15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Aaaaw, Enola, that is so sweet. I mean, I’m sorry you cried but that was beautiful train of thought! :wub: :happy:
I know what it’s like to daydream about Michael when you should be listening to the lecturer, taking notes or participating in the seminar discussion…It’s semester break here right now so I have practially all day to Michael around but I try to make myself take him in small doses because I don’t want to become a glutton. :blush: :cheerful:
So, I think I never had a drink in this bar…I’ll have a Gentleman. Cheers!
Cheers Cherry!
*downs her Foreplay AND her Gentleman*
Now I think I’d better go to bed before I pass out! :blink:
See you tomorrow, ladies!
oh E… I missed you!
See you in the morning for a drink!
*settling in to her usual spot*
hmmmm what to have?
It feels like Michael, the letter that was posted and the song doesn’t sound like Michael lol, at all!! :tongue: not to mention how lame the lyrics are, you can always separate Michael’s voice from the rest.there is an imitator on youtube and that song sounds like him, Jason malalchi
Colette: Sabine I was listening to the song Let Me Go in your setlist, are you sure it is really Michael? because I’m not too sure, it could be someone who just sounds like Michael.
Colette: Those letter could be writen by Michael, they are dramatic and emotional and sounds just like something Michael would write, in my opinion.
Sabine: Funny how you listen to something that sounds like Michael and wonder if it’s him, but read something that a reporter says was written by Michael and say it’s probably him.
Colette: It feels like Michael, the letter that was posted, and the song doesn’t sound like Michael lol, at all!!
Whatever flavor Kool-Aid you’re drinking, I don’t want any. :tongue:
Good morning.
I don’t really have time to do this, since I’m off to work in 20 minutes, but I’ve got to warn you, girls!
Don’t ever drink a Foreplay and a Gentleman right before you go to bed if you’re suffering from Michaelmania – or suffer the consequences!
As you know I’ve come down with a particularly nasty version of Michaelmania, involving screaming ovaries, a desperate desire to hug him, Michelangelo…the crazy list just goes on and on!
When you combine a Foreplay and a Gentleman with those strange things in your head you get…Michael Jackson in your bed…
*sighs*
BUT, it’s not what you think!
In my dream I felt someone fall onto my bed and when I turned my head it was Michael. Fully dressed – he was even wearing shoes – so I don’t know if he just fell out of the sky like that or what happened. But I guess it was good for my husband that I’d kicked him out of bed last night because he was snoring again… LOL! Although Michael probably wouldn’t crush anyone…especially not the TII version, which just happened to be in my bed last night…
Anyway, and this is not funny by the way, Michael looked so sad it just broke my heat – he was staring into the ceiling with empty eyes and his clothes a mess – but for once in my life I did not feel powerless so I reached out and ran my fingers through his hair. God, it was so soft and I felt his little curls twist and turn under the palm of my hand. He even had little gray hairs here and there… It felt so real I cannot believe it!
When I woke up it was like being in a freaking movie… Guess where my hand was? Yup, un the pillow next to me. I really thought something like that only hapened in movies…
So ladies, DON’T DRINK BEFORE YOU GO TO BED.
And now I’m off to work!
Enola, OMG, I LOVE when dreams feel real like that.
The good ones, of course. Not the sad or scary ones.
I would love to have a dream with Michael where I can feel his presence. Or with him feeling me.
Oh, yeah.
*looking around*
Man I feel like I drank too much!
Every time I turn around something is different or really REALLY bright!
I do believe the boss has been decorating!
I would like a tall cool glass of MJ please
come and celebrate with me girls…
31 years today Off the Wall was released…
E come back and have one… it is noon somewhere! HEY it is noon there!
31 years! OMG, it’s such a long time ago, but I still love listening to it.
You know, I had promised myself not to drink today, but with an anniversary like that, how can I not drink!
Hm, what’s it going to be today…not a Foreplay…and definitely not a Gentleman either…
Of course – a Golden Boy!
Cheers M!
Hey, what’s up with the colors? Are we getting ready for Bad Boy Mike or am I still under influence from last night?
cheers honey…
lets celebrate and dance with Michael..
:wub:
:wub: Aaaaawwwww… He’s so fine…
Hey!
I’ve got to listen to Off the Wall right now.
