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15 Mar 2010

Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room

Bar Room, GIFs Pictures, Michael Jackson 5,390 Comments

 

Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want?  You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!

[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]

Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll  see about putting it on the menu!!!!

Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.

Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room.   :silly:   :cheerful:   Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!

After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!

N O W   S E R V I N G :

Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’

MENU LIST:

N E W  ON  THE  M E N U!:

 

DDD, also served by the bottle

 

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA:  Some of you addicts have been pretending.  And it’s really not necessary.  When you come into the bar, have a seat.  Your drink has already been prepared.  We’ll even serve you the bottle.  After all, it’s got your name on it.   :yes: :alien:      

Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots.  We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!


Bad Boy Shot

THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at  CCC already know that’s not all you want.  Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.

:pouty:     :sick:   Warning  (Drink Responsibly)

MJ

MJ, Too

 MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE!  We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow.  :whistle:

 

A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.

A Wet Sabah:  Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.

In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:

CHASTITY and UNLEASHED

Ms. CHASTITY

MS. CHASTITY:  Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.

Unleashed

UNLEASHED:   Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED.  We were there.  We captured it.  We bottled it.  Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.

Liquid CobraCrack™

Liquid CobraCrack ™

LIQUID COBRACRACK There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days!   Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod.  Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie.  Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now.  But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!

Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™.  Stock up now while supplies last.  Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand.  Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!

The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.

MINTY MIKE:  Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!!   A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!

Creamy Sabah

CREAMY SABAH:   Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah.  We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!

 

Pure

Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink  refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst  . . .  but alas not your desire.  Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.

:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying.   We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more.  People who met him basked in its warmth.  It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile.  He simply exuded it from his pores.   He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.

If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs.  It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long:  L.O.V.E.  Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson.  ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.

Chocolate Covered Mike

CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!

 

Sangre
 

SANGRE:  Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy  drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:

The Force - it has a lot of power!

THE FORCE:  This drink is served with a resuscitation kit.  I don’t’ think I need to say more!

The Prince Royale

THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and  you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal.  You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice.  He  enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.

Thug Passion

THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash.  The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink.  A favorite of our financially challenged customers.  What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.

THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )

THE MABHA:   A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!

THE GENTLEMAN

THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.

Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.

THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, homebrewed right here at CCC.

Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!

MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.

Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!

MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.

Holoma's Soup

HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!

Creamy Mike

Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme

CREAMY MIKE:   (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours.  You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger.  So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly.  BE WARNED:  This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush.  A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.

The Foreplay

THE FOREPLAY:  (Inspired by Martinigirl)  Trust me.  Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there.  No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink.  The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally.  Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights.  I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers.  It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above.  A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.

Golden Boy

THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand:  The Martini  . . .  shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )

The Thriller

THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too.  One sip, and your  hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink.  You can take it all day and never get tired.  Enjoy!

 

5,390 Responses to “Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room”

  1. Sabine says:

    Oh, LOL!

    My sister is in Maryland — she’s in Amish Country but I don’t speak to that one.

    Can we say the mother from Stephen King’s Carrie?

    :wassat:

  2. EnolaLee says:

    It’s so good to have you back, Gracie!
    I think I’m going to have a Creamy Mike just to celebrate.

    See you soon, I hope! :heart:

  3. Colette says:

    :tongue: yeah something is haunted my account is doing strange things

    I found this and it’s so cute Michael is just chilling and collecting awards at home :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Olq-WaMOVA&feature=player_embedded#%21

  4. Colette says:

    ( My my Colettte and her disappearing pictures :ermm: ~ Sabine )

    :wub:

  5. Gracie says:

    awwww..hi MGirl, Hi Enola! Mmmmmm creamy Mike, you know me so well! I think i’ll have one too! :happy:

    and Enola, i just was catching up and congratulations on your new additions!! :wub:
    how are they doing?

    I just uploaded my pics from the weekend so anyone wants to see them contact me and i’ll send a link. It was really a GORGEOUS location for a wedding. *sigh* makes me want to do it again! maybe i would enjoy it more then the first time!

    well, I got started on the new TTWC yesterday so I am back for a few minutes to read some more!!

