, WHY, WHY, OH WHY! ♪♫ *huge burp*
Hey Gracie,
Check out the MJ Tribute (Cold Play) – and you’ll know what I mean…
;-)
Drunk on LOVE, Sabine?
Enola, It’s the only way to get high!!!!!! *whispering* Did you know that Annie is a psychologist!!!! I saw her with ten Creamy Mikes!!!! Wow *shaking my head* I guess you never can tell who is a CobraCrack addict, huh?
Annie I’m only joking with you!!!! You know I love you so much, and I didn’t even use the dots to separate the word, so that’s the REAL LOVE!!!!!!
Gracie, I can’t wait to see that movie, although I don’t like when they make that Joke about Michael!
MsJanie, I don’t any negativity could even make it through the door of this bar!
Katie, L.O.V.E. shots for every *burp* EVERYONE !!!! *holding empty glass high in the air* I’ve had fifteen so far and I feel fine! *falls off of chair onto floor* LOL!!!!
“…she likes the way I stare….” hey, we sound pretty good together!
*hugging Sabine* girl, how did we all live without this stuff before?!? You are amazing….
Oh Enola, how could i have forgotten! MJ live…how i envy you that memory and wish we could time travel back there with you!
what’s that? a small voice somewhere in the distance looking for someone clled “mommy” to make him a peanut butter sandwich….
oh yeah!! that’s me!….
Gracie, you should go to American Idol, really!!!!
Nope, don’t drink that shot — that’s for Annie!
Annnnniiiiieeeeee!!!!
OT – one of my favorite movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind — it takes a walk through the character’s mind who went to a doctor to erase the memory of his old girlfriend, because she erased him LOL!
But halfway through the procedure he decides he doesn’t want to erase her, so he’s running in his mind from the doctor, who is trying to zap his memories of this woman.
but then he meets her again and falls in love with her, for the same reason that he fell for her in the first place.
Anyway, there’s a scene where she tries to hide with him in a memory of when he’s a little child, and his mother — who likes to drink (what’s wrong with that, I ask you) she’s ignoring him and he’s so little and she’s so big, and he’s like PICK ME UP!
Then he says, it’s strange how badly I need her to pick me up — because in fact he’s a man.
Of course his new girlfriend, the one he’s trying to erase it a drunk who also ignores him but he loves her. I love it! LOL – I described the whole movie to you and didn’t even bother to ask if anyone saw it?
God, I must be smashed outta my mind!!!
Yeah, shot of L.O.V.E sounds good!!! Maybe after a few I´ll get what you´re all talking about, lol
LOL! you ARE smashed!! Yes i’ve seen the movie..that’s one of those that i loved and my husband sat through with a puzzled expression on his face…*sigh* he’s so dense sometimes! He doesn’t get why i love Rushmore either!
OH, I didn’t see anything where there was an MJ gag in the hot tub movie, i’ve only heard the ads in the background of life i guess and it popped into my head when Enola said that. my apologies, I blame the booze!
there’s that little voice again..OK OK peanut butter sandwich..on my way sugar pie!
It would take a stealth bomber to bring me down today!!
oh my….
look what happens when I leave the bar… but I can’t stay – I am heading over to get my FIX from Enola.
Then off ot a staff meeting… I will try to write something tonight…
Have I mentioned I LOVE you gals…. SHOTS
wow i have to say, i cry to the description for the L.O.V.E shot..wow..those pictures are so lovely..i love the picture in black and white of michael at the counter smiling…*tears*…
i love the love shot..truelly beautiful description..damn now you got me crying…