CD-player here I come!
*sprints out of the bar*
See you later!
oh we need to have two Michaels
I will dance with this one…
*twirling around*
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Hi ladies,
A long, happy life is what we all dream of, isn’t it?
But do you realize what it means?
We will look like this when we meet Michael again… LOL! :tongue:
All we can hope for is not to suffer from dementia. Just imagine sitting next to him and not knowing who is is? Or whacking him with your handbag, if he comes a little too close? :wink:
OR, God forbid, say:
“Engelbert Humperdinck has always been my favorite singer.”
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Okay, it I’d better call it a day.
Have a nice day and sleep tight!
I’m feeling pink
After I looked him up (Jason Malachi) I know for sure that the song Let Me Go is definitely not Michael, it’s just not Michael’s tone, phrasing, his signature vocal tics are not there . I was fooled in the beginning too, but not anymore, this guy has put out quite a few songs imitating Michael, he’s good but no one can replicate Michael’s voice.
I Kool-Aid is totally awesome, don’t knock it till you try it!! :cool:
Now I know why you be all ready to fight all the time Colette!!!!! It’s all the sugar in the Kool-Aid you’re drinking.
Musicnme sent me an email about that, you know, the Jason Malachi song and I said thanks and then forgot which song to change!!!!
There were a couple of them that were wrong, Smile was some other crap, so was Ghost of Jealousy, so when I get a chance I’ll take off Let Me Go — thanks!!!!
Imitation is the highest form of praise, but he better be giving Michael credit as hit influence!
Oh woops, I didn’t say Cheers to Michael’s Off the Wall birthday, damn I REMEMBER dancing to that album!!!!!
I was eight years old!!!!!
Enola, I LIKE Engelbert Humperdinck !!!!!
Now as for your pic, when I see Michael again I will have a new body and a new spirit, or I’ll be in spirit, and I won’t care how I “look” :heart:
p.s.
Go listen to the Megamix track on the playlist! Wow, those first two minutes!!!!!! :wub: Just MIchael and piano!
*clink*
cheers Sabine..
What do you mean *clink*
Get off the wall and shake what your momma gave you! I know you got some junk in that trunk :whistle: :lol:
oh girl… I got enough junk for a yard sale!
I am shaking my money maker…
Good times!!! :whistle: :silly: You and me both!!!
I AM SO LOVING THE NEW DECORATIONS!!!
And it’s a bit easier on the eyes in terms of reading the messages. I like how every other one has a different colored box.
I had a very good day today. For Halloween, I’m gonna be Michael from the 1984 Grammy’s and I found my glove and rhinestones to put on it, and the perfect blue material to make the jacket with. SO EXCITED!!! Of course, I’ll be posting photos of the costume as it progresses. Can’t WAIT to really get started on it!!!
Miss Martini… I will get back to your email ASAP!!!
Listen to the Megamix track on the playlist…
If only I could, Sabine.
It’s never worked in my part of the world. :cwy:
Really Enola!!! Awww man that sucks! It’s Michael singing Rock With You just with the piano accompanying him — heaven :wub:
Frodes, I love halloween. My kids have one lots of contests for costumes I’ve made them!!!!! Like Michael, I love to dress up!
Look at this man’s sexy walk!!!!
Hey what the hell happened to my GIF!!!! Okay I”l put it up again later !!!!
Now OMG look at what Martinigirl sent me!!!! If I found one of these I would count myself as so blessed!!!!!!
:wub: ooooooo pretty in pink!! love it! i used to HATE pink and all things girly but i swear i am turning into a little girl again along with my daughter!
Enola, your dream makes me WANT to drink too much before bed!! i hardly ever remember my dreams anymore, the last one i can recall was a few weeks ago and some crazy person was trying to kill my entire family. that does not make for a good night’s sleep, let me tell ya.
that video with the rocks and shells makes me want to do that in my local parkt oo! wouldn’t that be so awesome to pick one up? but i think i would leave it there…Michael’s words should be part of nature.