  6. EnolaLee says:

    Hi Gracie,

    They are all doing just fine so far! Furry Enola is doing a good job taking care of them. :wink:

    I thought she was done after three kittens, but then after more than an hour and a half two more followed. Five little furry creatures… They are all beautiful, and it seems we will have no problem selling them to good homes, but unfortunately I’ve fallen in love with the youngest one of them…and now I don’t want to sell him. My husband will not agree to keep him, that much I know. I don’t really know how to get what I want – except maybe try to convince him Cowboy Mike style, you know when we are engaged in certain physical activities… :whistle:

    I’m not sure I can pull it off though….. :blush:

    Maybe a Golden Boy will help me figure out what to do.

    Cheers!

  7. Gracie says:

    :wub: awww E, you HAVE to keep him!!! that happened to me years ago, my roommate’s cat had kittens and i too fell in love with one of them. we weren’t supposed to have ANY pets and we ended up with a hamster, a turtle, and 2 cats!

    :wink: yeah, Cowboy Mike style always works for me….my poor hubby, he knows it too but he’s helpless!

    I’d say, if that doesn’t work, perhaps you could enlist the help of daddy’s little girl….they have a way of getting what they want too! :lol:

    good luck to you!

    *sigh* still haven’t finished the chapter and i have to go now. too many interruptions here!

  8. Sabine says:

    Sweeet is right. 1st Annual Black Gold, was there ever a second annual?

    Did you notice that Colette put this up earlier? :smile:

    :lol:

    Michael has such a soft voice. Love it!

    Now Ms. Mgirl, it seems to me that someone partooketh in some Crack and did not leaveth the required feedback that would keepth da crack cometh .

    do you know who that might be? :tongue:

    Hi Gracie! Hey Enola — I’m stuck in virus hell trying to fight my way back to civilization :pinch:

  9. Sabine says:

    Awwww, :wub: :heart: :wub:
    For get it, I got a better place for this!

  10. MartiniGirl says:

    hmmmmmm I dunno boss.. who woulda done dat?

    :blink:

    Promise I am gonna comment soon… you just done stun me – I don’t wanna sound too cheesy when it comes out… I mean I got a rep to protect as blog drunk ya know!

    No I didn’t notice that Colette had posted… my bad – I just saw it and wanted to share it..

    *cough* now if you excuse me – I got to go visit a prince and see what’s what!

  11. ladake says:

    A better place for what?

    Good evening everyone! I just got back from eating some wonderful veggie thai food. I’m stuffed!

    Itis anyone… ??? :lol:

    Now my friends and I are waiting for the new season of Bad Girls Club. It is my guilty pleasure. I can’t help it. Last season was hilarious!

  12. Sabine says:

    OMG, my daughter is watching the reunion show of that crap right now! UGH!

    I put the video up on the first page instead of here at the bar.

    Hey Mgirl, wait you forgot your drink! :lol:

  13. MartiniGirl says:

    *running in*

    YOU are right boss… Prince Michael for me!

  14. Sabine says:

    You know I read some of my haterz (yeah, can you believe I have them? I’m so sweet, I don’t get it :angel: :tongue: complaining that I was writing about myself!!!!!!!

    :w00t: I can’t believe people really think that — is it the similarities in the names or is it just really hating — are people that jealous? Sabah is sooooooooooooo very different from me, it’s not funny, and in my mind, she is NOT me :lol: :silly:

    It’s almost comical to me that anyone would think that or even fix their mouth to say it !!!!

  15. ladake says:

    But….even if you were writing about yourself, why would it matter? Even though I know you’re not.

    I guess I’m amazed people just won’t enjoy the story. It’s a good story (PM and CM … and even the others) who cares who the leading lady is modeled after.

    When I write, I see myself in the female characters I create. Sometimes you have to, especially if you connect with the character, which in turn allows your readers to connect with them as well.

    I dunno, some people are just idiots and won’t be happy unless there is something to gripe and complain about and just like to spread their negative energy to the masses.

    Meanwhile…ugh, it’s hump day.

    :sleeping: I need some caffeine. Is anything in here caffeinated?

  16. CherryLeigh says:

    Haterz? What’s going on???? Did they come here and comment?

