15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
*running in*
Oh I don’t have much time this AM but I wanted to say hello good morning!
I reading all these little comments..love you ladies…
Frodes… I have to email you – are we gonna try and meet? I now know my dates I will be in LA!
umm bOsS.. I will comment more on those vids tonight when I get back home DOH!
ladake – cover your eyes – RUN!
Cherry… don’t worry – you are no missing anything
E…. why are you always stunning me and making me smile??
*filling my thermos*
Okay I am outtie… I love CLUELESS!
Whoop – happy day girls!
Okay ladies, I’ve got something I want to share with you.
Those of you, who have known me for a while, will probably not think I have gone raving mad, and I hope the rest of you will bear with me. Also, I must stress that I’m serious for a change. I would never joke about something like this. And NO, I have not had any red wine today. SERIOUSLY!
Two days ago, I was standing in my kitchen talking to my husband, who sat at the table drinking his early morning coffee. I cannot remember the topic of our conversation, but it must have been interesting, since I did not feel the need to look down when I felt one of my cats brush against my leg. With two adult cats and five kittens in the house, it was nothing out of the ordinary, anyway. Suddenly I felt something moving up my leg, and for a few seconds I thought the cat was trying to climb up my leg, but then I realized I did not feel the claws and I looked down to see what it was. The only thing I saw was my leg and my foot standing on the floor. No cat, nothing at all in fact, and the feeling went away. Then my husband asked me what was going on. I think he must have seen it on my face. So, I told him.
I guess it is fair to say that he – in his own loving way – told me I was going mad. I cannot say his reaction was much of a surprise, so I just shrugged my shoulders. I have told him about my strange encounters before – like when I felt someone behind me touch my hair while I was at work, when no one was standing behind me – but he has never once believed me.
Then a few hours ago, he was watching TV in the living room (lying comfortably on the couch, the lazy bastard, while I was preparing dinner in the kitchen). Suddenly he asked me if I still feel things. I told him I did not really know what he meant. He sat up and looked at me with a funny expression on his face. Then he told me he had just felt something hit him in the chest and assumed that it was the fat one of our cats, which jumped up on him…but when he looked down, he saw nothing. He looked at me with wide eyes and went: “What the h… is going on?”
What do you think?
I think someone gave my poor hubby a punch in the ribs for not believing me the other day.
I’m on the run but wanted to stop in and say BIG HELLO to everyone.
What happened to Gracie!!!!! :cwy:
Enola, i know you mentioned having experiences like this before . . . . have you ever seen Paranormal Activity?
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edit: I don’t want to be a Debbie Downer, cause that’s not my intention, so I came back to say just be careful, because the spirit world is tricky, and sometimes the spirits we encounter are not who we thnk they are or want them to be . . . . and they can be dangerous, too.
Okay, well you already know — or should know, I’ve got one foot on Earth and another somewhere else, so consider the source of this warning. Now where’s a crazy smilie when I need one. That’s my way of saying, yeah, my thoughts and ideas may sound out there!!!! Sometimes toooooooooooo serious and over the top! I KNOW!!!!! :cheerful:
But I am serious! :pouty:
Wow.. I wish I could give you a deeper profound answer, but I am only me to answer
E – maybe it is someone trying to tell you something or get your attention. I remember the story you told us about being ill and leaving your footprints on the other side and I believed you… I truly believe that is possible – I had a similar experience (not sharing that now) but I believe there are sprits (good and bad) that want to interact with us… you have a very open aura about you – so I would not dismiss it – I just don’t know what to tell you to do about it…
Sabine… Gracie is gone camping for the weekend!
Okay my pizza pie is here – YUMMY!
Thanks for letting us in on the secret, Eonla! :wink: I think it’s great you majored in English, I study English, too, to become a teacher. DId you go one or two semesters abroad for your studies, and if so, where?
Wow, about that story…you know, for a few months now I’ve been feeling something like cold air brush my face or my hands even though the windows were closed and I hadn’t moved a muscle…it’s only for a few seconds though and only on that particular part of my body…sometimes, it was also my foot.
But what you describe about your husband is quite…spooky. On the other hand, maybe it’s Michael and he wanted your hubby to know that you’re not crazy. :smile: I don’t know…
Sabine, no I have never seen paranormal activities. I’m a very down to earth kind of person and I don’t really believe in these things. But then again, if you had asked me about spiritual experiences a year ago I would have told you I did not believe in that either.