Sabine, you’re comment is a comin’ girl! i’m just gonna grab a drink and go start some laundry so i feel like i’m getting housework done while i’m sitting here :lol:
Enola, even though he looked sad in your dream, I sooo envy you for it because I’ve heard so many Michael dream stories from various people (ranging from sad to sweet to hot!) and I never had but one but that was horrible because in it Michael thought I was a fan that was somehow after his money so he send me away before I had the chance to explain or defend myself, I was devastated when I woke up… :cwy:
If I knew I would dream of him after having a or two drink from da bar I would get drunk here every night! :silly: :lol:
Can’t see the Remember Michael video….what else is new? :getlost: :cheerful:
Ugh, that video brought tears to my eyes. I think we should all do that.
Hey Cherry, I love interpeting my dreams!!!
To me dreams are filled with symbolism and have a wealth of information to impart to us about our subconcious fears, needs, desires and hopes.
I never had but one but that was horrible because in it Michael thought I was a fan that was somehow after his money so he send me away before I had the chance to explain or defend myself, I was devastated when I woke up…
Soooooooo what do you think it meant?
I don’t want to tell you what I think before you say, and any way, the person who had the dream is the best person to interpret it. :smile:
Oh, gosh! :sad: I’m so sorry about the video!!! But Mgirl sent it to me so . . . . . . :biggrin: :kissing:
it is a nice video isn’t it?
I am converting and uploading – will send you the link for you to post. And I think I will take your suggestion and post it to mine too… we have to share and spread the word!
: )
Here you go Cherry!!! Mgirl rides in to the rescue!
Hear ye , hear ye! Let it be proclaimed throughout the land that on this 11th day of August in the year of our Lord 2010 her Royal Highness Princess Lydia has made pee-pee upon the potty for the first time !!!! Huzzah!
what’s an appropriate drink for a potty-training mama?? :wassat:
oh mama that is awesome – you are almost home free from diapers!
oh I think you deserver a Golden Boy!
LOL!!! That’s so cute!!! YAY Lydia!!!
I will have a MInty Mike. My fave.
Good morning.
Last night I fell asleep on the couch in front of the TV, totally wasted after a long day at work. Of couse it had to happen on a night when so much seemed to be going on in the bar.
Anyway…
Gracie! Congratulations on the royal potty victory.
It’s the first step to a diaper free life! YAY!
Sabine, Mgirl…thanks for the video. It’s beautiful.
I think I’m going to do something similar in a secret place in my garden.
As for the dreaming, Cherry and Gracie…
I am very sensitive to what goes on around me, so if something has affected me emotionally during the day I often tend to dream about it – or something similar – at night. I suspect it’s a way of coping with it.
Just like the other night with Michael. I was sooo desperate to hug him before I went to bed and voilá, my brain fixes everything by letting Michael land in my bed, ready to be hugged and comforted.
Apart from that I think I’m just like everybody else.
Maybe. :wink:
Three cheers for Lydia (LOVE that name)
Hip, Hip, HOORRRAY!!!!!
Hip, Hip, HOORRRAY!!!!!
Hip, Hip, HOORRRAY!!!!! I know you made a HUGE deal outta it, right Gracie! LIke she just produces the Mona Lisa! :lol:
Sabine, i just saw this article on Ritalin (ADD) on dherbs. Wanted to post it since you stated how doctors wanted to give that to your son. (Also just a good read for other moms who may feel pressured to give their children drugs)
http://www.dherbs.com/articles/add-94.html
Man in The Mirror was playing earlier. I can’t listen to that song without crying. I’m such a big baby!!!
Enola, that’s so sweet. The only dream I’ve had about MJ that I can remember was shortly after he died and I was in attendance at an award show while he was on stage giving an acceptance speech. Not much happened after that, but I tend to get fixated on things and my wild imagination ran with it and created all of these scenarios that I would think about or dream about on and off for about a month.