    You know what? I never once thought you were writing about yourself or seeing Sabah as yourself because from what I “knew/know” or rather have gathered about you I thought that you have a quite different personality. I mean there were moments here and there where I said “Ok, I think this is something Sabine might say/think in real life, too” but that was very rare. (For example the “I got you a ticket to come and visist me // you have to ask me when I’m free” – scene in one of the first few chapters. For some reason I thought this is what you would have said , Sabine. I’m probably wrong because I don’t know you enough to be able to say that with certainty but…yeah, that was one of those moments.) That’s why in the beginning I didn’t understand why you like her so much…or why you created her the way she is and not more like yourself. I mean we know why she is the way she is and you describe that very well. Do you know many women like Sabah? And is Saniia closer to who you are? (As I said before, to me they are very different.) Somehow I think the answer will be no. :wink: Are you rather like Kit? Questions…possibilities… :cheerful:

  17. Sabine says:

    Hey guys!!!

    Ladake, the Mikegasm is Coffee and Cream that explodes in your mouth — did you read the description?

    If that doesn’t wake you up, I don’t know what will. Well, I think I’m almost out of virus hell — I’ve decided to take a break from fighting demons and have a drink. :tongue:

    Some people are just not happy unless they are making other people miserable, its a sad truth!!!

    You know what they did? There’s a site like Wikipedia for fan fiction, they went in and changed the settings to redirect my link to something bogus — They changed it from CobraCrackCentral to CobraKrackCentral, and then they changed the description to say I was writing boring, tasteless stories about myself.

    I didn’t even know, the administrator of the site reverted the changes and blocked it for spam. I mean, why not spend time creating your own stuff, why try to tear someone else down. Doing so will never make that person a better writer or make their stories any better. I just can’t understand that concept.

    Now I believe — well at least it’s true for me, there’s a little of me in all my characters. I don’t write about myself at all, though. It’s so funny to me to do that. I don’t think it would be as much fun for everyone else if I did. People would get the idea pretty quick, I think, that they were just along for the ride! :lol:

    I write about — well with Saniia/Sabah, that character is someone that I write purposefully to match Michael’s personality; with Sabah, divine inspiration just guides me to have me write her that way, and with Saniia, I am being more creative — a person that is perfect FOR HIM. And that’s not me, at least I don’t think so, plus Mike was like 16 years older than me! :lol: :wink:

    I like Sabah cause she’s sweet, even though she tries to hide it — she’s just in pain and has been hurt. And she’s so funny. She’s like a little girl.

    Saniia has the same qualties, but they’re more pure and uncorrupted. Which makes her more dangerous too, because Saniia would have probably punched Melissa in her face!!!!!

    Do I know women like Sabah and Saniia — I’m a people watcher, so I’ve watched women behave in the ways they do. Plus, I’m an astrology buff, and zodiac signs have particular traits.

    What sign are you Cherry, did I ask?

    Am I like Kit? Kit has more of my qualities than any of the other characters :smile: :wink:

  18. MartiniGirl says:

    WTF why would someone do that?
    That is just pure jealousy!
    Not even worth your time Sabine.

    Tsk.. look at that – I am sucking my teeth – not good.

    I need a Foreplay please…
    then I am off to see my cutie!

  19. Sabine says:

    Hey MGirl — thank you for my fabulous comment — see I ask, you deliver!

    It works both ways! I will respond but not right now, I’m on my way out.

    Those haterz, it took me four months to even notice that had happened :happy: — like I said, the administrator of the site reversed it and blocked them from doing it again.

    I can imagine that they spend a good amount of their time right here on CCC!!!! :lol:

    I’m having a Mikegasm with Ladake — want one?

    Oh, they mentioned the bar too — that I serve undrinkable drinks in a non-existing bar :lol: !

    My drink tastes very good, how about yours?

  20. MartiniGirl says:

    They only wish they had a bar as smooth as this one!

    my drink is super yum
    sure I will have one of those too!

  21. Sabine says:

    The best part is you can drink all day and STILL leave the bar walking upright!!!! WTF — it can’t get better than that! :cheerful:

  22. ladake says:

    I never understood why people visited websites they didn’t like. Instead of wasting all that energy they could just go and write their own stories and stop worrying about yours.

    It baffles.

    And you’re right, they have probably read every chapter you’ve written!

    Well it’s good the administrator changed it back.
    She should be able to see the IP address too.

