15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
I got my Natal Chart done a while back.
It was very interesting and sooooooooo true to the point of being creepy. And I’m the exact opposite of organized!
I go back from time to time to read it.
Enola, think you for the drink! I’ll enjoy my Golden Boy during this crazy storm going on right now. The lightening is crazy!
Zoobie? Where did that name come from anyway? Did it just pop in your head. It sounds like the name of an animal that you just wanna cuddle.
I’m glad you’re enjoying the cartoon. The story I sent you is fairly short (a little naughty :-) ) but soooo good. To bad the authoress hasn’t written any others. But she’s apparently published.
Cherry :lol:
The whole point of astrology is not so we can walk around gloating about how great we are so all of those “typical” Virgo descriptions are pretty much just ear candy. You gotta do your own chart!!!! Astrology is about telling us the stuff we need to change and also the strengths we have that we can build on — to serve others and make the world better. So if you have that perfectionist control freak in you that is inflexible, even if it only on a mental level, don’t you want to know?
Michael’s moon sign was Pisces, so that combination creates unique struggles. Michael I think didn’t struggle with his need for order, I think that wasn’t his weak point — I think it was elsewhere in his chart.
Astrologically, we call that parts of your chart that points to where you’ll have struggles the “conflicted” parts — theyt are not in harmony with the other parts of your nature. Everything in nature is about balance and harmony. If you have one part of your personality that tries to be dominant it throws the other parts out of whack.
Anyway, I’m sure I’m NOT making any sense!!! :lol:
No fair, Ladake you have to tell us what sign you were. I have an astrological psychological chart done and sent to me from Switzerland — it cost me $80 bucks, but money well spent. It really told me EXACTLY what my issues were, though some of it I didn’t understand at the time I read it.
:lol: I remember reading a book about astrology. I read all the signs with much interest then compared them to her description of Leos — why oh why was my description so short!!!! The others were quite long. I sat down to write a letter of complaint and then stopped and laughed outrageously at myself. Here, the author would have said, is a typical Leo asking why she didn’t get more pages!!!!!!
Zoobie, the name came from divine inspiration, that’s why I can’t take credit for it. :smile:
I’d do anything to make his beautiful soul smile. ANYTHING. :heart:
As for the little Michaels…
Uhhhh… *blushes*
I don’t really take them out before I drink.
You see, I like to suck on them…
(Sorry, it was just too tempting. JUST KIDDING LITTLE MICHAELS! )
I’m almost afraid to ask which part you’re sucking on, Enola — Almost!
I’m thinking of Saniia here! :lol: :tongue: :silly:
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I’m a Gemini
Moon in Sag (since you were talking about Mike’s) ; Venus in Taurus ; ruling planet Mercury!
For the most part, I’m very easy going and generally happy and stress free and don’t like confrontation. But I’m also….scatterbrained :lol:
I don’t like routine and get bored VERY easily. I think right now I’m in a perfect place in my life with a job that allows me to travel and do my own thing, otherwise I’d feel cooped up and caged in.
But my chart goes into so much deep stuff! As I was reading I was like… “yeah, uh huh, that’s me” or “Damn, how’d they know that!”
But I think it’s good for everyone to get one done. I don’t remember the exact price, but it was not cheap!
Okay, my mom is in France right now, she’ll be back tomorrow night, I will ask her the exact time of my birth (God, I hope she remembers…I think she told me before and said it was about 3 p.m. but that could have also been my sister so I better check again) and go to this website. :)
I actually thought about the names you suggest, CherryLeigh, but I just knew I would never get away with that without being ridiculed and teased by my husband. Now he’s not going to have a clue what Zoobie means – and I’ll be the one who laughs…that is if I get to keep him of course. The cat – not my husband. I guess the latter one is here to stay, for better or for worse, no matter what I do. LOL!
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And I thought I was bad!
Was that a question, Sabine? :w00t:
Ladake Gemini — you’re of two minds about everything, huh? Well, that’s usually the general description. With a Sag Moon! That should be fun for you boyfriend!!!!! And a ruling plant of Mercury, that DOESN’T like confrontation — how’d that happen? :wassat:
You know astrologically everyone has an elevated, higher state of mind that they can get to if they learn the lessons they need to learn.
So you can have a highly developed Gemini, and one who has just started and they’ll be VERY different. That’s why I love the Avatar story. See how he came back every time first as an Earth Bender, then as a Fire bender etc.
