Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room

Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
- MJ
- Bad Boy Shot
- Ms. Chastity
- Chocolate Mike
- Liquid CobraCrack™
- Creamy Mike
- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
- DDD, also served by the bottle
- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
- Holoma’s Soup
- Holoma’s Soup
- L.O.V.E. Shot
- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
- Mikegasm
- Minty Mike
- Mr. M & Mrs. M
- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
- Prince Royale
- Prince Michael’s Pure
- Sangre
- The Force
- The Foreplay
- The Gentleman
- The Thriller
- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.

Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:

DDD, also served by the bottle

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!

Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)

MJ

- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED

Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.

Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!

The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!

Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!

Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.

:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.

Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!

SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!

The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.

Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.

Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.

Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!

Creamy Mike

Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.

The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.

Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!

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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
Colette I thought you said you were done. :cheerful:
The only way I can turn you into a bad person, is if you either respond to my words by acting bad, or if you believe it.
Oh, and you dismissed my explanations as to why I chose the pics I did, because you are not interested in understanding where I’m coming from, you just want to be right, which is why I will no longer discuss the topic with you.
You know what I thnk, I think you should put a pic up so all of us on CCC can judge how attractive you are, that way we can consider the source, you know :lol: :silly: .
What do you say? That should end the conversation right there.
I don’t want to add fuel to the fire but I just want to say in regards to Invincible era photos and onwards…
I personally don’t like looking at those photos of Michael because, in my opinion, he looks a million times more lonely, a million times more sad and a million times more depressed. He lost that spark he had in eyes from earlier times that I missed so much. There was just something different. It made me sad to look at him because he just didn’t seem okay. I know that Michael was never a person who was completely content in his life and perhaps was never 100% happy. I love him, no matter what he looked like, of course. Because it was the person he was inside that made me fall in love with him in the first place. As a fan, all I could do was continue to be one and to send him positive thoughts and prayers his way.
Just my 2 cents…
*steps off of soapbox*
Awe, Frodes, you can’t add fuel to the fire with that honest confession.
I don’t like the pics of him in the era and haven’t put any up for that very reason. I said it a number of times, and today too, when I look at him at that time n his life, all I see is his pain and it hurts me.
So thanks for sharing that, and your lovely picture, pretty lady! :wink:
I’m still waiting for Colette to put her money where her mouth is.
:happy:
Aw, big hugs!!!
And you know, being happy and content shows through when you really are. It would have been easier for me to watch Michael during that time period if I knew he wasn’t going through such a rough time. Some people can take that kind of stuff with a straight face but Michael straight up showed us how he was feeling. Like everyone says about him, he wore his heart on his sleeve and it definitely showed!!! Although that was part of his downfall it also showed me that he had a heart that was way too big for this body and way too good for this world, if you ask me.