    The mikegasm is goooood! Woke me right up!

  23. Sabine says:

    This is a Michael quote: “They say imitation is one of the biggest form of flattery . . . . and some of them just can’t do it.” And that’s the gist of it. If they could, they would be and wouldn’t be bothering me. :lol:

    Oh, the ip address was there and I was able to trace it so I know EXACTLY who it was.

    I know they’ve read the stories because they copy certain lines and phrases, but as with anyone who doesn’t really have talent, when you take someone’s stuff and don’t add your own creativity to it, it just doesn’t work.

    Like they try to use the pictures in the same way, but it just doesn’t work ’cause it’s not from themselves, you know.

    I think imitation is the highest form of praise, I really do, and when I read a great story or see a great movie, I’m soooooo inspired, but it’s just tacky to not acknowledge who has inspired you, and even worst to try to put them down.

    And when a person who doesn’t really have talent tries to steal an idea — I don’t get that.

    Bowing and accepting compliments, as if it’s really your own work — what’s that about? That’s like me re-releasing Billie Jean, same lyrics, music and sound and never mentioning Michael and then saying thanks when everyone says it’s a great song.

    Don’t I KNOW I stole it? So how can I feel a sense of accomplishment?

    I guess I should feel happy that I don’t understand that crap.

  24. ladake says:

    Well that doesn’t make a lick of sense.

    They don’t like your stories but copy them and write them off as their own.

    :lol: Can we say psycho.

    :cwy: Anyway, I am very sadden right now. Has anyone else seen the latest on Maia Campbell. I pray that young lady gets some help and has a strong support system around her. They have her mug shot all over the net and she does not look like a 33 year old. She has aged so much. I’m gonna keep her in prayer.

  25. Sabine says:

    See how out of touch I am, I didn’t even HEAR about this. Well, that’s what drugs will do to you. Let someone slip Obama a hit of meth, and you’ll be real surprised how he’ll look in two weeks.

    Poor thing! I just watched a video on youtube.

    People laughing at her are just ignorant. Drugs can fuck up anyone’s life. That’s why I don’t idolize “stars”they are susceptible to drugs and all the other things that we are — even more so, because they have the money and access that we don’t, and the pressure, that will make you WANT to get high!

    Uh, yeah, what you said about the people copying my ideas while also ridiculing them and me — yeah, psycho, that’s what I think. Also clearly super jealous :tongue: :cheerful:

  26. ladake says:

    Yeah, i remember when she was in South Central with Lorenz Tate and Jennifer Lopez.

    She has mental issues too.

    I couldn’t stomach the entire video, those same people laughing and video taping her are probably the same ones supplying and engaging in drugs with her.

  27. Sabine says:

    I only watched the first minute — or they probably get high, too, just offa weed and tell themselves it’s different.

    What mental issues does she have?

  28. ladake says:

    Her mother suffered with schizophrenia and I think a lot of issues ran in their family. She really took a turn for the worst once her mom died. She was Bebe Campbell Moore.

  29. Sabine says:

    Ohhhh, you know I think I interviewed her for a small magazine long ago. I’m not sure.

    That’s sooooo sad. She needs help, rather than laughing at her you’d think someone would step in and offer it, but then again, when it’s drugs, sometimes rock bottom is the only help they can accept, ya know :sad:

  30. MartiniGirl says:

    evening addicts…
    hmmmmmmm LCC for me!
    2 more weeks till I leave for Cali.. : )

    Sabine I realized now I never answered you about my tattoo – yes it is a half sleeve – and I will get some pictures to show you guys soon.

  31. Sabine says:

    No scratch that, Ladake. That was Beverly Johnson — Bebe Campbell Moore is the author. My bad. I was thinking of Beverly — I don’t know why I thought of her :smile:

    But you know, look at this —

    :sad: This is WHY the internet can be a wonderful but also an awful tool. Your past never really goes away, and those that say that Michael should have loosened up, been more “open” — although I don’t know how much open they wanted him to be — those who said he was too private can suck my socks.