So we all come back to, in the circle astrologically, that’s what I believe, and each sign has unique lessons they need to learn and also unique strengths.
My daughter is Sun, Moon and Ascendant in Scorpio! :w00t:
As a matter my two kids and I all have our Moons in Scorpio, so you KNOW things can get emotional in our house!
This is my astrological breakdown: Sun in Leo, Moon in Scorpio, Ascendant in Leo, if my father is to be believed, and I was born in the morning.
My mother said, nope, it’s the evening, so then it would be: Sun in Leo, Moon in Scorpio and Ascendant in Capricorn.
So how do I know what’s true? Well, No. 1, my mother likes to lie. No. 2, she has a very convenient memory, not that I trust my Dad any more. No. 3, the description for myself with my birthtime at 6:29 a.m. is more accurate than the 6:29 p.m. one.
I don’t have my org. birth certificate so I’m going with 6:29 a.m. Things change so it’s important to know your EXACT birthtime!
Okay, back to Enola.
I was going to say, OF COURSE I’m not asking you!
Remember, I’m like Kit.
But you know what, Kit WOULD ask you!!!!! :lol:
so, are you gonna tell us? :devil:
Now remember if you keep Zoobie, you have to love him up like Saniia does!
According to my charts, my ideal boyfriend/soulmate would be Sag with Venus in Capricorn. Would you believe that I was with one of those! UGH! And we had a great, great connection, known him all my life but I think we got together too young, so it didn’t work out. :sad:
And confrontation… no, I don’t like to argue with people. I will if I have to, but I will tear up if someone looks at me wrong!
Okay, since you seem to be asking, Sabine, I better tell you.
I don’t know how it would even be possible, but IF I were ever to suck on anything – and please note I said IF – I would most likely go for something bigger. However, being a good girl I would never ever even consider something like that. :biggrin:
Zoobie will get all the love in the world. I promise!
Ladake, I always interpret (and I could be wrong) not liking confrontation as someone saying they don’t know HOW to have confrontation, and that’s why they don’t like it. And you know what that means. :wink:
Awwww I’m so sorry it didn’t work out with your Sag, was he your first love? They’re hard to tie down, you know!
We got together too young, aren’t you like 20 :tongue:
My kids Dad is a Sag — good lord, talk about still a child! But he’s a great guy, just with lots of issues.
At least he gave me beautiful children!
I don’t know what my ideal mate is, it would have to be someone who is very independent. i don’t think I really want to live with anyone :cheerful:
You’re probably right. Arguments/confrontation….. I’ll stick up for myself and state my point, but after that it’s just folks running on emotion and everything important has already been said so what’s the point??? *shrugs*
By that time, i’ve usually walked away or am just looking at you like you’ve lost your mind.
I love PEACE! I’m a quiet person so like you said, I don’t ‘confront’ well.
My natal chart also listed my elements… I’m balanced in every single one, so that means I’m calm, gentle, sensitive and empathetic. I like and need harmony in my life.
20! LOL I like, 10 years ago!
Enola, you’ve done it again! I’m speechless! :wassat:
You don’t know the mental image you just gave me!!!!!! :w00t:
Ladake, Well, my point is I don’t know anyone who LIKES confrontation, (unless they’re abusive) so when you say:
Hmmm, sounds very hoity-toity :lol:
No, seriously, I mean, confrontation is how we learn about ourselves. The important things DON’T get said until the person gets emotional — before that they’re largely “thinking” and putting on a show.
I’m not talking about people who are abusive, though — that’s a whole ‘nother ball of wax! No point in talking to people like that.
I love this line in Matrix, when the man who is protecting the Oracle says to Neo, after he fights him, before he allows him to see her, you never really know a person until you fight them.
That’s true.
You don’t know anyone until you’ve had confrontations with them, because that’s when all the good, real, true stuff comes out :wub:
I read this once in a book and always loved it. The woman said to a person who was describing his love interest in glowing terms, come now, tell me what’s wrong with her, otherwise I won’t believe she’s human.
:wink: :silly: :biggrin:
One of the bad traits I have, I’ll tell you right now, is I have to WORK on being patient. I’m the type of person who get’s on line at the bank, and I’ve only been there 2 seconds and I’m huffing and puffing and sighing exaggeratedly, OMG! What is taking so long!!!! This is ridiculous!!!!!
:lol:
I once said to myself, Wow, Sabine, you JUST got here!