I would post a picture but I don’t want people I know to come across it, and know what I read in my spare time they might disown me, :lol: as far as the pics, you expalined why you chose them I read it and it doesn’t make sense feel free to elaborate.
I never said I was a model, there you go again creating senarios, I just know what it’s like in todays culture i’m merly stating the facts but you have to turn it on me to make it seem like I support it or whatever smh, WHATEVER
C:\Users\Public\Pictures\Kodak Pictures\20-01-2010\100_0362.jpg
Here is a picture of me at 11 or 12 but I want you to delete it after a day ot 2 ok?
I took a picture of a picture lol, this was a school picture for grade 5 I think, I took a picture with my digital camera, just in case I ever lost the originals lol, lame i know lol
awwwwwe this is the first time I logged in here and This Is It played… and now it is Girlfriend.. I am gonna stay right here until that song finishes…
umm so I can chat while I am listening… I am not confrontational at all – or have a competitive bone in my body – all is internalized – I guess that is why I am such a perfectionist about my body and obsess to the nth degree about it..
Sometimes when these conversations start (like the one that is going on now) – I really do steer away from here – ONLY because it makes me uncomfortable – that is not to say that you guys are not having a worthy conversation – I just don’t like reading it… so I guess in a way – I have contributed to the conversation
:blush:
Okay my song is done – I am off too see a cowboy waiting on our prince!
So I get back and still no Prince Michael????
:sad:
In my highest Snow White soprano…..
‘Some day my prince will come
Some day we’ll meet again
And away to his castle we’ll go
To be happy forever I know ‘
Oh ladake…that is a lovely voice you have – sing it sister
If you sing it
he will come
something like that…
(I hope I remember correctly)
*clearing voice, cough,cough*
Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to You, Happy Biiiiirthdaaaayyy, QUEEN OF FIIIIIIICTION,
Happy Biiiiiiiiiirthdaaaaaayyyyyy to Yoooooouuuuu!!!!!!
:heart: :heart: :heart: :lol: :lol: :lol: :heart: :heart: :heart:
Oooooo, is that singing I hear!!!!
Happy Birtttttthday . . . . Some day my prince will come
:wassat:
Cinderella and I have the same Birthday!!! :w00t:
:lol:
Seriously though, you don’t know how psyched I was when I learnedi n the last Harry Potter book that Harry and I had the same birthday.
I was like I KNEW HE WAS A LEO!!!!! :lol:
Then finding out that J.K. Rowling’s birthday is July 31st too, wellll, you know I was feeling in good company.
You guys are the greatest, patiently waiting for your bit of escapism. I promise to try and make it worth the wait okay.
Hi Katie! Thank you soooooooo much!!!!! Muwaaaahhhh
Ladake, I agree w/ Mgirl, you have a lovely voice!!!!!
Mgirl, you skip the conversations that make you uncomfortable . . . . good for you! That means you’re taking good care of yourself. No reason to read anything you don’t want to.
Frodes, it was Michael’s eyes, girl — you could see it!!!!! Maybe that’s why he always wore the glasses — he knew!
Collette, OMG, I’m just messin’ with you girl! You don’t need to put a pic up — that link doesn’t work anyway, it’s to your private folder.
The truth is I personally don’t like to hear any talk that puts down a size, look or appearance, for whatever reason, I get all kinds of ticked off about it, to me every size, shape, color and style has its own unique beauty, even if you have to look a little harder to find it. So there you go . . . . . but here
:kissing:
Let’s kiss and make up!
:heart:
A very happy birthday to you, Sabine.
:wub:
Thank you Enola!!!!!! :heart:
You know, the best gift to me is the gift of giving, so seriously, everyone, after I get some sleep, I’ll put up the next chapter :wub:
You know Sabine, I think my daughter agress on the fact that the best gift is the gift of giving… So do I, by the way. Anyway, she just made this birthday cake for you – SERIOUSLY!
And all by herself too!
Since I cannot give you Michael, I have asked him to do a little dance for you instead.