    The world has no place in anyone’s private life. There’s some people you don’t EVEN want knowing your business!!!!!

    http://samehoessameclothes.blog.com/2009/08/26/blast-from-the-past-shocking-pics-of-actressmeth-addict-maia-campbell/

  32. Frodes says:

    You know, I was browsing through Cowboy Mike chapters night before last and I found my first comment on this website ever!!! LOL!!! It was so funny to read. It was the day before my birthday and it was on the chapter “Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin'” and I remember it like it was yesterday cause it was the second time that your story made me cry and that’s when I knew I had to post here.

    Ah, memories.

  33. Sabine says:

    Awwww, good times! I remember that post, too — it was so touching and sincere Frodes! I’m glad you decided to post, Frodes.

    Ladake, guess what I’m doing? I’m watching Avatar. You mentioned the fanfic story you recommended, well I have to watch all the AVatars first!

    I’m on episode 6! :smile:

    I love it — I can see why diehard fans didn’t like the movie. The cartoon is deep and much better. :smile:

  34. ladake says:

    Yes, the cartoon was great!

    I’ve never been a fan of M. Night, but I was trying to hold out hope for this movie since I loooooooooooved the original series.

    … oh well.

    And yes, it is very hard, but not completely impossible to stay off the grid if you’re a star Michael was right in how he acted after, though hindsight is 20/20 and unfortunately for a moment he was too open and trusting of people, but then did he have a choice? Short of living in bubble. I don’t envy him his life at all. He was able to give us beautiful music with unparalleled talent and touch so many people. He was a sensation his entire lifetime. But he paid a horrible and unfair price for all of that.

    Nowadays, people are so invasive and demanding and feel that they have the right to know what, when and how someone’s life is going. It’s why reality shows are so damn popular. The internet, the media, all of it is just too much sometimes.

  35. CherryLeigh says:

    Hi Sabine!

    Aaaw man, I’m sorry they did this to you, how pathetic! I agree they probably came here and devoured the stories in no time ’cause they’re so good and then felt embarassed about their own stuff…they’re just tyring to make themselves feel better about it. And as you said, it’s actually a great compliment to you.

    Ha, I knew that somehow, out of all the women in your storiey, you were most like Kit! Nice to see I was not s so wrong about that. :biggrin: :whistle:

    You said Sabah came through divine inspiration and Saniia is more of a “created” character that you are more creative with. So that’s another difference between them imo. I don’t know who would have been perfect for Michael, I think he didn’t know that either. I mean he was very much in love with Diana Ross but ended up marrying someone like Lisa Marie and they are very different types of women I think…
    But yeah, Saniia is very good for our Prince, she has not been hurt by love yet and imo reminds him of innocence and joie de vivre…and Sabah has as many issues as Michael almost and both need to work on them and on understanding each other concerning that.

    Oh, another thing, I found the little notebook your daughter gave to you for your brithday with the “Michael dog” on it today! I thought, wait a minute, I know this! I bought it, of course, it’s really cute. :cheerful: :heart:

  36. EnolaLee says:

    Hi ladies!

    I think it is time you meet the little furry fellow I so badly want to keep.
    He’s cute, isn’t he? :heart:

    Oh, and he has a name too! It’s… No wait, let’s have a little competition! YOU tell me what it is!
    There’s a free Golden Boy to the first addict who figures out his name. It’s easy, trust me.
    Any addict can do it! In the meantime I’m going to have a Sangre and a Chocolate Covered Mike.

    I’ll be back later to see what you ladies come up with!

  37. ladake says:

    Oohh he’s cute!

    Is his name Zoobie???

  38. Colette says:

    Sabine seems like my pictures aren’t the only ones that disappear so did Martinigirl’s, I’m getting really fustrated and I don’t know what’s going on because they are all there when I log into twitpic, I don’t know what to do.

    Anyway I love this picture, hopefully it will stay *crosses fingers*

  39. Sabine says:

    Hey Ladake! Hey Cherry.

    Ladake I’m up to Book 1, Chapter 8 — when Aang meets Avatar Rochi — I hope I’m spelling that right. IT was such an exciting episode. i love the whole story! Great fun. And Aang is sooooooo cute.

    You know, I have eternal Michael on the brain. i was thinking, Michael would appreciate this story. A boy, born into such responsibility but who really just wants to play and have fun.

    But Aang is good internally, you can see that and very responsible. He always accepts responsibility for his mistakes and he’s brave in that innocent childish amazing way that makes one marvel, but still mischievous and carefree like a child.