I also HATE when people ask me what my plans are for the day or in the future — I don’t know why. I always yell, I DON’T KNOW YET!!!
The good thing about me, though, I will say, I laugh the loudest at my faults. I always shake my head and say, wow, I’m so crazy! :lol:
see you have a young spirit, I thought you were like 19, 20, fuh real!
My problems…. laziness and messiness!
It’s strange, well maybe not, because my mom is like an almost obsessive neat freak.
But what do they say…. she get it from her daddy! :tongue: I’m like my father.
Think GOD for maid service!
But I’m the exact opposite in that regard, Sabine, I’m very patient. I’m of the mind that, it will happen when it will happen – or – we’ll get there when we get there. That can sometimes be a good thing or a bad thing.
I don’t like to be constrained by time or limits. I like to have the freedom to do and complete what I’m doing naturally, as it happens, which sometimes makes it hard on me at work — (back in school too) — but I do it, on time….. not without complaining the entire time though.
And maybe so, but depending upon ‘how’ it’s ‘coming out’ and at me, I tend to tune out.
General back and forth, debates, passionate conversing…that’s all well and good. But the other stuff….
As a matter of fact, I can’t even recall the last argument I’ve had because I avoid them.
So you’re the person calmly waiting on line that I look at and go, WTF is she doing just standing there!
I’m the one who says, Is there another teller open? :lol:
I don’t think it’s strange that you’re messy since your Mom was a neat freak. My Mom was messy, and thus I am a neat freak.
:smile:
I probably would HELP the maids clean. I like to clean — it relaxes me! :wub:
That we have in common — that’s why I don’t like people to ask me what I’m doing because if I say I’m going to do something I HAVE TO DO IT — I used to be so much worst.
I’d have a mental list in my head of all the things I needed to do for the day, and if just one thing didn’t get done, OMG, I was SO DEPRESSED and felt like an utter failure.
What do they call that, an “A” type personality?
Now I’ve learned to be a little easier on myself, but I still expect a lot from myself, I won’t let myself be lazy! :pouty:
You said you were Empathic, what did you mean Ladake, did you mean you’re an Empath, because you know I am an Empath — I can’t be around any one negative or dishonest or abusive — they completely drain me emotionally.
Also I tend to attract people to me who need to get things off their chest. Sad part is they don’t really want to TALK about it.
They just wanna kinda like BLUUUUURRRRRRRR :sick: all over you, and then they feel better and say, ok thanks. Ill see you next time.
I had to learn to shield myself against that.
I would probably stare a hole in the back of his/her head, lol, but I wouldn’t say anything. Or I’d just go to another ATM/teller.
I create those mental lists all the time. Do they get completed??? RARELY!
I think I just like to create them for the possibilities they represent. Sometimes I even write down what I’m gonna do for the day. Calendars, day planners…. my soul laughs at these things.
:lol: We’re typing over each other.
What’s the other stuff? When I speak of confrontation I have something in mind.
:ermm: I wonder if we’re talking about the same thing.
Example of potential confrontation that ‘could have’ happened to me recently:
On the plane, at night, movie’s playing, most folks trying to sleep. Two rows in front of me, this woman was talking LOUDLY to the man in the seat across from her. It was getting on my nerves and I could’ve confronted her to ask her to shut the hell up, but instead I just turned up the volume to my headphones.
I don’t like situations that can lead to potential arguments.
When people are just discussing (like we’re doing now), sharing about themselves, when they are passionate about a topic and I can learn from that….I love those moments. I like to learn and hear about different ideas, ways of living, thinking…etc…
When it gets to the point where someone’s feelings can get hurt (usually mine) … that’s what I avoid if possible and don’t like.
Oh, okay — I think I understand you better now. The example you used, I wouldn’t have confronted the lady, because in my mind, she knows she’d being loud and doesn’t care. I don’t like to wrestle with people. So arguments like that, I would even have it.
I don’t argue, I just say how I feel. So I mean confrontation in terms of if someone has done something to me or hurt me or disrespected me, whatever, and it matters to me, yes, I will say something and stand up for myself — I will not just turn my head phones up, :wink:
I mean confrontation like that, I don’t have a problem with, when something needs to be said.
Like sometimes you’ll see here on CCC, I have to address certain behavior.
Discussions, even heated ones, I don’t call confrontations — but some people do, they don’t’ like them either, because they think it will lead to hurt feelings.