Thanks MGirl, you rock! :kissing: I love the idea this girl had, wow! I would do that and then hide and wait till somebody finds it so see their reaction! I guess most wouldn’t even look at it though…
Enola, I understand, I dream about stuff that affects me, too, sometimes but I just wondered why I don’t dream of Michael much more often since he is on my mind every day, all day and I want to hug him whenever I see a picture of him. :blush: :happy:
Anyway, my dream about him, the only one I can remember vividly at least, was back in May when I was there for a few days on vacation with my mom, it was the 24th or 25th…It began in something like a football stadium where Michael was rehearsing for his show and t here were already many fans there, mostly girls. :biggrin: From the very beginning I had the feeling that I wasn’t supposed to be there and that I didn’t want him to see me, maybe because I didn’t have tickets, I don’t remember. So I saw all the hoopla going on around the stage but I saw it from far away, from a forest where I was hiding behind trees with other people who didn’t have tickets. After a while I thought to myself, ok, I can’t see the show but I can try to see Michael backstage and hopefully briefly talk to him. So I just had to step around a corner and bam, I was backstage and again, there were a lot of people running around, some of them were Michael’s managers and bodyguards. All of a sudden he appeared in front of me surrounded by them and they quickly walked through various rooms and I followed behind them while they explained to him that I was a fan who wanted to talk to him. There was another girl there who wanted to do the same and we somehow had been picked for a little meet-and-greet I think, that was the offical version. Finally, we all walked up some stairs and in the middle there was a small, I don’t know, platform (?) that led to another room somehow (it’s a dream, right? ^^) and we stopped there so that M ichael could briefly talk to me and this girl before he had to leave through this room…so he said hello to the other girl, shook her hand and then he turned to me, smiled at me, took my hand too and said hello and I said hi (I was sooo nervous LOL) but before I could say anymore one of his bodyguards or managers looked at me and there was a look in his eyes I can’t interpret but somehow I knew that he enjoyed lying to Michael about me, that he did it on purpose because he said to Michael “Well, SHE is only here for the money.” And Michael’s face fell, he looked soooo disappointed and I felt soooo betrayed and wronged and helpless and devastated because Michael believed the manager right away and send me away. He wasn’t unfriendly but it was like “Oh, I should have known, she’s just here to use me, too.” I could feel his disappointment in me and I was so sad because I wanted to tell him how great I thought he was and so on, you know, but somebody else purposely lied about me to him and there was nothing I could do.
Hmm so right after that dream I tried to analzye it and my conclusion was that this episode represented my resentment for all those people around Michael who tried to manipulate hiim and take advantage of their position and my sadness at the fact that he trusted them to take care of him and believed in what they said when they obviously were liars and just bad people. Then I thought it might also represent my fear that Michael hates me for some of the stuff I think and feel about him sometimes concerning drugs etc. We talked about that, Sabine. :smile: It felt like I was punished for all that but also that I should have seen it coming. One of the thoughts that went through my head when he looked at me with disappointment in his eyes was “damn, he caught me”. In the dream he thought I somehow wanted to get money out of a meeting with him but that wasn’t my intention at all, still, on a deeper level it felt like I almost deserved this because of my anger at certain things regarding him and the fact that the manager told him that I wanted money and Michael’s disappointment about that stands for my fear of Michael knowing about my anger and not loving me anymore because of that…God, does this make sense? I better stop here, I’m confusing myself right now. :lol:
Oh and with “there” I meant France. LOL Don’t know why I didn’t write that. Sorry!
Hey Cherrry, wow, you still remember that dream in such detail!!!! That’s great. So I see you gave it a lot of thought of what it meant to you — that’s good.
Now I’ll share my thoughts — this doesn’t go against your thoughts just what stood out to me, ‘kay.
To me the language of dreams is not like the language you and I use, it’s all symbolism and hidden meanings.
So here goes nothin’ :lol:
You’re in a football stadium in the dream, where there are many people, mostly girls and you feel that you aren’t supposed to be there.
The football field represents the world. The girls, hmmmm, I don’t know, maybe other girls who you wish you could be like (they belong there, you don’t feel you do) and the feeling of not belonging to me represents feeling out of place in this world.
There’s hoopla going all around the stage but you see it from far away.
To me this represents chaos in your life that you are witnessing but not a part of.
You’re in a forest, protected — and actually hiding with other people who do not belong in the “world”.
Hmmm, who do those people represent.
Okay, so you cannot see the show — this big show is going on, you’re there, but feel you don’t belong and then you don’t even get to see the show.
TO me this represents a feeling you’re carrying of having things that you really want withheld from you.
But you get to see Michael backstage and hopefully talk to him.
I see this as representing the hope that you still have that you will, though, in time be given the desires of your heart.
Micheael appears out of no where, amongst again, the chaos of what is going on around him.
More to me representation of chaos in the world, and what you want (to meet Michael) being smack in the middle of it.