    Anyway, I think Michael would have understood him.

    Ladake: Yes, the cartoon was great! I’ve never been a fan of M. Night, but I was trying to hold out hope for this movie since I loooooooooooved the original series.

    Well, I’ve decided I’ve had enough Shalama– I’m full! :tongue:

    And yes, it is very hard, but not completely impossible to stay off the grid if you’re a star Michael was right in how he acted after, though hindsight is 20/20 and unfortunately for a moment he was too open and trusting of people, but then did he have a choice?

    I think by nature Michael was just like that — that he really didn’t know how to lie about stuff like that — that he was taught by Motown but in his ownself, if it was up to him, he’d just sooner tell the truth. Which is why I think he stopped giving interviews, because it became increasingly more uncomfortable to censor himself.

    I don’t envy him his life at all. He was able to give us beautiful music with unparalleled talent and touch so many people. He was a sensation his entire lifetime. But he paid a horrible and unfair price for all of that.

    It’s true. The price he paid was too much to ask of anyone. I was so happy when he said that in his speech at the awards show.

    Nowadays, people are so invasive and demanding and feel that they have the right to know what, when and how someone’s life is going. It’s why reality shows are so damn popular. The internet, the media, all of it is just too much sometimes.

    It’s a huge sense of entitlement right? Like they are OWED the information.

    What do you think of the “new” music they’re set to release of Michael’s. I am of two minds about it. On the one hand, Michael was a perfectionist, and if he didn’t release it, wasn’t it for a reason. Who is Sony to now decide to make a profit off of it. I’d rather it be leaked on the internet for free, and then I wouldn’t have such a problem with it.

    Not that I want to deprive his kids of money, but let’s face it, those kids will never have to work a day in their lives.
    ___________________________

    Cherry: Aaaw man, I’m sorry they did this to you, how pathetic! I agree they probably came here and devoured the stories in no time ’cause they’re so good and then felt embarassed about their own stuff…they’re just tyring to make themselves feel better about it. And as you said, it’s actually a great compliment to you.

    Cherry, did I tell you the story of my “haterz” — one of them is a woman I made the mistake of helping when my spirit TOLD ME not to do it. She sent me an “idea” for a story and said she couldn’t write it, that she wanted me to write it.

    I said, no, go ahead give it a try, and she said I can’t — I said, of course you can, the ideas are there already. She said, okay, but will you help me?

    So I said yes. AT this point I didn’t feel anything weird. She sent me the rough draft. I read it and made some changes that I felt made the story better AND SHE GOT MAD — she tried to hide her anger but it was pretty clear she was offended.

    At this point, I didn’t WANT to do it anymore, but I went against my instincts, added the pictures and put it up on my site, this is when we were on the old blogger CCC.

    Well, she immediately began advertising CCC as HER site, and made no mention of the fact that I practically rewrote the story FOR her — as an after though she said, while saying thank you to everyone telling her she was a gifted writer, oh, yeah, Sabine helped me a lot.

    If you look at her site and read the first chapter of that 7 part story, you will see that the story goes down hill very fast. The first chapter is good because of me, and the rest is what she is able to write.

    That’s not the worst of it. After I put up the first story, she was very excited about writing, and she began to tell me NOT to write!!!! At the point, I was just fooling around, I wrote the Yvette 2.0 and then the Melissa, I think — I think I wrote Cowboy Mike around that time, too, but I only intended it to ever be one chapter.

    Afer I put up Cowboy Mike, She had the nerve to tell me not to write too fast — to keep people waiting. She said, oh, WE have to write stories because there’s no good ones out there. You see, all of a sudden “we” were partners, and CCC was OURS, except guess who was doing all the work?

    The last draw for me is when someone sent me an idea for a story — they wanted me to write a sex scene in a Limo. I said, okay, I’ll think about it.

    She sent me a text, Oh, don’t write the story because I’ve already written it.

    :w00t:

    I mean, as if two people cannot write a story about a sex scene in a limo and have it be completely DIFFERENT.

    So this time when she sent me her story TO FIX FOR HER, I said, It needs works, and if you want the compliments and praise, you’ll have to do it yourself.