I don’t think anyone likes to get their feelings hurt but I look at it as the way of life. I don’t really worry about it, if I do hurt someone’s feelings and I feel badly, I’d be the first to apologize, but sometimes people say they’re hurt to try to play victim and manipulate others so that they can get their way.
Anyway, did you see what I asked you about being empathic?
No, I don’t ever feel drained. I try to understand people and I’m sensitive to their feelings and try to put myself in their shoes. I don’t like to see suffering or abuse or people being mistreated. Hmmm…let’s see, I did a personality test once and it stated I tend to put other people’s feelings before my own, which is probably true.
Folks talk to me all the time too. Even when I don’t want them to. Especially when you’re in the same space and you think to yourself, okay, I’m just gonna sit here and watch and THINK (i’m in my mind a lot) but then someone will sit next to me or if we’re next to each other on the plane… I know their whole life story. lol. But that doesn’t bother me.
Like, I love people. But I am very content by myself too – which is probably learned behavior from being an only child.
Hmm, okay, I don’t know why, but I’m not really understanding you for some crazy reason.
I’ll give you my definition of empath — I don’t ever try to understand people, I just do. Like if you were sitting next to me and upset, I could FEEL it — you wouldn’t have to say a word, and sometimes intuitively, I’d know why, too. But that becomes a problem if the other person doesn’t know why or doesn’t want to know why. Or if they’re emotional vampires.
Well, this is what I mean when I say I’m an empath — this is really me in a nutshell, which is like a gift and a curse:
“You are like a human sponge, absorbing things from your environment. You can instantly read people without trying, but only at times, although you do not always fully understand the things you sense, perceive, and feel. You just “know” some things. However, you do not understand others motives or intentions towards you until it is too late to do anything about it. When people lie to you, it confuses you and frustrates you.
“You do not understand why humans need to have hidden agendas when dealing with others. You delight in being honest and upfront with people and have no need for hidden agendas. You always expect people to be like that with you, but they usually are not. You are a wonderful friend, but it is hard for you to keep friendships or relationships. Most people do not like the thought of being around someone who can read them or see into their soul. Most people have hidden things that they would be embarrassed for anyone else to know. Strangely enough, you might never even know those very things. It is not like you can read minds at all. It is just certain things are instantly known, while other things might never be known.
And then there are some people who are emotional vampires. When you are around these people they drain you of all your personal energy, usually done on a subconscious level. You leave them feeling totally drained and fatigued.
You delight in details, and try hard to make yourself be understood by others. You have the ability to write long, detailed letters. These details help you to be understood as well as understand others. It is very important for you to be understood. Most Empaths are misunderstood which only frustrates and disappoints them even more so. It can finally get to where an Empath just does not feel anyone understands them at all, and they choose to turn into near-hermits and withdraw from society almost completely at an older age. The hassle is just not worth it.”
“Empaths are highly sensitive. This is the term commonly used in describing one’s abilities (sensitivity) to another’s emotions and feelings. Empaths have a deep sense of knowing that accompanies empathy and are often compassionate, considerate, and understanding of others. An empath can sense the truth behind the cover and will act compassionately to help that person express him/herself, thus making them feel at ease and not so desperately alone. Others tune into the Empaths energy and tend to gravitate towards them knowing they are “safe” with this empathetic person.
There are also varying levels of strength in empaths which may be related to the individualís awareness of self, understanding of the powers of empathy, and/or the acceptance or non-acceptance of empathy by those associated with them, including family and peers. Generally, those who are empathic grow up with these tendencies and do not learn about them until later in life.
Empaths often possess the ability to sense others on many different levels. From their position in observing what another is saying, feeling and thinking, they come to understand another. They can become very proficient at reading another person’s body language and/or study intently the eye movements.
Empaths make great friends or lovers for life but are literally crushed if the friendship or relationship is abused. They will through many experiences and heartaches become more selective. Though Empaths may have a large circle of friends, they generally only have a few trusted ones. Oftentimes Empaths attract jealousy in others because of their many talents, loving nature and natural ability to
get along with and network with so many people. The jealousy will hurt an Empath as they really cannot comprehend this behavior or lack of compassionate understanding.”
When I first learned about this I almost fell outta my chair they could have just put the name SAbine is, and it would have read just the same.
Well, this is the rest of it, and in my life I’ve found that I like being me and don’t like being me, because it can be a burden to be this way and can’t help it :sad: . . . . and mostly I go through life not really understanding, on an emotional level (meaning not getting the purpose) of why people act the way they do.