You have to follow Michael through many rooms and there is another girl wanting the same thing as you.
I see this as someone in your life who you view as a rival (perhaps at the time or in the past, who knows) and also, you are being led, like a carrot on a stick, to chase after what you want.
Maybe a feeling of being manipulated, led around — someone who has something that you want and has kept it from you.
He speaks to the other girl — she gets what she wants but when it is your turn, someone steps in and sabotages your meeting with him with lies.
I view this as a feeling you’re holding of having been betrayed in life, and having had your deepest desires robbed from you (whatever it is, only you would know)
Michael says, Oh, I should have known — so he believes it hook line and sinker and you feel his disappointment. So it feels like, to me, someone changed the perception of who you were for another person you really cared about and you were deeply hurt by that and felt helpless to stop it.
So that’s my unofficial interpretation. . .. of course it was so long ago, and do you remember what was happening in your life at the tme? That would also give you more clues.
I like interpreting dreams! I find them fascinating.
Sorry for writing so much, I just wanted to add that this was History era Michael, more specifically his Barbara Walters interview look, the long hair, the black clothes, the had, the necklace and he was rather skinny and smaller than I thought, in my dream.
Also, I think the fact that in the beginning I didn’t want him so see me was because I didn’t want him to think that I was just some other fan girl screaming at him, you know, one of the gypsies. :cheerful: Because all the girls that were already there watching him rehearse, I could feel that he wasn’t too glad about that and I didn’t wanna be just another face in the crowd, I wanted to meet and talk to him one on one, I wanted it to special.
So the theme that goes through this whole dream is that I was afraid of being rejected or hated by him and that I didn’t want him to have a wrong image of me, in general and especially concerning my intentions and concerning my feelings for him.
Hi Sabine, wow, thank you for your interpretation!!! I think you actually were right about quite a few things and I didn’t think of them in connection with that dream before…
I often do feel out of place in this world and somehow not belonging where I live/am right now, especially regarding the people I call “friends”. I’ve often felt belong somwhere else with different people, for sure.
I don’t know who the other people hiding with me represent. Maybe they are the people I would like to find because we feel the same and can relate to the same things but I haven’t found them yet in real life. They would be the people I feel like I belong to…
Chaos in my life that I’m witnessing but am not a part of…this might be the situation with my dad because I see the chaos of his life of which I’m not directly a prat of but I still see it and it hurts me. I don’t know.
The desires of my heart…yes, there is something I want very much. It’s quite personal so I won’t say what it is here but I hope I will have it one day! Right now it does feel like I have to chase it because it’s so hard to get. I know it’s there somewhere but I can’t see how I get there.
The other girl being a rival…I don’t k now. She didn’t feel like a rival in the dream and I don’t feel like I have any rivals in my life. But maybe she represents all the people I envy sometimes because they are successful and good and get what they want and I want to be like them.
As for another person having changed my perception to somebody I truly care about…I can’t remember having had that impression in the last few months. I had the dream in May and what was going on then was that I had a few problems or issues regarding certain friendships in my life and having the feeling of just wanting to get away from here because of that and meet new people and so on. I will leave for Brussels in three weeks and stay till next April and I have quite a few expecations and hopes for my stay there….
I will have to think about this some more. Am still quite disappointed though that this has been my only dream of Michael thus far. For all the time I spend thinking about him he should be in my dreams every freakin’ night! :getlost: :lol:
hey girls!!
Thanks for all the love for my little Princess Pee and thanks for the Golden Boy MartiniGirl! I needed that! Potty training is my LEAST favorite parenting stage…UGH!! i HATE IT!!
You bet we celebrated ! we were all cheering and clapping for her and she just stood there and looked at us like we were all cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! The first time is always a surprise i think and she didn’t quite get it. So yes, i am one tiny step closer to being diaper-free (after all these years i don’t even know what that will be like!) but we have a looooong road ahead!