Come on, Mike, work those hips!
I was just dropping in to do that very thing.
Not sing… but to say – Happy Birthday Sabine!
Wishing a super wonderful, most excellent kind of day!
*passing out a round of Prince Michaels*
Here’s to you!
*whispering*
looking forward to “our” gift
:blush:
You get some well deserved sleep, Sabine! In the meantime, I wish you, one more time, a very happy birthday, lots of fun and a wonderful today with your family!!
:heart:
oh and look…
33,000!!!!
oh happy day.. whoop! yeah! WTG!
I really need to learn how to pace myself
I think I have just been inspired for a post on my site in celebration of our queen!
tonight when I get home..
Okay bye bye addicts – have a great Saturday!
shit,really it doesn’t work? I”ll figure it out
:heart: I agree with you I don’t ever want to put somone down for any reason, there is beauty in all of us!
its a miracle! My phone is working again! Yay! But not the computer. ;(. Ill be right back. Gotta check on the clothes. Happy bday Sabine! I love your birthday! It gave me the gift to write again!
Hey everyone!!!!!
OMG! Enola!!!!!!
:kissing:
I LOVE MY CAKE!!!!! Are you serious? Did your daughter make that? It loooks sooooooooo delicious!!!!!!!
Chocolate OMG!!!!!! My favorite. I remember you made the fabulous cake for your own birthday! Do you bake professional Enola, or is that your hobby. Really I had tears when I saw it — ( it went into spam because there were two links) I almost didn’t see the gorgeous Michael link on the bottom — almost :whistle:
Thanks Mgirl for the beautiful birthday wish! Cherry, you too, for wishing me sleep! I need to go to sleep more!!!!!
Thank you of the beautiful birthday wish!!!!!!!!
Colette don’t worry about their pic.
MJQuan, yay, I’m so happy for you! My birthday has magical powers :lol:
I’m talking to my mother, she’s so funny!!!! She’s a better story teller than me, I swear I get it from her. She was telling me about the day I was born in such detail, I couldn’t believe she remember it all
She was living in a hotel with my Dad in Manhattan on 52nd Street and Broadway, which is the heart of the city, (you can’t live there now unless you are SUPER RICH) anyway, she said they walked 23 blocks to Bellevue Hospital where I was born, yeah, that’s why I’m crazy (Bellevue Hospital is famous for housing crazy people) my Dad didn’t call her a taxi!!!
Poor mom! Anyway, she said she spent the day in labor and I was born right after 6:00 p.m., 9lbs!
She said I was a beautiful baby with a head full of hair and everyone on the street kept bothering her, making her talk for no reason about me because they would stop her to remark at how cute I was That’s what she said BOTHER HER — that’s my mom :lol: :biggrin:
No, Sabine, I don’t bake professionally. I just love to cook, bake…everything that involves creating something – hopefully magic – out of food.
I’m glad you liked the cake. I’ll go tell my daughter. It was her idea – you see, she likes to use every opportunity to be creative in the kitchen too. And you know what? She even helped you eat it! LOL!
:w00t:
HAPPYYYYYYYYYY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:w00t: :cheerful: :heart: :w00t: :cheerful:
Hope you enjoy your day.
Why am I a new member now after logging in? No biggie, just confused by that.
Since I’m here, I might as well help myself with a Creamy Mike w/extra cream. :tongue:
Enola, So you’re Kit, huh?
Give your daughter the biggest, tightest hug from me and tell her I love it! She got her talent from her mom, huh? Tell her it was delicioso!!!!
:wub:
Hey Ms. Janice!!!!!
Thanks you!!!
You’re a new member, hmmmm, maybe we’re in Elizabeth’s forest?
(you can’t know what I mean until/unless you read the next chapter!!!!)
Okay, well I’m on my way to see Prince MIke. See you in a bit
Yeah, I’m Kit. No doubt about it.
Only problem is the fact that it leaves me with Jackie… Hm, I’m not sure if it’s even fair to call it a problem?
Maybe I should try the Thug Passion just once in my lifetime… BUT not tonight. I’m high on our Prince.
*Waviing wildly*
Shamone on back soon, Ms. Janice!!!!!
Enola, well, fictionally Kit has a little dalliance with Jackie, but, but, but Kit is a free agent, free t choose who she likes. However, I think Michael is taken :whistle:
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Does this work?
Collete there’s a new chapter up! Aren’t you excited!!!! I told you to forget about the pic — the link doesn’t work either! :silly:
ok I know but I’m stubborn and I have to make it work lol http://twitpic.com/2ai2i3
It won’t be up for long before I delete it!
I didn’t even notice that there is a new chapter OMG :w00t:
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
FROM ALL OF US TO YOU
WE WISH IT WAS OUR BIRTHDAY
SO WE CAN PARTY TOO
HEY!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SABINE!!!
I hope you have had a wonderful day so far!!! Did your family do anything nice for you???
Well, you certainly did something nice FOR US!!! And we are forever grateful!!!
And Michael has a present for you, too, babe:
:wink: :wink: :wink:
oOOOO, look at the gifs — Michael’s so sweet, even at what 35, he’s still kissing the little stuff lion! I love my hug and that Michael hug from Moonwalker is to die for
now as for the last one . . . .
:wassat: :w00t:
:cheerful: He really looks like he’s saying that, too!!!
Oh lord! :biggrin: :silly:
Okay after wasting a half and hour of my long life trying to get my pics off my new phone, I was only able to get them by emailing them to myself!
UGH! :angry:
:lol: :biggrin: So guess what, I no longer have to write parts of the story down on tissue paper and paper bags. My daughter gave me the cutest little note book for my birthday!
Isn’t it adorable :wub:
Ok this picyure thing is driving me crazy I uploaded it last night and when I click the link it doesn’t work so here goes lol
http://twitpic.com/2ai2i3
COLETTE!!! :w00t:
I could have sworn I told you to forget it!
Well, I think you were super cute, but what do YOU think, that’s all that matters.
Now according to the book you sited, I’m not sure if you fall in the attractive or unattractive category, supposedly the attractive face is to the left and unattractive is to the right.
Grayscale examples of the cat (top panel) and tiger (bottom panel) face stimuli used in the experiments. Attractive faces are on the left, unattractive faces are on the right.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2566458/figure/F1/
Go figure :ermm:
Here’s some more “unattractive” photos compared to their “attractive” opposites!