“If an Empaths is in person with someone and they’ve just been lied to, they will know. And they will know why. They will know if the other person is trying to spare feelings, they will know if malice was involved – in other words, they will know the intent. You cannot lie in the face of an Empath and not be caught out. While they will not usually be able to tell the specifics of what you’re hiding, they will know if you mean them well or not.
Empaths are often quiet and can take a while to handle a compliment for they’re more inclined to point out another’s positive attributes. They usually achieve in quiet and are not one to brag about their talents and interests. They are highly expressive in all areas of emotional connection and talk openly, and, at times, quite frankly in respect to themselves. They may have few problems talking about their feelings. But empaths have a tendency to openly feel what is outside of them more so than what is inside of them. This can cause empaths to ignore their own needs.
Even complete strangers find it easy to talk to empaths about the most personal things, and before they know it, they have poured out their hearts and souls without intending to do so consciously. It is as though on a sub-conscious level that person knows instinctively that empaths would listen with compassionate understanding.
Here are the listeners of life. Empaths are often problem solvers, thinkers, and studiers of many things. As far as empaths are concerned, where a problem is, so too is the answer. They often will search until they find one–if only for peace of mind.”
I don’t think that I would label myself as an ‘Empath.’
I’m sensitive to others feelings/situations..I can easily identify with someone, but I don’t know if it’s on that deep of a level.
:lol: Okay, it’s not that deep for you – it is for me, unfortunately or fortunately, depending on how you look at it.
I actually think by definition Michael was empathic. When an empath grows up in a dysfunctional home where the parents are being dishonest all the time, they suffer terribly. I’m not sure if he knew about this stuff — he was well read, so maybe. Well, I wonder if he knew.
I always say I’m Counselor Troy from Star Trek!!! :happy:
I’m running out so if you answer I can’t answer right away!
be back later :smile:
Enola… are you drinking again?
hello addicts… hello boss – I saw I got a beautiful response to my comment – TY!
In honour of waiting for our CM to return as BBM I would like a Mr M pretty please.
Gracie… I wanna see your pictures – do I even have to ask anymore – tsk – damn girl!
OMG, I know I’m totally late on this but I just watched the youtube clip from the previous comments page of Michael at the 1st Annual Black Gold awards. How adorable is he??? I just wanted to jump on that couch and tackle him with kisses!!! How sweet is he when he says “Thank you so much and I love you and I have nothing more to say.” And then he laughs at the end cause he’s so shy?!?!?!
OMG!!!
*Dies 1000 deaths*
Frodes! You’re so funny!!!:wub:
Okay ——>>>>>>
Have you guys ever seen this: :w00t: SM Motherfreakin’ Head!
Something to keep you happy until BadBoy Mike :tongue: LMAO!!!!
:silly: :biggrin: :cheerful: :happy:
You know, I’ve seen one of those before on youtube and it was just embarrassing. I’m afraid to click!!!
:blink:
errrrrrrrr
It’s good for laughs Frodes. I have another one, but I don’t want to put up the link — it’s just so BAD!!! And then to read people saying, wow, this is good!!! :lol: :biggrin:
I mean the things they have Michael doing — no respect!!!!! :pinch:
:wassat:
yeah ummm..
*shaking my head*
NO
:ermm:
I am taking the sweet smile and going to the recovery room.. call me when the real BBM shows up!
Shamone, does that mean you don’t want more?????
I read an article, right, that talked about a few stories — he said “Once you get down to the carnal nitty-gritty it’s all kind of the same, like bad versions of letters in porn mags, except starring Michael Jackson,” but since he said he was “into them” and yes I mean HE said that, the person who wrote one of the articles he quoted featured it on her site as “promotion” of her story. She was actually happy!!!! :wassat:
Lmao!!!! It’s tooooo funny!!!! :cheerful: :biggrin:
If someone described my story like that, I’d bury the link to that article as low as I could put it!
Soooo, you guys don’t want more? There’s LOTS of them!!! :tongue:
I was going to put another one up, but I don’t want to give you guys nightmares! I’m off to the movies, going to see The Other Guys! It looks funny!!!!
Midnight shows rock! :wink:
Midnight shows TOTALLY rock!!! I went to all the Lord of the Rings ones. Definitely the best ones EVER!!! The Harry Potter ones are fun, too!!! Can’t wait for that one later this year, speaking of which!!!