So after i just said the other day that i rarely remember my dreams i had a bad one last night and i have no problem interpreting it….in my dream i lost my daughter. just forgot about her and left her behind. Even though there were all these other adults around including my mom, no one noticed she was missing except me and it felt just awful. i was running around everywhere i had been trying to find her thinking how could no one have seen her? why didn’t anyone pick her up and bring her back to me? Never did find her, i eventually talked myself out of the dream by telling myself to wake up. So, here’s what’s going on with me…about a week ago i was offered a job and i am about 95% hired, just waiting for school board approval. I have been home with my kids for 9 years, i have worked but only at night so they never knew i was gone. But this opportunity came along and it is too perfect to pass up…it’s in my kids’ school and it’s only 2 days a week, the salary is terrible but it will be enough to pay their tuition. My husband is overjoyed because neither of us will need to get a night job now and the practical, logical part of me KNOWS that i WANT to do it and it’s the best thing for everyone…..but no matter how hard i try to ignore it, and how many people tell me she will be fine and she will adjust,there is one big part of my mama heart that is breaking when i think of my little girl crying every morning i leave her. :cwy: I can still remember being “left” at the baby-sitter and i always swore i would never do that to my child and now i am and i just don’t know what to do with this feeling.
*sigh* well, i had to get that out, maybe now i can stop dreaming about it !
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Awww, Gracie… you poor thing. I know what it feels like – it’s the hardest part of being a mother, I think. It is programmed in our genes not to leave our kids behind, so it just goes against everything we are. But we can do it and she will be fine. Believe me, I’ve been there.
Here’s a Creamy Mike for you too.
Lighten up, we are all rooting for you! Go get the job, girl.
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Awwww Gracie well you’re doing the most healthy thing that you can do, the best thing — you’re talking about it!!!!!
Everything happens for a reason, and this job, and this opportunity is going to open other doors and other opportunities that are right and important for your life, if not, it wouldn’t be happening.
You’re a wonderful Mom, you’ve done a superb job with your daughter and she is going to be just FINE — you were talking about some financial difficulties right, so this is a blessing, right? Remember to try to look at the bright sides of things — think of all the ways this brief separation will HELP your daughter. Children are so resilient.
Now I’m going to talk to you as a Mom. When I left my daughter at the day care, and my son, too, ooooooh my God, their little faces!!!!! they cried and cried and I felt horrible. Then I came back that afternoon and watched them playing with the other children, learning, socializing and smiling and laughing and when I stepped through the door, the smile OMG!
:wub: I knew it was a good thing! The next day, they ran to the daycare and said goodbye to me, no problemo :wink:
CherryLeigh… God, I don’t know what to say…
That dream is so similar to one I had in the beginning of May it literally scares me. Or at least the way it starts out is the same…
In my dream, I was standing on a hill top looking down at some stadium, where Michael was performing. I could hear him, but never got a clear view of him. In the end I went to the stadium to try to get in, but there was an ocean of people in front of me, so I realized it would be impossible. I was turning away to go home (deeply depressed) when suddenly a voice cut through all the commotion and noice outside the stadium. “Wait, don’t go!” I turned around to see what’s going on and I see a sight I will never forget even if it was just a dream. In front of me the ocean of people parts just like the waters of the Red Sea parted before Moses and reveals…Michael. GOOD LORD….
He walked straight to me and grabbed my hand. “Why are you leaving?”
I remember that I was unable to answer. (I was in shock, I guess – or just embarrassingly stupid as always in situations like that…)
Then he said something like “You’ll be okay. Come with me.” And the he dragged me past all these people and into the stadium…
Isn’t that scary?
By the way, I had that dream the night before I thought I was going to get fired.
:angry: I’m stuck at the airport!!! My flight is delayed cuz of storms at home…. since i don’t drink in real life, I need something from this bar! Something strong. The Force looks like it just might do it.
Wow E, thanks for sharing that! The beginning is similar to mine but your dream was a good one and I felt horrible after waking up from mine. YOurs is really beautiful, especially considering what was going on in your life at that time. Wow!
I might have had more dreams of Michael but I don’t remember any, yet, sometimes, when I wake up and remember the feeling of a dream it feels like he was in it, too, though not as himself but in another body, “played” by another person so to speak…
Anyway, I’m still waiting for my sweet/sexy dream. :blush: :cheerful:
Maybe it’s because I think about him so much and sometimes have to deal with all kinds of emotions during the day that there’s nothing left for the night. :wassat:
A creamy orgasm might help. :biggrin:
:angry: Ladake, where in the world do you think you’re going . . . . . without this Foreplay!!!!
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