:lol:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/Hotornot_comparisons_manitou2121.jpg
I know you told me to forget it, but once I get something in my head I can’t stop and I have to follow through with it, :lol: I’m stubborn like that,there are slight differences in the photos and it’s funny because I find myself drawn to the pics on the left haha, . The pics on the right are not unattractive it’s just I don’t know the ones on the left hold your attention longer.hummm??
I tend to look first to my left before my right, and to focus more on my left. Perhaps they should do a study on that.
Just the fact that you acknowledge that there are only slight differences in the photos and that they ones on the right are not even unattractive, makes the whole study BOGUS.
:lol:
But anyway, I digress. What do you think of the Michael Jackson notebook that my daughter gave me????
Now that’s attractive!!!! :tongue:
The notebook is cute but slightly creepy at the same time :ermm: :lol:
And there you go. Someone might say the same about you or me or anyone else. And then someone else will come along and say they think it’s cute again. :wink:
did you delete my link??? lol, I don’t mind if you leave it up
:pouty:
This link? http://twitpic.com/2ai2i3
:wassat: You’re asking me if I deleted that link?
Un, no, I didn’t delete it — :ermm: you deleted the picture, so it disappeared.
:face:
hi girls!! I’m home but it looks like the bar is empty! :sad:
oh well, i’m having a drink anyway…
how is everyone???
Sabine, i hope you had a fabulous birthday and did something really special! The closest i got to NYC was crossing the river at the Tappan Zee Bridge which is pretty far north so i hope your cake didn’t wind up in the Hudson!! and YAY!! new TTWC!!! Can’t wait to read it ! :biggrin:
I had an amazing adventure…my friend DID get married and it was just beautiful, i danced like i was 20 again and didn’t sleep enough, I laughed a LOT and only cried a little. My daughter survived without me but she treated me so bad yesterday when i got home! she wouldn’t look at me or talk to me for an hour and then she just started to cry and i held her and she fell asleep and when she woke up she was back to normal. My poor husband on the other hand is still not back to normal…he keeps following me around the house and giving me these big crushing hugs. He’s so sweet and he was hurting so much. :sad: but it is soooooo nice getting back together… :wub:
hugs to all!! catch ya later! :happy:
Hi Gracie, I just happened to by driving over the Tappan Zee Bridge, and I spotted something coming my way, so I told my daughter to grab the wheel and I leaned out the window as far as a I could and WHAMMMM! I got my cake girl!
It was all over me and delicious!!!!! :lol:
Sounds like you had an amazing time! So happy for you!
Your daughter, :lol: She was letting you know she missed you!!!!!!
And your husband too it seems ! So glad you’re back and you see Prince Michael was waiting on you, too!!!!! :heart:
That’s wierd because I didn’t delete it and I can still see it when I log into twitpic
http://twitpic.com/2ai41w
Aww Sabine, I didn’t know you were in NYC… I was just there yesterday.
Went to the Met! Had a great time, too.
Colette…I hope you don’t mind but I clinked the link. You’re a cutie pie!
welcome home mama G..
glad you had a good time…. you deserved that!
And you deserved everyone missing you too!
(((hugs)))
Colette if there’s a crazy house in your town, I think you’re posting from there :tongue: :cheerful:
Ladake, you went to the Met?
Did you see me? I was literally in Barnes and Nobles on 82nd and Broadway and then we ate at Jackson Hole on 81st and Columbus and then we went to Forever 21 on 45th and Broadway about 9:00 p.m., you know which one? :lol:
I’m a real city girl!
What did you see? I don’t know why I thought you were overseas, Ladake!
Noooope. I’m in the DMV!
Went to the met to see ‘American Woman’ and loved it. We wanted to stay all day, but got hungry!
But this was earlier in the day. Though I did see that forever 21! That’s the one with the where you can see yourself from the camera right? Where the crowd just stands there and waves like nuts! I was one of those nuts, though…I’m very easily amused. :tongue:
Yeah, that’s the one! Awww, we probably passed each other. I can never figure out where to stand so she can take my picture. Okay, I know I’m being dense, but what is DMV?
In Ny, that’s where we get our license — Dept of Motor Vehicles, get it???
Oh my gosh!!!
:lol:
DMV – DC/Maryland/VA
I’m cracking up.
For the camera it’s the opposite corner. It took us a moment to figure it out too!