You are not being a Debbie Downer and the things you say have crossed my mind too. I have even wondered if it was just a product of my own imagination, but how would that explain my husband’s experience? I told my mother about it for the first time last night and we had a long conversation about it. She’s very religious (to a point where she almost suffocated me with it when I was a child) but I thought she might be able to shed some light on it. She told me she believes the ability to feel these things runs in the family and that no one ever had a bad experience – not did I for that matter. It has always been pleasant, comforting experiences. She concluded that I must have some sort of a guardian angel – a conclusion that would have been a bit hard for me to believe if it was not for the fact that I feel that way too sometimes.
I know it may sound so, but actually I don’t spend that much time wondering about it on a daily basis though. When it happens, it happens. It’s been months since something happened the last time.
My husband believes in NOTHING, but yesterday he had just talked about his father, who died many years ago, and somehow I think he had let his mental guard down – something he rarely does, by the way. I think he left open a crack in his armour for a few seconds, so something took advantage of it right away and nudged him in his ribs. We talked about it this morning and I asked him “Do you believe me, now?”
The poor guy was squirming in his seat, but he said he believed me. Victory!
On the more humorous side it’s nice to know that I am not going nuts all on my own!!
Mgirl, I’m not going to do anything about it. It doesn’t worry me or keep me up at night, so I just say “Oh hi, so it’s you again?”
CherryLeigh, so you’ve been there too, huh? I sympathize!
About Michael… I know it’s just a joke, but let’s play along with the idea for a few seconds. I LOVE Michael,
BUT if it was him, it would break my heart. He’s more than welcome to invade my dreams, but I would be really sad if he spend his after life days looking after his fans.
*smiles*
Thank God, I never believed for a second that it’s him. I know he’s home, safe and sound. So, no worries!
Have a nice day ladies and thanks for your thoughts.
I must sound crazy :w00t:
Right above the video of Michael recieving awards martinigirl posted , there is empty box, with a red x in the corner, I’m assuming that’s where a picture was suppossed to be, right above it, it says sweetness lol, am I making sense? oh well.
Those stories you posted from youtube smh
Hey Enola, I’m so happy you were able to receive my message in the spirit that it was sent. The mind is a very powerful thing, but that being said, yes, I believe spirits are REAL — what else is beating our hearts and giving us our voice? We came from somewhere and we will be going right back to it, eventually. Energy cannot be destoryed, just transformed. So it’s good that your husband is now a believer — but a jab in the chest, that’s not friendly. So I’d just be alert.
Now, as for who the spirit is — the question of if it’s Michael, I mentioned before right, how the woman who has been “hating” on me told me she was “talking” to Michael — random conversations about nothing right — there’s a bunch of people claiming to be tapping into Michael. I’m sure the mischevious spirit world is having a field day :cheerful:
Seriously, though, I believe that our spirits are expansive and unlimited, when it’s no longer inhibited by our bodies, so to me that means Michael could be here, there and everywhere, but I seriously believe since he left three young children, especially little Blanket :cwy: and his Mom, whom he loved so much, that this is where his energy would be more concentrated, in making sure they are okay — especially knowing the environment he left them in. :heart:
Now you might be wondering than what the hell am I going on about then, when I say Cowboy Mike was given to me by divine inspiration. Well, I think of that more like tapping into a frequency, like a radio wave that’s already out there, transmitting, and all you have to do is open yourself up to and BAM! :wub:
Hey Colette! The only thing I find crazy is that you keep talking about it! :tongue: Did you watch the 2000 Watts video? isn’t it hot?
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morning everyone – box check your inbox!
OMG gurls, I don’t know where to post this but I have to show you what I just found!
Apparently, it’s a love letter from Michael to a woman who says that she was his girlfriend but wants to stay anonymous. It is very intimate and personal but it’s already out there so….I don’t know if this is fake or not but it sure looks A LOT like Michael’s handwriting. And the words he writes are so beautiful, sounds like him. :wub:
Just read it for yourselves, here is the letter:
In case you can’t read everything:
Why did you take away your love..the same love that made me unable to speak the love that made me forget my memories the love that saved me?
Tell me. Did I come to short?..wasn’t I enough? Have I done or said something wrong?
I believe in miracles and angels…I know you escaped through heavens gates to enlighten me.
I believe in faith deep inside I believe heaven has bounded us.
I have seen nothing but misery in my life until..(black line)….All these years I have been seeking to give what I only desire now to receive from you.
Your heart commanded me to follow while my soul was hurt and my mind confused.
I allowed you to take possession of my feelings..in return I loved obeyed and honored you beyond words
I revealed myself to you in ways in which I thought were impossible.
I saw and still see you as my soul mate…as my wife and as the mother of my fourth child.