    So she got mad. Put up the story as is, and created her blog — I won’t say the full name, but it ends with “PYT”
    We were members of another blog, and she made comments like I know my story is not as good as Sabine’s and I know my website isn’t as good as Sabine’s . . . . she was making it out to seem like we were competing when I was doing something out of love for Michael.
    I was very upset about it and mentioned that I didn’t like what was going on, and of course, people took sides. She assembled her “crew” of bullies and things went from bad to worst from there.

    :pinch:

    Of course the story now is she never asked me to help her, and that I’m a horrible writer, with simple plots and my stories aren’t as complicated and mature as her own, blah, blah, blah. All stuff and nonsense and she has said that many times, as herself or has had “friends” do it for her.

    In her simple mind there is not room in the world for as many writers as people will read their stories. I don’t go to Barnes and Nobles and say, OMG NONE of these people should have books! It’s so stupid. :cheerful:

    When I moved from blogger to my own site, typically she moved as well — and out of all the templates for websites she chose one that looks EXACTLY like CCC. Her format for her stories are similar to my own, like I said, she tries to use the pictures, but you know a copy will never be as good as the original :wink:.

    Even when I started doing polls on here, so did she. She just continues to copy off of me with no shame.

    I try to ignore it, but like the thing with changing my website url on the Fandom site I mentioned, she and her “friends” have been doing these things — they won’t leave me alone. They even started a blog calling me a “nappy headed ho” — but on her site, she presents herself as loving and fair, and of course, a huge Michael fan.

    But she IS psycho. She is to me no different than the Martin Bashirs, Arvisos and Chandlers. She’s shameless and amoral, and Michael would have wanted nothing to do with her.

    So that’s the story. Pretty creepy, huh?

    You said Sabah came through divine inspiration and Saniia is more of a “created” character that you are more creative with. So that’s another difference between them imo. I don’t know who would have been perfect for Michael, I think he didn’t know that either.

    No he did! He’s met Sabah a thousand times over a thousand life times, just like he did the first time :wink:

    Oh, another thing, I found the little notebook your daughter gave to you for your brithday with the “Michael dog” on it today! I thought, wait a minute, I know this! I bought it, of course, it’s really cute.

    Isn’t it adorable!!!! You know what I do? I collect journals and then I don’t write in them, — it’s crazy right? I write on the computer and the journals are just here. I have dozens of them. I think it’s because I typed so fast and writing is slower for me. I’m going to write in this one though! My behavior is loco!

  40. Sabine says:

    Is his name Zoobie? That would be too cute Enola!!!! Michael’s soul is smiling!

    Colette I have no idea what you’re talking about. Mgirl didn’t have any picture disappear. :tongue:
    but I copied it this time so I won’t lose it again. The pic is adorable!

  41. CherryLeigh says:

    Sabine: Hey Ladake!Hey Cherry.

    LMAO! You probably didn’t do it on purpse but I’m really laughing right now, because it looks so funny, Ladake gets an enthusiastic exclamation mark like HEY!!! And then turning to me: Oh…you’re there, too. Hey. :getlost: :lol:

    So that’s the story.Pretty creepy, huh?

    Yes! I didn’t know you were on a different site before and all of that…I think we talked about this before, our gut feeling about some people and what happens when you try to ignore it, giving the other person the benefit of the doubt. God, what kind of behavior is this, how old is this woman? She sounds very immature.

    You know what I do?I collect journals and then I don’t write in them, — it’s crazy right?I write on the computer and the journals are just here.I have dozens of them. I think it’s because I typed so fast and writing is slower for me. I’m going to write in this one though! My behavior is loco!

    No, it isn’t, I swear I’m the same!!! I love journals and notebooks but until half a year ago or so I never wrote anything in them either for the same reason you didn’t, writing by hand takes so long so when my thoughts are spiling over so I turn to my computer and type away. Also, whenever I want to write something down in a journal, as soon as I’m at it, I don’t feel like it anymore. I mean, I started one in 2005 and it isn’t even half full yet. :lol:

    Oh, I forgot to tell you, I’m a Virgo, like Michael, our birthday’s are two days apart, mine is on the 27th.

  42. Sabine says:

    Oooooh, you’re a Virgo! That makes perfect sense! I can tell you all about yourself!!!!!

    That woman, first of all she’s a Scorpio — and Scorpios when they are good people they’re the best, but when they are bad, good lord.