‘A cloud of Michael dust’
…… :blink:
Okay. No.
That’s just sad. I couldn’t get past that. I’m with Mgirl, I’ll just patiently wait for BBM.
*sneaks in for an early morning drink, talking to herself*
Well, well, well…
The blog drunk seems to see right through me.
How does she do it? I don’t get it.
I mean, I was only talking about innocent topics last night. My cat Zoobie and suck… GOOD LORD!
I must have been drunk. Did I really… OMG! *blushes*
Maybe I should go for a cup of coffee instead?
Nahhhh, that Mikegasm looks too good – and at least there’s a little coffee in it.
Morning Enola! :cheerful: I left some fanfiction on the da bar for everyone to enjoy :tongue:
Morning Sabine!
Yeah, I noticed. At first I did not want to see what it was, but in the end my curiosity got the better of me so I checked out the first one. Less than a minute into the story I ran away screaming! It wasn’t even remotely funny. First of all I just found it WAY too hardcore for lil’ old me and…. ugh, I hate this…it just went too fast for me too. And where was the L.O.V.E.? :cwy:
Yep! I’m a sucker (hehehehe, oops there it was again) for love and romance and I know the true value of a goooooood looooooong foreplay. :angel:
God, Sabine, look at the things you make me write. :blush:
I think it’s good for my mental health that I have to go back to work in three days. Goint through three weeks of non stop Michaelmania has blown quite a few fuses in my brain and I really need to go back to normal before I blow the rest of them and drift off into pure Michael madness. :cool:
I can’t see these videos! (I don’t seem to miss much, though ^^). For a while now more and more videos on youtube have not been available anymore here in Germany due to Sony Music Entertainment copyright stuff or whatever, it’s sooo annoying! :getlost: :sick: :pinch:
But incidentally, just a few days ago I saw another dirty fanfiction video (I mean, that in itself is quite a crazy idea…) and it was soooo bad, Michael was an abusive boyfriend/husband and when his girlfriend came home later than expected he hit her and raped her and there was blood, I think, too. Ugh! :sick:
That’s too hardcore for me, as well, it’s just wrong. I mean I read somewhere that Michael was into SM and in CM he sometimes slaps Sabah’s behind, right? I can deal with that but the rest is really crazy…*shakeshead*
And I miss da lurve, too! :cwy: :cwy: :wub:
How was the movie, Sabine? :smile:
Jesus Christmas, CherryLeigh!
Germany! That means we are neighbors!
*waves at CherryLeigh from Denmark* :biggrin:
*wavesbackatEnola* :lol: God, you’re so close but I’ve never been to Denmark! :sad:
So you’re Danish? Wow, I thought because of you’re perfect English you were British/American/Australian/SouthAfrican/NewZealand… :smile:
Come on now! You are not doing too bad yourself! I would never have guessed you are in Germany if someone had asked me.
How come you’ve never been to Denmark? Do you live in southern Germany?
I’ve been to Germany many times, though never further south than Hamburg. Well, okay I once travelled through Germany by train on my way to Rome, but that doesn’t really count, does it?
I must be getting old. *sighs*
No further south than Hamburg… tsk, tsk, tsk…
I was in Berlin shortly after the wall came down..
How could I ever forget?
Oh, thank you, but honestly, you’re good! :cheerful: :wink:
LOL I don’t know why, the opportunity didn’t come up yet I guess. I live in the most western city of Germany, Aachen, right on the border to the Netherlands and Belgium and I’ve never really traveled up north. But my roommate has been to Copenhagen a few months ago and LOVED it so I definitely have to go there one day! :smile:
Oh really, well that counts! :) I was 1 year old when it came down. :biggrin:
I was 18! LOL!
Now about my english…
I think it’s about time I tell all of you beautiful ladies the truth.
I actually majored in english – but it was way back in 1998. Furthermore, I never found a job where I could make good use of it – so my english rusted like an old car sitting out in the rain. When I came to this site less than a year ago I had a haaaaard time finding the courage to write my first comment. I think it ended up being just a line actually. I felt really uncomfortable doing it, but I badly needed to share my affection for Michael with someone who would understand, so I had no choise really. Very pathetic. LOL!
Anyway, posting comments here has been like pouring oil into an old engine, and although I am definitely not running smoothly yet, I’m getting more confident. Enough to tell you the truth, anyway.
*Gulps down Golden Boy to steady herself*