What do you think?
O-O! That looks a lot like Michael’s handwriting.
Gosh! If this is real… :cwy:
Okay, okay, let me try to catch my breath and think for a while.
I’ll be back!
My thoughts exactly, E! I had to catch my breath and let it simmer…I really think it might be real.
:cwy:
and
:wub:
I have read it over and over again, but I am none the wiser.
I cannot tell for sure if he wrote it or not, but I CAN tell that the person, who wrote the letter, was really miserable and heartbroken. I almost wish it’s a fake letter. I can’t bear to think of Michael feeling that way.
God, my ovaries hurt. I feel like screaming.
I cannot remember the last time when I wanted to hug him so badly…
I need a shot of L.O.V.E.
NOW!
If that is authentic all I can say is ‘what an IDIOT!!!!’
I hope it’s fake too, Enola.
That was so sweetly sad. Mother of his fourth child??? So this was after Blanket was born?
I’ll have to come back later to talk some more.
And by ‘idiot’ I’m referring to the woman that let him go.
….if only ….le sigh….. :wub:
Hey girls, about the letter — it’s part of 7 pages presented to a newspaper. I read this comment on the link discussing it, and agree so much, I don’t even have to say it again.
Here is what the woman said:
“With all due respect, and no offense to anyone here, my position regarding the authenticity of the letters allegedly written by Michael Jackson still stands. Please let me be clear in stating that I am not and was not criticizing anyone here for posting scans or links to the letters. I merely participated in a discussion regarding them and question their validity. I’ve seen samples of Michael’s actual handwriting and am well aware of the slight variations that have occurred in some cases.
Such a letter, were it real, would have NO business finding it’s way into the hands of anyone but the original intended recipient. I explained in my previous post why I have taken that position. For those who believe in the authenticity of it, I encourage them to study samples of Michael’s writing and get a good handwriting analysis book and do their homework.
My position remains unchanged and will remain unchanged. I question EVERYTHING presented by the media, as well as mystery letters written minus dates and salutations, arriving with questionable timing while ‘mystery girlfriends’ are swirling about. As Michael once said, just because it’s presented in a newspaper or magazine doesn’t make it the truth. It’s irrelevant to me whether the letter is a letter or song lyrics because I don’t believe Michael wrote it.
http://www.michaeljackson.com/us/node/408509
And then a letter like that is so personal, whhhhhhhhhy would anyone want to give that out to the media?
I suppose folks will continue to come out with and produce articles and claim it came from Michael. Why , I don’t know. Money maybe…. or is it just attention that they seek.
But like I stated, what idiot would break up with MJ if he was that devoted as evidenced in this “pretend” letter.
Clearly some people have too much time on their hands.
To me, just looking at his handwriting, it looks like his. I mean I can imagine there are some people out there who are crazy enough to have learned to copy it very very well, for example that he sometimes uses capital letters in the middle of a word and that he has two versions for the letter I.
And yes, such a letter should have no business finding its way into the hands of anyone but the original intendet recipient, that’s true but you never know, there were people less close to Michael than a girlfriend would be who leaked information or pictures to the media..Maybe this woman didn’t consider their relationship as meainungful as Michael did. I don’t know. If it’s fake then whoever invented it did quite a good job.
Do you see the printed letters next to the letter? In the eight line there is a word that ends with the letter é, there is no word in English that ends with this letter so maybe this is not a lover letter from Michael to anyone but a translation that Michael wrote down, from French for example…maybe on the other 6 pages one could find more evidence for or against that theory. Are they out yet Sabine? I only found this page so far.
I always despair when I see how easilly people will believe anything that is printed in a newspaper. As a writer, I will tell you it’s very easy (at least for me) to recreate a letter, simulate someone’s voice and pretend to be them — it’s a talent and some people use it to entertain people with wonderful stories, and some people use it to slander people and fuck around and cause trouble.
The same woman, FabricPrincess, I’m quoting her again:
“There should have been a date on the letter, one would think, or at least a greeting or salutation. It’s also highly suspicious that such an obvious love letter would conveniently find its way into a local newspaper, with enough time to get out, get printed, and – again very conveniently – get taken down after the woman who claims ownership of the letter threatens to take action.”
Michael’s handwriting changed like CRAZY over the years, just look at the sample letters in the link. As the letter goes on, it sounds less and less credible to me and more like the fantasy of yet another unstable “fan”.
Oh, forget my theory, the last line, about the mother of his fourth child breaks it. I mean, it would be too much of a coincidence if that was what the “original text” said.