    She’s 49 years old or something like that!!! :w00t:

    My daughter is a Scorpio, and I can already see some inane traits in her that would scare the beejesus outta anyone.

    No. 1, she is very selfish — selfish in that she wants what you have but DOES NOT want to share what she has with you — this is a Scorpio trait that most Scorpios must struggle to over come.

    That and they’re desire to control and manipulate others. My moon sign is in Scorpio, so I used to struggle with this in intimate relationships, but thank God I have my generous nature from my Leo sun sign and ascendant to balance me out.

    Virgos — hmmmm, have you ever watch The Odd Couple or heard of it — it’s an old show from the sixties. Felix Unger, the character on the show is a TYPICAL Virgo.

    A typical Virgo likes ORDER — that is ORDER the way they see it. They are very sweet people but they ARE nit-pickers. They like things done the way they believe it should be done, and don’t understand why others don’t see it the way they do.

    Unless this trait is balanced out or canceled out by other influences on their chart, a Virgo can drive a person up the wall with their critical nature!!!!!

    Problem is they DO have some good ideas that would be better if you’d just do it, so you can’t dismiss them as crazy!

  43. CherryLeigh says:

    Wow, you really know a lot about that. But I’m not sure whether I believe in it. I mean I should have been born August 18th so then I would have been a Leo right? WOuld I be a different person now? I don’t know.

    Virgos like order…yes, I’ve heard that before, Virgos are organized and perfectionists but I’m not very much like that, I sometimes wish I was more so. So whenever I read or hear that I think well, not me! :lol: I don’t know what my ascendant is, maybe I’m more influenced by that though…

    What else can you tell me about me apart from the facht that I’m not crazy? :biggrin: :tongue: :smile:

  44. EnolaLee says:

    LOL! Was it really that easy? Apparently so!
    I guess I might as well just tell you right away then. Yes, I named him Zoobie. I saw the pictures of Michael and the black cat in TTWC chapter XI… and the rest is history, as they say.

    Ladake, I’ve a Golden Boy waiting for you here at the bar, girl. You deserve it! :tongue:

    Sabine, I don’t know if Michael’s soul is smiling, but wouldn’t it be nice if he was?
    Anyway, you deserve a Golden Boy too for inventing Zoobie. Thanks Sabine!

  45. Sabine says:

    Should would coulda — you were born exactly when you were supposed to be born!!!!

    In order to really know what issues you will struggle with in this life time, you have to get your astrological chart done.

    You can get that done for free at astro.com, but you have to know your exact birth time.

    What i’ve found w/ people is when you tell them they’re good traits, they say, OMG, that’s soooooo me, and when you tell them they’re bad traits they say, I don’t know, that doesn’t sound like me! :silly: :cheerful:

    I can tell you from speaking to you here that your sense of order manifests itself in our conversations, when you complained about your expectations for what Michael should be like, and how you feel he should have behaved based on what he said, and then also, your own expectations for what you believe you should have been thinking and feeling vs. what you do feel. :wink:

    Come to think of it, that is also the perfectionist in you, too. :lol:

  46. Sabine says:

    Hey Enola!!! Ladake is a smart cookie, isn’t she???? I feel so hunored. I’d love to take credit, but I didn’t invent Zoobie, that’s why I said Michael’s soul is smiling! :wub:

    Okay, bottoms up on the Golden Boys!!! Make sure to take little Michael out before you drink!

  47. CherryLeigh says:

    Well, being organized or a perfectionist can be good I think so I could have said, yes, that’s sooooo me, but it isn’t and I know it, not all the time at least, so I wish I was more like that. Not a perfectionist in the control-freak kind of a way though and not as organized that I can’t be flexible anymore but just more in a good way. ^^
    Anyway, whenever I look into this I read quite different things that are “typical” for Virgos and sometimes I find myself in them and other times not.

    As to our conversations, yes, you’re right I guess.

    I wonder where Michael’s sense of order manifested intself in his life apart from being a perfectionist entertainer.

  48. CherryLeigh says:

    Enola, your little friend is very cute, he looks like a Zoobie! For one moment I thought you wanted to call him (Prince/Cowbow) Michael. :wink: :whistle:

    Zoobie isn’t your invention, Sabine? :blink:

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