Maybe it’s just a letter that Michael wrote but never gave to who ever it was for and somehow somebody got his/her hands on it (I mean, we don’t know what happenend to all of his personal stuff, do we?) and spun this story around it that Michael had a girlfriend who was sick of all the BS about him and wanted to prove that he was heterosexual and so on…So, just looking at this one single page I can believe that these words were written by Michael. Still, I’d like to read the remaining pages because so far the rest of this story remains doubtful.
Hey Cherry, I think that part you wrote about the letter e, is just ‘Heaven’s” with the apostrophe. Is that what you mean?
7 pages is a lot to just make up, though I’m sure some people could do it. I still hope it is fake, cuz it’s just sad.
Ok, I didn’t have time to properly look into all of this yet…so the story goes that somebody stole the letter from the woman it was written to and ran to a local newspaper with it (by the way, which newspaper was it, which city/country?) where it got printed and then this woman saw the letter (how? if she’s American and the local newspaper was printed in, I don’t know, Australia, how would she know about that?) and threatened to take action? Ok, that’s really lame.
Hey ladake! No, look at the letters to the left of “Michael’s letter”. It’s the Heaven’s line but left, where the printed letters are. There is a word that ends with the letter “é”. But my theory is BS anyway. LOL
Oh, okay, I see. That’s the page scanned in behind the letter.
:wink: Gotcha.
Cherry, here’s the full text of the seven photos of the letters:
:ermm: @ photo seven’s text!
Hmmm…. I don’t understand some of those paragraphs..
Like…some of the subjects and verbs are definitely not in agreement. lolol
Wow, I think the original part Cherry posted was sweet (even if not true), that stuff Sabine, is just laying it on too thick. Kinda gives me the gag reflex.
It’s sounds like our unstable fan doesn’t have english as their first language :cheerful:
‘Approving eye of the bright and silver moon’
:lol:
:biggrin:
That would actually sound good in a poem though.
Can you say delusional!?! AHAHA I’m going to pray for her she needs serious help.
I’m sorry I just don’t believe it.
Jesus, this sounds like something out of “The love letters of John Keats to Fanny Brawne”. I mean, these letters are beautiful and we know they are real but they were written in the early 19th century so the langauge was adequate…what he have here now doesn’t sound like Michael at aöö. I agree, ladake, the first page kind of did, to me at least and I can believe it’s real but the rest…I mean, we know Michael read a lot and was into poetry but this is really too much. So yeah, it might be from a fan who read “Love letters of Great Men”, just like Carrie in SATC :biggrin: and then tried to copy their style and give it the look of Michael’s handwriting…
Oh, sorry for the typos, I meant what we have here now and at all, not at aöö. :lol:
Beyond delusional. They better start checking the psyche wards for Michael fans. :cheerful:
You know what, on second thought I’m inspired. Get ready, I’ma write the next chapter of Tame the Wild Cobra JUST LIKE THAT!!!!!
:w00t:
Sabine, you crazy.
:wink:
LOL! The first 6 pages sounds like Shakespeare after a really wicked night in the city….
I feel better know, thank you.
Just ‘nother crazy fan Enola, nothin’ to be alarmed about!
:lol:
Frodes, you think i”m kidding? Im copying some lines for the next chapter of TTWC — the one about the silver moonlight, shamone, that’s a good line!
:happy:
Hey, man. I trust you. You always know what you’re doing and I know you wouldn’t put something in if it didn’t fit. If you can make that line work then I say work it!!!
So who do we get to see first??? Bad Boy or Prince???
I already know what you’re gonna say but I have to ask just the same!!!
Girl, I’m just kidding!!! :silly:
As for your question:
:face:
OMG, Blues Away, I just LOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE that song!!!!!!
:whistle:
That one and Carousel and Serious Effect are my new favorites for this week. Also on the playlist, if you listen to the megamix, there’s Michael singing Rock With You with just the piano playing behind him :wub:
Oh, new pictures out front!
Me like! :w00t:
God, there’s a lot of new pictures. I have to see all of them…aaaahhh…nice…
*falls into a trance while staring at the pictures with a huge smile on her face*
Sabine I was listening to the song Let Me Go in your setlist, are you sure it is really Michael? because I’m not too sure, it could be someone who just sounds like Michael.
Those letter could be writen by Michael, they are dramatic and emotional and sounds just like something Michael would write, in my opinion. There are lots of things that are unbelievable, like who would have believed that Michael tried to sleep with propofol if he didn’t die from it? so I will keep an open mind about Michael because you never know.
2000 watts video? No I haven’t seen it, do you have the link? Once I get something in me head, it won’t leave until I figure it out:tongue: Why does every picture and gif I post disappear, I’m so confused :dizzy:
*busy bar today*
Prince Michael to go…
Hope you are all having a wonderful Monday!
Blah. It’s so hard to tell sarcasm over the internet!!!
And I was right. I KNEW you would say that.
Afternoon ladies!!! WOW!! I go camping for a couple days and come back to a new front page!! and new videos!!! Sabine, you were a busy bee!! :wink:
I started reading this amazing book while i was on vaca that i wanted to tell you all about…it’s quite romantic but not the least bit “mushy” if that makes any sense…It’s called “The Gargoyle” by Andrew Davidson…..basically it’s about a man who meets a woman who claims to be his soul mate, she tells these wonderful stores about love found and lost and her memories of their former lives together in different times, all the way back to the 14th century . It deals with a lot of the themes we discuss here sometimes like fate, reincarnation, the line between ‘mystical powers’ and ‘mental illness’…etc. so far the guy thinks she’s crazy but he loves her and plays along…personally, i think she is telling the truth and has unfortunately lived into a time where her ”gift” is labeled as an “illness” but she is NOT having that, so i like her a lot. Only about halfway through but highly recommend!!! :heart:
okay, i’m having a sweet Creamy Mike and going to watch the new vids!!
Hey Grace! :heart:
Last I heard you had come back from your wedding trip and were about to read the last chapter of TTWC — I’m welcoming you back and telling you how glad I am to see you and then Poof!!!!! You were gone!!!
Glad to have you back again! :lol:
Soooooooooooooooooooo, did you ever finish the chapter???? :tongue: Inquiring minds would love to know!
The Gargoyle, I’ve never heard of it but it sounds very interesting — my kind of stuff!!! Thanks for sharing!!!!!
Frodes it’s next to IMPOSSIBLE to tell sarcasm over the internet!!! :lol:
Enola, I was wondering who was that person standing in front of CCC in a trance!!!! Come inside girl and have a drink!!!!
Aren’t the pics to die for!!!!
Colette, I kinda figured that would be your opinion. More power to you!
Funny how you listen to something that sounds like Michael and wonder if it’s him, but read something that a reporter says was written by Michael and say it’s probably him :lol: :silly:
*comes out of her trace* :pinch:
I think I heard someone talk?
Oh, hi Sabine! :w00t:
Yes, I LOVE the new pics! They’re awesome!
Although it is getting a little late over here and I’m feeling a wasted, I never say no to a drink!
I had my first day at work after three glorious weeks of vacation, so maybe I need something strong.
What do you recommend?
First day of work, after three weeks vacation!!! You need a Foreplay, you know, to get you ready!!!!!
Of course you’ll be comatose, but I’m sure your boss won’t notice :tongue:
hi Enola! I was just wondering if your vacation was over yet…. :sad:
…..how ’bout a Gentleman to ease your weary soul and keep you company tonight?
:wub: …..BTW, how are the babies? especially little Zoobie? any word on his future yet?
Hey Sabine, I know i am a terrible addicts lately but yes I finished the chapter just before i went away AGAIN! I can’t even begin to tell you what last week was like here so it took me a few days and I didn’t have time to comment but i will soon I promise…i will need to read back through again now that i have the Gargoyle story in my head or i’ll be mixing them up! Seriously, this book has “Sabine” written all over it…especially the parts where the woman is telling these heartbreaking stories, OMG it just made me think of you!
right now though i gotta hit the shower as i just finished the yard work and it’s so wretchedly freaking HOT again!!! UGH!!
I doubt a Foreplay can make my condition any worse!
I’ve been delious for days… LOL! It’s been Michael here there and everywhere for the past three weeks and…God, it’s been GOOOOOOD.
Only problem is, I cannot seem to snap out of it again!
My mind kept wandering while I was at work, and at some point I remember thinking that if Michael had been a work of art, he would definitely have been the most beautiful sculpture in the world, carved out of the finest Italian marble by Michelangelo himself. Michelangelo… Michael the angel… That thought was just to much for me and then I started crying – can you believe it – and had to sneak out to get a breath of fresh air…
So, a Foreplay – yes please!
Aww, Gracie…
I didn’t see you come in! :wub:
Sabine just offered me a Foreplay and I’m not sure I should drink a Gentleman too…
But little Zoobie is fine! He’s such a cute little furry thing. Absolutely adorable!
Nah, nothing new regarding his future. I’m still trying to figure out how to convince my husband.
Oh never mind, pass me the Gentleman! :whistle: